*Gaming with Lazlo. *There's a new docuseries on Apple about Tom Brady and The Patriots and you'll be shocked to learn that Lazlo is all caught up. *Can a hobby make someone undatable? We're not talking about spending the night but actually dating. *Larry Davis cried about Richard Lewis, but no man cries quite like Snowcone.  *A lawyer leading a class action lawsuit against TEMU says the app is the most dangerous in America. *Biden is fit for duty. *A high school teacher asked two boys in her class to stand up and sword fight and now the school is being sued. *The Supreme Court says they'll hear Trump's claims of immunity which means he probably won't go to trial before the election. *Bradley Cooper wasn't sure he loved his daughter in the first few months. *Would your mom and/or dad take a bullet for you?  *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.    -Everybody Wang Chung!!!   www.lazlo.church   www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo  

*Lazlo implores Slimfast to start an OnlyFans and he's got specific content in mind.  *We discuss the new documentary about Joran van der Sloot called Pathological. You might want to warn your kids about the psychopath next door.  *Looks like we're going to have to wait at least another year for Kohberger's trial.  *Should Joe Biden be worried about Michigan? *A judge in Illinois was removed from the bench for reversing his own decision.  *The CEO of Kellogg's wants to remind you that your family should probably be eating cereal for dinner. *Another story about another woman being charged over $1,000 for a Subway sandwich, but this story gets comical. *The NFL players union released their anonymous player poll, and the Chiefs ownership did not do so well. *Lazlo and Slimfast both live in one of the happiest cities in America. *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.    -Everybody Wang Chung!!!   www.lazlo.church   www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo  

*Snowcone finally watched Dear Zachery, a sad documentary from 2008. Not just a sad documentary, but the saddest documentary anyone has ever seen. Snowcone is still having a hard time finding his center.  *If you're worried about your kids turning 18 and suffering from empty nest syndrome, you can relax. They won't be moving out until they're 27. *British tabloids are reporting some unpleasant rumors about Taylor and Travis but there might be a reasonable explanation for all of this.  *Wendy's will experiment with surge pricing and people are reacting exactly how you'd expect. *Experts suggest that kids start wearing headphones and earbuds to keep them busy and give you a moment to yourself.  *Puff Daddy has a new accuser and new accusations.  *"Look at me! I'm the captain now!" *Have you ever been to a wedding where something crazy happened? Have you ever been the crazy thing that happened at a wedding? *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.    -Everybody Wang Chung!!!   www.lazlo.church   www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo   

*The Last Airbender, Anime, and Dune! Let's get nerdy! *Slimfast wants people to know that the smell of decomposing bodies coming from his basement is nothing to worry about.  *Will the Chiefs keep Chris Jones? Should the Chiefs keep Chris Jones? *Everyone loves the Kelce brothers and their families.  *Gabby Petito's family has reached a settlement with the Laundrie family.  *What's so bad about a little lead poisoning?  *You don't call or visit your grandmother enough and you know it. But stop feeling guilty about it and buy her a VR headset! *The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame nominees are out!  *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.    -Everybody Wang Chung!!!   www.lazlo.church   www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo

*Spencer missed his court date this morning but he's pretty sure the judge is cool with it.  *Did high school fights and bar fights always end with guys getting kicked in the face while lying unconscious on the ground? Fights in the movies were so much more civilized.  *Where should everyone go for vacation this year? Slimfast is jaw jackin again about theme parks in Orlando but we all know he's gonna end up driving the station wagon to Branson. *A new class action lawsuit accusses dating apps of being addictive scams that try to get you hooked and spend more and more money. *A popular "mom-fluencer" has been convicted of child abuse and she's going to prison where she belongs.  *A fishing tournament in Connecticut disqualified the 1st and 2nd place winners because......they failed a polygraph?  *Lazlo's office is getting cleaned out and he doesn't want most of this stuff. This is your chance to own a piece of Lazlo history.  *We've played "What's in Slim's Backpack?" but it looks like we should have been playing "What's in Snowcone's Backpack?" My goodness... *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.    -Everybody Wang Chung!!!   www.lazlo.church   www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo  

*Snowcone's Running late because he's preparing for a court date? More on that later. *Ben Affleck or Matt Damon. There can only be one. *We're getting more information about Snowcone's trouble with the law. He has a court date in Pleasanton Kansas tomorrow morning. He's representing himself in court. Never a good idea. *A man is suing the lottery after he claims they made him think he'd won over $300 million. *With all this talk about Alexei Navalny, I'm worried we might have another Franz Ferdinand situation on our hands.  *Teens finally agree about something with their parents; Ozempic is awesome! *We have more information from the police about the shooting at the parade last week. You'll never guess what sparked the gunfight.  *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.    -Everybody Wang Chung!!!   www.lazlo.church   www.twithc.tv/churchoflazlo   www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo       

This week, our friend Nick Wright calls into the podcast to discuss the terrible shooting at this week's parade in Kansas City. Nick was not only a witness, and now part of a growing statistic, but this is also a subject that he and Lazlo are both passionate about. We know people will have strong opinions about this week's episode and we encourage your feedback. You can find all of our links below.  For more information on gun laws and how we can change blanket immunity, check out Gabby Giffords organization. Home | Giffords Thanks to our sponsors at Mitra 9 for making this show possible. Please visit Mitra-9 and use the promo code PROBLEMATIC and get a nice big discount on your order.  Have a great week and we'll see you next time.  -Everybody Wang Chung!   www.lazlo.church www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo

It's hard to find the words today. We felt like we needed someone smarter than us, to help us understand and process this information. We're all looking for answers. Our friend Jason Kander calls in today. Lazlo and Jason think that something can be done about this. We just have to stay on topic and stay focused. We hope you enjoy our conversation with Jason Kander and maybe we can work in a few moments of levity today as well. www.lazlo.church www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo

Jason Kander joins the show to talk about the shooting at the parade in Kansas City yesterday and discuss some possible solutions to gun violence in this country

*Lover, Stalker, Killer. It's a new Netflix true-crime doc and Lazlo watched it! Lover, Stalker, Killer | Official Trailer | Netflix (youtube.com) *The game was the most watched television event ever.  *The Royals have just shown off the location where they'd like to build the new stadium. It looks awesome. KC Royals reveal plans for new stadium in Crossroads. But who pays what is still unclear (msn.com) *Police believe the Lakewood Church shooter was motivated by antisemitism, but they still don't know why she targeted that church. *A plane crashed along the highway in Florida and the videos are crazy. Video shows aftermath of Florida plane crash (youtube.com) *Mahomes went to Disney! Patrick Mahomes talks about Chiefs’ Super Bowl win (youtube.com) *Uber and Lyft drivers are planning a strike for Valentine's Day. *A $10,000.00 tip on a $32 bill in Michigan. Customer Tipped $10,000 on $32 Bill at Michigan Restaurant (businessinsider.com) *Body parts! Get your body parts! Former Harvard morgue manager stole brains, skin and other body parts to sell them, indictment says | AP News *Alyssa Milano under scrutiny for going to the big game after asking social media followers to donate to her son's little league GoFundMe.  *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you Thursday after the parade.   -Everybody Wang Chung!!!   www.lazlo.church   www.twithc.tv/churchoflazlo   www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo     

*CHIEEEEEEEEFS!!!!!   *A little more CHIEEEEEEEFS! *How bout those CHIEEEEEEEEEFS!!! *A little Joel Olsteen, high school art teacher selling student's art, and a guy's life was actually saved by a bullet-stopping tablet just like in the movies! *The most "whack" list of KC BBQ spots. *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.   -Everybody Wang Chung!!!   www.lazlo.church   www.twithc.tv/churchoflazlo   www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo     

*If you love true crime and want to be annoyed, check out #CyberSleuths on Paramount+ *Looks like Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition is still a thing and Kansas City's very own Brittany Mahomes just did a photo shoot! 2024 SI Swimsuit Issue Rookie Brittany Mahomes Is Unapologetically Herself - Swimsuit | SI.com *More bombs over Baghdad.  *Your grandmother's landline might get cut off soon.  *Trump is hopeful that the real Supreme Court will overrule Colorado's "Supreme" Court. *Don't go into Slim's basement. Ever! *A Canadian drug dealer was busted after distributing business cards with sample bags of cocaine stapled to the back.  *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.   -Everybody Wang Chung!!!   www.lazlo.church   www.twithc.tv/churchoflazlo   www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo     

*Will you gamble on the game this weekend? Looks like more people are planning to bet on the.........CHIEEEEEEEEEEFS! *Was bullying worse in the 80s or just in 80s movies? *The meanest bullies of the meanest decade. *Jennifer Crumbley was found guilty of involuntary manslaughter. *Matt Gaetz says he misses Kevin McCarthy. Wait....what? Court deals Trump a major blow. *Mahomes says this is not the time to discuss dynasties.  *It looks like we're just never gonna get our ADHD meds.  *SOS! Slimfast is living with rats! *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.   -Everybody Wang Chung!!!   www.lazlo.church   www.twithc.tv/churchoflazlo   www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo     

*Small tasks, big headaches. It's the little things in life that'll kill you. *Kansas City is supposedly a terrible city for young single people to meet. Maybe if you hadn't cheated on your high school sweetheart, you wouldn't be having these problems.  *The best cities in America FOR football fans. *King Charles has cancer. Toby Keith had cancer.  *Media Week is here! I don't what the hell media week is but Spencer claims you can't have a Super Bowl without it. Kelce got more attention from journalists than Mahomes.  *People have been complaining about high prices at McDonalds and the CEO says he's listening. Fast food has gotten pretty pricey, but it's so good.  *When someone comes to town to visit, where do you tell them to eat? I want your top barbeque and non-barbeque recommendations.  *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.   -Everybody Wang Chung!!!   www.lazlo.church   www.twithc.tv/churchoflazlo   www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo 

*I always wanted to be an assistant coach in the NFL. I don't know anything about football, I just heard they get paid well and know how to party. *My 16-year-old son let it slip what his friend's mom gave him a massage... *Slimfast asks Lazlo to hide his resentment for the Chiefs, just for this week. *Jennifer Crumbley's jury deliberation begins this week. *The GRAMMYs were last night! Let's see how many artists Lazlo can name. *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.   -Everybody Wang Chung!!!   www.lazlo.church   www.twithc.tv/churchoflazlo   www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo 

On this week's episode we discuss the state of Rock & Roll (and our current television viewing habits). For years, people have predicted the downfall of Rock & Roll, and they've always been wrong. We won't make that same mistake, but it's hard not to notice that the heretofore predictable cycles of music have been thrown out of whack. We hope you enjoy this week's episode, and we'd love to hear your feedback. Links to all our websites and socials are below.    (65) Do You Agree With The Zapoleon Pop Music Cycle Theory? If Yes, Where Are We Now? : popheads (reddit.com)   The theory of the 13-year rock vs. pop cycle: Alan Cross - National | Globalnews.ca     Thanks to Mitra 9 for sponsoring the show! Visit www.mitra-9.com and use the promo code PROBLEMATIC at checkout.    www.lazlo.church   www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo    www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo   

*We're here but we're under concussion protocol.  *When's the last time you checked on that loved one who lives alone? *Is this the moment when Chiefs fans jumped the shark? *Bob Costas says the Cowboys are no longer America's team. *If I lived in Moscow Idaho, I'd want a change of venue too.  *No more sharing your Hulu password that hasn't been active in two years. *Kelce says he and Taylor are having a blast. *The Pink Orchid ordeal. *BREAKING: Toxicology results reveal cocaine, other illegal drugs found in three Kansas City Chiefs fans discovered frozen to death: report (nypost.com)   *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.   -Everybody Wang Chung!!!   www.lazlo.church   www.twithc.tv/churchoflazlo   www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo   

*Lazlo needs TV recommendations. He's so bored, he's betting on college basketball. *Travis Kelce Says Justin Tucker Was 'Being a Dick' *Legal but perhaps unethical ways to make money. Yea or Nay? *Biden says he's decided how to respond to the drone strike that killed 3 American soldiers but it's a secret. *Social Media bosses testified before congress today and Zuck got the worst of it.  *Florida is seriously considering a law that would ban kids from using social media.  *ZEN nicotine pouches are all the rage with kids on Tik Tok.  *Have you heard this MAGA conspiracy about Taylor Swift, the Super Bowl, and Joe Biden? *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.   -Everybody Wang Chung!!!   www.lazlo.church   www.twithc.tv/churchoflazlo   www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo   

*How bout those Chieeeeeefs?? This is the first time Lazlo and Slim have spoken since the third quarter of the Lions game. Slim says he didn't know what to say.  *Experts say Travis Kelce will actually lose money by being in the Super Bowl this year.  *Taylor Swift is going back on tour. Will she have time to make it to the game? *The mysterious case of the decapitated Memphis DJ. We still need answers.  *American soldiers were killed by a drone strike on a US military base in Jordan. *Trump lost another court battle and this one could cost him $83 million. *Ben Shapiro has the number 1 rap song in America right now. *Did your mom slap you when you were a kid? Did she do it in public? Why was Spencer's mom holding her son back academically?  *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.   -Everybody Wang Chung!!!   www.lazlo.church   www.twithc.tv/churchoflazlo   www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo 

WARNING: This episode is not suitable for children! It's probably not suitable for many adults!  We discuss the allegations against the billionaire face of the WWE, Vince McMahon. We've seen plenty of allegations of men behaving poorly in the last few years, but these are not your typical allegations. Again, this episode is not appropriate for children.  Thanks for listening. Please visit our sponsors www.mitra-9.com and remember to use the promo code PROBLEMATIC. 

*Today's show started off routinely enough but don't let that fool you. Today, we tried something different and different a Church of Lazlo Presents. May we present to you, The Bryan Kohberger Special! Outside of people being paid to work the case, we genuinely believe that no one in the country knows more about this murder mystery than our man Snowcone. What started as a plan to discuss the case for 15-20 mins, turned into a entire podcast. Slimfast will play your host, Snowcone will play the expert interview, and Lazlo will play skeptic and layperson about the case. I don't think we've ever gotten quite this carried away before, but we just couldn't help ourselves. We were having fun. Hope you enjoy it and if you don't, we promise to do a more customary show tomorrow.  *The YouTube video of Idaho surveillance footage we discussed during the show today can be seen here *Thanks for hanging out with us today. Remember, subscribe to our twitch stream and be part of the conversation every day. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo   *You can also join the discussion afterhours at www.reddit.com/t/churchoflazlo *Have a great day and we'll be back to our regularly scheduled programming tomorrow.   -Everybody Wang Chung!!

The guys try and figure out what Fox Nation is and listen to the trailer for the new Rob Schneider special that looks as funny as you would think a Rob Schneider special would be

A short conversation the guys had off air about high school dances

*Lazlo told Slimfast about a true crime show! Death by Fame. The guys are confused about the "fame" theme.  *We're just now finding out that Lazlo recently went to Red Lobster. Will he complain about it, did he buy a fruity drink, and why was he there? *Is everyone caught up on True Detective? Just like the push-up challenge, Slimfast is already trying to make his exit. *A video on Tik Tok is making the rounds. It claims to have captured an angry reaction from a woman who was asked to split the check on a first date. The guy who posted it makes his case for splitting the check, "sparking controversy".  *Scorsese now holds the record for the living director with the most Oscar nominations. Who are the all-time leaders? *Ryan Gosling was nominated for Barbie, but Margot Robbie and Greta Gerwig were both snubbed, which feels either ironic or fitting for Barbie. There's so much outrage, Hilary Clinton made a statement. A statement that Slimfast has a very difficult time reading. Things go downhill from there. *Trump wins New Hampshire and had some classy things to say about his opponent. Biden also won New Hampshire, even though he wasn't on the ballot.  *We have a major update to the story involving three Chiefs fans who were found dead in their friend's backyard. A fifth man has now come forward and claimed he was there. This story keeps getting weirder and more confusing. I feel terrible for the families involved. This has got to be hell.   *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.   -Everybody Wang Chung!!!   www.lazlo.church   www.twithc.tv/churchoflazlo  

*Lazlo has a big surprise for Slimfast.... *Lazlo watched the ESPN+ documentary about CHIEFSAHOLIC so that we don't have to. *Speculation, rumors, and actual news updates about the three friends who were found dead outside a Kansas City house earlier this month. *New Hampshire primary is happening today. Can Nikki stop, or slow down Trump? *Houthi and the Rebels announce stadium tour. *Does Amy Coney Barrett have a thing for Joe Biden? *The Oscar nominees have been announced. Oh! And Lazlo finally watched Barbie!  *What are the greatest superhero movies of all time?  *The Five Most Miserable Fan Bases In Sports.    *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.   -Everybody Wang Chung!!!   www.lazlo.church   www.twithc.tv/churchoflazlo   www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo 

*How Bout Those CHIEEEEEEEEFS??!! *The Church of Lazlo Bowl is one week closer to becoming a reality. Will friendships survive the stress? *Meatball Ron is Out! Nikki Haley is hanging in! Nancy Pelosi is....not Nikki Haley. *How one man overcame insurmountable odds by sucking on his own sweatpants.  *Two fans are suing Madonna for keeping them up late on a school night. *Styx vs Little River Band. *Who was the most famous local tv anchor of your childhood? *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.   -Everybody Wang Chung!!!   www.lazlo.church   www.twithc.tv/churchoflazlo   www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo 

*Has Slimfast been pronouncing Kelce's name correctly this whole time?  *Slim and Snowcone are optimistic that Travis and Taylor might buy a forever home together in KC. Lazlo isn't as optimistic.  *Is assaulting someone over the age of 60 a specific crime? If so, we don't need any more proof that the retirement age is too high in this country. *Lazlo and Slimfast are "corporate bootlickers" because they don't agree that working 9 to 5 in an office is the same as children working 8a to 12a making cell phones in a factory with no fire escapes. *The DOJ has released their findings on what went wrong during the response to the Uvalde shooting. I don't know where to begin. *Lazlo wants to know if Spencer approves of his mom's current boyfriend.  *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.   -Everybody Wang Chung!!!   www.lazlo.church   www.twithc.tv/churchoflazlo   www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo 

*Everyone watched the new True Detective 4! That means we're watching a show together again! It's been a while, but I enjoy our little weekly recaps and discussions. It probably won't be the greatest show of the decade, but hopefully we won't look back on this the way we do with Yellowjackets. "Am I just looking to spend the night or am I trying to date this woman?" -Lazlo                    A lot of red flags can be overlooked depending on the answer to that question. *Costco is cracking down on membership sharing. *No Doubt is reuniting.  *Jason Kelce would like to clarify some of these retirement rumors. *Kids on Tik Tok are just now discovering laxative diets.  *A local story is making national headlines and dominating true-crime blogs. Three men were found dead in the back yard of their (friend?)'s house after being missing for two days. The story just gets weirder from there. https://rb.gy/vl6a3a *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.   -Everybody Wang Chung!!!   www.lazlo.church   www.twithc.tv/churchoflazlo   www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo 

*Thanks to our awesome company and their respect for MLK, we're just getting back from a 3-day weekend. What a weekend it was. The Detroit Lions won a playoff game at home against their beloved former quarterback! The Chiefs shut down Miami in the coldest game in Arrowhead history! The Eagles looked bad enough to lose to the Panthers or Cardinals *Have you seen this corporate video from WebMD's parent company? They want people to come back to the office and people act like they're being asked to work the mines 7 days a week.  *The playoff picture is here and Lazlo is sticking with his Lions/Chiefs prediction. *Trump is still in charge of the republican party and he made that clear yesterday. *The outfit Nicole Kidman wore in that annoying AMC commercial is up for auction. Rich people will buy anything. *You get $500k for every year you're willing to shave off your life. How much money you taking?  *You suddenly wake up in the year 1924. What's the first thing you do? Lazlo's is looking to manage the stars while Slim and Snowcone are poking around for oil in Texas like Daniel Day Lewis.  *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please take a minute to leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday at 2p central at www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.   -Everybody Wang Chung!!!   www.lazlo.church   www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo    www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo 

Nick Wright is on the show today! *Bill Belichick is out at New England! NFL teams looking for a head coach have a nice pool of applicants to consider. *What about our friend Dan Lanning? Looks like Lazlo won't have to worry about wearing Alabama gear to support his friend.  *We are not supposed to use the word "clean" when referring to an STD test. *Ron DeSantis and Nikki Haley faced off last night and Lazlo is not impressed with Meatball Ron's performance.  *Nick Wright! Get your sports betting apps ready because Nick has your playoff picks.  *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.   -Everybody Wang Chung!!!   www.lazlo.church   www.twithc.tv/churchoflazlo   www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo 

*Lazlo and Slimfast have been fighting over their handyman's friendship for ten years. Now, the question of who Kenny's favorite is has finally been answered.  *If you die today, would you leave your family anything other debt?  *How much does college actually cost and are parents obligated to foot the bill? *The Secretary of Defense has prostate cancer, and he's not great at calling in sick. *Trump will soon find out whether or not his "the president is immune to everything" defense will stick. *Willem Dafoe is the greatest living American actor. Be honest, if I had told you he was English or Australian you'd have believed me.  *Pat Mcaffee says Aaron Rodgers is done coming on the show every week and it sounds like he's been in a lot of meetings with bosses this week. *Celebrity scandals most people forgot.  *Celebrities who did the best job milking their 15 minutes. *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave us a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday at 2p central on twitch. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.   -Everybody Wang Chung!!!     www.lazlo.church   www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo   www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo  

*GO BLUE! Michigan won last night and that means Lazlo is a little tired today. But Slim slid something across the counter to help Lazlo feel his best. *Why do so many companies still drug test? Slim and Snowcone have both cheated drug tests in the past. Speaking of cheating a drug test, what is fake pee? Like, is it real pee that's been freeze dried? If it's actually fake, you'd think the lab could pick up on it.  *The Vegas man who attacked the judge last week was back in front of the same judge yesterday, this time, dressed like Hannibal Lecter. https://rb.gy/p7umpy  *Kimmel did almost seven minutes on Aaron Rodgers during his monologue last night. https://rb.gy/r20s4j *Aaron Rodgers went back on the Pat Mcafee show to respond to Jimmy Kimmel's response. Will this ever end? https://rb.gy/00t2ds *Thanks for listening! Please take a second to leave us a review, tell a friend or two, and join us each weekday at 2p central on twitch. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo  Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!!!   www.lazlo.church   www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo   www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo 

Yo! We're just jaw jacking this week. Lazlo makes predictions about a football game that already happened. Slimfast reads predictions from 100 years ago about what life would be like in 2024. Thanks for hanging out with us. If there's something you'd like to hear on next week's podcast, reach out and let us know. You can find us on Insta, X, Facebook, and Reddit. @churchoflazlo and r/churchoflazlo  We also stream on twitch and we'd LOVE to see you in the chat next time. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Thanks to our friends at www.mitra-9.com for all their support. See you next week! 

*As a Michigander, this is Lazlo's moment and he's going to enjoy it. Let's go Blue!  *Slimfast has some bad news, but he refuses to divulge until Lazlo promises to keep his cool.  *The Iowa Caucuses are only one week away! Are you excited?? *Who is Jo Koy? What's a Golden Globe? What happened to Ricky Gervais?  *A dog ate a couple's $4,000 in cash and the husband was put on dookie duty. *Did Epstein save videos of high-profile celebrities engaging in illegal acts with minors? If those thumb drives do exist, they might be worth something.  *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please remember to join us weekdays at 2p central at www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo , take a quick second to leave the show a review, and help spread the word. Have a great day and (weather permitting) we'll see you tomorrow! -Everybody Wang Chung!!!   www.lazlo.church   www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo   www.reddit.com/churchoflazlo  

Retirement Fund: https://rb.gy/57jcm9 He's got one of the most impressive resumes in his business. He created more wealth and fame for his organization than his bosses could have ever dreamed. Come Monday, he might be looking for a job. *Does your company do a good job of making you feel special? A man who worked at Burger King for 27 years went viral last year when he posted a video showing the gift he got from corporate for his perfect attendance for all those years. Yada yada yada, GoFundMe, yada yada yada, he's buying a house. All these years I've been dreaming about a successful class action when I should have been dreaming about crowdfunding glory. *Blade Runner is out of prison. That's supposed to be the story but Lazlo can't get over his nickname. *Kat Williams (not Kevn Hart) was on Shannon Sharpe's podcast and made some interesting claims about some of Hollywood's biggest stars. *Natalia Grace's true age has been revealed but that still doesn't answer some of our biggest questions about this case. *Thanks for listening. Don't forget to help us secure retirement by donating to our GoFundMe (https://rb.gy/57jcm9) Dig deep and tell everyone you know! We need this. Have a great weekend and we'll see you Monday! -Everybody Wang Chung!!!   www.lazlo.church   www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo   www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo 

Chiefs fans, who would like to see the Chiefs play in the postseason? We still have quite a few scenarios and potential matchups. *Doc! I wanted you to make it bigger, not smaller!" *It's "Janu-hairy" and "Dry January" apparently. I thought the dry month was "Sober October" but whatever. Anyway, someone decided to put together a list of the best rock songs about sobriety. Got any guesses? *The former president of Harvard is speaking out about her resignation. We've been waiting for 24 hours but Jimmy Kimmel still hasn't said he was joking about Aaron Rodgers thing. A judge in Vegas was attacked by a defendant in court and the video is something else. (http://tinyurl.com/bdcu4rbu) There was another school shooting today in Iowa. The Epstein papers are out and Snowcone is on it. I mean, he's on it. You get what I'm saying. *Why aren't we suing Reece-ease? We could all be retired in a year! *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please remember to join us on twitch each weekday around 2p central (www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo) Got some free time? Come chat with us after hours on reddit (www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo). Finally, we'd really appreciate it if you could take a second to leave a review for the podcast. Thanks for all you do! Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.    -Everybody Wang Chung!!!   www.lazlo.church   www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo   www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo 

Let's check in on Lazlo and Slim's New Year Resolution (they claim they're doing 100 push-ups a day). Wouldn't it be more believable if they said they were doing 25? *An anonymous NFL Player's Poll has Arrowhead as the best stadium to play in and Mahomes as the best player in the game. *Would having a writing credit on one Taylor Swift song be enough to make you rich, or at least set you up comfortably for life? *Kimmel vs Rodgers. I don't think they're joking around but we need someone to explain what we're missing. *Carolina Panthers owner David Tepper was fined $300k for tossing his drink on a Jags fan. *Ian Ziering got attacked by a gang of "bikers" and appeared to leave his daughter to fend for herself. *Cyber Kidnapping is the new hot trend! We explain, you decide if it's for you. *How many eggs could eat in 24 hours? The most common answer around here is 30. *Thanks for listening. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us weekdays at 2p central on twitch. Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.    -Everybody Wang Chung!!!   www.lazlo.church   www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo   www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo  

Yo!!! Good to see you! The holidays are over and our vacation wasn't long enough but it honestly feels good to be back. Lazlo hosted his family over the break, National Lampoon style. Michigan beat Alabama! Will Lazlo splurge and drive to Texas for the game? *Gypsy Rose is out of prison and it's the only thing Americans want to talk about. Was she really kicked out of Missouri? *Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce celebrated the new year in Kansas City. Lazlo doesn't think Kelce seems like a Trader Joe's guy. *Someone in Michigan is sitting on an $850 million PowerBall ticket. Steamboat Willie is no in the public domain. Gypsy Rose is on track to dethrone Kim Kardashian as the biggest influencer in the world. It's election year and that means the Trump news is headed our way. *New year, new laws. Kansans are now allowed to ship their kids to public schools in other districts. I really hope we can fix the problems with our public schools, before we turn into a Mad Max wasteland. *The Chiefs are headed to the playoffs but something's wrong. Is it Pat? Is it the receivers? Can they win playoff games against good teams? Lazlo has the answers. *Thanks for listening! Please take a moment to leave us a review and remember to join us on twitch every weekday at 2p central. (www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo)  Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!!!www.lazlo.churchwww.twitch.tv/churchoflazlowww.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo