If you’re not feeling festive, get a dose of this episode! We’re talking Christmas decorations, dinners and presents! Plus there’s a Dishoom debate and King Charles at a Gurdwara in Luton! It’s all happening in this slightly longer than usual podcast! Hit play and come hang out with your Brownload boys!

The boys have come over to mine and eaten something they’ve never had together before! Plus we’re reminiscing over Blockbusters and party food! Also, someone called Kej “sweet” … huh?? I’d call him many things! “Sweet” isn’t one of them! Sach has got doorbell issues and the things we learnt are pretty impressive! Enjoy!

There’s some proper travel issues for all of us! Trains, planes and automobile problems! Plus, Sach has been schmoozing with A-listers on a Yacht in Abu Dhabi! We also chat about why the BBC didn’t show the opening ceremony of the World Cup? We feel cheated! And there’s chocolate matters, egg shortages and giant Toblerones!

Who recognises which kids show the title of this weeks podcast is from? Sach was too young to know but Kej and I reminisced over the childrens classic! But our superstar Dj (that’s Sach … definitely not Kej) is in Dubai to Dj for the Formula One, Kej is obviously over playing the Bollywood wedding he was invited to and I can’t get away from Sandhus! They’re everywhere!

Ok ok … We know we’ve got some explaining to do as to why we missed last week's Brownload shift! We address that as well as our weekend of let downs and the most amazing Asian concert in years: The Rewind Tour! Plus there’s calls from India and our review of the new series on ITV: I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here!

A moment in history folks! We have an Indian Prine Minister on Diwali! Let’s hope he does the job! We’re celebrating Mr Sunak, talking about our festive celebrations and Kej’s got news about the power of smiling! Sach brings a story about an issue that unfolded on the train … what would you have done? And I don’t get Instagram reels with massive stickers on them - It makes no sense to me! Enjoy the podcast folks!

Loads in this weeks episode! The worlds falling apart so Kej escaped to the Meta offices, Sach has been hanging with Freshers and I’m not my wife’s type! Plus we’re talking Diwali and the new Apple series set in Mumbai, Shantaram

I’m trying to take Garba into a new era and these two ain’t feeling my idea! Plus we’re talking late night Greggs, electric blankets to keep you warm and Kej’s professional observations of Liz Hurley!

So much to fill you in on! I’m sure you’re wondering if Kej crossed the finish line at the London Marathon? Find out what it was like along with Sach and his night off from Dj'ing and my dilemma of trying to be a “good Desi boy” or should I have confronted an aunty? Plus there’s talk of “deep fakes” and things you should never do in a cafe! Don’t forget to email us with anything that triggers you to comment! (Good or bad!) [email protected]

Big up Sach having just done his half marathon and good luck to Kej for the upcoming full 26 mile London marathon this weekend! There’s feelings of “maranoia” in the podcast as we discuss our life events and wonder what life would be like with us as Prime minister!

Oh my gawwwd! All these years and we didn’t know something about Sach! How different his life could have been if he followed his passion from school! Plus we’re talking about the Queens funeral, Kanye West and Kej’s killer chutney!

With the Queens passing, we reflected on her legendary status in our own Brownload kinda way! Plus Kej is only 3 weeks away from running the marathon and things are getting serious, I’m driving puke covered drunk people around and Sach is enjoying my misery as he said, “now you know how I feel having to deal with you lot when you’re drunk!” It’s all getting a bit emotional! Enjoy!

We’ve got a new Prime minister … but it’s not the Desi one! Kej has done a half marathon and regrets listening to the Brownload through it! Plus Sach is noticing that the world is kicking off and people are rebelling everywhere and I did a voiceover to a new Netflix cartoon which inspired a new singing game! (If only we had a radio show to play it on!) And we’re talking Monopoly tactics as well as Japanese antics! It’s packed full of laughs … so enjoy!

We’re all back online together! Kej is having a moan and a rant (so nothing new there!) and I’m feeling like a bit of a party pooper! Sach isn’t convinced about Bank holidays and the plan is for England to have more of them! Plus we talk about Saturday night telly and the return of a hit show! So get on your lycra leotards, grab your pogo sticks … 3, 2, 1 … hit play!

Kej is away so rather than let you down, it’s just the two of us on this weeks podcast! We didn’t miss him one little bit! (Okay okay … maybe a little!) We’re talking doubles and where our lookalikes might be, the Fringe festival and Sach has got Covid but hasn’t got Covid … if you know what I mean!

Is it gonna rain? Where are these mad floods? We’re ready and waiting … but in the meantime we discuss how we like our food at weddings, the rising costs of living and Sach doesn’t like it when Dhols are played over English songs! Plus there’s things we’ve watched and recommend as well as the little “nuggets” of new information that we want to share with you!

We're back and we were inundated with messages from angry Brownloaders for last weeks' no show podcast - The person to blame is revealed and a public apology is issued! Plus Tommy talks about his time in Canada, Kej brings a new sport (if you can call it that) to the table & Money Saving Sach has a tip for those price rises - Enjoy! 

Apologies in advance if anyone is reminded of their nightmare train journeys from this podcast! I had a testing time on my way back from Bradford to London! Kej jumped on the bandwagon and moaned about Tesco delivery and Sach is unhappy about people touching him in nightclubs! (I’ll let him explain that one!) Plus we’re talking about those Ranveer Singh pictures, Love Island and the big Neighbours finale!

This one goes down in history! Recorded on the hottest day in the record books … EVER! And we got a little heated in our discussion about new revelations from BMW! Is it me, or does their new idea not make any sense? Kej and Sach disagree with me! Plus there’s talk about Rishi Sunak and whether he’s Gujarati or not, sunbeds on holiday and my review of the new Buzz Lightyear movie! Email us: [email protected] or message The Brownload on Instagram!

Is it hot enough for ya? With the heatwave going on, guess which one of us three has taken the time to do “fan research”? We also wonder if the country will be more Desi under Rishi Sunak as Prime minister and Sach was asked some pretty personal questions when he gave blood! Plus I’ve got painful memories from Canada’s Wonderland … maybe I should take a stand and boycott the place! Find out why! Hit play and enjoy

Get ready for another garage session! No, not Kej’s Bhangra Garage brunch idea again … a catch up in my garage! We’ve got breaking news on two Brown people leaving Boris! Sach is back from Dubai without anyone falling over infront of him and has anyone noticed how much spreadable butter costs nowadays! It’s a direct hit to the desi market - we love our butter! That and loads more - get listening!

Sach is away in Dubai on a trip - but he’s not the only one tripping! Kej is getting compliments from random old people as he goes running and I’ve been hosting “India day” in Milton Keynes where someone was serving shoulder pads … to eat! Plus it’s always nice to give compliments where they’re due so you’ll hear about how I tried to spread a little love at Macdonalds! Now get listening and go tell your friends to subscribe to The Brownload too! Cheers!

The heat is on and we are in my sweaty garage … too close for comfort! Particularly as Kej has the lurgy! We’re talking sunbathing naked, eating without plates and bins that do sexy talk! Ooh wee! A massive thanks to everyone who’s been messaging us too! We love hearing from you: either slide into our DM’s on Instagram or email us: [email protected]

The heatwave is here and so is the hayfever attack! (Or is it just a cold or even covid? - No one really knows!) We talk about robots now having feelings and birthday parties when we were kids, (well 2 in 3 of us celebrated them anyway!) Enjoy!

It feels like about a month and twenty days since we last saw each other! Great to be back in the garage again after a few weeks apart! Lots to catch up on about our holidays and time abroad, the Jubilee celebrations and an update on career developments for the woman who sells her farts! You only get important conversations like this on the Brownload!

There’s more to the humble thaal than what meets the eye! I love ‘em cos they’re nicely sectioned off pockets of food! So does Kej - we share the thaal love! Sach on the other hand, is a hater! Find out why! Plus we’re talking sandwiches, lottery winning and the things we’ve seen on the telly. This one’s guaranteed to put a doubley big smile on your face! Which is all well and good cos we’re not here next week (off on holiday to top up the brown in our load … we’ll be back in a fortnight to compare tan lines!)

Even though we technically lost at the Eurovision, we’re still feeling like winners! I’m not sure the new German burgers are winning me over though! Kej reveals the new Desi sounding supermarket and an app to help you make your way around a cheeseboard like a boss! Surely we need an Indian food equivalent? Plus, what colour is your front door and what does that say about you?

Travelling can be interesting! You can meet some right strange ones (particularly in London!) Kej and I had some unusual encounters while Sach is still on the mend! You can catch Sach in the next “Don’t delay, claim today” campaign! (Probably!) Plus you’ll learn a lot about your colleagues with Kej’s question and how you hold your phone says a lot about you!

It all definitely got a bit serious this week! Sach tells us why no-one is allowed to laugh, Kej wants to live in space & we talk about snitches at work! Enjoy! 

Hello lunchtime Brownload! Yes, the podcast recording schedule was a mess this week because of Kej's tour-bus life. We talk about food shortages (again!), the Queen's Platinum Jubilee & the thing everyone has been talking about this week... Twitter! Enjoy!  

It’s getting into wedding season so Sach has been Dj’ing non stop while Kej is getting annoyed at Gujarati ceremonies! I’ve got a dilemma which results in me lying to members of the public and there’s a nightmare bus tour lined up for one of us!

In a world full of fake news, made up facts and questionable stats, we are here to tell it how it is! You can take what you want from this podcast! People are watching their energy bills, Kej is watching marathons and clearly nobody is watching who’s getting vaccinated in Mumbai!

Ok ok … I’m human and I messed up with my dates! We were scheduled to record this weeks podcast earlier this week but I double booked by accident! So after apologising to the boys, we got on to talk about TGI Fridays, Kej’s lunch failure and teetotal Sach is getting the beers in! Plus, there’s a Brazilian woman who suppressed her natural instinct and ended up in hospital! Find out how!

We had to discuss the thing that EVERYONE is talking about! That famous thapar by Will Smith! He’s now apologised but does that make it ok? I get jokes about my bald head all the time! I don’t hit anyone! As always, Kej has got his conspiracy theories and Sach wants a refund on everything he’s ever consumed by Will Smith! Plus Daler Mehndi is breaking new ground in a digital world, Sandwiches are changing their names and I talk you through how to complain in restaurants but in a nice way!

Is it me, or do people not dance around like they used to? Kej and I were performing solo routines over the weekend while Sach had a Thai woman walking on his back! And who takes snacks into a cinema undercover? We’ve got news for you! Another big Brownload bakwaas session coming your way!

I blame the chip butties! We did a food challenge just before this episode started and there was definitely something strange in the air! Kej has got issues with Bollywood stars at Football matches, Sach has decided to roam around the streets at night (for a good reason!) and I’ve got an idea for future married women who are yet to take on their husbands name - Only on the Brownload!  Make sure you check our Chip Butty reel on Instagram: @thebrownload - and don’t forget to follow us if you aren’t already!

This week, we all went clubbing to the world famous Ministry of Sound where Sach was DJ'ing! Maybe it’s lockdown, perhaps it’s age but I just didn’t have the stamina to last the whole night! As well as reflecting on our big night out, there’s talk of the ultimate Butty’s and what your belly button says about you!

Change of venue for the podcast recording today - we’ve been relegated to the garage at my house but there’s one particular reason for it! Plus Sach is moaning about Planes, Kej is whining about his mains and I can’t pronounce names! Whatever you do, be careful trying to say “Sanjay Leela Bhansali” quickly … it’s Leela … nothing else! Drop me an email if we put a smile on your face when you listen to this one: [email protected]

That’s right… it’s over folks! The Coronavirus rules we’ve been living by are done (but Covids not gone … just the masks and stuff!) Today is a moment in history! Plus we’ve had some epic storms across the UK, Kej is getting lairy in the swimming pool, Sach is too good looking for Covid and I’m laughing in the face of death! Hit play and enjoy the freedom of listening without being quarantined - and don’t worry, you’re immune from Brownload bakwaas!

Did I not mention that I’m going away? Oops - forgot to get my leave request in to the boys and so we had to record this podcast on Valentine’s Day (earlier than normal!). What a way to spend the most romantic day of the year! But at least we got to chat about the Super Bowl half time performance, whether we would go to prison and who could handle it? As well as the biggest Greggs in the country which can hold over 100 people! Bring it on! Plus there’s great shows we’ve seen on telly and the cinema and some wicked things we’ve learnt!

It’s been a while but we’re all back around my kitchen table to catch up about everything going on in our Brown world! I wanna dedicate this podcast to the incredible, one in a billion, megastar that is Lata Mangeshkar. Sad news about her passing - but we’re here to celebrate her career. Plus we’re talking student gigs, Neighbours and what kinda curry we’re most similar to!

Panic stations!! Red alert!! Bhaago!! My Instagram got hacked on the day this podcast was recorded and the reaction from everyone around me was as if an alien was trying to invade my chittur! So we had a discussion around that as well as how Sach and I are spooners but Kej can fork-off! Plus Sach’s secret has now been revealed by Mc Donald's and Kej is a bit “long in the tooth”.

Call me optimistic or call me naive but I’m hoping this is the last blooming podcast apart! Now that restrictions are lifting more so, we’re hoping to be altogether recording next week! But for now Sach is in Dubai playing football with his nieces cos it reminds him of playing football with Kej! 😂  And speaking of Mr Kej-itivity … I did my best to be optimistic about the future but someone came and did a pashab all over me! Plus, he’s got it in for cyclists too! So - get in lane, saddle up and jump on the Brownload bike!

You wanna look good? Make yourself more attractive? Well, it turns out the less you reveal, the better! Plus, we’re talking about 4 day working weeks, a couple who built a plane and the key to a long marriage!

Once Kej remembered he’s a grown man and stopped playing with his toy we managed to get on with discussing the big stories! What can’t Brits get enough of? What are Morrisons doing with their doodh? And the Queen is looking for a new kind of dessert - we offer our suggestions!

Happy New Year! “Something motivational” … bla bla bra! Yeah, I know that everyone is full of “promise” and “hope” at the start of the New Year - but we’re flipping resolutions on their head! Sach decided we should share the things we DONT want to see in 2022! Genius! Plus we’ve had lots of interesting messages from you lot and so we’re kicking off the year with a good ol’ laugh!

It's the last podcast of 2021! As the year comes to an end we've (Sach) put together an episode of some of our favourite & most random 'things we've learnt' facts from 2021! Hit play and relive the (sometimes) valuable knowledge the 3 of us have given over the year. Enjoy and we'll see you in 2022! 

After last years waste of Christmas, we are back together for our annual feast! And despite the nervousness going around - Boris has said it’s ok and that Chrimbo is going ahead! So: What shall I make for them when they come round? What will they wear? What are the rules to secret Santa? So many questions! Sach is laid back but Kej got his orders in early requesting certain food items! We caught up about all sorts including our festive jumpers and nibbled away like a crew of beavers at a feasting tables.