Yo! How was your weekend? Slim went to a wedding, Lazlo watched a lot of football, and Snowcone slept at the station. None of that matters. There's only one thing people want to talk about and that's Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift. *Talk about a Lazlo Bump! Our friend Dan Lanning had an amazing weekend! Not only did he win but he gave an awesome speech to his players before the game. *Slimfast is confident that Lazlo cried last night. There's a new documentary on Netflix called The Saint of Second Chances and it's a tearjerker. *Doomscrolling!! What is the media going to call Swift and Kelce? The UAW says they're getting closer with Ford but still a long way from striking deals with GM and Stellantis. Rupert Murdoch has stepped down from News Corp. Netflix will mail their final DVD this week. Police are still searching for one suspect in the NYC daycare death. *Dolly Parton covered 4 Non Blondes. *A British dating show with naked contestants is now streaming on MAX. *What advice would you give to new couples? *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, check out our links below, and come join us on twitch every weekday so that you can be a part of the show. Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.    Everybody Wang Chung!!!   www.lazlo.church   www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo   www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo  

Lalzo's oldest is the school play and Lazlo wants to know if it's okay for him to go to all four nights. *An aspiring pro poker player needed money for a buy-in so he decided to fake a cancer diagnosis. *Doomscrolling!! The UAW strike continues, and the layoffs have begun. The writers are hopeful that their strike will be over soon. A man walked out of jail in Indianapolis due to a clerical error. Several popular authors have joined forces to sue ChatGTP. Police are still searching for the husband of a NYC daycare owner where four toddler were exposed to fentanyl. A new study says that suppressing negative thoughts is actually good for you. *Airport food is expensive but so is airport booze. *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, check out our links below, and remember to join us on twitch every weekday. Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!!!   www.lazlo.church   www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo   www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo  

Aliens are real, they have eggs in their belly, and Slimfast tried to get Lazlo to sleep with one. *An Australian man tried to sue a hospital for allowing him to witness his wife's c-section. He says it caused permanent trauma and that the hospital should have known better. *Will the writer's strike ever end? Four toddlers overdosed on fentanyl at a New York daycare and the story keeps getting crazier. Cocaine is on track to be Columbia's largest export and Slim thinks they should own it. *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, check out our links below, and remember to join us every weekday on twitch. Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!!   www.lazlo.church   www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo   www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo 

IMG Academy football just beat a team worse than Bishop Sycamore. If you don't know what IMG Academy is, don't worry, we're not all exactly sure either. *The last thing we want to do is upset a longtime listener. That's why we're going to start making an effort to highlight more stories about white people doing nice things for the black community. *Doomscrolling!! There was a real-life bear at Magic Kingdom. The UAW strike continues, and it might just be getting started. A Patriots fan died at the game this weekend after some sort of confrontation in the stands with other fans. Nick Chubb's knee injury is hard to watch and even harder watch if you're a Browns fan. A woman running for office in Virginia has said she won't step down after Chaturbate videos of her began spreading. We're proud of her. *Millennial women say nerds make the best husbands. *It's not uncommon to hear Lazlo's takes used other places but this latest example is extreme. *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and check out our links below. Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.  -Everybody Wang Chung!!!   www.lazlo.church   www.twitch.tv/churhoflazlo   www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo  

There's so much to discuss. Russell  Brand, Drew Barrymore, Lauren Boebert, and more! It's also Monday so we'll need Lazlo to give us an NFL update. *Let's start with Lauren Boebert. She went to see Beetlejuice the play and appeared to be having a great time in a video released by the theater. Vaping, laughing, singing, and a lot of groping. *Doomscrolling!! Drew Barrymore has been taking heat for trying to do her show during the strike. She's now reversed course, as have several other talk shows. Speaking of strikes, how are things going with the UAW? Russell Brand is having a bad week. Several women have come forward and made damning accusations about the comedian. *Masculine activities that men are losing interest in. *There's a trend on Tik Tok where women ask their boyfriends/husbands how often they think about Rome. Lazlo says he never thinks about it. Slimfast and Snowcone claim to think about war and world history daily but Lazlo ain't buying it. *Thanks for listening to the podcast! Please help us spread the word, write a review, and check out all our links below. Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.-Everybody Wang Chung!!!www.lazlo.churchwww.twitch.tv/churchoflazlowww.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo

Aliens are real. Stop being hardheaded and accept it. Mexico has proof in the form of two small alien bodies and you're welcome to study the little critters yourself. *Slow Dumping is the hot new trend in toxic behavior, but Lazlo and Slim have been doing it for years. Man, I'm constantly struck by their bravery.  *Would rather be told on a first date that someone is a MAGA republican or a communist? *Doomscrolling! Aaron Rodgers says he's heartbroken. Mitt Romney is retiring. Hunter Biden has been indicted. If a deal is not reached today, the UAW could begin striking at midnight. NSYNC has new music! A Costco employee found an envelope on the floor with $4,000 inside. *Travis Kelce and Talyor Swift have been hanging out but are they an item? *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, join us every day on tiwtch, and check out all of our links below. Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.    -Everybody Wang Chung!!!   www.lazlo.church   www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo   www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo  

With Aaron Rodgers being done for the season, The Jets are looking for help from legendary Chief....Chad Henne! *The most boring movies of all time. Once again, Lazlo and Slimfast end up defending a movie that always shows up on these bad-movie lists. *It's only mid-September but Slimfast can't wait for scary-movie season. *Doomscrolling! The escaped Pennsylvania convict has been captured. It's been a while since Bryan Kohberger was in the news. Kevin McCarthy is ready to impeach Biden, I guess because republicans don't like his son? Kim Jong looks like he's having the time of his life in Russia. A Seattle police officer was caught acting like a psychopath on his own body-cam. TSA agents in Miami have been arrested for stealing people's stuff. *A Door Dash driver was caught spitting in someone's food during a delivery because he was mad about the $3 tip. *Week 2 NFL power-rankings are out. *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, spread the word, and join us every weekday on twitch ( www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo ) Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.   -Everybody Wang Chung!!!   www.lazlo.church   www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo   www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo  

All those discussions and predictions about Aaron Rodgers this year and he ends up sustaining a season-ending injury in the first minute of the first game. Slimfast has dreams about Tom Brady. *Oliver Anthony has apologized for the high-ticket prices at his show and has promised to pay fans back. This guy needs to start making better choices. *Apple unveils the new iPhone 15 today but very few people care anymore. *Lazlo's got a quick update on that story about the coach at Michigan State. *Doomscrolling!! Trump's lawyers are trying to have his charges dismissed in Georgia. Kim Jong has arrived in Russia. That escaped murderer now has a gun. The Jets beat The Bills without Aaron Rodgers. Ed Sheeran crashed a wedding in Vegas. It's time to gather 'round and learn about Puddle of Mudd. *I don't think so, Tim. *Would you date Jonah Hill if he told you that you couldn't have any friends and you had to have long talks every night about his insecurities? *Thanks for listening to the podcast! Please leave a review, tell a friend, and check out our links below. Follow us on twitch so that you can join us every weekday while we record the podcast live. Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!!!www.lazlo.churchwww.twitch.tv/churchoflazlowww.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo

Yo! How was your weekend? Did you talk to your mom? Did you watch football all weekend? If you'd listened to Lazlo's picks that he gave on twitch Friday, you would have won a lot of money. *This is sort of a sports story but not really. Yes, it involves the head coach of the Michigan State football team but it's about so much more. This has got to be the craziest and dumbest thing we've ever heard, and we can't stop discussing it. *Doomscrollling!! Ashton and Mila have apologized for writing letters to the court defending Masterson's character. This story was all over social media this weekend. Kim Jong is taking a train to Moscow? He can do that? This is day 12 of the search for a convicted murderer who escaped prison in Pennsylvania. The governor of New Mexico has ordered a 30 day ban on carrying guns in public and republicans are not happy about it. An MMA fighter in Philly had his car stolen and he tried his hardest to stop the thieves. He's been in America for less than a year and this is the second time he's been the victim of a robbery. *Are these the worst songs to get popular in recent memory? I suppose it's all subjective but one of the songs on this list absolutely deserves to be there. *Thanks for listening to the podcast! Please take a second to leave a review, tell a couple friends, and remember to check out our link below. You can be a part of the podcast by joining us every afternoon on twitch. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Hope to see you there soon. You can also chat with us after hours by visiting our subreddit. Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!!!   www.lazlo.church www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo 

The Best and Worst Cities for retirees. If you're looking for sun and beaches, you know where to go. But if you're not a big fan of life and just want to get it over with already, consider Cincinnati. *I thought I hated Zooey Deschanel before it was cool but today I learned that everybody has always hated her. *Gary Busey was involved in an alleged hit and run which isn't surprising or newsworthy until you hear the audio of the victim confronting him. *Doomscrolling!! Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner are calling it quits and I think we can all agree that there was nothing Joe could have done to salvage things. We pray Sophie finds the guidance she so desperately needs and gets her life turned around. The Proud Boys fella is going to prison for a long time and Slimfast hasn't been this relieved since War Machine got put away. *Lazlo went to high school with a guy who up and vanished a few days ago. Have you ever known someone that went missing? *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please rate us and write a review because it really does help us out. We'd love to see you join us on twitch as well. Check out all our links below. Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.  -Everybody Wang Chung!!   www.lazlo.church www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo  

The lead singer of Smash Mouth passed away at 56 of acute liver failure. It's like we're looking into a crystal ball. *It might be time to update your thoughts on what qualifies as "dad rock". *No sugar coating, what's the advice you really wish someone had given you when you were a teen? *Doomscrolling!! Jimmy Buffett passed away at 76 from spending too much time watching the sun bake. What is Burning Man and why aren't we allowed to make fun of the people who got stuck there? Diarrhea Delta would make a great limited series on Netflix. The mayor of New York is demanding answers about disastrous EDM festival. *Nick Wright is on the show!! It's time to talk football! *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Check out our links below and follow us on twitch so we can hang out every day. Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!!!   www.lazlo.church www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo  

Football is right around the corner, and we've spent plenty of time speculating about who will be good. Why not spend a little time talking about teams that will probably suck? *The governor of Nevada says it's time to bring Rock & Roll back to the Super Bowl. He wants AC/DC. *What are things you hated as a kid, but you love as an adult? *Doomscrolling!! More confusing Trump news. A college student was killed when he accidentally tried entering the wrong house. The Jacksonville shooter was probably going to shoot up an HBCU but was scared off by a security guard. Got a headache? You probably have one of those brain worms going around. *Day 2 of Spencer's online dating success or lack thereof. *Thanks for listening to the podcast! Please recommend our show to a friend or a stranger on the street and remember to check out our links below. Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.  -Everybody Wang Chung!!!   www.lazlo.church www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo 

It's good to get along with your neighbors but you don't want your neighbors to feel too comfortable chatting with you. It's a fine line. *A young couple tried having a baby for years but didn't have any luck. So, they went to get checked out and their doctor was shocked when she discovered the reason they'd been failing to conceive. *Some top guy in Spanish soccer is being asked to resign after he kissed a female player in celebration. Maybe he should get a job in Italy. Italian uproar over judge's 10-second groping rule - BBC News *Doomscrolling!!! Trump is svelte these days! He's a lean (and certainly mean) indictment fighting machine. Bob Barker got closest to 100 without going over. France has too much wine and I blame you. Come on people, start getting wine drunk again! MLB is rolling out new facial recognition for ticket holders' entry into stadiums and it looks pretty awesome. Florida wants to pass a law that only licensed drivers can operate golf carts. Booooo. Let the kids have some damn fun. *Steve Harvey, a comedian that you don't find funny, is "so pissed off". *Thanks for listening to the podcast! Please remember to buy some sweet Mitra 9 products at www.mitra-9.com and use the promo code PROBLEMATIC. Don't be a bitch, follow us on twitch! You can find all our links below. Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!!!   www.lazlo.church www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo 

It's 2023 and it's still hard to find an affordable house with an indoor pool. Why is that? *Julia is even more famous today! She has a Tik Tok video with almost a million views and those numbers keep rising. Now it's up to Snowcone to come up with something that will be even more viral. *A 3rd grade teacher in Oklahoma was escorted from the building on the first day of school because she was drunk. Does she deserve a second chance? *Doomscrolling!!! Putin breaks his silence about that mysterious plane crash that supposedly killed Prigozhin. More people call in sick to work today than any other day of the year. Great news! Your next COVID booster will be ready soon! The Republican debate was a lot of fun last night. Don't worry if you missed it, Slimfast has the highlights for you. A North Dakota teen fished a wallet out of the water containing $2,000 and he returned it to the owner. *Billy Bragg wrote a response to the viral hit Rich Men North of Richmond. He wants you to join a union my friend. *Thanks for listening to the podcast and thanks for helping us get big numbers on twitch today. If you haven't already, please visit www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo and follow us. Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.-Everybody Wang Chung!!!www.lazlo.churchwww.twitch.tv/churchoflazlowww.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo

Is global warming going to force us to move? Why isn't anybody concerned about this? We're melting down here. *Netflix released the new Untold docuseries about the Florida Gators and Urban Meyer. Of course, Lazlo and Slim have already watched the whole thing. *The greatest movie soundtracks of all time, according to a new article. *Doomscrolling!! Trump and his buddies don't have much time left to turn themselves in. A few of the guys already turned themselves in and Trump says he'll do it tomorrow. A bear attacked a 7-year-old in New York. Publix grocery stores have said they will stop selling hurricane themed cake because everyone is offended about everything all the time. A plane crashed in Russia today and Prigozhin was apparently one of the 10 passengers who died. Drew Barrymore had to be rushed off stage after some creep started approaching her. *Britney Spear posted a topless video dedicated to Kanye but she took it down after a few seconds. Kanye-Britney is the couple America needs right now. Fingers crossed. *When did you realize your sexual orientation? *BREAKING NEWS! Snowcone is single and looking to mingle! What happened? *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please tell a few friends or strangers and remember to join us on twitch every weekday. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Please click that link and follow us now. Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. --Everybody Wang Chung!!!www.lazlo.churchwww.twitch.tv/churchoflazlowww.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo 

Snowcone loves his White Claws but he's happy to take a free Truly. If you could only have one type of alcohol for the rest of your life, what would it be? Slim's gonna fat off Keystones, Lazlo's gonna put whisky in his limeades, and Snowcone's gonna drink Black Cherry White Claws until Jesus brings him home. *Fantasy Football is here. Lazlo still plays with his high school friends like he has for years. Snowcone and Slimfast need to find a league they can join where they don't have to be in charge. Message them if you're interested. *The 12 Most Overrated Movies that people only pretend to like. *Have you ever been arrested or had to turn yourself in for a warrant? *Doomscrolling!! Trump says he'll turn himself in on Thursday. Meanwhile, these indictments seem to be helping his poll number. Video has been released of the police raid inside the 98-year-old owner's home. Fyre Fest 2 tickets are on sale now. No artists or specific locations have been given but they're happy to take your money. Voice actors and book narrators are worried about A.I. taking their jobs. Should congress limit the jobs that A.I. is able to fill? *Shocking stuff here, democrats tend to believe cities are safer than republicans. Boston and Dallas come out on top. *Were your parents "bedroom parents" or "living room parents"? Why is Lazlo getting so angry? *Why is the internet always trying to scare us? Now they're telling me I can't eat Veggie Straws or Pop Tarts. *Waiting in line, camping in a tent on the ground, and other things we're too old to tolerate. *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please tell a friend or a stranger on the street, write us a review, and click our links below. Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.-Everybody Wang Chung!!!www.lazlo.churchwww.twitch.tv/churchoflazlowww.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo

The rest of the world has been complaining about this for months but now it's hot as hell here and we can't help but bitch about it. *Slimfast went to Billy Joel on Saturday and tried his best to rub shoulders with the big shots. *Over the weekend, Britney Spears broke her silence about her divorce in the form of more word salad on Instagram. *Kid Rock was photographed drinking Bud Light at a concert last week.  *Doomscrolling!! LA is under water. With each new indictment, Trump seems to gain on his rivals. A shop owner was killed for displaying a Pride Flag. Some schools are now experimenting with 4-day weeks. A 10-year-old was put in jail after peeing in a parking lot while waiting for his mom. *Where's the worst place to have diarrhea? *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and check out our links below. Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!!!   www.lazlo.church www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo  

We're back and we have a huge guest this week! Lazlo managed to land us an interview with Dan Lanning, head coach of Oregon Football! The story of how this came to be is kind of crazy but let's just say that Dan used to have to listen to us on the radio and claims he didn't hate it. Dan's story is straight out of an inspirational Disney biopic. We hope you enjoy our conversation with Dan and remember to write a review for Toxic & Problematic. Thanks also to our sponsors at Mitra-9.com where you can get yourself a nice discount by using the promo code 'PROBLEMATIC'.www.lazlo.churchwww.twitch.tv/churchoflazlowww.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo

Back to school already? Have we mentioned how much we hate school? Couldn't we have just hung out at our parents' house until we were old enough to join the military? *There's a new doc on Netflix about BALCO and steroids in sports. Whether you're for or against PEDs, you have to admit that the steroid era in baseball was a ton of fun. *The official NFL website has listed the top ten QBs going into the 2023 season. Number 1 and 2 are pretty easy to guess but Lazlo has issues with a few others. Doomscrolling!! The Michael Oher (Blindside guy) story is starting to get interesting. North Korea says that Travis King defected to North Korea because he was disillusioned with America. A town in Minnesota just had their entire police force resign. Madonna is 65 today. American tourists in Paris made headlines here for a silly reason. An Ohio teen has been convicted of vehicular homicide after driving the car that crashed and killed her boyfriend and his best friend. We're not saying Trump is going to get in any real trouble, but he sure does look guilty in this Georgia indictment. *Flying Aliens Harassing Village in Peru Are Actually Illegal Miners in Jetpacks, Cops Say. *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, check out our links below, and remember to join us every weekday on twitch. Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow!  -Everybody Wang Chung!! www.lazlo.church www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo  

Who's got the best voice on tv? The from Hard Knocks on HBO is pretty great. Slimfast says the guy from Frontline on PBS is the best, because of course he would say that. *Who has the best and worst uniforms in the NFL? Which teams have mascots that actually give you a clue about which city they're in? *Did Skittles just pull a Bud Light? Should we be annoyed that skittles bags are getting political? Lazlo thinks it's a great idea and makes a good argument for it. *Doomscrolling!! Trump is officially facing 4 indictments. Someone ranked all four in order of how screwed they think he is. Margot Robbie is rich. Has Ozempic's success finally settled the age-old argument about weight gain? Has electric bill been bigger than a new car payment lately? You're not alone. *Most popular hangover foods across America. Let's also take a moment to recognize how great fast food is these days. *Thanks for hanging out with us. You can rich us on social media most days between 10am and 3am. Links at www.lazlo.church Please follow us on twitch so we can hang out during work. See you tomorrow.  -Everybody Wang Chung!!   www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo  www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo 

Who were your childhood heroes? Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Luke and Han? Hulk Hogan? *And the biggest pop culture jerk is..... *It's been a while since we've had a good celebrity meltdown. The best part is, this one involves butt stuff. *Wander Franco of the Tampa Rays has been accused of "dating" a 14-year-old. Michael Oher (football player portrayed in The Blind Side) says Sandra Bullock never actually adopted him. *Doomscrolling!! Trump says a potential witness in his upcoming indictment "shouldn't" testify. Flash mobs are the only people showing up to brick-and-mortar retailer stores these days. *WHOA! NICK WRIGHT IS ON THE PHONE!! *A small newspaper in Kansas is making national headlines after police seized employee computers and hard drives. Damar Hamlin was back on the field this weekend. *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend or two, and check out our links Boo. Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow! -Everybody Wang Chung!!!   www.lazlo.church www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo  

We're answering questions from our twitch stream (link below). We discuss our biggest regrets, time machines, The Golden Girls, and more. We missed you and hope you'll join us next time. Take a second to click our twitch link down there and follow us right now.  www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.lazlo.church www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo  

Slimfast is feeling guilty (shocking) and it involves his mom (shocking again). *Letting your kid get behind the wheel alone for the first time has to be top-10 most stressful moments of parenting. *How long should you grieve about the death of a pet? And I'm talking about a real pet like a dog or cat or maybe even a monkey but certainly not lizards or fish. *Doomscrolling!! Lazlo doesn't understand how Hawaii can be so susceptible to fires when it's surrounded by water. Feinstein took a tumble. The FBI killed a man while executing a warrant related to the suspect's threats made against the president and other high-profile politicians. Lil Tay may or may not be dead. Who is Lil Tay, you ask? That's not important. She might be alive. *Julia is on the program! She's here to help us all get to the bottom of this Lil Tay mystery. *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and don't forget to check out our links below. Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow! -Everybody Wang Chung!!!   www.lazlo.church www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo  

Gambling problem? What gambling problem?? I already told you, it's those fat cat bankers keeping me poor! *We've all been victims of bad haircuts, but have you ever been the victim of a devastating haircut right before school was about to start? *Lazlo and Slimfast promise not to spoil the Johnny Football doc on Netflix and then proceed to spoil the Johnny Football doc on Netflix. *Doomscrolling!! Unless you bought your ticket at a Publix in Jupiter Beach Florida, you're still not a billionaire. Trump is on one this week, for obvious reasons. Trump v Bush, who was worse? Megan Thee Stallion's shooter, Torey Lanez, was sentenced to 10 years. Overturning Roe v Wade still hasn't paid off for republicans like they'd probably hoped. Luddites in California are bitching about driverless cars. *Bad presidents, nothing to watch on tv, and other things Gen X misses about their youth. *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and check out our links below. Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.lazlo.church www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo 

Financial Advice with Lazlo and Slim. *The 5 most overrated NFL teams going into the 2023 season. *Billboard released the top 100 greatest album covers of all time (link below). We like the list, but we think they overlooked a few. *Doomscrolling! Anyone ever heard of ALS? Trump goes after Jack Smith in classic Trump style. MegaMillions has hit a record high. Russia does the old "double-tap". The cousin of the Uvalde school shooter threatened to shoot up a school. Immaculate Grid is all the rage. COVID announces a reunion tour. A mother is suing Southwest after she was suspected of trafficking her own daughter. *Tell me more about the Mormon heavens and which one I should apply to. *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and check out our links below. Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!! www.lazlo.church www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo  Best Album Covers Of All Time (Updated 2023) – Billboard

Slimfast recommended that the guys watch Mike Judge's Extract, and they were less than impressed. So, you tell me, what makes a comedy funny? *Canada came up with a list of the NFL's most diehard fans and it only shows that Canada knows very little about the NFL and making lists. *Elon says that the fight with Zuck is on but he just needs to check with his doctors first. Speaking of Musk, who's rich from your state? Who makes money in your state? Is it true that the richest person from Slimfast's state is the BassPro guy? *Doomscrolling!! I think it's safe to say that Barbie was a success. Trump Trump Trump. Why would you go fishing in the ocean in a Jon Boat? Will PickleMalls save indoor malls? The only good soccer team in the US didn't look so good this year. *The "Instagram Thing" is real and don't you doubt it. *That's a wrap! Thanks for listening and please remember to leave a review, tell a friend, and check out out links below. Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!!   www.lazlo.church www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo  

Now that we all know the story of Jake (or is it Logan) Paul, what the hell ever became of Johnny Football? Like, is he rich or is he dead? *Some travel magazine has come up with the best countries to visit for a song. Which countries on the list would you visit and why hasn't Snowcone already visited the top choice? *It turns out there's a reason you're having so much trouble finding love on that dating app. You don't know how to play ball in your league. *Doomscrolling!! Is it possible that we finally understand this Trump indictment? Probably not. Day 3 of "What's The Deal With Lizzo". What's the deal with US Women's Soccer team? I think they lack a sense of identity. *Zuckerberg built an octagon in his yard and his wife is complaining about it. *Tik Tok wants to make sure that American teens know that it's good for your mental health to stay in bed all day and accomplish nothing. *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please tell a friend or two and check out our links below. Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!!   www.lazlo.church www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo 

"Matt Damon is 5'2, eyes are blue. Coochie-coochie-coochie-coo," -Rudy Giuliani *I think we're all sick of hearing about gaslighting and being accused of gaslighting someone every time there's a disagreement. Now we have to deal with "ghostllighting"? *Lazlo says we all need to watch the new Jake Paul documentary on Netflix. Or is it Logan Paul? I think it's Jake. *Doomscrolling!! More details on the Lizzo lawsuit. We're trying to understand the latest Trump indictment and it's going about as well as you'd expect. AMC had its biggest week ever! They've been in business for over 100 years and it took Barbenheimer to put them in the black. A Georgia woman was busted in the Bahamas for trying to pay her boyfriend to kill her husband because?......she didn't know a hitman. *Who is your favorite tv family of all time? American's top choice made no sense to me. *Thank for listening to the podcast! Please leave a review, tell a friend, and check out our links below. Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.lazlo.church www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo  

I thought Lizzo was supposed to be a woke icon. What's with these allegations of her acting like the three of us at a strip club? *You know things are bad when the top three Billboard songs are all crappy country songs. This is the first time that's ever happened. *Girls are now using "the Barbie test" on first dates. Speaking of Barbie, are a few dudes allowed to sit around and give our thoughts on the movie? *Doomscrolling!! Is this zoo in China just dressing up people in bear suits and putting them on display? Lori Vallow says her kids are fine. She's talks to them beyond the grave all the time. She seems like a handful. *The NFL is expanding its rules to allow more punishments for players who misbehave. This whole thing is a mess and Lazlo has thoughts. *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please tell a friend and a few strangers about the show. We'd also really appreciate if you left us a review. Remember to join us on twitch every weekday afternoon as we record the podcast live with your help. Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!!!   www.lazlo.church www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo 

We're back! Our first summer vacation of the year is over and now it's time to really button down and get serious about this podcast and the work that awaits us. *Lazlo says his family road trip was awesome and he's super jealous of the stadium in Minneapolis. Pee Wee Herman is dead at 70. *An Ohio woman was arrested at a water park after causing a scene and calling someone's child a "fat ass". Did your parents ever yell at other kids? *What would your life be like if you'd ended up with the person you lost your virginity to? Be honest, the thought has crossed your mind before. *Doomscrolling!! Bronny James is doing better after suffering cardiac arrest. Joe Biden welcomes grandchild number 7! The wife of the Gilgo Beach Murderer would really appreciate it if you'd stop harassing her. Trump shows no signs of slowing down even as legal troubles mount. Who calls the cops on the ice cream van just for doing its job? A realtor was fined $20k for taking a swig of milk out of a homeowner's fridge. Aliens are real, they've visited earth, and we've saved their dead bodies. *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please remember to check out our links below, recommend us to a friend, and leave a review. Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.-Everybody Wang Chung!!!

We've got an awesome guest this week. Joanna Schwartz is a professor of law at UCLA and the author of "Shielded: How the Police Became Untouchable". Just how hard is it to hold the police accountable when they violate your constitutional rights? First, you're going to have to find a lawyer, and that might not be as easy as you'd think. Second, you'll have to beat the odds by getting a court to hear your case. Finally, if you are successful and a judge does decide that you're owed a nice big check, where does that money come from? You think you know what qualified immunity is, but specifics are hard to believe. Joanna Schwartz ended up being one of my favorite guests we've ever interviewed and certainly one of the smartest. Her new book is fascinating, and you can pick up a copy here. Amazon.com: Shielded: How the Police Became Untouchable: 9780593299364: Schwartz, Joanna: Books Hope you enjoy this week's show. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and check out our links below.  Thanks to our friends at Mitra 9 for sponsoring T&P! Lazlo is mixing up a GoPak right now and Slim just cracked a Dragon Fruit seltzer. The new M9 shots are available now and they are amazing! I take one before bed every night. Head over to www.mitra-9.com to stock up and be sure to use the promo code PROBLEMATIC for a nice discount.    www.lazlo.church www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo  

How did our ancestors survive without air conditioning? How do people in Phoenix survive with air conditioning? *What did celebrities buy with their first big royalty check? *Grae Drake is on the show! She's seen Barbie and Oppenheimer and says they're both great but it's pretty obvious which was her favorite. *Doomscrolling! Travis King's family speaks out about their loved one's decision to run to North Korea. The police and the public don't seem to believe Carlee Russell's story, but what was her motivation for doing all of this? Someone won the billion-dollar Powerball in LA. A woman and her daughter were awarded some serious cash after suffering a burn from a hot chicken nugget. Afro Man speaks out about the police raid on his home and the lawsuits that followed. *We can't take it anymore! We're on vacation! Have a great week and we'll see you on the 31st. A new episode of our weekly podcast Toxic and Problematic will be available Saturday morning. Check out our website for all our links and keep in touch with us over the break. Have a great weekend! -Everybody Wang Chung!!   www.lazlo.church www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo 

Lazlo had the perfect family vacation planned for next week and the kids were excited about seeing Walley World but plans change. What would be a good impromptu spot to take the family for a few days? Twin Cities it is! *People are really worked up about this Jason Aldean song. I guess he doesn't want us visiting any small towns. I'm good with that. *Charles Barkley is a national treasure. Don't forget to buycott some Bud Light on your way home. *Doomscrolling! Are the cops about to solve Tupac's murder? We have to talk about this Carlee Russell story. She's the Alabama woman who disappeared after she said she saw a toddler walking alongside the interstate and pulled over to check on the kid. Trump may be facing more federal charges. Illinois becomes the first state to eliminate cash bail. *Several former Northwestern football players have accused the school of being complicit about extreme hazing. Is hazing ever okay? Where do we draw the line? *Thanks for listening to the podcast! Please leave a review, tell a friend, and check out our links below. Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow!-Everybody Wang Chung!!www.lazlo.churchwww.twitch.tv/churchoflazlowww.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo

It's time to dismantle the system that requires we be on time for work! When will "time blindness" get the awareness it deserves? *These poor Gen Z kids. They'll never get to experience the perfect childhood that was only afforded to 80s and 90s kids. *Doomscrolling! One BILLION dollars! A real life Cast Away guy was rescued after being stranded at sea with his dog for three months. A 10-year-old was thrown from a carnival ride in Illinois. An American soldier apparently walked into North Korea because he wanted a taste of the good life. Taylor Swift is breaking all kinds of records, but all Slimfast wants to discuss is her legs. *We've received a new list of best-of request on our subreddit (www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo) We go through the list and take a trip down memory lane. *Thanks for listening to the podcast! Please leave a review and tell a friend or two. Check out all of our links below and join us every weekday afternoon on twitch. Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow! -Everybody Wang Chung!!!   www.lazlo.church www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo www.mitra-9.com (promo code "PROBLEMATIC") 

How can three guys in three different places all have their air conditioners break at the same time? *Did you watch Quarterback on Netflix this weekend? Man oh man, how excited were you to get a glimpse of Marcus Mariota's life behind the scenes? *Police want you to be on the lookout for a new scam that tricks people into robbing banks. Seriously. *Doomscrolling! The Long Island Serial Killer has been apprehended (and I guess we're not calling him that anymore). Messi is finally here, with us! The escaped Pennsylvania prisoner who police described as a survivalist has finally been captured. The man behind "the dress that broke the internet" has been accused of trying to kill his wife. A police commissioner in Detroit was caught with a sex worker in his car at 7 in the morning. *Seeing as how everyone is talking about PowerBall and MegaMillions, Snowcone put together a little segment for the show. Let's take a look back at some of the worst lottery curses. *That's a wrap! Thanks for listening to the show. Please tell a friend or stranger, leave a review, and check out our links below. Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!! www.lazlo.church www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo

Mahomes is just the best, right?