We've got the stock market, neck-ties, Jenny Flint, cheetahs, and Miss Marie Otway finally boards the Lady Emma before Watson goes to bed. Enjoy, you howling Watsonians!

Waiting for the U.S. president to talk about Watson again, murder ponies, more Clark Russell, Gnome Watson, canaries, and more! You don't have to love Watson to listen to the Watsonian Weekly, but what the heck is going on that you don't love Dr. Watson? Sheesh! Get on the Watson wagon, weekly!

Join Brad, Paul, Margie, Robert, and Madeline on a Watsonian cruise through unexpected waters this week. Keep your harpoons at the ready, because thar a whale of an episode blows, matey!

Recovering from the big Sherlock Holmes January Weekend and America's worst week in a while, the Watsonian Weekly still returns to being fully staffed with Margie Deck, Robert Perrett, Paul Thomas Miller, Madeline Quiñones, and guest toaster Sandra Little! (And Brad Keefauver, your fumbling-through-some-last-minute-recording host.) We're talking Watson here!

Watson is into all kinds of curious things as be begin our third year of reporting upon Watsonish things. A lot of subbing for regulars this week, but you still get the full Weekly.

It's a lazy holiday weekend episode with two regulars off and Madeline Quiñones stepping in for Watson's Word of the Week. Hear the bittern boom, find out what happened to the first bull pup, and how a four-in-one featured Watson of the Week works. It's the last episode of season two, and . . .  (That's your cliffhanger.)

In this Watsonian Weekly Christmas Eve special, we give you a bit of the usual and a little Christmas story that spins off of "Speckled Band." If nothing else, it might help you drift off before Santa shows up at your house.

Somehow, one member of the team going on Christmas break sends the podcast spinning into . . . well, just a shorter podcast. Just eleven minutes and thirty-six seconds, at which point it's definitely over and you should turn off your app, close the web page, or whatever your method of listening is. 

While we do hit Christmas, drunkenness in the Canon, and boars, there's a whole lot of chat about Watson's three continental "breakfasts" from the John H. Watson Society.

No on-the-scene reports this week, but some good, solid Watson work anyway, on his coat, classic Watsoniana, and the Watson with the most recorded monkey attacks. It's under twenty minutes, so what have you got to lose?

This week we have an astonishing live remote from Portsmouth where the 140th anniversary of Watson returning home from war on the troopship Orontes! Does it make up for some horrid sound editing on another part of the show? Well, you'll have to find out the hard way. Welcome to the Watsonian Weekly!

Really, I just want to write the description for the next "Sherlock Holmes is Real" right now, but here we are. Roll into one nation's Thanksgiving with a big scoop of mashed Watson.

You may enjoy hearing some toasts, a Irish John Watson, bisons, or the rising shade against the writer of "Watsoniana," but where else are your going to hear a podcaster that had to fight off a cat during the show? 

Some of us are subtle with mail and things said "joe-cosely," and some of us are not at all, but this is a good week to be bidin' your time with the Watsonian Weekly, if you catch my drift. And if you make it past everything else, you might even find out where the term "Watsonian" first appeared in reference to our friend John H. Watson. So pitter-patter . . .

Take a moment from your stressful week and enjoy talk of cesspools, shocking night creature revelations, and John Watson going out to the terrace to die. (We don't mention the terrace part on the podcast, but . . . yeah.) The Watsonian Weekly is here for you in numbing your time of political dread!

This week, we feature Denmark's capital city, its second largest land predator, Victorian liberalism, and dog policies of tenant housing. And yet, this is still the most entertaining podcast focused on that cutey John H. Watson that you're going to get this week!

Is it Holmesoween or Hallowatson? Either way, you're getting tricks and treats in this wildly fish-tailing episode of somehow Watson-related miscellanea, all presented in a lazy Sunday fashion.

Want to hear about sisters *COMMA* , asses *COMMA*, snackling *COMMA*, and a gathering of Sherlockians that didn't have any of those? It's our Left Coast Sherlockian Symposium follow-up episode, with special guests Phil Bergem, Heather Hinson, and the not-quite-as-special-because-he's-on-a-lot Rob Nunn.

Feeling a bit chaffered? A bit red in the head? Does Watson ape a few folks, and it that a fair assessment? Give us ten minutes or so and you can find out.

No twaddle, but some Twidle this episode as we also talk about Enola, hats, and not much else. It's a short one!

What kind of music did Watson like? What would people sing about Watson? What would Watson himself sing about? And can we have a Watson concert based on all this someday? Time to find out!

After a good bit of John H. Watson Society breaking news, some bits on Portland, Madrid, a menangerie, and Uffa, we present a reader's theater production of "Watson's Lion's Mane," with one of the most diversely voiced casts on a Sherlock Holmes play you will hear this year!

A little later than usual, but we've got winners, we've got pate de foie gras pie, and we've got those chubby little faces you want to see at your Labor Day festivities. It's Watson time!

This week, we find it hard to do Watson news without getting sidetracked on that old East wind. And for the love of Baker Street, somebody get Watson some chocolate!

Two new voices on the podcast this week give us a book review and a 1980s take on Watson as a husband, whilst the old familiars take us down some different alleys in Watsontown.

There's snakes, boxing, caganers, a disappearing Watson, and Watsonians attempting that which must not be attempted. Other podcasts may give you more detailed episode notes, but we . . . well, we don't.

Heavenly bodies align to flavor your wine. Only a fool could make a hunt so cruel. Some banter for the mendicanter. And, no, we weren't stuttering when we said this episode would be a lot like Sussexual Sherlock!  

The search for Watson's treasure begin, a cat Watson, a known Parker, an unknown Anderson, a rappin' Watson, the mystery of how Watson's clothes were clean, and the clients we really wonder about. Hope his red pants are clean enough for Monday, because it's here!

There's talk of Bertillon, magazines, the sun, a Watson that froze Sherlock, and somehow we find our way to Star Wars, and Watson's agent obviously stanning it. Oh, what a tangled web we weave when Watson comes tugging at our sleeve!

This week, the Watsonian Weekly regulars record the podcast together for the first time, and we learn about Richards, gloves, birds and lighthouses, Howard Marion Crawford, Jack Hawkins, and visiting Sherlockian sites (but don't get your hopes up -- we think "Chicago" counts). Actual human interaction this week, give it a listen!

What hath the second meeting of the John H. Watson Society brought to the podcast party? Why so many birds? Bad podcast organization, a good diary entry, and a mysterious movie that only one person is known to have seen? And we had to stop at a half hour for this one, because our Watsonian cup is overflowing!

Let's not bury the lead: Watson is Canonically naked, the exposed facts this episode!  Also, a pleasant conversation with Beth Gallego, the Buttons of the John H. Watson Society, many of Watson's words of the week, a slop shop deciphered, and can you really head down to Watsontown? It's all here!

Watson's word of the week may be "sour," but he still seems to have an interest in music halls and lintels. We get to hear a lot of things about foreign editions from Don Hobbs, Sherlockiana's foremost expert on the subject, and if you stick around to the end of this longer-than-usual episode, you might even get a happy little song shipping Doctor Watson with one of the best potential mates in the Canon. 

Bull pups, hounds, an almanac, and "My God! It's Watson!" Even if it's Watson, Oklahoma, you'll find a little tiger in your Watson. And this episode, we actually talk to each other!

A little report on this year's online Scintillation of Scions symposium, poetry, Canonical characters in their forties, a movie Watson in his childhood, Vicar Roundhay, and more! (Watson as a muskrat.)

Think a podcast about John H. Watson can't find a way to talk about racism this week? Have you read what he wrote? Some seriousness and some of the usual silliness as well this week, so buckle up . . . it's still not a very long podcast, in any case.

Breaking news on Watson being replaced by a younger man with a similar first name adds to the chaos of the world at the moment, and we turn to poetry, Violet Hunter, and Australia for comfort.

We range from the poetic to the pro wrestling in our praise of Watsons this week, and there's plenty of news and even Mycroft gets a bit, so join us, won't you?

The Watsonians met this week, so there's good news there! We've got Watson's education, his poetry, and even an alien encounter for the good doctor? 

The lower-case animal crossing gets a little weird in this one, and there's a Watson who isn't human (mammal) and one who isn't human (flower). How that theme got into this episode, I don't know, but at least there's none of that Dr. Moreau stuff going on here!

Is it the Wat-man's arch-foe, the Quizzler, showing up in this week's episode? No, we're not getting that silly, but quizzes are on our minds, as well as quacks, loafers, and a good Watsonian who has left our ranks. Stay 'til the end, and you might just get reminded what people are like!

The host gets very distracted this week, and some definite rabbit holes occur. Isolation, Watson's Google searches, landlady poetry, a rare pair that doesn't get enough attention (in one Pup's eyes), croquet, a Russian Watson, and acid bystanders? Here we go.

This episode says "View-halloo!" So do listen to it, won't you? It's on Dudley Moore, Prime ministers and lore, With perhaps a dirty limerick or two.

In this four-part special, Paul Thomas Miller leads off with an essay on the Baker Street servant class, then we get into a 1978 Peoria debate on Watson's drinking. By the time it's all over, things descend into something that might be tragedy, might be comedy, or might just be the sort of podcasting only a viral hermitage can produce.

John H. Watson is many things to many people, and this week, he's some very, very different things, one of which we couldn't even tell you on the podcast. (But watch for a clue in a "Watson House Calls" special this week.) Fifteen minutes or so of Watson fun ahead , step right this way!

Did Watson have a family member at Baker Street? Who was his colonial buddy? Was his pen firing blanks? And why didn't that guy have pants on? All these questions will be answered, and more, on the latest exciting episode of The Watsonian Weekly! Same Wat-time, same Wat-channel!

Double feature time! Was Watson an April Fool, with his sixty cases of Sherlock Holmes being the greatest April Fool's Day inspiration of all? And how soon after Sherlock Holmes left the womb was he doing detection?  Let Brad Keefauver lull you into drowsiness, and Paul Thomas Miller follow that up with a bedtime story in this Watsonian Weekly special about babies being born and more!

Can a color become intoxicated? Can a Victorian play a proper April Fool's prank? Does Watson have an echo . . . echo . . . echo? All that, another woman with the initials "M.M." in Watson's life, and nobody singing except our theme! What more could you ask of a weekly Watsonian podcast!