This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit www.phetasy.comA lot of on-the-fly changes on this one. New episode of Dumpster Fire will launch Sunday 4/21/24Subscribe to watch the unedited version and see all the stuff that hit the cutting room floor.Beyond Parody with Bridget Phetasy is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber

All the promises the politicians are making in order to stay in power, the Juice is no longer loose, being Moon Pilled and Bridget's strange visceral hatred. 0:00 - Old-In-Chief 5:42 - This F*ckin' Guy 10:44 - Sheath Underwear 11:54 - Cool Science Sh*t 20:02 - Weather 20:24 - You're Not Crazy 22:00 - Gen Z Discovers 24:50 - HaHa Hot Sauce 25:44 - Dumpster Diving 30:16 - Breaking Bridget 40:02 - Phetasy News 42:04 - The Internet Is Glorious Watch Norm Macdonald Rip on O.J. -Get Moon Pilled -Thanks to our sponsors Sheath Underwear & HaHa Hot Sauce - Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system and order yours and save 20% with the code DUMPSTER - Get yourself the perfect hot sauce - HaHa Hot Sauce is amazingly flavorful with just the right amount of heat and support Dumpster Fire writer Dave Yates Beyond Parody with Bridget Phetasy is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber. This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit www.phetasy.comThe most perfect description of an Erehwon you’ve ever heard. New episode of Dumpster Fire will launch Sunday 4/14/24Subscribe to watch the unedited version and see all the stuff that hit the cutting room floor.Beyond Parody with Bridget Phetasy is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber.

Elon's Neuralink goes live, the only proper use of "they/them," JK Rowling should be President of the World, and Bridget reminisces about Mad Dog 2020.0:00 - Chickens Come Home To Roost 5:48 - My Nemesis Is At It Again 7:42 - WOMEN! 9:25 - RIP Lizzo 11:26 - What Is Happening? 14:20 - Weather 14:47 - BON CHARGE 16:07 - Parade of Morons 19:45 - Gen Z Discovers 21:30 - Dumpster Diving 22:32 - Breaking Bridget 27:06 - Phetasy News 29:07 - The Internet Is Glorious Watch the full Normal World Neuralink sketch featuring Bridget -Thanks to our sponsor BON CHARGE - Revitalize your skin with BON CHARGE's Red Light Face Mask and get 15% offBeyond Parody with Bridget Phetasy is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber. This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit www.phetasy.comFinally, the proper use of they/them!New episode of Dumpster Fire will launch Sunday 4/7/24Subscribe to watch the unedited version and see all the stuff that hit the cutting room floor.Beyond Parody with Bridget Phetasy is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber.

Trump's bloodbath comment taken out of context, Dylan Mulvaney's song celebrating toxic female tropes, the endless news cycle around Kate Middleton, all to distract us from the war on small business as explained by Carol Roth. 0:00 - Troll-In-Exile 4:37 - Conspiracy Theories We Can Get Behind 9:49 - WOMEN! 13:06 - Sheath Underwear 14:12 - Patriarchy So Crafty 19:22 - Weather 20:04 - What Is Happening 24:55 - Factor & BON CHARGE 27:33 - Gen Z Discovers 29:32 - Dumpster Diving 31:28 - Breaking Bridget 42:56 - Phetasy News 43:56 - The Internet Is GloriousThanks to our sponsors Sheath Underwear, Factor & BON CHARGE - Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system and order yours and save 20% with the code DUMPSTER - Find a meal plan that fits your diet and goals at Factor. Get 50% off with code DUMPSTER50 - Revitalize your skin with BON CHARGE's Red Light Face Mask and get 15% offBeyond Parody with Bridget Phetasy is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber. This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit www.phetasy.comDylan Mulvaney, Kate Middleton & BowserNew episode of Dumpster Fire will launch Sunday 3/24/24Subscribe to watch the unedited version and see all the stuff that hit the cutting room floor.Beyond Parody with Bridget Phetasy is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber.

How much trouble did Bridget get in over Sydney Sweeney's boobs? Did Trump bribe the Supreme Court with Never Surrender Hightops? What will the name "Dr. Jill's Milk Cannons" be used for? Has the Unwokening begun? 0:00 - WOMEN! 8:15 - Old-In-Chief 9:49 - Troll-In-Exile 11:39 - Get Rekt China 15:37 - Sheath Underwear 16:38 - Chickens Come Home To Roost 18:35 - Weather 18:59 - Never Woke Enough 20:13 - The Unwokening 23:29 - BON CHARGE 24:39 - Dumpster Diving 26:06 - Breaking Bridget 30:04 - The Internet Is Glorious Read Bridget's Sydney Sweeney article - https://thespectator.com/topic/sydney-sweeney-boobs-back-culture-glorification/Thanks to our sponsors Sheath Underwear & BON CHARGE - Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system and order yours and save 20% with the code DUMPSTER - Revitalize your skin with BON CHARGE's Red Light Face Mask and get 15% off!Beyond Parody with Bridget Phetasy is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber. This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

What's bad for America is great for Dumpster Fire. Tucker Carlson discovers poor people stuff. A 90 year old volunteer is fired because of pronouns. Bridget is the Basic B*tch of the Culture Wars. 0:00 - Introduction 0:52 - Capitalism Always Wins 6:51 - We're Living In A South Park 14:14 - RIP/BDE 15:32 - Important Stories We're Ignoring 16:28 - Sheath Underwear 17:29 - Never Woke Enough 19:48 - Weather 20:15 - Siri, Please Take My Life 25:40 - Manscaped & Factor 27:57 - Beyond Parody 30:34 - Dumpster Diving 31:45 - Breaking Bridget 37:32 - Phetasy News 38:50 - The Internet Is GloriousThanks to our sponsors Sheath Underwear, Manscaped & Factor - Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system and save 20% with the code DUMPSTER - Gentlemen, don't neglect your male grooming! Visit Manscaped and get 20% off & free shipping with the code DUMPSTER - Find a meal plan that fits your diet and goals at Factor and get 50% off with code DUMPSTER50 - Need a good therapist? Visit https://www.justjeren.com/Beyond Parody with Bridget Phetasy is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber. This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit www.phetasy.comSo many rants, so little time. New episode of Dumpster Fire will launch Sunday 2/25/24Subscribe to watch the unedited version and see all the stuff that hit the cutting room floor.Beyond Parody with Bridget Phetasy is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber.

The Adult Baby Diaper Lover community is getting a spa. Tucker Carlson gets burned by Putin and gets a new nickname from Bridget. Taylor Swift is a deep state plant. And Gen Z discovers loud budgeting. For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ 0:00 - Introduction 0:50 - What Is Happening? 4:54 - Join Phetasy 5:57 - America's Too Fat For A Civil War 9:25 - Sheath Underwear 10:25 - Russia So Russian 15:05 - Sprained My Eyes 19:18 - Capitalism Always Wins 22:46 - Weather 24:13 - WOMEN! 26:12 - We're All Gonna Die 28:02 - Gen Z Discovers 30:17 - Dumpster Diving 32:41 - Breaking Bridget 37:55 - Phetasy News 40:00 - The Internet Is Glorious ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Thanks to our sponsors Sheath Underwear - Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system and save 20% with the code DUMPSTER---------------------------------------------------------------------- Beyond Parody with Bridget Phetasy is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber. This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit www.phetasy.comThe diaper people are coming.New episode of Dumpster Fire will launch Sunday 2/11/24Subscribe to watch the unedited version and see all the stuff that hit the cutting room floor.Beyond Parody with Bridget Phetasy is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber.

Is it gonna be Trump v. Hillary again in 2028 in the election loop that will never end? Has anyone ever heard of NACs? How badly is the National Independent Contractor decree going to f*ck you? Will Bridget finally admit this is a news show? 0:00 - Introduction 1:00 - Electile Dysfunction 2024 11:16 - Parade of Morons 14:35 - Sheath & CrowdHealth 16:50 - Important Stories We're NOT Ignoring (But Everyone Else Is) 25:46 - Weather 26:55 - BDE 28:40 - Dumpster Diving 31:17 - Breaking Bridget 39:52 - Phetasy News 43:10 - The Internet Is Glorious ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Links: Whitney Webb Article - Wall Street’s Takeover of Nature Advances with Launch of New Asset ClassCarol Roth Article - A grassroots victory against Wall Street and green tyrannyAB5 Employment ResultThe Independent Contractor Rule goes NationalKevin Kiley on Walk-Ins Welcome - AB5 Going National Will Be A Disaster---------------------------------------------------------------------- Thanks to our sponsors Sheath Underwear & CrowdHealth! - Check out Sheath Underwear's ingenious dual pouch system and save 20% with the code DUMPSTER - Pay large healthcare bills without insurance with CrowdHealth and use the code BRIDGET for discount---------------------------------------------------------------------- This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit www.phetasy.comDo you know what NACs are? Bridget tries to explain.New episode of Dumpster Fire will launch Sunday 1/20/24Subscribe to watch the unedited version and see all the stuff that hit the cutting room floor.Beyond Parody with Bridget Phetasy is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscribe…

What were the global repercussions of shutting down Pedo Island? Should blocking traffic to the airport be a federal offense? How dark can our dark jokes get? What would Bridget do with a trillion dollars? Subscribe to watch the full unedited version.0:00 - Introduction 1:14 - Troll-In-Exile 4:47 - What Is Happening? 11:56 - Epstein Didn't Kill Himself 15:46 - Chickens Come Home To Roost 18:35 - Get Rekt, China 20:48 - Sheath Underwear & CrowdHealth 23:17 - Weather 23:38 - Patriarchy So Crafty 24:29 - Dumpster Diving 25:42 - Breaking Bridget 29:50 - Phetasy News 31:20 - The Internet Is Glorious ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Thanks to our sponsors Sheath Underwear & CrowdHealth! - Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system and order yours at https://bit.ly/df-sheath and save 20% with the code DUMPSTER - Pay large healthcare bills without insurance with CrowdHealth - https://bit.ly/df-crowdhealth and use the code BRIDGET for discount ---------------------------------------------------------------------- PHETASY IS a movement disguised as a company. We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ Beyond Parody with Bridget Phetasy is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber. This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit www.phetasy.comWhat would Bridget do with a trillion dollarsSubscribe to watch the unedited version and see all the stuff that hit the cutting room floor.Beyond Parody with Bridget Phetasy is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber.

Does the Harvard hypocrisy never end? Who doubted Kid Rock would go back to Bud Light? Is Hunter Biden single-handedly propping up the sex trade industry? Who's going to buy Bridget the physical Trump Trading card? Subscribe to watch the full unedited version.0:00 - Introduction 0:31 - Troll-In-Exile 4:38 - Join Phetasy 5:58 - Make Orwell Fiction Again 7:16 - Hypocrisy On Fire 11:10 - Sheath Underwear 12:14 - Capitalism Always Wins 16:05 - Weather 17:17 - CrowdHealth & How Rico Saved Santa 19:26 - No End In Pandemic 22:04 - Ye So Cray-Ye 22:57 - Gen Z Discovers 26:00 - Dumpster Diving 30:18 - Breaking Bridget 36:20 - Phetasy News 39:08 - The Internet Is Glorious----------------------------------------------------------------------Thanks to our sponsors Sheath Underwear, The Night That Rico Saved Santa & CrowdHealth!- Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system and order yours at https://bit.ly/df-sheath and save 20% with the code DUMPSTER- Get your copy of The Night That Rico Saved Santa - https://amzn.to/3T31ewF- Pay large healthcare bills without insurance with CrowdHealth - https://bit.ly/df-crowdhealth and use the code BRIDGET for discount----------------------------------------------------------------------Get your tickets to see Dave Yates live on New Year's Eve Day in New York City! - https://bit.ly/DaveYatesNYEComedy ---------------------------------------------------------------------- PHETASY IS a movement disguised as a company. We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ Beyond Parody with Bridget Phetasy is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber. This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit www.phetasy.comMeet Bridget’s alter-ego Denise. The final edit will drop Sunday 12/17.Subscribe to watch the unedited version and see all the stuff that hit the cutting room floor.Beyond Parody with Bridget Phetasy is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber.

Do we need more chainsaw-wielding politicians? Is everyone in IT a furry? Did Snoop Dogg make us all look like fools? Is Elon Musk no longer Bridget's nemesis? Subscribe to watch the full unedited version.Chapters:0:00 - Introduction 0:34 - Make Orwell Fiction Again 5:14 - BDE Award 7:42 - Electile Dysfunction 2024 16:01 - Sheath Underwear 17:10 - Everything Is Racist 19:03 - What Is Happening? 20:00 - Weather 20:43 - My Nemesis Is At It Again 24:02 - The Night Rico Saved Santa & CrowdHealth 26:06 - Capitalism Always Wins 28:07 - Gen Z Discovers 31:01 - Dumpster Diving 33:43 - Breaking Bridget 38:23 - Phetasy News 40:21 - The Internet Is Glorious ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Thanks to our sponsors Sheath Underwear, The Night That Rico Saved Santa & CrowdHealth! - Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system and order yours at https://bit.ly/df-sheath and save 20% with the code DUMPSTER - Get your copy of The Night That Rico Saved Santa - https://amzn.to/3T31ewF - Pay large healthcare bills without insurance with CrowdHealth - https://bit.ly/df-crowdhealth and use the code BRIDGET for discount ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Get your tickets to see Dave Yates live on New Year's Eve Day in New York City! - https://bit.ly/DaveYatesNYEComedy ---------------------------------------------------------------------- PHETASY IS a movement disguised as a company. We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit www.phetasy.comEvery Dumpster Fire is a miracle. The final edit will drop Sunday 12/3 on the Phetasy YouTube channel.Subscribe to watch the unedited version and see all the stuff that hit the cutting room floor.Beyond Parody with Bridget Phetasy is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber.

Should we have more brawls in Congress? Are the Just Stop Oil people sending mixed messages? What did Gen Z discover this week? Are you ready for Bridget's whale songs? Subscribe to watch the full unedited version. Chapters0:00 - Introduction 1:21 - Capitalism Always Wins 2:59 - What Is Happening? 6:05 - Commiefornia 9:50 - Sheath Underwear 10:51 - Parade of Morons 15:05 - A Yacht For Every Pleb 16:40 - Weather 17:09 - CrowdHealth 18:22 - This F*ckin Guy 19:20 - Gen Z Discovers 26:33 - Dumpster Diving 28:51 - Breaking Bridget 32:28 - Phetasy News 34:59 - The Internet Is Glorious----------------------------------------------------------------------Thanks to our sponsors Sheath Underwear & Crowdhealth!- Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system and save 20% with the code DUMPSTER- Pay large healthcare bills without insurance with CrowdHealth and use the code BRIDGET for discount----------------------------------------------------------------------PHETASY IS a movement disguised as a company.We just want to make you laugh while the world burns.Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasyInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasyhttps://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Is Gavin Newsom selling Commiefornia to China? Is math really racist? Is Kim Kardashian a genius or the ultimate troll? Will Bridget start selling her armpit hair?For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/Join our Substack: https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/Dumpster Fire Podcast: https://dumpster-fire.captivate.fm/Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ 0:00 - Introduction2:43 - Important Stories We're Ignoring4:03 - Electile Dysfunction 20247:07 - RIP8:22 - Everything Is Racist12:11 - Sheath Underwear13:14 - Get Rekt Big Pharma15:40 - Capitalism Always Wins18:38 - Weather19:19 - Crowdhealth20:33 - Dumpster Fire Couple23:31 - Gen Z Discovers29:01 - Dumpster Diving31:14 - Breaking Bridget36:54 - Phetasy News39:07 - The Internet Is Glorious----------------------------------------------------------------------Thanks to our sponsors Sheath Underwear & Crowdhealth!- Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system and order yours at https://bit.ly/df-sheath and save 20% with the code DUMPSTER- Pay large healthcare bills without insurance with CrowdHealth - https://bit.ly/df-crowdhealth and use the code BRIDGET for discount----------------------------------------------------------------------PHETASY IS a movement disguised as a company. We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/Substack - https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEhhttps://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

What's the most important step for Americans to take in regards to Israel/Palestine? What has Gen Z "discovered" this week? Is Twitter like watching mental patients eat their own poo? Will Bridget admit to being a moron?For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/Join our Substack: https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/Dumpster Fire Podcast: https://dumpster-fire.captivate.fm/Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ 0:00 - Introduction2:16 - Capitalism Always Wins4:13 - Cancelled4:52 - A Yacht For Every Pleb6:09 - Weather7:47 - Vida & Sheath Underwear10:33 - Gen Z Discovers...16:00 - Dumpster Diving17:52 - Breaking Bridget29:54 - Phetasy News31:44 - The Internet Is Glorious----------------------------------------------------------------------Thanks to our sponsors Vida & Sheath Underwear!- Filter spam calls from your phone and earn money with new app Vida - Call 559-PHETASY to download the app- Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system and order yours at https://www.sheathunderwear.com/ and save 20% with the code "DUMPSTER" ----------------------------------------------------------------------PHETASY IS a movement disguised as a company. We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/Substack - https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEhhttps://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Is Biden biting people at the White House? Will Gavin Newsom fail his way into the Presidency? Is China preparing to invade the US? Is Bridget turning into a zombie?For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/Join our Substack: https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/Dumpster Fire Podcast: https://dumpster-fire.captivate.fm/Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ 0:00 - Introduction1:45 - Cancelled1:57 - Olds-In-Charge/RIP4:05 - Capitalism Always Wins5:15 - Get Rekt, China6:14 - Commiefornia9:35 - Weather10:04 - WOMEN!17:28 - There's No End In Pandemic18:49 - Conspiracy Theories We Can Get Behind20:09 - Dumpster Diving24:20 - Breaking Bridget33:53 - The Internet Is Glorious----------------------------------------------------------------------PHETASY IS a movement disguised as a company. We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/Substack - https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEhhttps://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Which is worse, jerking off a Democrat or vaping? How does one lose a stealth jet? Is there anything more cringe than corporations trying to apologize to Mother Nature? Is Bridget ready to take on the manosphere?For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/Join our Substack: https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/Dumpster Fire Podcast: https://dumpster-fire.captivate.fm/Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ 0:00 - Introduction2:24 - Troll-In-Exile5:08 - What Is Happening8:45 - Commiefornia11:42 - Parade of Morons18:02 - Weather18:33 - Sprained My Eyes20:44 - Beyond Parody25:18 - Dumpster Diving29:00 - Breaking Bridget37:37 - Phetasy News39:44 - The Internet Is Glorious----------------------------------------------------------------------PHETASY IS a movement disguised as a company. We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/Substack - https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEhhttps://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Did Mexico really just reveal some alien bodies? Will Commiefornia take your kids away and sterilize them? Has the avocado toast guy ever met a pleb? Does everyone think Bridget is rich?For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/Join our Substack: https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/Dumpster Fire Podcast: https://dumpster-fire.captivate.fm/Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ 0:00 - Introduction2:29 - Chickens Come Home To Roost7:14 - Aliens Among Us10:39 - Olds-In-Charge12:40 - Beyond Parody15:30 - Commiefornia20:28 - Weather20:54 - Sheath Underwear22:01 - This F*cking Guy25:55 - Get Rekt, Big Tech27:14 - Siri, Please Take My Life29:48 - Dumpster Diving31:42 - Breaking Bridget39:46 - Phetasy News42:58 - The Internet Is Glorious----------------------------------------------------------------------Thanks to our sponsors Sheath Underwear!- Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system and order yours at https://www.sheathunderwear.com/ and save 20% with the code "DUMPSTER" ----------------------------------------------------------------------PHETASY IS a movement disguised as a company. We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/Substack - https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEhhttps://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

What did you pay for crack in 1999? How are we just learning about Howdy Doody the bull? Is anything better than Bridget's impression of a corporate office drone?For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/Join our Substack: https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/Dumpster Fire Podcast: https://dumpster-fire.captivate.fm/Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ 0:00 - Introduction2:14 - What Is Happening8:05 - Beyond Parody11:36 - Russia So Russian13:38 - Encampment Of Morons19:53 - Weather21:02 - Seed 22:06 - Siri, Please Take My Life24:03 - Dumpster Diving27:33 - Breaking Bridget32:50 - Phetasy News35:55 - The Internet Is Glorious----------------------------------------------------------------------Thanks to our sponsors Seed!- Try Seed's breakthrough probiotic and prebiotic capsule for gastrointestinal and whole body health. Go to https://www.seed.com/dumpster/ and save 30% on your first month with the code "DUMPSTER"----------------------------------------------------------------------PHETASY IS a movement disguised as a company. We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/Substack - https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEhhttps://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Can we get in on the mugshot economy? Is Obama the one who's really running the country? Did you know that peacock vasectomies were a thing? Has Bridget had enough of this blame everything on climate change nonsense?For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/Join our Substack: https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/Dumpster Fire Podcast: https://dumpster-fire.captivate.fm/Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ 0:00 - Introduction1:55 - Troll-Indicted6:45 - Olds-In-Charge10:23 - Electile Dysfunction 202413:10 - Commiefornia15:48 - Russia So Russian17:32 - Weather17:58 - Siri, Please Don't Take My Life19:02 - Parade of Morons23:49 - Dumpster Diving25:14 - Breaking Bridget32:22 - Phetasy News34:52 - The Internet Is Glorious----------------------------------------------------------------------PHETASY IS a movement disguised as a company. We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/Substack - https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEhhttps://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Does Dylan Mulvaney prove the gender pay gap is real? Does Elon think he's the only person in the world? Would China lie about having a man in a bear suit in their zoo? What should we call our 2024 election coverage?For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/Join our Substack: https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/Dumpster Fire Podcast: https://dumpster-fire.captivate.fm/Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ 0:00 - Introduction2:43 - Patriarchy So Crafty4:14 - Chickens Come Home To Roost6:14 - Important Stories We're Ignoring7:55 - My Nemesis Is At It Again10:18 - Weather11:40 - Seed/HaHa Hot Sauce13:47 - Cool Science Shit15:23 - Thanks, Lizzo16:42 - Dumpster Diving20:44 - Breaking Bridget27:42 - Phetasy News30:35 - The Internet Is Glorious----------------------------------------------------------------------PHETASY IS a movement disguised as a company. We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/Substack - https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEhhttps://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0# This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

What should the new name for “tweeting” be? Is there anything sadder than an adult who can’t handle being mocked by kids? Will the Olds ever surrender power? Does Bridget have Elon derangement syndrome?For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/Join our Substack: https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/Dumpster Fire Podcast: https://dumpster-fire.captivate.fm/Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ 0:00 - Introduction1:40 - My Nemesis Is At It Again9:55 - Sh*t’s Gettin’ Real12:06 - RIP13:57 - Dumpster Fire Couple21:01 - Weather21:30 - Sheath Underwear/Seed23:55 - Sprained My Eyes27:59 - Beyond Parody30:30 - Dumpster Diving33:17 - Breaking Bridget41:53 - Phetasy News44:14 - The Internet Is Glorious----------------------------------------------------------------------Thanks to our sponsors Seed and Sheath Underwear!- Try Seed's breakthrough probiotic and prebiotic capsule for gastrointestinal and whole body health. Go to https://www.seed.com/dumpster/ and save 30% on your first month with the code "DUMPSTER"- Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system and order yours at https://www.sheathunderwear.com/ and save 20% with the code "DUMPSTER" ----------------------------------------------------------------------PHETASY IS a movement disguised as a company. We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/Substack - https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEhhttps://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Will robots be holding our hands when we die? Who wants to try the new Ben & Jerry's flavors? Who wants McNuggets for their wedding meal? Will normies ever start using the word "phetasy" in conversation?For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/Join our Substack: https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/Dumpster Fire Podcast: https://dumpster-fire.captivate.fm/Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ 0:00 - Introduction1:33 - My Nemesis Is At It Again7:53 - Siri, Please Take My Life11:48 - Chickens Come Home To Roost15:29 - Sprained My Eyes16:48 - Weather17:39 - Neon Hippie18:55 - Patriarchy So Crafty20:42 - Eunuch Maker23:55 - Dumpster Diving28:08 - Breaking Bridget32:45 - Phetasy News35:14 - The Internet Is Glorious----------------------------------------------------------------------Thanks to our sponsor, Neon Hippie!- Check out their amazing skincare productshttps://neonhippie.com/ and save 20% with the code "DUMPSTER" ----------------------------------------------------------------------PHETASY IS a movement disguised as a company. We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/Substack - https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEhhttps://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Will Hunter Biden become the new Dumpster Fire mascot? Did the DeSantis team come up with the gayest anti-gay ad ever? Is everything Kim Kardashian's fault? Will Bridget rally the orcas, start a revolution, and take over all the yachts?For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/Join our Substack: https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/Dumpster Fire Podcast: https://dumpster-fire.captivate.fm/Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ 0:00 - Introduction1:49 - This F*ckin Guy6:51 - Just The Tip 202411:09 - Important Stories We're Ignoring12:17 - Commiefornia12:39 - Weather13:07 - Sheath Underwear14:17 - Get Rekt, Big Tech17:10 - Tax The Rich18:58 - Dumpster Diving24:28 - Breaking Bridget29:50 - Phetasy News32:40 - The Internet Is Glorious----------------------------------------------------------------------Thanks to our sponsor Sheath Underwear!- Check out the ingenious dual pouch system and order yours at https://www.sheathunderwear.com/ and save 20% with the code "DUMPSTER" ----------------------------------------------------------------------PHETASY IS a movement disguised as a company. We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/Substack - https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEhhttps://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Will Elon and Mark Zuckerberg b*tch slap each other to death? How many people know what ESG is? How will lab grown meat lead to the zombie apocalypse? Will Lex Fridman teach Bridget how to ju-jitsu? For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/Join our Substack: https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/Dumpster Fire Podcast: https://dumpster-fire.captivate.fm/Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ 0:00 - Introduction 1:55 - A Submersible For Every Billionaire 5:28 - Russia So Russian 8:14 - My Nemesis Is At It Again 12:55 - Rich Get Richer 16:22 - Weather16:57 - Sheath Underwear18:17 - Eunuch Maker22:36 - Get Rekt, Big Tech26:05 - Conspiracy Theories We Can Get Behind28:16 - Dumpster Diving32:05 - Breaking Bridget39:28 - Phetasy News42:30 - The Internet Is Glorious----------------------------------------------------------------------Thanks to our sponsor Sheath Underwear!- Check out the ingenious dual pouch system and order yours at https://www.sheathunderwear.com/ and save 20% with the code "DUMPSTER" ----------------------------------------------------------------------PHETASY IS a movement disguised as a company. We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/Substack - https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEhhttps://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Is Big Brother controlling us all? Did anyone expect Meghan & Harry to actually work? Does anyone know what gynosexual means? Will anyone understand Bridget's Oedipus joke?For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/Join our Substack: https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/Dumpster Fire Podcast: https://dumpster-fire.captivate.fm/Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/0:00 - Introduction 2:32 - The Current Thing11:10 - The Making of A Eunuch & Eunuch Maker13:47 - Get Rekt, Big Tech14:47 - Everything Is Racist14:59 - Weather15:31 - What Is Happening?16:54 - Siri, Please Take My Life17:49 - Dumpster Diving20:37 - Breaking Bridget28:19 - Phetasy News30:15 - The Internet Is Glorious----------------------------------------------------------------------PHETASY IS a movement disguised as a company. We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/Substack - https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEhhttps://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

What was Trump really doing with those classified documents? Do you know what 'gender affirming care' really means? Is there any greater privilege than hot, blonde twin privilege? Do all trans women have nicer boobs than Bridget?For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/Join our Substack: https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/Dumpster Fire Podcast: https://dumpster-fire.captivate.fm/Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/----------------------------------------------------------------------PHETASY IS a movement disguised as a company. We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/Substack - https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEhhttps://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Who will emerge the victor in the Oppression Olympics? Is Taylor Swift in an abusive relationship with her fans? How much attention does Jared Leto need? Does anything get Bridget more worked up than golf?For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/Join our Substack: https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/Dumpster Fire Podcast: https://dumpster-fire.captivate.fm/Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/----------------------------------------------------------------------PHETASY IS a movement disguised as a company. We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/Substack - https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEhhttps://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Who was behind the sinking of the Titanic? Why didn't The Californian respond? Did the White House intruder want to take a bath with Taft? Will Ol' Bridget Phetasy ensure a lifeboat for every pleb?For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/Join our Substack: https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/Dumpster Fire Podcast: https://dumpster-fire.captivate.fm/Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/00:00 - Introduction00:53 - An Ocean Liner For Every Pleb04:06 - Freemason Corner w/Sammy Flaps n' Folds05:08 - BDE/RIP5:52 - Get Rekt China7:02 - Weather7:14 - WOMEN!8:01 - Sheath9:19 - Dumpster Diving10:50 - Breaking Bridget14:07 - The Moving Pictures Are Glorious----------------------------------------------------------------------Thanks to our sponsor Sheath Underwear!- Check out the ingenious dual pouch system and order yours at https://www.sheathunderwear.com/ and save 20% with the code "DUMPSTER"----------------------------------------------------------------------PHETASY IS a movement disguised as a company. We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/Substack - https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEhhttps://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Will execution culture come for us all? Who's willing to kowtow to China? Will Eli Whitney accomplish his goal of ending slavery? Will Bridget eat all the cake?For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/Join our Substack: https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/Dumpster Fire Podcast: https://dumpster-fire.captivate.fm/Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/00:00 - Introduction00:58 - Cake For Every Pleb3:07 - Executed5:51 - Get Rekt, China7:08 - There's No End In Pandemic7:27 - Get Rekt, Big Slavery8:38 - Weather8:52 - Sheath Underwear10:22 - Phetasy News11:22 - The Theatre of the Plebs Is Glorious12:55 - End----------------------------------------------------------------------Thanks to our sponsor Sheath Underwear!- Check out the ingenious dual pouch system and order yours at https://www.sheathunderwear.com/ and save 20% with the code "DUMPSTER"----------------------------------------------------------------------PHETASY IS a movement disguised as a company. We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/Substack - https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEhhttps://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Are men stronger than women? Who could look away from the Gwyneth Paltrow skiing accident trial? Would anyone ever use the creepy Chinese kissing device? Will Bridget ever recover if her blue check is taken away? For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/Join our Substack: https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/Dumpster Fire Podcast: https://dumpster-fire.captivate.fm/Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/00:00 - Introduction1:16 - Gavin Newsom Rant5:18 - Jordan Peterson clarification11:07 - Troll-In-Exile14:40 - My Nemesis Is At It Again21:25 - Siri, Please Take My Life23:42 - Patriarchy So Crafty24:40 - Parade Of Morons28:40 - Weather29:15 - Sheath Underwear30:15 - Dumpster Diving33:35 - Breaking Bridget40:29 - Phetasy News43:13 - The Internet Is Glorious----------------------------------------------------------------------Thanks to our sponsor Sheath Underwear!- Check out the ingenious dual pouch system and order yours at https://www.sheathunderwear.com/ and save 20% with the code "DUMPSTER"----------------------------------------------------------------------PHETASY IS a movement disguised as a company. We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/Substack - https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEhhttps://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Would getting arrested be the best thing to happen to Trump? Is anything better than the reenactment of the "attack" on Jussie Smollet by the two actors he hired? Do we have any idea of what AI is going to do to life as we know it? Has Bridget ever broken her cardinal rule to never ugly cry on the internet?For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/Join our Substack: https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/Dumpster Fire Podcast: https://dumpster-fire.captivate.fm/Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/00:00 - Introduction2:53 - Troll-In-Exile7:19 - It Keeps Getting Juicier12:28 - Parade of Morons18:24 - RIP19:47 - Weather20:20 - Sheath21:22 - Dumpster Diving23:28 - Breaking Bridget31:44 - Phetasy News35:16 - The Internet Is Glorious----------------------------------------------------------------------Thanks to our sponsor Sheath Underwear!- Check out the ingenious dual pouch system and order yours at https://www.sheathunderwear.com/ and save 20% with the code "DUMPSTER"----------------------------------------------------------------------Watch the full Jussie Smollet reenactment here:- https://twitter.com/iFightForKids/status/1635716965342773257Internet Is Glorious links - https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cox37WLjbue/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y%3D - https://www.instagram.com/reel/CnKDqkgpA_y/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y%3D - https://www.instagram.com/reel/CnOijzXoR-b/?igshid=MDJmNzVkMjY%3D----------------------------------------------------------------------PHETASY IS a movement disguised as a company. We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/Substack - https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEhhttps://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Who wants to go to therapy with their stalker? Do you know what 'gigantomastia' means? Would you want to live in a world where you never had to see an uggo again? Will Bridget recover from the most disgusting Dumpster Diving story ever? Happy International Women's Day, everybody!For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/Join our Substack: https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/Dumpster Fire Podcast: https://dumpster-fire.captivate.fm/Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/----------------------------------------------------------------------PHETASY IS a movement disguised as a company. We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/Dumpster Fire Podcast: https://dumpster-fire.captivate.fm/Make a DONATION: https://bit.ly/phetasydonateSubstack - https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEhhttps://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

At what age is a woman "past her prime"? Which is worse, burning books or changing them? How is a juror able to do a media tour? Is Bridget's Italian Mafia accent dead on?For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/Join our Substack: https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/Dumpster Fire Podcast: https://dumpster-fire.captivate.fm/Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/00:00 - Introduction1:39 - WOMEN!5:32 - What Is Happening?8:03 - We're All Gonna Die12:43 - Troll-In-Exile16:54 - Weather17:42 - Sheath Underwear19:00 - Never Woke Enough22:14 - Making of a Eunuch & Eunuch Maker23:24 - Dumpster Diving24:20 - Breaking Bridget32:07 - Phetasy News33:39 - The Internet Is Glorious34:34 - Credits----------------------------------------------------------------------Thanks to our sponsor Sheath Underwear!- Check out the ingenious dual pouch system and order yours at https://www.sheathunderwear.com/ and save 20% with the code "DUMPSTER"----------------------------------------------------------------------PHETASY IS a movement disguised as a company. We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/Substack - https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEhhttps://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Was the US military really defeated by a balloon? Is it just Make A Wish for trans people now? Who leaves a baby at an airport? Does Bridget remember the volleyball scene from Top Gun differently than the rest of us?For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/Join our Substack: https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/----------------------------------------------------------------------Thanks to our sponsor Sheath Underwear!- Check out the ingenious dual pouch system and order yours at https://www.sheathunderwear.com/ and save 20% with the code "DUMPSTER"----------------------------------------------------------------------PHETASY IS a movement disguised as a company. We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/Substack - https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEhhttps://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Is possession of classified documents the new cool trend in government? What would make the Doomsday clock more impressive and scary? Is the Green M&M going to start an Only Fans? Will Bridget's red coral impression save it from dying?For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/Join our Substack: https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/Dumpster Fire Podcast: https://dumpster-fire.captivate.fm/Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/----------------------------------------------------------------------Get the best hot sauce out there and support comic & Dumpster Fire writer, Dave Yates!HA HA Hot Sauce - http://hahahotsauce.com/----------------------------------------------------------------------PHETASY IS a movement disguised as a company. We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/Substack - https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEhhttps://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

How many times can we say “chode” in one episode? Did Switzerland really take a stand on something? Is Wokeism a Trojan horse for the Patriarchy? Is Bridget the (less successful) Steven Crowder of chicks?For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/Join our Substack: https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/Dumpster Fire Podcast: https://dumpster-fire.captivate.fm/Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/----------------------------------------------------------------------Thanks to our sponsor Sheath Underwear!Check out the ingenious dual pouch system and order yours at https://www.sheathunderwear.com/ and save 20% with the code "DUMPSTER"----------------------------------------------------------------------PHETASY IS a movement disguised as a company. We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/Substack - https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEhhttps://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Is everyone’s scumbag radar broken? Is the word ob*se now hate speech? Does Leo know the world’s ending? Did Elon personally reinstate Better Phetasy’s Twitter account?For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/Dumpster Fire Podcast: https://dumpster-fire.captivate.fm/Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/Read Bridget’s writing on her substack: https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/----------------------------------------------------------------------Thanks to our sponsor Sheath Underwear!- Check out the ingenious dual pouch system and order yours at https://www.sheathunderwear.com/ and save 20% with the code "DUMPSTER"----------------------------------------------------------------------PHETASY IS a movement disguised as a company. We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/Substack - https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEhhttps://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Are Trump's NFT trading cards a bridge too far? Is Twitter going to destroy Elon? Is AI coming for your job? Who was Bridget's original nemesis? For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/Dumpster Fire Podcast: https://dumpster-fire.captivate.fm/Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/Read Bridget’s writing on her substack: https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/----------------------------------------------------------------------Get your holiday shopping done early with gifts from Sheath Underwear! Save 20% with the code DUMPSTER at https://www.sheathunderwear.com/----------------------------------------------------------------------PHETASY IS a movement disguised as a company. We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/Substack - https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEhhttps://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

What's on Elon's bedside table? Why is the media treating Sam Bankman-Fried like a teenager who made a mistake? Did the Balenciaga ad campaign confirm our long-standing suspicion about pedos? Did this week break Bridget?For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/Dumpster Fire Podcast: https://dumpster-fire.captivate.fm/Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/Use #dumpsterfire for free shipping on orders over $100! Promo ends 12/5/22Read Bridget’s writing on her substack: https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/----------------------------------------------------------------------FTX's Collapse Was A Crime, Not An Accidenthttps://www.coindesk.com/layer2/2022/11/30/ftxs-collapse-was-a-crime-not-an-accident/----------------------------------------------------------------------Get your holiday shopping done early with gifts from Sheath Underwear! Save 20% with the code DUMPSTER at https://www.sheathunderwear.com/----------------------------------------------------------------------PHETASY IS a movement disguised as a company. We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/Substack - https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEhhttps://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe