Greetings! Hosts Evan Cox and Chris Binning are ready to talk about cards! Valentine's Day, birthdays, get well soon, and every kind in between! Plus, Evan can't remember the name of the main song in the musical Rent, Chris painfully over-explains a Brian Regan joke and they both miss having hobbies.

The stars are out tonight to talk all about the Academy Awards, and awards in general! Receiving her second nomination for best How Do We Human guest, Mary Nguyen (@maryhbnguyen, In A World podcast). Also racking up his second nomination, Wes Selby (@wesselby). And, a newcomer, with his very first nomination, Adam Macias (@adamrmac, In A World podcast, Finger Guns podcast). And trying to reign all this chaos in, your hosts, Evan Cox and Chris Binning!

The wait from the previous episode is over! This new episode has hosts Evan Cox and Chris Binning talking about waiting, especially in public places. Plus, Evan wants hospitals to employ a full-time Dungeons and Dragons dungeon master, Chris spends several minutes of this discussion in tears, and they both hope the time you're spending on the toilet is going well. #GoBeNumberSix

Hope you find everything you're looking for today with this episode as hosts Chris Binning and Evan Cox talk customer service. Plus, Chris sings a musical tribute to Larry David and Greta Gerwig, Evan's body is changing, and they both wonder if the customer is always right. #GoBeNumber6

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In an episode suggested by listener @theandrewmoraca, hosts Chris Binning and Evan Cox talk all about dreams and the awkwardness of telling other people about them. Plus, Chris has a product for good luck, Evan wishes he thought more about types of pants, and they both fear that their phones listen to them.

Hosts Evan Cox and Chris Binning talk about the simple task of making returns -- guess what? It makes them uncomfortable! -- and they spice this episode up with a little New Year's flavor! Plus, Evan loves scootin', Chris has a lot of weird "nevers", and they both have trouble remembering things.

Ho-ho-hold on! Stop what you're doing! It's time to listen to hosts Chris Binning and Evan Cox talk about Christmas! Plus, Chris does a bevy of musical impressions from Jimmy Durante to 2 Chainz, Evan goes to the grocery store every day, and they both get caught in a time loop. Not to mention, Chris and Evan try to decide if Die Hard is a Christmas movie after all.

Hosts Evan Cox and Chris Binning, like all podcasts, want to take this special time of year to talk about random Richard Gere movies. This year? American Gigolo and An Officer And A Gentleman. Plus, Evan doesn't think Zachs are leading man material, Chris thinks criminals should install people's curtains, and both Evan AND Chris have brought games to play?!

Join li'l jerks Chris Binning and Evan Cox as they talk about giving and receiving gifts. Plus, Chris' coworkers think he's a genius, Evan's revved his engines and an audio mishap caused both of them to end up in the same room as Jojo Rabbit writer/director/star Taika Waititi.

Take a break and go on a trip with hosts Evan Cox and Chris Binning to the wonderful world of vacations. Plus, Evan is the world's biggest fan of hotels, Chris has a sarcastic scream, and they both get thrown for a loop by Adobe Audition.

Gather ‘round with hosts Chris Binning and Evan Cox to celebrate Thanksgiving. Plus, Chris likes to keep the intro stanky, Evan’s an anti-cake man, and both seek redemption in Evan’s eyes for the North Hollywood Dog Haus.

Improviser and Lyft driver Patrick Gremillion (@patricksimongremillion) joins hosts Evan Cox and Chris Binning as they all discuss ride shares, both from the perspective of passengers and drivers. Plus, Patrick harangues anyone who says "baby", Evan has countless bandaids, and Chris has an app on his phone that causes him to live in fear.

Fresh off talking about Receiving Criticism, hosts Chris Binning and Evan Cox are ready to talk about meditation, and host a guided meditation, just for you! Plus, Chris is subconsciously tortured by Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros, Evan takes baths after showers, and they both wonder what hashtags would be like if you could never use pre-existing ones. Royalty free music from https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

Hosts Evan Cox and Chris Binning lose their minds talking about the awkwardness of receiving criticism. Plus, Evan knows what clothes want, Chris' inner New Yorker monologue can't take meditation seriously, and they both are surprised how serious they can be.

Boo! Did I scare you? Oh, I'm sorry, what I meant to do was describe this new episode of How Do We Human, in which hosts Chris Binning and Evan Cox talk about the spooky holiday of Halloween. Plus, Chris tests his ability to recall secondary Ghostbusters characters, Evan debuts a new segment for stories at the dog park, and they both have a sexy Star Wars costume idea.

Hosts Evan Cox and Chris Binning parked themselves in front of some microphones to talk about parking themselves in a car. Plus, Evan does an impression of his sister, Chris thinks some human jobs should be replaced by machines, and Chris tries to set Evan up for his own joke about valet service.

Actor Tory N. Thompson (@tory_is_tnt) joins hosts Chris Binning and Evan Cox to give a lesson on how to best promote yourself and your projects. Plus, Tory wants you to know he’s not wearing a poop shirt, Chris poses a "who would win in a fight" question for the ages, and Evan is the only one of the three to not mention aliens.

Hosts Evan Cox and Chris Binning celebrate their 25th episode by taking a free version of the Myers-Briggs test (which means you can take it along with them, at https://www.123test.com/jung-personality-test/). Plus, Evan got down with the sickness (ooh wha-ah-ah-ah!), Chris can't remember the name of the protagonist in the show 24, and they both worry about being labeled as psychopaths.

Sit at the cool kids table with hosts Chris Binning and Evan Cox as they conclude their high school series with High School Socializing. Plus, Chris has receipts, Evan can only do an impression of one Simpsons character, and they both continue to wait for Gavin Leatherwood’s apology from last episode.

Host of In A World podcast Mary Nguyen (@maryhbnguyen) joins hosts Evan Cox and Chris Binning as they venture into dangerous territory: an entire episode on High School Crushes! Plus, Mary has a new tattoo, Evan thrives in email world, and Chris is soliciting suggestions to help him organize his movie collection.

Scarlet macaw wrangler Louise Sylvester (@louisesylvester) joins hosts Chris Binning and Evan Cox in the latest installment of our high school saga to talk all about the high school gym. Plus, Louise is all DIY, Chris has a Twitter bot imposter, and Evan has the most triumphant exit from a class ever. Also, please let us know, which of the three of us went to the weirdest high school?

Comedian Derrick Lee Hood stops by to talk about high school extracurriculars and give gifts to hosts Evan Cox and Chris Binning. Plus, Derrick applauds people in his life, Evan has a new nickname for people he knows named Rob, and Chris struggles to keep this episode on topic.

In the first of our High School series, writer/improviser Cailey Follet (@caileyfollet) joins hosts Chris Binning and Evan Cox to discuss High School Classes and Teachers. Plus, Cailey’s focused on her kombucha, Chris almost died in a fire, and Evan likes making Chris cry.

To be clear, this is ending conversations in general, and hosts Evan Cox and Chris Binning are joined by actor Wes Selby (@wesselby), not ending conversations with actor Wes Selby (@wesselby) in particular. Plus, Wes has some controversial fast food opinions, Evan pianos too hard, and Chris definitely knows his Romeo and Juliet characters.

Make a plan to listen to hosts Chris Binning and Evan Cox today as they talk about the awkwardness and difficulties that go into making plans. Plus, Chris has a deal for pirates tired of burying treasure, Evan knows his animated character screams, and they both just want to go bowling and get Dairy Queen Blizzards.

Ring ring! Hello? Hi, it’s hosts Evan Cox and Chris Binning here to discuss the awkwardness of talking on the phone. Plus, Evan trash talks another major corporation, Chris wants an unusual Disney live-action remake, and they both debut Owen Wilson impressions.

Hosts Chris Binning and Evan Cox are back, baby! Their first attempt to talk about Navigating The Gym didn’t go so great, but they're here to try again! Plus, Chris immediately derails the episode to talk about meteorologist names, Evan teases a month of future episodes, and they both actually succeed in talking about the gym.

Hosts Evan Cox and Chris Binning may not be gym members, but that's not going to stop them from talking about it! Or at least trying to! Plus, Evan struggles to tell a story, Chris refuses to accept any criticism about his favorite restaurant, and both of them sing a song about beef.

Listen up, boo-boos! After hosts Chris Binning and Evan Cox came up with the BRILLIANT movie idea "Ghost Plane" last episode, they decided this week to talk all about ghosts and paranormal activities they may may have experienced in their lives. Plus, Chris loves a good Oxford comma, Evan laughs in the face of airplane turbulence, and they both wonder if Jane Fonda is a real person.

Hosts Evan Cox and Chris Binning finally dive deep into an episode Chris has been lobbying for: Public Restrooms! Don't worry, it's not as gross of an episode as you might think. Plus, Evan champions bidets, Chris has strong demands for restaurant coleslaw, and both of them create the greatest movie idea of all time.

Follicly challenged hosts Chris Binning and Evan Cox welcome actress and improviser Katie Elsaesser (@elsassypants) to talk all about hair. What is it? Where does it come from? And how do you know if it's right for you? Plus, Katie reveals her bandana legacy, Chris struggles to not make the episode all about Avengers: Endgame, and Evan is tired of gross commercials.

Honk honk, beep beep! A lot of people listen to podcasts in traffic, so hosts Evan Cox and Chris Binning are here to do a whole podcast episode all about that traffic, and how angry it makes them! Yeah! Let's get pissed off! Plus, Evan slurps on Jamba Juice, Chris reveals himself to be a posh sportsman, and both of them run the Talking Heads song "Once In A Lifetime" into the ground.

Party time! Join hosts Chris Binning and Evan Cox as they reminisce on parties they may or may not have been invited to. Plus, Chris has a bizarre reaction to a party in his honor, Evan recalls being traumatized by cherry tomatoes, and they both talk about impressions they were able to do once but never again.

Professional model Maya Samaha (@mayamused) joins hosts Evan Cox and Chris Binning to give tips and tricks to get more comfortable having your photo taken. Plus, Maya gets bamboozled by casting agents booking a recent job, Evan's very excited to talk about taxes, and Chris needs help fixing his past

Order up! Hosts Chris Binning and Evan Cox have been stuck with bad food at restaurants a surprising number of times, and they're here to talk all about how to handle it. Plus, Chris has a new theory about the shape of the earth, Evan finds a lost opportunity with BLT's that add avocado, and they both repurpose the word 'doggos'.

Comedian Gabe Fabricant (@godhatesfabs) joins hosts Evan Cox and Chris Binning to discuss awkward encounters at the cineplex. Plus, Gabe refuses to pay for a Zack Snyder film, Evan reveals his bladder size, and Chris was recently stood up for a date and won't stop talking about it.

Oh, you thought we lost our minds when we talked about elevators for an hour? You ain't seen nothing yet! Hosts Chris Binning and Evan Cox take a deep dive into the history of New York and Los Angeles lawyer team Cellino & Barnes, and the firm's messy breakup. Plus, Chris feels outraged by the Liberty Mutual jingle, Evan equates prog rock to intelligence, and Evan creates a Cellino & Barnes game show for Chris to play.

Hosts Evan Cox and Chris Binning are talking all about elevators. Yeah, you read that right. Over an hour of talking about elevators. These guys have fully lost their minds. Plus, Evan reveals the M&M's character he relates to the most, Chris thinks Mother Nature has a vendetta specifically against him, and the pair discover a surefire way to improve any movie.

Hosts Chris Binning and Evan Cox speak about speaking... in public?! Plus, Chris reveals he's secretly a real manly man, Evan searches for a therapist, and both men profess a deep love for making announcements over PA systems.

Hosts Evan Cox and Chris Binning discuss the awkwardness of job interviews. Evan recalls being a pawn at the mercy of a hedge fund billionaire, Chris learns what Disney character you should never compare yourself to, and they solve the mystery of "how to human" much quicker than they expected.