"my hello kitty does not sit on my knee caps"someone please make a shirt of this.

In this episode the ladies cover The Mystery of Black Hollow Lane by Julia Nobel.

We are finally back! Come listen to our catch up episode where we go over all of the major life changes that have happened in the last 4 months.

In this riveting episode of Tramps, Ghosts and Ballerinas the ladies cover the 2023 book The Lake House, by Sarah Beth Durst. We will be taking a summer/surgery break and be back for season 2 soon!

Would you give your close personal friends money if you won a million dollars? Two of the three ladies would not. Tune in to see who is the most generous of the three! *hint, it is the one typing this*Also, if you had a monkey, what would you name it?

This episode covers the sequel to Time Windows, Pale Phoenix.

On this non book episode, the gals play a fun game of "Drink and Tell." Or rather, just Tell because we aren't drinking anything but tea. Enjoy these very inappropriate questions and answers! Mom if you're reading this, skip this episode.

In this episode on TGB we discuss the book The Lost Library by Rebecca Stead and Wendy Mass. It 12 too young to cross the street?Rate, review, subscribe. please.

There is lots of swearing in this episode.

Have you ever looked at the cover of a book and thought "that's cool, I'll read that." Well that's how the original Ellen found this book. Buckle up and listen to our thoughts on The Girl Who Drank the Moon by Kelly Barnhill.

Welcome to the impromptu TGB radio show!

Kevin! Write [email protected]

This week the gals decide to have some fish bowl fun and do a Q and A.

Join the gals in discussing this "classic" children's book. We will talk about who Lewis Carroll really was and a whole bunch of other crap.

Welcome back to TGB! The ladies discuss life updates as well as what to expect in future episodes!This is the start of season 1

We succeeded in a great task. We started recording these episodes on July 10th 2023. We read and recorded episodes for all 7 Harry Potter books. There were trying times, but we made it. We are very proud of ourselves, if you've held on this long, you should be proud of yourself too. We will be taking a holiday break and will start recording again in the new year! Rate, review, subscribe.

It's the final countdown!

It is the beginning of the end... The last Harry Potter book. We cover chapters 1-10 of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.

“We must try not to sink beneath our anguish, Harry, but battle on.”

Listen to Mariah and Fee eat an entire loaf of pumpkin bread. Chapters 11-20

Please rate or review, Ellen is desperate for attention.

Last part of the Order of the Phoenix. Two more books to go!

Part 3 of 4 for Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix.

In part 2 of the "Order of the Phoenix" we cover chapters 11-20.

Chapters 1-10 for book 5 of Harry Potter.

It has been a MINUTE since we recorded. Catch up and listen to the end of Harry Potter book 4! (chapter 26-37)

Harry Potter will resume next week! This is a republish of episode 7, Tuck Everlasting. This was published originally on December 5th 2022.. then it got deleted from all of existence. The audio I had for Tuck was not the best.. so buckle up for lots of taps, bumps and heavy breathing into the mics. Oh how far we have come!

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire part 2!! We cover chapters 13-25. Part 3 coming next week.

Part one of three for Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. Chapter 1-12

Don't be a scab, listen to this episode! Chapter 11-22

Chapters 1-10! I still don't understand why the dementors had to be in the school???

Tramps has never done a movie before... Thank God Chris Lee of Ya, Reel Good fame was able to join us. Listen as Fee, Ellen and Chris attempt to review Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone.

Join us as we cover all of the chambers secrets.

Grab your wands and wizard robes for The Season of Harry Potter.

Better cluck next time! The last of our Reader Beware...You Choose the Scare!

Another Reader Beware... You Choose the Scare! Complete with lots of swearing and sound effects.

Back to the book!

Do your dishes talk to you?

Neil, you have an official invitation to stay at Ellen's house with a nice carafe of water.

A book about an orphan that Fee actually liked.P.SRate, review and subscribe! Please and thank you

In this episode we covered top fan Amanda's pick (#belikeamanda #onlyfanamanda) Among the Hidden. Rate, review and subscribe! Please and thank you.

We didn't know this book was going to be so heavy. Join us for all the feelings!

In this episode we talked about our first ever legit video episode (go find us on YouTube!) We also discussed Henry Cavill, Benedict Cumberbatch and who we would cast in the Enola Holmes movie.

We discuss the book Ella Enchanted by Gail Carson Levine as well as a smattering of other topics. Rate, review subscribe! P.S Email us at [email protected] if you have a book suggestion, questions, comments, hate mail.. what have you.

We had probably the most special guest, Fee's mom Stephanie! Join us for episode 30 as we discuss Pippi Longstocking. P.S Rate, review and subscribe!

Part two we covered the rest of The Swifts, new names and casting The Swifts as a movie!P.SRate, review and subscribe!!

In part one we covered our "adventure" of the day, a crockpot toe and the beginning of The Swifts: A Dictionary of Scoundrels by Beth Lincoln. P.S ~We have a Patreon!! Join and listen to uncensored episodes on Patreon.com/trampsghostsballerinas ~You can buy merch on Redbubble.com under TGBpod ~We are working on video! Not out yet, but soon!

Stay golden!