Today, we talk about Americans not knowing a second language, am radios being taken out of cars, and how The Strokes are now "music that makes old white people dance". *We also Doomwscroll of course. There's big news about Netflix, Meatball Ron, Ozempic, Damar Hamlin, and more. *Things get weird when ask Snowcone's gf to text sexy pics and end up burrowing straight down a rabbit hole about kinks. This is intellectual stuff, people. *Thanks for listening to the podcast! Remember to subscribe, write a review, and tell a friend. It means the world to us. YOU mean the world to us. Come hang out and help us record the podcast live every weekday afternoon on our twitch channel (link below). Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!!!   www.lazlo.church   www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo   www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo

You will NOT believe number 4!!!

Slimfast hasn't been feeling well for the last few days. Obviously, he's convinced he's dying. *Are you the type of person to film someone's public freakout? Slimfast witnessed a good one over the weekend but didn't have the courage to keep the camera rolling. Alos, what's wrong with pharmacies in this country lately? *Snowcone has a game for us to play!! *Doomscrolling! Facebook was fined more than a billion dollars by the EU. Brian Kohburger just keeps looking more and more guilty. Uber for teens is finally a thing. We have a new contender for the GOP presidential nomination. First it was Snapchat, then tik tok, and now Instagram is copying Twitter. *A woman on Tik Tok says she discovered that her top customer on her OnlyFans page was her stepdad. Nice try, lady. *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Have a great day and we'll see you right back here tomorrow!-Everybody Wang Chung!!!www.lazlo.church Donate: https://venmo.com/code?user_id=3628904925366184723&created=1663979796.734838&printed=1 Twitch: twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Everything else: https://lazlo.church

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Note to self: Megyn Kelly and Laura Ingraham are not the same person. Also, Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition is for 15-year-old boys without access to the internet. *A guide for out of touch adults who want to be hip. Plus, a guide for young hip people who've never heard of 1-900 numbers. *Grae Drake is on the show! There's a new Fast and Furious movie and it won't be the last. Dungeons & Dragons and Air are the best new movies included in your streaming packages this weekend. Hulu's remake of White Men Can't Jump is probably the worst movie you could waste your time with tonight. *Doomscrolling!! Meatball Ron 2024! Meatball Ron vs Disney, round 4. Another workplace shooting but only one fatality and one injury, so we won't have to count this as a mass shooting. The ChatGPT app is available for iOS. The last Sears store in the metro is closing and at least one local resident is close to tears. *Coutnry Love shares some original lyrics for Smells Like Teen Spirit. Meanwhile, a journalist says Courtney Love grabbed his crotch real hard without asking but he doesn't seem to be complaining. *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please tell a friend, write a review, and then tell a stranger. If you haven't already done so, please join our subreddit. We'd love to get those numbers up. Have a great weekend and we'll see you Monday! -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.lazlo.church www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo  

I'm all for guilty pleasures but cheesy rock ballads are just plain bad. They're so bad, they make me angry. The question is, which one is the worst? There may not be any glam rock fans on this show but we're certainly capable of enjoying these iconic guitar solos. *You have to pick up and move to a new city tomorrow. Which city do you choose? Here's a list of recommendations to give you some ideas. *I don't care if you're a glass half full or half empty person. This data about Americans and their phone snooping habits are proof that this country is doomed. LET PEOPLE HAVE SOME PRIVACY! *Doomscrolling!! Americans are keeping their cars for 12 years now because of high interest rates and the fact that the average new car price is up to $48k!!! Montana has officially banned Tik Tok completely, but Tik Tok says they aren't going anywhere. A schoolteacher in Kentucky is under fire for letting a student dress up like a KKK Grand Wizard for extra credit. Target says it lost almost $800 million last year in theft. Meghan and Harry say they were chased by the paparazzi, but the mayor of New York is skeptical about the claims. *The new Zelda game is out and PornHub channels can't create related content fast enough. *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please tell a friend or two and leave a review. Remember you can watch us record the podcast live every weekdeay afternoon on our twitch channel (link below). Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow! -Everybody Wang Chung!!!   www.lazlo.church   www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo   www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo

Happy National BBQ Day! Snowcone smoked meat like nobody's business. *Why are there still so many people out there who still haven't embraced the bidet? Why are you fighting this losing battle? *What was the worst series finale in TV history? *Doomscrolling!! Meatball Ron wants your vote! Martha Stewart is on the cover of Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition. A new cancer vaccine is showing promise in treating one of the deadliest forms of cancer. *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please don't cheat on your homework by using ChatGPT. Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow!-Everybody Wang Chung!!!www.lazlo.churchwww.twitch.tv/churchoflazlowww.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo