Moody Monday 100%- Happy Monday, today I start off with giving you all the 411 on vagina sunning- just listen nod (laugh) smile. Also a listener reached out in regards to lasts weeks question about pegging, I share her perspective and advice. Todays listener questions are FULLL of piping hott tea; we've got a wife whose husband is very willing to take her guidance in the bedroom but she feels a bit insecure to get vocal about how he can "be better in bed", a husband whose younger wife is having an workplace texting affair of sorts that he doesn't appreciate, she's been honest but she lapses and goes back to her ways, is this a generational thing or much more? One man shares his new found interest of role playing with his wife, and wonders if his wife extreme excitement is something to worry about or embrace. You know I got your back freaky fam-giving you nothing but the raw real truth and perspective. Todays topic of discussion is sexting, FaceTime sex, sexy videos, long distance flirtation and hyping the women up to do what they gotta do. TUNE IN Get 20% OFF @manscaped + Free Shipping with promo code HOUSEWIFE at MANSCAPED.com! Get a sexy gift for your lover at MARRIAGE SUPPLY www.marriagesupply.com code: HOUSEWIFE for 10% off your order!! FOLLOW ME ON MY SOCIALS IG-@_thehornyhousewifepodcast tiktok- @thehornyhousewifepodcast ADVERTISING [email protected]

freaky fam this Monday is jam packed with all you need to get you through another week. Episode 69 and its only fair we talk sixty-nining, ideal foreplay, how kissing is underrated and how you can level-up! Todays listener questions are FUEGO, we've got a self proclaimed straight male who has a kink that may mean he is otherwise. Another listener's boyfriend got drunk and put on pegging porn and another listener says his wife has no fantasies and he wants to know whats the deal and how can get pull some more info from her etc... Our last listener question brings us to the topic of toys, from dildos to vibrators to cock rings we mention em all and the pros and cons that come with it. (plus I let you in on my absolute most fav bedroom toy that every woman needs=) ) You're welcome ** Today Im joined with a guest in the final segment, Corey Hilton author of "Take it Off: Revelations of a male exotic dancer". Corey discusses how he got started in stripping, from serving drink, to having to get a boner on demand, circle jerks, traveling the country; as well as battling addiction and divorce only to turn his life around and help men all over the world with his story. This is a story you don't want miss! Subscribe and be apart of the FREAKY FAMILY~ Try BEDUCATED.com one day FREE access to ALL (100+) courses!! http://beducate.me/thehornyhousewife Code: JORDYN Marriage Supply www.marriagesupply.com Code: HOUSEWIFE

Today it you and me freaky fam-im TACKLING your listener questions for the majority of the episode. A. We have a woman whose husband is downloading dating apps whilst out of town and she found out via family iPad...HOUSTON WE HAVE A PROBLEMO...she asks me how she can be sneaky and find out more; husband said it "was just an accident" :cue my gag sound:: B. She's horny she's pregnant and he isn't into it..what to do?!?! C. Married couple gets to finally get a week kid free, he is use to quickies and doesn't last long how can he do better? D. Wife says husband is kinky and into BDSM she is willing but isn't really into it, she feels insecure and like she isn't what her husband desires. oh boy you KNOWW I have thoughts. lastly A man who wants to know how to date your spouse, who asks who out, is sex to be expected? After I grant you all my wisdom, I teach- THE ART OF FINGERING, I polled you on IG and you agree fingering is underrated and I'm here to hype it up and give you a refresher, take notes. FORIA WELLESS https://glnk.io/j703/thehornyhousewifepodcast code: Thehornyhousewifepodcast20 Follow me on IG @_thehornyhousewifepodcast way cooler on tik Tok @thehornyhousewifepodcast advertising [email protected]

It MONDAY- a new tradition is here and its tell a sex story to start the episode; todays delightful story time is embarrassing and relatable. Lets call it "big boy stayed too long". Todays topics include determining just how ~freakyyyy~ you really are? Do we hold men and women to the same standard? My thoughts and more. The listener questions are quite interesting one being from a female struggling with anxiety of taking her boyfriends large member through the backdoor and wants solutions! Also- do women like having their ass eaten....I shall tell you. Sorry ladies I spoke for us. Todays last segment features a very special guest Bijou Finney aka the Mushroom Mamacita! We are discussing all things mushrooms, microdosing, clarity trips, using shrooms as tool to uncover more about your relationships (with your partner AND yourself)-as well as her journey, experience and how she helps others with plant medicine today! Check out her IG @mushroommamasita Try BEDUCATED.com one day FREE access to ALL (100+) courses!! http://beducate.me/thehornyhousewife Code: JORDYN FORIA https://www.foriawellness.com/ 20% off with code THEHORNYHOUSEWIFEPODCAST20 ASK ANONYMOUSLY www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com

Happy Valentines Day freaky fam! Today Im bitching about Instagram, answering your always interesting listener questions , and reading you a sexy bedtime story. (swingers edition) Todays listener questions; a man who is starved of affection in his marriage, another who is dealing with a "size queen" aka a girl why only goes for the large and in charge packages...Ill tell you my thoughts. Moving on I answer a female listener inquiring how to get her man in the mood MORE often, and do vibrators really ruin the pu$$y? All this and more. This months audio erotica is featured in todays episode and its titled "Husband and Wife in Vegas, Seduced by Swingers" written by u/happiesthubs. Part 1 https://www.reddit.com/r/Erotica/comments/mpsbby/husband_and_wife_in_vegas_seduced_by_a_couple_of/ Part 2 https://www.reddit.com/r/Erotica/comments/mq2tje/husband_and_wife_in_vegas_seduced_by_a_couple_of/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share I MADE A NEW IG Instagram: @_thehornyhousewifepodcast Follow on Tik Tok @thehornyhousewife Advertising [email protected]

Im so glad its February Freak Fam, Im telling you WHY. First were talking my sleeping issues and why the solution is a scary one. Ambien-one hell of a drug. Todays listener questions are about a man with large penis and his ungrateful girlfriend- the perfect butt plug, and how to overcome infidelity in marriage ( I took a deeper dive). Today topic of the hour was dating, Im telling you my honest opinion of red fucking flags, and sexy green flags that are a HELL yes to women. Don't worry I didn't leave the females out in blasting red flags that women give out that men need to just...run. xoxo Jordyn Try BEDUCATED.com one day FREE access to ALL (100+) courses!! http://beducate.me/thehornyhousewife Code: JORDYN Follow me on IG @_thehornyhousewifepodcast tiktok @thehornyhousewife confess/request anon www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com

can all three of these topics be discussed in one episode?!?! THEY SURE CAN. Welcome back freaky fam, today starting off with some topics that have been brought to my attention, ahem, cue #findom- financial domination, where the f&ck have I been? This weeks listener questions segment highlights a dead bedroom couple and a couple who has a child cock-blocking and needs solutions quick! Another listener wants tips on how to go down on his girl- I decided to give you a deep dive on some technique and the inside scoop on whats going on inside of our heads as women on the receiving end. Lastly we go over the 5 love languages and their importance in your relationship. Take the Quiz to find out what your love language or your partners is at 5lovelanguages.com Follow me on IG @_thehornyhousewifepodcast Tik Tok @thehornyhousewife

Hi its a moody Monday for sure, because Im exposing an ex, ranting about toxic singles giving relationship advice, and answering listener questions brutally honest (per usual). Todays topic has some fire info thats going to level up your sex life guaranteed. Grab pen and a paper, because these tips you are going to want to utilize, every couple at every stage of the game will benefit from these tools that can be life-long worthy game changing. Both husbands and wives are going to want to tune in so you can maximize the pleasure, or get out of a rut and shake things up! Try ONE day FREE all BEDUCATED.com courses . (Access to 100's of courses) http://beducate.me/thehornyhousewife Coupon Code: JORDYN Follow me on Tik Tok @thehornyhousewife IG @thehornyhousewifepodcast_ Support the Show https://www.buymeacoffee.com/hornyhousewife

With Valentines a month away -The Horny Housewife- has you covered! Both the ladies and the men will benefits from my guidance from planning to gifting, what to do, and what the fuck not to do. Listener Questions this week are about increasing your cum load, opinions on genital piercings, and grooming preferences. Today I have a special guest, host of the podcast Sex Therapy with Dr. Jones, clinical psychologist and sex therapist, Dr. Christopher Ryan Jones. We are discussing everything from mismatched libidos, communication with your spouse, delving into fantasies, and the female orgasm! You don't wanna miss! You can listen to Sex Therapy with Dr. Jones anywhere you enjoy podcasts, or link below: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sex-therapy-with-dr-jones/id1489854551 Follow me on IG @thehornyhousewifepodcast_ tik tok @thehornyhousewife

Im back with all ze things. Today starting out I'm mentioning that we must manage our New Years expectations of ourselves, a mini hype sesh with the point of "be nice to yourself"- our first segment is 3 listener questions with the topics being: 1. ball sucking 2. butt play 3. kissing after oral (what do you think I had to say ;) ) Todays main topics are how to get your wife to embody her feminine energy, to feel vulnerable, up the connection therefore upping your chances of physical intimacy! (plus bonding does a marriage a good), lastly Im giving the DEEP DIVE into a males rectum, as Iv mentioned may times the perks of finding the male g-spot this time Im giving technique, and a play by play of what you are going need/do/say. I won't let you down freaky fam, happy Monday. follow me on IG @_thehornyhousewifepodcasttik tok @thehornyhousewife SUBMIT ANONYMOUSLY www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Foria Wellness (sex oil, suppositories etc) code: THEHORNYHOUSEWIFEPODCAST20 https://glnk.io/j703/thehornyhousewifepodcast SUPPORT THE SHOW https://www.buymeacoffee.com/hornyhousewife

HAPPY NEW YEARS FREAKY FAM. I won't lie, Iv had to overcome so many obstacles this week leading up to the first week of 2022 but I'm keeping my spirits lit regardless! Today Im diving deep with listener questions, first one being how to approach painful sex when the D is too big?! Ive got sex position tips, and other possible factors as to why this could be an YOU issues instead of a his dick size issue. Our second listener wants to know how he can get his girlfriend warmed up to the idea of anal play, and our third listener wants to know how to tell future potential partners that he used to be an adult film star!? BUCKLE UP bc its a juicy segment, followed by 2 depressing dead bedrooms story and me begging for a 5 star review. LOVE YOU confess/request anonymously : www.thehornyhousewife.com IG: @_thehornyhousewifepodcast tiktok:@thehornyhousewife 20% all FORIA WELLNESS PRODUCTS code: thehornyhousewifepodcast20 https://glnk.io/j703/thehornyhousewifepodcast Support the Show www.buymeacoffee.com/hornyhousewife

MOODY MONDAY- Freaky fam- I was in a dark place for this, well actually in sunny Florida and I had to make due. The chaos of being IG disabled has got the best of me, and I'm bringing you not the very best of me. Im starting today off with a bitchy rant, followed by two penis related listener questions both to which I have little answers and whole lotta opinion. Todays hott topic: SQUIRTING. Im giving you the 411 on what you need to know from what it is, the myths we need to bust , techniques and a friendly how-to. Follow me on IG @_thehornyhousewifepodcast Last segment is part 2 of Sharing is Caring by ZealousidealPlace685 read here: https://www.reddit.com/r/Erotica/comments/qwk7ym/sharing_is_caring_mff/hl6qdqr/?context=3 TUNE EVERY MONDAY all things sex, marriage, listener questions.

Happy Holidays "freaky fam'-its Monday and today we are strarting off with 4 intriguing listener questions- that cover the best positions for men with penis's on the smaller side, to testosterone and its effect on ball size. Do women care about ball size? I GOT YOU COVERED. Also-our 4th question today is a woman whose husband expresses GREAT desire for a 3some, she on the other hand isn't so sure, but he says if she complies he will give her the fourth child she has been longing for....wtf is an understatement and Im not holding back. Todays hot topic: Friendships of the opposite sex...are we okay with them, do you think it means your SO is super insecure if they aren't down with it. Im giving you my honest feelings and perspective. Follow me on social media IG @thehornyhousewifepodcast tik tok @thehornyhousewife SUBMIT ANONYMOUSLY www.thehornyhousewife.com HELP SUPPORT THE SHOW https://www.buymeacoffee.com/hornyhousewife

Its almost Christmas so what are you going to get your horny housewife or husband this year?! Ive got some pretty cool gift ides that are SURE to bring a smile to your S.O face=) Whilst giving you the scoop on what to get your lover, im covering the bases of what NOT to give them as well-avoiding a bad experience all together. Next Im answering some very relatable listener questions, where men are needing to crack the wife code! Im giving you my advice on real questions from real listeners wanting more sex and not knowing how to go about it! Moving on Im sharing all of YOUR responses to my latest asked question "what makes a DAMN GOOD BLOWJOB?!" and you came through!...truly the men delivered the answers and I am here to tell you everything they said-and my thoughts of course. I end the episode gives my two cents on how to make a sexy at home tape; without all the pressure, and the perks of doing so! TUNE IN you don't wanna miss=) xoxo Link for Foria (CBD lube, intimacy products): https://glnk.io/j703/thehornyhousewifepodcast Use code JORDYNHAKES20 to get 20% off your order. Follow me on social media! IG @thehornyhousewifepodcast Tik Tok @thehornyhousewife

Moody Monday coming atchya! Im ending the the debate around dick pics and giving it to ya straight, what do women really think of them? If anyone disagrees...I don't believe you. Today Im answering two listeners questions, one coming from a husband looking for how to approach his wife to start trying back door play on HIM. Ive got some tips to gently bring up this to your SO and get the action you are looking for. Another question comes from a woman looking for ways to increase her libido when she find its challenging. The last segment in todays episode I actually sat down with a listener, a freaky fam member, Marissa! Marissa gave us the scoop on her marriage, (military wife, married young beat the odds) and spits some fire wisdom on growing together, evolving past toxicity, recognizing old behavior and forgiving each other, and yourself. You don't want to miss this. Follow on IG (slide in my DMS by alllll means) @thehornyhousewifepod tik tok for a laugh @thehornyhousewife ANONYMOUS REQUEST/CONFESS www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com

Hey freak-a-leeks this Mondays episode is packed with fire sexy tips you'll surely want to use later! Im starting the episode off talking about kinky love-making, what exactly deems sex as "kinky" and how can I get some more of it?! From spanking, to blindfolding, using ice, and being tied up- Ive got some ideas for you and your SO. - what if my partner isn't into that-how do we get the fire going in the bedroom? DATE YOUR SPOUSE, I'm giving you the 411 on how to make that happen from a mans perspective and a woman's. Todays last segment I have the pleasure of speaking with CEO and creator of Slutbot, where we discuss how to formulate the perfect sext, the impact sexting has on relationships, and ~who what where~ is Slutbot ?!**spoiler alert it's a really hot and steamy interactive sexting session-** Bri tells her passion behind creating her company, and its ability to improve sex lives everywhere! You don't wanna miss this, tune in NOW. Follow me on IG @thehornyhousewifepodcast Follow me on Tik Tok @thehornyhousewife EMAIL ME [email protected] TRY SLUTBOT FREE https://www.juiceboxit.com

Happy Monday Freaky Fam, today Im lightly toasting a listener question, because like Ive always said we keep it 100 here, so sometimes we need to realize when we are the ones being the problem in our relationship. Todays topic is "what defines us as 'being good In bed?'" spoiler alert- its not doing anything your partner asks just to please. its much more than that-and also less. This months audio erotica segment is part 1 of a story entitled "Sharing is Caring" (MFF) and its hott and steamy - if you want to check out the author and/or part 2 here is the link! https://www.reddit.com/r/Erotica/comments/qwk7ym/sharing_is_caring_mff/hl6qdqr/?context=3 Please Subscribe on iTunes and leave 5 stars it helps SOOO much! Follow on Spotify See you next Monday xoxo

Today we talk about the lady parts, the female body, the female orgasm. Discussing the different types of orgasms, the TWO orgasms gaps- one desperately needing to be closed, stunning statistics about orgasms, and what you can do to maximum her chances, and both of your pleasure. spoiler alert** including pro-tip how to climax together, and how to know how to touch her in the way she likes STAT. Todays listeners questions- A married man with two young kids is missing feeling desired, he created an anonymous tinder profile for the sake of feeling wanted, doesn't want to cheat, but is miserable in his sex life- what can he do?! Our second question is a young woman who married young has a child and wants to talk toxic tips on how to notice her more, I'm ready for this one! Our final question is settling the debate of what is the average penis size? What is considered micro, whats above average?! TUNE IN FOLLOW ME ON IG @thehornyhousewifepod

Get out your fucking notepads and I'm not kidding in the slightest. IM BACK freaky-family, and today I'm about to tell you the gods honest truth, as to why your spouse isn't fucking you more. Maybe they hate your guts, maybe they are just seriously tired, maybe they are numb inside from raising soul sucking children IYKYK. Im here to give insight, to offer solutions, and address 3 listeners specific stories as to why they desire more intimacy in their lives, and the response they get from their spouses. Husbands.....Wives....know I come from a place of love when I say the things I do, someones gotta tell ya! If you want to take the love language quiz with your spouse you can find it here!https://www.5lovelanguages.com/quizzes/love-language BUY THE HORNY HOUSEWIFE A DAMN DRINK TO KEEP THE PODCAST SAUCY: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/hornyhousewife Follow me on IG @thehornyhousewifepodcast tik tok @thehornyhousewife

HEY HORNY FAM, Happy Monday, October is over can you believe it?! The Holidays are on the way & Ive got my thoughts on Christmas lights and I think we are a nation divided, or at least a household. FYI Im setting the record straight this week on if I send nudes/video chat with listeners and we are diving deep answering your burning questions- Im not one to blush but this episode had me squirming; we are getting the inside tea on what the cuckhold lifestyle is straight from cuckhold's themselves! Its getting steamy and we finish off this hott and heavy episode with some audio erotica keeping it right in theme, entitled "Tied up and watched my wife f*ck another man up close" written by USBstories on the subreddit /Erotica. You can read their story in the Link below. Follow me on IG @the.hornyhousewifepodcast or on Tik Tok @thehornyhousewife New Episodes Every Monday Erotica Source:https://www.reddit.com/r/Erotica/comments/qh1y47/tied_up_and_watched_my_wife_fuck_another_man_up/

Consider this the first of many "Lessons in Getting Laid", I , The Horny Housewife, and giving my opinion, and hot tips on how to better warm up your partner for the deed; slow motion with meeee. Im working in some burning listener questions, one about helping his wife open up after a traumatic incident, the other is struggling in her relationship as her boyfriend hasn't been intimate with her in 10 months! Im not holding back, only because I love you. In regards to ~backdoor entry~ I'm not discriminating we are talking both the men and the ladies, from the conversation, to step by step how-to, an*al foreplay, and the actual act-which positions is best, can this be enjoyable of the women? -spoiler alert ***YES. Tune in to hear more.

~moody monday~ I went to the MGK concert this week and am telling you I made some bad mom club choices. Lived to tell you. Briefly Im bitching about my Karen neighbors but don't get it twisted I'm here today to answer the mens listener questions, one listener wants to know the real deal about being a show-er not a grow-er and spoiler alert I don't think we give two many f*cks; but I'm here with a couple of options so listen in. Another listener is reaching out tired of having to please himself with palm-ala-handerson, and wants to know how to navigate a seriously mismatched libido! Lastly lets talk fantasy in and out of the bedroom, do you have naughty thoughts - I think we all do, and some choose to keep them fantasy and others bring them to reality. Its not for everyone, but the term cuckhold is indeed a lifestyle and I want to know the psychology behind It; calling all cuckholds and cuckqeans id love to hear from you and know more insight! Follow me to connect! @the.hornyhousewifepodcast and over at Tik Tok @thehornyhousewife

The Horny Housewife here with- drum roll please- Jeff Abraham aka CEO of Promescent, the OG behind helping men LAST LONGER IN BED! Today we are discussing all things sex, the bullshit stigma around P.E. and about whats available to help the cause. (that won't numb you and your partner!!) Jeff has amassed incredible wealth in helping men AND women have better sex, and his story is WILD. Tune in to hear all the details, and hopefully give you some hella pointers to achieve a better sexual experience! www.promescent.com IG @promescent Questions for Jeff? Email him! [email protected]

Who is the Horny Housewife ? MOODY MONDAY here and I Jordyn am pouring my big beating heart out telling you why I do the things I do. Im giving YOU some more insight on..ME. Today we are catching up on life, normalizing life being a cock-block, telling internet trolls on my most recent Tik Tok we don't give two fucks about their opinion, and I'm helping you understand how the Horny Housewife came to embody the title. Besides that deep shit, speaking OF shit I'm giving the "poop knife" a shout out, and telling your my most embarrassing "shitty story" that I shouldn't of ever told anyone. Also speaking on the topics of routine In marriage and todays standards surrounding (bum bum bum) -double texting-...all my thoughts and more TUNE IN

This week horny fam Im back and bringing you PART 2 Two girls One BF -audio erotica version- and I really gave you my all lovers. I hope you're proud and aroused! Its def getting steamy between Sarah, Casey and ze boyfriend bc Casey is giving back door entry you are gunnnnnnna wannnnna hear this shit. (NSFW duh) Before we get all hott and bothered I'm discussing the relation between getting flowers from ur man, and giving head. We have some double fucking standards we need to talk about k? Im answering two very nosy listener questions and then reading you some of the shocking yet not comments from everyday couples on my recent Tik Tok expressing disdain for lack of sex in marriages; it gets pretty interesting what some of y'all had to say in regards to WHY people don't want it anymore, so interesting that the topic of "Dead-bedrooms" is going to become a THING around here. LOVE YOU LISTEN IN Pt2. Two girls one BF written sun_wiza on erotica sub Reddit.

Todays episode Im joined with the co- host of The Raspy Rundown Podcast, and host of A-List with Alexandra, Alexandra Bellusci! Currently in LA working at SUR ( cough cough vanderpump rules), by way of Miami, Alex is talking with myself about what it takes to date in los angeles, youtubers going through women like underwear, careers, confidence, and pursuing WHAT YOU WANT! Its 2021 and a man isn't the only thing on the check list these day! Grab a cocktail, get some popcorn and cozy up with us this Moody Monday~! Follow Alex's Podcast @theraspyrundown Follows Alex @alist_with_alexandra

Have you had a HELL OF A WEEKEND in a not fun way?! I'm here to tell you its in the stars baby, these placements got me messed up! That and my husbands love for our pussy cat princess, I feel like I should be the only pu$$y in his life quite honestly and I'm ready to talk about it. Also lets remind men we can have yummy sex and not get off and its not the end of the f*cking world. Men I wanted to let you know I haven't forgotten about you and am here to give you a lil reassurance and also a gift...a gift of me reading an amazingly well written piece of erotica "Sharing is Caring", that will get everyone I mean everyone hot and bothered. I took my roles of the three different characters (its a threesome spoiler alert) V seriously and its sexy AF. (Erotica starts at 22:48) NSFW. If you like this erotica segment PLEASE let me know and ill read part 2 & 3. Check out the author of the story, where you will find all his fire work! https://www.reddit.com/user/Sun_wiza https://www.reddit.com/r/eroticliterature/comments/plaovr/sharing_is_caring_two_girls_one_bf/

Lets have a convo about what watering your marriage looks like, beyond all the cliches, and into the reality of the sometimes having to have uncomfortable moments. Im letting you in and telling you the things I struggle with in my own marriage, and some tips on how to FIGHT FAIR; believe me I am no saint but these tips do f*cking work and Im here to tell you WHY AND HOW! I also will relieve you of todays lesson with my own word painting of what it would look like if Daddy D cheated on lil ol Jordy. **knife emoji** Ps. Todays Listener Question is W-I-L-D, a woman catches her man looking at gay porn, he denies it, then later admits its because he wants prostate stimulation and "knows she isn't into it"...what do YOU think? Ill tell you my thoughts....tune in!

Standing up, Spooning, Reverse cowgirl, the Love Seat, the Butterfly THE LIST GOES ONNNN. Im back and giving you my lovely commentary and play by play of ten superior sex positions and I'm telling you the pros and cons of each situation, the best way to achieve orgasm, and getting creative with the positions. If you would like to skip past me talking shit about my neighbors skip to 7:33. =P . xoxo Jordy This video was inspired by Stella Williams youtube video creator**

Hello horny people, this Monday I bring you some fun, interesting, and disturbing content. First things first were going over YOUR answers, and my own to "what makes a person appear to be good/freaky-leeky in bed." We all can assume a good kisser up top means a good kisser down bottom...but sometimes we get a disappointing surprise. From humor and confidence to a bulge in your pants and having hot ex's. What is a tell tell, and what doesn't mean shit. I end up ranting on my personal opinion on Will and Jada Smiths ted talk shindig and their marriage based on statements over the years, even though I don't know shit and this is none of my business. My apologies to the Smiths. Lastly Im diving DEEP on a listener question around BDSM vs Domestic Discipline (DD) and giving my thoughts on the youtube video "My husband punishes me when I break the rules ||LOVE DONT JUDGE by Truly" (and not in the hott kinky way in like a I'm 6 and in big troubiez way) If you have never heard of DD..holy shit balls strap on your big girl/boy pants grab a drink and get ready to pick up your f*cking jaw, or heck maybe it turns on. Maybe you might want a paddle that says "DADDY KNOWS BEST" or go to your room and write 700 times I won't yell at my husband; but if it was me I would grab that spoon and wack him upside the head. so. ENJOY.

Hey y'all, Jordyn here with quite the catch up! I havent had a cocktail in a week -the CLARITY. Have I entered hot girl summer, or is that a big fat lie. Summer is almost over, so you know what that means; #rushtok. Let me tell you, I found kingxcodi and my life is complete. I dont need anything more, just marijuana and his reenactment of sorority bitches with a twang. I have two little story times for yew, one being the experience I had living with paper walls aka it sounded like an orgy up in that bitch; and the other story...well you'll need to tune in to find out because it is quite humiliating but it has to do with my husbands dick and me passing gas so go, if you dont give me five stars after this story I don't want you.

Im bAAAAck and so excited to over share with you all the things; from my boobs to my first Tenga purchase, and a couple of toxic tips. You will most likely REALLY enjoy the first story time in todays episode (there are two !!) because its about the PTSD I acquired from my husband having a wet dream NEXT TO ME. I hope you all get a little giggle from this exploitation of my now trauma. Last but not least a story time featuring Mary and the three strikes she received and why I had to cut a beezy loose. Tellme your thought was I fair? Or was I calling it like I saw it? Find out and tune in because its a GOODY.xx

Im back and with the man of the hour, Daddy Derrik, his first and last appearance coming in hott to tell you the fucking truth! He's an Aquarius so I promise he has no issue telling you like he sees it. Tune in hear to my naughty answers, and then daddy's as he gives us some insight into what men really think about queef-ing, and if all men are 'dogs'. Happy Monday Horny Fam!

Hi horny family, for all the men with dating profiles I have an awesome sauce tip for you to really AMP up the amount of right swipes; if you have the criteria that is. Also women, single, divorced, what the fuck ever I have some mens music taste decoding to enlighten you on. From country to emo screamo I got you. I decide to be bitter and do a ballad to my ex's briefly stating my thoughts on that time period; and then I answer a listener question on squirting and we talk ALL THE THINGZ. xoxo THH

Im here and this one is a fucking RIDE...first its a story time of a CRAZY ass man who physically attacked me in the Houston IAH airport, its weird, its horrifying, and it happened to lucky ol me lol. I super unfortunately blackout and get on the topic of hemmoroids and I just go for it , Im MENTION-ing IT ALL, what to do if the men have one, or what to do if we ever do (we never do men we never do, forgive us we have sinned) can we have anal ever again?!?! no worries sluts, and constipated people I have solutions!!! Last but not fucking least, the perfect hang over cure; being eaten out. TUNE IN

Lets talk about how much were getting it in.. How much sex are married people REALLY having? Im back horny fam, First things first I had to vent about some recent pop culture; why is Oliva Rodrigo is so much hotter than Tswift, why "Bennifer" doesn't sit well with me and why the Patreon got the 86. Then we go deeper, Im asking questions and peeling back the layers that is "a married persons sex life" I'm telling you the reality about my own sex life, and how I think we need to realize there is no such thing as normal; I want call out the people who lie about how much sex their having ,because lets face it, we have enough bullshit all over the internet lets not add to the BS list.. There is a difference between your desires and what is actually going on. We all differ, we all have our truths, and today we are giving ourselves grace and inspiring you on how to do more to get more!

Im back this week with a recap of what the fuck is up, my thirst omegle self, and have a bunch of feedback from YOU ALL about what "wife material" looks like!! I asked men and women what their POV on the topic was, and of course I let you know my opinion on how to be "your best wife version", so he takes you seriously, and not like a one night stand. 

Drake said it first; and we didn't know how we felt, thought maybe a little snotty..but NOPE hell naw, he is was right NO NEW FRIENDS. Jordyn is here to tell you the storytime of a lifetime. Twilight zone meets Bad girls club, Jordyn experienced a "Class A Looney Bitch" and wants to tell you all the things including a universal lesson in perspective; stop comparing yourself to other women on the internet! This housewife is not holding back her side of the story, nor her feelings and anger towards Chloe who taught her a couple of things, new money sometimes = tacky bitches, too much new money = god complex, if she has no friends chances are you aren't going to be her first one. lets talk shit, its def a MOODY MONDAY. lets go.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewife)

Im sure Im not the only one who has scrolled their nudes next to a person on the plane, or am I? Speaking of nudes, we have a mini trauma story of the time my nudes were leaked....at my place of work; a story that organically presented itself this episode and come on 'editing it out 'is for the weak. This episode I am catching you up not only with my new found love of anal orgasms, but with some self realizations I have had with some time spent alone in the heat (spoiler alert, the grass aint greener on the other side people).....Its not a story time (coming SO soon), but a peek at some life lessons that shook me to the core. Hope you enjoy you this better-late-than-never EP! Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewife)

Hey Horny Fam, this week its all things double standards. What exactly constitutes being hypocritical in the relationship/marriage? Do you trip out when your man says its boys night, is he giving you a hard time when you say your going out with ur gal pal slutty-suzy ? Does that make one of you feel insecure and is it justified? What if your person has cheated on you before, does that excuse being a little nutty, or is it time to move forward and quit keeping score. I am being brutally honest in this weeks episode on my thoughts regarding expectations that are fair to have, and spoiler alert it frankly isn't anyone else's business on what standards you have in your own relationship. Don't fret it isn't holding me back from calling it like it is, all in hopes to enlighten men and women on SEVERAL standards we harshly critique the other for, and that maybe with a little perspective we can see it another way. Also letting you know my plans for the week, my recent Tik Tok diagnosis', and whats coming soon. =P

Taste the rainbow. Literally try them all. Jordyn here this week going over where she's at mentally whilst her husband is away on a fishing trip. The main focus of this episode is to shallow-ly and intentionally go over all the aesthetics of the male member. Long dicks, small dicks, curved dicks, hairy dicks. Pick a flavor any flavor. Im here giving you the real scoop, and of course my honest to god opinion on what the hell is going on below the belt, and why I feel justified in talking about it freely as I please. Metrosexuals, manscaping, and Arabian sand goggles lets talk about some shit. Am I thriving or am I crying myself to sleep every night, you'll have to tune in and find out. 

Female Friendships, Women Empowerment, Your friendly fake as f*ck neighborhood b*tches. Lets mention it allllllllll. Im back this week, just me the devil on my shoulder, and the positive little heart felt angel b*tch on the other side, covering what it means to be a woman in society today trying to find some mother freaking friends. I wont lie, I was a little shit talking beezy in this MOODY MONDAY episode, but we are here for it. Let her live. Diving deep this week on the difference on why we view women as threats or not. Why and how do we click? How has society impacted how we view one another? Why is my neighbor such a bitch to me? hehe, Im really letting myself air it out this week, and tie it all together with a little koom-ba-yaaa at the end. love you xoxoSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewife)

Hey Horny Fam, Jordyn is back this time with another housewife, Kelly, here to tell her story and reality. Here at The Horny Housewife we don't sugarcoat stories, we tell them as they are in a judgment free zone. We know relationships aren't all rainbows and orgasms ( although we hope you are having many =P ) and Kelly is here to tell her experience with falling in love, marriage, divorce, CATFISHING her ex husband, and getting him to marry her again. Oh boy. Kelly actually shocked Jordyn in this one, and thats hard to do lol. Kelly gives us some scoop into her not so traditional sex life, and how when her husband suggested anal, she suggested him to try first. (spoiler alert he accepted!) Listen in for another housewife's "far-from-fairy tale. 

LETS TALK ABOUT SEX. Erectile Dysfunction (ED) and Premature Ejaculation (PE) are SO common in men, and we need to talk about it! Jordyn is back at it solo-episoding diving into the uncomfy topic of how we (men and women) feel about it and what it does to our egos/self-esteem. What really goes through a woman head when he can't perform, even if its health related, post surgery, or high stress from your career, Jordyn is covering ground on what the hell you should do to start getting laid again! Its not a one-solution fits all, and today we are talking about all the possible situations you could be in, and the best way out...if there is one. Spoiler alert; you can have what you desire=) Jordyn is answering two listener questions this episode about her fav/and least fav sexual positions, and another from a wife dealing with PE in her marriage. Listen now to hear what she has to say!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewife)

A love story. Jordyn is here with a special guest and friend Lauren; who is DEEP DIVING into her own personal story of a love affair gone good. Not right away of course hehe. We are peeling back the layers (ahem there is a lot) and leaving judgment at the door. (or go ahead judge away =p I know I did) Lauren gets vulnerable and shares her trials of marriage & infidelity (from both sides) which lets be honesty...is a pretty common (And unfortunate) thing in todays society. We all know the term "broken family" and the pressure to keep it "unbroken.=;" But is "unbroken" really best, or is it broken and all the pieces are under one roof? We go over the marriage , cheating, the divorce and remarrying (yes.....) , an affair, a trip to Egypt, and coming to terms with THE HEART WANT WHAT IT WANTS. Does she have any regrets? Jordyn is sure to ask. Tune in!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewife)

This week Jordyn is going through some Do's and Do-f#cking-nots in marriage according to....her. From stroking an ego, farting in front of your spouse ( WE ADDRESS A PASS GAS LIE BEING SPREAD ) anal tradegies, to being bipolar with intention, we cover it all; bottom line you get what you give! Giving insight in to her own marriage currently being trapped in the same home 247 Jordyn is here to be real and honest about what she thinks keeps the mystery in a marriage. We also hear from the listeners about what they say keeps the sexy going....at the end Jordyn answers a question from a listener about what to do in a sexless/loveless marriage.

Jordyn is back and sharing her thirsty attempt to shamelessly self promo on the next door app (actually tried craigslist too but that failed as well, damn moderators). She suspects a Karen neighbor which sounds probable, and a little shit talking down goes down in regards to "neighbor Karen", who needs to get laid clearly. Jordy is sharing her first failed attempt at a threesome (there were no fails after that lolz) and its worth a giggle or too, or at the very least judgment. She goes on to tease her more explicit stories only to ask you to pay for them, because if she is going to expose herself at least let her get her bag. Ending the episode with fantasy talk and what gets Jordyn off that slightly embarrasses her. Hope you enjoy the episode xoxo horny people!

Jordyn is in session with the first (of many) MOODY MONDAYZ. Taking a mini dive into pop culture, the Khloe Kardashian photo scandal (we think she's gorgeous in them all) FILTER LYFEEEE, and most importantly talking shit about the girls who #nofilter and are lying little beezys; segway our way into the era of facetune and calling out the girls that claim its "rEalLy ThEm". Jordyn isn't holding back about what grinds her gears when it comes to blogger shilling in 2021, "Jesus Saved" bios with tata pics for days. Sipping the haterade without being a troll, I promise I love every horny man and woman, but I am calling you out if you don't own it. Ps. I do go in on capitalizing on tears, dog moms who think they pushed a yorkie out of their puss, and any b*tch that says they can have my man.--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-horny-housewife/support