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Jordyn Hakes | Pleasure Podcasts
The Horny Housewife is the couples locker room talk, take notes. Your host Jordyn Hakes is raw, unfiltered and a bit salacious, discussing all things sex, the realities of marriage, & answering YOUR burning questions while always protecting anonymity. From dating your spouse, mismatched libidos, the male g-spot, backdoor entry, how-to’s for both men and women, no topic is off limits. Buckle up freaky fam I'm mentioning it all, tune in to learn how to be better in bed, more intentional in your relationships, and explore the unknown. Join me every Monday for some guaranteed laughs, no sugarcoating, sexy tips, story times and the occasional jaw dropping listener question. JOIN THE PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcast FOLLOW ME IG- @thehornyhousewifepodcast Tik Tok @thehornyhousewifepodcast CONFESS/REQUEST *anon* www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com. // Advertising/Business Inquiries : [email protected] The Horny Housewife is a proud member of Pleasure Podcasts, a podcast network revolutionizing the conversation around sex and relationships.
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166- scheduling sex is sexy, navigating resentment in marriage, and how to not be boring in bed ft. Dana B. Meyers

166- scheduling sex is sexy, navigating resentment in marriage, and how to not be boring in bed ft. Dana B. Meyers

Today I am joined with Dana B. Meyers; founder of Booty Parlor, author and voice of sexual empowerment discussing how she keeps her marriage of 19 years passionate, fun and sex filled. We chatted navigating resentments, asking for what you need and feeling good in your skin so you can actually enjoy sex! Keep the pussy alive ladies! She gives us her tips on scheduling sex and how its is actually a super sexy thing. She shares why she thinks she is having the best sex so far in her marriage and how she got to that point. Tune in for that & more! Todays listener questions include a 29 year old male who post breakup is struggling perform...is it mindset or an actual physical issue? Another listener says the sex is good, but not amazing "every time"..is this just LTR/marriage..or should he be expecting the good good, passionate, hot heavy..more often?! Another thing..did you know that ejaculating and orgasming don't always happen simultaneously? To learn more about todays guest go to: http://www.bootyparlor.com/ Shop Glamour Puss use code "JORDYN20" Like audio erotica? Join the Patreon. EveryPlate: Get started with EveryPlate starting at just $1.49 per meal PLUS $1 steaks for life by going to EveryPlate dot com/podcast and entering code 49housewife. Subscription must be active to qualify and redeem $1 steak Beducated: Go to https://beducate.me/pd2403-jordyn and use code "Jordyn" to try Beducated FREE 24 hours + get 50% yearly subscription . BlueChew: Get your first month free *only pay $5 shipping) when you use code "housewife" at checkout at bluechew.com advertising: [email protected] IG: @_thehornyhousewifepodcast
01:09:1422/01/2024
165-  sex on my spouses terms, struggling to orgasm post divorce & storytime: I fell for my boss; the ultimate HR violation

165- sex on my spouses terms, struggling to orgasm post divorce & storytime: I fell for my boss; the ultimate HR violation

Being the high drive spouse comes with the familiar feeling of rejection. One man writes in and shares how sex seems to be on all on his wife's terms as he has a much higher drive. The sex isn't bad, but again her way, her time. Is he destined to fantasize about the pleasure he really wants to experience or can his circumstances change? Another listener admits that post divorce she has been unable to climax with a partner...she wonders if her anti-depressants are a factor, but the thing is...she can orgasm by her self. How does she conquer this issue? Is it mental? Physical? Both? Lastly a listener shares she has the hots for her boss; since Ive shared before my now husband at one time was my actual boss..I felt a little story time + my advice on what NOT to do was necessary. =) Tune in now! Want to "start a fire in your pants?!"..join the freaking PATREON. BlueChew: Get your first months supply FREE (only pay $5 shipping ) using code "HOUSEWIFE" at checkout! www.BlueChew.com Uberlube: Use code "HOUSEWIFE" to get 10% + free shipping on your purchase. www.Uberlube.com Ask me anything @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com advertising: [email protected] collabs: [email protected]
53:3315/01/2024
164- vanilla husbands, a virgins performance anxiety & 5 sex toys every vulva owner neeeeeds!

164- vanilla husbands, a virgins performance anxiety & 5 sex toys every vulva owner neeeeeds!

SEX TOYS MENTIONED IN TODAYS EP: Fun Factory Toys: VIM Wand (my fav) , Lady Bi Rabbit LoveHoney Toys (use code HOUSEWIFE10 to get discount at checkout!!): Magic Wand , Happy Rabbit, Womanizer, Indulge air suction/g-spot stim, We-Vibe Sync (C-Shape) Pinpoint stimulation: Lovense Hyphey Ask Anon @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com. Join the PATREON here. Follow me on social media @_thehornyhousewifepodcast EveryPlate: Get started with EveryPlate for just $1.49 per meal PLUS $1 steaks for life by going to www.EveryPlate.com/podcast and entering code 49housewife. Subscription must be active to qualify and redeem $1 steak. Beducated: Try Beducated 24 hours FREE + get 50% off yearly subscription using code 'JORDYN" at https://beducate.me/pd2401-jordyn BlueChew: Use code "Housewife" at checkout to get your first months supply FREE just pay shipping! ($5 flat!) Advertising: [email protected]
56:0908/01/2024
163- public roleplaying, a man who only orgasms solo, and the good/bad/ugly truth about p*rn.

163- public roleplaying, a man who only orgasms solo, and the good/bad/ugly truth about p*rn.

Todays topic is PORN! The pros, the cons, the reality of your relationship with porn and how it effects your LTR/marriage. Benefits of porn, and the darker side of porn....I am not shying away from either. The great debate; is porn actually addictive...does it even matter? What does matter then? I conclude the discussion with my opinion on only fans vs. porn. Todays listener questions consist of woman who desire to roleplay in the way depicted in "Four Christmas's"..can it really be done? Sometimes role play sounds so sexy..but feels so silly...my advice! Another man shares he can climax when masturbating, but not with his partner..in fact he has never nut with his fiance!..Is he doomed?!! Another man asks for vagina chaffing remedies...his wife loves a good beard ride, but the aftermath is'nt always pretty. CHEERS TO 2024- happy new year my amazing freaky fam<3 Join the Patreon! Need a product that hydrates the vulva- look no further than Glamour Puss! (use my code JORDYN20 for 20% off) Butter Wellness: Get 20% off the personal massager using code "HOUSEWIFE" at checkout. BlueChew: Get your first months supply free (only pay shipping) using code "HOUSEWIFE" at bluechew.com Uberlube: Use code "Housewife" at checkout to get 10% + FREE SHIPPING Shop my fav toys at: FUN FACTORY ( the VIM wand will rock your world! ) Always wanted a FLESHLIGHT ?! Get 10% your purchase using code "housewife10" here! Follow me on IG: @_thehornyhousewifepodcast
01:04:4301/01/2024
162-  reflecting on my marriage, shrunken ball play, travel sports affairs, and techniques for erotic mindfulness

162- reflecting on my marriage, shrunken ball play, travel sports affairs, and techniques for erotic mindfulness

Last EP of 2023!! Season 3 kicked ass and today I am recapping what I have learned in my own marriage this year. Todays listener questions include a wife who shares her husbands balls have shrunk due to TrT therapy; she wants any "small ball play" tips I may have. Another husband comes to me venting his wife of 20 years had an affair with the travel bball coach; it never turned physical but still was betrayal...does it throw in the towel or move forward. Lastly a 40 year girlfriend wants a different title; she and her new man of 3 years were both previously married and both never thought it would be in the cards again..but she changed her mind. She wants to know he belongs to her forever and ever...what is a girl to do. Todays topic is 'erotic mindfulness' a quickie lesson I took on Beducated.com; learn 2 techniques to get you more in tune with your body and emotions. Follow me on instagram: @_thehornyhousewifepodcast Join the PATREON. Uberlube: Get 10% off + FREE SHIPPING using code "housewife" at uberlube.com Beducated: Try 24 hours free all-access using code "JORDYN" as well as 40% a yearly subscription; go to https://beducate.me/pd2348-jordyn Microdose: To learn more about micro-dosing THC go to microdose.com and get 30% off your first order using code "housewife". For strain specific higher dose gummies click here. BlueChew: Get your first month supply FREE using code "housewife" at checkout; only pay $5 shipping. Advertising: [email protected]
01:09:1118/12/2023
161- swallowing, high drive women, tossing salad, and "feet freaks"

161- swallowing, high drive women, tossing salad, and "feet freaks"

Today Ive got some hot tips for the girlies struggling to swallow, the high drive spouses feeling rejected, and what to do when your husband wants to eat your ass. Todays topic of the hour; FEET. Feet love, adoration, fetish - I asked YOU and the listeners weighed in. Tune in now=) Popstar: Click the link to get their holiday deal of only $99 for a quarterly subscription! Uberlube: Use code "Housewife" at checkout to get 10% off + FREE SHIPPING on your order! Butter Wellness: Get 20% off your personal massager using code "housewife" at butterwellness.com Enjoy audio erotica?! Join the PATREON! Ask Anonymously at www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com
01:00:1911/12/2023
160- female blue balls, my wife's porn history, & reviving your sex life and leveling up your pleasure with Susan Bratton

160- female blue balls, my wife's porn history, & reviving your sex life and leveling up your pleasure with Susan Bratton

To learn more about todays guest go to www.susanbratton.com BlueChew: Get your first month free using code "Housewife" at checkout at bluechew.com Beducated: Try Beducated 24 hours FREE using code "Jordyn" at https://beducate.me/pd2346-jordyn + get 40% yearly subscription Advertising: [email protected] Email the host: [email protected] Follow me on IG: @_thehornyhousewifepodcast
01:13:2004/12/2023
159- husband needing porn to climax, my wife is lying about her past & the best way to give & receive cunnilingus

159- husband needing porn to climax, my wife is lying about her past & the best way to give & receive cunnilingus

Today's topic of the hour: eating pussy- tips for the givers AND receivers! Listener questions today include a wife venting about her man needing porn to achieve orgasm; it is to the point where he has to watch during intercourse, it is giving all the symptoms of porn addiction- where to go from here? Another husband shares his frustration after snooping and finding out his wife has lied about situations in her past; is this any of his business, is this betrayal on her part? Or his? Another husband is on the hung to upgrade his wife's vibrator- his wife likes something powerful...I have the perfect fit. Do you like audio erotica? Join the PATREON! The **Wands** I mentioned in todays EP: VIM WAND Magic Wand (use code "housewife" to get 15% off!) Fleshlight: Get 10% using code housewife10 at checkoutl Uberlube: Get 10% off + free shipping using code "housewife" at checkout @ uberlube.com PopStar: Go to https://www.popstarlabs.com/hornyhousewife to get a PopStar quarterly subscription for only $99! Follow me on IG :@_thehornyhousewifepodcast Advertising: [email protected] Email the host: [email protected]
55:5427/11/2023
158-seducing your wife, an interest in being pegged, lingerie lover and his algorithm is making me insecure.

158-seducing your wife, an interest in being pegged, lingerie lover and his algorithm is making me insecure.

It's me you and whole lotta listener questions buckle in=) Listen to audio erotica your new favorite foreplay on the patreon. Bluechew: Get your first months supply free using code "housewife" at checkout. Go to BlueChew.com Beducated: Level up your sex life!!! Try 24 hours FREE all access to 100's of courses going to Beducated.com and using code "JORDYN" or go to https://beducate.me/pd2344-jordyn code "Jordyn" will get you 60% off the yearly subscription as well!! Ask Anon at www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Follow me on IG: @_thehornyhousewifepodcast Advertising: [email protected]
45:2820/11/2023
157- initiating sex in your LTR, understanding your wife's desires, and discussing attachment styles with Dr. Alison Ash

157- initiating sex in your LTR, understanding your wife's desires, and discussing attachment styles with Dr. Alison Ash

Today I am joined with Dr. Alison Ash discussing "attachment styles" - to learn more about todays guest go to Turnon.love Like audio erotica? Join the PATREON. Butter Wellness: Get 20% the personal massager using code "housewife" at butterwellness.com Uberlube: Get 10% off plus free shipping with code "HOUSEWIFE" at checkout. POPSTAR: Go to popstarlabs.com and use code "HORNYHOUSEWIFE" to get 20% off plus free shipping on your first purchase. Microdose: To learn more about microdosing THC go to microdose.com use code "housewife" to get 30% plus free shipping on your first order. Shop Fleshlight: Get 10% off your purchase using code "housewife10" at checkout. Advertising: [email protected] Collabs: [email protected] ASK ANON : www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com
01:15:2813/11/2023
156- "normal" pussy smells, why she isn't climaxing from penetration, and inspiring her to initiate sex.

156- "normal" pussy smells, why she isn't climaxing from penetration, and inspiring her to initiate sex.

Join the Patreon HERE. BEDUCATED: Try 24 hours free; all access using code "JORDYN" or going to: https://beducate.me/pd2343-jordyn BLUECHEW: Get your first months supply FREE using code "HOUSEWIFE" at checkout at bluechew.com Ask Anonymously at www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Follow me on IG: @_thehornyhousewifepodcast Email the host/Collabs: [email protected] Advertising: [email protected]
48:3606/11/2023
Introducing: American Sex Podcast EP 170- Taboo BDSM Play

Introducing: American Sex Podcast EP 170- Taboo BDSM Play

Today, we’re sharing a preview of one of our favorite podcasts: American Sex. On a mission to change our dysfunctional relationship with shame & pleasure, hosts Sunny Megatron & Ken Melvoin-Berg tackle taboo topics with lighthearted humor & down-to-earth relatability. This clip is from episode 170 Taboo BDSM Play. In it, guest Mollena Williams-Haas discusses making sense of our darkest, deepest, most unspeakable kinky fantasies. 
12:4601/11/2023
155- the flaws in our spouses, your wife's moods, why your spouse can be the best sex and navigating seasons w/Lindsey Metselaar

155- the flaws in our spouses, your wife's moods, why your spouse can be the best sex and navigating seasons w/Lindsey Metselaar

ASK ANON at www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Like audio erotica? Join the Patreon! Learn more about todays guest at www.wemetatacme.com UBERLUBE: Get 10% off + FREE SHIPPING using code "housewife" at checkout. IROHA: Checkout the Iroha Mai and get 10% off your purchase using promo code "housewife" at freakyfam.com (click Iroha) advertising: [email protected] collabs: [email protected]
01:05:1630/10/2023
154-  spicing up missionary, dead bedrooms and no solutions & social media destroying marriages

154- spicing up missionary, dead bedrooms and no solutions & social media destroying marriages

Iroha Mai: Go to www.freakyfam.com and click "Iroha" to shop! Use my code " HOUSEWIFE" to get 10% off your order. Beducated: Use code "JORDYN" to get 24 hours free ALL ACCESS to 100's of courses+ 60% yearly subscription- go to:https://beducate.me/pd2342-jordyn MANSCAPED: Get 20% off+ free shipping using "housewife" at checkout! Advertising: [email protected] Collabs: [email protected] ASK ANON >> www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com
57:1723/10/2023
153- your S.O. phone password, low libido spouse with mental health issues & how to be in "the mood" MORE

153- your S.O. phone password, low libido spouse with mental health issues & how to be in "the mood" MORE

Do you know yours significant other Like audio erotica"? Join the Patreon! BLUECHEW: Get your first months supply FREE using code "housewife" at checkout! UBERLUBE: Use code "housewife" to get 10% off+ free shipping advertising: [email protected] collabs: [email protected]
45:3916/10/2023
152- owing your partner sex, golden showers galore, & asking your S.O to try mutual masturbation.

152- owing your partner sex, golden showers galore, & asking your S.O to try mutual masturbation.

Microdose: Get 30% off your first order+ FREE SHIPPING using code "housewife" at Micrdose.com Butter Wellness: Get 20% off your purchase using code "housewife" at checkout. Beducated: Go to https://beducate.me/pd2340-jordyn to try Beducated 24 hours FREE ALL ACCESS + 40% yearly subscription Ask ANON @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Join the Patreon here. Advertising : [email protected] email the host: [email protected]
01:01:1409/10/2023
151- best positions for pregnancy sex, awakening your pleasure centers, and co-creating sustainable hott sex with Dr. Alison Ash

151- best positions for pregnancy sex, awakening your pleasure centers, and co-creating sustainable hott sex with Dr. Alison Ash

Happy Monday- mommy is getting vulnerable! Todays listener questions include a husband who feels he didnt marry his true blue 'soul mate'- all is well, and he wants to stay together- but sometimes the longing for more hits and he wonders what to do. Another husband is searching for better pregnancy sex, which positions are ideal for his wife comfort wise? Also the 411 on pregnancy sex is always a good run-down. Today I am joined with Dr. Allison Ash (bio + info below) we are discussing the pressures couples put on themselves in the bedroom, discussing solution/steps to create opportunities for desire in your relationship. If you want hott sex, you have to be intentional and you can create long lasting sustainable good sex if you both are wiling! Tune in now=) Uberlube: Get 10% off + free shipping using code "housewife" at checkout! BlueChew: Use code "housewife" to get your first month supply free; just pay $5 shipping! Todays Guest: Dr. Allison Ash Dr. Alison Ash, aka Dr. Aly, is a trauma-informed intimacy coach and educator, Stanford University Lecturer, author, and founder of TurnON.love. As a sociologist with a PhD from Stanford, she has a comprehensive understanding of the complex societal challenges that often lead to unsatisfying and disempowering intimate experiences. Visit https://www.turnon.love/about to learn more! Sexual and Emotional Intimacy Skills 8 week course starting in Jan 2024. Use the discount code LoveHornyHousewife for $100 off.  Advertising: [email protected] Ask Anon: www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com
01:14:1702/10/2023
Introducing:: Private Parts Unknown with Courtney Kocak

Introducing:: Private Parts Unknown with Courtney Kocak

Today, we’re sharing a preview of one of our favorite podcasts: Private Parts Unknown. Private Parts Unknown is a Bourdain-style podcast exploring sex, love, relationships, gender, and seductive subcultures around the world. Join host Courtney Kocak and expert guests for hilarious, sex-positive conversations — destigmatizing everything from abortion to Ashley Madison, polyamory to PMDD, sex work to Shibari, and more. Travel series include Helsinki, Finland; Mexico City, Mexico; and Tokyo, Japan. In this preview, Courtney shares all the titillating and mind-opening details of her first happy-ending massage. This is a radical and refreshing take on being a consumer of sex work from a feminist perspective. Listen to more Private Parts Unknown on your favorite podcast player at https://pod.link/1154304419, and learn more at https://privatepartsunknown.co
14:5628/09/2023
150- fantasizing about ex's, in search of more sexual experiences, a lying ass boyfriend, & getting off to her past.

150- fantasizing about ex's, in search of more sexual experiences, a lying ass boyfriend, & getting off to her past.

Get cozy today it's all about whats going on behind your closed doors. Like audio erotica? Join the Patreon. Ask Anonymously at www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com EveryPlate: Get your first box for $1.49 per meal going to Everyplate.com/podcast and using code "49housewife" Beducated: Use code "JORDYN" to get 24 hours ALL ACCESS + 40% yearly subscription at https://beducate.me/pd2338-jordyn Fusion CBD Products: Go to FusionCBDproducts.com and use code "HORNY20" to get 20% off your order. Advertising: [email protected] Collabs: [email protected]
55:2925/09/2023
149- the beginning of an affair, the best sex toys, lube myths, and shameless sex with Amy Baldwin and April Lampert

149- the beginning of an affair, the best sex toys, lube myths, and shameless sex with Amy Baldwin and April Lampert

Happy Monday! Today listener questions begs the question "is it considered cheating" I polled my listeners and many opinions came in. What constitutes cheating? Is watering an opposite sex friendship (aka alone time together) begging for trouble? Tune in for the listener question tea. Today I am joined with Amy Baldwin and April Lampert from "Shameless Sex" podcast- we are discussing what shame-free sex really means; as well as deep diving on all things sex toys- from great "first toys" to incorporate in the bedroom, to couples toys, anal play including stimulating the prostate. Like audio erotica? Join the PATREON. Uberlube: Get 10% off + Free shipping using code "housewife" at checkout. BlueChew: Get your first month FREE only pay $5 shipping when you use code "housewife" at checkout. Fusion CBD : Go to use fusioncbdproducts.com and use code "HORNY20" to get 20% off your order! My favorite place to shop toys at the moment...HERE Get my VIM wand..revolutionary baby=) Miss Bi (anal play friendly as well) Learn more about todays guest at www.shamelesssex.com
01:13:3218/09/2023
148- cunnilingus coach,  sexually stunted wives, and 6 types of fantasies+ how to incorporate.

148- cunnilingus coach, sexually stunted wives, and 6 types of fantasies+ how to incorporate.

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48:1611/09/2023
147- viagra, wand vibrators, and the differences between female and male arousal.

147- viagra, wand vibrators, and the differences between female and male arousal.

Todays listener questions include a divorced man who has fallen in love..his only secret is that he uses viagra..every single time. He says telling her is off the table- he wants mildly toxic advice but what about the longer term problem/solution!? Next a man whose wife never ever initiates, he knows its not low libido as she masturbates and watches porn regularly- what is a guy to do? How will he confront her? Lastly a husband who has a cuck fantasy and would like tips on how to share/introduce into the bedroom. Dirty talk, etc... Todays topic of the hour; arousal. You will learn the different types of arousal and the differences between male and female arousal. Fusion CBD Products/Savage Mens Skincare- Use code "Horny20" for 20% off skincare products & more! Uberlube: get 10% off+ FREE SHIPPING using code "housewife" at checkout. BlueChew: Get your first month free using code "housewife" at checkout! Like audio erotica? Join the Patreon. Shop Sex Toys here. aka my VIM wand ;). Shop Fleshlight: get 10% off your purchase using code Housewife10 at checkout. Shop Merch @ www.THHmerch.com ASK ANON - www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Advertising: [email protected]
54:3604/09/2023
Introducing: Holly Randall Unfiltered – Adriana Chechik on Her Wild Career

Introducing: Holly Randall Unfiltered – Adriana Chechik on Her Wild Career

Are you a fan of adult entertainment? Then, you've got to listen to; Holly Randall Unfiltered. In this sample from Holly's show, the iconic performer Adriana Chechick joins Holly for an interview that shows Adriana's MANY sides! You’ll hear about her upbringing in foster care, her honest reflections on career regrets, and why she finds gangbangs empowering. Adriana will surprise you with her brutally honest insight on a storied career that brought her so much fame, and why she has decided to leave it all behind.
15:4331/08/2023
146-lasting too long, I want my wife to squirt, bad rizz, and male jealousy.

146-lasting too long, I want my wife to squirt, bad rizz, and male jealousy.

It's back to school and I want to normalize moms not missing their children at school. Happy Monday Freaky Fam- todays listener questions include a husband who averages 45 minutes every sexual encounter w/his wife aka lasting a little too long (25 min is ideal imo), next a wife who fear her husband lacks game as flirting consists of tit grabs and jokes...shes looking for something sexier, is there hope? Another listener desires to aide in his wife squirting at climax, is this a possibility? Can every woman squirt? Todays topic of the hour; male jealousy. Healthy jealousy, primal jealousy, and destructive, unhealthy jealousy. Tips on how to manage jealousy in relationships and navigating this normal human emotion. SHOP MERCH at www.thhmerch.com Beducated: Try one day FREE, + 50% discount if you sign up for the yearly subscription using code "JORDYN" visit https://beducate.me/pd2335-jordyn Microdose Gummies: To learn more about microdosing THC go to Microdose.com and use code "housewife" to get 30% off + free shipping! www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com >> ask anon! advertising: [email protected] collabs: [email protected]
01:17:4228/08/2023
145- cock blocking in-laws, eroticizing an affair, and painful sex with Nicoletta Heideggar.

145- cock blocking in-laws, eroticizing an affair, and painful sex with Nicoletta Heideggar.

SHOP THH MERCH ( only a few crop tops left RUN ) To learn more about todays guest go here! www.slutsandscholars.com BlueChew: Get your first month free- just pay $5 shipping when you use code "Houswife" at checkout at bluechew.com EveryPlate: Go to Everyplate.com/podcast and use code "49housewife" to get $1.49 per meal on your first box! Uberlube: Get 10% off + free shipping with code "housewife" at uberlube.com Like audio erotica? Join the PATREON. ASK ANON at www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Advertising: [email protected] Collabs: [email protected]
01:03:1521/08/2023
144: good foreplay-bad foreplay, low libido fiance, re-kindling the flame with toddlers, and 5 types of female orgasms.

144: good foreplay-bad foreplay, low libido fiance, re-kindling the flame with toddlers, and 5 types of female orgasms.

I polled the listeners and got the scoop on BEST foreplay and WORST foreplay. Spoiler alert; we love massages and we hate pussy grabs (sometimes). Todays listener questions include a women who is very sexually adventurous w/a very vanilla guy- is this her forever reality and is she settling? Another listener is engaged to be married and his wife to be's libido has taken a nose dive....will this be a reoccurring issue? Lastly a female who wants help rekindling the flame in the seasons of littles....aka little kids. Many can relate; this too shall pass. Todays topic of the hour- the 5 types of female orgasms. Tune in now=) SHOP MOMMY'S MERCH Beducated: Try 24 hours FREE using code "Jordyn" + 40% yearly subscription go to : https://beducate.me/pd2333-jordyn Butter Wellness:: Get 20% the personal massager when you use code "housewife" at checkout go to https://butterwellness.com/ Microdose Gummies: Learn more about microdosing THC & Get 30% off + FREE SHIPPING using code "housewife". Ask Anonymously at www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Join the Patreon here.
01:05:2514/08/2023
143- landing strip era, increasing load size, "10 Emotional Needs" to fulfill your wife, and why men need sex.

143- landing strip era, increasing load size, "10 Emotional Needs" to fulfill your wife, and why men need sex.

I am in my landing strip era and Im here to inspire you to change up your pubic hair per usual. Today's topic; "his needs, her needs" a very famous book written by Dr. Willard Harley Jr discussing the 10 emotional needs and how this plays a vital role in staying happy and fulfilled in your marriage...aka having a good sex life too. I paraphrase the top 10, discuss why women have different needs than me and why an emotionally fulfilled woman is a hornier woman and happier wife. Men you want more sex? Give her more affection. Women you think he only cares about sex, gain understanding. Today we are learning one another's POV in regards to needs/desires and it directly effects your sex life. Emotional intelligence leads to happier more sustainable marriage. Todays listener questions include a wife who wants to convince her man to bring another man in the bedroom. Another wife is going to start working with her husband in the office and found out about "other office women" through her mans group chat- the tea is piping with this one and we've got some real talk to lay out. Should she work with him? He is being disrespectful? How should she handle? Lastly we have a man whose wife has asked him to finish on her chest but he is paranoid his load size is small and wimpy and will turn her off- how can men increase their load size? I asked and yall came through with the responses....tune in now=) SHOP THH MERCH at www.THHmerch.com Like audio erotica? Join the PATREON. BlueChew: Get one months supply of BlueChew Chewable's FREE (just pay $5 dollars shipping) using code "housewife" at checkout! UberLube: Use code "housewife" to get 10% + FREE SHIPPING at UberLube.com
01:09:0807/08/2023
142-women lacking drive, spicing up foreplay, the truth about penis size & anal play 101.

142-women lacking drive, spicing up foreplay, the truth about penis size & anal play 101.

ALIENS, BIG DICKS &ANAL PLAY OH MY. Also penis size- is it a big deal, do you finally want someone to tell you the fucking truth? Ive got ya! One listener question I discuss the ever so popular woe of mismatched libido and a woman's sex drive post hysterectomy and one husbands experience. Another wife wants to know how she can feel that passion again leading up to sex- they "do it" 3-4 times a week but its oh so routine..what to do? Today's topic of the hour; anal play- with no anal sex. Fingers, mouth, his and hers- lets dive on in=) Butter Wellness: Get 20% off The Personal Massager by Butter Wellness. Go to butterwellness.com and use the code “HOUSEWIFE” at checkout for 20% off. Beducated: Get 24 HOURS FREE using code "JORDYN" + 50% off yearly subscription. Go to : https://beducate.me/pd2331-jordyn Like audio erotica? Join the Patreon! THH MERCH : www.thhmerch.com LIVE AUGUST 1st 8:00AM PST ask anonymously : www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com
58:2431/07/2023
141- swallowing, hygiene and sex, and 9 types of dirty talk.

141- swallowing, hygiene and sex, and 9 types of dirty talk.

Are their women who actually like swallowing cum? I polled the listeners on this question and more! Todays listener questions include a husband whose wife might need to shower more even though he is still DTF. One woman wants her man to eat her out but he says it smells too bad- what should she do? Todays topic of the hour: 9 TYPES OF DIRTY TALK- everything from "instructions" to "humiliation" to "fantasy roleplay/storytelling" take notes! THH MERCH LAUNCHES AUGUST 1ST. 12:00AM www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com like audio erotica? Join the PATREON Uberlube: Get 10% + free shipping when you use code "housewife" at checkout. Microdose Gummies: Learn more about microdosing THC at microdose.com and get 30% off your first order using code "Housewife" at checkout. Every Plate: Get $1.49 per meal for your first box going to Everplate.com/podcast and using code "Housewife"
55:1424/07/2023
140- horny housewife probs, oral sex tips and tricks, and the worst thing you could do in bed with Stirling Cooper

140- horny housewife probs, oral sex tips and tricks, and the worst thing you could do in bed with Stirling Cooper

HEY YALL. Today Sitrling Cooper is here giving us all the tips and tricks. Today we are deep diving what it means to give good head, men and women take notes. From stellar oral, bedroom icks and mismatched libido..were covering it all. Listener questions include a horny housewife with a wandering eye wants to know how she can get her marriage on track while having a deep longing for hotter(MORE) sex. Another listener (59 male) struggles to maintain erections due to mentally f*cking himself....how to overcome and more this EP. Tune in now. Like audio erotica join the patreon! Checkout todays guest at www.stirlingcooper.com Beducated: Go to https://beducate.me/lm2329-jordyn and get the Oral Sex Training Guide Video FREE BlueChew: Get your first months supply free using code "Housewife" at checkout! advertising: [email protected] email the host: [email protected] ask anon: www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com
01:15:5517/07/2023
139- dating apps, the problems of being "too wet", fantasizing about others, and kids being a cock block.

139- dating apps, the problems of being "too wet", fantasizing about others, and kids being a cock block.

Todays EP explores the challenges and joys of maintaining intimacy and connection in a long-term relationship while navigating parenthood. It highlights the importance of mindset, communication, and intentional efforts to keep the spark alive. Starting off I am reminiscing on my own dating app days and beg to ask the question is love actually enough to make it the long haul. Todays listener questions include a woman who says her "issue" is being too wet down there...aka excessive lubrication- lets talk about it! Another listener follows up on finding her husbands ex on his phone...naked. Lastly fantasy land....its okay to fantasize about porn...but what about other IRL people....human nature & right and wrong... lets chat=) tune in now! like audio erotica? join the patreon! Uberlube: get 10% off + free shipping when you use code "housewife" at Uberlube.com Microdose gummies: Learn more about microdosing THC at microdose.com plus get 30% off your first order +free shipping by using code "housewife" at checkout.
01:03:2310/07/2023
138- sexually "aging", kissing after oral, pictures of your ex, and bad bedroom habits.

138- sexually "aging", kissing after oral, pictures of your ex, and bad bedroom habits.

Normalize ED, PE, drying pussy's, and awkward convo's- we get older and things change and seasons bring on new sh!t-roll with it, what is the other option? Today's listener question's include a husband whose wife wont kiss after he eats her out and desires kissing during penetration, is this something he is "stuck" dealing with? Another listener wants to know if c*mming in her anus is a no- no, or a go-for it type thing?! Lastly we have a listener who found her husbands naked ex pictures on his phone- is this totally inappropriate or should she give him a pass? Like audio erotica ?! > Join the Patreon! Get started with Athena Club today by shopping in-store at Target nationwide EveryPlate: Get started with EveryPlate for just $1.49 per meal by going to EveryPlate.com/podcast and entering code "49housewife". BlueChew: Get your first month supply FREE with code "housewife" at checkout at bluechew.com Submit a listener question anon @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Advertising/Collabs: [email protected]
58:5703/07/2023
137- a mans refractory period, sexual rejection, stress killing your drive, vulva anatomy, and bedroom burnout with Dr. Jordin Wiggins.

137- a mans refractory period, sexual rejection, stress killing your drive, vulva anatomy, and bedroom burnout with Dr. Jordin Wiggins.

A husband desiring his wife to be louder in bed, a man curious if he is doomed with his current refractory period (aka how long till next climax) and a man whose wife forbids him to listen to the podcast- all in todays listener question segment. Today Im joined with the host of "The Pleasure Principals" Dr Jordin Wiggins, we discuss mismatched libidos, masturbations, vulva anatomy, the effects of stress/high cortisol levels on sex drive and burnout in the bedroom. Dr. Jordin with her expert knowledge as well as personal experience is dishing the goods and inspiring us to prioritize our pleasure! Tune in now=) Listen to "The Pleasure Principals with Dr. Jordin Wiggins" here. Like audio erotica? Join the Patreon. Beducated: try 24 hours FREE using code "JORDYN" at Beducated.com Visit: https://beducate.me/pd2325-jordyn Uberlube: Get 10% + free shipping using code "Housewife" at Uberlube.com Feeld App: Download the Feeld app going to Feeld.co/housewife and get their premium subscription on the house for one month! Follow me on social media: IG @_thehornyhousewifepodcast Email the host: [email protected] Advertising/Collabs: [email protected]
56:2126/06/2023
136-stress killing libido, premature ejaculation woes, hott coworkers, and dating a potential sex addict.

136-stress killing libido, premature ejaculation woes, hott coworkers, and dating a potential sex addict.

solo episode. Today get chill, get comfy its listener questions the whole ride. Im discussing a wife whose husband is hyper paranoid about "loud sex" and the kids hearing, should she suppress her primal instinct to moan or tell him to get over it? Another womans husband has struggled with PE after the birth of their second child, he is a generous lover and she regularly climax's and would consider the relationship great- but a little more P and V action would be delightful, and husband is taking a hit to the ego. Im diving deep in solutions and insight=) One spouse is wildly jealous of how many women her man is around at work and she cant help but obsess- she is fearful the worst could happen and he betrays her , how can she stop this loop in her head! Lastly we had to help a unmarried woman by telling her to RUN! Sometimes it is never enough, realize when its time to walk away! Like audio erotica? Join the patreon=) Every Plate: Get started with EveryPlate for just $1.49 per meal by going to EveryPlate.com/podcast and entering code housewife49. Microdose Gummies: Legal nationwide learn more at Microdose.com and get 30% off your first order when you use code "Housewife" Advertising/Collabs: [email protected]
01:03:3519/06/2023
135-devil dick, a neglected husband & "multiamory" with Emily, Jase and DeDe.

135-devil dick, a neglected husband & "multiamory" with Emily, Jase and DeDe.

Today Im joined with the host of Multiamory podcast, and we're discussing modern relationships! Emily, Jase and Dede share their personal story of being in a polyamorous relationship and how they have evolved since meeting. I had SO many questions from jealousy, to all things sex, to fighting fairly with your partner. Todays listener Q's: sex with your ex....will you ever get over it?! Toxic Devil Dick, or "pussy got you hooked" is a real thing- tune in for my tips on how to break the cycle. next a husband shares his woes feeling rejected, neglected and SOL in regards to finding ANY way to connect with his wife. He doesn't want to cheat, he doesn't want a divorce, he doesn't want to abuse porn- he feels he has an unwilling spouse, is he doomed? Listen to Multiamory podcast here. Learn more about them here! Enjoy audio erotica aka a good ol dirty story (pro tip; great foreplay) join the PATREON. BlueChew: Get your first month supply of BlueChew FREE using code Housewife at checkout at bluechew.com Try Beducated 24 hours FREE using code "JORDYN"-no risk- (40% off if you choose to join with code) https://beducate.me/pd2323-jordyn Uberlube: Get 10% off + freee shipping using code "housewife" at checkout!
01:17:1112/06/2023
134-  normal sex frequency, novelty fantasies, and cum fetish's.

134- normal sex frequency, novelty fantasies, and cum fetish's.

How much sex are couples having and what is considered normal?! What about fantasies that we plan on never bringing to reality, what if our spouse whats more than I can give...how do I bring up my interest in a fantasy to my partner- all of these questions answered/discussed and more in todays EP. I also have a "weekly sex storytime" where I went from being in my head, not in the mood- to totally present loving every minute of it and embraced my inner baddie freak. A 180 and I had share the solution!! Todays topic of the hour; Cum Fetish! Learning the what, why and HOW. Tune in now=) Do you like audio erotica? If so join the patreon=) Athena Club: Go to athenaclub.com and use promo code HOUSEWIFE today and you’ll get 25% off your first order! Butter Wellness: Get 20% off The Personal Massager by Butter Wellness. Go to butterwellness.com and use the code “Housewife” at checkout for 20% off Bluechew: Get first month supply FREE use code "housewife" at checkout! advertising: [email protected] email the host: [email protected]
53:2805/06/2023
133- biggest turn offs, clitoromegaly, foreplay all day, and back to the butt basics.

133- biggest turn offs, clitoromegaly, foreplay all day, and back to the butt basics.

Today starting off with yall's submissions on "biggest turn-offs"- next up listener questions, one man who has fallen out of love with his vanilla wife, another husband looking to be a better love and mix up foreplay, a woman's enlarged clit woes, and lastly a 62 your old female with long ass orgasms. Today were bringin it back to the butt- discussing the top three most comfortable positions for missionary, hygiene tips and the inevitables with ass play. <33 Like audio erotica join the patreon! Uberlube: Get 10% off+ free shipping with code "housewife" at uberlube.com BlueChew: Try one month supply BlueChew FREE- using code "housewife" at checkout at bluechew.com advertising: [email protected] www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com
01:03:3929/05/2023
132- comparing relationships, looking good while giving head, and masturbation may.

132- comparing relationships, looking good while giving head, and masturbation may.

Today: the grass is not greener on the other side. Stop romanticizing shit you don't know shit about. Todays listeners ask; how much porn use is normal? My wife want to use a vibe while we try mutually masturbating..should I get involved and how? One mans wife is lost in motherhood and exhaustion which has led him to desire an external affair for sexual gratification only- my thoughts. Another listener found a video of herself giving head...and didn't really like what she saw. Does it matter? Todays topic of the hour; a monologue on masturbation. It's "Masturbation May" why not> Join the Patreon Ask Anon> www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com email the host: [email protected] BlueChew: Use code "Housewife" to get your first month supply free!- just pay $5 dollars shipping. Everyplate: Get $1.49 per meal by going to EveryPlate dot com slash podcast and entering code housewife149. Beducated: Code "JORDYN" for access to all courses FREE 24 hours+ 50% yearly subsciption https://beducate.me/pd2320-jordyn Butter Wellness: 20% personal massager with code "housewife" at checkout. advertising/collabs: [email protected]
01:00:1122/05/2023
131- the dirty talk traumatized me, mentally blocking your climax & erotic blue prints with Paulina Siegel

131- the dirty talk traumatized me, mentally blocking your climax & erotic blue prints with Paulina Siegel

Today the cohost of Shit Talking Shrinks joins me to discuss erotic blueprints aka what is the basis of your arousal, understanding yours, your partners, and how this can contribute to more fun in the bedroom and resolving compatibility issues. (Also who knew that drizzling your SO cum into their own mouth is called snowballing- I didn't, but now I do!) Todays listner questions include a woman who finds she needs more pressure and more time to achieve climax, this is turn makes her feel insecure, maybe even her partner, and she wants to know HOW she can get past this....Next a husband is getting more adventurous in bed and wants to delve into anal play. He enjoys eating his wife's ass and she enjoys recieving it, there has been no hard "no" so how does he take the next steps when she shows no interest in anal sex? Lastly a listener who asked for a "dirty story" ended up fucking HATING the dirty story. The dirty story was non-fiction aka a TRUE STORY, and it sparked some retroactive jealousy and a realization of not being able to handle a possible threesome in the future. Let us discuss. Tune in NOW. Enjoy audio erotica ? Join the Patreon - dirty stories every wednesday! Listen to Shit Talking Shrinks with Paulina Siegel and Victoria Aron on apple podcast or visit their page here. Want to find out your erotic blueprint?! Take the quiz here! BlueChew: Try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code "Housewife" at checkout--just pay 5 dollars shipping. Athena Club: Go to athenaclub.com and use promo code HOUSEWIFE today and you’ll get 25% off your first order! UberLube: Get 10% + Free shipping use code Housewife at checkout! Ask anon> www.thehornyhouswewifepodcast.com Advertising: [email protected] Email the host: [email protected]
01:03:3615/05/2023
130- a couples shared MMF fantasy, wives get your sexy back, and the 7 types of affairs- aka ALL THINGS CHEATING!

130- a couples shared MMF fantasy, wives get your sexy back, and the 7 types of affairs- aka ALL THINGS CHEATING!

Todays listener questions: a wife reveals to her husband she has a MMF fantasy, now the husband is noticing himself fantasizing about this playing out IRL, is he bisexual and should he share with his wife his shared interest? Another listener shares her experience with her husband messing around on her, she says it was 10 years ago, she is 90% happy buts its hard to trust- I polled the IG community and the people have spoken! Lastly a wife thinks she may need to upgrade the wardrobe to get her sexy back- her husband wishes she "dressed for him" more- is this piggish or is this apart of housewife duties- my answer may surprise some! Todays topic of the hour; all things cheating, and I mean all things. I dive deep, why do men cheat, why do women cheat? What are the character traits of a cheater? What makes people cheat and is it preventable? From the Big 5 Model to discussing The 7 types of affairs - its all SO interesting! Plus a juicy story time from a listener that begs the questions- can seriel cheaters change their ways! Like audio erotica? Want to support the podcast? Join the Patreon! Try Beducated one day free + 50% yearly subscription with code "Jordyn" go to https://beducate.me/pd2320-jordyn Butter Wellness: Get 20% off The Personal Massager by Butter Wellness. Go to butterwellness.com and use the code “HOUSEWIFE” at checkout for 20% off. BlueChew: Try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code HOUSEWIFE at checkout--just pay 5 dollars shipping. Advertising/Collabs: [email protected] Email the host: [email protected] Ask Anon: www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com
01:16:4608/05/2023
129-  frequent but boring sex, getting your wife to touch your butt & a "low testosterone story" from yours truly.

129- frequent but boring sex, getting your wife to touch your butt & a "low testosterone story" from yours truly.

What a week! Ive been/still am sick but I've rose from the dead and am back with banging energy. Lots to discuss! listener questions; one man insists he isn't gay but gets off to gay porn- he wants to know whats the dealio?! Another listener shares he and his wife have sex 2-3 times a week but its the same ol same ol, laying on her back, strictly P to tha V. He claims she used to be more "free" which she had a few drinks, and now days she doesn't drink much and sex is boring as she refrains from "letting loose"- what ever is he to do? Todays topic of the hour is a little different as Im getting vulnerable and sharing my own insecurities and issues Ive struggled with in my own marriage and what steps were taken to get to the place we are today. Low testosterone is extremely common among men as they enter their forties (or older, or younger!!) from fatigue, depression, ED, low drive symptoms appear that start to effect their relationship (and much more alot of the times!) these issues can bleed over and cause friction in your relationship sex life and if you don't know where to begin or you want to hear my experience to watching my mans journey listen in. Ill give you my POV- as well what didn't work and what did. Feel free to DM on social media to clarify/ask question regarding the topic! @_thehornyhousewifepodcast on instagram. Listener questions can be asked anonymously at www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com. Join the patreon for sexy audio erotica uploaded weekly! Uberlube- get 10% off + free shipping using code "housewife" at Uberlube.com BlueChew: Get your first month free using code "housewife" at bluechew.com! Advertising Inquiries: [email protected] Email the host: [email protected] Follow me on tik tok: @thehornyhousewifepodcast
52:5401/05/2023
128- his favorite porn star vs. his wife, pussy hygiene hack, and Pleasure Mapping 101

128- his favorite porn star vs. his wife, pussy hygiene hack, and Pleasure Mapping 101

Starting off today with "married sex facts" that I feel some type of way about. Todays listener questions: A wife who snooped her mans porn history only to find "the favorite"- a much older woman with large large large fake breasts; so nothing like her. She finds this ironic as her husband has voluntarily said he dislikes large fake breasts- the wife has big breasts but these happen to be extra fake and extra large. This wife cant help but compare herself and wonder what she can do to be more desirable. Another listener asks if I tell my husband when I am about to climax. Another wife who admittedly had a postpartum funk where she neglected her husband sexually for about a year and half says after realizing she made sure to get things back hott n heavy. She feels like she is doing most of the intiating when it comes to sex, and lately her husband has made excuses that he is tired or in his head as he goes soft sometimes mid sex. Should she withhold, neglect 'her needs' and stop being so available? Lastly a listener question follow up to husbands with wive that may taste/smell bad. This genius hack that was kindly shared to me by a husband/male listener shares his experience and solution to getting his woman to realize she needed to 'adjust the settings below'- a great segment to inspire some female hygiene=) Todays topic of the hour: Pleasure Mapping- learn your partners body as a whole, sensory play while discovering new erogenous zones on yourself and your S.O. to view the course go the Beducated link below! Beducated: Try 24 hours ALL ACCESS + 50% off yearly subscription with my code "JORDYN" go to https://beducate.me/pd2316-jordyn. “Download Amorus today for delicious sexy games with your partner” EveryPlate: Get started with EveryPlate for just $1.49 per meal by going to EveryPlate.com/podcast and entering code housewife149. Butter Wellness: Get 20% off The Personal Massager by Butter Wellness. Go to butterwellness.com and use the code “HOUSEWIFE” at checkout for 20% off. Like audio erotica or want to support the podcast? Join the Patreon! Email the host: [email protected] Advertising/Collabs: [email protected] Ask anon> www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com
54:0024/04/2023
127- praise kinks, dick issues resolved, masturbation is usually the answer, & sexual self awareness ft. Stephanie Ganowski

127- praise kinks, dick issues resolved, masturbation is usually the answer, & sexual self awareness ft. Stephanie Ganowski

Moody Monday ~ depression is a bitch, but she rides it through. Do ALL couples have issues? 3% of your said you are issue free- but I cant help but wonder how?! Lets discuss the ideal way to live with the human condition as a couple. Todays listener questions include a young married husband revealed his wife admitted to not desiring sex anymore..with him. She said she feels emotionally connected but no physical attraction; whatever shall he do. Next a wife is aware she has a praise-kink, she would love for her husband to affirm her ie. "good girl" , "you are sooo amazing at that"- and she has vocalized this-she has also thought he might have a praise kink of his own as he is really into her taking control and talking dirty affirming him! Should she embrace what works and put her desires to the side? She cant help but feel frustrated and I feel for her- prepare for my best call to action yet! All hope is not lost! Today 's guest; Host of "What I Love About Sex" podcast and sexologist for men- Stephanie Ganowski. Stephanie share her journey to sexology and what sparked her intense passion for sex in relationships. She specifically works with men and has changed lives! We discussed everything from delayed ejaculation, masturbation, sexual confidence, sex & shame, and so so much more! Follow Stephanie on IG @stephganowaski and listen to her podcast here! Love audio erotica? Join the patreon; where I read sexy stories every week=) BlueChew: Use code "housewife" to get your first month free! Microdose: get 30% off your fist order+ free shipping use code "housewife" Uberlube; get 10% off + free shipping when you use code "housewife" Download Amorus today for delicious sexy games with your partner > https://join.amorus.net/uilVz5Vfryb Advertising/Collabs: [email protected] email me: [email protected] Follow me on IG- @_thehornyhousewifepodcast
01:06:0217/04/2023
126- how to get more BJ's, sex in your twenties & 6 ways to mix-up married sex.

126- how to get more BJ's, sex in your twenties & 6 ways to mix-up married sex.

Todays topic of the hour; ways to spice up monogamous sex. Tired of the same start and end to sex; I've got some inspo/tips and techniques to make married sex hotter and less predictable for your spouse. Sometimes all we need are a few reminders and a pep talk. From getting cum creative, to talking dirty lets explore options- for both women and men! Todays listener questions include young love; a 22 year old male already feels his sexual needs aren't being met- he understands his gf is a busy student- but in my eyes thats not the issue; listen in for my opinion on young love and commitment. Another listener feels his sex life with his wife is great but would love more blow jobs, what is an effective way to get more BJ's from the wife? Another listener found a video of his wife f*cking her ex; he is very aroused by this and its his go-to p*rn- wife found out and thinks its odd, how can he tell her he loves seeing her pleasured and what are tips for him to enjoy this kink without making it "too real" aka getting another involved. Lastly a listener frequently visits a dog park and chats with an attractive female, hes been married 30+ years and often finds himself "harmlessly" flirting with the attractive woman at park- one day she asks him if he could help her lift a package not to far from the park, turns out his dick was the package and she wanted to enjoy it- he hasn't been back to the park since. His question for me was does he tell his wife, keep it hush hush, or go back to the dog park..... Do you like audio erotica? Join the Patreon new sexy stories uploaded weekly! Try Beducated 1 day FREE + discount on subscription - use code "JORDYN" or go to https://beducate.me/pd2315-jordyn BlueChew: Get your first month of Blue Chew FREE just use code "HOUSEWIFE" at checkout at BlueChew.com Amorus: Download Amorus today for delicious sexy games with your partner! http://www.amorus.net/housewife Butter Wellness: Get 20% off The Personal Massager by Butter Wellness. Go to butterwellness.com and use the code “HOUSEWIFE” at checkout for 20% off Advertising/Collabs: [email protected] IG: @_thehornyhousewifepodcast
01:00:2310/04/2023
125- pussy for breakfast, a curious wife with a content husband, and insecurity in relationships.

125- pussy for breakfast, a curious wife with a content husband, and insecurity in relationships.

Today let's talk the not so cute; insecurity. How it bleeds into your relationship- it's root and how you can best show up for your partner when triggered. Todays listener questions: a couple that is into the stag/vixen dynamic in ze bedroom is curious about taking new steps to evolve in their bedroom desires; another listener's wife suggested she wants to be eaten out upon awakening- and I think thats a fan-fucking-tastic idea- he wants tips and I got em=) Lastly a wife who married as a virgin has realized how much she desires to sexually express herself...unfortunately her husband doesn't share this desire. How does she navigate this mismatched desire. Do you like audio erotica? join the patreon! UberLube: Get 10% off your order + FREE shipping when you use code "Housewife" at Uberlube.com Amorus - Download Amorus today for delicious sexy games with your partner<3 Microdose Gummies - Get 30% off your first order + free shipping when you use code "Housewife" at Microdose.com Follow me on IG: @_thehornyhousewifepodcast Advertising/Collabs: [email protected] Email the host: [email protected]
55:2703/04/2023
124- an asexual wife, climax anxiety, what men really want/need & maximizing your penetration game

124- an asexual wife, climax anxiety, what men really want/need & maximizing your penetration game

Today: What do men really want- I asked them and they replied=) I was not disappointed, take notes ladies! Next...maximizing your penetration game; missionary, doggie, cowgirl, and side angle- lets make sure you both are getting that good good by leveling up! todays listeners questions are brutal; one mans wife is not just unwilling but totally uninterested...what is a man to do once he has no options? Another listener caught her man cheating, confronted him- he seemed remorseful....as of a week ago she has found another cheating truth out. Let's give this listener a reminder of her worth. Lastly- a goodie, not so rough- a woman desires to get out of her head when trying to climax. Ive got tips and trick to get present in the bedroom solo or partnered! Don't let anxiety rob your from your orgasm- Ive got solutions! Do you enjoy audio erotica then check out the patreon, also a great way to support the show=) Try Beducated.com 24 hours FREE + discount if you sign up! Use code "JORDYN" at https://beducate.me/pd2312-jordyn Todays course: https://app.beducated.com/courses/penetration/ BlueChew: Get your first month FREE only $5 for shipping! Use code "HOUSEWIFE" at checkout at BlueChew.com Butter Wellness: Get 20% off The Personal Massager by Butter Wellness. Go to butterwellness.com and use the code “HOUSEWIFE” at checkout for 20% off.  UberLube: Get 10% off + FREE SHIPPING when you use code HOUSEWIFE at Uberlube.com!
01:18:5127/03/2023
 From Sex Talk With My Mom: The Best Orgasms of Our Lives – Ep 422

From Sex Talk With My Mom: The Best Orgasms of Our Lives – Ep 422

When was the last time you had a sex talk with a parent? This week, we are sharing a hilarious clip from the podcast Sex Talk With My Mom, a favorite from our Pleasure Podcasts network. Cam Poter and his mom KarenLee Poter have a weekly sex talk to make the most uncomfortable conversations comfortable. On their comedy show, they talk about everything that a mom and son don’t typically talk about, from smoking hash under a glass to anal mishaps. In this clip, they share about the best orgasms of their lives. Check out the full episode on the Sex Talk With My Mom podcast: Episode 422 The Best Orgasms of Our Lives.
14:1223/03/2023
123- spitting on your S.O, the comparison game, and the 101 on "swinger lifestyle" ft. The Swing Nation

123- spitting on your S.O, the comparison game, and the 101 on "swinger lifestyle" ft. The Swing Nation

Let's clarify how to correctly spit on a partner, is it a docile drool or a forceful spit....let me elaborate. Todays listener questions include a husband who is about to take his wife on their "better late than never" honeymoon and they recently have discovered they both share a "sex on the beach" fantasy- he got all the "supplies" but wants to know is he fully prepared. Next a woman who cant help but notice...and think about..how gorgeous her fiance's ex gf is...like shes really pretty , and she cant help but feel less than; even though future hubby insist she was lame in bed and had a super boring personality- how does she shake the thoughts?! Get ready bc I got u. Listener Q's are short today because I was joined by the lovely Dan & Lacy not your regular couple; a super spicy couple who not only live the swinger lifestyle but freakin represent! Dan and Lacy host "The Swing Nation" and if swingers happen to be on your FYP then they are no strangers! I, of course, asked them all my questions!- From boundaries, to jealousy, to the hygiene in sex clubs, and what do they specifically like to partake in etc....they not only are super intriguing but have SO much to offer other couples that are curious or interested to know more. Dan and Lacy are a great example of how to live an alt.lifestyle intentionally and Im here for it! You can listen to "The Swing Nation" wherever you enjoy podcasts and/or go to https://theswingnation.net/ to learn all things Swing Nation! Want to support the show and/or enjoy audio erotica read by MOI> join the patreon! Manscaped- Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with our code HOUSEWIFE at Manscaped.com BLOOM- Listen to a sample of all stories free, or upgrade and use code HOUSEWIFE to get hella discount on the premium subscription. Immersive audio erotica, guided sex, guided masturbation, relaxation audio and more....at Bloom.com Microdose- Try Microdose gummie or strain specific gummies today-legal nation wide- get 30% +free shipping on your first order using code: HOUSEWIFE at Microdose.com BlueChew-Try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code Housewife at checkout--just pay $5 shipping! TrueClassic- Get 25% Off at trueclassic.com with code HOUSEWIFE Follow me on instagram! @_thehornyhousewifepodcast Ask ANON > www.thehornyhousewife.com Advertising/Collabs: [email protected] email the host: [email protected]
01:19:1420/03/2023
122- are my fantasies "normal", how-to fingering yourself, and what do women REALLY want. (inside & outside of the bedroom)

122- are my fantasies "normal", how-to fingering yourself, and what do women REALLY want. (inside & outside of the bedroom)

Today is part one of "what does your spouse want/need/desire in the relationship including in the bedroom- today we start with the ladies. From what she wants in a man, in her relationship, for you to see, want and do (to her naked)- I am mentioning it all. Todays listener questions include a woman who has kept brushing off a conversation her husband keeps asking for - she is self aware that she's putting it off and has started to notice his lack of initiating sex and needs advice! Another listener feels hopeless as his wife has admitted she only did the things she did (sexually) when they were dating to win him over, and that she has no desire to fuck the way she used to. What is a man to do thats in love and bored. A female listener wants to know if her being turned on by imagining herself hooking up with her mans ex girls is normal...or not. Another listeners husband has expressed his desire to see her fingering herself instead of just whipping out the vibrator, mixing it up if you will, and she wants some how-to and guidance! Im giving you the scoop on my personal favorite toys to play with solo or partnered and reading my one-star-reviews for shits n gigs. TUNE IN NOW=) Join the Patreon if you like audio erotica or wanna support the show=) BEDUCATED- Try ONE DAY FREE ALL ACCESS at Beducated.com using code: Jordyn >https://beducate.me/pd2309-jordyn BlueChew- Get your first month FREE only pay $5 shipping at BlueChew.com using code : "Housewife" at checkout! Butter Wellness- Get 20% off The Personal Massager by Butter Wellness. Go to butterwellness.com and use the code “Housewife” at checkout for 20% off. UberLube- Use code "HOUSEWIFE" at checkout at UBERlube.com to get 10% off + FREE SHIPPING Advertising/Collabs: [email protected] ASK ANON >www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com
01:17:3213/03/2023
121- porn ruining your sex life, couples bored of "the same sex" & reasons why you need to be making out.

121- porn ruining your sex life, couples bored of "the same sex" & reasons why you need to be making out.

Today why men cant handle a boo boo nearly like a woman can. Listener questions include a 30 year old woman who appreciates BDSM porn and started watching at an early age- due to this she finds herself often thinking about it in real life sexual situations versus being completely present. She finds thinking of her favorite thing to watch gets "her there" quicker....is this normal and what is my advice. One husband shares the harsh truth- the difficulty he finds be excited about sex with the same person 20 years in. The idea of new doesn't exist, and the same body can become routine- although he acknowledges the perks of knowing one another's body he cant help but miss the thought of a new naked body. Another listener wishes her husband would not just expect a blowjob the day she enters her cycle; and another husband is eager to know how to get his wife to share her fantasies. Todays topic of the hour; KISSING 101- the science, the psychology, the statistics, the research and what you SHOULD be doing. Spoiler alert: kissing is so fucking underrated. Microdose Gummies - get 30% off your first order + FREE SHIPPING when you use code "Housewife" at checkout. Got to microdose.com =) True Classic - Be a stylish zaddy=) Go to TrueClassic.com/housewife and use my code "Housewife" for 25 % off your order!! Join the Patreon for sexy stories every week! Follow me on social media! IG- @_thehornyhousewifepodcast tiktok: @thehornyhousewifepodcast Advertising/Collabs: [email protected]
01:06:5606/03/2023