Storms, new Covid variants and another restricted festive season - aren’t you glad the Brownload is here to cheer you up! Happy December folks! I’m feeling proper festive, sadly my two Gujarati brothers aren’t in the mood to party for Christmas! We analysed my Crystal Maze experience and Kej told us about his miracle desi recipe which could be the reason he got over Covid so quickly! Turns out … it all comes down to his parents and their “activities” … I won’t say anymore! Make sure you’re not mid way through eating or drinking when you listen to this one! Enjoy!!

Maybe it’s because I turned a year older, maybe it’s because we’ve all come out of a pandemic or perhaps Kej’s dumb ideas are finally wearing me down! But we are contemplating living on a man-made floating island! Yep, it’s a real thing! We’ve also got some advice for Boris Johnson failing his bumbling speech and some things we learnt that make you go “mmm … I never knew that!”

I'm back from Dubai (via Scotland), Sach is getting over Covid & we find out that Kej is stealing things from The Brownload and passing it off as his own! We also talk alot about TV... Are you a fan of subtitles? And a new show about snow! Kej also has a new idea for a food subscription service... Hit play and enjoy!

After a week off (that’s right … only one week so keep your chuddies on!) we are back - well sort of! I’m in Dubai escaping the cold, Kej wants to live in a made up online world escaping reality and Sach is off his day job with a cold … escaping Kej! It’s a longer podcast than usual today as we discuss the Metaverse, Martian reincarnation and wedding buffet strategies! Only on the Brownload!

I’m in Dubai staying in a lovely hotel but if Kej had his way, I’d be sleeping in IKEA! Find out why when you start listening! Plus we’re talking about staff bonuses, Rolexes and saying “thanks” to the Spanx! What you waiting for? Press play and hang out with the badmaash Brownload boys!

I’m in Dubai for the T20 Cricket World Cup but the boys cannot be separated! We’re here bringing you the big chat on all the most relevant, top notch bakwaas you need! Like: what is a crisp wall? Why do our feet wrinkle in water? And would you eat a real gold covered poppadom?  Hit play for the international, global podcast that is The Brownload!

We’ve been all over the place: Sach has been in Dubai, Kej ran out of petrol last week but thankfully, now we are back in my kitchen! Only temporarily though as I’m off next week to cover the Cricket T20 in the UAE! All this travelling and jet setting is a bit of a shock to the system! But we’re coping in the way we know how … to laugh about it! Plus we’re talking shopping shelves, Squid Game and Sach has got technological break through news from the exciting world of bed sheets!

Omg! The temporary collapse of three social media worlds brought us all to a stand still this week. The boys and I coped ok and now we’re back online! Plus Kej has got passive aggressive issues and Sach is back from Dubai with his travelling tales! And as if that’s not enough … guess what? A certain crisp company are opening a restaurant where all the dishes feature their snack! You’re gonna love this one!

What a week! Whether you’ve been queuing at petrol stations, waiting for deliveries or just feel knocked down like Anthony Joshua … don’t worry we got ya! We’re here to look at the last week and make some sense of it all (or just have a moan and get it off our chest!) either way … I hope it puts a smile on that lovely face of yours! Now hit play and take your mind off the fact that your petrol needle is on red! Forget the red … it’s all about the brown (load)... Let’s go!

We talk about secrets from the bathroom and we ask, what advice would you give your younger self? The boys and I had a good old chat about what we’d tell ourselves if we could go back in time. I’m also defending Greggs from an ex-worker who’s turned into a Sausage roll traitor! Hit play - let’s go!

Can someone please explain to Kej that there is a huge difference between KFC and McDonald’s bite size chicken! I tried … but I’m not sure I succeeded! Plus we’re celebrating tennis stars, football icons and getting things off our chest with some “taklief relief” - Enjoy!

It’s Sachin’s birthday! So we recorded this one before we went and stuffed our faces! But did we have fun? What is fun? How can you have more fun? We chat about this as well as weddings, kids going back to school and the big BBC drama, Vigil.

I’ve got a dog! Well, only for a week, but still! I’m sharing my “tails” of dog life while Sach is back from Ghana and Kej is reminiscing about childhood memories!  Plus we give our review of the new Aretha Franklin film “Respect”, the second series of See on Apple TV & Vigil on BBC One!

With Sach in Ghana, he left me alone with Kej! Whilst I was nervous about the outcome of being exposed to unfiltered pure Kejiness... turns out, we had a decent chat! We were reminiscing about the radio days, discussing how to focus your energies towards doing one thing well and the things that most people fib about. Let's go!

Time to forget about your worries and enjoy another Brownload! And talking of forgetting … what was I gonna say? Oh yeah, you can forget about the landline and if you’re a famous singer you can forget the lyrics to your biggest tracks! Just don’t forget to tell all your friends about this Podcast! I know you’re excited … so go on, hit play!

Calling all cynics! Were Lionel Messi’s tears real? Does Jennifer Anniston really benefit from having only ONE crisp? And should the word “curry” be banned!? The realest talk on the biggest of matters are right here! Enjoy!

Suicide Squad is out with a killer starfish as the baddie! Check out my review of that while Kej shares random food combinations and Sach doesn’t wanna work a four-day-week! Why not? It’ll all make sense when you hit play! So go on … get the laughter in your life!

Anyone up for crowd funding to buy Selfridges? We only need £4 billion! Ok, maybe we can’t afford the store, but we have all spotted a few celebrities in there! One of us spotted Bollywood stars, the other two didnt! Guess who! Lol Plus we’re talking messy bedrooms, the Olympics and this crazy weather.

We all love to hear those famous words: “Would you like some bread while you wait”... Yes please! Only on the Brownload will you hear us discuss “free bread etiquette” as well as Freedom day, flipping fridges (again!) and the top typical UK phrases! So get yourself in the shade, chill out and hit play!

After the weekends football, we’re looking for things to cheer us up! We’ve all watched loads of new stuff that we’re sharing with you guys but aside from all that … I needed Sachin & Kej’s help to move a fridge freezer. One of them really helped and the other really didn’t! Can you guess who?

As we kick back on the sofas to record the podcast this week (because I’ve done my back in!) we’ve got the Italy v Spain game on in the background. Naturally we chat about all the hype around England and how Gareth Southgate would make the best mate to have around for pani puris and stag do’s! And are you ready for freedom day? Making plans to go out? Or like football, are you coming home, staying home and not going anywhere!? Press play and let the games begin!

Anyone else feel like things are PROPERLY getting back to normal? I was at the cricket last week, doing stand up shows on the weekend & taking pictures with people! I love it! I need people around me! Kej on the other hand, is a bit nervous about the return to "kullah dullah-ness" and Sach is so confused that he walked into a womens toilet! Its all being discussed in The Brownload! What are you waiting for? Hit play

I can’t believe we discussed the practicality of being handcuffed together with each other! I’m not sure if it turned out to be a great idea or a terrible one. And do you love cheese? Of course you do! Everyone does! So, you’re gonna wanna know what music you need to listen to that’ll make your cheese even tastier! Enjoy the fromage filled podcast!

The heat is on in London but that’s got nothing to do with the title of this podcast! It’ll all make sense when you get listening (if you’ve watched TIME). I did my best to force Sachin to like He-Man and if you’re looking for something to watch, you’re in luck - cos you’re about to get “Saved by the Kej” … I mean Bell!

What a week of sunshine! Hope you’ve all been enjoying it whilst listening to the Brownload! We’ve been out and about, mixing with difficult people and trying to take food orders for the masses! What a mare!  Plus, what do you do if your card gets declined? Style it out? You’re not alone! Right, hit play and let the bants begin!

Tommy & Kej give us their verdict on the latest scary movie to hit cinemas, The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do it. Plus Sach has a new business idea and he's all Dj’d out from the bank holiday weekend - We’re all a little worried we’ve lost our party stamina! And there’s dinosaurs, sticks of rocks along with a PHD level review from one of our listeners! Enjoy!

You’ve never heard of Jonuts? You are gonna learn loads from this weeks podcast! Plus we’re talking about a chess champions that isn’t Gujarati despite his name and a special type of pate that you will want to get your paws on!

Recorded together sat around my kitchen island (which felt like a real novelty!) We’re get into my perfect attendance at school, Sach bunking off and Kej introduces us to a new vegetable ... or is it a fruit? Who gives a “shaak”?

After what feels like ages, this is our first podcast back at my house (in the garden!) altogether! Felt strange but very quickly settled into being just like old times! We’re not playing any music anymore in the podcasts and wanted to give you our catch up chat uninterrupted! So get ready for another hilarious chat about Elon Musk, Will Smith & Bees - Enjoy!

We’re all getting used to going out and about again! But even getting the bill at a restaurant got us talking: why do they always give the bill to the bloke? How do they pick who samples the wine? And we’re talking basic manners! Etiquette when you go round peoples houses! Plus we’re sharing our thoughts on the great big grand finale of Line Of Duty ... or should it be called: Load of Dukhi! Tracklist: Sukhbir & H Dhami - Domain Jaaniya Guru - Barso Re Jaz Dhami & Sama Blake - Diva Yaari Jam - Shukran Allah

The Duke Of Edinburgh awards are changing and they want more Desis involved! As we were chatting about the DoE, it turns out that only one of us has actually taken part in it... Find out who! And also - Have you ever been brave (or stupid) enough to give your Mum some “constructive criticism” on her food? Is that a major no-no? Real issues like that and more in this weeks podcast! Enjoy! Tracklist: Roohi - Nadiyon Paar Kuch Kuch Hota Hai - Kuch Kuch Hota Hai Dr Zeus & Zora Randhawa - Gwandian  Darshan Ravel - Do Din

Sun is shining and the weather is sweet so we’re making the most of it! We talk about everything from post offices to Palwinder Kaur ... Palwinder who I hear you say!? Oh wait till you hear about what she’s been up to! The Royal Family must be nervous 'cos Palwinder is a girl on a mission! Enjoy! Tracklist: Student Of The Year - Radha Jaz Dhami Ft Sama Blake - Diva Akasa Ft Charan - Shola Love Aaj Kal - Shayad

We love any excuse to reminisce about school days! But it turns out Sach was raised in a completely different era to me and Kej! Plus we’re talking popcorn and renting out your back garden to strangers! Would you do it? All that and loads more in this weeks hilarious Brownload - Enjoy! Tracklist: Bala - Tequila Akasa Ft Charan - Shola Badshah - Genda Phool Roohi - Panghat

With part one of his trilogy out (Kudi Chandigarh Di) the powerhouse vocalist, Jassi Sidhu hangs out with us to talk about how he nearly lost his voice and what the trilogy represents. He’s awesome even though we spoke to him straight after his beloved Liverpool lost! Now that’s what we call being a professional Jassi! Enjoy the chat! Tracklist: Roohi - Nadiyon Paar Jaz Dhami Ft Sama Blake - Diva Vayu, Aastha Gill & Akasa Singh - Naagin Student Of The Year - Ishq Wala Love

With his new single “Diva” going down a storm worldwide, we thought we’d get Jaz Dhami on! Key topics of conversation include his bath routines and how he likes his jacket potato! It’s important stuff folks! Don’t knock it ... hit play and enjoy it! Tracklist: Kabhi Alvida Naa Kehna - Mitwa Roohi - Nadiyon Paar Yunan - Saath Jaz Dhami Ft Sama Blake - Diva

The man who gave us Churaliya, Kali Teri Gut, Cheshire Cat and all those amazing cover tracks that shaped the Brit Asian sound through the 90s! We absolutely love Bally’s music and wanted to give him his own episode to share all his stories, insights and nostalgic memories of the music scene back in the day. He’s a top man who really loves the fact that so many people have been touched by his music (some were even touching each other to his music!!) You’ll hear him talk about that and loads more! Ahead of his brand new album releasing on the 28th March 2021 ... We proudly present the one and only: Mr Bally Sagoo! 

Despite our optimism, it looks like summer holidays are unlikely but there’s still lots to laugh at! Tommy shares the news that there are vampire gadgets that are currently sucking away at you and asks Kej & Sach how stressed they get whilst watching football. Hit play and come hang out with us! Tracklist: Kaal - Kaal Dhamaal Jaz Dhami & Sama Blake - Diva Love Aaj Kal - Haan Main Galat DJ Abeel Remix 3 - Why This Kolaveri Di 

What a shocker! Ketchup has been knocked off the top spot as the nations favourite sauce, rubbish bins are causing stress for Kej and Sach is officially Covid proof (sort of!) Put a smile on your face by hitting play now! Tracklist: Roohi - Panghat DIVINE & Naezy - Mere Gully Mein Guru - Tera Bina Pav Dharia - Mahiya

We’re talking Meghan & Harry, chocolate bombs and films that may or may not have bombed! Boom! Bring on the Brownload! Tracklist: Roohi - Nadiyon Paar Badshah & Amit Uchana - Fly Armaan Malik - How Many Prem & Hardeep Ft Mohammad Irfan - Belafz Baatein

Loads of revelations in this weeks Brownload! How many of you are fridge gazers? I thought it was quite common but Kej and Sach ripped me apart for going to the fridge with no idea of what I want! We chat about the vegetables that don’t count as your 5 a day as well as the rickshaw that’s also a house! In the words of Shahrukh: Don’t delay, hit play! Tracklist: Roohi - Panghat Jab Harry Met Sejal - Hawayein Hasan Shah - Hawa Abeer Arora & Manj Musik - Beja Beja

What podcast gives you a genuine and heart felt appreciation of the French baguette? We do, that’s who! Plus there’s chat about the NASA Mars rover which touched down on the red planet last week and should teachers be called by their first name? Or is that just wrong? Here comes the biggest Desi podcast on the planet! Hit play and let’s go! Tracklist: Rowdy Rathore - Chinta Ta Ta Chita Chita Roohi - Panghat Taaruk - Sakoon Arjun - Shayad English Rendition (Love Aaj Kal)

Is it just us or does it feel like life could be getting back to normal soon? There’s positivity in the air! We’re even thinking about holidays in the UK! Plus Priyanka Chopra has got a book out and we got to see her chat to Ranveer Singh about it! Tracklist: Dostana - Desi Girl DIVINE Ft Naezy - Mere Gully Mein Pro Bros & Raghu Dixit - Sajanaa Kumar Sanu - Tera Mera Pyar

As always, all the important debates and conversations here! Is there any point in opening a pub without beer? Why do men become useless when shopping alone in supermarkets? And how to flatten boxes for recycling! Get ready for a life changing podcast!

Get ready Brownloaders! This one's packed with laughter and lessons! We’re teaching ourselves about understanding body odour and we learn about what it means to have masculine or feminine hands? Tracklist: Kapoor & Sons - Buddhu Sa Mann Hasan Shah - Hawa Kalaakaar - Neele Neele Ambar Par The Essential Mix by DJ Suketu Pro Bros Ft Raghu Dixit - Sajanaa

The Brrrrrownload is here to warm you up! We’ve been out in the snow and loving it! There’s new films to discuss, genderless playing cards and is it me? ... or has lockdown turned us into a bunch of old men!  I swear we’re all sounding like our Dads! Help!! I wanna stay young! Tracklist: Vayu, Aastha Gill & Akasa Singh - Naagin Humpty Sharma Ki Dulhania - Saturday Saturday Student Of The Year - Ishq Wala Love QARAN Ft Ash King - Haaye Oye (The Tabla Guy Mix)

We’ve had enough of all the idiots so we’re sharing some stories of Covid rule breakers! The Queen is dabbling in some extra business cos she needs the cash and this podcast is officially dedicated to anyone who’s started meddling with something at home that they now regret! You know who you are! Tracklist: Namaste England - Bhare Bazaar DJ Shadow Remix DIVINE - Jungli Sher UpsideDown x Raashi Sood - Addiction  Abeer Arora x Manj Musik - Beja Beja

Yeah, we know! You’ve had enough of lockdown. Home schooling is a pain in the backside. But that’s why me and my Brownload boys exist! So chill out, forget your worries and laugh along with this weeks episode!  Email us anytime: [email protected] Tracklist: Arjun Kanungo Ft Badshah - Baaki Baatein Peene Baad Dostana - Khabar Nahi Taaruk - Sukoon Sukh-E & Aastha Gill - Video Bana De

Welcome to 2021 Brownloaders! We’re looking forward to the year ahead and have got a load of reasons to be excited about it! Anyone seen AK vs AK on Netflix? We analyse it and reminisce about our time meeting Anil Kapoor. Start your year off with a laugh - hit play and let the good times begin! Tracklist: 1. Bala - The Bala Mashup 2. Raja Kumari - Bindis and Bangles 3. Armaan Malik - How Many 4. Made In China - Valam