We're here! In past years, we probably would have started our Christmas break already but we don't feel like taking all that time off this year. JK, we forgot to coordinate with our boss and ask for time off. Let's see if Chat GTP can help get us out of this jam. *Lazlo, The Garage-Sale Connoisseur! *Matthew Perry died from acute ketamine intoxication. This "California Sober" thing seems to leave a lot of wiggle room. *If you're flying for the holidays, keep your fingers crossed that things go more smoothly this year than last. *Don't drink and drive. You might end up running over The President. *We need to find someone to take Spencer out for his birthday tomorrow. Lazlo can't believe he still won't be 40. *Our boss responded to our AI email with an AI email of his own. Does this mean we're on vacation? Stay tuned....   -Everybody Wang Chung!!!   www.lazlo.church   www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo   www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo  

Snowcone's son had his Christmas pageant last night, so Snowcone is pretty hungover today.  *Lazlo and Slimfast (and their parents) dealt with a lot of prank phone calls from school bullies back in the day. *Of all the lists, this is the one! PornHub's 2023 Year In Results are here! *Israel refuses to pause the fighting in Gaza. Putin refuses to stop killing Ukrainians until he gets what he wants. Tesla has recalled almost every one of their vehicles on the road. After a years-long study, we still don't know if social media is safe for your kids. Draymond Green has been suspended indefinitely. Another fertility doctor has been accused of using his own seed. *With the 2023 PornHub list out of the way, it's time for the 2024 Fetish of the Year (and a few honorable mentions). *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please take a second to leave a review and remember to join us every weekday at 2pm central at www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.   -Everybody Wang Chung!!!   www.lazlo.church   www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo   www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo   

Lazlo's mom is in town and they've been watching some wild stuff together on network television. *This week's NFL Power Rankings are in and the Chiefs are still in the top ten. *Google's search trends for 2023 are in. Sure, we'd rather be sharing PornHub's 2023 trends but those don't come out until later this week. *Will Trump be immune from prosecution during his presidency? Ukraine would like us to not forget about them. Jennifer Anniston says she spoke to Matthew Perry hours before his death. Shohei's contract terms are wild. Alex Jones is back on X. *A woman on Tik Tok claims that she turned down a $200k offer for one of her Dobermann puppies. Would you sell your dog for $200k? What about your kid? *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please take a second to leave a review and remember to join us each weekday at 2pm central at www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.   -Everybody Wang Chung!!!   www.lazlo.church   www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo   www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo   

Tough weekend for Chiefs fans but we'll survive. Who was Mahomes yelling at on the sidelines at the end of the game? Different people say different things but Snowcone's done his research. *Slimfast was in Dad Mode this weekend. He said they had a great time, but that being the fun adult is expensive. *Shohei Ohtani is finally going to make more money than Lazlo. *A man in New York won $10 million on a scratch-off ticket, after doing the same thing last year. A $44 million lottery ticket in Florida in expiring after the winner never came forward. The Texas Supreme Court reversed a lower court's decision to allow a woman to have a life-saving abortion. Some people are calling for the president of Harvard to step down after remarks made about Israel during congressional testimony. Trump's lead in Iowa appears to be growing. Dogs don't live long enough and science wants to do something about it. *What is a 'parenting expert' and why are they always such buzzkills? *Thanks for listening to the podcast! Please leave a review and remember to join us weekdays at 2pm central on twitch. (www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo) Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.   -Everybody Wang Chung!!!   www.lazlo.church   www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo   www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo     

Why do we lose stuff all the time? Literally, every single day of my life has been cut short as I waste time looking for lost remote controls. *The finale of the that Squid Game reality show was last night. Lazlo and Spencer watched it which means we're actually talking about non-sports shows in a timely manner. *Another day in December, another end-of-year list! IMDb released the top movies, shows, and stars of 2023. *Doomscrolling! The shooter at UNLV didn't fit the typical profile. The republican debate was last night, and it was as bad as you'd expect. New Mexico is suing Meta because they claim Facebook doesn't do enough to fight child trafficking. The devil's being honored in the Iowa state capitol. *A woman discovers her boyfriend's kink by accident. *If you're a guy and you live long enough, your prostate will eventually hurt. It'll also kill ya. *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and remember to join us weekdays at 2p central on twitch! Click the link now to follow us.  (www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo) Come chat with us afterhours on our subreddit (links below). Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.   -Everybody Wang Chung!!!   www.lazlo.church   www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo   www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo 

I love December! This is the time of year when we start getting all the year-end lists! The most searched things on Wikipedia in 2023. I don't remember ever getting a Wikipedia list before! *The average cost of a concert ticket in 2023 was about $250. There's not a person walking this earth that I'd pay $250 to see from 100 yards away. *NFL owners from worst to best. Any guesses who's at the top and the bottom? *Doomscrolling! Two shooting sprees are currently making headlines. Norman Lear died at 101. Time's Person of the Year has been crowned. Trump says he only wants to be a dictator for a little while. Gabby Petito's parents have alleged that Brian Laundrie's parents knew Gabby was dead before police. An Ohio Karen has been sentenced to work fast food for 60 days. The NCAA just announced a new plan to pay student athletes. *Was Mel Gibson canceled? Slim says he got off easy. Lazlo says he's been as good as canceled for 20 years. *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please take a second to leave a review and remember to join us each weekday at 2pm central on twitch! www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo If you have thoughts, concerns, or just want to chat, subscribe to our subreddit. Links below. Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.   -Everybody Wang Chung!!!   www.lazlo.church   www.twithc.tv/churchoflazlo   www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo 

Lazlo shares his thoughts on the new Max series Love Has Won. Slimfast says he couldn't see himself joining this particular cult, but Lazlo thinks he would have been all in back in his younger days. *Aaron Rodgers is upset with the Jets and defends Zach Wilson. It looks like Aaron will most likely not play this year. *Do people still exchange numbers or do they just ask for social media info? Fellas, no matter how pretty she is, don't hand your phone over to girls at the bar. *Doomscrolling! More streaming services are considering working together to offer discounted bundles. A house in Virginia exploded to pieces while police tried executing a search warrant. The Time Athlete of the Year has been revealed. Michael Oher just got blindsided by the Tuohy family's attorneys. Tyler Goodwyn from S-Town was killed during a police standoff. *Just like cheese, some albums get better with age. *Snowcone's sister is a clothing designer to the stars. Seriously. *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review and join us weekdays at 2pm central on twitch (www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo) Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.    -Everybody Wang Chung!!!   www.lazlo.church   www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo   www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo  

Have you ever purchased a tube of "fexting" at a truck-stop gas station? Lazlo thinks that truck-stops are safe spaces for truckers and should not be patronized by dads driving a mid-sized Lincoln crossover. *Lazlo watches mor college football than you and he can prove it. Slimfast is still trying to understand how the bowl games are decided. *Slimfast thinks Chiefs fans need to chill. Lazlo would like to remind you that Andy Reid is well aware of the team's shortcomings and doesn't need you to tweet him suggestions. *Doomscrolling!! Time's Person of the Year nominees are here. What's the deal with Canada? Meatball Ron spent the weekend trying to bribe Iowa voters. Liz Cheney doesn't think you should vote for Trump. Butt cheeks winning football games. Resource officers being dicks. *It doesn't matter how long it's been out, there are certain movies you're never allowed to spoil. *December and January are big months for streaming new shows. Are any of them worth watching? *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please take a second to leave us a review. We'd love to see you on twitch tomorrow! 2pm central www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Join the afterhours conversation on our subreddit www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow!   -Everybody Wang Chung!!!   www.lazlo.church   www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo   www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo 

Let's take a moment to clarify some things about yesterday's discussion regarding the Chiefs fan in a headdress. *Is this the best team Michigan football has ever put on the field? All of Lazlo's teams are having great seasons. *Power Rankings for Week 13. Plus, the best and worst head coaches in the league. *Doomscrolling!! Arizona Cardinals fans picked up a hitchhiking linebacker and took him to the game. Another day, another mysterious respiratory outbreak in China. The Koch Brothers have endorsed Nikki Haley. A missing Michigan man's body was found trapped in the vents at a community college, but the police don't believe there's any reason to suspect foul play. Most people online are jerks; fortunately, some of the nice people online are oral surgeons. *Anna Indiana, the world's first AI generated pop star is here. AI created the melodies, writes and sings the lyrice, and even generated video of itself. Would you be less likely to enjoy a song if you knew it wasn't a real person? *Thanks for listening! Please leave us review, it really helps us a lot. If you haven't been joining us on twitch, please take a second now to follow us, so you'll know when we're live. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.   -Everybody Wang Chung!!!   www.lazlo.church   www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo   www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo 

Lazlo isn't angry at Slim for brining donuts. He's angry at Slim for talking about donuts. *People love to talk about "last meals" but who the hell would have an appetite when they know their headed to the gas chamber? *Doomscrolling!! A young Chiefs fan at the game in Vegas was photographed wearing face paint and now the internet is choosing sides. A 12-year-old lead police on a chase in a massive piece of construction equipment for over an hour. Meta has been accused of collecting information about your underage children. Students at a high school in New York "rioted" after learning that one of their teachers is a supporter of Isael. Now the teacher fears for her safety. *A woman in Atlanta accidentally tipped over $7k at Subway and getting her money back has not been easy. *BDSM: Ever tried it? Are you interested? Research shows that you probably know more kinky people than you thought. *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave us a review and remember to join us on twitch every weekday. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.   -Everybody Wang Chung!!!   www.lazlo.church   www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo   www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo 

Lazlo is back from the Michigan game! He's a proud Michigander and it's been quite a month for his team. Mizzou and KU won too! Now's a great time to start watching college football. *Americans spent a record setting $8 billion on Black Friday. Today's Cyber Monday. Did you get anything good? *The Chiefs won! Are they starting to figure out their receiver problems? *Doomscrolling!! A 15-year-old saved a toddler with CPR skills she'd learned at school. Again, we all need to learn how to do CPR. Derek Chauvin was stabbed in prison but he's expected to survive. American prisons are really something. The guy who designs Kelce's shirts is having quite a year. *You may have heard that they're making another Ghostbusters movie but there's a ton of sequels on the way that you might not know about. *Hall and Oates are not getting along and court battles are on the horizon. *Silver Dollar City does Christmas stuff?? Let's rent a VRBO and take the whole gang! *Thanks for listening to the podcast! Please tell a friend, leave a review, and remember to join us each weekday on twitch www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.   -Everybody Wang Chung!!!   www.lazlo.church   www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo   www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo 

*Lazlo's son drove away from the house alone today for the first time.  Does the pride outweigh the fear?   *Snowcone and the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad time trying to find a doctor.    *Most sequels are let downs but some of them are so bad, they ruin the entire franchise. Joe Dirt 2: Beautiful Loser, now that was a sequel!   *Doomscrolling!! China's holding these pandas over our heads like we give a damn! Plus, kids killing kids, kids killing teachers, and boats killing old ladies.   *Lazlo fails to find the humor in Slim's mom's plumbing problem.    *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review and remember to join us tomorrow on twitch for our last show before Thanksgiving break. Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.  -Everybody Wang Chung!!!   www.lazlo.church   www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo   www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo      

*Snowcone's stuffed animal goes into hiding.  *What's with this rumor that Will Smith got murdered? *NFL Power Rankings Week 11. Look at Lazlo's Lions! *Doomscrolling!! Who needs pay-per-view when you've got CNBC? Plus, manslaughter on the ice, red cup revolt, and republicans hate it when people vote for stuff they don't like. *Until we can come up with a better system, can we just get rid of the DMV for now? *Greatest Thanksgiving movies of all time. Eli Roth would like a word. *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Leave a review, tell a friend, and remember to check out our links below. Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!!!   www.lazlo.church   www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo   www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo  

*Lazlo tried to tell you but you wouldn't listen. Josh Allen ain't got it. What is "it"? Can you feel it, see it, hear it today? If you can't then it doesn't matter anyway!  *Great Albums from Bad Bands. We'd argue that some of these albums aren't great and some of these bands aren't bad, but we get what they're going for.  *Doomscrolling!! Biden's granddaughter, Pelosi's husband, Trump's minions, a racist's shirt, and a gospel singer's entitlement.  *Dating rules are for people under 50. Once you hit 50, the rules and standards go out the window.  *How are Battleship and TMNT toys not in the Toy Hall of Fame? Who voted no?  *Thanks for listening to the podcat! Please tell a friend, leave us a review, check out all our links below, and join us each weekday on twitch. Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!!!   www.lazlo.church   www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo   www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo  

Harbaugh was wrong about chickens. Turns out they're not a nervous bird and they actually make great companions. *The Tesla CyberTruck is finally here but you have to promise not to sell it for at least a year. *What's the strangest house rule you ever encountered growing up? I was once told that my parents would have to pay the family back if I ever ate any of their Handi-Snacks. I grabbed a Handi-Snack in the middle of the night, went home in the morning, and never talked to that kid again. I think he's wealthy now. He has those fake teeth things. You know the ones? It looks like a mouth guard with teeth. *Doomscrolling!! Taylor Swift and Travis Kelve are in love, and I don't know if my heart can take it. Christmas tree lots are closed all over the country due to a tree shortage. Be careful tweeting complaints at airlines. *The Q'Anon Shaman is running for congress as a libertarian. *Amazon wants to fix healthcare in America. *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please join us on twitch every weekday while we record the show. All of our links are listed below. Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.   -Everybody Wang Chung!!!   www.lazlo.church   www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo   www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo  

Americans spend a lot of time watching shows on streaming services. Turns out, you could probably have another full-time job, if you worked instead of binge watching The Office again. *There are a lot of jobs that sound like fun, but are they? Is it possible that there's no such thing as a dream job? *Doomscrolling!! The republican debate was last night, and it was more fun than the last ten WrestleMania's combined. Is WrestleMania still a thing? (I'm not a wrestling guy) SAG-AFTRA struck a deal! Our shows should be coming back soon! Does Mark Zuckerberg think your daughters are ugly without filters? We've got a new weight loss drug and this is supposed to be even cooler than the last ones! Biden spoke to the UAW and Slim decides it's worth a listen. *Sophie Turner is looking for love. Could we hook her up with Spencer? *The 25 worst cover songs of all time. Some of 'em ain't so bad. *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us next time on twitch. Links below. Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow!   -Everybody Wang Chung!!!   www.lazlo.church www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo 

Lazlo watched Get Gotti on Netflix which means we can finally discuss! Would you rather be one of the cops sneaking into Gotti's club to bug the phones, or a member of the Gambino crime family? I don't think I'm cut out for either. *Whoa! Total coincidence that we start talking about Gotti and then see news about 16 Gambino family associates being arrested in New York. *The Sexiest Man of the Year has been crowned. Did you know there's only been one Sexiest Woman crowned by People? Any guesses who it was? *I hate it when everyone starts laughing about an inside joke and I'm on the outside. I want to laugh. I want to know what's so funny. Come on guys!! *Doomscrolling!! Ivanka Trump took the stand today and she seems to be experiencing some issues with her memory. Updates on the war in the middle east. Barbra Streisand lives in a different world than us mere mortals. You wanna get censured, because that's exactly how you get censured. Would you rather be bit in the leg by a rattlesnake or in the face by an alligator? This story might change your mind. The OnlyFans teacher from Missouri says she made $1 million in six months. *Not everything about being poor sucked. At least we got to eat a lot of junk food for dinner. *Thanks for listening! Please leave a review and join us every weekday on twitch. Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.lazlo.church www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo

If you were part of our live discussion on reddit last night, we apologize. Slimfast is banned from making any future TV recommendations. *Don't forget to vote for Lazlo today! He's been studying up and he's ready to be the best trustee JCCC has ever seen! *Records are made to be broken, but some might be harder than others. Will anyone ever beat these NFL records? *Funerals, family gatherings, political rallies, and other places you shouldn't take someone on a first date. *Doomscrolling!! Senator Josh Hawley has asked the Biden administration to ban Tik Tok. Just when you thought Ozempic couldn't get any more popular... WeWork has filed for bankruptcy. Authorities in Massachusetts seized over 200lbs of drugs, including a bunch of heart-shaped fentanyl candies. A Connecticut man was busted growing over $8 million worth of mushrooms.  Elon has launched a new AI ChatBot. *The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductions happened over the weekend and Sheryl Crow is finally in! *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave us a review and remember to join us every weekday on twitch while we record the show. Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!!!www.lazlo.church www.twithc.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo

Lazlo is a champion! He coached his last game this weekend and couldn't have ended on a better note. Congrats to Lazlo, his son, and the entire team! Oh, the Chiefs also beat the Dolphins in Germany this weekend and Mizzou put up a good fight against Georgia. *Slimfast and his dad went to Promise Keepers one time when he was a kid. If you're not familiar with Promise Keepers, allow us to give you a quick rundown. *Mike Johnson is the new republican speaker of the house and he's in the news today because of the way he monitors his son's phone for inappropriate material. *Doomscrolling!! America is seriously divided over the war in Palestine. Obama weighed in on the debate this weekend but did he choose a side? An antique store in Florida had a human skull on display and possibly for sale until someone pointed out that it was real. Trump testified in court today and the judge was not pleased with his behavior. Russell Brand is facing new allegations from a Jane Doe who worked with him on the set of Arthur in 2010. *Do people really poop in line at Disney? *The Chicago Blackhawks are being sued by a former player who claims he was groomed and assaulted by a coach. *A NJ school janitor has been accused of putting bodily fluids in food and cooking utensils. *Thanks for listening to the podcast. We'll be live chatting on our subreddit tonight while we watch true crime on Max. Link below, join us! Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.-Everybody Wang Chung!!!www.lazlo.churchwww.twitch.tv/churchoflazlowww.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo

Yes, the guy in the back with his hand up. Did you have a question? No? Well, try to think of something because that's what we're doing this week.  That's right, we're going to the subreddit this week and answering as many of your questions as possible. We hope you enjoy these trips down memory lane and listening to Lazlo and Slim talk trash on each other. We'd love to see you on twitch next time www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo and if you've got questions or thoughts, hit us up on our subreddit www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo Have a great week! Thanks to www.mitra-9.com for making this show possible. Visit the site and use the promo code PROBLEMATIC. You'll get a nice discount and we'll get a nice pat on the back. 

Are we getting a Six Flags in KC? *Why the f**k am I being asked to tip the robot? *Tik Tok stole our idea!  *Does this milkshake taste like piss?  We missed you on twitch today. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo We don't really take calls anymore and we forgot the password to login to our text line, so twitch is now the best and only way to reach us when we're live.  Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review and tell a friend. Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!!   www.lazlo.church   www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo   www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo    

Happy Halloween!

After a cold and rainy weekend, the sun is finally out here. After that Chiefs loss, we need all the sunshine we can get. *Tomorrow's Halloween! Are your kids going out? Perhaps they're at an age where they're going to house parties. Man, I miss those days. *Have you ever had an affair with a coworker? Some professions are more likely to lead to infidelity than others. *Doomscrolling!! Trump's gagging again. The war is Israel is going underground. The UAW appears to have stuck deals with all of The Big Three! Why didn't the cops stop Robert Card when they had the chance? Matthew Perry passed away at 54. Trump still has a commanding lead among Republican candidates, but the media is feeling optimistic about Nikki Haley. *If your dad was a boomer, he was probably a lot less awkward than a millennial dad. *A first responder stopped at Chick-fil-A on the way to an emergency call about a woman experiencing chest pains. *Thanks for listening! I love you so much and I always will. Most people will never get to experience a love like ours and I don't thank you for that often enough. Hope to see you on twitch tomorrow while we record the show. (www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo) Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.   -Everybody Wang Chung!!!   www.lazlo.church   www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo   www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo 

On this week's show, we interview someone who's been affected by drugs since childhood and seen addiction from all sides. "DBJ" gives us a behind the scenes look at the drug game and his thoughts on stories behind the fentanyl deaths we see in the headlines. He describes a cycle of addiction and hopefully this interview will give you pause next time you consider partying with friends. We also hope this conversation will convince some people that it's time to buy Naloxone and keep it handy. Lifesaving Naloxone (cdc.gov) If you or someone you know is struggling with addiction, don't hesitate to ask for help. Help and Resources | Opioids | CDC Just in case you didn't think fentanyl sounded scary enough, check the facts. Fentanyl Facts (cdc.gov)

The World Series starts tomorrow. Do you care? If not, maybe you didn't grow up in a baseball town. *Well, I said we could eat anywhere you wanted but that was before I knew you wanted Golden Corral. *Doomscrolling!! The mass shooter and murderer in Main is still on the loose. The man suspected of shooting and killing a Maryland judge last week was found dead in the woods today. Ford and the UAW have come to a tentative agreement. OJ gets turned on by boulder-bumping. The parents of the US military man who fled to North Korea have sat down for an interview. *A metro police department is under fire over allegations that some officers misspent charity money meant for fallen officers and their families. *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Leave a review, join us tomorrow and every weekday on twitch, and use the links below to keep in touch with us and potentially date Snowcone. Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.    -Everybody Wang Chung!!!   www.lazlo.church   www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo   www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo  

It's true, 80s bullies just hit different. Lazlo has a pretty solid theory as to why. *You can say gender roles are outdated and need to be put to rest, but who's supposed to check on those scary noises in the middle of the night? *Why is your single friend single? I'm not saying you've told them the reason, but you've thought about it and discussed it behind their back. *Doomscrolling!! Travis and Taylor kissed on Instagram, and nothing has been the same since. An off-duty pilot tried to cut the engines of an Alaska Airlines flight while at cruising altitude. A girl died from drinking lemonade at Panera because she didn't know that it was packed with caffeine. Michael Cohen testified against his old boss. 41 states are suing Meta because their kids won't stop begging for lip injections so that they can look like the cool kids on Instagram. *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave us a review, spread the word, and check out our links below. We'd love to have you join us on twitch every weekday while we record the show. Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.   -Everybody Wang Chung!!!   www.lazlo.church   www.twitcht.tv/churcholflazlo   www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazl  

Lazlo's team and his boy are in trouble again. But what's so bad about stealing signs from the sidelines anyway? *Chiefs keep winning but Detroit had a bad weekend. Is it late enough in the season for us to make accurate predictions about the postseason? *Snowcone has a helluva story for us today! Why were drivers pulling over to film Snowcone this weekend? You don't want to miss this one. *Doomscrolling!! Anything we say about Israel is going to piss a bunch of people off but we just can't help ourselves. SAG-AFTRA is still on strike and now they're telling union members what not to wear this Halloween. Britney's book is here! What have we learned from the early excerpts? Sextortion scams targeting teen boys are on the rise and you need to warn you kids. *What is a woman's role in the home? Things have changed a bit since the 50s but is that a good thing or a bad thing? *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review for us because it really helps a lot. Remember, you can join us every weekday on twitch while we record the podcast, and we'd love to see you there. Check out all our links below. Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.   -Everybody Wang Chung!!!   www.lazlo.church   www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo   www.reddit.com/r/rchurchoflazlo 

Yo! It's been awhile since we've discussed documentaries and shows that we've watched but Lazlo will be watching nothing but sports for the next couple of months. I guess we can take the tv discussions to our subreddit www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo *Slimfast has found a cause he can believe in! He wants to buy (another) stripper (another) car! He sees this as our chance to give back to the community (she's in a different community) and help out a young mother in need. *What are the worst comedies of all time? What's the worst comedy that you secretly like? What's a popular comedy that you thought sucked? *Lazlo can't believe that Slim isn't a fan of Kevin Smith. This is a huge revelation in their relationship. *Doomscrolling!! We have to talk about Israel. This is a topic that will always make some people angry but we've been tight lipped for over a week now and we're all upset about a lot of the things we and see from people on the left. People who are supposed to be on our team. A man got a speeding ticket for $1.4 million and the police tell him it wasn't a typo. Are you an Airport Dad? Here's how to find out. *Snowcone smells good today. The three of us pretty much only see one another at work every day. That doesn't stop us from wanting to smell good. What's your scent of choice? *Thanks for listening to the podcast. It really really really helps us if you leave a review. We would appreciate it more than you know. We'd also love for you to tell someone about the show, friend or foe. Finally, we would LOVE to see you on twitch while we record the show. We are on every weekday afternoon. Just follow us on twitch (churchoflazlo) and turn on notifications to alert you when we go live. We can't do the show without you. All our links are listed below. Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow!! -Everybody Wang Chung!!!www.lazlo.churchwww.twitch.tv/churchoflazlowww.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo

Have we had enough time to come to a consensus about chiropractors? I say we all get adjustments and report back. *The best and worst NFL stadiums in the NFL. What grade does your team's stadium get? *Why is Slimfast suddenly obsessed with Tavis? He's thinking about them in bed at night. *Excluding athletes, who's the biggest celebrity residing in your hometown? *Doomscrolling!! Suzanne Summers passed away. Squash is finally coming to the Olympics! Best Buy says this is your last chance to buy Blu-Rays before they stop selling them in 2024. A teacher in Kansas was fired for making Tik Tok videos about his class. *A woman in South Carolina took down her Halloween decorations when she learned that her neighbor is dying of lung cancer. *When we get fired, could we get by on tips at Hooters? *Thanks for listening. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and remember to join us each weekday on twitch. Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.   -Everybody Wang Chung!!!   www.lazlo.church   www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo   www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo 

Slimfast got an earful about Israel at a doctor's appointment this morning. Everyone agrees that chiropractors are real doctors and go to school long enough to earn our endless trust. Right? *Baseball players who bat .300 are killing it. What other professions consider you a star with a 30% success rate? *Doomscrolling! Biden says America will fledge their full support to Israel. American Olympic icon Mary Lou Retton is in the hospital and the family is crowd funding her medical bills. U-S-A! U-S-A! A second earthquake hits Afghanistan. An Atlanta officer has been fired after Tazing a deacon to death. *He's out of pocket! She's out of pocket! They're out of pocket! This whole damn generation is out of pocket! *Thanks for listening! Please please please leave us a review. Join us on twitch every weekday and hang out with us while we record the show www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.    -Everybody Wang Chung!!   www.lazlo.church   www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo   www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo  

It's been 0 days since our last workplace discussion about chocolate diaper parties. *Remember when people used to argue that Brady was only awesome because he played for Belichick? *I'm totally OCD about my spirit animals not being gay. *Doomscrolling! That speaker of the house job is still open. America is sending warships to Israel. Robert Kennedy Jr is running as an independent. Tik Tok cares about your child's mental health. *A woman has been stalked by an airplane for four years. *Thanks for listening! Please leave a review, tell a friend, and check out our links below. Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.   -Everybody Wang Chung!!!   www.lazlo.church   www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo   www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo  

The world is a scary place and it got even scarier this weekend. We know we're supposed to be here to distract you, but it was hard to discuss much else today. We appreciate everyone who joined the discussion on twitch, and we hope that you'll do the same next time (link below). Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.  www.lazlo.church   www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo   www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo 

This job has allowed us to experience some pretty cool things over the years. When did you get to experience the feeling of being a VIP? *Lazlo is bound and determined to piss Slim off about his late friend, Ann B Davis who played Alice on The Brady Bunch. *Are there any expensive gadgets that you've been pining over lately? Perhaps you want that new VR headset from Apple? How about a $3,500 countertop steak cooker? *Doomscrolling!! Biden's building the wall! Taylor Swift might make Lazlo a rich man. Dick Butkus is dead! He's dead!!! Walmart is losing money on food sales because of weight loss drugs. Trump allegedly shared nuclear secrets with one of his rich buddies. *I guess we'll have to watch the new David Beckham documentary. *Lazlo doesn't like Snowcone's poor, working class hands. *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, join us every weekday on twitch, and check out all our links below. Have a great weekend and we'll see you Monday!   -Everybody Wang Chung!!!   www.lazlo.church   www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo   www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo  

Move over. There's a new trustee in town. *Celebrities who escaped being canceled. How'd they do it? *Is anyone still trying to find Baby Lisa? *Doomscrolling!! Commander Biden has been kicked out of the house. Remember COVID cards? Me neither. A social justice advocate was murdered on the street and the video is everywhere. Powerball is third highest. Uber wants to return your crappy Christmas gifts. *People are losing their minds about the news that Hulu is raising their prices. Lazlo hates Hulu but he makes an argument that it's still a great value. *Thanks for listening to the podcast! Please spread the word, leave a review, join us weekdays on twitch, and check out all out links below. Have a great day we'll see you tomorrow.   -Everybody Wang Chung!!!   www.lazlo.church   www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo   www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo

It's not every day we get a celebrity calling us! The way it normal works is, we reach out to them and then we wait for a response that almost never comes. Eric Andre is on the show! *Doomscrolling!! We recap Trump's first day in court. A man is accused of kidnapping a 9-year-old in New York and sending her family a ransom letter. Hunter Biden is back in court for gun charges. A Delaware State Trooper is in serious trouble for beating up a teenager. Teenagers in Spain used AI to create fake nudes of their female classmates. *The greatest acting one-hit-wonders ever. *Snowcone was catfished by a girl on Bumble. *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, check out our links below, and remember to join us on twitch every weekday while we record the show. Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.   -Everybody Wang Chung!!!   www.lazlo.church   www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo   www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo  

Lazlo didn't have time to watch any football this weekend, but he still has some thoughts about The Chiefs and what's going on with Joe Burrow. *If you don't follow baseball, there's a chance you missed the story about Trevor Bauer and the accusations made against him. Don't worry, this is more of a canceled-celebrity story than it is a sports story. *Doomscrolling!! Trump is in court. The UAW has expanded their strikes. Powerball has surpassed a billion. One of those To Catch a Predator wannabes was killed during a confrontation with suspected pedophiles. An arrest has been made in the Tupac murder investigation. *How did old people look anything up before the internet? How did they get anywhere without GoogleMaps? *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, check out our links below, and remember to join us on twitch every weekday. Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.    -Everybody Wang Chung!!!   www.lazlo.church   www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo   www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo  

Aaron Bruno from AWOLNATION is on this week's episode of T&P! Over the last ten years, we've fallen in love with Aaron's music and been lucky enough to get to know what a great guy he is. Today, we discuss music, Star Wars, The Raiders, and everything else worth discussing. We hope you enjoy this episode. Check out AWOLNATION's new song! AWOLNATION - Candy Pop - YouTube   Remember to visit www.mitra-9.com and use the promo code PROBLEMATIC to stock up on all your kratom needs.      www.lazlo.church   www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo   www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo