In this episode, we get very personal. If you feel like you don't know me well enough, here ya go. I talk about my period, my hair, and just about every other bodily function I've ever experienced. Bodies are normal. In this house, there's no shame. Only helpful input. We're gonna learn things about each other. We're a family.  Seriously if you're shy about this kind of stuff, you may wanna sit this one out. I won't take it personal. 

Listen. Y'all can't hang. I don't care what month it is.  Also this is just for fun so din't be insane. Thanks. 

That guy from Letterkenny, I got the name wrong. Oops.

Look I'm sorry but titles that look like that make me laugh so hard ON GOD. This is me doing exactly what I said I was gonna do. I'm working on my shit. If I keep ignoring it, nothing will get bette. This is what progress looks like for me. Also if you're gonna treat me differently or throw this shit in my face, go away and die somewhere. I don't have time for all that. WATCH ME cut yo ass off. 

Welcome to the livestock convention.  I'm tryin' my BEST.  So basically we’re all over the place and we’re also eating things.

I also had a panic attack. These... Fuckers... are some peepee suckers.

I think I may beed some help. XD I'm not quite sure what to do at this point. BUT, if I get a diagnosis, I can make jokes about it without being an ass! We love awkward coping skills! Holy God somebody please understand me. 

We need to stop saying we're sorry for simply existing. We also need to assign a cute little name for the center of a circle. Someone come on the podcast with me and talk about something cool. 

Yo how was the first month... ever? The first ever month, you guys. Can you believe it? We've never experienced a month before. I'm so blown away by this MONTH.  but seriously let's hope the next one gets better.  

You’re having dinner with your family the other day...

Put your shit on the table in front of you and spread it all around. Sift through your shit. Sort out whatever you find. Analyze the shit within your shit and understand it. Stinks, don't it? Alright. Clean off your table and remember this moment. You can't hold in all your shit. It's unhealthy. Now wash your hands and go play outside. 

Yes. We’re still on the coochie candles

This Smells Like My Vagina. It’s my new candle! Ever wondered what my wiffwaff smells like? Here. Have a sniff. Literally what is Goop? Like why does this shit exist?

I'm not doin' this shit no more. I ain't doin' it! I’m not gonna punish myself. I’m not gonna put myself down and I’m not gonna let others do it. You gotta atop doin’ that shit too.

Not everything has to be so heavy. Here’s some random anusry because sometimes we all just need a break.

So, I don't talk much about my personal life because... I don't wanna, but I wanted to. make this one because I just really think it's important. If you're a young ace face, I love you so much. I don't ever want anyone to have to feel the way I felt. Contact me. Let's be friends, man. Share your story. Let these fuckers know that we're real-ass people and we deserve respect too. 

We got fun and games. 

Let’s all work on not being asses. I don’t know but this stuff was on my mind.

I’ll see you on the other side.

This is the quality content you’ve been looking for. I AM A PROFESSIONAL.

Man I don’t know what to say right now. I’m so upset v

These are things that keep me up at night. Quite literally, I might add.

What’s the best worst joke you have ever heard? Ya know I ask y’all questions all the time and none of y’all ever answer. I know you can hear me. Man y’all are mean.

Listen... LISTEN. Just... just listen. I don’t know. Hi. I love you.