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WINNER - Best Sports Comedy Podcast @ 'Sports Podcast Awards'.
Relax, tune-in and enjoy the only podcast in the world where celebrities properly unwind and cut loose. Come listen to some of the biggest names in sport, media & film discuss their lives with; The CEO of Clapham aka Mr Archie Curzon and Host Freddy Clode. Be prepared for a tornado of laughs and the great unexpected as Archie dishes out life advice to all those looking for success in the city, in the gym and in the sheets.
Number 1; Lifestyle, Rugby & Business Podcast Globally.
Over 5 Million Unique Downloads & Over 1000 5 Star Ratings!
S5 Ep5: Ellis Genge - Arrests, Initiations & Loose Nights Out
Are we still in pre-season?
Well then how come we're bringing you one of the biggest names in world rugby - well you're welcome!
Its an absolute honour to have Gengey on the show and things got loose - we discussed how; Archie made him fall in love with Rugby, Nicknames, Arrests, Tough Neighbourhoods, Scraps at Training, Bristol fallouts, Contracts, Falling out of love with rugby, boxing, George Fords C.H.A.T (or lack of it) knocking out 'The Beast' and a whole lot more.....
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54:0223/06/2021
S5 Ep4: Ryan Wilson - Private Jets To 'Monaco Lash' With Finn Russell - Owen Farrell Tunnel Punch Up & Thai Lady Boys
Today we're joined by the loosest person we've ever had on the podcast in the incredible Ryan Wilson aka Rhino aka The Dream-Maker. We celebrate his incredible career as he takes us through the loosest nights out he's had and the craziest events he's witnessed. From getting involved in a punch up with Owen Farrell in the tunnel pre-match which got him banned from Twickenham for a corporate gig to a 4 day Bender with Finn Russell in Monaco we hear it all!
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55:4516/06/2021
S5 Ep3: Maeve Madden - Her Worst Celebrity Dates Revealed - Getting Engaged To The Original CCO & Building A Million Pound Fitness Empire
The sun is shining and the weather is sweet and we're beyond delighted to be joined by the Queen of the fitness world - Maeve Madden. In our incredibly entertaining interview she reveals; how she started her incredible online fitness company, her worst celebrity dates on RAYA, how she's now engaged to the original CEO / CCO of Clapham, her previous engagement breakdown, being rushed to A&E for a life saving operation, and much more.
Archie also gives us an update on how the weather has allowed him to prosper with BD on the golf courses of the home counties, his new favourite delivery app Weezy, why he looks so good in Beaufort & Blake stash and how he's looking to improve in the fitness world thanks to a genius new product from SONS. We also dissect an incredibly entertaining 'Club House Story' about Italian international Tommaso Allan.
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48:0809/06/2021
S5 Ep2: Danny Care - Beef With Eddie Jones, Lions Disappointments & Ben Foden's Naked Dad
We're joined by the hottest property in English rugby at this moment in time in the legendary - Danny Care. In an incredibly entertaining episode Danny opens up to reveal his honest thoughts on the most controversial happenings and relationships throughout his career. From revealing the truth behind what happened with his fall out with Eddie Jones, his thoughts on Paul Gustard, missing out on the lions and analysing his teammates C.H.A.T plus much much more.
In this episode we also have a new segment where we analyse the listeners stories behind their friends weirdest nicknames and of course another instalment of 'Club House Stories'.
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53:5502/06/2021
S5 Ep1: Monty Panesar - The Truth about Kevin Pietersen - Archies Linkedin Advice - Monty's Live Workout & Curzon's Cave
Is there any better way to kick off series five than with the legendary Monty Panesar who for the first time ever lifts the lid on all the secrets from inside the dressing room. Monty reveals what really went on in the dressing room with KP, why Swanny drove people up the wall, his battles with mental health and how he turned to linkedin to look for a job in county cricket. Apart from begging Archie for a membership to The Ned, Monty gives us all the inside scoops on the highs and lows of a career in the public eye playing for England during their most succesful tenure.
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51:2526/05/2021
S4 Ep11: Nick Abendanon - Season Finale - 3 x Hilarious Blind Speed Dates Live On The Podcast
We promised that we would stay with you through the dark times and now as Clapham finally opens up for Lash, it's time for us to go and take a couple of weeks away to go and enjoy the delights on offer. However, before we get steam-boated we're back with our season finale to offer a bumper filled episode full of - AAA BBB CCC.
Archie has seen the recent failings by Bumble & Tinder and hence has started his own AC Ltd Matchmaking service to connect public school Claphamites with one and other. On the pod we're joined for three blind speed dates and Archie plays both host and master matchmaker.
Later on in the show we're joined by Archie's best mate 'Benders' to find out what life is like playing 'semi-pro' rugby over in division 2 in France and they share their best school boy memories.
Finally, we bring you our last instalment of 'Archies Gap Year Diaries' and 'Club House Stories' before bidding au revouir and a bientot for now.
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Finally, if you're reading this and you've lost your lid or you fear that you maybe on the way to loosing your lid, then don't just sit there and accept it - you can still do something about it! Thanks to SONS non evasive treatment which works in over 9/10 guys - you can be reunited with your lid in as little as 1 - 3 months - so ‘Show hair loss who’s boss’
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59:1214/04/2021
S4 Ep10: Simon Zebo - Beef With John Schmidt, Cutting Loose With Dan Carter & Munster's 12 Pubs of Xmas
Today we're joined by an absolute rugby legend in Ireland international and British & Irish Lion - Mr Simon Zebo aka The Shamrock Express.
- We hear about his 'possible' return back to Munster in the coming weeks.
- Partying with the real magician Finn Russell in Paris.
- Passing out at Munster's '12 Pubs Of Christmas'
- His beef with ex Ireland head coach John Schmidt
- Clubbing all night long with Dan Carter in Ireland
- That incredible Ireland victory vs NZ in Chicago and most importantly the night out afterwards!
- His love for Hurling - which Archie sees as 'Irish Hockey'.
- How loose Johnny Sexton is on a night out and much much more...
On this jam packed podcast we also get Archie to play the famous Lions Dice forefit game which leads to an uncomfortable phone call, listen to his latest diary entry, analyse another Club House Story and hear about Archie's week gone by.
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We're delighted to be in partnership with Manscaped once more for this series - so for the best in below the belt grooming - order any product on their website from their award winning Lawnmower 3.0 to their new Cologne and receive 20% discount and free shipping with the code - RIGBIZ20. www.uk.manscaped.com
We'd also invite you to try out a 5 day trial with the incredible guys at Fresh Fitness Food - they make delicious bespoke meals delivered daily and are curated to help you achieve your health goals - seriously these shave the chassis whilst remaining delicious - get £50 off your 5 day trial with the code - RIGBIZ50 Now! https://www.freshfitnessfood.com/
Finally, if you're reading this and you've lost your lid or you fear that you maybe on the way to loosing your lid, then don't just sit there and accept it - you can still do something about it! Thanks to SONS non evasive treatment which works in over 9/10 guys - you can be reunited with your lid in as little as 1 - 3 months - so ‘Show hair loss who’s boss’
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53:4507/04/2021
S4 Ep9: Jamie Cudmore - Being An Enforcer For Drug Dealers In Canada & Serving Jail Time To Becoming One Of Rugbys Greatest Villains
As the sun starts to shine on Clapham we voyage digitally overseas, all the way to Canada in fact to catch up with a man known as 'Rugbys Greatest Thug' - Mr Jamie Cudmore. In a career that lasted over 15 years mostly playing for Clermont in the Top 14, Jamie gained a reputation as one of the most terrifying and physical rugby players the game has ever seen.
Today we hear how he went from being an enforcer for drug dealers back in Canada eventually leading to a spell in prison before falling in love with Rugby and escaping the mediocracy of rural Canada for France. He tells us about his biggest fights and enemies in rugby, his physical regrets, his relationship with Paul O Connell and why he's suing the love of his life in Clermont Auvergne for damages related to a failed HRA.
In this episode Archie also announces that he's running for London Mayor and sets out his main policies, we have a wonderful Club House Stories and we find out if Archie will eventually get to see Alistair for the first time in over a year this Easter!
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We're delighted to be in partnership with Manscaped once more for this series - so for the best in below the belt grooming - order any product on their website from their award winning Lawnmower 3.0 to their new Cologne and receive 20% discount and free shipping with the code - RIGBIZ20. www.uk.manscaped.com
We'd also invite you to try out a 5 day trial with the incredible guys at Fresh Fitness Food - they make delicious bespoke meals delivered daily and are curated to help you achieve your health goals - seriously these shave the chassis whilst remaining delicious - get £50 off your 5 day trial with the code - RIGBIZ50 Now! https://www.freshfitnessfood.com/
Finally, if you're reading this and you've lost your lid or you fear that you maybe on the way to loosing your lid, then don't just sit there and accept it - you can still do something about it! Thanks to SONS non evasive treatment which works in over 9/10 guys - you can be reunited with your lid in as little as 1 - 3 months - so ‘Show hair loss who’s boss’
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44:4231/03/2021
S4 Ep8: Freddie Burns & George Kruis - Burnsy's Coming Home - Wanky Hanky's & Archie's Weed Experience
HE'S COMING HOME HE'S COMING - BURNSY'S COMING HOME
We're delighted to bring you an EXCLUSIVE in Burnsy's first interview since rejoining Leicester and later on we're joined by England & Lions Legend Kruisy.
We discuss;
- How Burnsy's move back to Leicester came about and how Archie helped facilitate it.
- If Burnsy had any regrets rejoining after what happened last time he was there.
- How Borthwick is using 'Money Ball Formula' to innovate Leicesters recruitment system.
- Update on Japan
- Archie's Prep school porn stash
- Burnsy's return to Clapham and Infernos
- Andy Goode outting him in public for his Chassis shots
- Kruisy's time in Japan
- The reaction to saracens relegation and punishment
- Monday Night Guildfords
- His best ever rugby night on the lash
- 4/5 CBD and their upcoming investment round
and much much more........
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We're delighted to be in partnership with Manscaped once more for this series - so for the best in below the belt grooming - order any product on their website from their award winning Lawnmower 3.0 to their new Cologne and receive 20% discount and free shipping with the code - RIGBIZ20. www.uk.manscaped.com
We'd also invite you to try out a 5 day trial with the incredible guys at Fresh Fitness Food - they make delicious bespoke meals delivered daily and are curated to help you achieve your health goals - seriously these shave the chassis whilst remaining delicious - get £50 off your 5 day trial with the code - RIGBIZ50 Now! https://www.freshfitnessfood.com/
Finally, if you're reading this and you've lost your lid or you fear that you maybe on the way to loosing your lid, then don't just sit there and accept it - you can still do something about it! Thanks to SONS non evasive treatment which works in over 9/10 guys - you can be reunited with your lid in as little as 1 - 3 months - so ‘Show hair loss who’s boss’
Go to Sons.co.uk and use the code RIGBIZ20 to get £20 off your first order!
35:5428/03/2021
S4 Ep7: Ben Duckett - Bar Brawling with Jimmy Anderson - Getting Suspended From Stowe & Beer Pong With Ben Stokes
After a disappointing six nations campaign for England we turn to cricket to cheer us up and who better than a man who loves to lash more than anyone else - Mr Ben Duckett.
We discuss;
- Ben's 'gap year' in Sydney where he made no impact on the cricket field but a lot of impact on the Australian nightlife.
- Failing fitness tests due to overindulging on the lash.
- Being coached by Darren Gough at Stowe school and also the story behind how he was suspended!
- Representing England in test matches and ODI's and what went wrong to lead to his dismissal.
- That infamous night out in Australia which led to an altercation with Jimmy Anderson - EXCLUSIVE - First time the story has been told.
- Ollie Pope's need to up his instagram game and a rumour on who he maybe dating.
- Archie's new fondness for cricketers including Harry Gurny.
- Gary Ballance's 4am topless night out in Nottingham.
- Beer Pong with Ben Stokes in Bangladesh
- Raya Dates
- Reece Topley's obsession with good looking woman
- Getting steamboated with Chris Gayle in Abu Dhabi and much much more.....
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We're delighted to be in partnership with Manscaped once more for this series - so for the best in below the belt grooming - order any product on their website from their award winning Lawnmower 3.0 to their new Cologne and receive 20% discount and free shipping with the code - RIGBIZ20. www.uk.manscaped.com
We'd also invite you to try out a 5 day trial with the incredible guys at Fresh Fitness Food - they make delicious bespoke meals delivered daily and are curated to help you achieve your health goals - seriously these shave the chassis whilst remaining delicious - get £50 off your 5 day trial with the code - RIGBIZ50 Now! https://www.freshfitnessfood.com/
Finally, if you're reading this and you've lost your lid or you fear that you maybe on the way to loosing your lid, then don't just sit there and accept it - you can still do something about it! Thanks to SONS non evasive treatment which works in over 9/10 guys - you can be reunited with your lid in as little as 1 - 3 months - so ‘Show hair loss who’s boss’
Go to Sons.co.uk and use the code RIGBIZ20 to get £20 off your first order!
52:2425/03/2021
S4 Ep6: Brontë King & Dave Ward - How To Be Successful In Clapham & Wardy Reveals The Truth About His Beef With Andy Goode
On this episode we're joined by the biggest influencer in Clapham - Brontë King (the founder of 'Gals That Graduate')& Ex Harlequins, Sale, & Bath Hooker Dave Ward.
In this bumper filled episode Archie and Brontë unveil their 5 step plan to being successful in life post university and then we're joined by Dave Ward who takes us through his roller coaster career which has taken him from England tours to NZ to playing in the championship.
Dave also enlightens us about;
- Bath Initiations in the early 00's
- Benders big night out
- Harlequins socials at Infernos
- Puts the record straight about his beef with Andy Goode and his real thoughts on the big man - he doesn't hold back!
- Being called out of a pub for a brawl with Tom Wood on England tour to NZ.
- The glamour (or lack of it) of Championship Rugby
- His failed loan move to Sale and weird relationship with Philippe Saint-André.
- Running into Archie in red trousers on a big night out.
- Egging the Bath lads and much much more...
We also have another instalment of Archie Diaries, a new rugby lad trying to get his initiation story to the top of the charts in club house stories, some musical surprises, the launch of a new AC Ltd product and lots more ridiculousness.
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We're delighted to be in partnership with Manscaped once more for this series - so for the best in below the belt grooming - order any product on their website from their award winning Lawnmower 3.0 to their new Cologne and receive 20% discount and free shipping with the code - RIGBIZ20. www.uk.manscaped.com
We'd also invite you to try out a 5 day trial with the incredible guys at Fresh Fitness Food - they make delicious bespoke meals delivered daily and are curated to help you achieve your health goals - seriously these shave the chassis whilst remaining delicious - get £50 off your 5 day trial with the code - RIGBIZ50 Now! https://www.freshfitnessfood.com/
Finally, if you're reading this and you've lost your lid or you fear that you maybe on the way to loosing your lid, then don't just sit there and accept it - you can still do something about it! Thanks to SONS non evasive treatment which works in over 9/10 guys - you can be reunited with your lid in as little as 1 - 3 months - so ‘Show hair loss who’s boss’
Go to Sons.co.uk and use the code RIGBIZ20 to get £20 off your first order!
42:2418/03/2021
S4 Ep5: Wayne Bridge - Passing Out In Chinawhite's - Lockdown Sex Life & Knocking Out Spencer Matthews
Today we bring you our biggest guest so far in Ex England/Chelsea/Man City/Southampton superstar Mr Wayne Bridge. Bridgey has soo many brilliant stories we've already had to book him back in for round two, but today we discuss;
Getting incredibly loose at Ben Foden's wedding and misbehaving with the lads.
Also gaining his rugby mates respect by coming out on top in an physical brawl and witnessing Jordan Turner Hall throwing up all over himself in the corner after everyone was doing drinking games.
SAS Who Dares Wins - opening up about his self-confidence issues he’s always struggled with throughout his life.
Getting so pissed on a night out with the Southampton football team - that he woke up at a house party and had to get a milk float into training.
Scoring that famous goal to beat arsenal in the champions league quarter finals and the incredible story of the night out that followed.
His beef with Jose Mourinho which almost came to eruption.
Partying with Snoop Dogg.
His tales from playing for England and an infamous incident in a Japanese Hotel.
Spencer Matthews bad mouthing him before their boxing bout - leading Wayne Bridge to knock him out.
Almost getting into an altercation with Mike Tindall at a live podcast event.
Revealing the hurdles of maintaining an active life in the boudoir during lockdown - especially when having to home school the kids..
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We're delighted to be in partnership with Manscaped once more for this series - so for the best in below the belt grooming - order any product on their website from their award winning Lawnmower 3.0 to their new Cologne and receive 20% discount and free shipping with the code - RIGBIZ20. www.uk.manscaped.com
We'd also invite you to try out a 5 day trial with the incredible guys at Fresh Fitness Food - they make delicious bespoke meals delivered daily and are curated to help you achieve your health goals - seriously these shave the chassis whilst remaining delicious - get £50 off your 5 day trial with the code - RIGBIZ50 Now! https://www.freshfitnessfood.com/
Finally, if you're reading this and you've lost your lid or you fear that you maybe on the way to loosing your lid, then don't just sit there and accept it - you can still do something about it! Thanks to SONS non evasive treatment which works in over 9/10 guys - you can be reunited with your lid in as little as 1 - 3 months - so ‘Show hair loss who’s boss’
Go to Sons.co.uk and use the code RIGBIZ20 to get £20 off your first order!
49:3311/03/2021
S4 Ep4: Georgia Salamat - Socks, Drugs & Açai Bowls
What a joy it is to be joined by one of the most sought after models in the UK Mme Georgia Salamat, not only is she a world famous model but also a chef, influencer and successful business owner!
We discuss;
- Archie's Dating Problems
- Georgia's first kiss at a teenage ball
- Being tempted to sell her socks to horny admirers via DM
- Weird requests she receives on socials
- Getting into shape
- Her horrific dating experiences on Raya
- Setting up a successful business in SW London
- The ultimate night out in Clapham
- Seeing someone throw poo in Infernos & The box
- Weird model parties which revolve around narcotics
- Mary Berry's sassy side and a lot more......
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We're delighted to be in partnership with Manscaped once more for this series - so for the best in below the belt grooming - order any product on their website from their award winning Lawnmower 3.0 to their new Cologne and receive 20% discount and free shipping with the code - RIGBIZ20. www.uk.manscaped.com
We'd also invite you to try out a 5 day trial with the incredible guys at Fresh Fitness Food - they make delicious bespoke meals delivered daily and are curated to help you achieve your health goals - seriously these shave the chassis whilst remaining delicious - get £50 off your 5 day trial with the code - RIGBIZ50 Now! https://www.freshfitnessfood.com/
Finally, if you're reading this and you've lost your lid or you fear that you maybe on the way to loosing your lid, then don't just sit there and accept it - you can still do something about it! Thanks to SONS non evasive treatment which works in over 9/10 guys - you can be reunited with your lid in as little as 1 - 3 months - so ‘Show hair loss who’s boss’
Go to Sons.co.uk and use the code RIGBIZ20 to get £20 off your first order!
45:4504/03/2021
S4 Ep3: Shaun Stafford - Becoming 2 x World Champion - Weird Fan Requests & The Ultimate Rig Off
We combine Rig and Biz as we bring to you 2 x world champion/influencer/model/trainer/business owner Mr Shaun Stafford. He has done it all; from winning twice at twickenham in his rugger days to operating a string of exclusive gyms in the city for the rich and famous.
We discuss;
- Highlight of his rugby days at university.
- His coaches strict routine to make him gain 15 kg in a month.
- The afterparty celebrations post winning at twickenham
- The Oxford Rugby Club's Initiation
- How he became a PT and started competing as a bodybuilder - eventually becoming 2 x world champion
- Weirdest fan requests he's been asked to do for money
- Running an ultra mountain marathon
- Comparing workout routines with archie and a lot more....
Archie also reacts to the recent news about us finally being able to bust out of lockdown in the coming months, his weekend spent on the common in the sunshine, a new entry from his gap year diary and of course we analyse a very strong entry (Finally) for the club house stories section.
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We're delighted to be in partnership with Manscaped once more for this series - so for the best in below the belt grooming - order any product on their website from their award winning Lawnmower 3.0 to their new Cologne and receive 20% discount and free shipping with the code - RIGBIZ20. www.uk.manscaped.com
We'd also invite you to try out a 5 day trial with the incredible guys at Fresh Fitness Food - they make delicious bespoke meals delivered daily and are curated to help you achieve your health goals - seriously these shave the chassis whilst remaining delicious - get £50 off your 5 day trial with the code - RIGBIZ50 Now! https://www.freshfitnessfood.com/
Finally, if you're reading this and you've lost your lid or you fear that you maybe on the way to loosing your lid, then don't just sit there and accept it - you can still do something about it! Thanks to SONS non evasive treatment which works in over 9/10 guys - you can be reunited with your lid in as little as 1 - 3 months - so ‘Show hair loss who’s boss’
Go to Sons.co.uk and use the code RIGBIZ20 to get £20 off your first order!
51:1325/02/2021
S4 Ep2: Ben Kayser - Partying for 72 Hours Straight In France & Archies Crazy Valentines Day
Today we're joined by one of the most respected French rugby players and now pundits in the world of rugby in Mr Benjamin Kayser.
He gives us an insight into his incredible career from playing under the maverick chairman Max Guazzini at Stade Francais to his incredibly fruitful time at Leicester Tigers, to looking after James Haskell in Paris and finishing off becoming great mates with Benders!
He lifts the lid on stories which have never been told before from his time working alongside and under some of the biggest names in rugby both in france and england.
Also on the podcast we once again wrestle through a new 'Clubhouse Diaries' initiation story to see if it can beat last weeks lousy effort and also hear another entry from Archie's diary written during his gap year in canary wharf.
However, the story which really steals the show is the outrageous events which took place to Archie on valentines day......
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We'd love to invite you to try out a 5 day trial with the incredible guys at Fresh Fitness Food - they make delicious bespoke meals delivered daily and are curated to help you achieve your health goals - seriously these shave the chassis whilst remaining delicious - get £50 off your 5 day trial with the code - RIGBIZ50 Now! https://www.freshfitnessfood.com/
Finally, if you're reading this and you've lost your lid or you fear that you maybe on the way to loosing your lid, then don't just sit there and accept it - you can still do something about it! Thanks to SONS non evasive treatment which works in over 9/10 guys - you can be reunited with your lid in as little as 1 - 3 months - so ‘Show hair loss who’s boss’
Go to Sons.co.uk and use the code RIGBIZ20 to get £20 off your first order!
53:0418/02/2021
S4 Ep1: Alex Payne - Trash Talking with Paynooooooooo
What a shocking year this has been already and we're only in February, hence, we decided to bring the podcast back for another series to try and brighten your days! This season we've signed up some of the biggest sporting and celebrity names in the country and will be having some cianter with them every thursday for you all to enjoy!
Today, we kickstart the series with a bang as we're joined by Archie's sparring partner and future opponent in the ring, broadcaster extraordinaire - Mr Alex Payne aka Paynoooooooo.
We discuss;
- The preparations for the biggest and poshest boxing bout of the year
- Payno's memories of his time at Eton college and his rugby playing days
- Sixth form socials and big university nights out
- His battle with Simon Lazenby to be number 1 at sky sports
- Nights out with his fellow pundits and colleagues
- Missing out on the lash in his 20s
- That infamous clip where he lost the ability to talk live on TV
- The Good Bad & The Rugby
- His favourite person to interview ever and much much more...
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We're delighted to be in partnership with Manscaped once more for this series - so for the best in below the belt grooming - order any product on their website from their award winning Lawnmower 3.0 to their new Cologne and receive 20% discount and free shipping with the code - RIGBIZ20. www.uk.manscaped.com
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54:5311/02/2021
S3 Ep10: Christmas's Cancelled - Alistair's Xmas Plans - Secret Santa & Our Last Push For Number 1!
As the shocking news sinks in that Christmas has been cancelled, Archie seems to be quite happy that he finally has a valid reason why he won't be spending Christmas with his family this year! In this episode we wrap up what's been a crazy year for all of us and try and inject some festive fun by a 'Secret Santa' swap of presents and a detailed explanation into Alistair's plans now Archie can't be in attendance.
We also discuss the latest on our Christmas track - which we need all of you to continue to - BUY, STREAM AND SHARE!
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We're also lucky enough to be partnered with Sons who are a Men's health brand that’s helping guys with one of the key health issues they don't often talk about - how to keep their hair! - Get £20 off your first order with the code - RIGBIZ20 - https://sons.co.uk/
Limited Edition Lash Bear T-Shirts:
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Rex Club x Sports D' Epoque Rugby Jerseys (so much better than Umbro)
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Clapham Falcons Merchandise:
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Last but not least we've got a remarkably high end clothing partner in Beaufort & Blake who are incredibly generously giving 15% off all their clothes (jumpers, shirts, trousers, boxers etc) for a limited time only - all you have to do is go to - www.beaufortandblake.com and type in the code - RIGBIZ15
Stay Safe
Love & Champagne & Happy Christmas
Freddy & Archie
27:3822/12/2020
S3 Ep9: Freddie Burns - Japanese Dating Apps, Teammates Bushes & Chirpsing Willie Le Roux Wife
What a joy it is to be joined by our most capped player ever in Mr Freddie Burns live from Japan, to give us an update of the highs and lows of what life's been like there since he moved out there.
Burnsy is a straight shooter and gives us some incredible stories and insights into;
- Dating Apps In Japan
- A night out to a strip club with no strippers.
- Initiations for his new club the Shokki Shuttles
- Japanese mens obsession with growing a bush
- Archie teaches Burnsy how to communicate with anyone through physical movement.
- We discuss a new business venture Archie has set up in Japan.
- Hear about Burnsy's loosest ever night out in Cyprus with his older brother and the RAF boys - including a horrific story involving funnels and hoovers.
- Archie teaches Burnsy how to overcome homesickness.
- Our Christmas number one venture and the importance of restart.
- Plans for Christmas (both seem to be spending it alone)
- Whiskey regrets and much more....
We also discuss on this episode;
- Archies private offer to Owen Farrell to help him improve.
- An update on how silly season is going - in and out of the boardroom.
- The importance of getting rid of your bush and retaining your hair
- How Archie would solve the Brexit deal debacle
- His plans for a big weekend in Clapham with the falcon boys and of course his memories of climbing Mt Snowden for his DOE Awards.
We need you all to pre-buy our charity single 'It's Christmas Time (It's Time To Lash) now - so that when the Christmas chart opens on 18th December - we'll be in with a shot - please it's only 99p and all the money goes to saving Restart Rugby!
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We also discuss - the reopening of pubs, manscaping, bitcoin, Christmas plans, a return to the triangle of terror and much more.....
We're delighted that Manscaped are back (and available across the whole of Europe) with an incredible 20% discount offer and free shipping for all of our listeners - please check out their incredible new 'Perfect Package' including the brand new Weed Whacker - ORDER YOURS NOW - WITH 20% DISCOUNT CODE - RIGBIZ20 https://www.manscaped.com/products/the-perfect-package-3
We're also lucky enough to be partnered with Sons who are a Men's health brand that’s helping guys with one of the key health issues they don't often talk about - how to keep their hair! - Get £20 off your first order with the code - RIGBIZ20 - https://sons.co.uk/
Limited Edition Lash Bear T-Shirts:
https://www.stashcompany.co.uk/clapham-falcons
Rex Club x Sports D' Epoque Rugby Jerseys (so much better than Umbro)
https://www.rexclub.co.uk/product-category/rex-club-x-sports-depoque/
Clapham Falcons Merchandise:
https://www.rexclub.co.uk/product-category/collaborations/clapham-falcons/
Last but not least we've got a remarkably high end clothing partner in Beaufort & Blake who are incredibly generously giving 15% off all their clothes (jumpers, shirts, trousers, boxers etc) for a limited time only - all you have to do is go to - www.beaufortandblake.com and type in the code - RIGBIZ15
Stay Safe
Love & Champagne
Freddy & Archie
49:3510/12/2020
S3 Ep8: Andy King - Life Of A Premier League Champion - Jamie Vardy's Loosest Nights Out - Boring Gareth Bale & Misbehaving In The Ship
Onside Onside King
Today we're joined by the most succesful midfielder in Leicester City's history and of course premier league champion - Mr Andrew King. The guy is a living legend and gives us an insight into the secret goings on of the life of a premier league footballer; lots of coin, lots of chat and lots of misbehaving!
We Discuss;
- Gareth Bale hating Nights Out
- An Insight into a months long night out with the Leicester team when they won the Premier League.
- Nigel Pearsons obsession with taking the team out clubbing.
- His weirdest and most boring colleagues over the years.
- Misbehaving in Thailand.
- Missing the PFA awards to get pissed in The Ship
- Jamie Vardy's loosest nights out
- The reclaiming of his hair thanks to our sponsor - Sons
- The story behind is Whatsapp group - 'Burn Money Fast'
- Using a bottle of Bolly as a way to get a chicas number and much much more.....
Also on the show - we need you all to pre-buy our charity single 'It's Christmas Time (It's Time To Lash) now - so that when the Christmas chart opens on 18th December - we'll be in with a shot - please it's only 99p and all the money goes to saving Restart Rugby!
AMAZON PRE-BUY - https://amzn.to/33rsYR2
ITUNES PRE- BUY -https://apple.co/37xc2tq
We also discuss - the reopening of pubs, manscaping, bitcoin, Christmas plans, a return to the triangle of terror and much more.....
We're delighted that Manscaped are back (and available across the whole of Europe) with an incredible 20% discount offer and free shipping for all of our listeners - please check out their incredible new 'Perfect Package' including the brand new Weed Whacker - ORDER YOURS NOW - WITH 20% DISCOUNT CODE - RIGBIZ20 https://www.manscaped.com/products/the-perfect-package-3
We're also lucky enough to be partnered with Sons who are a Men's health brand that’s helping guys with one of the key health issues they don't often talk about - how to keep their hair! - Get £20 off your first order with the code - RIGBIZ20 - https://sons.co.uk/
Limited Edition Lash Bear T-Shirts:
https://www.stashcompany.co.uk/clapham-falcons
Rex Club x Sports D' Epoque Rugby Jerseys (so much better than Umbro)
https://www.rexclub.co.uk/product-category/rex-club-x-sports-depoque/
Clapham Falcons Merchandise:
https://www.rexclub.co.uk/product-category/collaborations/clapham-falcons/
Last but not least we've got a remarkably high end clothing partner in Beaufort & Blake who are incredibly generously giving 15% off all their clothes (jumpers, shirts, trousers, boxers etc) for a limited time only - all you have to do is go to - www.beaufortandblake.com and type in the code - RIGBIZ15
Stay Safe
Love & Champagne
Freddy & Archie
46:3003/12/2020
S3 Ep7: Ed Jackson To The Rescue - The Podcast That Almost Went Wrong - From Suffering Paralysis To Summiting Everest
Due to a lack of legal fees thanks to some dodgy investments in Biltong and a lot of A.C.Ltd's money being spent on our Christmas Number 1 record and subsequent music video - we're unable to bring you the Liv Bentley Interview we recorded.
However, like all great businessmen Archie always has a trick up his sleeve and that comes in the form of the most impressive person we've ever had on the podcast in Mr Ed Jackson.
A couple of years ago Ed experienced a freak incident when he accidentally dived into the shallow end of his friends swimming pool, leaving him paralysed from the neck down. Ed had to fight for his life in the hours which followed, having to be resuscitated 3 times from cardiac arrest in the space of two hours. Today we discuss his incredible story from being paralysed to climbing the length and breadth of the worlds tallest mountain. We also discuss his flat becoming the messiest go to place for house parties in wales, including Andy Powell moving into the sofa, his boarding school memories, big nights out in Bath, upsetting the locals in Doncaster, his Northcote road memories and much more....
We also discuss;
- A.C Ltd's new Vaccine Candidate
- Farrell vs Farrell
- Umbro
- The end of lockdown
- Our Christmas number 1
- Upcoming Bonuses & all the ridiculousness you expect....
We're delighted that Manscaped are back (and available across the whole of Europe) with an incredible 20% discount offer and free shipping for all of our listeners - please check out their incredible new 'Perfect Package' including the brand new Weed Whacker - ORDER YOURS NOW - WITH 20% DISCOUNT CODE - RIGBIZ20 https://www.manscaped.com/products/the-perfect-package-3
We're also lucky enough to be partnered with Sons who are a Men's health brand that’s helping guys with one of the key health issues they don't often talk about - how to keep their hair! They have a new exclusive deal for November - Get £25 off your first order with the code - RIGBIZ25 - https://sons.co.uk/
Limited Edition Lash Bear T-Shirts:
https://www.stashcompany.co.uk/clapham-falcons
Rex Club x Sports D' Epoque Rugby Jerseys (so much better than Umbro)
https://www.rexclub.co.uk/product-category/rex-club-x-sports-depoque/
Clapham Falcons Merchandise:
https://www.rexclub.co.uk/product-category/collaborations/clapham-falcons/
Last but not least we've got a remarkably high end clothing partner in Beaufort & Blake who are incredibly generously giving 15% off all their clothes (jumpers, shirts, trousers, boxers etc) for a limited time only - all you have to do is go to - www.beaufortandblake.com and type in the code - RIGBIZ15
Stay Safe
Love & Champagne
Freddy & Archie
48:4026/11/2020
S3 Ep6: Ugo Monye - Boarding School Memories With Johnny Wilkinson - Danny Care's Punch Up At Infernos & Andy Powell's Loosest Ever Night Out
ONSIDE ONSIDE CHAT....
Today we're joined by Harlequins, England & Lions legend Ugo Monye and things get incredibly loose.
Ugo reveals all about;
Growing up in inner city London
Falling in love with Rugby
What Johnny Wilkinson was like at school
Touring the world lashing it up with the England 7's boys.
His memories of his England debut and the nights out which followed.
An infamous end of season harlequins lash up when Danny Care got into a spot of bother with the bouncer in Infernos, which ended up in the biggest scrap ever seen by the naked eye.
How we can save 7's Rugby.
Archies new line of clothing for the winter.
The loosest Lions tour ever recorded.
Andy Powell nearly loosing his life on a night out and much much more..
We also discuss; boarding school memories, a strong economy, vaccines, love life, breaking lockdown and any other stupidity/words of wisdom which pop into the disturbed genius mind of Mr Archie Curzon.
We're delighted that Manscaped are back (and available across the whole of Europe) with an incredible 20% discount offer and free shipping for all of our listeners - please check out their incredible new 'Perfect Package' including the brand new Weed Whacker - ORDER YOURS NOW - WITH 20% DISCOUNT CODE - RIGBIZ20 https://www.manscaped.com/products/the-perfect-package-3
We're also lucky enough to be partnered with Sons who are a Men's health brand that’s helping guys with one of the key health issues they don't often talk about - how to keep their hair! They have a new exclusive deal for November - Get £25 off your first order with the code - RIGBIZ25 - https://sons.co.uk/
Limited Edition Lash Bear T-Shirts:
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Clapham Falcons Merchandise:
https://www.rexclub.co.uk/product-category/collaborations/clapham-falcons/
Last but not least we've got a remarkably high end clothing partner in Beaufort & Blake who are incredibly generously giving 15% off all their clothes (jumpers, shirts, trousers, boxers etc) for a limited time only - all you have to do is go to - www.beaufortandblake.com and type in the code - RIGBIZ15
Stay Safe
Love & Champagne
Freddy & Archie
48:4619/11/2020
S3: Harry Judd - The Truth Behind 'That Night' With Lindsay Lohan - McFly's Highs & Lows & Public School Memories
IT'S ALL ABOUT YOU, IT'S ALL ABOUT YOU BABY
Well aren't we all in for a treat? As today we're joined by a man who's sold over 11 million albums worldwide and also won the most watched show on TV in 'strictly come dancing' - ladies and gentleman I give to you - Mr Harry Judd.
- We discuss his best memories of boarding school.
- Rugby tour to Portugal
- His love for cricket not mixing well with dressing like an American Emo/punk in village cricket
- How he shocked his parents and quit school to join McFly at 17
- Becoming a superstar with back to back No1 Albums and the highs and lows associated with it
- Being both harassed and assaulted by fans simultaneously
- Finally reveals what happened that incredible night with Mme Lindsay Lohan
- Discusses his memories of winning strictly and the opportunities it gave him
- Takes Archie to town on several occasions for misleading him
- Joining forces with Busted to form McBusted and much much more......
On the show we also discuss; Lockdown 2.0, how Clapham has become like Val d'Isère, the return of International Rugby, Manscaped's incredible new products, the soaring FTSE, the new vaccine, living a single life during lockdown, a possibility of Archie's 'social bubble' with a Chica and if you listen regularly you can expect a lot more nonsense and insights into the mind of a genius/lunatic.
We're delighted that Manscaped are back (and available across the whole of Europe) with an incredible 20% discount offer and free shipping for all of our listeners - please check out their incredible new 'Perfect Package' including the brand new Weed Whacker - ORDER YOURS NOW - WITH 20% DISCOUNT CODE - RIGBIZ20 https://www.manscaped.com/products/the-perfect-package-3
We're also lucky enough to be partnered with Sons who are a Men's health brand that’s helping guys with one of the key health issues they don't often talk about - how to keep their hair! They have a new exclusive deal for November - Get £25 off your first order with the code - RIGBIZ25 - https://sons.co.uk/
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Last but not least we've got a remarkably high end clothing partner in Beaufort & Blake who are incredibly generously giving 15% off all their clothes (jumpers, shirts, trousers, boxers etc) for a limited time only - all you have to do is go to - www.beaufortandblake.com and type in the code - RIGBIZ15
Stay Safe
Love & Champagne
Freddy & Archie
47:4811/11/2020
S3: Darren Gough - Flintoff's Loosest Nights Out - Knocking Out Graeme Swann & Telling David Cameron To F*** Off
There are few occasions in life that you have the pleasure to meet your heroes, but this was one of them and I can assure you the legend in Mr Darren Gough 'MBE' didn't disappoint!
We discuss;
- KP's Stag Do (of sorts)
- The loosest nights out around the world ever witnessed
- Worst person to room mate with
- Archie & DG's new business venture
- Flintoff's inability to turn down a night out and get lashed
- Goughy's incredible career highs and lows
- His hatred for Graeme Swann which led to fisticuffs
- Winning strictly come dancing
- Being asked to be a Tory MP by David Cameron in 2010
- Turning Down Love Island
- Being out till 7am the morning of a Test Match
- Bristol Nightclub all nighter with Flintoff & Harmison
& Much much more
In the show we also discuss; the new lockdown, being alone, bad chassis, good lids, manscaped's new genius products, Archie's investment advice, future plans for 2021, an update on our Christmas Number 1 Single and of course a whole host more of ridiculousness.
We're delighted that Manscaped are back (and available across the whole of Europe) with an incredible 20% discount offer and free shipping for all of our listeners - please check out their incredible new 'Perfect Package' including the brand new Weed Whacker - ORDER YOURS NOW - WITH 20% DISCOUNT CODE - RIGBIZ20 https://www.manscaped.com/products/the-perfect-package-3
We're also lucky enough to be partnered with Sons who are a Men's health brand that’s helping guys with one of the key health issues they don't often talk about - how to keep their hair! Get £20 off your first order with the code - RIGBIZ20 - https://sons.co.uk/
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Stay Safe
Love & Champagne
Freddy & Archie
51:2204/11/2020
S3: Chloe Madeley - Haskell's Sexual Preferences - Inside Harry & Meghan's Wedding & Masturbating With Deep Heat
Mrs Haskell aka Chloe Madeley is here to reveal all the secrets behind her marriage to the fridge, from his sexual preferences, to his faux paxs, to him being a creep stalking her before their first date and a deeply embarrassing occurrence which happened the first time they made love - all is revealed. Chloe also lifts the lid on; what happened at Harry & Meghans Wedding Afterparty, growing up in the spotlight, drink driving, depression, fitness, ex-boyfriends, masturbating, Only Fans, future television plans, blow outs, and much much more...
On the show we also discuss - Chris Robshaw's big lash up with the Baba's (and possibly Archie), Halloween plans, the walk of shame, the top listeners product ideas for A.C Ltd and a whole host more of ridiculousness.
Manscaped are back with an incredible 20% discount offer and free shipping for all of our listeners - please check out their incredible new 'Perfect Package' including the brand new Weed Whacker - ORDER YOURS NOW - WITH 20% DISCOUNT CODE - RIGBIZ20 https://www.manscaped.com/products/the-perfect-package-3
We've got a remarkably high end clothing partner in Beaufort & Blake who are incredibly generously giving 15% off all their clothes (jumpers, shirts, trousers, boxers etc) for a limited time only - all you have to do is go to - www.beaufortandblake.com and type in the code - RIGBIZ15
We're also lucky enough to be partnered with Sons who are a Men's health brand that’s helping guys with one of the key health issues they don't often talk about - how to keep their hair! Get £20 off your first order with the code - RIGBIZ20 - https://sons.co.uk/
Stay Safe & Love & Champagne
Freddy & Archie
55:5128/10/2020
S3: Jamie Laing - 22 Ladies In One Night - Spencer Matthews Acid Trip & 3 Broken Ribs From Brad Thorn.
What an honour it is to be joined by one of the most famous faces on television over the last ten years in Mr Jamie Laing. Not only is he a media personality on 'Made In Chelsea' but also an incredibly successful entrepreneur who is the founder of the fastest growing confectionary band in the UK in 'Candy Kittens'.
We discuss; being sent off to boarding school at a tender age, weird prep school memories, discovering porn, the networking availabilities at The Feathers Ball, getting with over 20 ladies in one night, rugby tours to Italy, the best public school holiday spots, spin the bottle in Cornwall, beef with the harrow boys, failing his exams at Radley, his weird experiences at MPW, getting loose at Leeds uni, his real thoughts on his cast members on MIC, how Candy Kittens has become the most succesful confectionary band in the country, playing rugby for england in a charity match and getting destroyed by ex all black Brad Thorn, his ambitions for Strictly Come Dancing and much much more....
We've got a remarkably high end clothing partner in Beaufort & Blake who are incredibly generously giving 15% off all their clothes (jumpers, shirts, trousers, boxers etc) for a limited time only - all you have to do is go to - www.beaufortandblake.com and type in the code - RIGBIZ15
We're also lucky enough to be partnered with Sons who are a Men's health brand that’s helping guys with one of the key health issues they don't often talk about - how to keep their hair! Get £20 off your first order with the code - RIGBIZ20 - https://sons.co.uk/
Stay Safe & Love & Champagne
Freddy & Archie
47:0521/10/2020
S3: Ben Foden - Dwarf Tossing - Teammates Secrets & Toothbrush Initiations.
What a delight it is to be joined by Ben Foden from across the pond; to kickstart Season 3 in style! The Ex Sale, Northampton and England full back is leaving no stone unturned as he relays all the wonderful stories and secrets from his career in rugby both on and off the field. We discuss; the trials and tribulations of living in New York, cutting loose in his teammates frat house, celebratory nights out in Las Vegas, the standard of rugby in America, American rugby culture, initiations, nights out, his love for private schools, toothbrushes and spin the bottle, auditioning for Pop Idol, his England memories, beef with Charlie Hodgson, bum flicks, ball grabs, the infamous nights out in NZ during the world cup, dwarf tossing, the truth about Hakell's involvements, his two week marriage and the story behind Thom Evans & Nicole Scherzinger's first kiss - plus much more.
We also discuss Archies views on the new 'three tier system', his admiration to be locked up at university, his business updates and tips and of course a lot more C.H.A.T & pure stupidity.
We've got a remarkably high end clothing partner in Beaufort & Blake who are incredibly generously giving 15% off all their clothes (jumpers, shirts, trousers, boxers etc) for a limited time only - all you have to do is go to - www.beaufortandblake.com and type in the code - RIGBIZ15
We're also lucky enough to be partnered with Sons who are a Men's health brand that’s helping guys with one of the key health issues they don't often talk about - how to keep their hair! Get £20 off your first order with the code - RIGBIZ20 - https://sons.co.uk/
Stay Safe & Love & Champagne
Freddy & Archie
52:0014/10/2020
S2: Damian Hopley - CEO Vs CCO - Machine Gun Cianter - Plans For Q4 & Sorting Out Rugby with RPA CEO.
For our final Pre-Sea Episode we're lucky enough to be joined by the founder and CEO of The Rugby Players Association; Ex Wasps & England International Damian Hopley. Finally, The CCO comes face to face with The CEO whereby two of the greatest business and rugby minds can discuss; the state of the game, wage cuts, Rugby 7s, investments, the importance of the chassis in business, leadership, our plans to release a Christmas Number 1, Jack Cliffords Work Experience & much more.
We're delighted to have a new partnership with the incredible Beaufort & Blake, who are a lifestyle clothing brand celebrating the best of British style, curating incredible pieces that can be worn seamlessly everywhere from The Office to The Ned to Infernos.
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35:0107/10/2020
S2: Rory Lawson - Nights out with Gerard Butler - Captaining Scotland & Networking with Mike Tindall at Cheltenham.
Today we return to interview one of the most respected and adored rugby players to have ever donned the Scottish Thistle in Mr Rory Lawson. We discuss his love for going to the races with the old guard 'Mike Tindall, James Simpson-Daniel etc' and how loose their days out get, nights out in clapham with Gethin Jones (who loves the northcote road lash), his family history of playing for Scotland, his grandfather the legendary commentator and voice of rugby in Bill Mclaren, Edinburgh nights out with the Evans brothers, his glory years at Gloucester, captaining Scotland at the world cup, his love for big Jim Hamilton, hustling against Mike Blair for the number 9 spot, an accidental 'wrist injury'......, a move to Australia which was scrapped by the club at the last minute, his new career in the media, business propositions for Archie and also a once in a life time offer involving the Barbarians which may change Archies life for evermore.
We also discuss how Archie is taking advantage of the rule of 6 and the pubs closing at 10, his recent dating escapades, his review on Q3 and excitement for Q4, and his new inventions for AC Ltd for the Autumn.
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Best Wishes
F & A
41:5430/09/2020
S2: Paul Olima - Nights Out With Balotelli - Playing For West Ham & Harlequins & Pissing Off His Date On Fernando's.
Well what a pleasure it is to be joined by a man who has already had so many different succesful careers before his mid 30s; Pro-Footballer, Pro-Rugby Player, Hollywood Actor, Mario Balotelli, Anthony Joshua & Usain Bolt's body double, Choreographer for all Premiership Football & England Rugby & latterly a comedic fitness influencer with over 260,000 loyal followers (not to mention an incredible appearance on Take Me Out).
We discuss; his somewhat rough upbringing in a suburb in Dublin 'we just fought and played football, I didn't see another black guy till I was 15'. Playing rugby at school alongside 'Big Devin Toner', his incredibly entertaining football career which took him from Shamrock Rovers to West Ham United and then slowly the whole way down the football league. His Rugby resurgence; representing Nigeria 7s team followed by four years playing for Esher & Harlequins A. Then a wonderful post retirement career which has led him to appear in Hollywood Movies, become best friends with Balotelli, boss round the England Rugby lads on set and gain a huge following, on instagram by finding a niche in-between; fitness influencing and comedy.
I won't give anything more away, as there are so many incredibly hilarious stories and exchanges during this interview which I wouldn't want to ruin - so plug in and treat yourself to one of the most hilarious guests, if not the most hilarious we've ever met!
Archie also discusses his frustrations with Boris Johnsons new rulings, his plans for Q4, radical plans to keep the lash alive for fellow residents of Clapham, his love for self-pleasure, a new 'rule of 6' 7's tournament he's working on & his struggles to find a lady for Lockdown V2.
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50:0023/09/2020
S2: Max Evans - He Finally Reveals All In His First Interview Since #plankgate
Welcome back to The Rig Biz Podcast, in our first of 4 Pre-Sea Specials we're joined by the man, the myth, the legend - Mr Max Evans.
In a reveal all interview we hear about; his lockdown in Portugal partying it up large with; John Terry, Peter Jones, Bradley Walsh, Peter Crouch etc, the story behind that infamous video, his new girlfriend, his habits in the boudoir, his relationship with his brother, what Nicole Scherzinger's like on a night out, partying in gay clubs, his memories of Wellington College with Haskell, playing for Scotland, drunk driving police cars in Castres, beating up a certain fellow Scotland teammate, his love for a sing-song, his new partying business ventures, finding meditation, his ambitions to play for the falcons and much much more....
We also hear about what Archie's been up-to since we last spoke, how his Q3 is going, problems that 'the rule of 6' have thrown up for 'The Chassis Monsters', his preparations for autumn and a whole lot more selfish ridiculousness that you could only hear from the CCO.
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44:5216/09/2020
S2: Freddie Burns & Archies Brother - Bust-ups & Breakups, Shocking Revelations & End Of Season Review
Welcome to the season finale of Season Two and what a packed show we have in store for you; Archie’s been inspired by ex-Scotland International Alex Groves incredible achievement of swimming the channel and hence has started his own charity (which is as you can imagine somewhat ludicrous), we’re lucky enough to be briefly joined by Grovesy to discuss his epic achievement, Archie's finally an engaged man and hence Freddy is incredibly excited to hear how the whole engagement went down, we then surprise Archie by bringing on his older half-brother ‘Hector Curzon’ who reveals all about the Curzon family dynamic before Archie has a huge revelation which sends shock waves through the hearts and minds of both Freddy & Hector.
Once that emotional hurdle is overcome we proceed to do a review of the season and Archie triggers out causally his awards to those guests who he has enjoyed the most throughout the season leading to a reunion with his fly-half brother in arms ‘Mr Freddie Burns’. Burnsy gives us an update on his current situation which sadly is being newly single and somewhat unemployed as he desperately waits for the Japanese borders to re-open - however this gives him the perfect platform to relay for the first time so incredibly entertaining and at times horrifying stories about his career and teammates to date.
We also preview our 4 one off special interviews which are coming up in a couple of weeks time before we trigger off - Season 3 - starting off with Chloe Madeley and followed by some incredible names across the world of sport and business.
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57:5119/08/2020
S2: Haskell vs Benders Best-Man Shootout - Sex Tips With Killing Kittens CEO & Archie's Engagement
What a week it has been on the podcast and in the life of a certain Archie Curzons aka The Magician aka The CEO of Clapham aka The CCO aka The Vibrator! On the pod this week we hear about his upcoming engagement, the ring he has designed for his soon to be fiancée, how he is planning on telling her old man, and most importantly what he has in store for the upcoming week.
In order for him to choose his best-man to organise his stag-do we have both Nick Abendanon & James Haskell on the show to have a banter shootout with one another, so that Archie can decide who is going to get that much coveted spot, as there can only be one man for the job! They discuss what they would both bring to the role but more importantly why the other man should not be trusted recalling past stories of; nights out together, incidents on and off the rugby pitch and in each others personal lives. It gets pretty messy....
We also are delighted to have on the show the CEO of Killing Kittens; Emma Sayle - Killing Kittens is the world’s most exclusive, decadent and hedonistic parties, fully focused on the pursuit of female pleasure. Archie is intrigued to find out more about the weird and wonderful underground sex world, fetishes, kinks, things to try out in the boudoir and ultimately pitches himself to become the firs ever male member.
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Zoë who was a great school friend of mine suffered a brain haemorrhage in August 2019 as a result of a previously undetected acute Leukaemia. She was urgently admitted to the Intensive Care Unit in Charing Cross Hospital but died 25 days later without recovering consciousness.
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Fred & Arch
43:2312/08/2020
S2: Jeremy Irvine - Vandalising Cumberbatch’s Birthday - Getting Loose With Hollywood A-Listers & Spielberg’s Chassis Admiration.
Archie is finally back from tearing it up large in St Tropez and has returned with a hell of a tan and also a bit of a wobbly chassis, fuelled by an over indulgence in fine french rosé and foie gras. We catch up about his final couple of days in the south of France and what he's been up-to since his return to the hallowed land of clapham. Archie discusses his latest 'chica' who it seems he's about to ask to be his wife, his new AC Ltd invention, his love of social distanced gyms, Maysy's new fitness plan, his colleagues snatching up his new saying 'that's so money' and much much more...
We're also joined by Hollywood A-Lister star of; Steven Spielbergs War Horse, The Railway Man, Mama Mia, Great Expectations, The New Bourne Identity Series to name but a few in; Mr Jeremy Irvine.
We discuss his love of rugby, training with the 'Hampstead Hussars' in North London Divison 5, Steven Spielberg falling in love with his chassis, tearing up Cumberbatch's birthday party, Tom Hiddlestones 'sloppy hockey chassis', nights out at infernos, how Archie made him fall in love with Clapham, dating Ellie Goulding, getting loose at a festival with the Mama Mia cast - Colin Firth, Lily James, Amanda Seyfried etc, his love of 'the rig biz pod', how he keeps his rig in check, fighting for netball girls admiration and a lash load more.....
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We will be supporting two charities this season, the first being that of 'Move For Zoe', where fingers crossed we will be organising a touch rugby tournament, rig work out, team run or something along those lines on the 15th/16th August (lockdown allowing)- to raise money for this great cause. Zoë who was a great school friend of mine suffered a brain haemorrhage in August 2019 as a result of a previously undetected acute Leukaemia. She was urgently admitted to the Intensive Care Unit in Charing Cross Hospital but died 25 days later without recovering consciousness.
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Fred & Arch
46:3505/08/2020
S2: French Special - Saint-Tropez Business Deals - Calling Out Piers Morgan & Listeners Q&A
This week we have a slightly different offering for you compared to the usual podcast, as Archie has gone on holiday for both business and pleasure to Saint Tropez. We have managed to wrestle him away for a short while from Club 55 and his new chica to give us an update on what he's been up to over there and more importantly his new friendships forged.
We hear about; his new best mate over there, his french PT, his workout regime, the amount of rosé he's been inhaling every day, the business deals he's been forging, his 'chateau du curzon', the new lady in his life who he believes is 'the one', Club 55, what to wear in the south of france, what St Tropez has taught him to bring back to clapham, his invitation to Piers Morgan, the new line of wine he's developing, his favourite new saying and much more...
Archie also answers questions sent in from our listeners which answer everything from; 'what to put on your CV', to ''what he'd say to his younger self' to 'how far north he's ever travelled' and everything in between.
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We will be supporting two charities this season, the first being that of 'Move For Zoe', where fingers crossed we will be organising a touch rugby tournament, rig work out, team run or something along those lines on the 15th/16th August (lockdown allowing)- to raise money for this great cause. Zoë who was a great school friend of mine suffered a brain haemorrhage in August 2019 as a result of a previously undetected acute Leukaemia. She was urgently admitted to the Intensive Care Unit in Charing Cross Hospital but died 25 days later without recovering consciousness.
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Fred & Arch
28:4829/07/2020
S2: Jim Hamilton - Saracens Squad Fallouts, Nights Out With Max Evans & Spooning Noel Edmonds & Live Speed Dating
On this episode we're joined by the legendary ex Scotland, Saracens, Edinburgh, Gloucester & Montpellier Lock Jim Hamilton, a man who is never short of controversy and has made quite the name for himself post retirement as 50% of the award winning Rugby Pod. We talk about his harsh upbringing in Coventry, his first memories of Goode'y (and his rig), his beef with Owen Farrell, his saracens memories, the loosest night of his career at the Monaco GP, his highs and lows of playing professional rugby, his love for the Clapham Falcons and much much more...
On the show we also discuss; Archies weekends escapades, his longing for the Gym to open, Archie's desperation for a wife now and hence enrols in some speed dating with some potential suitors via zoom, his top tips on what to invest in post corona, his upcoming holiday to the south of France and much more....
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We will be supporting two charities this season, the first being that of 'Move For Zoe', where fingers crossed we will be organising a touch rugby tournament, rig work out, team run or something along those lines on the 15th/16th August (lockdown allowing)- to raise money for this great cause. Zoë who was a great school friend of mine suffered a brain haemorrhage in August 2019 as a result of a previously undetected acute Leukaemia. She was urgently admitted to the Intensive Care Unit in Charing Cross Hospital but died 25 days later without recovering consciousness.
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Fred & Arch
46:1022/07/2020
S2: David Birtwistle & Sophie Milner - Embarrassing Fetishes, MILF's & Too Hot To Handle!
This week we're lucky enough to be joined by fellow Clapham resident; 'Too Hot To Handle' star David Birtwistle, where we are lucky enough to spend time with the - fitness coach, influencer, ex-england and wasps rugby academy player, podcaster, model etc etc - essentially he is what Archie dreams of becoming!
We discuss his rugby career, his love for Uni Rugby lash, how he got spotted by Netflix for 'Too Hot To Handle', his experience on the show, how his life has changed, his love for Clapham, his respect for Archie in all medians of life, working out with friend of the show Alex Marks aka The Batchelor, becoming famous, fans dirty messages, videos and requests (including one referencing an un-lubricated entrance point), dating on apps, plans for the future, possible collaborations going forth and much more.
We're also thrilled as ever to be joined by great friend of the show in Sophie Milner who has come on to listen to what's unfolded since we last spoke. We discuss what went wrong with 'The Lioness' Lottie Lion, his failed walking/running dates on the common, his attempts to be allowed on the celebrity dating app 'Raya' after Burns'y said he would invite him and most importantly/appallingly/entertainingly we hear in minute detail about his weekends date with Gloria the mid 40's mother of two. Sophie also lends us her most embarrassing sexual experience in the boudoir.
Also on the show we analyse a listeners most embarrassing sexual tail, an angry old rant about Dolly Alderton's comments on Clapham, the pros of the pedestrianisation of the Northcote road, boxing on the common, Archie's favourite cocktail recipe and much much more.....
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We will be supporting two charities this season, the first being that of 'Move For Zoe', where fingers crossed we will be organising a touch rugby tournament, rig work out, team run or something along those lines on the 15th/16th August (lockdown allowing)- to raise money for this great cause. Zoë who was a great school friend of mine suffered a brain haemorrhage in August 2019 as a result of a previously undetected acute Leukaemia. She was urgently admitted to the Intensive Care Unit in Charing Cross Hospital but died 25 days later without recovering consciousness.
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Fred & Arch
49:1115/07/2020
S2: Chris 'Chatshaw' Robshaw - World Cup Regrets, Lockdown Lash & Naked Snapchats!
The Rig Biz is back and Archie is still feeling absolutely shocking after one of the heaviest weekends he can remember to Celebrate the end of 'Lockdown Lash.'
Our guest on the show is Ex-England Captain - Chris 'Chatshaw' Robshaw which gave us the perfect excuse to engage in a prolonged banter off between 2 of rugbys greats and famous sons of Clapham. We discuss: Robshaw’s love of Clapham, performing at the O2 with Take That, Infernos Karaoke, his upcoming move to San Diego, highs and lows of captaining England, hockey boys, Putney, Joe Marlers thoughts on Archie, the 2015 World Cup, BBQ endorsements, managing Haskell, loose teammates, Caresy on a night out, Margot Robbie, a possible end of season contract at Quins for Archie and much much more......
We also hear about; the ridiculous and somewhat over the top unfoldings to take place to Archie over the weekend, a possible new lady in his life, ‘the triangle of terror’ in Clapham, his return to 'The Ned', his analysis of a listeners girlfriend sending ‘naughty pics’ on snapchat, a possible new music career and much much more madness as expected.....
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We will be supporting two charities this season, the first being that of 'Move For Zoe', where fingers crossed we will be organising a touch rugby tournament, rig work out, team run or something along those lines on the 15th/16th August (lockdown allowing)- to raise money for this great cause. Zoë who was a great school friend of mine suffered a brain haemorrhage in August 2019 as a result of a previously undetected acute Leukaemia. She was urgently admitted to the Intensive Care Unit in Charing Cross Hospital but died 25 days later without recovering consciousness.
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Fred & Arch
49:1808/07/2020
S2: Freddie Burns - Boring Teammates, Brotherly Punch-ups & B***ard Head Coaches + Falcons Head Coach Revealed
This week we’ve found a fly-half who is more outspoken, more talented and better on the lash, than our very own 'Magician/CCO' in; Ex Bath, Gloucester & Leicester legend - Mr Freddie Burns.
He doesn’t hold back at all in our interview with him, giving an insight on everything from his overriding hatred for Bath head coach Stuart Hooper to his unbearably heavy nights out with everyone from the England team to his brother Billy in Belfast. We discuss; his frustrations at Bath, his move to Japan, his new model girlfriend, Clapham life, Bath nights out, his best England memories, #yogagate, punch ups with his brother, his ‘boring’ England teammates, his loosest nights out, plans for the future, demonstrates his love for Karaoke and a lot more…..
Also on the show; Archie can’t f***ing wait for the pubs to open up this weekend and lays out his plans, the new head coach of the clapham falcons joins us to discuss pre-season, we read out some applicants for a date with Archie, Archie puts out a plea to Ollie Pope to get him back into a flat share and comes up with an idea for his celebration for the upcoming test series, we hear Archies plans to cause mischief in The Ned next week, and much much more….
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We will be supporting two charities this season, the first being that of 'Move For Zoe', where fingers crossed we will be organising a touch rugby tournament, rig work out, team run or something along those lines on the 15th/16th August (lockdown allowing)- to raise money for this great cause. Zoë who was a great school friend of mine suffered a brain haemorrhage in August 2019 as a result of a previously undetected acute Leukaemia. She was urgently admitted to the Intensive Care Unit in Charing Cross Hospital but died 25 days later without recovering consciousness.
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Fred & Arch
50:2701/07/2020
S2: James Smith PT - C***s, Chassis's & Clapham + Archie's Elite Dating Agency Interview
This week we're lucky enough to be joined by the most famous personal trainer in the world, and the fastest selling author of 2020 in; James Smith. He's known as the Gordon Ramsay of the fitness world and doesn't hold back at all during our chat. We discuss; Joe Wicks (being a c***), Making Clapham Great Again, Sydney nights out, Australian men being the most boring people in the world, illegal drug usage at a festival, his past semi-professional rugby career, misbehaving on aeroplanes, success of his book, plans for the future and of course we organise a clapham night out together plus much more....
Also on the show; Archie has his interview for the most illustrious high end private dating agency in London post a realisation about Lottie Lion, we analyse a listeners cheating story, discuss turf wars, fathers day, Archie's birthday, the chassis monsters, lash plans and much more......
Also on the show, in a bonus feature is ex Bath/Scarlets winger Kristian Phillips, who is the new S&C coach for The Clapham Falcons, who's setting out you all a task to tighten up the chassis now normality is starting to return!
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Fred & Arch
58:0024/06/2020
S2: Paul Doran-Jones - Inferno's Bust Ups, Stag Do's & Vegas Lash - Archie's Estate Agent Enquiries - Jack Wills's Lawyers Attack
We're back for episode 2 and it's been an incredibly busy week in the life of Archie Curzon, we find out about; working out with Anthony Watson, Jonathan Davies & Rhys Priestland and Archies insistence in staying fit doing TRXs as he has a feeling that he may be asked to join a pro club to help them when the premier league season resumes.
We get an update on Barkley and Curzon's property venture, Archie also lets us know the latest on developments about his initial plans pre lockdown to move in with Popey and lets us know if and why they've changed. The Magician is of course massively getting ahead of himself as always and is now looking to acquire a house (with a swimming pool & gym/study) in Clapham - we're lucky enough to be privy to his calls that he recorded with 3 estate agencies, as he tries to organise this. We also get an update on his Hinge escapades including a lady he’s been talking to with ‘a-sensational Chass’ and a wonderful rant about why 'Polo in the Park' is in the top 3 lash events of the year. We additionally hear from one of our listeners about his best rugby night out, but Archie gets angry with the details in the story and kicks off!
We also have a legal run in with Jack Wills which may have damaging effects that could possibly bring an end to the podcast!
Our guest on the show today is ex England international & Leinster, Wasps, Gloucester, Quins, Northampton Saints forward Paul Doran-Jones, now a completely different man with a wonderful chass, delightful faux lid and 50% of a celebrity power couple.
With Dozza we discuss; school memories misbehaving with best mate Haskell at Wellington, that infamous homemade sex tape #amateurfilmgate, lockdown lids, getting chucked out of Infernos after a tussle with a mutant bouncer, Hasks ‘revolving door of ladies’, BLT’s (Big, Leaned & Tanned), Rig Juice, ‘the book of banter’, Dozza’s Stag, Haskells best-man speech, Dozza’s perfect first date in Clapham, the local Thai ladyboy, wanting to reconnect with Ugo Monte, Getting a #elite tattoo In Las Vegas with - Ugo, Caresy, Jordan Turner-Hall etc and much more....
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Come and join The Change Foundation for a virtual wine tasting in partnership with Pinkster Gin on Thursday 2nd July at 7pm.
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*Once you secure your gin tasting kit, you will receive an email from Give As You Live requesting your home address, please do ensure you respond to this email otherwise we are unable to deliver your gin tasting kit.*
Gin tasting experience includes:
· A gin tasting kit for two containing 5 miniatures of Pinkster Gins together with tonics and extra bits and pieces
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· A discount code giving 10% off any purchases in the week after the event
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· Tasting video will be on Pinkster Gin Facebook from 7pm with the Q&A starting at 8pm https://www.facebook.com/PinksterGin
Pinkster’s Gin has put together an exclusive deal for those who wish to purchase more than one kit!
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The cut-off date to purchase and sign up for our virtual gin tasting event is the 23rd June, this is to ensure that everyone receives their gin package in time.
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We will be supporting two charities this season, the first being that of 'Move For Zoe', where fingers crossed we will be organising a touch rugby tournament, rig work out, team run or something along those lines on the 15th/16th August (lockdown allowing)- to raise money for this great cause. Zoë who was a great school friend of mine suffered a brain haemorrhage in August 2019 as a result of a previously undetected acute Leukaemia. She was urgently admitted to the Intensive Care Unit in Charing Cross Hospital but died 25 days later without recovering consciousness.
Please check out the charity below and support generously
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Fred & Arch
52:5717/06/2020
S2: Lottie Lion - Archie's Search For A Wife Begins & Dating Guru Sophie Milner
Having spent 3 months alone in isolation in Clapham, Archie has decided that he needs to find himself a wife and hence has given himself the somewhat ridiculous challenge, of trying to secure a wife over the next 10 weeks.
Therefore we're joined by; dating guru/influencer/model extraordinaire Sophie Milner to help guide Archie through the do's and don'ts of modern day dating in Clapham. We discuss; Hinge, mirror selfies, LinkedIn messaging, How to get girls to swipe right, best Clapham date spots, how best to deceive ladies on your profile, F*** boys, gym dates, how to find out if your possible future girlfriends family are rich in a tasteful manner, credit ratings, splitting the bill and a lot more.
We also have a story sent in by one of our listeners who describes to us his worst ever first date and we try and see if we can learn from it and also find any positives in the mess.
Our main guest on this podcast is the always; wonderful, outspoken, self titled ‘female Archie Curzon’ to discuss all assets covering AAA-BBB-CCC - and it seems Archie is taking Somewhat of a shining to her.
We discuss - a shock public school revelation, puberty, spin the bottle, the interview process for the apprentice, Archie 's considerations to audition for the next series, date nights at No.32, arguments, fights and fallouts on the apprentice, Lottie’s bad press, her affair on the show with Lewis, breaking her contract with the BBC, weekends in the Algarve, the connection between golf and success in the city, a Jack Wills feud, dating celebrities, #netballgirlgate, a possible future double date, Kings Road brunches, Lottie’s cosmetic surgery plans, her ideal first date, being spontaneous, and much more.
We also look forward to next week where we’re joined by rugby legend Paul Dorran Jones and we almost manage to get through a whole episode without a possible law suit from Jack Wills.
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We will be supporting two charities this season, the first being that of 'Move For Zoe', where fingers crossed we will be organising a touch rugby tournament, rig work out, team run or something along those lines on the 15th/16th August (lockdown allowing)- to raise money for this great cause. Zoë who was a great school friend of mine suffered a brain haemorrhage in August 2019 as a result of a previously undetected acute Leukaemia. She was urgently admitted to the Intensive Care Unit in Charing Cross Hospital but died 25 days later without recovering consciousness.
Please check out the charity below and support generously
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Fred & Arch
59:4010/06/2020
S2: The Rig Biz - Series 2 Trailer - The Return of 'The Rig Biz' featuring Nick Heath #LifeCommentary
After three months in isolation/quarantine the boys are back brimming with banter and are ready to part their wisdom on all those who are looking to better themselves post lockdown and take advantage of these crazy times we're living in.
Archie was alone for three months in his flat in Clapham and experienced a whole host of highs and lows, but most importantly has come to the realisation that there are some huge changes in his life he wants to make. One in particular that may change the course of his life forevermore. Also featuring in this episode is the incredible @nickheathsport who has warmed the hearts and souls of the nation during lockdown by creating his must watch viral #LifeCommentary videos.
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Until we see you next week properly - stay safe and remember when in doubt shout it out 'AAA - BBB - CCC'.
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Freddy & Archie
06:5403/06/2020
S1: 'Banterlation Special' with James Haskell - Archbishop of Banterbury Vs CCO of Chat
We have listened to the thousands of you who have been messaging Archie non stop asking for a morale boost during these uncertain times, in fact we have gone one better, and got the Archbishop of Banterbury for an epic banter off with The CCO of Chat.
In this 'Banterlation Special', we set the two kings of banter lose on one another, to see who reigns supreme....
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Finally, the incredible book Archie was talking about - 'Fringes - Life on the Edge of Professional Rugby' can be purchased here - https://www.amazon.co.uk/Fringes-Life-Edge-Professional-Rugby/dp/1711795534
We will be back very shortly with season two, where we already have some incredible guests lined up.
Until then please keep - sharing, commenting, rating, loving and bantering...
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52:3012/04/2020
S1: Nick 'Benders' Abendanon Reunion - Archies Quins Bailout - End Of Season Awards
For our season finale we're joined by Archie's 'best friend in the world' in Nick 'Benders Abendanon.
The lads discuss; childhood memories, playing rugger together at school, Benders huge world cup night out with Barkley, Archie's impact on his career, plans for the future, life in France, loosest teammates, latest on the rumours about him joining The Clapham Falcons next season, ex girlfriends, impact of the podcast overseas and much more...
Doing our best to avoid discussing Covid 19, we have used the last podcast in our first series as an opportunity to give out awards to our guests who have graced the show - from best chat to best lid to MVP and much more.
Archie also gives listeners reasons to be positive during this pandemic shut down and details how to make the most out of your new regime of working from home. We also hear about his plans on helping the elderly and also his plan to offer a lifeline to the Harlequins Squad who have just had to accept a 20% pay cut.
We will be back soon with a couple of specials so in the mean time - keep sharing, commenting and spreading the word about the pod, also please support the great causes and brands below;
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Van Velze & Smith Exclusive Offer - https://www.vvsleather.co.uk/
Van Velze & Smith are giving listeners to the podcast an incredible deal whereby if you purchase a pair of their incredibly stunning bespoke shoes, they will give you a free belt of your choosing (worth £45)! Archies wearing them constantly now and hasn’t stopped converting since he first donned them both in the city and in clapham.
All you have to do is add the code - The Rig Biz Podcast - into the discount code section when you check out and you will get this incredible deal..
Boot4Boot Campaign - VVS will be sending a pair of rugby boots to South African children, currently being forced to play barefoot for every pair of boots bought, an incredible initiative and one we should all get behind.
Rex Club - Clapham Falcons Caps - https://www.rexclub.co.uk/product/clapham-falcons/
Clapham Falcons are recruiting - to join the team get involved via the link above.
Tom May - London Loop Challenge - https://uk.virginmoneygiving.com/TomMay150
Please support friend of the show Tom May’s incredible challenge to run 150 miles around London - 6 Marathons in 6 Days - an incredible challenge and raising money for truly wonderful causes - get behind him!
45:2225/03/2020
S1: David 'Flats' Flatman Interview - Archie’s Corona Conspiracy – Arrested In Infernos
Our guest on the podcast today is David 'Flats' Flatman who since his retirement has grown to be one of the most respected and lauded pundits, not only in Rugby but across all sporting disciplines, being nominated for countless awards, along the way.
We discuss; playing school boy rugby with Sheridan, Disagreements with Clive Woodward, Missing out on 2003 world cup selection, Possible Property deals, being the face of channel 5 rugby, Barbecue Wars, Props being useless at converting on nights out, an old teammate abusing steroids, his loosest team mate, an arrest in infernos and much more….
In the podcast we also discuss; Archie’s corona conspiracy, how is world is falling apart, working from home, possible new deals, betting problems, closure of infernos, our dating section is back with a new couple being introduced, we hear about new AC investments in the health and fitness market, growth of sex toys, end of the ned and much more…
Van Velze & Smith Exclusive Offer - https://www.vvsleather.co.uk/
Van Velze & Smith are giving listeners to the podcast an incredible deal whereby if you purchase a pair of their incredibly stunning bespoke shoes, they will give you a free belt of your choosing (worth £45)! Archies wearing them constantly now and hasn’t stopped converting since he first donned them both in the city and in clapham.
All you have to do is add the code - The Rig Biz Podcast - into the discount code section when you check out and you will get this incredible deal..
Boot4Boot Campaign - VVS will be sending a pair of rugby boots to South African children, currently being forced to play barefoot for every pair of boots bought, an incredible initiative and one we should all get behind.
Rex Club - Clapham Falcons Caps - https://www.rexclub.co.uk/product/clapham-falcons/
Clapham Falcons are recruiting - to join the team get involved via the link above.
Tom May - London Loop Challenge - https://uk.virginmoneygiving.com/TomMay150
Please support friend of the show Tom May’s incredible challenge to run 150 miles around London - 6 Marathons in 6 Days - an incredible challenge and raising money for truly wonderful causes - get behind him!
28:1018/03/2020
S1: Jack Clifford - Archie's Twickers Day Out - Coronavirus Advice
Today you join us on the battlefield, where two self proclaimed 'Kings Of Infernos' come face to face and stake their claim to be the rightful ruler.
Jack Clifford guided the England Under20s to World Cup glory a couple of years ago before breaking into the England Team of late and being part of their victorious 2016 Six Nations Championship winning side.
We discuss; student nights out at MNG, leading England to world cup glory, the night out which followed, loose teammates, Rig Biz, who reigns supreme at Infernos, Clifford's inability to get in a round for his teammates, future plans, business opportunities and much more...
We also discuss on the podcast; Archies dangerously big client day out at Twickers, Coronavirus, Stockpiling, Six Nations review, Marler's ball fondling incident, we seek to find a bachelor for Kate, investment advice, new AC Ltd product launches, listeners shoutouts and a whole host of weird and wonderful things in-between...
Van Velze & Smith Exclusive Offer - https://www.vvsleather.co.uk/
Van Velze & Smith are giving listeners to the podcast an incredible deal whereby if you purchase a pair of their incredibly stunning bespoke shoes, they will give you a free belt of your choosing (worth £45)! Archies wearing them constantly now and hasn’t stopped converting since he first donned them both in the city and in clapham.
All you have to do is add the code - The Rig Biz Podcast - into the discount code section when you check out and you will get this incredible deal..
Boot4Boot Campaign - VVS will be sending a pair of rugby boots to South African children, currently being forced to play barefoot for every pair of boots bought, an incredible initiative and one we should all get behind.
Rex Club - Clapham Falcons Caps - https://www.rexclub.co.uk/product/clapham-falcons/
Clapham Falcons are recruiting - to join the team get involved via the link above.
Tom May - London Loop Challenge - https://uk.virginmoneygiving.com/TomMay150
Please support friend of the show Tom May’s incredible challenge to run 150 miles around London - 6 Marathons in 6 Days - an incredible challenge and raising money for truly wonderful causes - get behind him!
26:5911/03/2020
S1: Rhys Priestland Interview - Blazers World Record - Win A Date With Kate
In this episode we’re joined by the legendary Welsh fly-half Rhys Priestland to discuss his incredible career to date both on and off the field.
We discuss; a possible return to the Wales squad, importance of looking after the rig, preview the Wales vs England game, Rhys’s big night out at Infernos, the difference between English & Welsh team nights out, Welsh ladies, his teammate with the best chat, Chubbys Tours, City Internships, his career highs and lows, plans for the future, trick to running the line and much more…..
Also in this episode; Blazers attempts a Guinness World Record, Archie has a new housemate, we analyse the Clapham Falcons match vs Tottenham Titans, we hear about one of the biggest nights out Clapham has ever seen, does Blazers have a new girlfriend?, a new product launch from AC Ltd, the first instalment of ‘The Rig Biz Matchmaking Service’, listeners shout outs, Six Nations preview and much more…..
Van Velze & Smith Exclusive Offer - https://www.vvsleather.co.uk/
Van Velze & Smith are giving listeners to the podcast an incredible deal whereby if you purchase a pair of their incredibly stunning bespoke shoes, they will give you a free belt of your choosing (worth £45)! Archies wearing them constantly now and hasn’t stopped converting since he first donned them both in the city and in clapham.
All you have to do is add the code - The Rig Biz Podcast - into the discount code section when you check out and you will get this incredible deal..
Boot4Boot Campaign - VVS will be sending a pair of rugby boots to South African children, currently being forced to play barefoot for every pair of boots bought, an incredible initiative and one we should all get behind.
Rex Club - Clapham Falcons Caps - https://www.rexclub.co.uk/product/clapham-falcons/
Clapham Falcons are recruiting - to join the team get involved via the link above.
Tom May - London Loop Challenge - https://uk.virginmoneygiving.com/TomMay150
Please support friend of the show Tom May’s incredible challenge to run 150 miles around London - 6 Marathons in 6 Days - an incredible challenge and raising money for truly wonderful causes - get behind him!
30:3204/03/2020
S1: Tom May Interview - Blazers Pod Debut - Nights out with Sonny Bill
Today we’re joined by the original ‘utility back’ in ex-England international Tom May, and are also luckily enough to be graced with the presence of a Clapham Falcons 'Hall of Famer' in - Oliver ‘Blazers’ Blazenby.
With 'Maysy' we discuss playing alongside Sonny Bill Williams at Toulon, Geordie nights out, French Police run ins, his infamous lid, Infernos, his England debut alongside Danny Care, his mammoth ‘London Loop’ charity challenge, future joint investments, his loosest teammate and much more…
Blazers has moved in with his best friend Archie after a tumultuous week and joins us to discuss the trials and tribulations of being a 6/7 in semi-pro rugby.
We also analyse the Six Nations clashes over the weekend, a big Sunday on the lash at The Ship, Farrell vs Farrell, university ruggers, Archie’s gap year, Investing in AC limited, dressing to convert, listeners shout outs, listeners competition and much more….
Since retirement Tom May is now a respected pundit across television and radio and is currently in the final stages of preparation for his mammoth charity challenge, where he’s going to run ‘The London Loop’ – which is a 150 miles circuit broken down into 6 marathons over 6 days to raise funds for the Teenage Cancer Trust & Motor Neurone Disease.
Please donate and support Tom May’s incredible challenge here - https://uk.virginmoneygiving.com/fundraiser-display/showROFundraiserPage?userUrl=TomMay150&pageUrl=1
32:5326/02/2020
S1: Danny Care Interview - Valentine's Day - Chopsy's 30th Birthday Party
Today we're joined by the legendary Danny Care, England's second most capped scrum half of all time.
He's a 3 time Six Nations Champion, Premiership champion, Commonwealth Silver medalist yet most importantly a man who's managed to maintain an impeccable lid and rig throughout his career.
He takes us through his career highs and lows including; missing out on World Cup selection, his upbringing at a state school in Leeds, playing football for Sheffield Wednesday's Academy, nights out at Infernos with the Quins, memories of the international sevens circuit, Premiership title party, Robshaw's Lid, what Cipriani's like on a night out and much more...
In the podcast we also discuss Archie's valentines day celebrations, Chopsy's big birthday night out in Fulham, Clapham Falcons result vs The Met Police, Toffee Dating App, Bojo's cabinet reshuffle, Listeners shout outs and a whole host more.
If you enjoy the podcast please subscribe, comment, rate and share with all you know!
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34:0919/02/2020
S1: Ollie Pope Interview - Six Nations - Coronavirus - Philip Schofield
Today we're joined by the most exciting prospect in world cricket & fellow Clapham resident in Mr Ollie Pope.
We talk - England Cricket, Tour Life, meeting me in a urinal, Championship celebrations, his top tips for places to go to in clapham, nights out, KP, his rugby days, moving in with Archie, investment advice and much more....
We also discuss in the podcast; Archies advice for the 'art of the handshake', his reaction to that Jack Wills email, Ellis Genge's Interview, Coronoavirus, Philip Schofield, team meetings in the gym, a property progess report with Ollie Barkley, his callout to Andy Farrell, future plans in Dubai, the best place for day dates in Clapham, Archie's redesign of HS2, listeners call outs and much more...
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33:4712/02/2020