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Kye
This will hopefully turn out to be an interactive podcast where we can talk about anything and everything. We’re all friends here. I’m a little... messed up, so maybe there’s someone out there who’s a little messed up too. Let’s be messed up together.
Episode 54: 'Taking the Piss (w/ Sheri)
I am so American it's annoying...
01:24:2716/03/2021
This isn’t anything important.
I was just thinking. I had lots of feelings and I had to get them out. Anyway I’ll have actual content out on Tuesday.
14:2613/03/2021
Episode 53: Taking Notes with Xhy and Kye
So we're nerds... Here are some nerdy music stories. :-)
01:27:4102/03/2021
Episode 52: I Think We're Alone Now.
My creativity has take a huge hit lately and it's definitely not... not completely noticeable. Here's another look into the absolute horror that takes place inside my head. We're just gonna play it week by week for a while. I mean I'm really grasping here but I don't want to stop because it does make me feel better.
01:01:0523/02/2021
Episode 51: Blindtok - A Conversation
Today, I sit down with legally blind/visually impaired tiktok creators. I mean we talk through discord, which I do not know how to use because I'm an old-ass motherfucker. I'm late to the party. I know. I literally always am. If you're here because of tiktok, hi! Welcome! Do you have a story that you would like the community to hear? Let me know. I would love to feature you. My audience is small but that just means we don't have trolls here. *knock on wood*
01:34:4716/02/2021
About this episode...
So I there are things that I don't talk about a whole lot... When you see me out in public, don't talk to me about it. Honestly this episode is not even about me. It's about them. Listen to them.
21:3416/02/2021
Episode 50: Pointless Life Updates and Youtube Drama
Honestly you can probably skip this one and not miss a thing, but sometimes we just need sounds, so here's some sounds.
01:07:4326/01/2021
Episode: 49: Don't Let Them Do This.
Today, we talk about how people like to make you feel inferior during an argument. Please call this out. It's not okay and it needs to stop. Let's be respectful. We're all people.
No wait I can do better.
*clears throat*
YOU are under ATTACK right now, but you can handle it the RIGHT way because you're not a PATHETIC LITTLE SWINE OF A PERSON. Listen to what I say if you don't want to be on the WRONG side of a debate.
01:02:2019/01/2021
Episode 48: Oh- Oh God...
I mean the title says it all. Let's pretend that none of this is real. :-)
01:03:1112/01/2021
Episode 47: Twinny Twinny-Win (FEAT. my mom)
It's that time again. Mama Kye is back. I'm so done talking about 2020 after this.
01:06:5901/01/2021
Episode 46: The End of 2020
BITCH IT'S OVER HELL YES also New Years episode because duh.
01:05:3529/12/2020
Episode 45: The BOYZ Are BACK. (FEAT. Michael)
I was lucky enough to reconnect with an old friend. I guess, if you ever wondered what I was like, ummmmm I was exactly the same. Part two will come out next week. I would usually put part 2 to like the day after so you don't have to wait but I've been sooooo busy and that one may need to be edited a bit.
01:13:1815/12/2020
Episode 44: I'm Radio Rebel.
So I watched another Disney Channel original movie for the first time. Also music. We talk a lot about music in this one, so I want you to listen to it, vibe it, really really dig on it, and then, tell me how you feel. XD
57:5908/12/2020
Episode 43: Let's Talk About Shadow Work.
Getting to know every part of yourself is so important. I've had to learn the;t ignoring parts of yourself won't make them go away. Learning to work along side the more mysterious parts of yourself will make you a much more powerful person. No one can use anything against you when you've already come to terms with it all. Know your worth. Keep learning. You're much more fascinating than you think you are. Start peeling those layers back and see what you find.
49:4101/12/2020
Episode 42: It's been a year.
Well, three days from now it'll have been a year but whatever. Thank you for sticking around. I look forward to spending another year with you and anyone else who decides to join along the way.
30:0824/11/2020
Episode 40: the Sword, the Tree, and the Lube (FEAT. Cydney & Ari)
Meat mountain. >:)
01:09:1910/11/2020
Episode 40 is VERY EXPLICIT.
Just be careful. We sat a lot of.... things. You may wanna sit this one out. It’s a little gross.
01:5506/11/2020
Episode 39: Well, it's Election Day... (The Best Poops)
I'm literally just dicking around for an hour. We're not talking politics today. I'm done.
56:5503/11/2020
Happy Tuesday!
It’s my bird day.
04:5927/10/2020
Episode 37: What You Settle For
Please stop putting up with abuse. There is no time for it. There is no damn reason for it. We don't do that here. None of that shit here.
54:4529/09/2020
Episode 36: Be Yourself. Love Yourself. (FEAT. Amie)
Know Yourself. Grow Yourself.
In this episode, we talk about witchcraft, race, and interpersonal relationships. We talk about other stuff too but yeah.
56:5822/09/2020
Episode 35: The HALLOWEEN CHALLENGE
My song chords: (ukulele, of course)
F major, A7, D minor, Bb major, Bb minor, G minor, and G major The Ike was tuned down a whole step for this recording.
I'll teach you the song if you want. Just contact me.
Lyrics:
V1
I'll be Sam Manson if you'll be my Danny Phantom
I'll be Barnacle Boy if you be my Mermaid Man and
I'll be the mild sauce and you could be the white guy
or I could be a midwesterner if you just let me sneak right past ya
CHOR.
I don't know what you've got planned
but if I get to hold your hand and walk around with you
there's nothing else I'd rather do so
I don't think you understand, my love, it doesn't matter where we are or what we do if I can spend my Halloween with you
Vw
I'll be the antivaxxer if you be the plague
or I'll be Prison Mike if you be a dementor
I'll be emo just like middle school and you could be my mom's serrated knife
If you're the Tiger King then I can be your Carol Baskin
Should you choose to be Wade Robson, I can be your Michael Jackson
15:0015/09/2020
Episode 34: I'm Sorry.
Take that stupid look off your face. I'm not apologizing for the last episode I posted... or... the one that came out two weeks ago, rather. I'm saying I'm sorry because this episode is a bit all over the place and it's definitely not one that I feel is important. It's just kinda one of those lighter episodes but hey we all need some of that. In this one, we talk about WAP, BLM, and some other things with letters in them.
55:1808/09/2020
Episode 33: Outside Part 2 (also Feat. Jazzy)
We did some cool shit. Check out my page.
42:3402/09/2020
Episode 33: Outside FEAT. Sara, Travis, Valerie, and Ryan)
We were outside. Things just kinda happened like that.
01:13:2001/09/2020
Episode 32: Use Your Words
I'm mad. I've got some shit to say. Use your words. Stop being an abusive, manipulative assmuncher. Don't mess with someone else's mental because you have issues of your own. Work. On. Your. Shit. Use your mothafukkin words, bitch.
53:4425/08/2020
Episode 31: TRIGGER WARNING
Yes. The episode is called "Trigger Warning". Please be careful, Sensitive topics are at play here.
46:1718/08/2020
Episode 30: Just Me *shrug*
So It's pretty much just me. Obviously my roommates just haaaaave to make an appearance. XD
So today, I learn you some shit. We have a lil' talk. We all gotta work on some things. I mean we always do. OH! We also talk about race, anuses, and apple juice. One of those isn't true. It's up to you to find out.
01:03:3611/08/2020
Episode 29: Witches, Bitches, and Ghosts...
Oh my!
57:1828/07/2020
You’re doing good. Keep doing good.
L don’t text your ex. I don’t care if it’s an ex-boyfriend, an ex-girlfriend, and ex best friend, and estranged family member… Just don’t text your ex. I promise when you wake up in the morning you’ll be so glad that you didn’t do that. I love you. Give me a hug.
04:0126/07/2020
Episode 28: The Start of Something New...
We're gonna share some spooky stories. This is gonna be a mini series. Somebody give it a name.
Ally's got the first episode. I'm not sure who's got the next one.
01:05:0221/07/2020
Episode 27: This Is My House.
I pay. the bills.
01:05:4214/07/2020
Episode 26: Manifest That Shit.
So I'm probably gonna take another brea-
LISTEN SHIT IS CRAZY AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT'S GOIN' ON ANYMORE SO I'LL BE BACK WHEN I GET BACK HELL I DON'T KNOW...
01:06:1530/06/2020
Episode 25 Part 2
Listen I've got a lot going on at the moment.
01:04:0123/06/2020
Episode 25: Unhealthy Relationships and ADD part 1 (FEAT. Ally)
Look we just talk. We talk for a long time. We don't know how to stick to a subject or... we just talk. That's it.
01:14:2116/06/2020
Hey, ummm... real quick...
Here’s an update type thing. I don’t know what else to say. Things are a bit strange at the moment.
05:5312/06/2020
Episode 24: Goth Glutei (FEAT. Amie)
So whenever I have others on my podcast, I like to give them the floor as much as I can. This is Amie. She is Pagan, pansexual, in an open BDSM relationship... basically we are different in a lot of ways and I just really like hearing new prospectives and listening to what people have to say. You may hear some new voices this year. At least I hope you do.
01:05:2309/06/2020
Episode 23: ICUP (FEAT. Gennah)
Meet Gennah. She's like me but also not a thing like me at all. I'm not sure anyone is very much like me at all. I'm really not sure what else to say.
58:4902/06/2020
Episode 22: Maybe she's bad for you. Maybe it's NPD.
Quick update! Please refer to episode 60. Okay thanks bye. I'm back! Ummmm I learned some things since we last spoke and I would like to talk with you about it. Things are... this pandemic sucks, huh?
01:14:3626/05/2020
WE. ARE ON. A BREAK.
Sooooo I'm not doing very well. I'm gonna take a step back and work on my shit. I'll be back soon. Thank you
01:4428/04/2020
Episode 21: Psychological Trauma and Self-Discovery
So Jaclyn responded and I still think she's in the wrong. Fight me about it. Also, ummmmmmm I'm a little messed up. I didn't think I was this messed up, but like... I've got some shit to work out. Okay.
01:06:3621/04/2020
Ehh.
Ughk.
16:5015/04/2020
Episode 20: Ringtones, YouTube, and I got a little mad...
This one is... long. I know. I'm sorry. If you're not big into YouTube you'll probably only find the first twenty minutes enjoyable. Also hey I made it to 20! That's cool, right? So I recorded this one like a month ago so if there's any follow-up that I didn't mention, it's because it didn't happen until after this was recorded. I'm curious to know what happens with the Morgan situation between the time of this recording and release.
01:12:4614/04/2020
Episode 19: Tattoosday. :-)
So toDAY, I'm gonna talk about (YOU GUESSED IT) sports. Basically if you were curious, here's some information. I know I like hearing about other people's ink. Maybe you do too. I don't know.
57:0007/04/2020
Episode 18: More Womanly Words (more TMI)
So this is an update . Here, we continue to talk about my bodily functions from head to toe, so again, if you wanna sit this one out, I understand. I'll see you next week. I think that's my tattoo episode.
58:4631/03/2020
Episode 17: With Great Success comes Great Retaliation.
Why can't e just be confident without everybody being haters? Stop being' a hater! LET US LIVE!
Also I'm black and I do black people things.
Also also, PERIODS. Ladies, this one's for you.
01:03:1424/03/2020
These are some... interesting times...
This virus has us all fucked up. I'm sorry. What can I do? How can I help?
27:5321/03/2020
Ope. Can't leave without this!
I've got something to add. This one's for the givers.
15:0917/03/2020
Episode 16: Reaching Out (attention seekers, compulsive liars, manipulators...)
I probably made shit mad confusing by saying "this person" or "that dude" and shit... I should have just given fake names but like... the little details really aren't super important. It's fine as long as you kinda get what I'm trying to say. Cool.
01:08:0317/03/2020
Episode 15: Fuck. Jazz.
I'm not sure how to describe this one. What the hell else is new? I just recorded this and I only remember like two things I said. I had fun though, so maybe you will too. I hope so. :). So I did most of this when I was home alone. I forgot to mention that. The beginning was done the day before and then I recorded the bulk of the cast the next day when I was alone.
01:05:0110/03/2020