Hosts Evan Cox and Chris Binning discuss the awkward future that awaits us all in the new year and beyond. Plus, Evan speaks like the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Chris wants to smell like McDonald's, and they both guess the names of each other's grandparents.

Hosts Chris Binning and Evan Cox discuss the topic of silence -- natural silences, awkward silences, and everything in between. Plus, Chris questions HBO, Evan will be broke for Christmas, and they both want you to convince them to start a Patreon.  

Hosts Evan Cox and Chris Binning discuss the awkward moments that can occur at a buffet. Plus, Evan slept on a mattress full of newspaper, Chris joined the tracksuit mafia, and they both got their hearts broken by pie in 2022.  

Hosts Chris Binning and Evan Cox talk about the awkwardness when there's pressure to have fun. Plus, Chris makes merch, Evan likes Daylight Savings Time, and they both identify as Island Boys.  

Hosts Chris Binning and Evan Cox discuss awkward feelings associated toward wearing and buying hats. Plus, Chris wants to create a dating show to rival The Bachelor and Love Is Blind, Evan was complimented by a car full of strangers, and they both are fascinated by actors in Metaverse commercials.

Snack attack! Hosts Evan Cox and Chris Binning talk about awkwardness related to snacks and snacking, as well as what does or does not count as a snack. Plus, Evan has a way to revolutionize shopping carts, Chris was abandoned at Friendsgiving, and they both would host Watch What Happens Live.

Before last week's winning Powerball lottery draw, hosts Chris Binning and Evan Cox go all in on the topic of gambling. Plus, Chris has his own version of Taylor Swift's Midnights album, Evan is not a robot, and they both cast a Happy Madison production of Alice In Wonderland.

Writer Mary Nguyen (@maryhbnguyen) returns to talk about working the new comedy series for Netflix, Blockbuster, as well as join hosts Evan Cox and Chris Binning in discussing other defunct stores, items, and practices. Plus, Mary is ready for a UFO to land in New York, Evan has guitar metal in his eye, and Chris has a DVD of Monster House ready to go at a moment's notice.

Actor Zach Jobe (@zhjobe) and writer Cailey Follet (@caileyfollet) join hosts Evan Cox and Chris Binning to create haunted houses based on random word prompts. Plus, Zach confuses Matthew McConaughey and Larry The Cable Guy, Cailey assumes no one knows what elephants are, Evan almost sticks a landing, and Chris peppers in puns.

Hosts Chris Binning and Evan Cox talk all about attention, and the awkwardness that comes with it. Plus, Chris thinks of himself as an American Boy, Evan deployed a bath bomb outside of his tub, and they both have a mystery impression they want you to guess.

Hosts Evan Cox and Chris Binning discuss the awkwardness that comes with practicing good posture, as well as the pain that comes with having bad posture. Plus, Evan wants to start a parade in his neighborhood, Chris wants to replace Trevor Noah on The Daily Show, and they both try to remember Pitbull songs.

Trendsetting hosts Chris Binning and Evan Cox finally get around to trying a 2019 viral sensation, the chicken sandwich from Popeye's. Plus, Chris feels relief for Jack Quaid, Evan's shoulder is back, and Chris brings a game for Evan to play. Kind of.

Hosts Evan Cox and Chris Binning discuss their tradition of watching Saturday Night Live, as well as their thoughts on the SNL season 48 premiere featuring Miles Teller and Kendrick Lamar. Plus, Evan considers himself part of the Seattle Mariners team, Chris just started watching The X-Files, and they both discuss famous celebrity bogs.

Hosts Chris Binning and Evan Cox discuss the awkwardness of preparing meat, and also consider which lunch meat is the best (with input provided by former guest Patrick Gremillion). Plus, Chris got caught in a street race, Evan met farmers who were bad with children, and the reveal of last episode's mysterious fall garland.

Hosts Evan Cox and Chris Binning discuss the awkwardness associated with being a member of an audience. Plus, Evan has two tickets to Pavement-dise, Chris bought a mysterious fall-themed garland, and they both praise Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan.

Hosts Chris Binning and Evan Cox find their episode prompt by selecting a random word from an article about the alleged cast feuds brewing between the cast of Don't Worry, Darling. Plus, Chris wants to live with corgis, Evan takes a phone call, and did Harry Styles really spit on Chris Pine?

Hosts Evan Cox and Chris Binning come out of hiding to discuss the awkwardness of hiding. Plus, Evan found a new favorite subreddit, Chris pulled an Arnold Schwarzenegger at work, and they are both sweating.

Hosts Chris Binning and Evan Cox discuss the awkwardness of doing laundry, whether in an apartment building or at a public laundromat. Plus, Chris tried to blend in with a vacuum cleaner, Evan was mocked by a child, and they both offer a screenwriting competition prompt.

Hosts Evan Cox and Chris Binning take a deep dive into the subject of pools and the awkwardness stemming from swimming, swimsuits, lifeguard interactions, and more. Plus, Evan wants to write a teen drama, Chris feels bad for the little fishes in the sea, and they both don't want you to push the Hulk's buttons.

Hosts Chris Binning and Evan Cox discuss the awkwardness of accessorising your phone with cases, ringtones, and more. Plus, Chris knows tides, Evan's into wizard garb, and they both look into the highest priced phone cases.

Hosts Evan Cox and Chris Binning discuss the awkwardness that comes from doing what they do on this very show: telling stories. Plus, Evan felt like Maya Angelou, Chris got cornered in a Hunger Games trailer, and they both wonder if dogs on movie sets get jealous of the Best Boy.  

Hosts Chris Binning and Evan Cox discuss bumper stickers, window decals, and a variety of other ways to pimp your ride, and the ways it makes them feel awkward. Plus, Chris has big Sour Patch Kids, Evan could get a full sleeve of tattoos, and they both wonder who is in charge of Looney Tunes merchandising.

Hosts Evan Cox and Chris Binning talk about the awkwardness surrounding temperature, hot or cold. Plus, Evan squirts lemon juice in his mouth, Chris can't live anywhere (including where he lives), and they both sweat. A lot.

Hosts Chris Binning and Evan Cox talk about sugar. Kind of. They're all over the place. Almost like they're on some kind of sugar high?! Plus, Chris buys naughty strawberries, Evan gets sad thinking about Jim Carrey impressions, and they both think fevers are the most musical sicknesses.

Hosts Evan Cox and Chris Binning talk about how awkward it can be buying and wearing sunglasses. Plus, Evan wants a new water bottle, Chris thinks he's the only one who's heard of Ross and TJ Maxx, and they both think green apples are the sexiest apples.

Podcast hosts (or are they content creators?) Chris Binning and Evan Cox discuss the awkwardness around content and content creation. Plus, Chris has sleeves full of OSHA reports, Evan has a lot of thoughts on sunglasses, and they both agree that this podcast could use more jewels.

Ermahgerd! Hosts Evan Cox and Chris Binning discuss the ever-evolving world of memes and meme culture. Plus, Evan feels like Gran Torino Clint Eastwood, Chris has Tony Shalhoub as the angel on his shoulder, and they finally both discover a G Thang.

Hosts Chris Binning and Evan Cox approach your ears to discuss the awkwardness of being approached and talking to strangers. Plus, Chris struggles to remember boy bands, Evan was murdered by Star Wars, and they both learn about the history behind the Fortnite "thank the bus driver" meme.  

Hosts Evan Cox and Chris Binning talk about decorating. Do they have awkward stories? Find out for yourself, punk. Plus, Evan is a crow now, Chris checks in with the Twitter bot pretending to be him, and they both try to work out a clown-based stand-up routine.

Anxious hosts Chris Binning and Evan Cox talk about the awkwardness surrounding anxiety and panic attacks. Plus, Chris wants attention, Evan has a Benjamin Button bladder, and they both salute you.

Hosts Evan Cox and Chris Binning sit around and talk about sitting. Plus, Evan makes an old man noise when he stands up, Chris never "manspreads" on the bus, and they both get federal aid to attend Butt School.

Hosts Chris Binning and Evan Cox discuss the awkward moments associated with buying a car. Plus, Chris takes an L at Target, Evan becomes a Transformer, and they both feel like we're close to having mopeds that play golf.

Hosts Evan Cox and Chris Binning discuss perfectionism and how they're practically (im)perfect in every way. Plus, Evan has a new stand-up routine, Chris laughs alone on his new couch, and they both have more fun with the Thomas the Tank Engine theme song.

Hosts Chris Binning and Evan Cox have another mystery episode, but have to solve a Wordle puzzle first to find their topic. Plus, Chris cried surrounded by actors, Evan almost falls out of his chair, and they both enjoy the Thomas The Tank Engine theme song.

OMG, have you heard? Hosts Evan Cox and Chris Binning are talking about gossip, and how awkward it can be. Plus, Evan adds two commandments, Chris wants to share a bond with Hyundai drivers, and they both cast an elderly Justice League.  

Hosts Chris Binning and Evan Cox follow through on their promise to deliver a full episode about music legends The Baha Men, as well as the origin of their hit song "Who Let The Dogs Out". Plus, Chris wants to buy Twitter, Evan wonders if he still knows the Macarena, and they discuss which breakfast cereal would be most likely to increase lustiness.

Hosts Evan Cox and Chris Binning talk about As Seen On TV commercials and products. But wait! There's more! Evan wants to investigate the Pussy Posse, Chris brings a game, and they both talk a lot about The Baha Men for some reason.

Fresh off live streaming the 94th Academy Awards, hosts Chris Binning and Evan Cox talk about their experience and how awkward it made them feel. Plus, Chris accidentally shaved, Evan strives to make someone cheer harder than when Flash entered the Speed Force, and they both wonder if they should do a mukbang.

Hosts Evan Cox and Chris Binning talk about the awkward feelings associated with holding a grudge -- or having one held against you! Plus, Evan has a Wordle conspiracy, Chris watched a 13-hour analysis of Victorious, and they both have a horror-themed wedding planning business to start up.

Hosts Chris Binning and Evan Cox discuss the awkward feelings that come with declaring yourself part of a fandom. Plus, Chris doesn't want to be the pretzel guy, Evan got a threat in the mail, and they both love Weird Al Yankovic.

Bo Donaldson (@thephilosarapper) returns to help hosts Evan Cox and Chris Binning finish the bracket and determine once and for all which song titled "Crazy" is the best. Plus, Bo knows what music the Justice League listens to, Evan reminisces about movie trailers doing slow covers of popular songs, and Chris likes the word boing.

Bo Donaldson (@thephilosarapper) returns to join hosts Chris Binning and Evan Cox to determine which song titled Crazy is the best. Plus, Bo wishes the apocalypse wasn't so boring, Chris lies for jokes, and Evan wonders why there aren't Kenny Loggins chickens.

Hosts Evan Cox and Chris Binning crack down on the subject of going to the chiropractor and how awkward it can be. Plus, Evan questions David Bowie, Chris records in the Walt Disney Concert Hall, and they both create a country band.  

Hosts Chris Binning and Evan Cox recover the once thought-to-be-lost How Do We Human episode, where they discuss the awkward moments surrounding the beach. Plus, Chris has tweeted many a tweet, Evan hides his feet, and they both have Steve Urkel moments.

Hosts Evan Cox and Chris Binning talk about the awkward culture surrounding renting little scooters in the big city. Plus, Evan wants helmet hair, Chris nibbled on blood pizza, and they both wonder what mayors look like.

Two (2) hosts Chris Binning and Evan Cox discuss the awkwardness that can arise from numbers and math. Plus, Chris pocket-messaged an old crush, Evan knows what the people want, and they both wonder how many years Blue Bloods has been on the air.  

Hosts Evan Cox and Chris Binning have talked a lot about shame in these past 146 episodes, but this episode is all about that embarrassing emotion. Plus, Evan has a way to revolutionize golf, Chris cried over Roller Coaster Tycoon, and they both find humor to be far too important to them.

Hosts Chris Binning and Evan Cox talk about the awkward moments that can light up an arcade (or a barcade!). Plus, Chris calls out someone he saw on the beaches of San Diego, Evan doesn't think he should be allowed to be strong, and they both want to go rock climbing.