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WINNER - Best Sports Comedy Podcast @ 'Sports Podcast Awards'. Relax, tune-in and enjoy the only podcast in the world where celebrities properly unwind and cut loose. Come listen to some of the biggest names in sport, media & film discuss their lives with; The CEO of Clapham aka Mr Archie Curzon and Host Freddy Clode. Be prepared for a tornado of laughs and the great unexpected as Archie dishes out life advice to all those looking for success in the city, in the gym and in the sheets. Number 1; Lifestyle, Rugby & Business Podcast Globally. Over 5 Million Unique Downloads & Over 1000 5 Star Ratings!
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S9 Ep193: Evan Roos - Crazy Initiations, Dangerous House Parties & Nearly Dying After Playing England At Twickenham!

S9 Ep193: Evan Roos - Crazy Initiations, Dangerous House Parties & Nearly Dying After Playing England At Twickenham!

Today we're joined by URC player of the year and Young Springbok Player of The Year Evan Roos to discuss his incredible career so far and also preview the huge clash at Twickenham this weekend. We discuss; how to charm South African ladies in Cape Town, the craziest initiations Archie is now overseeing at the Falcons, why he hates Durban, the day Eben Etzebeth nearly ruined him, almost killing his landlords dog at a messy house party and the terrifying story of how he nearly died on the way back to South Africa after playing England last year at Twickenham, plus much more.... ------------ BUY YOUR TICKETS NOW - https://dice.fm/partner/promoter/event/ry3rrw-archie-curzon-the-rig-biz-pod-eng-vs-ireland-live-1st-feb-the-clapham-grand-london-tickets?dice_id=4262585&dice_channel=web&dice_tags=organic&dice_campaign=Promoter&dice_feature=mio_marketing&_branch_referrer=H4sIAAAAAAAAAwXBQQ6DIBAF0NN0OWC6bNJ4Alc9gAEc5KcI5kM1ceHZ%2B17qfW8vazPK1ywIauJmHUOCSvjxqkV6UiFW8bgk49DxpkYlUdbZs55N%2BZ6qR9bHc%2Fi46Ig%2FwAa2PlYAAAA%3D&_branch_match_id=1377321701803860699
42:3314/11/2024
S9 Ep192: Archie Reacts To; Trump's Victory, England Choking & A Night Out With Jack Whitehall!

S9 Ep192: Archie Reacts To; Trump's Victory, England Choking & A Night Out With Jack Whitehall!

Archie's on a rampage as he ends up revealing the dirt on his VIP weekend at Twickers with Jack Whitehall, gives his honest thoughts on Borthwick and reveals why Alistair is a very happy man after Trump is re-elected as President of America. Plus AC phones The Northcote pub to make sure they're going to be well stocked for our live show in February and also there's a return to Club House Stories and if that's not enough a new golf section - where AC phone's his fans and asks for their best golf chat plus much more ridiculousness as always..... --------------------------- BUY YOUR TICKETS NOW - https://claphamgrand.com/event/archie-curzon-the-rig-biz-live/
26:4407/11/2024
S9 Ep191: Rachel Drummond - Archie Tries To Impress Pro-Golfer Rachel Drummond + He Reveals His Ridiculous Halloween Plans & England Rugby Predictions!

S9 Ep191: Rachel Drummond - Archie Tries To Impress Pro-Golfer Rachel Drummond + He Reveals His Ridiculous Halloween Plans & England Rugby Predictions!

Today we're joined by LIV and Sky Sports presenter and current professional golfer Rachel Drummond to discuss her incredible career in the game, whereby Archie spends the whole episode desperately trying to flirt and impress her! Plus he takes us through what is surely the most ludicrous Halloween plans that have ever been created and gives us his predictions and thoughts on the rugby this weekend.... ------- BUY YOUR TICKETS NOW - https://claphamgrand.com/event/archie-curzon-the-rig-biz-live/
41:5331/10/2024
S9 Ep190: Conrad 'Snakey' Smith - The Greatest Centre Of All Time Joins The Pod For An Exclusive Interview!

S9 Ep190: Conrad 'Snakey' Smith - The Greatest Centre Of All Time Joins The Pod For An Exclusive Interview!

We're truly honoured to be joined by arguably the greatest centre of all time in Conrad Smith for an exclusive interview to hear about his incredible journey that took him from being a 'skinny hockey chassis' called 'Snakey' to becoming a 2 Time World Cup winning All Black legend. We discuss everything from his nightmare roomates to his love in with Ma'a Nonu to All Black initiations to playing for the greatest Barbarian side of all time and much much more.... -------- We're doing our last ever Live Show at The Clapham Grand on February 1st - we'll do a live podcast with some very special guests and then immediately afterwards a 25 foot HD screen will drop from the ceiling and we will watch England take on Ireland in Dublin. BUY YOUR TICKETS NOW - https://claphamgrand.com/event/archie-curzon-the-rig-biz-live/
47:0224/10/2024
S9 Ep189: Bonnie Blue - Only Fans Star on; Making £500,000 From Sleeping With 158 Freshers, Getting Robbed During A Gangbang & The Liverpool Player Who Wants A Male Orgy!

S9 Ep189: Bonnie Blue - Only Fans Star on; Making £500,000 From Sleeping With 158 Freshers, Getting Robbed During A Gangbang & The Liverpool Player Who Wants A Male Orgy!

RATED R WARNING - This is by far and away our most graphic podcast, so if you're easily insulted or upset or turned on for that matter then we advise you not to listen.  Today we're delighted to be joined by the most famous Only Fans Star in the World in Bonnie Blue who's made headlines by sleeping with nearly 200 18 year olds at Freshers, fucking a builder at a Premier League game, sleeping with a father and son, getting her phone stolen during a gangbang, making viral videos with Lily Phillips all whilst making over half a million pounds a month by filming it all. We discuss everything you can imagine and more - so tune in and enjoy!! --------- We're doing our last ever Live Show at The Clapham Grand on February 1st - we'll do a live podcast with some very special guests and then immediately afterwards a 25 foot HD screen will drop from the ceiling and we will watch England take on Ireland in Dublin.  BUY YOUR TICKETS NOW - https://claphamgrand.com/event/archie-curzon-the-rig-biz-live/
41:4917/10/2024
S9 Ep188: Nathan Hughes - Eddie Jones' Breakdown - Dai Young's Addiction To Partying & Fucking Over Pat Lam 'The Dictator' !

S9 Ep188: Nathan Hughes - Eddie Jones' Breakdown - Dai Young's Addiction To Partying & Fucking Over Pat Lam 'The Dictator' !

What an honour it is to bring you a rugby legend in Nathan Hughes today all the way from Tokyo and boy is he in good spirits as he takes us through all the gossip from his incredible career so far in the game! Sit back, relax and enjoy some of the greatest stories we've ever been told - RATED R
51:1910/10/2024
S9 Ep187: Chris Billam-Smith - WBO Champion Of The World On; Why He Left Eddie Hearn, If He's 'Ducking' Jai Opetaia & Whether Anthony Joshua Should Now Retire!

S9 Ep187: Chris Billam-Smith - WBO Champion Of The World On; Why He Left Eddie Hearn, If He's 'Ducking' Jai Opetaia & Whether Anthony Joshua Should Now Retire!

As Boxing continues to grow in importance in this country we're joined by WBO Champion of The World Chris Billam-Smith to discuss his incredible journey which has taken him from walking out on Eddie Hearn to become Champion of the World. We discuss; if he's ducking a fight with the terrifying Jai Opetaia, whether it's time for Anthony Joshua to walk away from the sport, what really went wrong with Eddie Hearn, why he bans himself from wanking, how to curate the perfect walk in to the ring, why Archie is an embarrasment to the sport and much much more..... ------ Listen & Subscribe to Freddy's Other Podcast -  'The Go To Food Podcast' here - https://link.chtbl.com/Vg8g3qpb
38:3503/10/2024
S9 Ep186: Matt Dawson - Beating Up Prince Harry - Getting Spanked By A Cactus & His Disgust At Getting Fired From Question Of Sport!

S9 Ep186: Matt Dawson - Beating Up Prince Harry - Getting Spanked By A Cactus & His Disgust At Getting Fired From Question Of Sport!

We're Back once more to bring you the biggest names in Sport and they don't come much bigger than World Cup Winner and 3 Times British & Irish Lion Matt Dawson. In this no holds barred interview he shares with us his greatest stories from his incredibly decorated career in rugby - from beating up Prince Harry after the World Cup Final in 2003, weird phone calls and requests from Clive Woodward, getting spanked on a Barbarians tour by a cactus so badly that he was bleeding for days, his disgust at getting fired from Question of Sport, his regrets at writing a scathing Telegraph diary entry on the infamous 2001 Lions Tour that very nearly got him sent home and much much more..... ------------------ Buy Limited Edition Samurai  GOOD C.H.A.T socks here - https://www.samurai-sports.com/products/cf-012-good-chat-socks?variant=46376191000828&currency=GBP&gad_source=1
50:3026/09/2024
S9 Ep185: LIV Golf Special with Open Champion Louis Oosthuizen & LIV Champion Dean Burmester

S9 Ep185: LIV Golf Special with Open Champion Louis Oosthuizen & LIV Champion Dean Burmester

We're back with a LIV golf special whereby we're today we're bringing you all the C.H.A.T with 2 of the greatest personalities and players in the sport of golf in Louis Oosthuizen & Dean Burmester. The lads reveal to us why LIV is so much more fun than the PGA, unveil all the dirt on their fellow players and what they're really like off the course, educate us on their late night brandy drinking sessions, take us through their incredible career highs and lows and Archie gets a chance to share his R Rated technical advise to help improve their games. Plus, Archie and Freddy reveal the craziness of what happened when they were out in Andalusia over the weekend watching all of the action live!!! ------- Check out LIV golf here - https://www.livgolf.com/
38:0518/07/2024
S9 Ep184: Schalk Burger - The Shocking Untold Story Of How He Just Escaped Death - Getting Shot At By The SA Army & Why The Boks Will Beat Ireland 2-0!

S9 Ep184: Schalk Burger - The Shocking Untold Story Of How He Just Escaped Death - Getting Shot At By The SA Army & Why The Boks Will Beat Ireland 2-0!

Today we're joined by a hero amongst men, World Cup winner and Ex IRB Player of The Year Schalk Burger to hear all the greatest stories from his illustrious career and also preview the most anticipated Test Series in over a decade when the Boks take on Ireland. From his ruthless schoolboy cricket initiation, to getting shot at by the South African army, getting pissed with Eddie Jones during the 2007 World Cup after training, escaping death when he was diagnosed with a cyst on his spine, the incredible story behind a secret week long piss up in the mountains in Argentina, why the Boks will beat Ireland 2-0 and much much more..... ---------- This week we're giving all of you 8 free beers and 2 packs of snacks - all you have to do is cover the delivery fee - click here to claim this incredible deal now - https://www.beer52.com/RIGBIZ BUY BRAND NEW CLAPHAM FALCONS X SAMURAI STASH - https://www.samurai-sports.com/collections/clapham-falcons Book an incredible holiday with Neilsons here - https://www.neilson.co.uk/ Listen & Subscribe to 'The Go To Food Podcast' here - https://link.chtbl.com/Vg8g3qpb
52:0520/06/2024
S9 Ep183: Ryan Sidebottom - Swanny Having Phone Sex With His Wife - Strippers With Corrupt Billionaire Allen Stanford & Becoming Best Mates With Robbie Williams!

S9 Ep183: Ryan Sidebottom - Swanny Having Phone Sex With His Wife - Strippers With Corrupt Billionaire Allen Stanford & Becoming Best Mates With Robbie Williams!

As the rugby season comes to a close, we turn our attention to the Cricket World Cup and in doing so we're joined by an England legend and World Cup winner in Ryan Sidebottom. Ryan has some incredible stories to share with us from his 20 year professional career including; the night Graeme Swann had phone sex with his wife, becoming best mates with Robbie Williams, his messiest nights out with Freddie Flintoff, Samit Patel's food poisoning in the Caribbean, the best sledger he's ever played with, the crazy night that Allen Stanford organised a private stripper night for the England team, his best memories from his 1000 wicket career and much much more.... ---------- BUY BRAND NEW CLAPHAM FALCONS X SAMURAI STASH - https://www.samurai-sports.com/collections/clapham-falcons Book an incredible holiday with Neilsons here - https://www.neilson.co.uk/ Listen & Subscribe to 'The Go To Food Podcast' here - https://link.chtbl.com/Vg8g3qpb
41:5313/06/2024
S9 Ep182: Mark Durden-Smith - Bullying Prince Harry - Getting Harassed By Gwyneth Paltrow's Security & Partying With Katie Price!

S9 Ep182: Mark Durden-Smith - Bullying Prince Harry - Getting Harassed By Gwyneth Paltrow's Security & Partying With Katie Price!

Today we're joined by broadcasting royalty in the wonderful Mark Durden-Smith to discuss his incredible 30+ year career working on TV with some of the biggest celebrities in the world. From getting bustled out of an interview by Gwyneth Paltrow's security guard, to making front page headlines by abusing Prince Harry, partying with Katie Price, getting loose with Phil Tufnell, presenting the Premiership Rugby Show with David Flatman for 10 years, his nightmare rugby tour to Zimbabwe and much more.... Plus we're joined by the most famous Bath fan in the world, who got a tattoo last week saying 'Prem Champions 2024'. ------------ BUY BRAND NEW CLAPHAM FALCONS X SAMURAI STASH - https://www.samurai-sports.com/collections/clapham-falcons This week we're giving all of you 8 free beers and 2 packs of snacks - all you have to do is cover the delivery fee - click here to claim this incredible deal now - https://www.beer52.com/RIGBIZ Listen & Subscribe to 'The Go To Food Podcast' here - https://link.chtbl.com/Vg8g3qpb
50:0106/06/2024
S9 Ep181: Adam Hollioake - Surviving An Al Qaeda Bombing - Flintoff's Loosest Ever Night Out & Losing £21 Million Over Night!

S9 Ep181: Adam Hollioake - Surviving An Al Qaeda Bombing - Flintoff's Loosest Ever Night Out & Losing £21 Million Over Night!

Today we're joined by Ex England & Surrey Captain Adam Hollioake to discuss his incredible sporting career which took him from the heights of cricket to then become an undefeated MMA fighter & Boxer back in Australia. We discuss his greatest stories from; illegally partying with Freddie Flintoff to what it was like getting personally abused by the late great Shane Warne, the tragic story of how he lost his brother to surviving a terrorist attack whilst coaching in Afghanistan to the day he lost £21 million pounds and much much more...... --------- BUY BRAND NEW CLAPHAM FALCONS X SAMURAI STASH - https://www.samurai-sports.com/collections/clapham-falcons This week we're giving all of you 8 free beers and 2 packs of snacks - all you have to do is cover the delivery fee - click here to claim this incredible deal now - https://www.beer52.com/RIGBIZ Listen & Subscribe to 'The Go To Food Podcast' here - https://link.chtbl.com/Vg8g3qpb
42:3530/05/2024
S9 Ep180: Alex Cuthbert - Infernos With Margot Robbie - Exeters Secret Initiation Finally Revealed & The Real Reason He Was Dropped From The Lions!

S9 Ep180: Alex Cuthbert - Infernos With Margot Robbie - Exeters Secret Initiation Finally Revealed & The Real Reason He Was Dropped From The Lions!

Today we're joined by Welsh and Lions legend Alex Cuthbert to discuss his incredible 14 year career in the game and celebrate his best stories from on and off the pitch! Alex reveals the brutality of Gatland's World Cup training camp last year which led to his injury, the messiest pre-season trip he's ever been onto with Wales in Istanbul, the day Andy Powell won £150k on a football bet to spite being dropped from the Wales squad, the stingiest room mate he's ever shared with, the real reason Rob Howely dropped him for the second Lions test in Australia, the night he partied with Margot Robbie in Infernos, Exeter's secret initiation and much much more....... --------- Listen & Subscribe to 'The Go To Food Podcast' here - https://link.chtbl.com/Vg8g3qpb This week we're giving all of you 8 free beers and 2 packs of snacks - all you have to do is cover the delivery fee - click here to claim this incredible deal now - https://www.beer52.com/RIGBIZ Summer is here - Shave Off Your Bush Now with Manscaped and get 20% off everything + a free pair of Boxes and Free Delivery with the code - RIGBIZPOD - https://uk.manscaped.com/
46:3723/05/2024
S9 Ep179: Alfie Barbeary - Chucked Out Of Bath's Christmas Party - Shitting Himself Having Physio & Getting Verbally Abused By Eddie Jones!

S9 Ep179: Alfie Barbeary - Chucked Out Of Bath's Christmas Party - Shitting Himself Having Physio & Getting Verbally Abused By Eddie Jones!

The loosest man in professional rugby and huge fan of the podcast is joining us today to celebrate his incredible career so far & shower us in some of the most outrageous and entertaining stories we've ever been graced with. From being abused multiple times by Eddie Jones in England camps, to having Bath Head Coach Johan Van Graan in a headlock at the Christmas party, to having a very public accident on the physios table to getting mugged for £20k and much much more this is a real treat to listen to! So please sit back, relax and enjoy...... ---------- Summer is here - Shave Off Your Bush Now with Manscaped and get 20% off everything + a free pair of Boxes and Free Delivery with the code - RIGBIZPOD - https://uk.manscaped.com/ This week we're giving all of you 8 free beers and 2 packs of snacks - all you have to do is cover the delivery fee - click here to claim this incredible deal now - https://www.beer52.com/RIGBIZ
46:0416/05/2024
S9 Ep178: John Smit - Drunkenly Knocking Jean De Villiers Out Cold - Having His Penis Exposed On National TV & Why The Lions Refused To Have Beers With The Boks In 2009!

S9 Ep178: John Smit - Drunkenly Knocking Jean De Villiers Out Cold - Having His Penis Exposed On National TV & Why The Lions Refused To Have Beers With The Boks In 2009!

Today we bring you a heroic figure in South African rugby, the legendary captain of the 2007 World Cup winning team and all round rugby superstar John Smit. John takes us through his incredible career in rugby from the highs of uniting South Africa through the World Cup to the lows of the dirtiest intiations he was forced to do and having his manhood exposed on national TV after leaked video footage was released from the infamous military camp the Boks were forced to go on in 2003. We hear about who he thinks will be the next captain of SA, how crazy Rassie Erasmus was back in his playing days, the parental advice he got from Nelson Mandella, why he has had public beef with the owner of the Sharks on twitter, why he regrets that the British and Irish Lions squad never accepted his invitation to share a beer together and much more...... ---------- Summer is here - Shave Off Your Bush Now with Manscaped and get 20% off everything + a free pair of Boxes and Free Delivery with the code - RIGBIZPOD - https://uk.manscaped.com/ This week we're giving all of you 8 free beers and 2 packs of snacks - all you have to do is cover the delivery fee - click here to claim this incredible deal now - https://www.beer52.com/RIGBIZ
52:0609/05/2024
S9 Ep177: Tom Shanklin - Russian Poolette - Wales Teams Trip To Australia's Red Light District & David Flatman's Wanking Scandal!

S9 Ep177: Tom Shanklin - Russian Poolette - Wales Teams Trip To Australia's Red Light District & David Flatman's Wanking Scandal!

We're back for series 2 and we're kicking it off with Wales and Lions legend Tom Shanklin and I must warn you, albeit we're 174 Eps in, I don't know if we've ever had a funnier guest with better stories than this one! Tom takes us through his incredible career from; Clive Woodward begging him to come and play for England, to him doing the greatest prank of all time on David Flatman when they were living together in London, to revealing the brutal initiation of 'Russian Poolette', the story of when he shat himself doing fitness training, how unprofessional Wales' first trip to Japan was, the day when him and his teammates visited the Red Light District in Australia during the 2003 world cup, why Gareth Thomas delivered the worst captains speech of all time in 2007, Lee Brynes dyslexia, Warren Gatland's roasting of Tom during his 50th cap, why the 2005 lions tour was such a disaster and so much more..... ------------ This week we're giving all of you 8 free beers and 2 packs of snacks - all you have to do is cover the delivery fee - click here to claim this incredible deal now - https://www.beer52.com/RIGBIZ
47:4602/05/2024
S9 Ep176: EXCLUSIVE - Nickelback - Becoming The 'Most Hated Band In The World', Getting Bottled Off Stage In Portugal & Naked Jiu-Jitsu!

S9 Ep176: EXCLUSIVE - Nickelback - Becoming The 'Most Hated Band In The World', Getting Bottled Off Stage In Portugal & Naked Jiu-Jitsu!

We're honoured to be joined in person by Billboards “most successful rock band of the decade” - Nickelback all the way over from Canada via Los Angeles. The band have written some of the greatest rock songs in history including 'Rockstar' & 'How You Remind Me' and have sold over 50 million records worldwide. However, their vast success in the mid-2000's led to them being 'cancelled' and hated by millions around the world and memes abusing the band and their music became the most shared on the internet.  Today we uncover; the stories of how they became the most hated band in the world, what it was like being cancelled and abused, what it was like being attacked by bottles and rocks on stage in Portugal, their new film 'Hate To Love' which tells the story of their rise to fame and the bitter aftermath, misguided DFS adverts, naked Jiu-Jitsu, their favourite Nickelback memes, various conspiracies about other bands who wanted them to fail, a promise to come to Clapham and gig and much much more madness..... -------------- Please check out Freddy's new food podcast 'The Go-To Food Pod' where each week he's joined by a celebrity from the world of food as they discuss the guests careers highs and lows whilst also unpicking their go-to food food and drink preferences, locations and all in between.  LISTEN HERE - https://link.chtbl.com/Vg8g3qpb
48:4428/03/2024
S9 Ep175: Ben Youngs - Eddie Jones's Craziest Stories - Leicester's Brutal Initiations &  The Best Fly Half He Ever Played With!

S9 Ep175: Ben Youngs - Eddie Jones's Craziest Stories - Leicester's Brutal Initiations & The Best Fly Half He Ever Played With!

We're truly honoured to be joined by England's most capped player of all time and one of the greatest scrum-halfs in the history of the game Ben Youngs, to discuss his incredible career on and off the pitch. Now that Youngsy is retired from England he's an open book as he shares with us the loosest and most hilarious stories from his career; from Eddie Jones prancing around with a Samurai sword, to Jim Hamilton getting abused at Leicester, to Henry Tuilagi knocking out his teammates after winning the Prem final we hear it all. Including; naked bus journeys, the best fly half he ever played alongside, the greatest team he ever came up against, secret world cup parties in Paris and much more.....
51:2121/03/2024
S9 Ep174: Steff Armitage - England Players Banned My Return To The Team - Why I F***ing Hate Martin Johnson & Forcing My Billionaire Owners Wife To Party All Night Long!

S9 Ep174: Steff Armitage - England Players Banned My Return To The Team - Why I F***ing Hate Martin Johnson & Forcing My Billionaire Owners Wife To Party All Night Long!

We're honoured to be joined by Ex European Player of The Year, Ex England International and triple European champion Steff Armitage to hear about his incredible career, which saw him win more personal and team honours than anyone else in the country but only manage 5 England caps.  Steff reveals all the secrets as he tells us that; England teammates voted to not let him back in the team for the 2015 World Cup, reveals why he fucking hates Martin Johnson, enlightens us to how laid back training was at Toulon, discloses a story about forcing his Billionaire owner Mourad Boudjellal's wife to buy him and his teammates limited edition vodka after 48 hours on the piss, reveals what it was like growing up in poverty in the Caribbean and much much more.... Plus we're joined by special appearances from both Stephen Ferris and Nick Abendanon to discuss the epic England and Italy victories from the weekend.  ----------
37:5914/03/2024
S9 Ep173: Lawrence Dallaglio - England Haven't Got A Coaching Decision Right Since 2003 - Why Josh Lewsey Knocked Danny Cipriani Out & Being Sought Out By Monks At School!

S9 Ep173: Lawrence Dallaglio - England Haven't Got A Coaching Decision Right Since 2003 - Why Josh Lewsey Knocked Danny Cipriani Out & Being Sought Out By Monks At School!

We're honoured for our 170th Episode to be joined by one of the greatest names in the history books of rugby in Lorenzo Bruno Nero Dallaglio, World Cup winner, 7s World Cup winner, World Rugby hall of famer, multi-grandslam winner & British & Irish Lion. Lawrence is in wonderful form as he opens up about his incredible life both on and off the field, from recording backing vocals for Tina Turner to being approached by monks at Ampleforth to captaining Wasps to their greatest ever period to losing the England captaincy over allegations of him being a drug dealer to winning the World Cup in 2003 and partying the nights away in Chinawhites it's all in there. This is a jam packed interview full of incredible stories from off the field, but also Lawrence opens up and shares his frustrations about this current England team, their chances against Ireland this weekend and the RFU and their continued failure and disappointment. --------------- Next week we're in Edinburgh on the 13th March with Big Jim Hamilton and we'd love you to all be there! Get your tickets here - https://www.eventbrite.com/e/rig-biz-live-with-jim-hamilton-edinburgh-tickets-838529623677 Get Involved with The Dallaglio Cycle Slam Here - https://www.dallagliorugbyworks.com/dallaglio-cycle-slam Falcons Stash - https://www.samurai-sports.com/collections/clapham-falcons?gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQiA84CvBhCaARIsAMkAvkJGUqumy2znV1QsH4FvNBPW_qIRsrIHBXyEjJs5WY7UOQm2LO92I0MaAtMhEALw_wcB
54:3607/03/2024
S9 Ep172: Josh Matavesi - Getting Eaten Alive By Fijian Bed Bugs, The Magic Dummy & The Craziest Initiation Of All Time!

S9 Ep172: Josh Matavesi - Getting Eaten Alive By Fijian Bed Bugs, The Magic Dummy & The Craziest Initiation Of All Time!

Today we're joined by a Fijian legend in Josh Matavesi to take us through his incredible career, which saw him represent top teams in; England, Wales and France and of course playing nearly 50 times for Fiji. Josh is still playing semi-pro rugby in Cornwall and we open up by hearing about the craziest initiations we've ever heard in nearly 170 Episodes of this podcast, we then hear about sleeping on the floor in Fiji, getting eating alive by giant bed bugs, the practice of getting high on kava after a match, why his brother chose to play for Fiji at the world cup only a day after their dad has passed, cheese and port fuelled trips at newcastle under Dean Ryan, the trick to a flawless dummy on the pitch and much more..... Plus, Archie analyses Englands upsetting loss to Scotland but reveals why he's never been more confident ahead of the Ireland game and we finish off with another epic Club House Story. --------- We've got one more date in Edinburgh on the 13th March with Big Jim Hamilton and we'd love you to all be there! Get your tickets here - https://www.eventbrite.com/e/rig-biz-live-with-jim-hamilton-edinburgh-tickets-838529623677 Falcons Stash - https://www.samurai-sports.com/collections/clapham-falcons?gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQiA84CvBhCaARIsAMkAvkJGUqumy2znV1QsH4FvNBPW_qIRsrIHBXyEjJs5WY7UOQm2LO92I0MaAtMhEALw_wcB
42:4029/02/2024
S9 Ep171: Chris Morris - Strip Clubs At The World Cup - Delhi Belly In The IPL Final & Abusing David Warner!

S9 Ep171: Chris Morris - Strip Clubs At The World Cup - Delhi Belly In The IPL Final & Abusing David Warner!

We're honoured today to be joined by one of the most expensive players in IPL history, the wonderful Chris Morris, who made over $6 Million at the IPL and also represented South Africa in all 3 formats nearly 100 times. Now he's retired, he's in the mood to have fun and shares with us some of the greatest never told before stories from; Sandpapergate, abusing David Warner, chirping with Virat Kholi, suffering from the almost deadly 'shits' during the IPL final, going to strip clubs with his teamates the day before the World Cup in India, playing hockey growing up, the best sledges he's ever heard, witnessing Stuart Broad verbally abuse Aleem Daar and much much more.... -------------- Thankyou so much for coming on our tour, we've got one more date in Edinburgh on the 13th March with Big Jim Hamilton and we'd love you to all be there! Get your tickets here - https://www.eventbrite.com/e/rig-biz-live-with-jim-hamilton-edinburgh-tickets-838529623677
44:4622/02/2024
S9 Ep170: Charlotte Caslick - Risqué 'Facetime Fridays' - The Art of 'Thirst Traps' & Running Into Trouble With The Police!

S9 Ep170: Charlotte Caslick - Risqué 'Facetime Fridays' - The Art of 'Thirst Traps' & Running Into Trouble With The Police!

We're delighted today to be joined by the greatest women's rugby player of all time in Charlotte Caslick, but more impressive than her on field antics are her crazy stories from off it! Charlotte has managed to amass a huge social following from her incredible personality and her love of life, which often leads her to get into the police, authorities and opposition teams! From getting put into isolation in Tokyo, to almost arrested in Darwin, to partying the night away in Rio (condom machines included) we hear all of her crazy stories from an incredible career so far travelling the world.  ------------------- We're on tour  https://www.eventbrite.com/cc/rig-biz-uk-tour-february-2930289 Leeds - 15th Feb - Ryan Sidebottom Oxford - 20th Feb - Tom Varndell Bristol - 21st Feb - Dave Flatman Edinburgh - 13th March - Pear Tree 
46:0815/02/2024
S9 Ep169: Stuart McCloskey - Ireland’s 'Secret' World Cup Party In Paris- O'Mahony's Bum Funnels & Wrestling Bundee Aki!

S9 Ep169: Stuart McCloskey - Ireland’s 'Secret' World Cup Party In Paris- O'Mahony's Bum Funnels & Wrestling Bundee Aki!

Today we're delighted to be joined by Irish centre Stuart McCloskey, fresh from his teams epic victory in the south of France. We discuss his countries secret 2 day party in Paris after the world cup, how he fell in love with Archie, find out what captain Peter O'Mahony's like on the bum funnels, why Stephen Ferris' is a bit creepy in his 'old age', why you should never try and take on Bundee Aki in a fight, find out what Belfast is like for a night out, why Jacob Stockdale is the most boring roommate in history and also why Ex-Irish Head Coach Joe Schmidt never trusted Stuart plus much more..... --------- Next week we're touring around the UK for our live Rig Biz shows, please round up your mates and come along, for one of the messiest and weirdest nights you could ever imagine! Get Your Tickets Here -  https://www.eventbrite.com/cc/rig-biz-uk-tour-february-2930289   London - 14th Feb - Jason Fox Leeds - 15th Feb - Ryan Sidebottom Oxford - 20th Feb - Tom Varndell Bristol - 21st Feb - Dave Flatman
44:0608/02/2024
S9 Ep168: Will Greenwood - Debagging Alastair Campbell, Insulting The Queen & The Terrifying Day He Nearly Died!

S9 Ep168: Will Greenwood - Debagging Alastair Campbell, Insulting The Queen & The Terrifying Day He Nearly Died!

We're back for the Six Nations and who better to start the series off with than the legendary, World Cup winner; Will Greenwood. Will is on incredible form as he shares with us some hilarious stories from; the day Alistair Campbell got de-bagged in front of the world's media in NZ, when one of his teammates nearly committed treason by insulting the Queen at Buckingham palace, the terrifying story behind the day he nearly died playing for the Lions vs South Africa (resulting in 4 days unconscious in intensive care), what Johnny Wilkinson was really like on a night out (you may be surprised), how he was the 'original' CEO of Clapham and his journey to professionalism, his new found love for drinking beer out of an Octabong and so much more..... Plus, we have a full preview on the upcoming Six Nations. -------------------- We're going on our UK tour this month - please come along and see us live in; London - 14th Feb - Jason Fox Leeds - 15th Feb - Ryan Sidebottom Oxford - 20th Feb - Tom Varndell Bristol - 21st Feb - Dave Flatman Get Your Tickets Here -  https://www.eventbrite.com/cc/rig-biz-uk-tour-february-2930289
45:0901/02/2024
S9 Ep167: IMPORTANT - A Very Special Announcement - Please Listen!

S9 Ep167: IMPORTANT - A Very Special Announcement - Please Listen!

We're going on our UK tour next month - please come along and see us live in; London - 14th Feb - Jason Fox Leeds - 15th Feb - TBA Oxford - 20th Feb - Tom Varndell Bristol - 21st Feb - Dave Flatman Get Your Tickets Here -  https://www.eventbrite.com/cc/rig-biz-uk-tour-february-2930289
09:4518/01/2024
S9 Ep166: Ollie Lawrence - Hilarious Boxing Day Special With England Superstar!

S9 Ep166: Ollie Lawrence - Hilarious Boxing Day Special With England Superstar!

We've managed to wrestle England superstar Ollie Lawrence away from his family on Boxing Day to come and entertain the masses on the award winning Rig Biz Pod! He reveals to us how our podcast powered the boys to victory in France, why he wants to play 13 for England, how Alfie Barbeary embarrassed himself at the Christmas party, what it's like partying with Finn Russell and much more..... ------------- Buy Tickets for our Rig Biz UK Tour Now - https://www.eventbrite.com/cc/rig-biz-uk-tour-february-2930289 14th – London – Sports Bar & Grill Old Street 15th – Leeds – Walkabout Leeds 20th – Oxford – City Arms Oxford 21st – Bristol – Walkabout (Felson’s) Bristol
31:1926/12/2023
S9 Ep165: Elliott Stooke - Misbehaving With Marland Yarde - Knocked Out By Cooper Vuna & Abused By Eddie Jones!

S9 Ep165: Elliott Stooke - Misbehaving With Marland Yarde - Knocked Out By Cooper Vuna & Abused By Eddie Jones!

For our last episode of the year we're delighted to be joined by a legend on the game in Elliott Stooke, a man who's graced; Bath, Wasps, Bristol, Gloucester, Montpellier and England. He takes us through some ridiculous and hilarious stories including; Alfie Barbeary beating up the Bath Head Coach whilst drunk at the Christmas Party, drunken nights out with Marland Yarde and Cipriani for the Barbarians, the crazy true story behind how Wasps went bust and how the players found out, starting at a naked Finn Russell, getting abused by Eddie Jones at England camp, why things fell apart so dramatically at Montpellier this year, why everyone hates Richard Cockerill, lingerie shopping for the Mrs, the crazy story behind when he got knocked out on a night out by Cooper Vuna and much more.... ----------- Buy Tickets for our Rig Biz UK Tour Now - https://www.eventbrite.com/cc/rig-biz-uk-tour-february-2930289 Rig Biz Feb Tour 14th – London – Sports Bar & Grill Old Street 15th – Leeds – Walkabout Leeds 20th – Oxford – City Arms Oxford 21st – Bristol – Walkabout (Felson’s) Bristol
44:3421/12/2023
S9 Ep164: Dan Leavy - Lost Money Clips, Purple Nips & Vegas With Cips

S9 Ep164: Dan Leavy - Lost Money Clips, Purple Nips & Vegas With Cips

We're delighted that Ex-Irish Grand Slam champion and Leinster legend Dan Leavy has taken some time away from his busy 'Silly Season' schedule to join us on the podcast today. Dan was forced to retire at the age of 27 after suffering a horrific knee injury and nowadays runs a very successful Whiskey company. Today he opens up about the crazy highs and lows of his career, from partying in Bilbao after winning the champions cup & getting loose in Dublin all night after winning the Six Nations grand slam to the demons and pain he battled for 3 years after suffering his injury. Plus we hear some hilarious tales about; Archie's lost money clip in The Ned, some embarrassing Christmas party stories, why you should (or should not) target the 'lips and nips' and some other ridiculous tales from Silly Season. ----------------------- LIMITED EDITION - LASH BEAR T - SHIRTS FOR SALE THIS CHRISTMAS - THE PERFECT XMAS PRESENT https://www.stashcompany.co.uk/products/lash-bear GET 8 FREE BEERS & SNACKS ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS CLICK HERE - https://www.beer52.com/rigbiz BUY SAMURAI CLAPHAM FALCONS STASH NOW! https://www.samurai-sports.com/collections/clapham-falcons?_pos=1&_psq=clapham+falcons&_ss=e&_v=1.0 CHANGE YOUR LIFE AROUND WITH ATHLETIC GREENS - GET A FREE 1 YEAR SUPPLY OF VITAMIN D AND 5 FREE AG TRAVEL PACKS BY CLICKING HERE - drinkAG1.com/rigbiz
46:2614/12/2023
S9 Ep163: Mel Deane -Trainer To The Stars On; Nick Frost's Danger Wank & Jamie Dornan's Broken Nose at Infernos!

S9 Ep163: Mel Deane -Trainer To The Stars On; Nick Frost's Danger Wank & Jamie Dornan's Broken Nose at Infernos!

We're delighted to be joined by an Ex Harlequins & Sale legend in Mel Deane, who is nowadays better known as a trainer to the stars in the likes of; Rio Ferdinand, Niall Horan, Jamie Dornan, Tom Hardy, Nick Frost and more... In this episode he reveals all of his greatest stories from ten years playing alongside some of the biggest names in rugby from Jason Robinson to Jason Leonard to Brian O'Driscoll and also treats us to some hilarious tales that his clients have shared with him over the years. So sit back, relax and enjoy another wonderfuly ridiculous ride. -------- LIMITED EDITION - LASH BEAR T - SHIRTS FOR SALE THIS CHRISTMAS - THE PERFECT XMAS PRESENT https://www.stashcompany.co.uk/products/lash-bear GET 8 FREE BEERS & SNACKS ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS CLICK HERE - https://www.beer52.com/rigbiz BUY SAMURAI CLAPHAM FALCONS STASH NOW! https://www.samurai-sports.com/collections/clapham-falcons?_pos=1&_psq=clapham+falcons&_ss=e&_v=1.0 CHANGE YOUR LIFE AROUND WITH ATHLETIC GREENS - GET A FREE 1 YEAR SUPPLY OF VITAMIN D AND 5 FREE AG TRAVEL PACKS BY CLICKING HERE - drinkAG1.com/rigbiz
50:3207/12/2023
S9 Ep162: Laura Smyth - Sugar Daddies, Aggressive Hecklers & Archie’s Hatred For East London!

S9 Ep162: Laura Smyth - Sugar Daddies, Aggressive Hecklers & Archie’s Hatred For East London!

What a joy it is today to be joined by officially the funniest female comedian in the country in the wonderful, joyous and hilarious Laura Smyth. She takes us through her incredible life story which has taken her from being an English teacher at an inner city girls school to becoming the hottest prospect in comedy. From the classroom to a sold out arena tour via several award winning tv shows and a global tour with Jack Whitehall it's all happening for Laura currently and she shares her most hilarious stories with us today including; the weird sugar daddy messages she gets from her fans, the most agressive hecklers she's had to face and why Jack Whitehall despises East London. Plus we have another instalment of club house stories involving - cocaine, shit and dwarfs. ------------ ------------------ CHANGE YOUR LIFE AROUND WITH ATHLETIC GREENS - GET A FREE 1 YEAR SUPPLY OF VITAMIN D AND 5 FREE AG TRAVEL PACKS BY CLICKING HERE - drinkAG1.com/rigbiz GET 8 FREE BEERS & SNACKS ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS CLICK HERE - https://www.beer52.com/rigbiz BUY SAMURAI CLAPHAM FALCONS STASH NOW! https://www.samurai-sports.com/collections/clapham-falcons?_pos=1&_psq=clapham+falcons&_ss=e&_v=1.0
54:3430/11/2023
S9 Ep161: Jamie Bamber - Charming Tom Hanks - Getting Bollocked By Wahlberg & Sexually Harassed By A Brazilian Fan!

S9 Ep161: Jamie Bamber - Charming Tom Hanks - Getting Bollocked By Wahlberg & Sexually Harassed By A Brazilian Fan!

We're honoured to be joined by multi-award winning TV and Film star Jamie Bamber to hear about his incredible career on the big screen - from Band of Brothers to Battlestar Gallactica he's done it all. He also happens to be a resident of Stockwell so we hear about his thoughts on; Clapham, Chariots Spa in Vauxhall, Kiss Chase, getting weird sexual messages from a Brazilian fan, how he deals with his 'fan-club' 'The Bamber Bunnies', Damian Lewis's album, working with Tom Hanks and Spielberg, getting into a ruccus with Walhlberg and falling in love with Michael Fassbender plus much more.... Plus for the first time in months we're back with 'Club House Stories' and yes its hilarious and yes it involves - Welsh men, poo and a night out in Cardiff! ------------------ CHANGE YOUR LIFE AROUND WITH ATHLETIC GREENS - GET A FREE 1 YEAR SUPPLY OF VITAMIN D AND 5 FREE AG TRAVEL PACKS BY CLICKING HERE - drinkAG1.com/rigbiz GET 8 FREE BEERS & SNACKS ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS CLICK HERE - https://www.beer52.com/rigbiz
49:3023/11/2023
S9 Ep160: Schalk Brits - Drugging His 2019 SA Teammates - Why Giteau Pissed In A Bin In Chinawhite's & Boarding School Blow Jobs

S9 Ep160: Schalk Brits - Drugging His 2019 SA Teammates - Why Giteau Pissed In A Bin In Chinawhite's & Boarding School Blow Jobs

Today we're joined by one of our greatest ever guests in 2019 Springbok World Champion and Saracens legend Schalk Brits, whereby he reveals his greatest stories from 20 years as a professional. From brutal initiations at school, to getting barred from one of London's most famous nightclubs due to Matt Giteau's antics, to a 4 day orgy in Barcelona with the Sarries boys, to drugging his 2019 teammates on the plane and even finding out about the joys of 'Boarding School Blow Jobs' - this episode has it all. So sit back, relax and enjoy the most outrageous podcast on the market. ------- CHANGE YOUR LIFE AROUND WITH ATHLETIC GREENS - GET A FREE 1 YEAR SUPPLY OF VITAMIN D AND 5 FREE AG TRAVEL PACKS BY CLICKING HERE - drinkAG1.com/rigbiz GET 8 FREE BEERS & SNACKS ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS CLICK HERE - https://www.beer52.com/rigbiz
51:5716/11/2023
S9 Ep159: Hugo Chegwin aka DJ Beats - Getting Chucked Out Of A Sex Show In Bangkok - Shooting Post Malone's Weapons & Will 'People Just Do Nothing' Return?

S9 Ep159: Hugo Chegwin aka DJ Beats - Getting Chucked Out Of A Sex Show In Bangkok - Shooting Post Malone's Weapons & Will 'People Just Do Nothing' Return?

We're honoured to be joined by multi BAFTA & Novello award winning actor, writer, musician, MC, DJ Hugo Chegwin aka DJ Beats from the incredible show 'People Just Do Nothing'.  He's on wonderful form as he regales us with stories of; how the lads were all bought together via their mutual love of smoking weed, how the show went from being mini youtube clips to becoming the most watched comedy series on TV, a disastrous night when Steve's got them chucked out of a 'ping-pong' sex show in Bangkok, the weird messages he gets from fans in his DM's, hanging out with Post Malone at his house in America and being allowed to fire off his weapons, writing award winning music for the likes of Sam Smith and Emelie Sande, the craziness of shooting their feature film in Japan and the hurdles they had to over come and much more...  ------ GET 8 FREE BEERS & SNACKS ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS CLICK HERE - https://www.beer52.com/rigbiz
51:1309/11/2023
S9 Ep158: Joe Van Niekerk - Dating Lingerie Models - A Crazy 3 Day Ayahuasca Trip & The Dirtiest Initiation Ever

S9 Ep158: Joe Van Niekerk - Dating Lingerie Models - A Crazy 3 Day Ayahuasca Trip & The Dirtiest Initiation Ever

We're honoured to be joined by a Springbok legend in Joe Van Niekerk to celebrate South Africa's incredible World Cup victory, but more importantly to hear his incredible life story, which took him from being SA Player of The Year, to winning 4 European Titles and being inducted into Toulon's Hall of Fame, to retiring and setting up his own psychedelic/hallucinogenic retreat in Costa Rica and much more. From the dirtiest initiation we've ever heard about on this show to dating the most famous lingerie model in South Africa this episode has it all! ------------------- WANT TO BE SUCCESSFUL THIS Q4? WELL START LOOKING THE PART - GET 15% OFF THE STUNNING NEW BEAUFORT & BLAKE COLLECTION USING THE CODE - RIGBIZ15 -https://tinyurl.com/4mu8usbv BUY SAMURAI CLAPHAM FALCONS STASH NOW! We're delighted to be partnering with SAMURAI on this series and you can now buy our limited edition Clapham Falcons Stash for this upcoming rugby season here - Join The Team Now! https://www.samurai-sports.com/collections/clapham-falcons?_pos=1&_psq=clapham+falcons&_ss=e&_v=1.0
44:0002/11/2023
S9 Ep157: Justin Marshall - All Blacks Legend Previews World Cup Final & Reveals Some Incredibly Loose Stories From His Career (Including Having His Penis Measured By Mehrts)!

S9 Ep157: Justin Marshall - All Blacks Legend Previews World Cup Final & Reveals Some Incredibly Loose Stories From His Career (Including Having His Penis Measured By Mehrts)!

As the World Cup boils up to it's natural crescendo, we're delighted to be joined by All Blacks legend and Ex-Captain Justin Marshall to preview the World Cup final and immerse ourselves in his incredibly loose and entertaining tales. From messy nights out with Gavin Henson in Cardiff to medieval initiation ceremonies in Canterbury to Andrew Mehrten measuring the lads penis's to some special private moments with rugby icon Jonah Lomu - Justin reveals it all. Also Archie educates him on; Linkedin, Dating, Infernos, Selfies, The Art of the deal and much more.... ----------------- WANT TO BE SUCCESSFUL THIS Q4? WELL START LOOKING THE PART - GET 15% OFF THE STUNNING NEW BEAUFORT & BLAKE COLLECTION USING THE CODE - RIGBIZ15 -https://tinyurl.com/4mu8usbv BUY SAMURAI CLAPHAM FALCONS STASH NOW! We're delighted to be partnering with SAMURAI on this series and you can now buy our limited edition Clapham Falcons Stash for this upcoming rugby season here - Join The Team Now! https://www.samurai-sports.com/collections/clapham-falcons?_pos=1&_psq=clapham+falcons&_ss=e&_v=1.0
48:2426/10/2023
S9 Ep156: Archie's CRAZY One Night Stand - Partying With Haskell & A Kidnapped Fijian

S9 Ep156: Archie's CRAZY One Night Stand - Partying With Haskell & A Kidnapped Fijian

For the first time in our history we join you live (poolside) from a lovely 5 star hotel that we were meant to be meeting our guest Niko Matawlau in, sadly; he's been kidnapped, Archie's fallen in love with a wrongun, Haskell can't stop partying, England are somehow into the semi-finals, Ryan Wilson's stopped breathing next to us and the worlds falling apart.....so strap in for an incredibly entertaining episode of the award winning - Rig Biz Pod! --------- WANT TO BE SUCCESSFUL THIS Q4? WELL START LOOKING THE PART - GET 15% OFF THE STUNNING NEW BEAUFORT & BLAKE COLLECTION USING THE CODE - RIGBIZ15 -https://tinyurl.com/4mu8usbv BUY SAMURAI CLAPHAM FALCONS STASH NOW! We're delighted to be partnering with SAMURAI on this series and you can now buy our limited edition Clapham Falcons Stash for this upcoming rugby season here - Join The Team Now! https://www.samurai-sports.com/collections/clapham-falcons?_pos=1&_psq=clapham+falcons&_ss=e&_v=1.0
27:3219/10/2023
S9 Ep155: Andrew Mehrtens - Camel Toes, Poker With Clint Eastwood & Why Jonah Lomu Was The Smelliest Room Mate In Rugby!

S9 Ep155: Andrew Mehrtens - Camel Toes, Poker With Clint Eastwood & Why Jonah Lomu Was The Smelliest Room Mate In Rugby!

Today we're joined by a an absolute legend both on and off the pitch, a man who is the second highest scorer for the All Blacks in rugby history and has some of the most hilarious stories we've ever heard. From rooming with 'insomniac' Jonah Lomu with his weird eating and viewing habits, to abusing South African fans in the stadium, to shitting himself in a board meeting in Sydney and giving Nelson Mandella his greatest piece of policy - Andrew Mehrtens has seen it all. Strap in for an incredible ride.  --------- WANT TO BE SUCCESSFUL THIS Q4? WELL START LOOKING THE PART - GET 15% OFF THE STUNNING NEW BEAUFORT & BLAKE COLLECTION USING THE CODE - RIGBIZ15 -https://tinyurl.com/4mu8usbv BUY SAMURAI CLAPHAM FALCONS STASH NOW! We're delighted to be partnering with SAMURAI on this series and you can now buy our limited edition Clapham Falcons Stash for this upcoming rugby season here - Join The Team Now! https://www.samurai-sports.com/collections/clapham-falcons?_pos=1&_psq=clapham+falcons&_ss=e&_v=1.0
42:1812/10/2023
S9 Ep154: Martin 'Chariots' Offiah - Rugby Leagues Highest Ever Scorer Discusses; Boarding School, Scraps With Shaun Edwards & Andy Farrell's 'Sauna' Sessions!

S9 Ep154: Martin 'Chariots' Offiah - Rugby Leagues Highest Ever Scorer Discusses; Boarding School, Scraps With Shaun Edwards & Andy Farrell's 'Sauna' Sessions!

We're truly honoured to be joined by a man so respected that he has his own statue outside Wembley Stadium, the one, the only - Martin Offiah. Martin is the highest scoring rugby league player of all time with an incredible 501 tries to his name, but he started out playing union for England 7s and finished his career playing under Warren Gatland for Wasps. He treats us to 30 minutes of the greatest stories from both on and off the field, from Shaun Edwards in his y-fronts to Andy Farrell in the sauna to battling racism from his own fans - this interview has it all! --------- WANT TO BE SUCCESSFUL THIS Q4? WELL START LOOKING THE PART - GET 15% OFF THE STUNNING NEW BEAUFORT & BLAKE COLLECTION USING THE CODE - RIGBIZ15 -https://tinyurl.com/4mu8usbv BUY SAMURAI CLAPHAM FALCONS STASH NOW! We're delighted to be partnering with SAMURAI on this series and you can now buy our limited edition Clapham Falcons Stash for this upcoming rugby season here - Join The Team Now! https://www.samurai-sports.com/collections/clapham-falcons?_pos=1&_psq=clapham+falcons&_ss=e&_v=1.0 Please Donate for Archie's 300 Mile Bike Ride To Raise Funds For MND and Doddie Aid - https://www.justgiving.com/fundraising/archie-curzon
49:5605/10/2023
S9 Ep153: EXCLUSIVE - Stuart Hogg - Hoggy Reveals Everything About Life On & Off The Pitch!

S9 Ep153: EXCLUSIVE - Stuart Hogg - Hoggy Reveals Everything About Life On & Off The Pitch!

We're truly honoured to be joined by Scotland's highest try scorer, a 3 times British & Irish Lion and a man who is as much fun on the pitch as he is off it. In his first long format interview since he retired, Hoggy sits down with us and shares countless incredibly hilarious and loose stories from throughout his career, from breaking his nose on his toilet bowl whilst throwing up to abusing Eddie Jones on the piss in Monaco and much more. He also takes us through what it's like to be bollocked by Gregor Townsend, why he decided to retire at such a young age and Archie asks him a if a certain rumour doing the rounds in Clapham is true. --------------------  BUY SAMURAI CLAPHAM FALCONS STASH NOW! We're delighted to be partnering with SAMURAI on this series and you can now buy our limited edition Clapham Falcons Stash for this upcoming rugby season here - Join The Team Now! https://www.samurai-sports.com/collections/clapham-falcons?_pos=1&_psq=clapham+falcons&_ss=e&_v=1.0 Please Donate for Archie's 300 Mile Bike Ride To Raise Funds For MND and Doddie Aid - https://www.justgiving.com/fundraising/archie-curzon
45:1028/09/2023
S9 Ep152: Mathieu Bastareaud - Getting Pissed With The Police - Creating An International Scandal In NZ & 'Cooking' A Colleague In Sunflower Oil!

S9 Ep152: Mathieu Bastareaud - Getting Pissed With The Police - Creating An International Scandal In NZ & 'Cooking' A Colleague In Sunflower Oil!

It's finally here -  after 150 Episodes we've managed to get on one of our greatest ever guests in the man, myth and legend - Mathieu Bastareaud! He does not hold back on any controversial tales, opening up on an epic career which saw him become a triple european champion and a global sporting icon, but mixed in with a fair bit of controversy. For being dropped for partying too hard, using his local police force as a taxi service, being forced to shower in front of his owner as an 18 year old, causing an international dispute between New Zealand and France when he lied about being attacked, his parents being abused and much more- Basta finally opens up about a career as one of France's most high profile sportsman. ------ BUY SAMURAI CLAPHAM FALCONS STASH NOW! We're delighted to be partnering with SAMURAI on this series and you can now buy our limited edition Clapham Falcons Stash for this upcoming rugby season here - Join The Team Now! https://www.samurai-sports.com/collections/clapham-falcons?_pos=1&_psq=clapham+falcons&_ss=e&_v=1.0 Please Donate for Archie's 300 Mile Bike Ride To Raise Funds For MND and Doddie Aid - https://www.justgiving.com/fundraising/archie-curzon
36:4221/09/2023
S9 Ep151: Stephen 'Beaver' Donald - World Cup Special - How Kicking The Winning Points In The WC Final Changed His Life!

S9 Ep151: Stephen 'Beaver' Donald - World Cup Special - How Kicking The Winning Points In The WC Final Changed His Life!

We're honoured to be joined by a legend of the game in Stephen Donaldson, a man who famously kicked the winning points in the 2011 World Cup Final, having been called up to the squad a few days prior. Beaver had been dropped by the All Blacks for the World Cup and so decided to go on a 3 months long piss up and fishing trip across NZ, where he put on a lot of weight and decided to turn his back on watching or following the World Cup. But one evening he returned from the river, drunk as always, and found a missed call from the NZ manager, they'd lost both Dan Carter and the other 2 reserve fly halfs to injury and he was being called into the WC squad for the final. He ends up kicking the winning points in that final and off the back of it has had a feature length movie made about his life 'The Kick', got countless huge sponsorship deals, his own radio show, tv documentaries and the rest. This is his incredible story. -----------------------------------------  BUY SAMURAI CLAPHAM FALCONS STASH NOW! We're delighted to be partnering with SAMURAI on this series and you can now buy our limited edition Clapham Falcons Stash for this upcoming rugby season here - Join The Team Now! https://www.samurai-sports.com/collections/clapham-falcons?_pos=1&_psq=clapham+falcons&_ss=e&_v=1.0 Please Donate for Archie's 300 Mile Bike Ride To Raise Funds For MND and Doddie Aid - https://www.justgiving.com/fundraising/archie-curzon
46:4914/09/2023
S9 Ep150: SAMURAI Special - Episode 3 - Oh My Lash!

S9 Ep150: SAMURAI Special - Episode 3 - Oh My Lash!

It's the 3rd and final day of the lads SAMURAI World Cup trip to France and Archie is barely alive! ---------------------- BUY SAMURAI CLAPHAM FALCONS STASH NOW! We're delighted to be partnering with SAMURAI on this series and you can now buy our limited edition Clapham Falcons Stash for this upcoming rugby season here - Join The Team Now! https://www.samurai-sports.com/collections/clapham-falcons?_pos=1&_psq=clapham+falcons&_ss=e&_v=1.0 Please Donate for Archie's 300 Mile Bike Ride To Raise Funds For MND and Doddie Aid - https://www.justgiving.com/fundraising/archie-curzon
10:5111/09/2023
S9 Ep149: SAMURAI Special - Episode 2- IT'S COMING HOME!

S9 Ep149: SAMURAI Special - Episode 2- IT'S COMING HOME!

Forget the last 3 years, we're incredible at Rugby and we're going to win The World Cup + a loose night in Marseille. -----------------  BUY SAMURAI CLAPHAM FALCONS STASH NOW! We're delighted to be partnering with SAMURAI on this series and you can now buy our limited edition Clapham Falcons Stash for this upcoming rugby season here - Join The Team Now! https://www.samurai-sports.com/collections/clapham-falcons?_pos=1&_psq=clapham+falcons&_ss=e&_v=1.0 Please Donate for Archie's 300 Mile Bike Ride To Raise Funds For MND and Doddie Aid - https://www.justgiving.com/fundraising/archie-curzon
10:4210/09/2023
SAMURAI Special - Episode 1 - France Destory The All Blacks!

SAMURAI Special - Episode 1 - France Destory The All Blacks!

We're in Paris, Archie has gone missing and France have destroyed the All Blacks! See you all tomorrow for more adventures in Marseille. --------------- BUY SAMURAI CLAPHAM FALCONS STASH NOW! We're delighted to be partnering with SAMURAI on this series and you can now buy our limited edition Clapham Falcons Stash for this upcoming rugby season here - Join The Team Now! https://www.samurai-sports.com/collections/clapham-falcons?_pos=1&_psq=clapham+falcons&_ss=e&_v=1.0 Please Donate for Archie's 300 Mile Bike Ride To Raise Funds For MND and Doddie Aid - https://www.justgiving.com/fundraising/archie-curzon
11:0709/09/2023
S9 Ep148: Jean De Villiers - World Cup Special - South Africa's Greatest Ever Centre Drastically Falls Out With Archie Live On Air!!

S9 Ep148: Jean De Villiers - World Cup Special - South Africa's Greatest Ever Centre Drastically Falls Out With Archie Live On Air!!

Today we're joined by a World Cup winner, a Sprinbok legend, a test centurion and the highest scoring centre in the history of the sport in Jean De Villiers. He lifts the lid on his incredible career; from his school days facing a horrific illegal initiation for his cricket team, the highs of winning the World Cup in 2007, partying with Nelson Mandela, the lows of losing to Japan in 2015 and getting abused constantly in the butchers, his thoughts on why England are so shit and SA so good and his best Clapham memories. We also hear about an incredibly loose celebration in 2004 for the Tri Nations, an accidental break in to his neighbours house in Ireland after an all nighter, his shocking injury problems, life after rugby and most importantly why he absolutely despises Archie!! --------------- BUY SAMURAI CLAPHAM FALCONS STASH NOW! We're delighted to be partnering with SAMURAI on this series and you can now buy our limited edition Clapham Falcons Stash for this upcoming rugby season here - Join The Team Now! https://www.samurai-sports.com/collections/clapham-falcons?_pos=1&_psq=clapham+falcons&_ss=e&_v=1.0 Please Donate for Archie's 300 Mile Bike Ride To Raise Funds For MND and Doddie Aid - https://www.justgiving.com/fundraising/archie-curzon
48:4907/09/2023
S9 Ep147: Paolo Garbisi - World Cup Special - The 2 Sexiest Fly Half's In World Rugby Finally Come Head To Head!

S9 Ep147: Paolo Garbisi - World Cup Special - The 2 Sexiest Fly Half's In World Rugby Finally Come Head To Head!

For the start of our World Cup Special series we're truly honoured to be joined by the most exciting Fly Half in World Rugby currently in Paolo Garbisi, to hear about his incredible rise from a Venetian school boy who'd never heard of the sport to becoming Italy's pin up boy. We discuss; his incredible rise to the top, the secret to a great handshake, why you should judge a man by his watch, Italian initiations, how he celebrated Montpellier's Top 14 Championship, his plans to become a corporate lawyer in the city of London and work alongside Archie, the secrets of St Tropez, how Archie is his main inspiration as he takes to the pitch, Italy's hopes for this World Cup, how special it is to represent his country alongside his brother, why Paolo shouldn't have cried afetr Italy beat Wales, Archie's offer to go and become a professional in Romania and much more.... ----------------- We're delighted to be partnering with SAMURAI on this series and you can now pre-order our limited edition Clapham Falcons Stash for this upcoming rugby season by signing up here - Join The Team Now! https://www.samurai-sports.com/collections/clapham-falcons Please Donate for Archie's 300 Mile Bike Ride To Raise Funds For MND and Doddie Aid - https://www.justgiving.com/fundraising/archie-curzon
43:2531/08/2023
S9 Ep146: Jason Fox - The Brutal Marines Initiation - Fighting Off 400 Al Qaeda Soldiers Single Handedly & Escaping Narcos In Mexico!!

S9 Ep146: Jason Fox - The Brutal Marines Initiation - Fighting Off 400 Al Qaeda Soldiers Single Handedly & Escaping Narcos In Mexico!!

Attention! We're delighted today to be joined by TV Star and Ex SBS and Royal Marine Commando Jason Fox to hear his incredibly moving life story which takes him from the council estates of Luton in the 80s to becoming one of the most respected soldiers in the world, to being discharged with PTSD and flirting with suicide. We discuss; his drinking problems and the trouble he got into at school, the brutal marines initiation, beating up a civvy pretending to be a soldier, fighting off Al Qaeda soldiers in a tunnel, a helicopter suicide mission, being dismissed from the Army with PTSD and attempting to take his own life, his hatred for the corporate world, the most useless SAS Who Dare Wins celebrities, having a gun put to his head by Pablo Escobar's ex bodyguard, escaping Narcos in Mexico and much much more... ------------------- Are you worried about losing your hair? Well don't be anymore as its never too late to reclaim your lid with SONS -  they have treated over 70000 customers and their non invasive treatments deliver results in 9 out of 10 men. So, show hair loss who’s boss, and Go to Sons.co.uk and use the code RIGBIZ30 to get 30% off your first order.   Donate for Archie's 300 Mile Bike Ride - https://www.justgiving.com/fundraising/archie-curzon
49:4724/08/2023
S9 Ep145: Freddie Burns - A Japanese Sexual Horror Story - Owen Farrell's Lawyer & Getting Abused By Gloucester Fans In The Toilet!

S9 Ep145: Freddie Burns - A Japanese Sexual Horror Story - Owen Farrell's Lawyer & Getting Abused By Gloucester Fans In The Toilet!

He's back - our most capped player of all time in England, Highlanders and now Shokki Shuttles Fly-Half Freddie Burns joins us once more to bring us up to speed with all the craziness which has been happening to him of late and it's all incredibly loose and entertaining.  From breakups, horrific sexual encounters with Japanese ladies, abusing Ruck Rugby, getting rinsed at his brothers wedding, the highs and lows of playing super rugby, what it's like to live in New Zealand, why Rugby is on its knees due to lack of personalities, getting abused by a fan whilst having a piss, getting mistaken for Johnny Sexton at the airport, plans for the future, some world cup predictions and much more.... ---------- Are you worried about losing your hair? Well don't be anymore as its never too late to reclaim your lid with SONS -  they have treated over 70000 customers and their non invasive treatments deliver results in 9 out of 10 men. So, show hair loss who’s boss, and Go to Sons.co.uk and use the code RIGBIZ30 to get 30% off your first order.   Donate for Archie's 300 Mile Bike Ride - https://www.justgiving.com/fundraising/archie-curzon
42:2217/08/2023