Cut to me popping ghost peppers and trying to hit PRs in the gym. Podcast art by Joey Rizk

My legs are already feeling sore. Looks like no cardio for me babeeeeeeee Podcast art by Joey Rizk

I'll be running circles around David Goggins this time next year (provided he passes away and I can do it around his grave) Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Also pretty thankful I still have all of my fingers intact. Podcast art by Joey Rizk

I hope all this success doesn't go to my head. Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Yeah if anyone has a connection with the people selling buckets of mac and cheese on podcasts or whatever hmu Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Crunching leaves and slurpin' soup like I own the place Podcast art by Joey Rizk

If I download the shogi app you know I'm cooked Podcast art by Joey Rizk

I'm a regular health nut Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Wagging my finger like a damn flapper Podcast art by Joey Rizk

If Yakuza had a pizza making mini-game I would absolutely lose it. Podcast art by Joey Rizk

They don't call me the Dish Fairy for nothing. They don't call me that at all. Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Stirring chocolate like a witch at a cauldron. Podcast art by Joey Rizk

I'm about to invest in a pork pie hat and a twirlin' cane mark my words Podcast art by Joey Rizk

It'd carrot cake so technically it's a vegetable Podcast art by Joey Rizk

My boy's on the road to recovery Podcast art by Joey Rizk

My Vet's about to have a solid gold kennel Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Seriously I've got to use my diaphragm more when I scream my absolute guts out. Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Seriously it's so hot I'd rather be shoveling a side walk Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Yeah long story short I do have a sunburn Podcast art by Joey Rizk

I hope everyone kept their fingers over the weekend Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Might just start stealing straight up Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Took a bath before this episode to ease my sore muscles (it did nothing) Podcast art by Joey Rizk

They call me Big Tim Rennie 'round these parts Podcast art by Joey Rizk

It already costs money to move my car, now I have to pay to not move it? Podcast art by Joey Rizk

I fight nude like a shaved panther Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Shout to George again, you're a real one Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Forgot to mention it but I was cooking eggs in a pan today and flipped both of them at the same time without a spatula so I guess what I'm saying is watch your back, Gordon Ramsay. Podcast art by Joey Rizk

They call me Kazuma-san because I dress bad and I don't know how to shop for presents Podcast art by Joey Rizk

They call me the crepe paper kid Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Over under on how long it takes me to order food and pretend like I cooked it myself..... Podcast art by Joey Rizk

They call me the Ted Kaczynski of podcasting Podcast art by Joey Rizk

RIP to all the retinas seared today Podcast art by Joey Rizk

On the bright side if I destroy my knees I'll have plenty of time to dedicate to gaming Podcast art by Joey Rizk

I also got a mustard coloured t-shirt. Podcast art by joey Rizk

Seriously though odds are pretty good I spill hot oil on myself before the end of the weekend. Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Guys I checked and there's actually no quiz available... Podcast art by Joey Rizk

I'm honestly shocked the wheels didn't just completely fall off. Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Really having a hard time not calling every person in my life "big dog." Podcast art by Joey Rizk

They call me Santa Claus cause I'm fat and I've got a list. Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Might ask my barber to give me a mohawk and see how he does... Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Wow what a turgid episode Podcast art by Joey Rizk

I just bought 40 vegetable spring rolls for 5 dollars and the only thing stopping me from earing them all is having to log the calories. The system works. Podcast art by Joey Rizk

I'm going to bed now guys sweet dreams <3 Podcast art by Joey Rizk

The 'Rolly remains undefeated Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Guys I got a poutine instead. Fried chicken is bad for you anyway Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Might fuck around and deep fry a ham while I'm at it. Podcast art by Joey Rizk

I'm full to the brim with Christmas dinner and I couldn't think of a better time to have a little treat Podcast art by Joey Rizk