Ty & Eric discuss their week of cocktail bar activations, including drinking mozzarella water, ordering a 'Boilermaker', breaking naan with Vikram Vij himself, whether Subway is a bicoastal elite, what's happening in the fig scene, and using prop guns to rob Subway.Get 30% off a Zencastr Professional account

Ty & Eric investigate a Subway sandwich crime scene and discuss getting your footlong laced, the masculine urge to drive an automobile, what really goes on in the back of a Subway, debunking the PB&J footlong, the millennial branding of Ozempic, the mysterious ingredients in the meatball, whether you should eat Subway or just start fasting, and how the NBA is setting a new body standard for men.Get 20% Off Cure HydrationGet 30% off a Zencastr Professional account

Ty & Eric debrief on their Subway lunch order, including the composting lettuce, prototyping a Subway breakfast sandwich, and falling out of love with your favourite footlong. They also discuss the Eras Concert Movie, rebranding hotdogs as ‘Loggers’, the saving grace of veggie platters, the connection between water bottles and human trafficking, and culinary travel hacks.Get 20% Off Cure HydrationGet 30% off a Zencastr Professional account

Ty & Eric discuss how to style a sandwich, Matthew Perry’s suspicious death, whether they are copping SKIMS for men, Ty’s harrowing Halloween meal, defending Chad Kroeger’s reputation, whether men should wear Halloween costumes, composting their Calvin Klein underwear, and Britney Spear’s knife wielding skills.Get 20% Off Cure HydrationGet 30% off a Zencastr Professional account

Ty & Eric discuss the bartending scene at Sloppy Joe Fortes, defensive dining while eating solo at Subway, roleplaying as army veterans, the real meaning of hitting it ‘raw’, how Eric navigated a flirtatious cougar encounter, Drake’s Ondalini cocktail invention, and whether highballs need a rebrand.Get 20% Off Cure HydrationGet 30% off a Zencastr Professional account

Ty & Eric take a dark descent into spooky season as they discuss the scariest sandwich at Subway, the chemical makeup of the beef brisket, their harrowing Chinatown experience, why chef hats are so goofy, making fake farms with fake farmers, the pescatarian surf & turf, revisiting Breaking Bad, the mysterious ingredient on Eric’s footlong, and Drake’s birthday party.Get 20% Off Cure HydrationGet 30% off a Zencastr Professional account

Ty & Eric discuss eating a ‘bang bang’, which Subway vegetable is the most wet, the body wash vs. bar soap wars, alternative uses for shredded lettuce, which ingredient is most similar to Coors Lite, the true meaning of Le Labo, and drinking stouts for breakfast.Get 20% Off Cure HydrationGet 30% off a Zencastr Professional account

Ty & Eric nibble on a tasting flight of topics, including whether a tennis racket is considered a carry-on, Subway’s venture into waffle fries, surprise hotel concierge amenities, when your sandwich artist violates your chicken, whether Aesop’s bar soap is overpriced or underpriced, why Facetiming is social terrorism, whether Gigi’s Los Angeles is racist, and how to make your own Tuna sub according to Yahoo.Apologies for the abrupt ending, our connection suddenly dropped.Get 20% Off Cure HydrationGet 30% off a Zencastr Professional account

Ty & Eric get Frank Ocean'd by a natural wine bar rebrand. They also discuss turning Subway ingredients into appetizers, which ingredients have mold rizz, uncovering the mysteries of Subway’s soup program, getting slimed with cream of mushroom, and the hiring practice for Latina BBL meteorologists.Get 20% Off Cure HydrationGet 30% off a Zencastr Professional account

Ty & Eric discuss slurping escargot, Ty’s disturbing Italian food experience, revisiting the SEA-TAC airport lounge meatballs, whether Drake is bisexual, Amsterdam’s vibes, Joe Budden getting toasted online, jumping-starting cars for Europeans (it’s a North American thing), and why Chris Brown and Cheesecake Factory are the same thing.Get 20% Off Cure HydrationGet 30% off a Zencastr Professional account

Ty & Eric discuss the Subway vegetable industrial complex, Ty’s itinerary in Mallorca, that feeling when your tomato be sweating, beating the pay-for-a-bag allegations, whether the Subway Series rebrand was a cop out, and why Eric has obtained 192 bottles of Voss water.Get 20% Off Cure HydrationGet 30% off a Zencastr Professional account

Ty & Eric discuss Ty’s holographic hotel in Amsterdam, automation at Subway, urinating in canals, Coachella 2024 lineup predictions, and a brief history of Venice.Get 20% Off Cure HydrationGet 30% off a Zencastr Professional account

Ty & Eric go corporate and then they go exec as they discuss the slack emojis at Subway HQ, the problems with Whole Foods bread department, groping the chip bags at Subway, jumpscaring your sandwich artist, why unhoused people don’t go to Subway, and Bianca Censori’s massive milk jugs.Get 20% Off Cure HydrationGet 30% off a Zencastr Professional account

Ty & Eric flounder at the sounds of the Aesop’s new podcast, Future Fables. They also discuss the overlapping brand ethos of Subway and Aesop, becoming a fly on the brick wall at Subway, when Lil Wayne forgot Drake’s name, the suggestive origin story of Tiramisu, and Ty’s embarrassing blunder with a lost wallet.Get 20% Off Cure HydrationGet 30% off a Zencastr Professional account

The TF boys attempt to digest the faults in the patron-artist communication process, the average footlong build time, fork-play at the restaurant with your girl, hiding a speakeasy in Subway, whether homeless people can be architecture enthusiasts, Jesse & Walter’s Breaking Bread relationship, ordering freaky orange wine, hiding threats in your footlong, and their tedious tennis match.Get 20% Off Cure HydrationGet 30% off a Zencastr Professional account

Ty & Eric (confirmed car guys) discuss their auto mods, how to become a furry, why lettuce is a ‘filler vegetable’, Ty’s homemade PSL, ditching the veneers for your mug shawty passport photo, disguising yourself like Kanye at hometown bars, Halo 3 monogamy, and Subway’s 3” inflation-fighting sandwich.Get 20% Off Cure HydrationGet 30% off a Zencastr Professional account

Ty & Eric burn the midnight garlic oil to deliver a 2:30am episode with a full breakdown of their cursed karaoke activation, whether you should eat in a car, making homemade pizza, overwhelming restaurant staff, and drinking from party sized natty wine bottles.Get 20% Off Cure HydrationGet 30% off a Zencastr Professional account

Ty & Eric connect on their newest invention: extra grippy bread. They also discuss the Delta Airlines diarrhea incident, Love Island being the best dating show, Ty's new spectacles, a new type of POG, throwing cake, David Guetta curing racism, and new music from the likes of James Blake and Teezo Touchdown.Get 20% Off Cure HydrationGet 30% off a Zencastr Professional account

Ty & Eric discuss World War II conspiracies, the disastrous Subway Blimp, why boomers walk funny, getting high with Diplo, appropriating Hawaiian culture, and closing the loop on Subway’s acquisition.Get 20% Off Cure HydrationGet 30% off a Zencastr Professional account

Ty & Eric lament about Labour Day, and the frontline sandwich artists still working. They also discuss how to improve deep fried chocolate bars, why funnel cake looks like spaghetti, the differences between the Sub Club and a BLT, why shellfish are vegan, and Drake’s obsession with Cactus Club Bellinis.Get 20% Off Cure HydrationGet 30% off a Zencastr Professional account

It could all be so simple. Ty & Eric discuss Drake’s concert in Vancouver, Zack Bia's DJ set, Eric attending solo dolo, toosie-sliding around stage bras, Travis Scott as a special guest, the Virgil Abloh tribute, dapping up your sandwich artist, and the old-head urge to stay seated during live music.Get 20% Off Cure HydrationGet 30% off a Zencastr Professional account

Ty & Eric deliberate the pros and cons of dropping a bag on Drake concert tickets, the restaurant hygiene scene in Hong Kong, being addressed as ‘Chef’ at Subway, when your sandwich artist hits your footlong raw, ordering Girl Dinner at Subway, rebranding guacamole, the atrocities of the Cathay Pacific meal service, and risking your life to see Travis Scott.Get 20% Off Cure HydrationGet 30% off a Zencastr Professional account

Ty & Eric imagine how to prank their sandwich artist, the Flamingo Estate Roma Tomato Candle, Anthony Bourdain’s sandwich artistry, whether Sporty & Rich Wellness Club really exists, personal sandwich artists, eating the tuna sub forever, drinking tomato juice on airplanes, and Idaho waterfront real estate.Get 20% Off Cure HydrationGet 30% off a Zencastr Professional account

Ty & Eric digest the controversy surrounding the Mr. Beast Burger, the chemical makeup of the Italian Herbs & Cheese Bread, whether the cancelled Kanye is dropping new music, why sandwich artists quit Subway, Zoom employees returning to office, A/B testing Subway Bread types, and getting sued by Uber Eats.Get 20% Off Cure HydrationGet 30% off a Zencastr Professional account

Ty & Eric catch up on Drake lore, including party sized bras thrown on stage, whether Bobbi Althoff is entertaining, submitting his Utopia lyrics late, and paying $700 to dance to Toosie Slide, as well why trucker’s love eating at Subway, wearing stilts while you order, and finding lot lizards at the Tesla Supercharger station.Get 20% Off Cure HydrationGet 30% off a Zencastr Professional account

Ty & Eric drop a bomb on the Oppenheimer film, blasting through the chilling scenes and sandwich references. They also discuss eating at Hong Kong Michelin start restaurants, one-bite serving sizes, the usefulness of sandwiches, the charm of 8mm film, and ordering in-person vs. online.Get 20% Off Cure HydrationGet 30% off a Zencastr Professional account

Ty & Eric take sides in the Cure Hydration vs. Liquid I.V. water wars, as well as discuss Subway’s non-compliant compost program, forgetting to select your bread, the new sweet onion teriyaki sauce, turning Subway bread into water bottles, sampling ingredients, what electrolytes might be, and the nose-ring scene at Subway.Get 20% Off Liquid I.V.Get 20% Off Cure HydrationGet 15% Off Laird SuperfoodGet 30% off a Zencastr Professional account

Ty & Eric diagnose Ty’s missing taste buds, why Modelo is the cool guy’s beer, the commonalities between Subway and coffee, ordering just a simple sandwich from Subway as a summer snack, getting treated for 3rd degree burns at Aesop, Eric getting jumped in Gastown, and Ty’s upcoming Father John’s Misty concert.Get 20% Off Liquid I.V.Get 20% Off Cure HydrationGet 15% Off Laird SuperfoodGet 30% off a Zencastr Professional account

Ty & Eric dive deep into the Barbie film, dissecting the undertones of destroying dreams and the overtones of misogyny. They also discuss Ken’s one-liners, Allen’s fits, Rick Owen’s philosophies, Justin Trudeau’s divorce, drinking milk at parties, and how Subway gaslights their customers.Get 15% Off Laird SuperfoodGet 30% off a Zencastr Professional account

Ty and Eric deliberate their upcoming Barbie movie screening, Eric’s trip to Church’s Chicken, ordering a pink sandwich, slamming footlongs like Joey Chestnut, what’s wrong with the Island Boys, Ty’s eyeball disorder, and what constitutes reality.Get 15% Off Laird SuperfoodGet 10% Off Wongo PuzzlesGet 30% off a Zencastr Professional account

Ty & Eric connect the nefarious dots between the Barbie movie, Nicki Minaj’s s3x scandal, societal predictive programming, and Subway’s sponsorship model. They also discuss why Subway sandwiches are always cold, and why Travis Scott album sounds like warm tuna.Get 15% Off Laird SuperfoodGet 10% Off Wongo PuzzlesGet 30% off a Zencastr Professional account

Ty & Eric reunite to discuss Eric’s antics in Europe, including tasting stingray and airport terminal meatballs, as well as being stalked by an ominous ‘Mr. Terry’. They also discuss the quirks of British Subways, Ty’s bad footlong, and Uber Eats drivers climbing behind the Subway counter. During the hip-hop segment of the episode, they read some quotes from Drake’s poetry book as well as discuss Travis Scott’s imaginary Egypt concert and Quavo’s (and Eric’s) yacht robbery.Get 15% Off Laird SuperfoodGet 10% Off Wongo PuzzlesGet 30% off a Zencastr Professional account

Ty & Eric raise their nostrils to the smell of the tuna sub, sweating on a peddle bike tour, Drake’s poetry book, being tall in a sandwich shop, appropriate places to eat peanuts, the twisted world of bachelor parties, getting scolded by old Italian men, and Ty’s accidental cross-dressing experience.Get 15% Off Laird SuperfoodGet 10% Off Wongo PuzzlesGet 30% off a Zencastr Professional account

Ty & Eric unite in the booth to discuss extra chewy footlongs, Subway’s new everything bread, Ty’s confrontation with a bully, smelling like Santal 33, drinking Spaghetts, the scene report at the local ‘Way, and crying over spilled natty wine.Get 15% Off Laird SuperfoodGet 10% Off Wongo PuzzlesGet 30% off a Zencastr Professional account

Ty & Eric analyze a violent artist-customer dispute at the 'Way, whether Subway should join the Jimmy Johns family, ordering 4 footlongs at the same time, whether YZY Food is cap, turning the Big Mac into a taco, and punishing prisoners with footlongs.Get 15% Off Laird SuperfoodGet 10% Off Wongo PuzzlesGet 30% off a Zencastr Professional account

Ty & Eric dive into the lore surrounding the missing Titan submarine, Young Thug’s prison recording booth, Ty getting heckled at a comedy show, homemade espresso, whether Tommy Cash is an industry plant, what Fogle is doing now, and Zion Williamson’s baby mama drama.Get 15% Off Laird SuperfoodGet 10% Off Wongo PuzzlesGet 30% off a Zencastr Professional account

Ty & Eric reflect on Ty’s pilgrimage down the Oregon Coast, the strange Subways he encountered, the scene report in Portland, why the Ace hotel is for single men, landscaping outside Subways, sandwich artists painting their nails, why Nikola Jokić is a disgruntled employee, and whether Drake is actually a cartoon.Get 15% Off Laird SuperfoodGet 10% Off Wongo PuzzlesGet 30% off a Zencastr Professional account

Ty & Eric discuss getting ranchy with Apple’s Vision Pro headset, why Subway is the OG virtual reality, Subway’s escapades in China, sad dad music, mispronouncing the Subway Series menu, controversial wine bar menus, and their recent experiences watching The Cure and The National perform. Get 15% Off Laird SuperfoodGet 10% Off Wongo PuzzlesGet 30% off a Zencastr Professional account

Ty & Eric discuss shirtless sandwich artists, Ty’s experience at Michelin-starred Published, using croissants to win back girls, steak frite classism, whether Subway has captured the Italian charm, why the Boathouse restaurant needs to sink, geotagging Aesop locations, eating fiddleheads, and whether wearing plastic gloves is a red or green flag.Get 15% Off Laird SuperfoodGet 10% Off Wongo PuzzlesGet 30% off a Zencastr Professional account

Ty & Eric discuss crossing paths outside Sushi Tree, sandwich artist getting just the tip, sleeping with your roadbike, Martha Stewart’s squishy jugs, literally dropping a meatball, getting your FW22 mens collection stolen, and open roles at Think Fresh Inc.Get 15% Off Laird SuperfoodGet 10% Off Wongo PuzzlesGet 30% off a Zencastr Professional account

Ty & Eric discuss the scene report at the Subway they just visited, avoiding moldy vegetables, ordering the chicken bacon ranch water, the problems with guacamole, their divine feminine names, keeping their friends close and flavour haters closer, the Green Goddess sub scam, where LA construction workers dine, and why the controversial vegetables get segregated.Get 15% Off Laird SuperfoodGet 10% Off Wongo PuzzlesGet 30% off a Zencastr Professional account

Ty & Eric discuss the chemical makeup of Ranch Water, why winery food tastes better, stomaching a Meatball sub, employing grandparents as sandwich artists, whether taste is a universal trait, watching the police order a party sub, the mystery of bad craft brewery meals, and taking advice directly from the Subway menu.Get 15% Off Laird SuperfoodGet 10% Off Wongo PuzzlesGet 30% off a Zencastr Professional account

Ty & Eric reflect on their previous night’s bender, including a midnight Subway visit, going to an Yves Tumor concert, going broke at the roulette table, drinking free Aperol Spritz's, divine intervention at the mini-golf bar, the sandwich artist code of honesty, why nacho cheese is the worst cheese, running their footlongs through the garden, the nightlife of Subway, and demon time at Vancouver clubs.Get 15% Off Laird SuperfoodGet 10% Off Wongo PuzzlesGet 30% off a Zencastr Professional account

Ty & Eric double toast CEO sweat retreats, exploiting sandwich artist depression, the feeling when the veggie buckets be overflowing, the Business of Fashion Subway article, the commonalities of Aesop and Subway, de-stigmatizing micro plastics, Ja Morant’s addiction to shooting, the unfortunate similarities between Jared Fogle and Kanye West, Subway’s role in Maslow’s hierarchy of needs, what would happen if Subway went extinct, and a waitress who gets a little too close for comfort.Get 15% Off Laird SuperfoodGet 10% Off Wongo PuzzlesGet 30% off a Zencastr Professional account

Ty & Eric discuss the dropping of the infamous Subway tuna case, stadium food fine dining, getting the works at Subway, eating at Harvey’s, the Air Drake face mask, online ordering a footlong, whether Subway’s menu has improved, Hermes blankies, and drinking the cursed Subway pickle juice.Get 15% Off Laird SuperfoodGet 10% Off Wongo PuzzlesGet 30% off a Zencastr Professional account

Ty & Eric discuss why Subway lacks Everything bread, Kevin Gates' Instagram story (don’t watch it), how Subway comforts tourists in Paris, fighting with hotel concierge for a bottle opener, Mexican avocado conspiracies, picking fights with franchise owners, sandwich intellectual property, affogato thirst traps, tossing veggies over the sneeze guard, and Think Fresh’s new collaboration with Laird Superfood and Wongo Puzzles.Get 15% Off Laird SuperfoodGet 10% Off Wongo PuzzlesGet 30% off a Zencastr Professional account

Ty & Eric chew on finger sandwiches, pre-footlong jaw stretches, the furries at the MET gala, whether blue collar workers are limber, Eric’s Fairmont Chateau Whistler activation, Pedro Pascal’s hard feelings harder fits, and whether Durex should supply sandwich artists with plastic gloves.Get 30% off a Zencastr Professional account

Ty & Eric take sides in the tofu vs. tempeh war, as well as discuss the women of Subway, sitting in the ‘artist’s corner’, creating an in-house vegetable garden, the radioactive toaster oven, travelling to Whistler, Subway’s suspicious soup du jour, and demystifying the vegetable bucket. Use code THINKFRESH for 30% off a Zencastr Professional account.