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The Horny Housewife is the couples locker room talk, take notes. Your host Jordyn Hakes is raw, unfiltered and a bit salacious, discussing all things sex, the realities of marriage, & answering YOUR burning questions while always protecting anonymity. From dating your spouse, mismatched libidos, the male g-spot, backdoor entry, how-to’s for both men and women, no topic is off limits. Buckle up freaky fam I'm mentioning it all, tune in to learn how to be better in bed, more intentional in your relationships, and explore the unknown. Join me every Monday for some guaranteed laughs, no sugarcoating, sexy tips, story times and the occasional jaw dropping listener question.
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EP 21- Only Fans Vs. Porn
Hi yall! Im back and this time were talking about the difference (from a woman/wifes perspective) of only fans vs porn. Is there a definite line or is it too grey? Is only fans the virtual reality of porn where its too close to home (maybe literally)? Engaging with who you are beating off too (and paying $$), vs the novelty of watching (Free) porn. What's too much, is it really harmful? What is considered cheating? Should it be or not? Im talking about what being a "cool wife" thats trying to be something she's not, vs being realistic and not being insecure about it. Although this may be controversial it's my own opinion and experience I am sharing and I appreciate and respect everyone who listens! VEGAS PIC (intro story of this episode) WILL BE ON MY IG STORIES @thehornyhousewifepodcast--
33:5629/03/2021
EP 20- Sex Killerz and the "AAA"
Hey horny b's. Were going over the triple A's this week and they are guarantee to get you laid. I start the episode briefly answering a listener question on what to do while riding your partner, and then go straight into real talk of what is killing the vibe in your relationship. The four horsemen of cockblocking (projecting, kids, resentment, and stress) are REALLLLL and we all know getting laid is better than not, so what we are gunna do about it??!! I got your back; the triple A's come to resolve these un avoidable cockblocks of life and with a little intention you'll have their pants off in no time. Listen up ladies and gents; if your craving it GO GET IT!--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-horny-housewife/support
43:1122/03/2021
Ep 19- HOTT OR NOT
I asked the men indeed did answer!! From your keyboard out my mouth I tell the ladies what you men said was the HOTTEST to do in the sac, and then what was....on the contrary. Ball grabbing was the most controversial one listed that we didn't deep dive into, but Ill let you just ask your man yourself how he likes his balls treated. Maybe we will actually have a whole balls episode. (we will)......Until then enjoy the guys letting us know what sexy and whats making their dick limp.--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-horny-housewife/support
28:5215/03/2021
Ep 18- Roasting a F*ckboy.
HIIIIIIIII this horny housewife missed y'all!!!! I have tea to spill, bridges to burn and bitches to stand up for!!! This week, she (me) is savage mode ripping a fuck boy a new one? Okay honestly I went light on the guy, I just had to tell you why my episodes late, why its not what you expected and I HAVE GOOD REASON! JUSTICE FOR MONICA!--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-horny-housewife/support
31:5210/03/2021
Ep 17- The Worst Thing I Have Ever Done
OH BOY! Please be kind in your judgments, because this week I have TWO story times for you where I gotta get RAW AND REAL. One is about an man who wants a toolbox up his ass, and another is me being a cringe gotta go girlfriend. Im talking all things emasculating. Society says be a baddie, but where is the line? Why do we need to stroke guys egos..and how? I got you girl. If you are thinking why the hell would I need to do that..I may or may not have a convincing enough answer. Ladies respect him as the HEAD of the household and be the neck bitch. Being respectful is going to get you wayyyy further in the wife life if you feel me; plus do you really want him to secretly hate your guts?--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-horny-housewife/support
53:2201/03/2021
Ep 16- Snoop Beezy
This week I'm talking about invading your man, (or womans) privacy. Its 2020 and we can't deny what the times have brought to the table, and behind the scenes. What should the terms be when married; whats going too far? Whats "crazy". How to decipher between realistic reasons to pry, or to shut the hell up and have sex with him instead. (thats more fun most of the time). For those who are IN NEED of some tips to expose a p-i-g-g-y in their life I got ur back too;)
31:1722/02/2021
Ep 15- The men ask, the horny housewife answers.
Your men are asking questions that they are too scared to ask you gf, and I'm hear to tell them the truth. From rim jobs, to your PH balance, and the ever common story of a horny husband wanting his uninterested wife. These men truly want to know. Im here to give an answer! THANKS to all the guys that sent DM's asking questions!
43:1818/02/2021
Ep 14- The Original F*ckboy
A little update from me about my v-day EPIC FAIL. This episode I reminisce on my ex's and one in particular who made me the Jordy I am today. Thank you Shmevin. Okay well they all led me here, but this one really taught me the tricks of the trade & how to embrace MY INNER FUCK GIRL. Also I FORGOT to mention in this episode; I totes caught him spanking the monkey with gradual self tanner lotion and it was hilarious. Orange palms and all. xoxo--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-horny-housewife/supportSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewife)
49:0015/02/2021
Ep 13- Will You Be My SLUTTY Valentineeeee?
It's almost Valentines Day horn dogs, and Im bringing you an EXTRA episode this week letting you know what the hell to DO, men I'm telling you what to get your b*tch and how to not f*ck it up. Ladies I'm telling you how to not being a boring ass beezy. Lets zest this holiday up, and if you are running out of time I have a back up plan. (march 14th is steak and BJ day we have redemption) --
27:4311/02/2021
Ep 12- "The Big O"
O is for Orgasm duh. Briefly talking about why we need to get off, and heavily talking about how we get off. From solo action, to anal orgasms; I cover the spectrum. Going over "ten facts about orgasms", breaking stigmas of who has the higher sex drive, and acknowledging that we DEF do not get off everytime (to the gentlemen its not your fault; I promise we still love it.)---
35:5509/02/2021
Ep 11 -STORYTIME; my (hellish) prom, and why I slightly feel sorry for myself.
not one embarrassing prom story but TWO. ones is much more worse than the other, and no one got laid. So all in all V SAD. ---
47:5704/02/2021
EP 10- Breaking a sexual cycle+I AM SEXY AFFIRMATIONS
Todays episode is for the ladies; we talk about the sexual cycle of avoidance, and the ways to change perspective. At the 14:40 a sexy rampage begins reminding you of the bitch you ARE, and/or ARE GOING TO BE! I promise you, you feel like the goddess you are after this one=)
20:3802/02/2021
Ep 9-Be a baddie BJ giver.
Tap into your nasty self, and lets talk BJ tips tricks positions. Oh and theres a variety "finish" him off methods I share. Drain the toxic juice from your man and be a good girl=). XOXO--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-horny-housewife/support
23:1429/01/2021
Ep 8-"Lessons of my youth. (I got my hair pulled)"
oh to be young and dumb. One girls(me)journey to learning girl code; A little privileged baby (me) finds her way into some trouble bc she hasn't learned how to save her lust for the single boys. The musicians really got to her.(me) I might of forgot to say the ending, he ended a looo-sirrrrrr so I guess I won? --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-horny-housewife/support
25:4326/01/2021
Ep 7- HOW TO; Sexting, Dirty Talk, FT sex
HEY YALL I'm covering the basics of sexting 101 (examples are provided at the end ;) )We talk "Talking dirty" statistics, some self pleasure for your man to eye & last but not least, how to talk like a nasty badass bitch, aka a very good wife indeed. SPICE IT UP BABY.--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-horny-housewife/support
26:5920/01/2021
Ep 6- My therapist ghosted and covid sex sucks.
For the first time in the history of ever my therapist is ghosting me vs me ghosting them?! What is this sorcery?! This episode is a Story time about how my current therapist is now my ex therapist. A look into my new journey microdosing mushrooms; why covid sex is snooze and why you should mix it up! Also you'll find out the longest Iv ever gone without sex EVER. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-horny-housewife/support
27:3618/01/2021
Ep 5-Embarrassing Sex Stories; AKA Exposing Myself.
I start with losing my V-Card that one just hurt my feel feels, then we get to me not wiping good enough/properly, then we cover bodily fluids, annoying clingy mother f*ckers, and lastly a couple situations of being really REALLY inconsiderate of others. DON'T JUDGE ME bc I'm basically a saint now.--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-horny-housewife/support
37:4511/01/2021
Ep 4-How to NOT get cheated on?
From perspective of the cheat-ER, the cheat-ED, and the cheat-EE. Why do men and women do it? The serial cheater vs. non -cheater (or mistake maker) this isn't about what you do after this is about avoiding it all together. Drain his main vain ladies.--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-horny-housewife/support
30:5205/01/2021
Ep 3-DaDa issue?
Jordy got a little emo this episode; forgive her for shell be back to her vibrant horn dog self next time. This episode we cover how we are viewing men, is it fair? How did it shape us? Are we carrying into every relationship, I don't have the answers but here to ask the questions;) Time to let go of any misunderstandings and know your a baddie regardless if (biological, not sugar) daddy told you that or not! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-horny-housewife/supportSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewife)
22:5205/01/2021
Ep 2-Bootylicious
From Anal Sex to IBS. Im here giving you the "deep dive", ew, (briefly) into all things booty play. Get ready to blush.--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-horny-housewife/support
23:0628/12/2020
Ep 1-Dear Horny Bitches;
Has the pandemic got you in your granny panties 247?, get that thong out and be a slut! Intro to The Horny Housewife podcast! Tips and tricks to get in the right headspace to get your ass laid, We gotta do what we gotta do ladies!--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-horny-housewife/support
23:4623/12/2020