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Dumpster Fire is a satirical show, created and hosted by comedian Bridget Phetasy, that takes a look at the week in news, current events, and politics. We make burgers out of your sacred cows. Delicious. www.phetasy.com
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New Media Trumps Mainstream Media

New Media Trumps Mainstream Media

The Dumpster Fire prophecy has been fulfilled, Matt Gaetz is out, you can't quit X, Morning Joe tanks, Jaguar Bud Lights their brand, robot makes other robots lazier, The View exists just to be mocked, and Joe Rogan - Dragon Believer. 0:00 - WaterGaetz 1:59 - What Is Happening 8:26 - Beyond Parody 12:18 - BON CHARGE 13:34 - Weather 13:52 - Get Rekt Big Tech 15:32 - Dumpster Diving 17:13 - Phetasy News 18:49 - The Internet Is GloriousPlease subscribe to the Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube channel - https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasyThanks to our sponsor BON CHARGERevitalize your skin with BON CHARGE's Red Light Face Mask and get 15% off This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe
19:5425/11/2024
Dumpster Fire 166 - (Mostly) Unedited Version

Dumpster Fire 166 - (Mostly) Unedited Version

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit www.phetasy.comThe dumpster overfloweth.Please subscribe to the Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube channel - https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasyRevitalize your skin with BON CHARGE's Red Light Face Mask and get 15% off
01:3224/11/2024
Trump Dance Goes Yuge

Trump Dance Goes Yuge

Why would anyone defend a politician? The Trump Dance is the new cool. And how did Kamala blow $1.5 billion in 15 weeks?0:00 - Sacred Cows 3:28 - The Cool Kids 10:46 - Caliber 11:56 - Weather 12:18 - The Losers 14:13 - Phetasy News 16:13 - The Internet Is GloriousPlease subscribe to the More Bridget Phetasy YouTube channel where we’ll be moving Walk-Ins Welcome - https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy- Transform your fitness with science based training. Sign up for Caliber and get $100 off your first 3 months. This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe
17:2521/11/2024
Dumpster Fire 165 - (Mostly) Unedited Version

Dumpster Fire 165 - (Mostly) Unedited Version

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit www.phetasy.comWhy does anyone defend any politicians ever?- Transform your fitness with science based training. Sign up for Caliber and get $100 off your first 3 months.New Dumpster Fire launches TONIGHT at 8pm CT! Join the Live Chat with us. Link to come.
01:1320/11/2024
The Real World: White House Season 2

The Real World: White House Season 2

Trump's Cabinet picks are going to Make America Hot Again. The Haka disrupts New Zealand Parliament and Bridget is a onboard, and a breastfeeding advocate is fired for refusing to teach "chestfeeding." 0:00 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN 8:01 - Quest 9:21 - What Is Happening? 12:31 - Weather 12:54 - Breaking Bridget 17:28 - Phetasy News 18:39 - The Internet Is Glorious This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe
19:4518/11/2024
Dumpster Fire 164 - (Mostly) Unedited Version

Dumpster Fire 164 - (Mostly) Unedited Version

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit www.phetasy.comBridget's Haka is worth the price of admission. Dumpster Fire 164 launches Sunday 11/17/24 at 8pm CT. Link to come!- Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at Questhealth.com and use promo code FIRE get 25% off.
00:4117/11/2024
There's No Crying In Late Night

There's No Crying In Late Night

What happened to late night television and SNL? Have they learned nothing from America's election night sweep or will they stay willfully ignorant? Thank you for proving we're not alone!0:00 - Sprained My Eyes 7:02 - Sheath Underwear 8:12 - Weather 8:31 - Unbroken Bridget 15:42 - Phetasy News 16:28 - The Internet Is Glorious- Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system - order yours and save 20% with the code DUMPSTER This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe
17:3114/11/2024
Dumpster Fire 163 - (Mostly) Unedited Version

Dumpster Fire 163 - (Mostly) Unedited Version

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit www.phetasy.comRipping on late night hosts and SNL, does anyone on the left have a sense of humor anymore? Lots of good stuff left behind the paywall on this one. New Dumpster Fire premieres 11/13 at 8pm CT. Join the Live Chat on YouTube - link to come. - Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system - order yours and save 20% with the code DUMPSTER
02:3613/11/2024
Gen X Overcomes Their Apathy

Gen X Overcomes Their Apathy

People are posting their meltdowns online, never a good idea. How Gen X saved America, and why the winners should still extend grace and stay humble.0:00 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN 14:21 - BON CHARGE 15:35 - Weather 15:32 - Unbroken Bridget 17:09 - Phetasy News 18:33 - The Internet Is Glorious- Revitalize your skin with BON CHARGE's Red Light Face Mask and get 15% off- Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at Questhealth.com and use promo code FIRE get 25% off. This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe
20:0111/11/2024
Dumpster Fire 162 - (Mostly) Unedited Version

Dumpster Fire 162 - (Mostly) Unedited Version

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit www.phetasy.comThe liberal ladies are losing their minds, try not to gloat too much. Bridget’s message of hope. - Revitalize your skin with BON CHARGE's Red Light Face Mask and get 15% off- Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at Questhealth.com and use promo code FIRE get 25% off.
01:0410/11/2024
Red Wave DESTROYS Blue Wall

Red Wave DESTROYS Blue Wall

Bridget breaks down all the reasons why the Democrats lost in a landslide. 0:00 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN 18:36 - Quest 19:47 - Weather 20:04 - Welcome To Phetasy 24:24 - The Internet Is Glorious- Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at Questhealth.com and use promo code FIRE get 25% off. This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe
25:5307/11/2024
Dumpster Fire 161 - (Mostly) Unedited Version

Dumpster Fire 161 - (Mostly) Unedited Version

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit www.phetasy.comWe didn’t have time to get the unedited version up before the edited one launched, wanted to get it done today! But there’s a half hour of content that hit the cutting room floor. Watch Bridget break down the reasons the Democrats lost in a landslide. - Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at Questhea…
00:3407/11/2024
SQUIRREL!

SQUIRREL!

Peanut the Squirrel could tip the election, and Bridget gives her haters the gift of being able to say "I told you so." 0:00 - What Is Happening? 4:52 - BON CHARGE 6:04 - Weather 6:23 - Breaking Bridget 12:27 - Phetasy News 13:46 - The Internet Is Glorious- Revitalize your skin with BON CHARGE's Red Light Face Mask and get 15% off use promo code BRIDGET This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe
14:5705/11/2024
Dumpster Fire 160 - (Mostly) Unedited Version

Dumpster Fire 160 - (Mostly) Unedited Version

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit www.phetasy.comHis name was Peanut the Squirrel. The internet’s favorite wacky aunt and the reaction to Bridget’s “I Voted for Trump” video. - Revitalize your skin with BON CHARGE's Red Light Face Mask and get 15% offNew episode drops tomorrow - time TBD!
01:0205/11/2024
Too Much Garbage For The Dumpster Fire

Too Much Garbage For The Dumpster Fire

Tony Hinchcliffe calls Puerto Rico a floating island of garbage, Biden calls Trump's supporters garbage, and Trump dresses as a garbage man for a rally. This is our election cycle. 0:00 - Introduction 0:39 - Electile Dysfunction 6:37 - Sheath Underwear 8:00 - Weather 8:24 - Phetasy News 9:20 - The Internet Is Glorious- Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system - order yours and save 20% with the code DUMPSTER This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe
10:3804/11/2024
Dumpster Fire 159 - (Mostly) Unedited Version

Dumpster Fire 159 - (Mostly) Unedited Version

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit www.phetasy.comWe had to get caught up on the week of garbage, and Bridget describes Hereticon for the subscribers. - Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system - order yours and save 20% with the code DUMPSTER
01:5503/11/2024
Who I Voted For And Why

Who I Voted For And Why

The big reveal - Bridget made her choice. This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe
10:3602/11/2024
Republicans Have A Woman Problem

Republicans Have A Woman Problem

Democrats have a man problem but Republicans have a woman problem. Why wouldn't you be trying to capture all the Independent female voters out there instead of driving them away with talk of body count and crazy cat ladies? 0:00 - WOMEN! 10:14 - Weather 10:42 - WOMEN! continued 12:31 - Quest 13:42 - Phetasy News 14:22 - The Internet Is Glorious- Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at Questhealth.com and use promo code FIRE get 25% off. This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe
15:3101/11/2024
Lesbians Are Being Put On Trains?

Lesbians Are Being Put On Trains?

Surviving the election with your sanity intact, and progressives are vastly overestimating the American train system. 0:00 - Electile Dysfunction 6:52 - Caliber 7:59 - Weather 8:14 - What Is Happening 12:00 - Phetasy News 13:07 - The Internet Is Glorious- Transform your fitness with science based training. Sign up for Caliber and get $100 off your first 3 months. This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe
14:1530/10/2024
Dumpster Fire 157 - (Mostly) Unedited Version

Dumpster Fire 157 - (Mostly) Unedited Version

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit www.phetasy.comPeople are really overestimating the American train system.- Transform your fitness with science based training. Sign up for Caliber and get $100 off your first 3 months.New Dumpster Fire launches TONIGHT at 6pm CT! Join the Live Chat with us. Link to come.
01:0530/10/2024
Trump Appears On The Joe Rogan Experience

Trump Appears On The Joe Rogan Experience

Trump sits down with Rogan and is his usual self, Kamala pisses off Beyoncé fans who were expecting a free concert.0:00 - Troll-In-Exile 9:33 - Caliber 10:41 - Weather 11:06 - President-In-Waiting 13:23 - Phetasy Merch 13:37 - Phetasy News 14:24 - The Internet Is Glorious- Transform your fitness with science based training. Sign up for Caliber and get $100 off your first 3 months. This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe
16:3027/10/2024
Dumpster Fire 156 - (Mostly) Unedited Version

Dumpster Fire 156 - (Mostly) Unedited Version

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit www.phetasy.comTrump’s JRE appearance. - Transform your fitness with science based training. Sign up for Caliber and get $100 off your first 3 months.New Dumpster Fire launches TONIGHT at 6pm CT! Join the Live Chat with us. Link to come.
00:5127/10/2024
Kamala's Nonsense Talking Tour 2024

Kamala's Nonsense Talking Tour 2024

McDonald's E. coli outbreak after Trump's appearance must be the work of the deep state, right? Kamala is allergic to answering questions. 0:00 - Beyond Parody 4:33 - Quest 5:40 - Weather 6:30 - President-In-Waiting 14:35 - Election 2024 Merch 15:05 - Phetasy News 15:57 - The Internet Is Glorious- Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at Questhealth.com and use promo code FIRE get 25% off. This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe
16:5825/10/2024
Dumpster Fire 155 - (Mostly) Unedited Version

Dumpster Fire 155 - (Mostly) Unedited Version

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit www.phetasy.comBridget goes off the rails for a while here talking about her experiences in India and the existence of the “poop hand”. - Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at Questhealth.com and use promo code FIRE get 25% off.New Dumpster Fire launches TONIGHT at 6pm CT! Join the Live Chat with us. Link to come.
00:5025/10/2024
Trump Cooks Kamala

Trump Cooks Kamala

Trump's McDonald's "stunt" is a brilliant move and causes the Left to lose their minds, again. Trump also talks about Arnold Palmer's wang and Bridget has a question for the guys. 0:00 - Troll-In-Exile 9:55 - Caliber 11:12 - Weather 11:43 - What Is Happening? 14:22 - Phetasy News End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker Thanks to our sponsor Caliber - Transform your fitness with science based training. Sign up for Caliber and get $100 off your first 3 months - https://caliberstrong.com/dumpster This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe
16:3423/10/2024
Elon's Big Rocket Insertion

Elon's Big Rocket Insertion

Elon's Mechazilla catches his rocket and dudes everywhere got turned on, Bridget puts aside old grudges and declares him no longer her nemesis, Christopher Columbus might have been a Jew, your robot vacuum might be spying on you, racist holiday candles, God has a sense ironic justice, and Russell Brand is the biggest grifter of them all.0:00 - Everything Is Racist 2:44 - Siri, Please Take My Life 3:38 - Cool Science Sh*t 7:03 - Weather 7:35 - Sheath & Quest 9:39 - Dumpster Diving 12:27 - Breaking Bridget 17:03 - The Internet Is Glorious- Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system - order yours and save 20% with the code DUMPSTER- Revitalize your skin with BON CHARGE's Red Light Face Mask and get 15% offRussell Brand Thread https://x.com/BacklogReviewer/status/1846217255052357782 This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe
20:5720/10/2024
Dumpster Fires 152 & 153 (Mostly) Unedited

Dumpster Fires 152 & 153 (Mostly) Unedited

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit www.phetasy.comWe're trying something new. We'll be releasing shorter episodes more often. We're still figuring out the schedule but for now enjoy us dying laughing at Bridget's attempts to seduce Elon. - Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at Questhealth.com and use promo code FIRE get 25% off.
00:3819/10/2024
Democrats Have A Man Problem

Democrats Have A Man Problem

A video intending to drum up support among men for the Harris/Walz campaign goes viral for all the wrong reasons. Do Democrats even know what men are anymore? 0:00 - Beyond Parody 6:46 - Quest 7:54 - Weather 8:22 - Electile Dysfunction 10:58 - Phetasy News 11:29 - The Internet Is Glorious- Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at Questhealth.com and use promo code FIRE get 25% off. This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe
13:0118/10/2024
No One Is Coming

No One Is Coming

The Vice Presidential debate had the vibe of an adult confronting the coach who molested him, Kamala had a Veep moment, Elon jumped for joy at Trump rally, CBS edits Kamala's answer in an interview, WOMEN are fighting back in sports, TikTok is on the verge of being banned, Gen Z discovers whippets, and Hurricane Helene shows us no one is coming. 0:00 - Electile Dysfunction 14:07 - Sheath & Caliber 16:24 - Journavism 21:55 - WOMEN! 26:09 - Quest & BON CHARGE 28:36 - Weather 29:10 - Get Rekt China 30:24 - Gen Z Discovers 32:32 - Dumpster Diving 34:07 - Breaking Bridget 40:56 - Phetasy News 42:22 - The Internet Is Glorious End Music - Sweetfire performed by LightmakerThanks to our sponsors Sheath Underwear, Quest, BON CHARGE & Caliber- Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system - order yours and save 30% with the code DECADE- Transform your fitness with science based training. Sign up for Caliber and get $100 off your first 3 months.- Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at Questhealth.com and use promo code FIRE get 25% off.- Revitalize your skin with BON CHARGE's Red Light Face Mask and get 15% off This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe
47:3113/10/2024
Dumpster Fire 151 - (Mostly) Unedited Version

Dumpster Fire 151 - (Mostly) Unedited Version

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit www.phetasy.comHear about the many hills Bridget will die on. Thanks to our sponsors Sheath Underwear, Quest, BON CHARGE & Caliber- Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system - order yours and save 30% with the code DECADE- Transform your fitness with science based training. Sign up for Caliber and get $100 off your first 3 months.- Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at Questhealth.com and get 25% off.- Revitalize your skin with BON CHARGE's Red Light Face Mask and get 15% off
01:0312/10/2024
P. Diddy, Pagers & Fake Pandas

P. Diddy, Pagers & Fake Pandas

There was another attempt to assassinate Trump and it seems like a million years ago, Mossad executed a multi-step plan to take out Hezbollah leadership and a lot of d*cks were blown off, Olivia Nuzzi aggressively sends nudes to RFK Jr., P. Diddy and a pyramid scheme of pedos, China passes off Chows as Pandas, Gen Z discovers Hitler, and Dick Cheney endorses Kamala. 0:00 - Troll-In-Exile 7:11 - The Making of a Lot of Eunuchs 10:31 - Sheath & Caliber 12:48 - Electile Dysfunction 14:51 - Weather 15:16 - Pedos Everywhere 20:28 - Get Rekt China 21:38 - Quest & BON CHARGE 24:04 - Gen Z Discovers 25:30 - Breaking Bridget 39:10 - Phetasy News 39:56 - The Internet Is Glorious End Music - Sweetfire performed by LightmakerThanks to our sponsors Sheath Underwear, Quest, BON CHARGE & Caliber- Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system - order yours and save 30% with the code DECADE- Transform your fitness with science based training. Sign up for Caliber and get $100 off your first 3 months.- Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at Questhealth.com and get 25% off.- Revitalize your skin with BON CHARGE's Red Light Face Mask and get 15% off This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe
42:1529/09/2024
Dumpster Fire 150 - (Mostly) Unedited Version

Dumpster Fire 150 - (Mostly) Unedited Version

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit www.phetasy.comThis one was unhinged. So many great moments that must remain behind the paywall!Thanks to our sponsors Sheath Underwear, Quest, BON CHARGE & Caliber- Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system - order yours and save 30% with the code DECADE- Transform your fitness with science based training. Sign up for Caliber and get $100 off your first 3 months.- Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at Questhealth.com and get 25% off.- Revitalize your skin with BON CHARGE's Red Light Face Mask and get 15% off
00:5128/09/2024
They're Eating The Pets

They're Eating The Pets

"They're eating the dogs, eating the cats," a moment from the Presidential debate leads to viral TikTok dances and is impossible to get out of your head. Trump & Kamala go head-to-head. 9/11 earnestness is impossible, proving the terrorists won. All the "everything is a psy-op" people like Dave Rubin and Tim Pool are exposed as Russian dupes and being part of a psy-op, the trans porn singularity, and Bridget is Broken.Watch the Premiere on YouTube and join the LIVE CHAT at 1pm. 0:00 - Electile Dysfunction 14:12 - Sheath & Caliber 16:59 - What Is Happening 18:14 - Russia So Russian 22:40 - Weather 23:05 - Matriarchy So Crafty 25:19 - Quest & BON CHARGE 27:43 - Breaking Bridget 34:01 - Phetasy News 34:36 - The Internet Is GloriousThanks to our sponsors Sheath Underwear, Quest, BON CHARGE & Caliber- Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system - order yours and save 30% with the code DECADE- Transform your fitness with science based training. Sign up for Caliber and get $100 off your first 3 months.- Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at Questhealth.com and get 25% off.- Revitalize your skin with BON CHARGE's Red Light Face Mask and get 15% off This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe
35:3015/09/2024
Dumpster Fire 149 - (Mostly) Unedited Version

Dumpster Fire 149 - (Mostly) Unedited Version

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit www.phetasy.comThey’re eating the dogs, they’re eating the cats remixes & Bridget is broken. New episode SUNDAY 9/15/24 at 1pm CT. Join us for the Premiere on YouTube and take part in the live chat!https://www.youtube.com/@phetasySubscribe to watch the unedited version and see all the stuff that hit the cutting room floor.Thanks to our sponsors Sheath Underwear, Quest, BON CHARGE & Caliber- Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system - order yours and save 30% with the code DECADE- Transform your fitness with science based training. Sign up for Caliber and get $100 off your first 3 months.- Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at Questhealth.com and get 25% off.- Revitalize your skin with BON CHARGE's Red Light Face Mask and get 15% off
00:1815/09/2024
Good Vibes, Joy & The Empty Vessel

Good Vibes, Joy & The Empty Vessel

Democrats pulled a switcheroo, Biden's out, Kamala's in, but what does she actually stand for? RFK Jr. and Tulsi Gabbard join Trump's team. Americans ignore the fact that all of their social security numbers have been stolen. Revisiting the most fun, viral moments of the Olympics. The Taliban bans women from speaking in public because apparently men are incapable of controlling themselves. And Bridget marvels at the spin cyclone trying to make us believe that Kamala is something new and different. 0:00 - President-In-Waiting 15:42 - Electile Dysfunction 2024 17:24 - Sheath & Caliber 19:56 - Important Stories That Were Ignored 20:26 - Weather 20:53 - The Olympics 24:50 - Patriarchy So Crafty 28:53 - Quest & BON CHARGE 31:26 - Breaking Bridget 40:47 - Phetasy News 42:00 - The Internet Is GloriousThanks to our sponsors Sheath Underwear, Quest, BON CHARGE & Caliber- Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system - order yours and save 20% with the code DUMPSTER- Transform your fitness with science based training. Sign up for Caliber and get $100 off your first 3 months.- Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at Questhealth.com and get 25% off.- Revitalize your skin with BON CHARGE's Red Light Face Mask and get 15% off This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe
44:1031/08/2024
Dumpster Fire 148 - (Mostly) Unedited Version

Dumpster Fire 148 - (Mostly) Unedited Version

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit www.phetasy.comWe’re back! We lost Hope, Bridget is dead inside, but we return to the Dumpster Fire. New episode of Dumpster Fire will launch SATURDAY 8/31/24 at 1pm CT. Join us for the Premiere on YouTube and take part in the live chat!https://www.youtube.com/@phetasySubscribe to watch the unedited version and see all the stuff that hit the cutting room floor.Thanks to our sponsors Sheath Underwear, Quest, BON CHARGE & Caliber- Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system - order yours and save 20% with the code DUMPSTER- Transform your fitness with science based training. Sign up for Caliber and get $100 off your first 3 months.- Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at Questhealth.com and get 25% off.- Revitalize your skin with BON CHARGE's Red Light Face Mask and get 15% off
01:0931/08/2024
Hitler, Hillbillies & Hos

Hitler, Hillbillies & Hos

The Trump assassination attempt, the Secret Service fail, JD Vance goes from calling Trump Hitler to his new running mate, the return of cancel culture, New York discovers trash cans, Bridget's hatred of wind farms in the ocean, why the Democrats deserve to lose, the scandal of the Biden cover up, and the RNC with Kid Rock, Dana White, Hulk Hogan & Trump0:00 - Troll-In-Exile 13:42 - Electile Dysfunction 18:31 - Quest & Sheath Underwear 20:54 - Cancelled 23:53 - Weather 24:25 - Dumpster Diving 27:21 - BON CHARGE 28:47 - Breaking Bridget 35:47 - Update 44:50 - Phetasy News 46:24 - The Internet Is GloriousThanks to our sponsors Sheath Underwear, Quest & BON CHARGE- Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system - order yours and save 20% with the code DUMPSTER- Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at Questhealth.com and get 25% off.- Revitalize your skin with BON CHARGE's Red Light Face Mask and get 15% off- Check your media bias. Read the news from multiple perspectives. See through media bias with reliable news from local and international sources with Ground News This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe
48:4821/07/2024
Dumpster Fire 147 - (Mostly) Unedited Version

Dumpster Fire 147 - (Mostly) Unedited Version

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit www.phetasy.comSo much has happened, we can’t keep up, but we do our best. This unedited version is vastly different from the edited version, so enjoy the comparison!New episode of Dumpster Fire will launch Sunday 7/21/24Subscribe to watch the unedited version and see all the stuff that hit the cutting room floor.
01:5520/07/2024
Hawk Tuah Is An American Hero

Hawk Tuah Is An American Hero

Biden blanks in debate and everyone has finally realized he’s old, even Trump feels sorry for him. The Supreme Court made a lot of important rulings that we don’t attempt to break down. Hawk Tuah girl captures America’s hearts, a new prison concept is likely to incentivize murders, and Bridget rants about the switcheroo Democrats might pull by swapping in Newsom for Biden at the last minute.0:00 - Electile Dysfunction 15:13 - Important Stories We're Ignoring 16:16 - Sheath Underwear 17:24 - Capitalism Always Wins 21:04 - Weather 21:26 - Siri, Please Take My Life 23:07 - Quest & BON CHARGE 25:47 - Dumpster Diving 26:58 - Breaking Bridget 34:30 - Phetasy News 35:28 - The Internet Is GloriousThanks to our sponsors Sheath Underwear, Quest & BON CHARGE- Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system - order yours and save 20% with the code DUMPSTER- Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at Questhealth.com and get 25% off.- Revitalize your skin with BON CHARGE's Red Light Face Mask and get 15% off- Check your media bias. Read the news from multiple perspectives. See through media bias with reliable news from local and international sources with Ground News This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe
36:5707/07/2024
Dumpster Fire 146 - (Mostly) Unedited Version

Dumpster Fire 146 - (Mostly) Unedited Version

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit www.phetasy.comThe ranting will continue until morale improves. New episode of Dumpster Fire will launch Sunday 7/7/24Subscribe to watch the unedited version and see all the stuff that hit the cutting room floor.
00:4806/07/2024
Star Wars Acolyte - Millions of Voices Cried Out In Terror

Star Wars Acolyte - Millions of Voices Cried Out In Terror

Biden proclaims Elder Abuse Awareness day, are we all ignoring his cries for help? Hunter Biden is convicted on gun charges, Chiquita Banana financed a Colombian paramilitary group and Disney continues its destruction of the Star Wars franchise with The Acolyte. Climate change LARPers spray paint Stonehenge, the Surgeon General tries to warn about the dangers of social media, that Amazon tribe was NOT addicted to porn, and the mainstream media tries to gaslight us into believing we don't all know what a senile old man looks like.0:00 - Senile-In-Chief 4:26 - This F*ckin Guy 5:20 - Capitalism Always Wins 6:55 - Sprained My Eyes 10:55 - Sheath Underwear 12:07 - Parade of Morons 14:32 - Weather 14:57 - Okay, Boomer 18:29 - Beyond Parody 21:13 - Quest & BON CHARGE 23:24 - Dumpster Diving 27:18 - Breaking Bridget 33:10 Phetasy News 33:55 - Internet Is GloriousThanks to our sponsors Sheath Underwear, Quest & BON CHARGE- Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system - order yours and save 20% with the code DUMPSTER- Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at Questhealth.com and get 25% off.- Revitalize your skin with BON CHARGE's Red Light Face Mask and get 15% off- Check your media bias. Read the news from multiple perspectives. See through media bias with reliable news from local and international sources with Ground News This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe
35:2323/06/2024
Dumpster Fire 145 - (Mostly) Unedited Version

Dumpster Fire 145 - (Mostly) Unedited Version

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit www.phetasy.comWhy do they insist on ruining Star Wars?New episode of Dumpster Fire will launch Sunday 6/23/24Subscribe to watch the unedited version and see all the stuff that hit the cutting room floor.
00:3122/06/2024
Leave The Lesbians Alone

Leave The Lesbians Alone

Did Biden poop his pants in Normandy? Trump has been convicted, now what? If the Ayatollah and Al Qaeda are commending you are you really on the right side of history? Hamas Girl Summer has a fashion line, Queers for Palestine can't make up their minds, lesbians are being banned from lesbian dating apps for saying no to penises, Amazon tribe gets hooked on porn, and Bridget rants about Fauci.0:00 - Senile-In-Charge 3:49 - Troll Convicted 10:11 - Bridget's Standup Appearances 13:00 - What Is Happening? 15:06 - Hamas Girl Summer 18:37 - Sheath Underwear 19:43 - Chickens Come Home To Roost 22:33 - Nothing Matters 24:15 - Weather 25:02 - WOMEN! 29:07 - Quest & BON CHARGE 31:32 - Dumpster Diving 37:42 - Breaking BridgetThanks to our sponsors Sheath Underwear, Quest & BON CHARGE- Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system - order yours and save 20% with the code DUMPSTER- Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at Questhealth.com and get 25% off.- Revitalize your skin with BON CHARGE's Red Light Face Mask and get 15% off- Check your media bias. Read the news from multiple perspectives. See through media bias with reliable news from local and international sources with Ground News This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe
49:1309/06/2024
Dumpster Fire 144 - (Mostly) Unedited Version

Dumpster Fire 144 - (Mostly) Unedited Version

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit www.phetasy.comDumpster Fire is always a wild ride, this one more than most!New episode of Dumpster Fire will launch Sunday 6/9/24Subscribe to watch the unedited version and see all the stuff that hit the cutting room floor.
00:4308/06/2024
Y'all Need Jesus

Y'all Need Jesus

Your racist grandpa yelling at your senile grandpa, aka the Trump v Biden debates, there was a b*tch fight In Congress, when AI suffers from depression, racist liberals, helicopter crashes, and Bridget's full Texas mom transition. 0:00 - Electile Dysfunction 2024 7:47 - What Is Happening? 12:35 - Sheath Underwear 13:40 - Karma's A Bitch 15:57 - Weather 16:38 - WOMEN! 21:08 - Siri, Please Take My Life 25:04 - Parade of Morons 29:03 - BON CHARGE 30:19 - Dumpster Diving 33:18 - Breaking Bridget 37:08 - Phetasy News 39:18 - The Internet Is GloriousThanks to our sponsors Sheath Underwear & BON CHARGE- Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system - order yours and save 20% with the code DUMPSTER- Revitalize your skin with BON CHARGE's Red Light Face Mask and get 15% off- Check your media bias. Read the news from multiple perspectives. See through media bias with reliable news from local and international sources with Ground News This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe
40:2626/05/2024
Dumpster Fire 143 - (Mostly) Unedited Version

Dumpster Fire 143 - (Mostly) Unedited Version

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit www.phetasy.comBridget was off the rails on this one. New episode of Dumpster Fire will launch Sunday 5/26/24Subscribe to watch the unedited version and see all the stuff that hit the cutting room floor.
00:3125/05/2024
The One Thing All Americans Agree On

The One Thing All Americans Agree On

Hamas girl summer continues with a gay Dothraki in a midriff top, the one thing Americans can agree on is you don't shoot a puppy, our leaders either have brain worms or wear diapers, and Bridget reviews the Brady roast.0:00 - Hamas Girl Summer 9:21 - This F*ckin Guy 15:15 - Sheath Underwear 16:37 - Electile Dysfunction 2024 20:35 - Parade of Morons 23:09 - Weather 23:51 - Conspiracy Theories We Can Get Behind 25:16 - Comedy's Last Stand 29:32 - BON CHARGE 30:50 - Dumpster Diving 33:56 - Breaking Bridget 37:34 - Phetasy News 40:00 - The Internet Is GloriousThanks to our sponsors Sheath Underwear & BON CHARGE- Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system - order yours and save 20% with the code DUMPSTER- Revitalize your skin with BON CHARGE's Red Light Face Mask and get 15% off- Check your media bias. Read the news from multiple perspectives. See through media bias with reliable news from local and international sources with Ground News This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe
41:3812/05/2024
Dumpster Fire 142 - (Mostly) Unedited Version

Dumpster Fire 142 - (Mostly) Unedited Version

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit www.phetasy.comComedy is back, baby! Punching in all directions. New episode of Dumpster Fire will launch Sunday 5/12/24Subscribe to watch the unedited version and see all the stuff that hit the cutting room floor.
00:2311/05/2024
Hamas Girl Summer

Hamas Girl Summer

What will happen to Dumpster Fire if Biden is reelected? What will the kids do if TikTok is really banned? Who will use a flamethrowing robot dog to cook a turkey? Are the kids and the furries teaming up to troll us all? 0:00 - What Is Happening 6:35 - Senile-In-Chief 14:02 - Get Rekt, China 15:45 - Sheath Underwear 17:56 - Weather 18:22 - Get Rekt, Big Tech 20:30 Dumpster Diving 22:56 - Bridget Appearances 26:26 - Breaking Bridget 35:05 - Phetasy News 37:56 - The Internet Is Glorious Check out Dissident DialoguesTulsi Gabbard's episode of Walk-Ins Welcome -Thanks to our sponsor Sheath Underwear - Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system - order yours and save 20% with the code DUMPSTER- Check your media bias. Read the news from multiple perspectives. See through media bias with reliable news from local and international sources with Ground News Beyond Parody with Bridget Phetasy is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber. This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe
39:2428/04/2024
F*ck Around And Find Out

F*ck Around And Find Out

Is it humanly possible to find and unbiased jury for Trump? Who just discovered you can't threaten public officials to their faces without consequences? What will an entire generation of female athletes have to do to fix women's sports? What does Bridget have saved for the apocalypse? 0:00 - Troll Indicted 4:03 - F*ck Around And Find Out 7:01 - Patriarchy So Crafty 9:56 - Weather 10:56 - Siri, Please Take My Life 13:17 - BON CHARGE 14:34 - Dumpster Diving 17:39 - Breaking Bridget 22:16 - Phetasy News 22:46 - The Internet Is Glorious Watch Helen Joyce's episode of Walk-Ins Welcome -Thanks to our sponsor BON CHARGE - Revitalize your skin with BON CHARGE's Red Light Face Mask and get 15% offBeyond Parody with Bridget Phetasy is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber. This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe
24:4021/04/2024