Does Twitter really need so many employees? Should Paypal be renamed Pilferpal? Can Tom Brady please stop talking? Is Justin Timberlake thinking about Bridget?For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/Watch the video: https://youtu.be/XC-V3fqUNLABuy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/Use #dumpsterfire for free shipping on orders over $100! Promo ends 12/5/22Read Bridget’s writing on her substack: https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/----------------------------------------------------------------------Stuff your holiday stockings with new underwear from Sheath! Save 20% with the code "DUMPSTER" at https://www.sheathunderwear.com----------------------------------------------------------------------PHETASY IS a movement disguised as a company. We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/Dumpster Fire Podcast: https://dumpster-fire.captivate.fm/Make a DONATION: https://bit.ly/phetasydonateSubstack - https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEhhttps://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Is Biden just a stoner? Is Commiefornia trying to silence doctors? Has Tom Brady had "thirsty guy on the verge of divorce" written all over him lately? Should Bridget be tanning her butthole?For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/Dumpster Fire Podcast: https://dumpster-fire.captivate.fm/Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/Read Bridget’s writing on her substack: https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/----------------------------------------------------------------------Bridget on Megyn Kelly - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsD_VONEGbcSpectator Article - I Wanted To Leave California Before It Was Cool - https://spectatorworld.com/topic/i-wanted-to-leave-california-before-it-was-cool/----------------------------------------------------------------------Walk-Ins Welcome Episodes discussing Islamism & womenYasmine Muhammed Points Out The Contradiction In The Way Western Liberals View Fundamentalist Islam - https://youtu.be/9NTqk-6hZ-I Ayann Hirsi Ali Is All For Compassion But Doesn't Want To Be Assaulted - https://youtu.be/iBG2s_ZFt0o ----------------------------------------------------------------------Thank you to our sponsor, Sheath Underwear! Stock up on the essentials at https://www.sheathunderwear.com/ and save 20% with the code DUMPSTER.----------------------------------------------------------------------PHETASY IS a movement disguised as a company. We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/Dumpster Fire Podcast: https://dumpster-fire.captivate.fm/Make a DONATION: https://bit.ly/phetasydonateSubstack - https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEhhttps://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Will anyone be able to take the CIA seriously now that they have a podcast? Does Beyond Meat make you crave human flesh? Is a Brad Pitt/Gwenyth Paltrow reunion in our future? Exactly how many personalities does Bridget have?For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/Read Bridget’s writing on her substack: https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/----------------------------------------------------------------------Walk-Ins Welcome EpisodesYasmine Muhammed Points Out The Contradiction In The Way Western Liberals View Fundamentalist Islam - https://youtu.be/9NTqk-6hZ-I Ayann Hirsi Ali Is All For Compassion But Doesn't Want To Be Assaulted - https://youtu.be/iBG2s_ZFt0o ----------------------------------------------------------------------Thank you to our sponsor, Sheath Underwear! Stock up on the essentials at https://www.sheathunderwear.com/ and save 20% with the code DUMPSTER.----------------------------------------------------------------------PHETASY IS a movement disguised as a company. We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. Substack - https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEhhttps://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Is the maternal instinct real or Patriarchal programming? Is Commiefornia the dumbest state? What should Meghan Markle's podcast really be called? Will Bridget identify as a racoon from now on?For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/Read Bridget’s writing on her substack: https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/----------------------------------------------------------------------Thanks to our sponsor Sheath Underwear!- Check out the ingenious dual pouch system and order yours at https://www.sheathunderwear.com/ and save 20% with the code "DUMPSTER"----------------------------------------------------------------------PHETASY IS a movement disguised as a company. We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. Read Bridget's Piece - I Regret Being A Slut - https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/p/slut-regretBuy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Who puts swear words on their baby? Not to mention, who puts political activism, gender ideology, and abortion rights messages on their baby? Do these things actually sell? Will Phetasy cash in on the baby onesie market? For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/Read Bridget’s writing on her substack: https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/----------------------------------------------------------------------Thanks to our sponsors Sheath Underwear and IP Vanish!- Check out the ingenious dual pouch system and order yours at https://www.sheathunderwear.com/ and save 20% with the code "DUMPSTER"- Protect your right to privacy and stay anonymous online with IPVanish https://www.ipvanish.com/dumpster/ save 70% with promo code DUMPSTER This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Are we so broken as a country we can't all agree to hate the IRS? Who was more annoying this week, the Right or the Left? Do Elon's daddy issues explain everything about him? Will you ever be able to get Bridget's Monkeypox jingle out of your head?For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/Dumpster Fire Podcast: https://dumpster-fire.captivate.fm/Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/Read Bridget’s writing on her substack: https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/Thanks to our sponsors Sheath Underwear and IP Vanish!- Check out the ingenious dual pouch system and order yours at https://www.sheathunderwear.com/ and save 20% with the code "DUMPSTER"- Protect your right to privacy and stay anonymous online with IPVanish https://www.ipvanish.com/dumpster/ save 70% with promo code DUMPSTER This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Did the world end while we were gone? When will people realize that this is a class war, not a political one? Who needs another anatomy lesson with Sammy Flaps n' Folds? Will Bridget or Maggie give birth to the Idiot Musk Child?For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/Thanks to our sponsors Sheath Underwear, Fum, and IPVanish!- Check out the ingenious dual pouch system and order yours at https://www.sheathunderwear.com/ and save 20% with the code "DUMPSTER"- Fum is the best way to quit smoking and vaping naturally. Shop at https://www.breathefum.com/bridget and save 10% with the code "BRIDGET"- Protect your right to privacy and stay anonymous online with IPVanish https://www.ipvanish.com/dumpster/ save 70% with promo code DUMPSTER This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Do the American colonies stand a chance against the mighty British Empire? Did Catherine The Great really f*ck horses? What possible use could a steam engine be? How much does Bridget know about Mozart's shoes? Find out in our second historical Dumpster Fire!SUBSCRIBE to watch the (Mostly) Unedited Version of Dumpster Fire at https://phetasy.comMake a DONATION: https://bit.ly/phetasydonateBuy PHETASY MERCH here: http://bit.ly/phetasymerchA huge thank you to our sponsors this week: Sheath Underwear, Füm, and IP Vanish!- Check out the ingenious dual pouch system and order yours at https://www.sheathunderwear.com/ and save 20% with the code "DUMPSTER"- Fum is the best way to quit smoking and vaping naturally. Shop at https://www.breathefum.com/bridget and save 10% with the code "BRIDGET"- Protect your right to privacy and stay anonymous online with IPVanish https://www.ipvanish.com/dumpster/ save 70% with promo code "DUMPSTER" This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

How did the plebs feel about Caesar's death? How far could Cleopatra have gone if she'd been hotter? Which calendar will win, the Julian Calendar or the Mayan Mesoamerican Long Count calendar? Will Bridget predict the downfall of Rome?A huge thank you to our sponsors this week: Sheath Underwear, Füm, and IP Vanish!Check out the ingenious dual pouch system and order yours at https://www.sheathunderwear.com/ and save 20% with the code "DUMPSTER"Fum is the best way to quit smoking and vaping naturally. Shop at https://www.breathefum.com/bridget and save 10% with the code "BRIDGET" Protect your right to privacy and stay anonymous online with IPVanish https://www.ipvanish.com/dumpster/ save 70% with promo code "DUMPSTER"Buy the best hot sauce out there and support Dumpster Fire writer, Dave Yates! Go to http://hahahotsauce.com/ This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Does China hate its citizens more than it hates Covid? Is yacht-seizing the new Olympics? Are there really pedos everywhere? When will Bridget return to Dumpster Fire after she has Matilda?----------------------------------------------------------------------A huge thank you to our sponsors this week: Sheath Underwear, Hero Transport, IP Vanish, Fum, and BetterHelp!- Check out the ingenious dual pouch system and order yours at https://www.sheathunderwear.com/ and save 20% with the code "DUMPSTER"- Hero Transport supports drivers building financial independence with industry leading pay. They are looking for drivers throughout the Midwest and owner-operators around the country. Apply at https://hero-transport.com/ or send your resume to [email protected] Protect your right to privacy and stay anonymous online with IPVanish https://www.ipvanish.com/dumpster/ save 70% with promo code "DUMPSTER"- Fum is the best way to quit smoking and vaping naturally. Shop at https://www.breathefum.com/bridget and save 10% with the code "BRIDGET"- BetterHelp makes professional therapy accessible, affordable and convenient. Match with your own licensed professional therapist with BetterHelp online therapy at https://www.betterhelp.com/dumpsterfire/ and get 10% off your first month- Buy the best hot sauce out there and support Dumpster Fire writer, Dave Yates! Go to http://hahahotsauce.com/ This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date - 4/3/22Has Hollywood always been this annoying? Why are Gavin Newsom's PR people so terrible at staging a photoshoot? What went through Chris Rock's mind after The Slap? Where is Bridget's yacht? This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date - 3/28/22Does anyone know what a woman is? Which would you prefer, Lady C*ck Socks or Dainty Dong Bags? Did you know you have to be a biologist to join the Taliban? Would a pregnant Bridget defeat Elon Musk in single combat? This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date - 3/14/22Who is dumb enough to confuse poutine with Putin? Is there anything more annoying than rich celebrities virtue signaling to the Poors? Does Jussie Smollett think Hillary Clinton is coming for him? Is the real father of Bridget's baby Elon Musk? This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date - 3/7/22Should we light a candle for the oligarchs and the uber wealthy? How many Olds in the House Chamber were in diapers during the State of the Union? Will Mexican Weather Girls save the world? Does Bridget have a plan to make good on her campaign promise of "A Yacht for Every Pleb"?Get your Limited Edition WOMEN! sweatshirts here: https://www.squidprintdtg.com/phetasy-shop This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date - 2/28/22Did Putin pull a Leeroy Jenkins? Is anyone tougher than Eastern European women? What's true and what's false in the social media war propaganda onslaught? What is Bridget's solution to the Russia/Ukraine hostilities? This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date - 2/14/22Does everyone have their government-issue crack pipes? Did China cave to the power of Dumpster Fire and Brad Pitt? Which part of Jeff Bezos will the Dutch eat first? Was Adele's award speech a subtle hint for Bridget to send her a WOMEN! sweatshirt?Get your Limited Edition WOMEN! sweatshirts here: https://www.squidprintdtg.com/phetasy-shop This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Is Dumpster Fire responsible for making Brad Pitt Great Again? Do we all have a small corner of our minds devoted to Brad Pitt? Which Brad Pitt movie is the best? Can Bridget pull off a Brad Pitt in Seven impression?Get your Limited Edition WOMEN! sweatshirts here: https://www.squidprintdtg.com/phetasy-shop This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Is Simpsons' creator Matt Groening running the simulation? When did "women" become a dirty word? Are yachts the solution to all our problems? Will Bridget ever care again? This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Would America survive a Hillary/Trump rematch in 2024? Catch a robber or catch a Snorlax, which would you choose? Should Machine Gun Kelly take Megan Fox's last name? What do you need to do to earn a spot on Bridget's yacht? This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date - 1/10/22Is Alexa trying to kill your child? Did science just discover that being overweight is bad for you? Is giving birth the most masculine thing ever? Should Bridget start selling her farts? This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date - 12/20/21Does Donald Trump Jr. have his dad’s telephone number? Who wants to become Commiefornia’s next “Superintendent of Equity”? Is there a tunnelthat goes under CNN to The Getty? Is Bridget going to lose her mind? This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date - 12/13/21Who takes career advice from a prince? How does a fictional character's death affect the real world stock market? Who gives facelifts to camels? Does Bridget intend to have a public meltdown in a restaurant? This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date - 12/6/21Does Fauci have a God complex? Did Dumpster Fire take down the Cuomo brothers? Is the Women's Tennis Association the only sports organizationwith balls big enough to stand up to China? Is Bridget capable of a Rodney Dangerfield impression? This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date - 11/22/21Kamala became the first female president for 85 minutes, what could possibly go wrong? Who gets to humiliate the Eunuch Maker? What's the best way to protect your flaps & folds? What should the Phetasy improv troop be called? This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date - 11/14/21What do Big Bird and blowjabs have to do with each other? Will Leo cuck Jeff Bezos? Who will win the battle of the heiress weddings? Could Bridget care less? This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date - 11/1/21What do Osama Bin Laden and Tracy Jurgenstein have in common? Are we allliving in fear of offending China? Why haven't politicians learned their lesson about blackface yet? How often does Bridget get the meat sweats? This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date - 10/25/21Which is more painful to watch, Biden's clenched fists or Kamala's surprise birthday party? Could Trump's new TRUTH app been named more ironically? Are teenage girls being brainwashed into having Tourette's? Will Bridget's Titanic drinking game sweep the nation? This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date - 10/18/21Is Kamala a worse actor than a porn star? Is Trump determined to break the GOP before he learns to share? Will Sanjay Gupta grow some balls? Does Bridget have a new catchphrase? This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date - 10/4/21Is Nancy Pelosi perpetually drunk or just old? Are China's stalker robots coming for us all? How are second hand clothes a sign of white privilege? Why does Bridget now want to move to Florida? This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date - 9/27/21Is Tony, Toni, Toné the ultimate get out of jail free pass? Who knew Jedi were so problematic? Is "bodies with vaginas" wokespeak or the language of serial killers? Would you watch Bridget reviewing Tom Cruise movies? This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Is Nicki Minaj the new Fauci? Does Prince Harry have a future as a hair stylist? Who wouldn't want a woolly mammoth? How does Bridget really feel about AOC's ass? This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date: 9/6/21Did the Taliban steal Trump's military parade? Has the Australian government become a psycho stalker in a toxic relationship with its citizens? Did Jen Psaki confess to a "plandemic"? Does Bridget understand what a vasectomy is? This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date: 8/30/21Will Dumpster Fire get Cuomo's Emmy? What's got the Instagram models all riled up? Who knew there were so many milk crates lying around? Would Bridget die for her comedy? This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date: 8/23/21Does a Ghost Recon-gamer know more about Afghanistan than our current administration? Is there porn in the dystopia? Can NASA actually laser our heart from space? Is the key to defeating the Taliban as simple as boobs? This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date: 7/26/21Will France bring back the guillotine? What's the connection between the Norwegian handball team and Girls Gone Wild? Did Jeff Bezos idolize Dr. Evil growing up? Will Bridget become a weightlifter? This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date: July 19, 2021Why are the Texas Democrats acting like war heroes for getting on a private jet? Will the wobbling moon cause all the women in the world to sync up and have a super period? Which important stories are we totally ignoring this week? How accurate is Bridget's Tom Cruise impression? This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date: July 5, 2021Is anyone else as worried about the kids these days as we are? Are scientists determined to bring about the robot uprising by programming them to feel pain? Is Elon Musk just an alien who straggled off on a field trip and wound up on Earth? Will Bridget now identify as a Dumpster Fire on her passport? This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date: June 28, 2021Did Kamala Harris cave to the Dumpster Fire pressure? How screwed up will Prince Harry and Meghan Markle make their son Archie? Is Sammy Flaps n' Folds the next Gorilla Glue Girl? Why you should never doubt the power of Bridget's curses. This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date: June 21, 2021Does anyone in Texas even know who James Corden is? Should female athletes just pack it in and go home now? When did Osama Bin Laden's niece become a pro-Trumper? Will Bridget ever get over the loss of the Victoria's Secret angels? This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date: June 7, 2021Was QAnon right all along? Does Sammy Flaps n' Folds have Klaus Schwab's ear? Can we get in on the invisible sculpture racket? Is Bridget actually the leader of Anonymous? This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date: May 31, 2021Can Fauci go away? Is China gonna come for us? Are the Krafty Karens a sign of the mental instability in this country? Is Bridget the newest member of Wu-Tang Clan? This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date: May 24, 2021Is our Army the laughing stock of the world? Is Google Docs policing our speech? Why are we all ignoring the imminent alien invasion? How many controversial minefields can Bridget stumble through? This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date: May 17, 2021Does the CDC really stand for Center for Democratic Communism? Is the word "hacked" ever used correctly? Will Michael Malice finally be able to explain bitcoin to Bridget? Will we get to see Michael's feral Phetasy impression? This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date: May 3, 2021Will Dumpster Fire ever receive the accolades it deserves for being way ahead of the curve on the pandemic/vaccine jingle phenomenon? Did California's congressional seat move to Texas? Is the only good thing to come out of the pandemic the destruction of Hollywood? Is Bridget starting to like her nemesis? This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date: April 26, 2021Is Caitlyn Jenner's bid for governor of California the beginning of the Kardashian/Jenner monarchy? Who is teaching sex robots to hate humanity? What's the real reason behind these escalating gender reveal parties? What is Bridget's solution to our media and doomscrolling problem? This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date: April 19, 2021Do scientists even care that they're going to start the Planet of the Apes war? Do people who claim to be Marxists really know what that means? Is Grime's "alien scars" tattoo really just a cover for Elon? Is Bridget officially a cult leader now? This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date: April 12, 2021If Trump's not talking about Iran at your wedding, did you even get married at Mar-A-Lago? Is Bill Gates trying to blot out the sun? What should you do when your Uber driver offers you a hug? Which Alex Jones timeline will Bridget choose? This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date: March 29, 2021Is your Lord and Savior a zombie? Is there anything more annoying than a pregnant celebrity? Who is milking Trump for ducats? Will Russell Brand and Bridget be first to be disappeared by Davos? This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe