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Kye
This will hopefully turn out to be an interactive podcast where we can talk about anything and everything. We’re all friends here. I’m a little... messed up, so maybe there’s someone out there who’s a little messed up too. Let’s be messed up together.
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Episode 129: I Am Confusion.

Episode 129: I Am Confusion.

I am confused and I’m disappointed. I refuse to believe this is normal. I mean, I guess it is and it always has been but I really wish things were different. Those of you who don’t suck, thank you. I am so lucky to have found you. I wish everyone was like you. You are the reason I live. 
01:00:1523/11/2024
Episode 128: Drugs

Episode 128: Drugs

I do not weed. I cannot weed. I wish I could enjoy shit like y'all can. I can't have SHIT in this house!
01:00:4016/11/2024
Episode 127: UnsubDIED. (FEAT. Larrico Johhanson)

Episode 127: UnsubDIED. (FEAT. Larrico Johhanson)

Hey.! It’s Kyle Victorious here. I said I was gonna put something in the description but I forgot what it was. Anyway, Happy Halloween!
01:06:4731/10/2024
Hello! I just wanted to say I was right real quick.

Hello! I just wanted to say I was right real quick.

I know everything.
13:4025/09/2024
(NAE) the comedown

(NAE) the comedown

Well, I'm not hypomanic anymore.
32:1825/09/2024
Do I make you rRAaAAaNNDDYyyYYY??

Do I make you rRAaAAaNNDDYyyYYY??

I hope not. Listen ladies I know that a lot of the time y’all just dress up and show out because you’re feelin’ yourselves and it doesn’t have anything to do with anyone else. Trust me. I know, but my point still stands. I don’t think EVERYTHING people do is about hittin’ the skins, but a lot of it is. That’s all I’m tryna say. I just wanted to put that here in case someone got a lil’ salty. A lot of this is based on what a friend told me. She said that everything down to her walk was about catching the eyes of anyone she interacted with. 🤷🏽‍♂️ I’m just going off of what I was told so please don’t be mad at me. 😂 I mean no one said anything to me but I just wanted to get ahead of it.
22:0416/09/2024
(another non-episode) This one's for the bipolar bears.

(another non-episode) This one's for the bipolar bears.

Dude... I'm just tryna figure it out. Don't mind me. Just let me talk it out. I'll be back at some point, I'm sure.
41:1315/09/2024
Thanks for bein' here.

Thanks for bein' here.

Let's hope everything turns out okay. I'll be horribly embarrassed otherwise.
18:1921/08/2024
...bro I'm so mad bro...

...bro I'm so mad bro...

so.... like........ You're gonna be on this journey with me. Here's where we're at. I don't... Thanks for hanging out with me. I'm gonna try to win this for us.
01:08:1627/07/2024
"What's In Your Head?"

"What's In Your Head?"

Dude I'm tired. I'm really not being that dramatic when I act like everything is just too much. It is. The simplest tasks are near impossible. You neurotypicals wouldn't last a day inside my head. Aye six times for the kids like me who got ADHD just to...
16:1322/07/2024
Episode 126 (pt. 2): The Flavor of Humanity

Episode 126 (pt. 2): The Flavor of Humanity

Okay now let's do a silly one! 🤪
01:13:5415/07/2024
Episode 126 (pt. 1): Mirrors (FEAT. Topher

Episode 126 (pt. 1): Mirrors (FEAT. Topher

We talk about being neuro, of course. You could say that we... reflect... on ourselves and our experiences. 🤭🤭
01:23:3915/07/2024
Episode 125: I love you, Gen A! (UnsubSquad)

Episode 125: I love you, Gen A! (UnsubSquad)

We talk about slang. I try to figure out slang. I’m still hip! I’m still happenin’! We also talk about separating the art from the artist. We talk about artists and music in general because of course we do. 
01:40:0211/07/2024
Episode 124 (2/2): Nobody Wants a Limp Biscuit.

Episode 124 (2/2): Nobody Wants a Limp Biscuit.

I mean… we interview each other, ya know? 😂  That’s the whole thing. We just sit around and share our musical opinions. Come hang out next time. 
01:38:5304/07/2024
Episode 124 (1/2): Play Something Brown. (FEAT. Topher and Stephen)

Episode 124 (1/2): Play Something Brown. (FEAT. Topher and Stephen)

Look. We talk about music. That’s the whole thing. We just nerd out about music. If that’s your thing, you might like it. 😊  Part two is less technical and more casual opinion based. 
01:37:2904/07/2024
Episode 123 (2/2): The Taste of Manhood

Episode 123 (2/2): The Taste of Manhood

Communication is key.  Next up, the flavor of humanity! 
01:15:0527/06/2024
Episode 123 (1/2): An Autistic Request (FEAT. Topher)

Episode 123 (1/2): An Autistic Request (FEAT. Topher)

I got to sit down with Squaaud again! Neuros! Wanna talk to all of you. 
01:33:1227/06/2024
I'm not back yet, but almost.

I'm not back yet, but almost.

Hey. 👋 😊 How's the music to vocal ratio? Is this one too quiet? Am I clipping? Does my vocal sound harsh? I'll get back at it soon. I just wanna fix some things. Feedback is always welcome. I like that face you got.
06:5416/06/2024
Episode 122: You Must Know. (FEAT. Butters)

Episode 122: You Must Know. (FEAT. Butters)

I... am at aa loss for words. This is my dream come true. My words resonated with someone. Somebody actually found my podcast. Like, nobody sent to this person in my podcast. They just found my podcast. Someone super far away from me just found my podcast and liked it. This is crazy! I never thought this would happen. he reached out to me like four years ago and I’m so glad that I finally get to meet him. This is so amazing. I wish I could articulate how amazing this is. I just can’t believe it. I can’t believe somebody who has no idea who I am found my podcast and liked it. my words matter. That’s insane. I’ve never been told that my words matter. Not to hear his words! His words matter! I’m so sorry this is the stupidest description ever but I just never thought that something like this would happen. I am literally so lucky. I am so lucky. Anyway, we talk about liars! We talk a lot about liars. We talk a lot about human behavior. We talk a lot about things that I normally talk about on this podcast. 😂😂 We talk a lot about liars.
01:31:2625/04/2024
Episode 121 📺: Don't Talk In My House! (Feat. Adam and the UnsubSquad)

Episode 121 📺: Don't Talk In My House! (Feat. Adam and the UnsubSquad)

We talked in my house. Special thanks to Adam (from podcast, Adam Has a Beard) for being with us today.
01:35:4028/03/2024
NOT AN EPISODE: Dreams II

NOT AN EPISODE: Dreams II

I’m gonna be a DJ some day. 
53:5324/03/2024
Episode 120: another coward... (FEAT. Perri)

Episode 120: another coward... (FEAT. Perri)

Well, Dude I'm so disappointed. Y'all are fuckin' YOCKY. Not even yucky no more y'all yucky What the hell is wrong with you? If you wanna have a shit life, cool, but keep us out of it. We're the good ones. Leave us alone. This one hurts. This one hurts for real. Also, if you (one of the good ones) wanna come tell your story, you're more than welcome.
01:13:0519/03/2024
Episode 119: Have Fun.

Episode 119: Have Fun.

I don't really know what to say here in the description. Just listen. Just listen and then do something that makes you happy. Go easy on yourself. You deserve good things. Go get them. Enjoy them.
56:5205/03/2024
Episode 118 📺: This why y’all are yucky.

Episode 118 📺: This why y’all are yucky.

Today, the pod squad talks about the child who waxed 24 grown-ass women, the raggedy hoe at the Omah Lay concert, the Cinderella castle burning down, the Super Bowl half time show, parenting, smart glasses, FUCKIN’ POINTLESS CREAMS LIKE SWEETENED CONDENSED MILK AND HALF AND HALF AND HEAVY WHIPPING CREAM AND SHIT, and some other shit that I can’t remember bro we talk about a lot. If you didn’t know about these things, now ya do. 😊
01:22:3401/03/2024
Y’all are yucky.

Y’all are yucky.

This is literally just me being unlikable for 40 minutes. I would love to talk with the group about some of these things.
40:5724/02/2024
Episode 117: You’re Too Old (I Don’t Like the Way You Move)

Episode 117: You’re Too Old (I Don’t Like the Way You Move)

Listen. I don’t understand how you guys think. I really don’t. I don’t get it. Cheating isn’t okay. I don’t care which role you plaid in the situation. You’re shitty. Don’t be shitty. Stop it. Someone explain to me why I’m wrong. Is this one of those unwritten social exceptions that I don’t know about?  UGHK I sound like a total girl every time I talk about pop culture. 
49:5304/02/2024
Episode 116: Beefin' (FEAT. Nella and Ezrick)

Episode 116: Beefin' (FEAT. Nella and Ezrick)

Well, we talk about Gypsy Rose for a lil' bit and we talk a lot about rap.
01:28:4230/01/2024
Episode 115: Cry It Out

Episode 115: Cry It Out

I am not educated in... anything... and that is why I talk about... everything. I wanna hear all about the way you were raised and how you turned out. Let's figure out how to create a happier generation. :-)
01:01:2728/01/2024
Episode 114 📺: He’s got the Puth real bad. (FEAT. Adam, Ezrick, and Daisy)

Episode 114 📺: He’s got the Puth real bad. (FEAT. Adam, Ezrick, and Daisy)

Don’t get the Puth. Dont get the Griffin either.  I’m bad at descriptions.  Also, the synth that Owl City used at the end of that song is THEE synth. Like that is the radiate synth. He used the same one at the end of that song to create the ringtone.
01:19:4223/01/2024
Episode 113 📺: Things Kye Doesn’t Know

Episode 113 📺: Things Kye Doesn’t Know

Isn’t Pete Buttigieg, the mayor of Utah? 
01:26:3221/01/2024
Episode 112 (pt. 2): Rest In POWER, Motherfucker!

Episode 112 (pt. 2): Rest In POWER, Motherfucker!

I met these two through Jason, obviously. If you'd like to hear more of Adam, you can find him on his podcast, Adam Has A Beard. If you wanna hear more Jeffrey, you can hear him on the often-mentioned podcast, Public Access America. He also featured in Adam Has A Beard and other things, I'm sure. We all love you, Jason. Thank you for everything. Goodbye, friend. Rest in power. Motherfucker.
01:16:5618/01/2024
Episode 112 (pt. 1) 📺: This is jjjJason!

Episode 112 (pt. 1) 📺: This is jjjJason!

Ezrick and Daisy sat with me during this livestream and we just remembered our friend.
01:15:3117/01/2024
Jason Still Sucks.

Jason Still Sucks.

This is hard. This is really hard. Some would say that it's hard in the yard. XD Real talk though... This is... This is not easy for me.
43:4413/01/2024
Episode 111 📺: I forgot how to do this.

Episode 111 📺: I forgot how to do this.

It's been, what? A week? How did I forget how to set up a podcast? Anyway, we're all over the country and we're on the same bullshit. How sweet. Here are some of our famous ads. From Daisy (CA): https://youtu.be/5UDdbpi34Eg?si=7MEzshzfN9G7kHz- https://youtu.be/tYhSVzQUvKg?si=AjT7uAxIquExtbvi From Ezrick (RI): https://youtu.be/XS-UafOhmlw?si=__woD-2as9f9XkhD https://youtu.be/F94DBBJjzko?feature=shared From Madison (OH) https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6koCAXFb63M From Kye (KY): https://youtu.be/AMGD_lcUU3s?si=NagB9yYc5mqyW0iO
01:18:1908/01/2024
Episode 110: To All The Ones I Met This Year...

Episode 110: To All The Ones I Met This Year...

This year was amazing. Maybe next tear will be amazing, too. Gosh, I really hope so.
38:0730/12/2023
Episode 109 📺: Go Fight, Sports!

Episode 109 📺: Go Fight, Sports!

They all sports. I don't sports. Also, Daisy sold drugs back in the day and I don't know what else I can really say about this one.
01:43:1817/12/2023
Episode 108 📺: Palm Flakes

Episode 108 📺: Palm Flakes

I don't know.
01:21:0909/12/2023
Episode 107: A Message For the Young One

Episode 107: A Message For the Young One

If you’re still growing up and you don’t have anyone to look up to…. Well you definitely shouldn’t look up to me but lemme talk to ya for a lil’ minute. Whatever you’ve got goin’ on, man, I promise you’re not as out there as you think you are.  Are ya neuro? Are ya queer? Specifically aro/ace? Ya brown? Are ya disabled?  Well guess what. That’s crazy! What’s that like? 😂😂😂😂💀 No but for real, dude, I doubt you’ll make it through this whole episode and walk out with more confidence, but I still hope you do. I’m hopeful.  Anyway, go drink some water and take a walk. I don’t care. It’s good for you! 
01:15:1905/12/2023
Episode 106 📺: “No, STOOPID.” (FEAT. Daisy, Nella, and Ezrick)

Episode 106 📺: “No, STOOPID.” (FEAT. Daisy, Nella, and Ezrick)

This is my first livestream!! I’m just feeling it out. Well, THIS is the audio version. Anyway here’s the link to my YouTube channel if you’d rather watch a podcast for whatever reason.  https://www.youtube.com/@unsubscribe_kye
01:29:1101/12/2023
Episode 105: Look out for yourself! (Try planting a dud.)

Episode 105: Look out for yourself! (Try planting a dud.)

Wanna play a game?  Today, we talk about another technique that can be really effective when it comes to social self- preservation.  If you listen to this podcast, you’re obviously at least a little like me. We need to be protected at all cost. Like, we rock, bro, and it’s brutal out here! I’ve got your back. I’ve got you. I fully intend to feed the block. 😂 I will always share these things with you and I really hope they help. Let me know if this helps! Thanks to @ohyesitslizzyb on tiktok. Just type in “planting a dud” and you’ll see her. Oh! I’m gonna say it again for good measure. Don’t ever listen to me. Not when it comes to the technical shit. This podcast as a whole contains my personal observations and my personal observations alone.
01:01:4907/11/2023
NOT AN EPISODE: Shut up, Justin!

NOT AN EPISODE: Shut up, Justin!

I’m just talking pop culture… poorly. This isn’t an episode. This doesn’t count. 
44:1105/11/2023
Episode 104: Oh, that scares the hell out of me.

Episode 104: Oh, that scares the hell out of me.

Bro. I am telling you right now that this episode did not want to be created. As soon as I pressed record, the universe said no. She said, "Oh, you wanna talk about things that give you the creeps, huh? Well good luck mixing this. It's not even recording right. It's having trouble uploading as well. Also, your wifi is out, so good luck posting it. Also also, I've just killed your phone. Your cell phone is dead. .Happy Halloween, Kye." I'm headstrong. That's just what it is. I hope it turns out okay anyway.
01:06:2231/10/2023
Episode 103: Repeat after me. (FEAT. Ezrick and Larry)

Episode 103: Repeat after me. (FEAT. Ezrick and Larry)

Y’all… we’ve been waiting for this moment for years. We love a full circle. 42:15 title track
01:10:5728/10/2023
Episode 102: Dude Wipes (FEAT. Austin and Ezrick)

Episode 102: Dude Wipes (FEAT. Austin and Ezrick)

If you’re not new here, you know Ezrick. Well here’s Austin, “the kick from the south” as he calls himself. This is their episode.! The guys are just tellin’ their stories. Wanna hear about their trips to Utah? 😂💀
01:10:2217/10/2023
NOT AN EPISODE - Dreams

NOT AN EPISODE - Dreams

If there’s anything I’ve learned over the past… at all; ever, it’s that I’m gonna be me no matter what, so I might as well be on my side and start doing myself some favors. Goddammit I’m gonna try like hell to build the life I always dreamt of. I don’t have any other choice. Let’s see if I ever manage to do it! Tune in next time, kids!
51:4710/10/2023
Episode 101: I THOUGHT GOD DIDN’T MAKE MISTAKES! 😱 😫 (FEAT. Topher)

Episode 101: I THOUGHT GOD DIDN’T MAKE MISTAKES! 😱 😫 (FEAT. Topher)

I got Topher on the cast…  I have been waiting for this one. This is art. That’s what this is. This is art.  Today, we talk religion. We talk religion and we distort the mic every chance we get and I love it. Everything is hilarious .
01:07:2430/09/2023
Episode 100 (pt. 3): Utah.

Episode 100 (pt. 3): Utah.

I think I’ve already said everything that can be said. I mean fuck I’m sure I did. I have been talking non stop I hope I got it all in. Jesus Christ!  Uhhh here’s this.  https://spotify.link/QnpoNc2riDb Thank you for being here. You are always welcome on planet Kye.
01:27:1122/09/2023
Episode 100 (pt. 2): Tell me your story!

Episode 100 (pt. 2): Tell me your story!

If you are not new here, you know, that’s some thing I always say is that every single one of us has a story worth sharing. I think it is amazing that people have come onto my platform to share their stories. That is probably the coolest thing ever. I will never get tired of hearing what you guys have to say, even when it’s fucking ridiculous, because then we can all make fun of you. :-) I would never make fun of somebody unless they were being… Awful.
01:29:1622/09/2023
Episode 100 (pt. 1): This is my story.

Episode 100 (pt. 1): This is my story.

This episode is a series all on its own. It’s literally a three-part episode and all three parts are fucking long. I don’t even think I can legally Culver’s in episode, but I’m gonna do it anyway because nobody’s gonna stop me. Anyway, life is such a beautiful mess and I’m glad I got to share it with you. Here’s a look back on the past 100 episodes. This is my story, and I can’t wait to hear yours.  
01:36:4922/09/2023
Episode 99: "Britney Jean" Is Not My Lover.

Episode 99: "Britney Jean" Is Not My Lover.

This album............................. I just... This episode isn't for everyone. I'm not sure it's for anyone, but... here ya go.
01:02:2729/08/2023