Original Air Date: March 8, 2021Will half the country (including Cousin Maggie) have a collective nervous breakdown if Trump runs again in 2024? Can we get the Nike swoosh logo cancelled? Who's going to stop these racist babies? Will Bridget's off-the-cuff Covid rap about Cuomo killing The Olds win a Grammy? This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date: March 1, 2021Do we know why Biden bombed the Syranese? Does Ted Cruz not understand the first rule of politics: Optics Matter? Is Mr. Potato Head the original trans-icon? Has Bridget finally had enough? This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date: February 1, 2021What the hell are "stonks" and why is Wall Street freaking out? Double masks and anal swabbing, we're being trolled, right? Who's crazier, AOC or Marjorie Taylor Greene? Will Bridget use the term "tendies" correctly? This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date: January 25, 2021How did anyone believe a con man like Donald Trump would follow through on his promises? What should Biden's category be called? Did Gwyneth Paltrow and Brad Pitt break up because he was afraid of being permanently disfigured by her exploding orgasms? Will anyone address Bridget's most pressing concern (the kids in the cages)? This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date: January 18, 2021Do you miss the Murder Hornets as much as we do? How do we take the Qanon Shaman seriously? When did Alex Jones become a voice of reason? Will Bridget be able to stop laughing inappropriately at serious things? This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date: January 4, 2021Has Alec Baldwin finally met his match in crazy? Why should we all be stockpiling sand? Will the Butchers of San Bernardino be a runaway hit reality show on Bravo? What are Bridget's plans for inciting a revolution? This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date: December 14, 2020Is Cardi B living proof that you can't buy class? Is Ben & Jerry's ice cream really that good? Would Russians rather die of Covid than stop drinking? Has Bridget become one with the monoliths and know what their purpose is? This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date: December 7, 2020Was a drunk Kitty Sanchez the star witness for Trump's lawsuit? Are the monoliths from aliens or an elaborate guerilla marketing campaign? Would your friends support you if you were going to marry a sex doll? Will Bridget stand up for vulva owners (aka women) everywhere? This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date: November 23, 2020Is the election legitimate or not? Have we lost Sammy FnF down the conspiracy theory rabbit hole? Does Christiane Amanpour watch Dumpster Fire? Will Gavin Newsome be spying on Bridget's Thanksgiving? This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date: November 16, 2020Did a Fox News reporter tell the truth about the election? What will it take to get a Rogan/Phetasy ticket for a future Presidential election? Will Sammy Flap-n-Folds help us find our vaginas? Is Bridget the Banksy of the art restoration world? This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date: November 9, 2020Do we have a new president/not my president? Is AOC a dictator-in-training? Is Greta Thunberg the master of Twitter revenge? Is Bridget planning to become an outdoor cooking enthusiast? This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date: November 2, 2020Will we make it through this election with what's left of our sanity intact? Is the Great Sky Master coming for us? Are we living in a parody of a science fiction dystopian reality? What does Bridget think of men who say "we're pregnant?" This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date: October 26, 2020Is Mitch McConnell a lizard person? Are all old men creepy around young girls? What does a ghost without knees look like? Is Bridget responsible for Billy McFarland being put in solitary confinement? This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date: October 19, 2020Is Trump pivoting to TikTok stardom? Is Kamala Harris a total psycho? Will YouTube censor us for having a nuanced conversation about trans rights? Will Bridget be assassinated by a Chinese billionaire? This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date: October 12, 2020Did Trump "dominate" the coronavirus or was it all a hoax? Who won the VP debate besides the fly? Will Yelp succeed in turning the US into China? Is Bridget wearing a crowd controlled buttplug? This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date: October 5, 2020Is the Trump we're seeing now an AI deep fake? Would RBG be ashamed of our tribute? Will Rick Moranis unite the country? Who wants to watch Bridget read Coronavirus erotica? This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date: September 28, 2020Can we all agree with Trump on Prince Harry and Meghan Markle? How many Trustafarian dudes will buy a $2600 Gucci dress to complete their "heroin chic" look, and claim they bought it at a thrift store? Is Jameela Jamil's "perfect skin" achieved by being a trans-rights activist? How many llamas does Bridget need to acquire before she believes she's "made it"? This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date: September 7, 2020Which tears are the sweetest, Lib tears or MAGA tears? Did Melania shank Ivanka after Ivanka snubbed her on the RNC stage? The Adult Baby Diaper Lover Community is a thing that exists. Can anyone read the expression on someone's face from the back of their head as well as Bridget? This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date: August 24, 2020Do Americans love Trump because he's as dumb as we are? Is China's massive Wuhan pool party at giant "f*ck you" to the rest of the world? Does everyone miss the days when we thought Snookie was a low as we could go as a culture? Is Bridget's impression of an Instagram Influencer slightly disturbing or spot on? This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date: August 10, 2020Is Trump taking advice from a witch doctor? Has China figured out how to grow super soldiers from seeds? Are you prepared for America to burn? Is Bridget's Alex Jones' impression a little too good? This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date: July 27, 2020Is the Trump cognitive test a social experiment? Why are we ignoring the aliens? Does Maggie have a secret child? Why is everyone making Bridget defend Kim Kardashian? This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date: July 13, 2020Will we ever talk about Trump on the show again? What's the point of having a sexbot if it has mood swings? Can you buy a guillotine on Amazon? Does Bridget support monkey labor rights? This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date: June 29, 2020Did Trump dream of being a stand-up comedian? Is everyone losing their minds? Did Titanic cause Leo to have some unresolved yacht trauma? Will Bridget's new Broadway Musical: Cancelled - An Awokening be a runaway hit? This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date: June 15, 2020Should all Instagram Influencers be cancelled? Is CHAZ just Burning Man for the Poors? Can actors take responsibility for their inability to deal with a news cycle that's not about them? Will Bridget prove that pandering always pays off? This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date: May 25, 2020Does Joe Biden hear the words coming out of his mouth? Is everything a right-wing trap? Who is Bridget trying to sell this week? Is John Krasinski Bridget's new nemesis? This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date: May 18, 2020Will Sammy Flap-n-Folds join the Trump campaign? Did Anderson Cooper have a hissy fit on air? Is Dakota Johnson as clueless as Gwenyth Paltrow? Does Bridget have plans to lure Prince Harry to her undisclosed location? This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date: May 11, 2020Is Tik Tok the ultimate Chinese spyware? How much therapy will Elon Musk's new baby need? Adele lost weight, how does that make you feel? Did Bridget party with Prince Harry? This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date: May 4, 2020Can we do better than "which candidate for President is the least rapey?" Is Alex Jones a former comedian who faked his death and is controlled by the CIA? Is the Facebook Ant Colony Game really just Commie brainwashing? When did Elon Musk become Bridget's nemesis? This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date: April 27, 2020How many people injected themselves with disinfectant to own the libs? What's the one thing you need to run for President of the United States? Should all the rich people and celebrities shut the f*ck up about how they're surviving quarantine? Will Bridget blow God all over your face? This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date: March 23, 2020How would you rate this Dumpster Fire: Superb, Great, Very Good? How many celebrities will self-destruct during quarantine? Is Jared Leto's Messiah complex getting worse? Is Bridget's "Coronavirus challenge" to not lose faith in humanity? This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date: March 16, 2020Will Fox News kill its entire audience? Does your quarantine prep kit include a tambourine? Are we prepared for a wave of Smurf deaths? When did Bridget learn to ride a unicycle? This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date: March 9, 2020Does Joe Biden know he's running for president? Will Olympic athletes create a super-strain of the Coronavirus? Can a jingle from Finland prevent rape? Will Bridget be crowned Queen of the Morons? This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date: February 24, 2020Who Has That Many Pigeons? Why Does a Pony Have a Lucha Libre Outfit? There's a hole in the sky where a tree once stood, will you ever get this jingle out of your head? Will Bridget ever stop laughing at the Titanic video? This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date: February 17, 2020Does Joe Biden have dementia? Are selfies more lethal than sharks? What does a penis-scented candle smell like? Will Bridget sell Sam to a Kansas man? This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date: February 10, 2020Is Trump a vampire? Should Alexa call you out when you're mansplaining? Does Jameela Jamil hear herself when she talks? What is Sam's epic new nickname? This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date: February 3, 2020What does Eau de Bérnié smell like? Should sweaty sex robots be able to cry? Did Nicky Hilton fix Climate Change by wearing Chanel? Will Bridget stroke out doing a Michael Moore impression? This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date: January 27, 2020Have the Trekkies finally "Trumped" the Star Wars fans? Is Conor McGregor a male feminist? Is AOC the next Stalin? Can Bridget do an Irish accent? This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date: January 21, 2020Why was it difficult to capture an immobile terrorist? Are the living robots the Puppetmasters of the Extinction Rebellion activists? Would you eat a Trump ham sandwich? Does Bridget use the term "nub" correctly? This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date: January 13, 2020Has Trump read Ender's Game? Is Rose McGowan being held hostage? Did Kim Kardashian's refrigerator inspire prison reform? Did Bridget Make Brad Pitt Great Again #MBPGA? 2020 is here and it's gonna be bonkers! This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date: November 11, 2019Is John Legend unbearable? Can the asthmatics outrun the robot Mini Cheetahs? What does Kim Kardashian look like without Photoshop? Did Sam kill Epstein? Mysteries are solved and conspiracy theories unraveled on this Week's Dumpster Fire! This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date: November 4, 2019Is Trump confused by a Halloween costume? Are the Boomer v. Millennial Wars heating up? Where's the opioid addict emoji the public demands? Did Bridget actually sleep with Obama? All answers can be found only in this week's Dumpster Fire! This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date: October 28, 2019Is the Patriarchy so crafty they'll finally succeed in erasing women? Did Trump tweet about the iphone because Rudy Giuliani is a chronic butt-dialer? Is Kanye crazy or Christ reborn? How did Bridget really feel about Avatar? Find out on this week's Dumpster Fire! This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date: October 21, 2019Are activists sniffing the super glue they use? Is Fortnite your babysitter? Is the NBA in China's pocket? Has the opioid epidemic reached Sesame Street? This dumpster fire is lit! This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date: October 1, 2019Are twerking protestors the worst? Did Greta Thunberg out-troll Trump? Are woke parents unbearable? What does Bridget really think of Prince Harry? All this and much more on this week's Dumpster Fire. This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date: September 23, 2019Will the children save us all? Is Elon Musk an alien? Does Sean Spicer have any dignity left? Is Bridget in love with Rihanna? Answers to all these burning questions on this week's Dumpster Fire! This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date: September 16, 2019Are robot priests going to murder us all? Did Melania Trump know what she was doing? Is Monopoly sexist? Is Rudy Guiliani batsh*t crazy? All this and more on this week's Dumpster Fire! This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date: September 9, 2019Should Debra Messing be blacklisted? Has your butt plug been hacked? Is "retarded" making a comeback? Will Bridget be in a Tyler Perry movie? Find out on this week's Dumpster Fire! This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date: September 3, 2019Is bedbug a term of endearment? Are pumpkin spice lattes a symbol of genocide? Did Dior make the most racist commercial possible? Phetasy made the urban dictionary! And so much more... This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe