Emily and Ky are back with episode 3 of Chimp Crazy, and you won't believe what they talk about! It's Tarzan, The MTA, how hard it is to eat, and also the show sometimes! What was Tanya's childhood like? What does a journalist owe their source? What was the other chimp's name? Are portrait tattoos a good idea? We answer one of these questions! Enjoy Chimp Season at Wine, Weed, Weird!

Emily and Ky are back with their hot baked takes on episode two of Chimp Crazy! Not that you’d know that until practically the outro, if you weren’t around last week! But if not, where were you?? Hopefully you’re watching the show first, because they’ve got spoilers galore. Also important (probably questionable) legal info, and questions about how one copes without a face. Speaking of which, episode two of Chimp Crazy features disturbing footage and 911 call recordings of what is likely the most horrifying, traumatic chimp attack of all time, and that’s saying something. Consider if it’s a show you want to watch, or something you want to hear two really stoned people discuss. They also touch on Emily’s time in Mock Trial in High School, and which bones are the most upsetting. Due to technical difficulties, this one took more editing than usual, which is why we're a day late, and Emily wants you to know she DID take a lot of Ky’s coughs out. We are all just trying to survive here, lets be honest.

Ok, lets address the several elephants in the room: yeah, we know, we missed an episode last week. Cut us some slack. We're here when it counts. Speaking of which, if you're a fan, it's safe to say you're reeling right now from realizing just how how much hatred and selfishness exists in this country. We lost the battle. We cannot lay down and die. Take the time you need to mourn. Take care of each other: building your local community is the single most crucial thing you can do. We keep each other safe, not the government. Then decide how you're going to fight. We're in this together. We're not giving up. Please stay in this fight for compassion, and decency with us. A better world is possible! In the meantime, please be stupid with us in these streets about a documentary we're going ape shit over. It's Tiger King times Blackfish plus true crime! It's Chimp Crazy! There's so many ethical dilemmnas to cover, we practically slept on the plot! We'll be back each week to cover the next of four episodes in our first ever Wine, Weed, Weird mini series!!

There are many reasons not to obtain a pet sloth from the shady animal trafficker you met at the mall: it's irresponsible, cruel to the sloth, it may turn out to be a hyper intelligent, fast-moving serial killer who likes to use social media, and perhaps most importantly, it's gonna need a bath. It's Spooky Season, AND International Sloth Day, so there was only one movie we could talk about this week! Join Emily and Ky as they explore the ethics of animal trafficking, the pitfalls of trying too hard to be popular, trust showers, sororities, jokes they didn't get, and introduce a new segment: One Star Reviews on the Oriental Trading Company! It's sure to become a regular segment and fan favorite! Get cozy and tune in! Just make sure the long arms don't twist at the biceps and get stuck?

Join Emily and Ky as they wrap up another silent horror classic with their own unique (some might say demented) spin! Did you know there's a reason the houses were so close together?? Wild! They're later joined by a special guest (with cookies!!), and together they delve into musical mishaps, embarrassing moments, popcorn, and who all they can squeeze onto Emily's couch. The gang is moving up in the world (very slowly) with improved editing software! Will actual microphones be next?? Uh...maybe after Christmas...

We know you've been waiting all year for our Special Spooky Watch-Along! And here we are!! This year we're watching German expressionist classic: The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari! Cue up youtube, and get ready to see a woman having a difficult time, houses that are too close together, chairs with too many backs, a mayor struggling with bureaucracy, a sleepy-creepy man with the most dramatic eye makeup and the skinniest legs you've ever seen, low-quality cloud wallpaper, a man who doesn't know how to use a knife, and more! We get through part 4 this week. Tune in next week for parts 5 and 6, and our thoughts on this important contribution to film. In this one we mostly giggle at the silly German names. Happy Halloween!

Iiiiiiiiiiits Spooky Season!!!! The leaves are changing, the Halloween decorations are going up! It's one of Emily and Ky's favorite times of year! And our listeners, too! There's just so much delightful Halloween content! In fact, this one has been on our list since last year! Join us for a film where absolutely nothing needed to happen, the lesson is absolutely ham fisted in, the little brother truly sucks, and apparently being popular is super important, but your friends super aren't! Listen, we're here for the clothes and the hot pink eye shadow straight up to your brow line. Get ready for the most random musical numbers of all time, a completely amoral mentor, and the filthiest fuck house you've ever seen!

Join Emily and Ky as they can't fucking believe how agregiously horrifying this film for fucking preteens is! Jesus Fucking Christ, we're all just fucking chill with the THIRTEEN YEAR OLD dating the SEVENTEEN YEAR OLD?? AM I ON DRUGS?! Yes, obviously the answer is yes. Everyone is casually assuming the other thirteen year old climbing into a middle-aged man's camper van is totes chill, and only a problem because she's keeping her BOYFRIEND a secret???? We at Wine, Weed, Weird feel particularly insane about this one. More strangness incoming, including children who think babysitting a bunch of small children is fun, and/or the only possible way they can spend time together. Has it occurred to them that they could...just not babysit all the time? No one can know. Side note: cookie jars exist! Anyway, buckle up.

I mean, is it about anything, or is Emily just shrieking with laughter and spouting dog facts while Ky and Teddy try to keep up? Listen in to discover everyone’s favorite, and skeeviest dogs, Emily’s complex feelings about her dad’s dog, whether the guy from Vice looks like a dog (he does), and why police dogs aren’t narcs (but ACAB!) Beaches are for Bitches, and Beach Bitches are the Best Bitches!

The beach is for bitches, and Emily and Ky are out there celebrating a cunning slut, even though they called them fleshy. This bait and switch documentary is hands-down the horniest thing they’ve ever covered for the pod, and they covered “My Ding-a-ling” in season one! Does the mysterious narrator make a love connection? Do Emily and Ky have pollen sacks glued to them? Does the fruit show up in time for the bats? Did Teddy get their sand castle built? Did Emily and Ky get spanked and sandwiched by a horse?? All this and more on (one of) our very special beach episodes!

Emily and Ky are back with take two on David the Gnome: a sweet, whimsical, cozy show about an exploitative and/or senile doctor, a fox getting run to death just like his predecessors, a psychic troll with no motivation, and a hippo on vacation. Look, we don’t write this stuff. We just find it. There’s also drugs, inscrutable interpersonal relationships, excessive world building, and a mouse left for dead who was a better dancer than Ray Gun. It’s a can’t-miss episode!

Emily and Ky are back with more SSA Mormon husbands!! Did you think they forgot about you?? Never fear! We at Wine Weed Weird Headquarters are continuing to sort out the best system to record and publish for US! And also you. But mostly us, lol. This week we learn about the Danger Scale, the binary, and petition Nicholas Cage to help us with some very special plates…don’t miss it!

Naturally we needed two weeks to delve into a topic that hits all our sweet spots: religious trauma! Neuro-spicy-ness! Gay! Or…NOT??? Join Emily and Ky as we get to the bottom of Mormonism, and figure out what SSA really stands for!

Due to technical difficulties, and by technical difficulties we mean user error, you will not be hearing Emily and Ky discuss David the Gnome this week. Instead Emily and friend of the pod Teddy are in these streets in rural Pennsylvania praying cell service holds out long enough for Emily to explain color analysis. So what did we learn? Squeezing your fingertips is helpful. Emily will cry if you tell her her season is wrong. Teddy looks like a clown in bright colors. There’s a dot to look for to tell you if your phone’s microphone or camera are on. Slide into our dm’s @Wineweedweird on the gram, and tell us your season!

Where are Emily and Ky? You can’t know! But you can know all about navigating dial up internet in the most gendered way possible! Take a spin, now you’re in, but the techno set can’t explain defragging. Emily and Ky are discussing the Kid’s Guide to the Internet! Get ready to email the president irrelevant information, mysteriously find websites, take the whole family to see the Stones, and have your grandpa buy you a modem! God bless 90’s VHS tapes and all who archive them!

It’s Friday, you’re here, and when you’re here, your breadsticks! What does Wine, Weed, Weird have in common with Olive Garden? A lot, it turns out! Tune in with your weird salad family to learn about a movie that’s all about whimsy and old timey things! We’ve got snack corner, the Odyssey, handwriting challenges, cat cameos, and other weird stuff!

I know it’s late, but I have been THROUGH it today getting this episode up for you, so you’d better listen! (Spotify, WTF???) Emily and Ky are back to talk about more weird challenges, wilding out MILFs, the reality shows they would be on, and updates on their favorite MILFs and daddies! Reality tv is an anthropological experiment.

Join Emily and Ky as they discuss alien abduction, and the strangle hold the milk lobby had on the breakfast industry, and that’s before they remember to intro! Emily crammed the MILFs all week so you can know how wack this all is, but they spend most of the episode discussing life with neural divergence. Did you know this was a neurodivergent podcast? Ok fine, you probably knew before they did, and you should have left a voice memo! Audience diagnosis is valid! Emily and Ky also discuss weird family dynamics, silly challenges, and contestant fetishes. Tune in next week for part two!

Emily and Ky are tired after their Members Day at the zoo, but do you think they’d miss recording? Never! Join them to hear about a movie that’s campy, surreal, glib, and made Emily gay panic! All this, plus their record of the Bronx Zoo’s 2024 Members Only merch!

Emily and Ky are on a roll! Which does not bode well for our Cephalopods. Chaos and tangents rein as Emily and Ky try to discuss the least coherent film of all time coherently. Was it written by AI? Well, that’s physically impossible, but like, it had to be, right? With people who don’t know how to have sex, sociopaths, and entirely unnecessary scenes, your hosts are almost as confused as Mark! Want the watch-along? We recorded it! Patreon launch coming soon! Or Only Fans?? We can’t know!

Emily has ambushed Ky with a song by her least favorite artist, but the outcome is well worth it. Explore one of the most popular artists of our time (which doesn’t mean you be d to like her), and a song she wrote that is frankly bizarre. Don’t worry; the Wine, Weed, Weird team gets to the bottom of it! They’re recording in these streets, celebrating dogs, rapping, and of course, judging. Don’t miss it!!!!!

Emily and Ky are back for part two of the experiment, so as expected, they’re high as kites. Join them on a journey through flavor, texture, disappointment, states of matter, and hard truths! Emily needs you to know how many minutes of silent chewing she edited out, but she didn’t keep track, so just know it’s a lot. This podcast runs on snacks, and this week, they’re center stage! Leave a voice memo to suggest a future snack taste test!

In this very special episode of Wine, Weed, Weird!, Emily and Ky are both sober as a judge! But don’t worry, they’re no less weird. From fish learning about global warming for the first time to cheese that’s getting some action, they’ve brought the weirdest snacks they could find together, and are ready to report their findings. Don’t worry: we’ve edited out (most of) the silent chewing…but we left some, in case you’re into that kind of thing. Get ready for crinkly packaging, floppy waffles, childhood treats, and puff pieces. We’ll be back next week for the second half of the experiment, where Emily and Ky will be…well, you know how they’ll be. You listened to the Thumbelina episode, right?

Emily and Ky are talking about Thumbelina…no matter what Emily tries to tell you three separate times in the first ten minutes. And Thumbelina needs to be talked about. We showed this movie to children???? Get ready for the world’s most incompetent French bird, the clumsiest tiny girl in existence, the worst mother of all time, and a ruthlessly practical field mouse. Plus, all your Wine, Weed, Weird favorites: continuity issues, judging, wild conclusions, interpretations that are a huge reach, and repeating a word with a different first letter for ten minutes!

The girlies are back in town! After a refreshing hiatus, their razor wits are sharpened, and their imaginations are running wild, but they still aren’t glossy. Welcome to season 4, and it’s porn!!! Join Emily and Ky in the porn writers room as they discover in real time where they stand in the search results, learn what a cream pie is, and give special guest Teddy a hard time on their birthday. We know you missed us. We’re glad to be back. This season is going to be the litty tittiest yet!

Season three has been a season of absolute bangers! Join Emily and Ky for a delightful trip down memory lane through an eventful, if exhausting, year! They’ve got past-episode updates, half-baked astrological opinions, technical difficulties, shout-outs, and giggles galore! Get geared up for season 4, Cephalopods! Big things are coming to the pod!

Emily and Ky are back with more stories from the concrete jungle where dreams are made of! They’re wheeling terrible subway stories (seriously, Emily, wtf??), NYC etiquette, and the kindness of strangers. It’s the city that never sleeps with two weirdos who have slept in the city!

Emily and Ky have been surviving this concrete jungle for a hot second, and they’re ready to talk about it in this, their (probably) 150th episode!!! Highlights include our new segment: unhinged stage names, the importance of vitamin k, and everyone’s favorite giant inflatable rat! If you aren’t following the pod, and swiping the good way on Emily and Ky, what are you even doing?

Emily, Ky, Eddie Harris, sleepy demon, and secret Teddy are back to bitch about foisting saving the world onto kids, Bush V Gore, and the hash-slinging half slasher(?). Would you fuck the Flying Dutchman? The team is investigating.

But is it about Ferngully? Or is it about Golden Corral-induced suburban childhood flashbacks, tamagotchi trauma, and of course, the center of Emily and Ky’s universe and the only thing they’ll evangelize: the Bronx Zoo? Listen, we contain legions. Join special guest Eddie Harris to hear about zoo star Leonard, a mysterious sleepy demon, something squishing, and a short king. It’s a two-parter! Maybe next week we’ll cover the plot of the movie!

Emily and Ky will be on a wild jungle ride the next couple weeks (assuming they can remember what they said they’d talk about), starting with a mysterious Tarzan knock-off: George of the Jungle! With the source material hopelessly out of budget, and Ky off her usual indulgence for the month, they’ve got even more questions and less answers than usual. But don’t worry! There’s plenty of jokes, animals raised by different species, classic cake smashes, bridges too far, and a new special segment. Hold onto your vine, and watch out for that tree!

Emily and Ky are back to talk about fashion, trauma, and friendship! *~Just Girly Things!~* It’s a movie Emily has declared a cult classic featuring probably the most free product placement in history: Josie and the Pussycats! It’s funny, it’s smart, and it features Rachael Leigh Cook in the Life Goals or Wife Goals role of a lifetime! You won’t want to miss this episode; it’s destined to be a Wine Weed Weird classic! Du jour means leave us a voice memo!

Emily and Ky have so much more to say about their favorite furry roommates! Emily’s in her judging corner re: outdoor cats! Emily and Ky love giving their cats drugs! Cats are tiny chill contortionists, and that’s not fair! They’re asking the tough questions like, “Do cats like hanging from things?” And, “Would you make a cat fill out a survey?” It’s the purrrfect episode!

Join Emily and Ky as they stagger out of Birthday Month by treating themselves to their favorite topic: cats! Not the musical, not the movie (though promise, they’re on the list), but their most regular and beloved podcasts guests! What makes cats so weird? Mostly the same things that make them wonderful! Emily and Ky cover habits, toys, and the precious relationships that make them forgive the destruction and chaos. Does Emily discuss leftist politics? Are cats perfect angel babies? More to come next week in part 2!

Emily and Ky are still playing Birthday Month catch-up, but they’re back only a day late ⏰ to talk about a clock-eating alien, a Jafar figure, and fat-phobia in any other language. It’s Muzzy! The remarkable new video language course that teaches children the same way they learn English! They’re going to watch the rest of it. Are you?

Emily and Ky are back with their non-political podcast to tell you that all of this is capitalism’s fault. Frankly, if commercials don’t make you feel that way, I don’t know what to tell you. Wax nostalgic for toys that looked really cool on tv, but sucked in real life! Learn remarkable language skills in a fancy dress! Get radicalized by a cat with a c-section! Slap your troubles away! Have pizza anytime! Please be our patrons so all we have to think about is making weird art!

Emily and Ky are back, and it IS a watch-along! Get ready for surprises, live reactions, remixes, anti-capitalist dialectics, songs about husbands who are coats, and completely natural heart attacks. It’s truly a thing of beauty.

It’s time for another throw-back internet adventure! Join Emily, Ky, and their mid-aughts internet counterparts for the worst kind of time travel, friendship kidneys, the best starfish ever, moon murder, and more! Get your family computer ready because it’s a watch-along episode! Come back next week for the grand finale! Will it be a watch-along? You can’t know! Put your money where your mouth is, but first put your mouth there!

Loyal listeners know what happens when Emily and Ky record two episodes in a row! Things get a little silly on the pod!!! With their special guest and friend of the pod, they discuss cults, high school, who they’d have sex with, childhood trauma, and their evolving experiences with this this quotable cult classic. Give them your money!!!

We admit it. Sometimes we phone it in. Sometimes Emily and Ky choose a super chill, silly little low-hanging fruit topic. And then they end up talking about…well…you’d better just tune in. Are cannibals born, or made? Is there some kind of hotline you can call? Why the fuck does Emily’s smoke detector keep going off? We pack a lot into a half an hour.

Emily and Ky are back with continuity issues, and tooth trauma to tackle the TikTok trends of the future! And also talk about birds! And you know how much they love birds. You won’t want to miss this episode. It’s everything that makes Wine, Weed, Weird! great!

Emily and Ky are back for the New Year, and they are giving MORE in 2020-WHORE! Did they miss a week? Yes, they did. The second week ever missed in Wine, Weed, Weird! History! Speaking of which, does anyone know how to re-release an old episode? No one at Wine, Weed, Weird! Headquarters currently does. Anyway, don’t sweat it. Emily and Ky are still in the holiday spirit, and they have loads to discuss: Toy fads! Do they still exist? Conversion! Is it acceptable to de-convert? Computer animation in the 90’s! The penguins are weird, but are they cute? Ethics! Is encouraging anti-social behavior and selling a recklessly dangerous toy tantamount to murdering children? All this and more packed into this shorty!

If there was a podcast award for the most false advertising in an episode title, we’d win hands down. We’re back a day late but never a dollar short with Kevin’s complicated backstory as told to a five-year-old, the most convoluted way of solving a non-existent problem anyone’s ever heard of, and an unknown he/him party bringing smiles everywhere he goes. Listen while you wrap gifts! It’ll be fun! Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays from our litty titty hearts to yours.

Listen. Sometimes an episode comes along where Emily and Ky are especially incoherent. Where they’re laughing so hard they choke on their own wretched spittle. Is it really possible anyone greenlit a script this unhinged? Maybe…if you truly believe in Christmas miracles. Meet Santa, who is a giver not a taker, and also stressed, a family of irresponsible dog owners and dj wanna-be’s, a 300-year-old chef child, a snowman who does not matter, and of course, the #1 hottest Swedish super model/actress. This Christmas, nothing matters except believing. Literally. Nothing. Except maybe stealing pens. It’s a two-parter.

Let’s just get into it. What’s up with Tiny Tim? Why was he so excited about the goose? Is the Goose song going to be his first rap single? And did his dad get over that whole thing pretty fast or what? But more importantly! Why is the Ghost of Christmas Present so charming? Why are Emily and Ky’s cats so cute? What’s even the point of creepy trash bag ghost if Scrooge is already convinced? You’ve got questions, we’ve got…more questions! Merry Christmas!!!

It’s in the singing of the street corner choir! It’s going home and getting warm by the fire! Love is not gone when the Muppets invade the ultimate in Christmas Classics: A Christmas Carol! Emily and Ky are delighted to ring in this year’s holiday season with a creepy Christmas tale that they have lots of questions about. Who the fuck designed the ghost of Christmas past character? Did Scrooge know he was a dick? What would you do if a bell started ringing by itself in your house? Seriously, why is this movie creepy as hell? If your only punishment is wearing chains, can’t you just sit down? What is the distribution system for the Christmas ghosts? Quell surprise: it’s a two-parter! Tune in next week for more!

Gobble, Gobble, folks! Happy Thanksgiving from all of us here at Wine, Weed, Weird Productions! Joining our family this year is…Ludacris!!!!! (Yeah…yeah…yeah…) Emily and Ky got the scoop on snotty teen daughter, merry younger son, bitter vegan aunt, strange noises in the woods, and the Rootin’ Tootin’, Hootin’ and Hollerin’, Horny Hoodoo Doodoo! Give it a listen!

You’ve been hearing Emily and Ky drop hints for a few episodes now, and it’s finally time to bravely enter the strangest mis-named Manor of all time! Meet the MILFS and their sons, and get ready for bootleg sex ed, literal and metaphorical dirty laundry, confusing belief systems, concerning relationship dynamics, and classic reality show drama. Emily and Ky consider family abolition, midwestern values, and what makes a great sandwich. Don’t miss it!