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Tommy, Kej & Sach
Laugh along with Tommy, Kej and Sach as they chat about all things Desi and British… this is the ultimate podcast to put a smile on your face!
57: Last Of The Decade
The boys look back at the decade as they share post Christmas and pre New Year stories.
57:5431/12/2019
56: Christmas In A Tin
The boys are going through their plans for Christmas day and receive a very important email from Australia.
01:11:5724/12/2019
55: We Love Mexican Jokes
Find out how to avoid stress during the festive period and have you ever tried a Christmosa?
01:02:1319/12/2019
54: Samosas and Chickpea Curry
Tommy makes fresh samosas to munch on for the boys while they discuss 'Pumpadoms' and Desi emojis.
01:01:4612/12/2019
53: Happy Birthday To The Brownload
Sach is back just in time to celebrate 1 year of the podcast! There's talk of our favourite pyjamas and Tommy has tales from his sailing days!
01:05:4205/12/2019
52: Juhi Chawla Invited Us Over
For our special 52nd episode, marking one year of Brownload baqwaas and brilliance, we went round to the beautiful (in every sense) Juhi Chawla's home for a whole bunch of laughs.
56:3328/11/2019
51: Two Sandhus For The Price Of One
When Kej fails to get a guest on the podcast, it's desperate times as Tommy pulls in his cousin... or is it his brother? You decide!
57:5021/11/2019
50: Eshaan Akbar: Infidel-ity Man
Currently on tour with his one man show "Infidel-ity", funny geeza Eshaan stops by Tommy's kitchen table to eat pijja and talk sneezing and lift etiquette.
59:3114/11/2019
49: Bollywood Royalty Soni Razdan
Tommy catches up with Alia Bhatt's mum, Soni Razdan about her current stage role in "When Crows Visit" and Kej has a cold remedy for Sach... and it doesn't smell... no it really doesn't!
01:03:3907/11/2019
48: Do Bears Go To The Loo While Hibernating?
Important questions are answered by The Brownload boys and they share the things they learnt this week
57:1831/10/2019
47: Mumzy Conquers Vertigo
Talking about his new album "Vertigo" titled around his real life struggles with the condition, Mumzy hangs out with us and his executive producer Lyan.
56:0524/10/2019
46: The One Man Army Jaz Dhami
The boys finally got Jaz around the kitchen table to talk food, music and have a go at Podioke
01:05:0917/10/2019
45: Brown Men Can't Make Paasta
Tommy gives the low down on the backstage action at Straight Up Punjab, and the boys talk about plants, pasta and poopries.
59:0110/10/2019
44: Bang Bang - Tasha Tah Is At The Door
Tasha finally pops by to talk about Stupid Question day, Sliding into DM's and has a go at Podioke!
01:00:4403/10/2019
43: Howdy Sachy!
Sach is back with tales of his wedding shopping experience in the motherland, Tommy finds an English word that is actually Desi and Kej can't get enough of Greta!
43:4426/09/2019
42: The London Podcast Festival 2019
The Brownload lads were invited to do their podcast live in front of a sold out crowd... What a night!
48:5019/09/2019
41: Back At Kej's: Late Night Edition
Another late night special where the boys talk about great teachers, Russian space suits and what should be inside their Grab bag!
53:4612/09/2019
40: Ash King Sings... And Makes Great Tea!
Southall born Ash King pops by and reflects on his new life in Mumbai as a Bollywood playback singer. There's Podioke and a brand new game we call "The Ash-Up"
52:5305/09/2019
39: Faran Tahir Bringing His Hollywood Hunkiness
Iron Man bad guy but podcast good guy Faran Tahir hangs out with us and of course we discuss his latest project The Martial Artist.
46:4429/08/2019
38: You May Now... Hug The Bride!
Sach got married but Tommy was disappointed with the lack of kissing. Plus Sach gets educated about He-Man and the Indian football team.
49:1622/08/2019
37: Sachin's Stag Do - The Sach Do!
It's Sachin's last podcast before he officially says "I Do" so the lads got together for a late night recording... and there's even strippers too!
57:0315/08/2019
36: Blinded By The Light
We hear from director Gurinder Chadha, writer Sarfraz Manzoor and lead actor Viveik Kalra plus the boys chat about which musicians inspired them as kids!
54:5108/08/2019
35: Stand-up Comedian Eshaan Akbar
Ahead of the Fringe Festival, Eshaan Akbar pops by for some giggles and gaana with the guys.
51:1501/08/2019
34: I Didn't Pay To See Your Mum!
Sach has an issue with Neha Kakkar's mum, We remember our favourite playground games and the Brownload fantasy football league awaits you.
48:5825/07/2019
33: Blagging, Bedding And Beating The Best
Tommy pulls off the ultimate beg... oops we mean blag and the boys look back on a Super Sunday of tennis and cricket.
57:1618/07/2019
32: We Don't Like Cricket... We Love Netball
As the Cricket world cup comes to an end, the boys discover another world cup event happening in England and Sach doesn't like water slides!
48:3811/07/2019
31: 3 Useless 15 Year Olds
With all the sport going on: World Cup football and cricket as well as the tennis featuring a teenage superstar, we reminisce about what we were up to at 15 years old.
54:1004/07/2019
30: The Mumbai Moaners
Tommy and Kej are back from India in need of Sach the Shrink to air all of their issues.
56:4827/06/2019
29: Backstage Bakwaas
Somehow we were allowed back stage at a HUGE cricket world cup party! Laughing away with some familiar friends and performers and getting ready to host the action on the night!
41:4419/06/2019
28: On The Brown-Road Together
The boys have been on a UK cricket tour and made some discoveries about sandwiches, train conversations and the Women's Football World Cup.
50:2813/06/2019
27: Browner Than Usual
Having spent a week apart, the trio are reunited as Tommy and Kej compare tans after their holidays and the boys are gearing up to join the Bharat Army for the ICC Cricket World Cup 2019
54:2706/06/2019
26: Stumps, Posts and Smelly Food
The cricket world cup is here and the Brownload boys are part of the Bharat Army! Plus it's champions league final chat and Stormzy's dissing Vegans!
44:5530/05/2019
25: Disney's Aladdin: A Whole New Brown World
Tommy talks curry with Naomi Scott (Jasmine) and Champions League with Mena Massoud (Aladdin). Plus the boys test the latest Snapchat filters and try to learn some Italian
51:1923/05/2019
24: Aastha Gill Talks Saara India
The queen of killer tunes, Aastha Gill hangs out with the boys plus there is talk of flying anxiety and self braking trolleys.
01:05:1716/05/2019
23: Shruti, Yeti And Dipping In Tea
The boys are hanging out with Shruti Haasan and Tommy makes a new discovery about Sachin after a weekend away in Germany.
55:3209/05/2019
22: Zaheer Iqbal On His First Ever Podcast
Salman Khan discovery Zaheer Iqbal talks about everything from food to driving in London. He even gives it 'the large' when he turns cockney!
50:3302/05/2019
21: Join The H-Dhami Army
Super talented and extremely cheeky, H-Dhami joins the Brownload boys to talk about his latest single "Falling" and some Podioke fun!
52:4425/04/2019
20: Easter Crackers
Happy Easter! Listen to the boys talk about their road trip to Manchester, Ashley Young's soft hands and a new way to keep the mosquitoes away.
57:1818/04/2019
19: Mere Seagully Mein
This week it's a celebration of national samosa week, seagulls and being better people for learning something new.
58:4411/04/2019
18: Late Night Ladke
Due to unforeseen circumstances, the Brownload team had to record from a different venue very late at night. The outcome... it's different!
52:3704/04/2019
17: Say Hi To The Haaye Oye Boy: Qaran
Super talented singer, musician and composer Qaran chats to us about his latest hit "HaayeOye". Plus Sach is back from his holiday and there's lots of important stuff to catch up on... like what the best crisp is in the UK.
01:00:4228/03/2019
16: While The Sach Is Away, Jags Klimax Will Play!
The Brownload boys continue their random chat and games with superstar Dj Jags Klimax. With a celebration of Desi Poetry, Holi songs and loadsa laughs!
46:4121/03/2019
15: Phooling Around With Juggy D
Punjabi Rockstar, Juggy D joins the lads to talk about his recent new arrival, his new music and gives his best shot at Podioke.
59:1114/03/2019
14: Happy International Women's Day
To celebrate the wonder of females everywhere, the Brownload boys have an all "ladki" music line-up as well as the hilarious and super talented Sukh Ojla on the show.
44:4707/03/2019
13: Let's Go Cuckoo For Suku Puku
This week, guests include Sukriti and Prakriti Kakar, the singing twins behind the brand new track "Sudhar Ja". Plus the boys talk all things from cow dating apps to mattresses.
49:3928/02/2019
12: Bunch Of Mother Tonguers!
To celebrate International Mother Language Day, Tommy and Sach compete to say phrases in their mother tongue (Punjabi & Gujarati) How do you think they did?
50:1721/02/2019
11: Gully Boys Divine & Naezy
Roses are red, violets are blue, we're feeling romantic...How about you? Get ready for some cheesy rhymes to share with your loved ones and interviews with the hottest rappers in India ahead of their big Bollywood release.
01:04:1214/02/2019
10: Farhan Akhtar Does Podioke!
Tommy hangs out with Farhan Akhtar talking about his new album "Echoes" as well as being the first Bollywood A-lister to step up to the ultimate singing game - Podioke!!
42:1407/02/2019
9: Podcast Udeek Diyan
Friend of the show and superstar singer, Akriti Kakar teaches the boys how to warm up their voices as the UK braces itself for a cold snap. The Back-Words game also makes a debut!
52:3731/01/2019
8: Big Down Under
We celebrate our listeners down under with Australian phrases plus gangster pheasants and our very own TRUTHFUL rishta app.
48:0224/01/2019