Lazlo loves to reminisce about the good old days before women's reproductive healthcare became such a polarizing issue. *Why are men so confident in their ability to judge another man's character after a brief introduction? Are men actually good judges of character or is this yet another example of guys being overly confident in their abilities? *Jonah Hill's ex released screenshots of old text conversations between her and the Oscar-nominated star. Do these texts prove that Jonah is a bad guy? At the very least, can we agree that you should never publicize private conversations? Grow up! *Doomscrolling! Ozempic may be linked to suicidal thoughts be we're skeptical. Larry Nassar was stabbed multiple times in prison. Sarah Silverman is suing ChatGPT and other AI companies for stealing her work. *Another hazing scandal rocks another school and gets another rich guy fired. *If only Slim had listened to Lazlo yesterday and bet on the homerun derby, he could have lost more money. *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and check out all of our links below. Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow! -Everybody Wang Chung!!   www.lazlo.church www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo

Slimfast saw a dead dog from his childhood this weekend, all because he refuses to hire professional lawn guys (you'll just have to listen). Remember Chiefsaholic? The guy who allegedly knocked off those banks and then went on the lam? Well, they finally caught him. *Another ring doorbell video has gone viral. This one shows a 12-year-old boy going door to door trying to make friends. Well Kid, friends are hard to come by. Besides, wouldn't you rather have a nice big GoFundMe campaign? *Doomscrolling! Experts are warning people not to participate in the latest Tik Tok challenge which involves people jumping out of speeding boats and breaking their necks. Remember that time Snowcone almost died from a massive head injury sustained while boating? Yeah, let's talk about that for awhile. The news can wait. *Megan Rapinoe announced her plans to retire. Chuck Schumer wants parents to be made aware of these fancy new soda-pops called "energy drinks". They're full of something called caffeine! Well, I don't know about you, but I've heard enough and now I'm panicked. *Matthew McConaughey's son turned 15 this weekend which means his parents are finally letting him get his own MySpace page! *Thanks for listening to the podcast! Please leave a review, tell a friend, and check out our links below. Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow! -Everybody Wang Chung!!!   www.lazlo.church www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo  www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo  www.mitra-9.com 

Nothing says "we're hip" like discussing the cheapest way to buy reading glasses and complaining about young people wearing AirPods. *Slimfast teaches Lazlo how to dye his beard. Did you ever go to one of those narcotic swap meets disguised as a music festival? *Finally! It's time to discuss the most misogynistic songs in Rock history. *Doomscrolling!! Happy Threads Day! Slimfast has an update on that missing teen we talked about yesterday and it it's a crazy story. *One restaurant has started giving discounts to skinny people and they've come up with an interesting way of doing it. *Thanks for listening to the podcast! Please tell a friend, leave a review, and remember to check out all of our links below. Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!!!   www.lazlo.church www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo

Hope you had a good 4th. Did you take the family to see any fireworks? Drone displays? Grass fires? *If Lazlo says it, it must be true. Shohei Ohtani is the greatest baseball player of all time. Now, how do we pool our money so that we can try to get him to play here? *Brittany Mahomes doesn't have to be your favorite person in the world but could we at least stop criticizing her every single move? *Doomscrolling!! Threads is only a day away! Over the weekend, Twitter told some users to get a life. Snowcone recaps his recent trip to DC and tour of the White House. *A teen went missing 8 years ago while walking his dogs. He's been found but there's more to this story than the media is telling us. *Thanks for listening to the podcast! Please remember to join our twitch and check out our website. Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow! -Everybody Wang Chung!!!   www.lazlo.church www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo

Chaz Clough has been training soldiers in Ukraine since the first weeks of the war. He's an American, a former member of the US Navy, and an all-around badass. Chaz explains why he chose to go to Ukraine and what it's like on the ground. Hope you enjoy the show!    www.lazlo.church www.mitra-9.com  

The NFL has punished more players for sports betting. Is it only a matter of time before the NFL faces a major scandal? *Speaking of the NFL, Kelce says a lot of players smoke weed. Why are we still arguing about weed in 2023? *The latest list of America's favorite fast-food restaurants is pretty surprising. *Doomscrolling!! The Supreme Court has made a controversial decision about college admissions. Madonna had a serious health scare over the weekend. More American cities are looking for alternatives to fireworks displays for the 4th. *Fallout Boy Didn't Start the Fire. *Some YouTube celebrity woman posted a weird apology video with a ukulele. We figured this would be a good opprotunity for Slimfast to do a weird apology song too. *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please remember to join us on twitch at www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo and check out all of our links below. Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow! -Everybody Wang Chung!!!   www.lazlo.church www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo  

You get $10,000 dollars for every day that you can go without doing "the deed". It's like The Contest except there's a lot more money involved. How long can you hold out? *Why are women saying TJ Maxx and Target cause their bowels to move? We're trying our hardest to understand but we just can't relate. *Unemployed men would rather have unemployed partners than have the woman be the sole breadwinner. Not us! Get that money, girl! *Rina Sawayama is sick and tired of Matty's microaggressions. *Doomscrolling!! Former NFL quarterback Ryan Mallett died in a tragic drowning accident at 35. Did Epstein kill himself? Malaria is now in the states. Recordings of Trump allegedly discussing classified documents have been released. A man was shot and killed over a disagreement about a movie theater seat. *Why do so many men think they can land a plane in an emergency with no previous training? Is it because they can? Hopefully we won't have to find out anytime soon. *Slimfast is a sexist jerk. *Thanks for flying with The Church of Lazlo! Please leave a review and tell a few friends. We'd love to have you join our twitch channel. You don't need to know anything about twitch to join. Just go to www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow!-Everybody Wang Chung!!!www.lazlo.churchwww.twitch.tv/churchoflazlowww.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo

How about that big meeting this morning? There's nothing better than fighting with your bosses in front of all your coworkers. *Things aren't looking so good for the Titan sub. There have been reports of noises but do we really think this thing is still intact somewhere? *We all know that Gen Z loves Tik Tok which means they don't have much of an attention span and don't like to watch long movies and shows on tv. But they still like live sports, don't they? *Doomscrolling!! Bryan Kohberger's DNA matches the DNA found at the crime scene. The search continues for the Titan sub and new reports are coming out about the quality of the submersible being subpar. A restaurant in California hired a fake priest hoping to convince employees to confess their workplace sins. Move over Clarence Thomas, it looks like Samuel Alito also enjoyed taking gifts from rich GOP donors. Luke Combs vs Tracy Chapman. Lazlo explains why the 90s hit Fast Cars is so instrumental in his daily decision making. *AI is growing up right in front of our eyes. Only yesterday, it was taking its first steps and now it's predicting hit songs with almost 100% accuracy. *That's a wrap! Thanks for listening to the podcast and please remember to check out our links below. Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow! -Everybody Wang Chung!!!   www.lazlo.church   www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo    www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo

Lazlo almost won $8k on a baseball game. Would you rather win $8k or see your favorite team win it all? *Everyone is talking about this missing submarine. The submersible was carrying five people to tour the Titanic wreckage when it lost contact. Is it possible that the passengers are still alive and what is the most likely explanation for what went wrong? *If airlines established a stricter dress code for passengers, would it reduce the number of incidents we're seeing that involve unruly passengers? *Doomscrolling!! Move over Bud Light, conservatives have a new brand in their crosshairs. Biden is meeting with tech experts to get their thoughts and warnings about A.I. Trump is offering a new excuse for why he didn't turn over those docs. Someone from the area has been sending letters containing a mysterious white powder to people like Donald Trump, Clarence Thomas, and Kris Kobach. Bebe Rexe wants you to know that she's good. The first A.I. dj on the radio was enthusiastically introduced on-air by a DJ who will likely be replaced by the new technology. Andrew Tate has been indicted in Romania. New video has surfaced of Conor McGregor speaking with his accuser moments after he allegedly assaulted her. *Thanks for listening to the podcast! Remember, you can join us live every weekday afternoon at www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!!!www.lazlo.churchwww.twitch.tv/churchoflazlowww.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo 

Is it more stressful being a kid in trouble or being the parent when your kid does something stupid? Lazlo will never forget the time his parents found his porn stash but it's tough to say who felt more uncomfortable in that position.  *Remember when kids smoked cigarettes? *The CDC released a report about depression in America. It turns out that where you live and how much money you have can impact your happiness. Shocking stuff. *Doomscrolling!! The 2024 presidential campaign is unfortunately underway. The DOJ says that cops in Minneapolis might be a little racist a little quick to use force. Shocking stuff. A black bear attacked and killed a man in Arizona....in the morning!! Houston rapper Big Pokey died on stage this weekend at 48. We should all probably get our hearts checked. Kourtney Kardashian is having Travis Scott's baby!! *We've gone on too long. It's time to make a few sports bets and get the hell out of here. Thanks for listening and please remember to visit our website and join us on twitch. Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow!!-Everybody Wang Chung!!!www.lazlo.churchwww.twitch.tv/churchoflazlowww.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo

To have kids or to not have kids? That is the question. Some take to it naturally though and we can't imagine Lazlo not being a dad. *Contrary to some misleading posts on our subreddit, (www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo) War Mahine is not out of prison. Slimfast is safe, for now. *A couple of days ago, we argued that being 90% more attractive would be more beneficial than being 30% more smart. Now we have evidence to back up our decisions. *Doomscrolling!! The former Marine who choked a homeless man to death on a NY subway has been indicted by a grand jury. Biden is sick and tired of hidden junk fees. Teens are falling victim to "sextortion" scams on social media and the consequences can be devastating. Jurors award a white former-Starbucks manager $25 million for racial discrimination. Bud Light has officially been dethroned because of a bunch of cancel culture snowflakes. *The ultimate hypothetical debate! You're in an arena with 50 Hawks, 10 Crocodiles, 3 Brown Bears, 15 Wolves, 1 Hunter w/Rifle, 7 Buffalo, 10,000 Rats, 5 Gorillas, 4 Lions. Pick 2 to defend you while the others attack you. Your goal is to survive one hour. *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please check out our links below. Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow! -Everybody Wang Chung!!!   www.lazlo.church www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo 

Why are people mad at Garth Brooks? *Did The Idol on HBO Max have the worst sex scene ever shown on TV? We need Lazlo to go home and closely analyze the scene in question. *It's our semi-monthly discussion about all of our favorite shows on TV. Did we miss anything? *Doomscrolling!! Trump was in court today and Snowcone helps us break down the indictment. Pat Sajak is retiring from Wheel of Fortune. Treat Williams died in a motorcycle accident at 71. Denver beat Miami and are finally world champs. Is Tom Brady coming out of retirement? *How do we start a COL ghost kitchen? Anyone wanna help us with that? *What are the sexiest and least sexy jobs according to men and women? *Does Snowcone sound like the perfect boyfriend or more like a healthy side of broccoli? *That's a wrap! Thanks for listening to the podcast. Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.-Everybody Wang Chung!!!www.lazlo.churchwww.twitch.tv/churchoflazlowww.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo

Hope you had a great weekend. Did anybody else catch Snowone's big interview? *Anybody else have a stack of home videos sitting in a closet somewhere that haven't been watched in years? Did anyone's parents or grandparents leave behind home video on tape reels? *What age were your kids when you thought they were the most fun and you had the most fun being a parent? Spencer is worried that his 5 year-old son's funnest days are about to be behind him. *Would you rather be 30% smarter or 90% better looking? Which decision would make your life better and more successful? *Doomscrolling!! The Unabomber died this weekend which is weird because we all thought he died years ago. An American musician has been arrested in Russia on drug charges. The Biden administration has accused China of spying on America from a base in Cuba. The Netflix password-sharing crackdown has turned out to be a victory for Netflix. Vegas residents call 911 to report tall aliens walking around their backyard and we now have audio and possibly video from the night of the incident. Trump says his indictment over the mishandling of classified documents is a witch hunt and asks supporters for money. Connor McGregor sent the Miami Heat mascot to the hospital after a half-time show gone wrong. The missing mother of two from Minnesota has been found dead after a two month search and her ex boyfriend has been arrested. *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please remember to leave a review, tell a friend, and check out all of our links below. We would love to have you be a part of the show every weekday afternoon on our twitch channel. Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!!!

Love and heartbreak, heartbreak and love. Does it ever get easier? Why do some people cry and listen to Death Cab while others kick the wall and insist they're fine? It might have something to do with your attachment style. What the hell's an attachment style you as ask? Allow us to clumsily explain. This week's episode is all about love and the pain that comes with losing it.    Donate Here www.lazlo.church www.mitra-9.com  

Lazlo salutes The Iron Sheik who just passed away at 81. *Wondering if a certain relationship is worth your time? Try taking the "Two Beers & A Puppy Test". *Does Lazlo trust Snowcone enough to leave one of his kids with him for the weekend? We might need to give Snowcone a minute to cool down. *Look who just stopped by! It's our old friend Danny Parkins!!! This is the first time we've seen Danny since he left us all those years ago to go do radio in his hometown of Chicago. We've got some catching up to do. *What does it mean to "deal" with the death of a loved one? *Doomscrolling!! Dickhead Pence has officially entered the race. Does he see a path to victory or is he just trying to sell books? This PGA and LIV Golf merger has been a huge story and we're lucky to have Danny Parkins here to break the whole thing down. Another day, another shooting, this time at a graduation. *Supposedly there can be downsides to smoking weed all day, every day, for your entire adult life. That doesn't sound right to me. *Pete Davidson is waging a war against PETA after being critizied for buying a new dog instead of adopting. *That's a wrap! Thanks to Danny Parkins for hanging out with us today. Please remember to review the podcast and tell a friend or two. We'd also love to have you come hang out with us on our twitch channel and be part of the show. Links below. Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!!!   www.lazlo.church www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo  

The damn Lazlo bump strikes again

Lazlo was running a little late today but he had a great excuse. We talked about the worst cover songs in rock history before eventually getting to the news. Remember to come hang out with us every weekday afternoon on our twitch channel www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow!-Everybody Wang Chung!!!www.lazlo.churchwww.twitch.tv/churchoflazlowww.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo

One more thing....Apple announces their fancy new VR goggles and they aren't cheap. Will Apple have better luck than Meta? Let's take a look back at the history of Apple products and try to decide whether or not they are due for a flop. *Diarrhea Planet and other great/terrible names in Rock & Roll history. *Speaking of band names, everyone on Tik Tok is talking about "vascular reactions" and how to keep them hidden. *Doomscrolling!! California is not happy with Meatball Ron. Fighter jets were scrambled this weekend when a Cessna went off course and crashed into the woods. The bar from Cheers (like the actual wood bar from the set) was auctioned off this weekend. A South Carolina youth pastor was caught filming girls in the bathroom. A pediatrician has been accused of trying to hire a hitman to kill her ex but it turns out she didn't know a hitman. *What happens if you walk into a bank, shout that you're robbing the place, and then say you're just kidding? *A "nano-influence" jumped into the alligator pit at Busch Gardens. *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please tell a friend and remember to check out all our links below. Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow!-Everybody Wang Chung!!!

I promise this will (probably) be the last day we discuss The Curious Case of Natalia Grace. *School's out for summer! We look back on some of our favorite summertime memories and discuss what it takes to get us out of the house at our age. *Is Kansas City going to get an NHL team? If so, Lazlo has the perfect team name. *Doomscrolling!!! There's supposedly a new recording of Trump that the media is dying to hear. Danny Masterson's second trial ends with a guilty verdict. Amazon paid about $30 million in settlements for alleged privacy violations. I guess Mike Pence is seriously going to run for president. A group of teens in New York were arrested for killing a prized swan and eating it. *Happy Dinosaur Day! Do dinosaurs still exist? *Thanks for listening to the podcast! Please tell a friend and remember to join us on twitch and check out our other links below.  -Everybody Wang Chung!!    www.lazlo.church www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo

The Curious Case of Natalia Grace. Slimfast is over the moon with excitement because everyone is caught up on his current favorite Discovery Channel docu-series. *Since when did we start playing games again on this show? Snowcone says he's working on a game that will be a lot of fun but it's not ready yet. Until then, Slimfast presents The Florida Headline Game. *Lazlo came across a guy looking for parenting advise on Reddit and now he's all worked up. What would you do if you discovered that your teenage son was possibly cheating on his girlfriend? *Doomscrolling!! Slimfast's fear of rogue packs of teens has been validated. Meatball Ron is on the move! Skynet could end humanity but you already knew that. *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please visit our website, come hang out with us every day on twitch, and leave a review. Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!!   www.lazlo.church www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo  www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo