Hosts Evan Cox and Chris Binning discuss awkward stories surrounding the world of drugs, prescription and otherwise, along with their experience with the D.A.R.E. program. Plus, Evan pitches a new jingle for Nyquil, Chris wants to have the purest pee, and they both throw around a lot of air quotes.

Hosts Chris Binning and Evan Cox discuss the uncomfortable reality of getting scammed. Plus, Chris gets a special Letterboxd review, Evan prepares to escape his evil landlord, and they both wonder if OfferUp is Tinder for stuff.

Dumb little hosts Evan Cox and Chris Binning discuss the awkward and uncomfortable moments surrounding feeling stupid. Plus, Evan faces Spectrum Internet's greatest challenge, Chris reveals the results of Gift or Grift, and they both revisit the heated debate: is Sebastian the crab from The Little Mermaid actually a lobster?

Hosts Chris Binning and Evan Cox march their way into your ears to talk all about awkward moments surrounding parades, both as participants and as spectators. Chris holds out hope that he could be scammed, Evan learns the scientific term for a booger, and they both make very current, topical references to David Fincher's The Killer.

Hosts Evan Cox and Chris Binning discuss awkward moments and feelings from being included (and excluded) from online communities, through Discord channels, livestream chats, subreddits, and more. Plus, Evan doesn't want to get left behind, Chris wonders if he should get scammed over a tee shirt, and they both want to plan your bridal shower.

Writer Mary Nguyen (@maryhbnguyen) returns to join hosts Chris Binning and Evan Cox in discussing alien conspiracies, alleged encounters, and their guesses for People magazine's Sexiest Man Alive 2023. Plus, Mary is fascinated by plants and giants, Chris sat next to someone strange on an airplane, and Evan doesn't want to have milk debt.

To simultaneously celebrate Halloween and the World Series, hosts Evan Cox and Chris Binning draft horror movie characters to baseball teams, obviously! Plus, Evan might have ghosts in his cabin in the woods, Chris struggles to fill in a PDF, and they both want to know if people are attracted to the demon from Sinister.

Hosts Chris Binning and Evan Cox discuss the awkward feeling that comes from attending work events and work parties. Plus, Chris stained his shorts, Evan's right eye is Boston strong, and between the two of them come up with dozens of new reality shows.

Hosts Evan Cox and Chris Binning discuss awkward stories related to gas stations, experiences in their accompanying convenience stores, and the franchises they want to visit. Plus, Evan finds a reason to visit Arizona, Chris met a viral TikTok sensation, and they're both fascinated by strange mascots.

Improviser Derrick Lee Hood (@derrickleehood of @demonimprov) returns to the podcast after over 200 episodes to join hosts Chris Binning and Evan Cox to discuss the format and potential awkwardness that can come out of late night talk shows. Plus, Derrick gives marriage advice, Chris almost sliced Evan's eye with a pastry wrapper, and Evan thinks they should all try working at Google.

Hosts Evan Cox and Chris Binning discuss the awkwardness around their own voices, as well as voices of other people around. Plus, Evan has a new TikTok voice, Chris wants more Taylor Swift talk in the NFL, and they both fumble the intro to the podcast they've done over 230 times before.

After taking quizzes for the past 32 episodes, hosts Chris Binning and Evan Cox gather them all together to determine which one is the best. Plus, Chris reveals his Two Popes, Evan worries he thinks like an NFL quarterback, and they both struggle to identify the octafinal from the quarterfinal.

Tory N. Thompson (@tory_is_tnt) returns to join hosts Evan Cox and Chris Binning in talking about watching sports in person, as well as try to name every team in the USA's big 4 sports. Plus, Tory can walk to the new home of Taylor Swift, Evan spewed beer on his feet, and Chris has a special relationship with the Los Angeles Dodgers.

Hosts Chris Binning and Evan Cox talk awkward milk stories and the Got Milk ad campaign. Plus, Chris inspires a grandma-themed game show, Evan summons ghouls to the podcast, and they both take a quiz to see how much, if anything, they know about cattle.

Hosts Evan Cox and Chris Binning discuss the awkward feeling surrounding being swept up in mass societal panic. Plus, Evan doesn't want to do the math, Chris had miscommunications at Mimi's Cafe as a child, and they both find out if they'd survive a zombie apocalypse, according to an unusual source.

Hosts Chris Binning and Evan Cox talk about the awkwardness surrounding both good and bad luck. Plus, Chris would be good at a video game that doesn't exist, Evan is cursed, and they take a quiz that fails to deliver on its promise.

Hosts Evan Cox and Chris Binning use a transcript of the Barbie movie's screenplay to get a surprise topic! What could it be? Plus, Evan reveals hometown gossip, Chris worries he forgot how to open doors, and they're both tired, wearing pink, and pitching CBD businesses.

Hosts Chris Binning and Evan Cox discuss the awkward feelings of being nosy, and the types of things they most want to know -- looking at you, celebrity divorces! Plus, Chris wants to rebrand gyms, Evan wants to yell at two borderline teenagers, and they both take a quiz trying to guess the celebrities by their noses (Quiz here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/nora_2702/celebrity-nose-identification-quiz).

Hosts Evan Cox and Chris Binning discuss awkward feelings surrounding names. Plus, Evan has a re-write of Dear Evan Hansen in mind, Chris has a Canadian Denver omelet in Dallas in stomach, and they both try to remember every Saturday Night Live cast member.

Hosts Chris Binning and Evan Cox play around with stories of awkwardness in regards to playing games and being playful. Plus, Chris vibes with lions, Evan is a good friend on social media, and they both hate QR codes.  

Hosts Evan Cox and Chris Binning are back to bug you with another episode about bugs! Plus, Evan wants you to shuck him, Chris had his passion for art destroyed by termites, and they have both been sick of Barbenheimer trends for weeks.  

What's up, doc? Hosts Chris Binning and Evan Cox discuss awkward stories surrounding bugs and other creepy-crawlies. Plus, Chris mashes up Transformers and pastas, Evan sat in his hamper to be cool, and they both wonder if there are more Lady Bird's other than Saoirse Ronan.

Hosts Evan Cox and Chris Binning discuss the awkward moment when encountering paywalls, especially from The New York Times and LA Times. Plus, Evan wants to complete puzzles, Chris finds the coolest place to have a panic attack, and they both take a quiz to see how long they would last on The Price Is Right.

Eavesdrop on hosts Chris Binning and Evan Cox as they discuss the awkward joy of eavesdropping and the awkward horror of being eavesdropped upon. Plus, Chris gets a stand-up comedy catchphrase, Evan wants to take a George Lucas approach to the Friday movies, and they take a quiz trying to recognize animal sounds (https://bit.ly/3XsHbIe).

Hosts Evan Cox and Chris Binning talk about the awkward waiting and exchanges that take place in the department of motor vehicles. Plus, Evan focuses on frozen pizzas more than his bank information, Chris wants to host Wheel of Fortune, and they both take a quiz to determine how socially awkward they are.

Hosts Evan Cox and Chris Binning venture deeper into an often-mentioned topic on this podcast: the city of Seattle. Plus, Evan mourns one of the best billionaires, Chris knows you can find a smokeshow anywhere, and they both find out what specific type of introvert they are.

After talking about malls last episode, this week hosts Chris Binning and Evan Cox go to the Burbank Town Center mall and recap their experience. Plus, Chris dropped a fat seal, Evan befriends a trio of teenage goofballs, and they both take a quiz to see if they would survive a fantasy adventure.

Hosts Chris Binning and Evan Cox discuss awkward and uncomfortable moments in shopping malls. Plus, Chris feels discouraged from taking a Trader Joe's sample, Evan wants dogs to save the economy, and they both take a trip to the mysterious Forbidden Mall.

Hosts Evan Cox and Chris Binning talk about procrastination and whether or not they've already done this episode. Plus, Evan got Goop'd, Chris might have driven behind Jude Law, and they both take a quiz surrounding the Mandela Effect.  

Hosts Chris Binning and Evan Cox discuss the awkwardness of sharing movies, memes, and more with other people, and the fear of whether or not they'll like them too. Plus, Chris skipped King Charles' Coronation, Evan had a wardrobe malfunction, and they both try to guess the biggest stand-up comedians from 20 years ago.

Hosts Evan Cox and Chris Binning discuss the awkwardness of being in the dark, both literally and metaphorically. Plus, Evan hears his Manchurian Candidate trigger phrase, Chris wants a movie based on the mobile game Dadish, and they both try to remember Vin Diesel movies.

Hosts Chris Binning and Evan Cox share awkward stories about doors, pants, and repairs -- because how can you talk about one without talking about the other two?? Plus, Chris receives an urgent Instagram DM, Evan gets fooled by churches, and they both discuss the legacy of Carpool Karaoke.

Hosts Evan Cox and Chris Binning discuss awkward bad habits and how to break them. Plus, Evan feels obligated to include Hobgoblin in his sentences, Chris turns a family dinner into a Saw trap, and they both try to guess all of the lyrics to Ed Sheeran's song "Bad Habits".

Indecisive hosts Chris Binning and Evan Cox take a quiz to discover what food they should order for dinner live on mic. Will they get old favorites, or have to try something new? Plus, Chris has a birthday subscription service, Evan wishes more people loved the Hobgoblin, and they both wonder which of Santa's reindeer is the fastest. Find out what you should eat here: https://www.proprofs.com/quiz-school/story.php?title=1dq-what-should-i-eat-tonight

Hosts Evan Cox and Chris Binning discuss awkward travel moments and the states and countries they've visited. Plus, Evan can't find Spider-Man, Chris has trouble closing a door, and they both learn how Yoda sounds in other countries.  

Hosts Chris Binning and Evan Cox discuss the awkwardness of both teaching and being taught. Plus, Chris solved a charity mystery, Evan wrote a piece of music for Comedy Bang Bang, and they both try to figure out if they're smarter than a fifth grader.

Hosts Evan Cox and Chris Binning talk about ChatGPT and other AI: artificial intelligence (but not the movie) and its ever growing presence. Plus, Evan turns into Super Mario when he eats hot wings, Chris gets mistaken for an equestrian instructor, and they both don't trust mobile grocery pick-up orders.

Hosts Chris Binning and Evan Cox record in person to talk about advertisements, commercials, promos, and the like. Plus, they try to record an ad for this very podcast. But wait there's more! Chris was the Angela Bassett of his high school, Evan is bad with time, and they're both cranky old men who hate QR codes.

Sorry! Hosts Evan Cox and Chris Binning hate to bother you, but they have an episode talking about the awkwardness of giving and receiving apologies. Plus, Evan was yelled at by an old lady, Chris gets a wrong number text mid-episode, and they both find their celebrity doppelganger.

Hosts Chris Binning and Evan Cox discuss the awkwardness that comes with the fear of missing out, or FOMO. Plus, Chris possibly maybe kind of edited something for a panel at SXSW 2023, Evan congratulates Jeffrey Dahmer on going viral, and they both take a Green Book trivia quiz even though they've never seen the movie.

Hosts Evan Cox and Chris Binning discuss the awkwardness of being famous, as well as answer all of your burning Oscar questions. Who will win Best Picture? Who will get slapped? Who will be referred to as "wickedly talented"? Plus, Evan debuts a new character, Chris feels challenged by the Red Cross, and they both advocate for a military draft to host Saturday Night Live.

Hosts Chris Binning and Evan Cox discuss the awkwardness of packages and packaging. Plus, Chris receives a mysterious text, Evan remembers the moment he learned bananas have potassium, and they both take a quiz about love and animals.

Hosts Evan Cox and Chris Binning celebrate Presidents Day by discussing the awkwardness of taking leadership or working under poor leadership. Plus, Evan has a mysterious coin, Chris plans to rewrite Seabiscuit, and they take a quiz to see if they can remember all of the US presidents. The episode of Off-Book Chris is referring to: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ivf58k53nu0

To celebrate their 200th episode, hosts Chris Binning and Evan Cox take a career assessment quiz that's supposed to take half an hour, but takes them much longer. Plus, Chris has a strategy to get paid to play video games, Evan is scared of lasers, and they both realize they'd be good donut partners.

Hosts Evan Cox and Chris Binning recap their recent double date and discuss the awkwardness of bowling. Plus, Evan works out eating Skittles, Chris wonders if he says fiancé enough, and they both realize their meme knowledge is out of date.  

Writer, tax preparer, and cohost of The Big Bang Theory Theory podcast Kyle Amann (@kamateur89) joins Chris Binning and Evan Cox to discuss the awkwardness that can arise during tax season. Plus, Kyle reveals the best pick-up line he's ever heard, Chris brainstorms slogans, and Evan nicknames his deadline.

Hosts Evan Cox and Chris Binning discuss the pros and cons of road trips. Plus, Evan had a sad Taco Bell order, Chris got engaged, and they both have become cranky old men upset at technological advancements.  

From horniness in the workplace to toxic online comment sections, hosts Chris Binning and Evan Cox discuss the awkward inappropriate conversations they've been a part of. Plus, a raccoon filled Chris with joy, Evan felt un-zen in a bookstore, and they both wonder if meteorologists do their own research.