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WINNER - Best Sports Comedy Podcast @ 'Sports Podcast Awards'.
Relax, tune-in and enjoy the only podcast in the world where celebrities properly unwind and cut loose. Come listen to some of the biggest names in sport, media & film discuss their lives with; The CEO of Clapham aka Mr Archie Curzon and Host Freddy Clode. Be prepared for a tornado of laughs and the great unexpected as Archie dishes out life advice to all those looking for success in the city, in the gym and in the sheets.
Number 1; Lifestyle, Rugby & Business Podcast Globally.
Over 5 Million Unique Downloads & Over 1000 5 Star Ratings!
BONUS - John Simpson - Golf's Most Successful Agent Discusses; Battling Polio, Getting Arrested In Columbia & Playing with Michael Jordan
Today we're delighted to be joined by John Simpson MBE - who at the age of two was stricken with Polio and essentially lost the use of his leg, but fought against the disease and ended up becoming one of the most important names in professional golf - managing the likes of Nick Faldo, Vijay Singh, Bernhard Langer, Nick Price and other many other Tour players. In total, Simpson contributed to the careers of 17 major golf tournament winners.
He then went onto set up his own charity and foundation called 'on course' which uses golf to help wounded inured and sick military veterans with their physical and mental recoveries.
From hanging out with Michael Jordan to being arrested in Columbia for apparent drug smuggling this is his incredible life story.
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38:4829/08/2022
S8 Ep97: Stephen Ferris - Nights Out With Rory Mcllroy - Getting Bitten By Dylan Hartley & Wiping Mark McCall's Ass
Today we're delighted to be joined by Irish, Ulster & Lions legend Stephen Ferris to discuss his incredible career on and off the pitch. We discuss; nights out with golf legend Rory McIlroy, the loosest night of his career in NZ with Paul O'Connell, being bitten by his biggest enemy in Dylan Hartley and the repercussions, bullying at Ulster, the north vs south divide in Ireland, winding up his old teammates as a pundit, we find out if Archie's big in Ireland, clubbing in Dublin with BOD and ROG plus much much more......
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42:3125/08/2022
S8 Ep96: Christian Wade - Getting Treated Like Shit By England Rugby - Marrying America's Next Top Model & Future Plans Revealed..
Today we're delighted to have an exclusive interview with the legendary Wasps, England, Lions and latterly Buffalo Bills superstar Mr Christian Wade.
Wadey holds nothing back in this interview where he; slates England rugby and its coaches, pulls apart why the premiership is so boring, complains of being held back when he played in the league, reveals what made him pursue a career in the NFL, explains how he met his wife a model from the American tv show 'America's next top model', finds comfort in Archie's 3 C philosophy, unveils the truth about life playing for Wasps, England & The Lions, gives us some clues on where he's off to next plus much much more.....
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S8 Ep95: Mark Cueto - Dwarf Tossing - Naked Team Meetings & A 'Miss Chile' Contest
Today we're joined by England & Sale Legend - Mark Cueto MBE to celebrate his incredible career both on and off the pitch. He reveals for the first time ever what really happened at the 2011 world cup with the 'Dwarf Tossing' incident, relives the glories of attending a 'Miss Chile Competition' when on tour with England 7s, reveals the messy night out the Sale lads had when they won the premiership, discusses naked team bonding meetings, his hatred for Clive Woodward, how shit his teammates C.H.A.T was, his regrets modelling underwear, reveals how crazy Paul Sackey is, reveals what happens in Northern Initiations, discusses how he became a Sales director for a billion pound company and much much more........
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39:4011/08/2022
S8 Ep94: Dan Norton - Becoming Rugby 7s All Time Scorer - The Deadly 'Bog Wash' Initiation & How He Became Employed By The Chinese Government
Today we're honoured to sit down with the most famous man in the history of Rugby 7s in Dan Norton, not only is he the sports most famous son, but he's also the highest scorer in the sports history! We discuss; his incredible chassis, playing international rugby on a hangover, which city globally throws the loosest parties, his regrets in not being able to make it in XVs, the moment GB Sport fired him and his teammates, his vs Archie's pre-match routine, how he became the highest scorer in 7s history, the deadly initiation the England lads have to pass on their debut, how he became employed by the Chinese Government and much more ridiculousness......
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46:3804/08/2022
S8 Ep93: Greig Laidlaw - Beef With Finn Russell - Drinking Kava Pre Kick Off & The Infamous 'Baptism' Initiation
Today we're thrilled to be joined by Scotlands most successful captain and one of test rugbys highest ever point scorers in Greig Laidlaw to celebrate his incredible career in the game. We discuss; getting naked in Japanese baths, Max Evans loosest nights out, his recollection of half the squad doing Kava (a narcotic/sedative drink) 10 minutes before a Baba's vs England match, the infamous 'Baptism' initiation, falling out with Finn Russell, we discuss who's the better fly half Archie or Greig, investing in Whisky, his rugby highlights domestically and internationally and of course the story behind that infamous photo of him and Finn topless in a nightclub celebrating their Calcutta Cup victory!
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46:1028/07/2022
S8 Ep92: Brad Shields - Cum Gutters - Shitting His Pants & His Ambitions To Play For The All Blacks
Today we're joined by Wasps Captain and England International Brad Shields as we celebrate his incredible career so far which has taken him from playing for NZ U20s to becoming a fully fledged England International. We discuss some incredibly loose nights out after winning the Super Rugby championship in NZ, his fears of coming to England, why Eddie Jones is a nutter, Wasps summer social to Budapest, the importance of having 'a cum gutter', his regrets of not excelling for England, his ambitions to one day play for The All Blacks again, Archie's horny grandpa, getting shocking food poisoning in South Africa and much much more....
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44:0021/07/2022
S8 Ep91: Tim Visser - Brazilian Strippers At Twickenham - Sinking Jamie Roberts Boat In Cannes & Danny Cares Soiling Charge
Over the years we've been lucky enough to speak to some of the greatest sportsmen and hear their funniest tales, but I must admit, ex Scottish international (via holland) Tim Visser may be the greatest story teller of all time. He was the first ever professional dutch rugby player (ironically he found out that Newcastle wanted to sign him when he was stoned in Amsterdam) and has lived one of the most colourful professional sporting lives you could imagine. From Brazilian strippers lathered in oil to what sounded like the messiest 4 day bender of all time in Cannes - sit back and enjoy his incredible story!
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50:5614/07/2022
S8 Ep90: Butch James - The Brutal Springbok Initiation - Making Matt Stevens Bleed & How SA Celebrated The '07 World Cup
Today we're joined by the legendary world cup winner Butch James to discuss his incredible career playing for the Springboks, Sharks & Bath and now his succesful career as a property mogul in South Africa. Butch does not hold back as he discusses; why he loved injuring the opposition, his problem with how soft rugby has got, how terrifying his school initiation was, his regrets on loosing 2 super rugby finals, the brutal Springbok initiation, Bakkie Bothas most terrifying moments, how SA celebrated the world cup final in Paris, Bath's drug problem, Doggy Style, shoe polish, toothbrushes and much more....
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47:3607/07/2022
S8 Ep89: Jake Polledri - Getting Loose With Sergio Parisee - Crazy Italian Initiations & The Utter Grief Of Losing His Younger Brother
Today we're joined by Gloucester & Italian back rower Jake Polledri to celebrate his incredible career so far which has taken him from the west country to being Italy's most famous player. We discuss; if he has any regrets on not playing for England, the crazy world of Italian rugby, how loose nights out get with the Azurri, why he's not choosing Archie to be his best man, how he overcame being told he'd never play rugby again, the weird wonders of boarding school, the Gloucester milk challenge, Adam Hastings ridiculous waxing routine, fake tans, the heartbreak of loosing his brother to a cardiac arrest and much more.
Plus Archie updates us on his trip to AnE on his birthday weekend and we've our greatest ever 'Question Time'.
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48:0730/06/2022
S8 Ep88: Freddie Burns - Debagging Steve Borthwick - Drunk Facetiming Eddie Jones & How Archie Helped Leicester Win The Prem!
Today we're delighted to be joined by the man of the moment in Freddie Burns, our most capped guest of all time returns once more to give us the inside stories from on and off the pitch, after his last minute dropgoal secured the premiership title. Burnsy is as boisterous as ever (despite the fact that he'd only had 1 hour sleep over the past 3 days) and lifts the lid on the crazy antics and celebrations which have unfolded since saturday. He also explains how Archie was the reason why Leicester won the premiership and how the 'wanky hanky' that AC gifted him last year was the secret to him becoming the MOTM and also securing a 10/10 Chica. Today is Archie's birthday so we also hear a lot of crazy stories from his 'birthweek' celebrations, his plans for the weekend and also find out what unfolded in Portugal last week....
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46:1323/06/2022
S8 Ep87: BONUS - George King - Sharing A Prison Cell With A Murderer After Free Climbing 'The Shard'
Today I am joined by one of the most spectacular young men in this country in Mr George King. At the age of 19 he managed to climb, what was then Europes tallest building in 'The Shard', an incredible achievement, but made even more remarkable with the fact that he used no - ropes or assistance.
Upon summiting the dizzy 310 metre height of the Shard he was congratulated by the police and set free - sadly the Shard legal team pressed charges against him, which resulted in a £100,000 court case which resulted in George getting a 6 month sentence at Britains most notorious prison 'HMP Pentonville'.
During his stay he roomed with; rapists, murderers and a man who ended up on a psychiatric ward and witnessed; stabbings, suicide, drugs, fights and gang warfare like you could never believe - listen to his incredible story now.
55:4320/06/2022
S8 Ep86: Huw Jones - Getting Sent Home From A Quins Social - Passing Out In Japan & Cheslin Kolbe's Shit C.H.A.T
Today we're joined by Scotland and Quins utility back Huw Jones to discuss his meteoric rise from being a sports teacher on his gap year in Cape Town to playing in Super Rugby for The Stormers alongside the likes of Cheslin Kolbe & Siya Kolisi and then being an international star for Scotland. Although Huw is a long time fan of the podcast, he confronts Archie about his obsession with his fiancee, discusses his public school upbringing, takes us through his incredible journey from PE Teacher to International superstar, lifts the lid on Quins biggest nights out, relives the faithful night where he passed out in Japan post debut (thanks to being bullied by his teammates), discusses Kolbe's shit C.H.A.T when they played together in SA, remarks on the pain of being culled from whatsapp groups, his newfound love for the northcote road on a weekend plus shares his plans for the future and much much more....
Also Archie joins us live from Vale de Lobo to give us an update on his lads holiday....
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36:1716/06/2022
S8: BONUS - Patrick Foster - From Playing Against Virat Kohli To Stealing £4 Million & Gambling It All Away
What a delight it is to be able to bring you a slightly different offering on this Monday morning and more importantly what a scintillating story we have in store for you.
12 years ago Patrick Foster was bowling to Virat Kholi in an England U19s match with an incredibly promising career in the sport ahead of him. Fast forward 12 years and he’s stood on the platforms of Slough station about to jump in front of a high speed train and commit suicide having lost over £4 millions worth of borrowed & stolen cash.
75 gambling accounts - 65 different names - 23 payday loans and money borrowed from 113 friends.
This is his incredible story…..
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43:1313/06/2022
S8 Ep85: Tom Biggs - Rugby Players Drug & Adultery Problems - Living Below Paul Gascoigne & Working In A Pea Factory
Today we're joined by ex Bath, Worcester and Leeds winger Tom Biggs in an explosive interview where he reveals all the secrets behind pro rugby players habits off the field. Lifting the lid on the eye watering details about; players cheating on their wives and girlfriends every week and their struggles with Class A drugs. Plus we hear some incredible stories from his time living below Paul Gascoigne in a flat in newcastle, having to work at a pea factory and a cinema whilst playing for Leeds Academy, his contract in rugby league being ripped up an hour into his first day on the job, some incredibly messy England Saxon tours and his dreams to become a professional wrestler in the USA.
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84: Ali Price - Greig Laidlaw's Penis - Finn Russel's Loosest Night Out & Why Tom Curry's A Massive Weirdo
Today we're joined by Scotland & British & Irish Lions scrum-half Ali Price to discuss his incredible stories over the last ten years of playing professional rugby. From fall outs and parties with Finn Russell, to the most expensive night out he's ever been on in Dubai (a marvel themed party), to how the lads stayed entertained on the lions tour, crazy scottish initiations involving clingfilm, getting into trouble as part of the infamous 'Edinburgh Six', being a professional baker when he was younger and why he keeps getting ripped by his teammates for taking his pet rabbit for a walk.....plus much more.
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83: Johnny Fisher - Knocking Out Jake Paul - Sparring Tyson Fury & Weird DM's From Fans
Today we're delighted to be joined by the hottest prospect in heavyweight boxing, the undefeated 'Romford Bull' aka Johny Fisher. We discuss his incredible training fights with Tyson Fury, his plans to knock out Jake Paul, Essex girls, Crazy Initiations, the weirdest freebies he's been sent by fans, his friendship with Gordon Ramsay, Eating 8000 calories a day, his plans to move to Clapham, playing rugby for Exeter Uni, AJ's shit banter, His dad 'Big John' becoming Tik Tok famous, Getting signed by Eddie Hearn and much much more....
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49:3626/05/2022
S8 Ep13: Josh Ruffels - Premier League Promotion Special + Naked 5 a Side Football & Being Abused By Millwall Fans
On this football special we're joined by Huddersfield left back Josh Ruffels, two days before the most expensive match in global football takes place - The Championship Play Off Final. We discuss Huddersfield's preparations before their huge match against Nottingham Forest on Sunday at Wembley and Josh's meteoric rise from League 2 to being on the precipice of premier league glory. Josh also tells us secretive tales of; crazy nights in infernos, missing penalties, being abused by Millwall fans, shitty agents, Nottinghams manager being fucking ugly, his stunning girlfriend, celebrating promotion with a game of naked 5 a side football, living next door to his manager plus much more madness.....
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19:2525/05/2022
82: Zach Mercer - The 'Foreskin Chop' Initiation - Getting Rejected By Scotland & Bullying At Bath
We're delighted to be back in your ears this morning, whereby we're joined by England & Montpellier superstar Zach Mercer, to discuss his meteoric rise to stardom. He shares with us some incredible stories including; when the Bath lads bullied Freddie Burns out the club, why Scotland rejected him from their setup, 'The Foreskin Chop' brutal initiation and we find out how brutal Eddie Jones really is when dealing with his players.
Along with all the fan favourite sections, this season we also have a brand new section called 'Daddy Day Care' where on this episode Archie phones an au pair and nanny agency in London and tries to find the perfect candidate to come and live with him.
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45:2819/05/2022
S8 Ep12: Nick Cummins AKA The Honey Badger - Season Finale With Our Loosest Ever Guest!
Today we're joined by one of the most famous men to have ever played the beautiful game of rugby in Nick Cummins AKA The Honey Badger. Calling in live from the outback he discusses his incredible career both on and off the pitch. From throwing up over himself in a bathtub whilst playing for the Barbarians, illegal drinking escapades in San Diego, sleeping with local girls after his debut in Argentina, becoming 'The Batchelor' on Australian TV, his teammates borrowing his laptop to wank on, his loosest ever Aussie teammates, saving a Japanese mans life after he'd passed out in the snow, questioning if Archie has 'The 3 C's' and much much more craziness......
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52:3907/04/2022
S8 Ep11: Andy Goode - Knocking Out Dan Carter & Austin Healey - Steve Thompson's Wanking Escapades & Josh Lewsey's 'Big Secret'
After 2 years of trying to get this legend on the pod, today we've finally managed to get hold of the greatest Number 10 to ever play for England in Andy Goode. In this exclusive interview he lifts the lid on his crazy career which has been full of ecstatic highs, terrifying lows and a shed load of funny stories.
We discuss;
- Getting bollocked by Neil Back on his first day at Leicester.
- The day he finally earnt Martin Johnsons respect.....or not!
- Knocking out Austin Healy in front of the rest of his teammates
- Ben Cohen getting him fucked up on his England debut
- Falling in love with red wine and foie grais in france
- Getting sent off for knocking out Dan Carter
- The brutality of playing in the championship for Worcester
- Why he left London Irish before even playing a game
- His loosest teammates
- The story behind his comeback out of retirement
- His advice for Archie now he's set to be a dad and much more......
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54:2631/03/2022
S8 Ep10: Ben Earl - Getting The Hairdryer Treatment From Faz - Eddie Jones Craziest Moments & Saracens Loosest Bonding Sessions
As the sun shines across Clapham we're bringing you one of England's hottest rugby prospects in Ben Earl, a man capped 13 times by his country and a multi European and Domestic Champion! Archie claims that Ben's one of his oldest mates but as the truth plays out it seems that they may not be as good mates as he claims. In this incredibly loose episode we discuss;
- Getting the hairdryer treatment from an incredibly angry Owen Farrell
- Eddie Jones craziest motivational tactics and weirdest outburst
- Why Max Mallins is essentially a geography teacher
- Playing cricket for Kent with Zak Crawley
- Why Ben is tempted by a move to play rugby league
- Saracens infamous loose bonding trips
- Getting death threats on his return to play against Bristol Bears from Yann Thomas.
- Why Dave Attwoods shit on the piss
- England's loosest players
- Living with Nick Tompkins
- Ridiculous Pre-Match routines and much more.....
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46:5424/03/2022
S8 Ep9: 'War In Wandsworth' Special with Haskell, Tindall & Paynoooooooo
Today we're delighted to be joined by our good friends from Good, Bad & The Rugby as Paynooo and Curzon finally come face to face for an official bitching session pre the greatly anticipated 'War In Wandsworth'. Expect laughter, insults, threats and the rest ......
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22:3222/03/2022
S8 Ep8: Ollie Lawrence - The Social Which Ended Ben Te’os Contract - Eddie Jones’ Harsh Words & Why Chris Ashton Left Worcester
Today we’re incredibly excited to be joined by England centre Ollie Lawrence to hear all his incredible tales which has taken him from playing football with Jude Bellingham at Birmingham and Aston Villa to playing cricket for Warwickshire and eventually to playing rugby for England. We discuss;
- Eddie Jones horrible words about him in his recent autobiography
- Getting loose with Archie in The Eagle last summer
- His weirdest teammates
- The social which saw Ben Teo never playing for Worcester again
- His love for Francois Hougaart and their greatest nights out
- Using his new puppy to get Chicas on Raya and Hinge
- His memories of playing pro football and cricket and why he gave them up for Rugby!
- Flirting with moving clubs next year in the premiership
- His views on this england team
- How loose his initiation was for England and who was the biggest bully plus much more....
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47:3417/03/2022
S8 Ep7: Jamie Noon - Partying With The PM - Escaping French Police After Being Pepper Sprayed & Getting Engaged On A Team Night Out
Today we’re delighted to be bringing you one of the most legendary men to have ever played rugby for England in Jamie ‘Noony’ Noon. In this interview we’re lucky enough to be able to discuss his incredible career which took him from a title winning newcastle side in the late 90s, through 8 years of representing England and then finally to following Andy Goode to Brive and beyond. We discuss his hatred for Clive Woodward who refused to pick him for the 03 world cup or 05 lions tour, why ‘Blackie’ was the greatest coach in the world, his memories of partying all night long in Hong Kong with the 7s team, throwing up in front of his wife during a match, getting engaged on a night out when he was obliterated having just led Newcastle to the anglo-welsh cup, going clubbing with british prime minister John Major, scoring the first hat trick for England in 25 years and helping his mate escape the police having been pepper sprayed - plus much more…..
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48:4710/03/2022
S8 Ep6: Frankie Foster - Breaking Lockdown To Go Sleep With A Journalist On Tinder - Love Island's 'Silent Spooning Sex' & Biting A Lady's Face In Margate!
Today we're joined by Love Island's Frankie Foster as we lower the tone somewhat and discuss an incredible variety of ridiculous stories such as;
- A journalist deliberately luring him to her house during lockdown to get him in the newspapers.
- Biting a ladies face in a dodgy nightclub in Margate and it getting all over the papers.
- The art to having sex in Love Island.
- Behind the scenes info on all the goings on in the house
- Running a marathon after a 12 hour drinking session in Magaluf to win a bet
- Living on top of Infernos
- Playing semi-pro rugby and much more.....
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S8 Ep5: Charles Piutau - The Worlds Most Expensive Player Discusses; All Blacks Fall Outs, NFT's & Getting Loose On Kava!
We're joined by All Blacks legend and the worlds most expensive player in Charles Piutau for his first in-depth interview ever! He discusses his brutal fall out with the All Blacks, his crazy upbringing in a house of ten, reveals an exclusive to us about his plans to play for Tonga, his craziest teammates, loosest nights out, love for drinking Kava to relax, promotes his NFT company 'Ruggerz NFT', discusses future business ops and much more..
Plus on this episode we're joined briefly by; James Haskell, Danny Care & Nick Abendanon as Archie tries to fill up his box for 'The Showdown 2' and for the first time we launch 'Archies Question Time' whereby fans get to directly ask Archie questions via voicenotes on the show.
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S8 Ep4: Nigel Owens - A Hatred For Chris Ashton - The Toughest Players To Ref & Fighting Depression
For a little surprise bonus episode, we're joined for a short interview with the legendary referee and Welsh legend Nigel Owens. We discuss;
- His struggles growing up knowing he was homosexual but not being able to front up to the reality.
- Why he decided to retire from Rugby once and for all.
- His relationship and competitive beef with Wayne Barnes.
- His hatred for Chris Ashton and how he tried to punish him whilst officiating.
- The toughest players he ever had referee.
- Touring the world with Andy Powell on the piss and much more....
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S8 Ep3: Jade Dernbach - Becoming ‘The Biggest C*** In Cricket’ - England Teams Loosest Nights Out & His Switch To Play Semi-Pro Rugby!
Today we’re joined by one of professional sports naughtiest ever professionals in Jade Dernbach who changed the game both by; innovating the game, mostly through inventing the art of ‘death bowling’ but also through being ‘the ultimate modern playboy’.
We discuss;
His loosest nights in clapham over the years.
Becoming known as the biggest cunt in cricket for his attitude, tattoos and looks.
Partying the whole night away in Shoreditch the day before he was called up to play for England in the 2011 world cup.
Reinventing t20 cricket by introducing ‘death bowling’.
What the likes of - Stuart Broad, Graeme Swann, Strauss, KP etc are like behind closed doors.
Deciding to retire from cricket and take up semi-professional rugby for Cobham and the changes socially he’s experienced
The abuse and death threats he got when England got knocked out the world cup
The tragic evening which lost to his best friend Tom Maynard being killed by a train whilst high on drugs.
Coming out of retirement to play for Italy in the European leagues for world cup qualification
His hatred for people from Putney and much much more……
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S8 Ep2: Francois Hougaard - Creepy Fan Requests - Getting Beaten Up By 30 Men & Clearing His Name Over A Text That Triggered Reeva Steenkamps Murder.
Today on the podcast we're joined by Springbok and Wasps legend Francois Hougaard to celebrate his incredible career to date both on and off the pitch.
We discuss;
- The biggest sessions he's ever had at The Ship
- His hatred for Raya and his dating life
- The creepiest messages and requests he gets from his male fans
- Why he joined the most boring club in world rugby in Worcester.
- His most brutal initiation when he was beaten up naked by 100 guys with shoes.
- Archies weird stories about Mr Matthews on his tour to South Africa
- His memories of the 2016 Olympics in Rio
- Rassie Erasmus's most inspiring techniques and what Archie has taken from them.
- Fighting to clear his name from sending a text message that some outlets falsely reported triggered Pistorius to murder Reeva Steenkamp.
- His Lamborghinis, tattoos and love for linkedin and much more......
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S8 Ep1: Jack Savoretti - Drunk Parties With Sienna Miller, Showering Naked With Del Piero & Writing 2 x No1 Albums
Ladies & Gentleman, yes we’re finally back and we can only apologise for you having to put up with possibly the most depressing January of all time, without our guidance, tips and entertainment. But fear not as for over the next 10 weeks we’re bringing you the biggest guests in the world directly to your ears.
This week we’re kicking off with 2 x Number 1 Album selling Jack Savoretti a man who has featured on at least one of every public school educated ladies summer playlists. He was an incredible guest and told us everything about the highs and lows of his career to date;
How a drunk call during lockdown led him to work with the legendary John Oates.
Being asked to write music to the greatest singer songwriter of all times words in Bob Dylan.
Pursuing his now wife when she was famous actress and getting her fired from her Job.
His Grandfathers incredible tale of leading the resistance movement against the Nazis.
Partying all hours with Sienna Miller and Jude Law in their hotel suite.
Making Hells Angels cry.
His infamous tour of costa cafe’s when he was trying to make it as young musician.
His trials and tribulations of sex, drugs and rock n roll.
Writing 2 back to back Number one albums.
Showering naked one on one with legendary world cup winning footballer Del Piero in the Juventus showers and a lot more…..
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S7 Ep12: Freddie Burns & Ryan Wilson - Christmas Special Ft - Vegas, Barbarians, Prostitutes & The Greatest Story Ever Told On This Pod!
We are back for the last time this year to give you the greatest Christmas gift in the world in the loosest podcast we've recorded to date. We are joined by Archie's two favourite guests over the last year in Freddie Burns and Ryan Wilson to discuss a whole host of incredibly hilarious and naughty topics such as;
- Burnsy's beef (or not so) with George Ford
- What happened in the Barbarians camp in the week building up to the game that never was.
- Ryan getting prostitutes chucked out of the hotel he's currently staying in.
- Las Vegas Stag Dos
- Burnsy's escapades with american girls on his recent trip over the pond.
- Ali Price being underwhelming in the sack
- The greatest story ever told on the history of this podcast - which involves Niko Matawalu coming for Christmas at Ryan Wilsons in-laws house plus much more.
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S7 Ep11: Lewis Ludlam - Eddie Jones's Soapy Balls - Dylan Hartley Knocking Out His Teammates & The Brutal Nature of Englands Whats App Group!
For our season finale we're delighted to be joined by Northampton Saints Captain and England Flanker Lewis Ludlam, who at still such a tender age has already achieved so much in the game of rugby!
We discuss;
- Eddie Jones's very weird exercised involving trying to grab hold of his soapy balls.
- The day Dylan Hartley knocked out one of his Saints teammates on a Northampton social.
- His memories of one of the most brutal old school initiations we've ever heard.
- The brutality of being a member and then being removed from Englands whats app group.
- Messy nights out during the Japan world cup.
- His gratitude for finding Archie Curzon at a time whereby he was considering quitting rugby and working in the city.
- How he felt like the 'fresh prince of bel air' going from a rough state school to boarding school on a sports scholarship.
- Tom Curry's awful C.H.A.T
- His trials and tribulations being a single man plus much much more....
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S7 Ep10: Hugo Hammond - Sex Tapes, Sleeping With Love Island Fans & Getting Banned From Hinge
Today we're joined by one of the most popular contestants in 'Love Island's' history in Hugo Hammond, who this year became the first person with a disability to enter into Casa Amor.
In this incredibly loose episode we discuss;
- Hugo's public school up bringing.
- Playing cricket for England's disability XI.
- Memories of going to school with Ollie Pope.
- Hugo's journey in Love Island - whereby upon his entry he became a viral meme because no lady wanted to pair up with him.
- Getting incredibly horny in the house after 6 weeks and desperately trying to find somewhere to masturbate.
- The truth behind his fallout with Amy.
- Being labelled frigid and a 'fanny fright' by the ladies in the house.
- Having beef with AJ Bunker after she labelled him 'a club rat'.
- Dating and sleeping with fans after the show.
- Getting banned from Hinge and being rejected by Raya.
- The dark side of fame post Love Island
- Getting ripped by everyone for becoming the face of a dog food brand plus much much more........
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S7 Ep9: Alex Lozowski - His Initiation Drinking From A Pigs Head - Mark Cueto Knocking Out His Mate In A Kebab Shop & Playing For Chelsea FC
On the podcast today to kick off silly season in style we have the wonderful; England & Saracens Fly Half Alex Lozowski. We discuss his incredible career so far which has taken him from playing for Chelsea FC in football to winning European trophies with Saracens and Marseille.
He gives us an insight into witnessing;
- Cipriani beat up a bus in Leeds and get arrested.
- Mark Cueto knock out his best mate in a kebab shop
- His leeds uni initiation which made him give up university rugby
- His memories of playing football when he was younger for Chelsea FC
- Who the loosest lads are at Saracens
- His kind words about what a legend Andy Goode was to him and how underwhelming James Haskell was and much much more...
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S7 Ep8: Ben Stokes & Stuart Broad - Exclusive -The Ashes Special
Today we’re thrilled to be joined by two of the greatest cricketers in the history of the game in Ben Stokes and Stuart Broad. In this incredible episode we discuss;
How they survived two weeks of quarantine
Their new company 4cast
Their plans for the ashes
What happened when Stokes dropped Broady
Who’s decent on a night out for the England team
Their love for Megans brunch
Archie’s mutual friend in Durham with Stokesy
How weird Collingwood is as a bloke
The pressures of growing up as sons of famous sportsman
Stokesy’s plans to get on Linkedin
Popey’s shocking C.H.A.T
Their intense rivalry with the Aussies
Who Stokes hates the most in world cricket
How they celebrated their big series wins
Archie attempts to do a deal for More Lash live on air with Broady
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51:2625/11/2021
S7 Ep7: James Haskell - Prostitutes, Drugging Teammates & Dylan Hartley’s Beef With Archie.
Today we’re joined by the Fridge himself - Archie’s best friend James Haskell to discuss his incredible new book ‘Ruck Me’ and also to have some ridiculously loose banter. We discuss;
Dylan Hartley’s Plans To Kill Archie
Martin Johnsons Motivational Videos
When Haskell was bollocked for taking a private yacht full of prostitutes.
Drugging his neighbours dog in Paris with Ollie Phillips
The worst messages he’s ever got in his DM’s
Haskell’s sexual routines
Richard Madeley’s plans for I’m A Celeb
Drugging his lions teammate on the plane to shut him up.
His worst rivals in his career
His beef with Andy Goode’s claims and much much more……
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48:2518/11/2021
S7 Ep6: Dave Attwood - The Story That Should Lead To Bastareaud’s Arrest, The Initiation That Got Bristol Rugby Club Suspended & The Wildest Skiing Trip Ever With Habana & Nonu.
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Today we’re delighted to be joined by England & Bristol forward Dave Attwood to discuss his incredible career and his ridiculously loose stories about playing with some of the greatest players in the world across; Bath, Bristol, Gloucester, Toulon & England.
In this episode we discuss;
Dave’s memories of being at university in Bristol with Archie.
An incident where Dave was led to believe he’d blinded an opposition player by stamping on his face.
Partying in full black tie - top hats and whipping canes.
A ridiculous initiation story which led to the rugby club at Bristol being suspended for a number of years.
His regrets and loose memories of partying with the England boys.
The truth behind what Sam Burgess was like on the social circle and the scandal which led to him leaving bath.
Beyonce’s appearance at his wedding
The wildest skiing trip ever with - Nonu, Habana and his Toulon teammates.
A story which if the police hear should lead to Basteraud’s arrest and imprisonment .
And much more……
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44:5711/11/2021
S7 Ep5: Matt Stevens - Saving Brad Barritts Life - Partying with Prince Harry & Mandella's Words of Wisdom + Archie Has A Live Online Therapy Session!
This week we've got an incredible episode in store for you whereby we’re joined by Lions legend Matt Stevens to discuss the highs and lows of his incredible Rock N Roll career in rugby and also Archie visits his online therapist!
Matt takes us through the craziness of his two Lions tours and his incredible international and domestic career whereby we discuss;
Rooming with Jonny Wilkinson
Saving Brad Barritts life in South Africa
Partying with Prince Harry & Prince William
Getting beaten up by Bakkies Botha
The most brutal South African school rugby initiation ever
Having a private reception with Nelson Mandella
Becoming British Jiu Jitsu Champion during his drugs ban
The loosest night out ever post world cup semi-final in Marseilles
His Toulon teammates misbehaving on nights out!
Plus we have an online therapy session with therapist to the stars ‘Anna Gough’ where she tries to improve Archie’s stamina and endurance for business, sport and pleasure….. It's a good one - enjoy!
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S7 Ep4: Hamish Watson - Richard Cockerill's 'Bullying' - Rees-Zammit’s Arrogance & The Dangers Of Forgetting The National Anthem
This week we're joined by the number 1 rated player in the world; Scotland & Lions legend - Hamish 'Wristy' Watson!
We discuss;
Regrets of not playing for England ?
George Fords Personality
Lions tour frustrations
Being Number 1 Player In the world
Punch ups with Ryan Wilson
Finn Russell being the messiest teammate on a night out
Richard Cockerill’s terrifying dictatorship as coach
Hamish’s new best mate Owen Farrell
His addiction for collecting Rolex’s
Chris Harris’s Existence
How he learnt the national anthem and the punishment if you get it wrong!
Stories of Rees-Zammit being unbearably arrogant and annoying on tour
Best Rugby 7’s tour nights out from Tokyo and Vegas
CHAT OR NO CHAT & much much more……
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S7 Ep3: Simon Thomas - Naked Police Trials - Being Stalked By A Creep For A Decade & The Blue Peter Years
Today we're joined by ex Blue Peter & Sky Sports presenter Simon Thomas - a man who is recognised on every television box and up and down this country for our greatest interview yet.
We discuss; his hatred for boarding school, the creepiest changing room experience he witnessed at an Eton away day, his love for rugby, his naked failure to impress the police academy, his long and winding road to being accepted on Blue Peter, the highs and lows of the fame that followed, his battles over a decade with an incredibly creepy stalker, his struggles with anxiety whilst anchoring the premier league on Sky Sports to millions, the tragic loss of his first wife, the incredible stories of people who've come into his life with their kindness following the shocking events, his love for Payno, his recent wedding which played host to some naughtiness from the guests and of course his stag do plus much much more.
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S7 Ep2: Ollie Phillips - Naked Baths with Madonna - Haskell's R Rated Escapades & Nights Out with Jonny Wilkinson
To start the new season we’re joined by the loosest guest we’ve ever had on the show in Ollie Phillips (England 7s, Stade Francais/Newcastle/Gloucester & multiple Guinness world record holder). He takes us through his incredible career and the loosest moments in them including; nights out with Jonny Wilkinson, Living with Haskell in Paris, Haskell’ shaming himself on nights out with French pro dancers, Fighting Basteraud, sharing naked baths with Madonna, the well hung Stade Francais owner who loved to cock watch, sitting next to Karl Lagerfeld at a messy Dolce & Gabanna charity piss up and much much more….. WARNING - THIS EPISODE IS FUCKING LOOSE!
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S7 Ep1: Laura Amherst - Archie Curzon vs Extinction Rebellion - Topless Protests & Only Fans
With our only pre-season episode this season we're joined by the new face of 'Extinction Rebellion' - Laura Amherst aka 'The Topless Protester'. In this episode we find out about how Laura was inspired by 'free the nipple protests', which led her to go and become a topless protester at all of Extinction Rebellions events.
We discuss; initiations to get into ER, the C.H.A.T from her fellow protesters, Veganism, going topless, weird messages from horny followers, starting an Only Fans account, how to stage the perfect naked POV shot, Archie's Biltong company in SA, the disruption ER has caused to Archie's bonus and much much more.
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S6 Ep6: Adam Hastings - Fake Tan & Teeth, Tales From Ibiza & Glasgow Nights Out + Freddie Burns Updates Us On George Ford
We're joined by rugby royalty in Adam Hastings today to review the Lions series but most importantly find out; how loose his holidays to Ibiza and Barcelona were, how his dating on Raya is going, his manicure routine, his love for manscaped, his best nights out in Glasgow, the pressure of growing up the son of Gaving Hastings, his relationship with Finn Russell, his memories of Millfield, his ambitions at Gloucester, his plan for defeating the Gloucester 'milking' initiation and much more....
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S6 Ep5: Max Lahiff - The Two Greatest Men In Rugby Finally Come Head to Head
After Archie completely let us down last week by booking himself as a guest, he has really made up for this week by bringing in an exclusive interview with the most sought after man in rugby - Max Lahiff.
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S6 Ep4: Archie Welcomes The Most Outrageous Guest Of All Time On To The Pod!
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Archie is still uncontrollably happy about the Lions winning the first test match and so has decided to book a very rogue guest to help us analyse the test and look forward to the action this week.
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36:4028/07/2021
S6 Ep3: Greg O’Shea - Turning Down Sam Smith- Losing 700k Followers In An Hour & Love Island Secrets
Today we’re honoured to be joined by current Love Island Champion and Irish 7s Olympic Star Greg O’Shea, to discuss his rollercoaster last 3 years in the public eye.
From revealing his craziest DM offers, thoughts on starting an Only Fans account, 4 days spent in a Californian frat house, dating stories, rugby regrets, secrets behind love island, his break up with Amber, Sam Smith sliding into his DMs and much more - this episode is full of unbelievable juicy stuff!
Archie also revels on an incredibly successful podcast with the loosest man in the world ‘Andy Loose Powell’, phones The Ned to ask for a restaurant to be named after him and much much more madness.
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53:0021/07/2021
S6 Ep2: Richard Hibbard - Knocking Out Shaun Edwards - Scrapping With Johnny Sexton & Partying With James Bond
Today we're joined by the man with the most famous lid in rugby in Lions & Wales legend Mr Richard Hibbard. We discuss his incredible career in rugby which has involved a lot of fisticuffs not least - a famous punch up with two south african legends, knocking our his defence coach Shaun Edwards and almost killing Johnny Sexton during a Lions training session. He also lifts the lid on Warren Gatlands love for a scrap with his players not least an infamous incident with Shane Williams, his own fallout with Warren Gatland and his own scrap with a rugby journalist who said he was too fat. He also gives us stories behind his best nights out in rugby, his most boring teammates and partying with James Bond in Sydney.
In this episode we also hear about Archie's very loose weekend watching the football with fellow influencers at the ship and Archie calls 3 estate agents to enquire about buying a new house in Clapham.
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51:0014/07/2021
S6 Ep1: Jack Nowell - Loosest Lions Nights - Cowan-Dickie's Bum Funnels & Wearing Female Perfume
Today we're joined by European & Premiership Champion and British & Irish Lion legend Jack Nowell to discuss his rollercoaster career in rugby so far. For the first time Jack reveals the stories behind his loosest nights out for club, country and the lions and lets us into secrets about his craziest teammates. Be prepared for things to get incredibly loose!
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S5 Ep6: Nolli Waterman - Condoms, Commentary & Cowards
We're joined today by Englands most succesful rugby player in history the incredible - Danielle 'Nolli' Waterman to discuss her incredible career playing rugby and now her new career as a commentator. Nolli reveals all in an wonderfully insightful interview about her highs and lows as a player and of course the loosest nights out (many being led by her mother). She also reveals how she tackles the abuse which comes her way from trolls online after she's done her commentary gigs and how she's learning to ignore them and thrive.
We also have a brief chat with Danny Care (sort of) and hear about Archie's birthday weekend which although he thinks was a great success I will let you be the judge. Finally, we hold a live interview with a candidate for a job to come work for The More Lash Brewery.
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50:2230/06/2021