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Whatta debut for this 3 issue book "Colossus!" doesn't sum up the adventure this little water-cooler-globe-head-warrior takes on when unsuspecting fishermen catch him on there boat. He is ROBOT 13, with little to know understanding of where is he from, who he is and where he is going, it doesn't take long for him to see purpose. FIGHT, ROBOT, FIGHT! Writer Thomas Hall and art Daniel Bradford paint a mythological world, as an unlikely hero birthed from the ocean depths engages in a life-or-death battle with a terrifying Kraken. And thats just the opening pages. With just subtle hints to his background, another life lived and maybe a bigger epic picture, it's fair to say readers are left wanting more of this fun and flowing ride.   --Hit us up at [email protected] if you want to add a submission for a future Arc Analysis-- --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (and we promise it won't be sailboat deck pics)--

SPOILERS FROM THE JUMP Welp we did it, we made it, the Patrol arrived on time to celebrate mfn Halloween! And we did it in Coke n Dank fashion, with an all-time, rated-R, cult classic,  Halloween anthology, pulp fiction, comic book movie. Writer/director - Michael Dougher gives us 2007's - Trick 'R Treat, and there's a lot to see in this fictional town of Warren Valley, Ohio on the night of October 31st Halloween Night Less is more as we don't spare the nods, connections, links, lore and laugh in this movie, while we manage to find out Coke's first bought comic ever (BooM)   Do yourself a favour and check out this fun flick its worth the pumpkin seed --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (and we promise it won't be Halloween deck pics)--

Issue 3 of the new Jason Aaron Turtle run is out and just like we said, we're keeping up with it until it ends or we do. This round Leo is up as the adventure moves from Ralph and Mikey in Tokyo to the Ganges River of  India or Nepal or China or Bangladesh. its probably India.  Since we spend so many minutes not talking about TMNT T-U-R-T-L-E Power - Time Stamps included: 13:06 - The 2nd show start begins  44:30 - Comic Patrol Pull List  Coke: King Spawn #1 This Little Piggy #1 Batman: Full Moon #1 Dank:Big Guns Redneck #1 Predator vs Black Panther #1 Storm #1 We are going to check-in with which issues we read from last month and then look ahead for what's coming up in the solicitations for November, and pick out the ones that look most interesting to us. --Hit us up at [email protected] if you want to add a fun fan letter for a future shout out on the pod or your favourite pulled comic for the month! -- --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra screenshots of fun (we maybe promise it isn't a snapping turtle pic eating a foot solider)--

Welp, what can one say about 1950's comics. They're outta date, they're filled with propaganda, they lack diverse voice or faces, they don't age well, a lot of "men" are pulling the strings(story, art, concept, names).  This is especially true for 1954's True Love Confession #1, but gawd damn are they hilarious to live read.  This is the first time (probably not the last) Coke and Dank called an audible mid-review and acted out all the voices in this comic, and the results are way  funnier than actually reading the panels to yourself.  Follow along as Coke n Dank find True Loves Confession #1, truly terrible and lovingly hilarious.  --Hit us up at [email protected] if you want to add a submission for a future Arc Analysis-- --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (and we promise it won't be call an elaborate dating scheme between four people to steal Tex's girl and give her a kiss)--

Its been a while since we read up on our favourite half brothers Eric and Woody, as they learned the reason their father wanted them to stay together (think power gauntlets). What was supposed to be the perfect pairing of Offence and Defence, humour and sternness, is the yin and yang that brings you, Quantum & Woody. Vol. 2 returns us to the pair as they deal with the fallout from their previous adventure with their new 3rd roommate, Vincent Van goat, who should drive and where they'll end up by books end.  The only issue is will we get deeper with these characters who have only scratched the surface of what they can do? Or will we get trapped in a formula that will repeat the same methods of joke, joke, boom, joke?  --Hit us up at [email protected] if you want to add a submission for a future Arc Analysis-- --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (and we promise it won't be space spider deck pics)--

Across the Pages (AxP) is our series where we take two similar-ish characters/teams/properties from different creators or publishers and give their various forms of media a well-deserved spotlight. Both of these characters uphold the law in a satirical and exaggerated world, both in their own ways. One is a cyborg who was forced into his situation and trying to reconnect with his humanity, the other is a clone who is so successful at cutting ties with his humanity, he IS the law moreso than simply upholding it. In this episode, we cover:  RoboCop: Roulette (1993) Judge Dredd: Block Mania (1981) Judge Dredd (1995) RoboCop (1987)   --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't cyborg deck pics)-- #numeatz #sawftcheeze

Issue two of the new Jason Aaron Turtle run is out and just like we said, we're keeping up with it until it ends or we do. This one is all about Mikey's new celebrity status in Japan and how he is handling life after the disbanding of his brothers, one of who MIGHT show up in this issue.  In the second half of this episode, we are going to check-in with which issues we read from last month and then look ahead for what's coming up in the solicitations for October, and pick out the ones that look most interesting to us. --Hit us up at [email protected] if you want to add a fun fan letter for a future shout out on the pod-- --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra screenshots of fun (we maybe promise it isn't a turtle pic from our tortoise enclosure)--

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What do you get when you dress up killers like schoolgirls but also give them ninja-like masks? You call them Ninjettes, and they are what this book is all about. Yes, they are a spinoff from Jennifer Blood, but we didn't know that at the time, so we weren't sure what to expect. What we got was, well, schoolgirl ninja-esque women with rage issues. We think? Listen in for more!   --Hit us up at [email protected] if you want to add a submission for a future Arc Analysis-- --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (and we promise it isn't ninja themed dick pics)--

THE NEW TURTLE SERIES DROPPED!!! You better believe D'Lethal Weapons are gonna cover it (and every issue thereafter), and you cheezes and meatz are coming along for the ride. As an added bonus, not only are we going to tell you about Raphael's life in prison in this time jump from the last 2011 volume, but we are also going to let you know what's on the horizon. That's right, Coke N Dank are going to look ahead at the comic solicitations for September 2024 and pick out a few that catch our eyes. Stay tuned to the front and back half of this new monthly episode we cooked up for ya! --Hit us up at [email protected] if you want to add a fun fan letter for a future shout out on the pod-- --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra screenshots of fun (we maybe promise it isn't a dick pic from prison)--

ITS TIME - Red/Black meets Yellow/Blue, Ketchup meets Mustard, Coke meets Dank in our Deadpool & Wolverine Extravaganza Review.  Buckle up SawftCheezes n' NuMeatz as we go scene to scene, killshot to killshot, f*ck to f*ck breaking down the third instalment in this Deadpool franchise. Oh and in case you were listening closely the name on the boner-bone is: Visual Effects Supervisor - Swen Gillberg , God Bless You, muah! ...and because we forgot here's the cast  --Hit us up at [email protected] if you want to add a fun fan letter for a future shout out on the pod-- --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra screenshots of fun (we maybe promise it isn't a deadpool & wolverine podcast)   #opusmagnum #sawftcheezes #numeatz

What started as a simple First Glance tradition (checking out a single issue), turned into a whole series examination of the 6 issues for Avengers Twilight. One of the latest Avengers alt-universe limited runs, where heroes are hated, the government is bought and paid for, and Steve Rogers is struggling to keep his head down any longer. How does it start? How well does it end? Is the journey from start to finish fun? Are the characters interesting? And does the world keep us hooked? Find out here, as we record our thoughts after every issue we read, and mashed them all together here, in Eventus form, to let you hear our live impressions. --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't old man america dick pics)--

it is not often a book can keep us turning the page, whilst making every panel revealed a spit-take of audible laughter and enjoyment. We cant hide our excitement for this book! Not only does this book seemingly reinvent ways to tell multiple stories, but gawd-damn is it funny. A book so intent on showing the juvenile side of two protagonists, as they seeming choose to out-due each others decent into debauchery, foulness and ridiculousness fuelled alcoholism. This is @ssholes. A book filled with vanity of the rich, profanity, classism, ageism, sexism, chauvinism, macho-madness, competitiveness, depravity, insecurity and boyish irreverence. This book has a lot going for it on the surface, its clean paneling and illustrations punctuate the humour, its plotting of story progresses through a game of golf and 18 chapters, its written well and almost too familiar, and its hilarious - almost immediately.  What we find just barely under the surface, is that these two boys, are not men, are not heroes, and in this case these two @ssholes are actively trying to avoid any redemption, as we learn more about how these schmucks treat themselves, each other and anyone within earshot. Buckle up sawft cheezes you haven't had a ride until you've ridden with @SSHOLES! --Hit us up at [email protected] if you want to add a submission for a future Arc Analysis-- --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (no promises, we may be the @SSHOLES!)--

It's been less than the last block of Arc Analysis between volumes of Something is Killing the Children (63episodes, AA#77), but we had to see how this story played out!  Shoutouts to BOOM Studios! writer:James Tynion IV and artist: Werther Dell’Edera. Again the mood and temperature of this book are great, it iss both creepy, eerie, and exciting to enter this universe where something has killed almost all of the children and were still playing catch up to see why. Continuing immediately after the events of the first and second arc, this volume aims to wrap-up all the loose ends in the small town of Archer's Peak, as we follow Erica's last attempts to escape from the worst weekend ever? Can she do it? is everything resolved? Will the town accept the fate given to them? Whats the bus schedule? this and many more questions asked, but were not sure if answered! Check out our full review here! --Hit us up at [email protected] if you want to add a submission for a future Arc Analysis-- --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't monster dick pics)--

What can be said about an anthological, horror influenced, possible what-if, purgatory placed, mind-melt  of a book.. well a lot (and thats just Volume 1). But that doesn't begin to scratch the surface of this Image produced comic. W. Maxwell Prince written and art by Martín Morazzo. They take us on a ride that even after reading it, I still cant fully describe it.  So forgive me if I can't comprehend all that is Ice Cream Man Vol 1. Each story is self-contained with their own protagonists, and own hard and torturous lessons to learn. The only connection comes with what would be an eerie musical theme coming from a  colourful and inviting ice-cream truck. The driver that would be the "Ice Cream Man-the weaver of stories" What we can't figure out, is if this is a friend. a foe. a god. a demon. a clown or the man who, with a snap of his fingers changes the course of the direction to all he encounters. I say this with no exaggeration, Coke N Dank literally talked themselves into circles trying to figure out what to make of this book, and if they liked it. So the question is, will our confusion lead to you turning the page? Buckle up numeatz the patrol is on! --Hit us up at [email protected] if you want to add a submission for a future Arc Analysis--  --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't popsicle d pics)--

Well Sawftcheezes, we couldn't stop and that usually means you will reach an end.  Thus we did, we have thoughts and feelings on this great mouse adventure! Coke AND Dank return one last time to the forrest that holds the final face offs we were all waiting for. And we fall into the deep glow of the fire that claims more than one familiar face. Yes it's Scurry by Mac Smith. Who pens the story and draws all of Wix's wide eyed glory and condemnation (good word)! This is the finale in this great and desperate adventure.  Our champion protagonist Wix, tries to unite his friends, navigate the forrest and vanquish his enemies. As Pict dares to challenge the prophecy from the witches and make the great guardian rise! So buckle in and listen to us try and decipher how animals are better at surviving a nuclear storm than man. Gush over how size matters, as an allan key, nail and tac are the best weapons used by mice in battle. We continue to find more reasons to keep talking everything Scurry. --Hit us up at [email protected] if you want to add a submission for a future Arc Analysis-- --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't bear dick pics)--

We are doubling back to take a closer look at Image Comics shared universe... universe, with Ghost Machine. We dive deeper than out last episode introduction [Arc Analysis #75] with 3 major titles the Ghost Machine has to offer. Geiger: a post apocalyptic radioactive anti-heroes Redcoat: a draft dodger who can't seem to die Rook-Exodus: farmers with animal controlling helmets These are their premier titles and we are following to see if this universe has enough imagination and structure to keep our interests peaked and pages turning. Are we happy with what the first 2 issues of each title offer, or are we more lost than we began weeks ago, buckle in numeatz and click in for a wild new journey thanks to the Ghost Machine. --Hit us up at [email protected] if you want to add a topic for a future episodes-- --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't redcoated dick pics)--

Well Sawftcheezes, we couldn't resist returning back to a book that left us off in a cliffhanger. So why stop? Well. We. Didn't ! Coke AND Dank return to the forest that holds all the critters and creatures that survived "the sky wolf who ate the sun". We sink our teeth deeper into this gem of a book! Yes, it's Scurry by Mac Smith. Who pens the story and draws all the blades of grass, splinters of wood and rushing of raging waters in this great and desperate adventures. Our protagonist Wix, attempts to find his ride or dies: Pict - lost to the forest herself and Umf - home as the colony decides serious decisions, that will impact all of their lives.  Honestly, this 2nd part of the adventure has no business getting better than previously read but here we are, so buckle in and listen to us  try and pronounce Erebus correctly as we continue to find more reasons to keep talking everything Scurry. Shoutouts to Dank's favourite Atlas and Coke's favourite Skoga as we sink deeper into the dangers of the frrest. --Hit us up at [email protected] if you want to add a submission for a future Arc Analysis-- --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't raven dick pics)--

Well well Sawftcheezes, we are back with a book that couldn't help but make Coke AND Dank relive their childhood favourite moments. While also listing off all of their memorable mouse led animated movies of the late 80s and early 90s.  We are talking all things Scurry by Mac Smith. Who pens and draws all the great and desperate adventures of our protagonist Wix, and his ride or dies Pict and Umf as they scurry to find food, and safe haven for their colony in a new world of many dangers one being a menacing cat named Titan. Honestly, this tall tail of fantasy and adventure has no business being as good as it is, but buckle in and listen to us find more reasons to keep talking everything Scurry. --Hit us up at [email protected] if you want to add a submission for a future Arc Analysis-- --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't mice dick pics)--

It's been about 63 episodes of Arc Analysis, but we are back to this creepy, eerie, exciting universe where something really just keeps killing children! Picking up immediately after the events of the first arc, this volume dives deeper into the lore and backstory of how these child-killing monsters work. We also learn more about where the House of Slaughter and where Erica comes from, and what can happen when a monster situation is mishandled. Check out our full review here! --Hit us up at [email protected] if you want to add a submission for a future Arc Analysis-- --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't monster dick pics)--

What do you get when you take a mermaid out of water and stick her in a mech in a world full of sand and heat? There isn't much talking here, but with a setup like that, you don't really need much more.  Join us as we glance at it for the first time

Well, here we are. At the finale of the 10 episode X-Men TAS revival, and obviously it was a homerun, right? Obviously it's the best animated show out right now, right? Obviously it lived up to our expectations and did our versions of the X-Men justice, right? RIGHT?  Not exactly. In some ways, sure. But in other ways, this was a massive disappointment and boy oh boy, do we have complaints AS WELL AS praise... Kinda. Listen in to hear what we mean! To me, my New Meatz and Sawft Cheezes. --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't Morph dick pics)--

The next 3 episodes have come and gone; we even gave you all an extra few days to marinate in them.... Before getting the objectively best opinions right here on this very show. Tune out the rest of the noise and just stick with us as we navigate the middle 3 episodes that bring us our first look at Genosha, a space opera and a trip to New Mexico, as the sentinels come full circle. And there's a whole lot of melodrama and memorable moments - and nitpicks - to go along with! To me, my New Meatz and Sawft Cheezes. --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't Morph dick pics)--

In 1983, Ralph Baksi's Fire and Ice dropped and it tells the story of an evil queen and her son, set on conquering the entire world shortly after the ice age. Against them, stands one man (and help, so clearly not 'just' one man) from a destroyed village who takes it back to the evil frozen empire in this rotoscope styled film.  A little over 40 years later, how does this bad boy stand up to the test of time - and was Teegra's body all natural?? Those are the big questions here.

Okay so.. We were going to wait to do an episode on the entire series, but let's be real here: we love talking about X-Men (if the last 4 or 5 episodes weren't evidence enough of that). In the spirit of being the mutant FREAKS we are, here are the first 4 episodes of the new X-Men 97 series (that due to technical issues, is a week late #sorrynotsorry). We talk about the character arcs thus far, dive into each individual episode and what we like - and don't like - about the early goings of the series. Buckle up, bub. To me, my New Meatz and Sawft Cheezes. --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't Morph dick pics)--

Our first look took a while, so our second look continues on the mean green path to salvation or more likely destruction. but, of who?  Immortal Hulk is one of those titles that keeps giving to Hulk fans are in for a ride! Writers: Al Ewing, Joey Bennett and Artists: Ruy Josè, Paul Mounts show what a maniac Bruce can be when pushed to deal with his internal struggles and angry issues.  Coke and Dank are back to take down the immovable Mean-Joe-Green of the gamma persuasion, as we giggle with glee with cameos from across the Marvel Comic Universe and talk all the good, bad and SMASH! that Hulk and his counterpart Bruce Banner get into. Spoilers: they continue to f*ck up everywhere they go immediately, its great! --Hit us up at [email protected] if you want to add a submission for a future Arc Analysis--  --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't sasquatch d pics)--

PREVIOUSLY, ON X-MEN... We had to. You know that we had to. Anyways, X-Men 97 premiered yesterday, but instead of covering the first two episodes of that series, we decided to revisit its origins: X-Men The Animated Series from the 90s. What we didn't do is cover every single episode of all 5 seasons, but instead, we picked 17 episodes (a few from each season), to talk about and discuss. Are they our favourite episodes and arcs? Not necessarily, but they are all very memorable ones, and cover a lot of the popular points of interest the series had. Please keep in mind that we have already covered the following arcs in older episodes: The Phoenix Saga The Dark Phoenix Saga Beyond Good and Evil In this episode, we will be covering: Night of the Sentinels (S01E01-E02) Deadly Reunions (S01E04) Til Death Do Us Part (S02E01-02) Red Dawn (S02E04) Repo Man (S02E05) Obsession (S03E09) Savage Land, Strange Heart (S03E12-13) Sanctuary (S04E03-04) One Man’s Worth (S04E09-10) Weapon X, Lies & Video Tapes (S04E16) The Fifth Horseman (S05E05) Graduation Day (S05E10) --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't screaming Xavier dick pics)--

Image Comics is about to enter the shared universe... universe. And Ghost Machine is the introduction to the first few characters that will be taking part in this world. Dive in and check out the issue for the several stories that are here: post apocalyptic radioactive anti-heroes, farmers with animal controlling helmets, and a red coat who can't seem to die are just a few examples of what is to come with the new Ghost Machine universe. --Hit us up at [email protected] if you want to add a submission for a future Arc Analysis-- --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't radioactive dick pics)--

No, seriously. Ask yourself: "If you die in the woods, does anybody care?" This playfully dark book by Steve Steiner kinda explores this. Deep in the woods of Big Hole Park, people are going missing and it's up to the pair of rangers (and a lost infomercial host) to figure out who or what is murdering these hikers.. be it man OR beast. It's either that or keep hiding the bodies themselves... --Hit us up at [email protected] if you want to add a submission for a future Arc Analysis-- --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't beaver pics)--

THE HOX POX DOX is deliveth !! We're back on the Jonathan Hickman's choo-choo, and we're flying through the days and lives of our favourite X-Mens. With Reign of X recharging our love of this comic-run we go full steam into an event like no other. Coke and Dank are now full shills for everything X-Men (except Children of the Atom) and as the saga continues, we're back to finish off the party, with fan favourite Emma Frost.  This ain't X of Swords, this ain't Reign of X, it's a party and almost everybody is invited. It's the Hellfire Gala (2021) and it is bringing us closer to a surprise no huumon could see coming! So gear up for this third instalment of epic proportions.  In this episode, we take a look at these 16 titles with Marvel Guide reading order Marauders #21 X-Force #20 Hellions #12 X-Corp #2 X-Men #21 Excalibur #21 Planet-Size X-Men #1 Wolverine #13 New Mutants #19 Children of the Atom #6 S.W.O.R.D. #6 Guardians of the Galaxy #15 Way of X #3 X-Factor #10 New Mutants #20-23 Marauders #22 So without giving away MORE spoilers in the description, Coke, Dank, *dolphin sounds*, a bloody Shatterstar, that fur ball evil Beast and "allegedly" Sabretooth is out of the pit. We dare you to get dolled up and bring that invitation as we walk back through Krakoan gateway for The HELLFIRE GALA 2021 (part III) --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't evil Beast dick pics, although it looks like he's smuggling coconuts in his tuxedo)--    

Its a First Glance - of hip-hoppic-proportions that doesn't make sense, but leave it to Image Comics and superstar musician and now writer Scott "KID CUDI" Mescudi and Kyle Higgins with artist Marco Locati to weave their story of a returning astronaut to earth and the mysteries he brings with him.  There are hits , there are misses but there is a lot to get into when it comes to the original Moon Man - Kid Cudi . Buckle in Sawftcheezes as we fall slowing into the Moon Man's world! Check the link for a killer track and maybe the better way for an artist of his level to launch a comic, #justsayin' Is there a soundtrack?, Nah its a FIRST GLANCE!

It's Saga time! AGAIN And it didnt take us long to return back to this Image published, Brian K. Vaughan written and Fiona Staples drawn: Romeo-and-Juliet-Star-Warish-Harry-and-the-Henderson's-Spy-vs-Spyish-grand-level-world-building-Arc-Analysis-episode! The world is just so big so we came back with a bang, to this ongoing space soap opera. With some background now covered, and understanding of our main characters and the very interesting plot device of having baby Hazel, looking back to tell the story of her parents. We can see where the moralities lie and lean, family value, and personal codes. Plus a lot of weird space sex! Weird is an understatement, but fun doesn't begin to tell the story of this SAGA . It's really freakin' weird, but thats sometimes just what you need to get lost in. Enjoy volume 2, Numeatz! --Hit us up at [email protected] if you want to add a submission for a future Arc Analysis--  --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't fluffier pics)-- #numeatz #sawftcheeze

THE HOX POX DOX has cometh !! We're back on the Jonathan Hickman train, and we're jacked. As you can tell both Coke and Dank have shared their ups and downs of the first part of the Reign of X saga, and now we're back to finish what we started. This ain't X of Swords, it's Reign of X and it is bringing us closer to what we hope will be a dope conclusion of this mutant league run. So gear up for this part II of epic proportions.  In this episode, we take a look at these 9 titles with Marvel Guide reading order New Mutants #14 – #17 Cable #9 – #12 X-Men #17 Marauders #18 – #19 S.W.O.R.D. #5 Children of the Atom #1 – #3 X-Corp #1 X-Men #18 – #20 New Mutants #18 Children of the Atom #4 – #5 X-Factor #9 Way of X #1 – #2 Marauders #20 So without giving away MORE spoilers in the description, Coke, Dank, *dolphin sounds* and that fur ball beast is back (Sabretooth) dare you to walk back through Krakoan gateway for REIGN of X (part II) --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't dark beast dick pics)--    

We came back for round 2 of Bitch Planet! If you know the first volume, then you know the premise of a prison planet that was built to house disobedient females away from the male-controlled Earth, and you also know about the cliffhanger vol 1 left us on. Well we couldn't sit with that nonsense, so we dived back in so we could find out how the second and final volume wraps up. --Hit us up at [email protected] if you want to add a submission for a future Arc Analysis-- --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't clown dick pics)--

Our beloved Batman The Animated Series ended in 1998, and a year later, the next version of the character debuted in Batman Beyond!  "Rebirth" is the two parter that kicked off season 1, and we cover it in here - all about the shoes it had to fill coming off of Batman TAS and how, at the same time, it being its own possible classic

Joe Hill and Gabriel Rodriguez created Locke and Key.  Coke and Dank now breakdown Locke and Key yet AGAIN!. Volume 3 for this story of magical keys and family drama and deep, dark secrets. And we'll keep going too, because this story is too much of a fun, and unique ride. We're back with the Locke's and all the tragedy they have been facing, from the continued fallout of their dead father and alcoholic mother and all the trappings of high schoolers trying to make it their own way. Not to mention the magic keys... There are a lot of new ones introduced in this volume, more than the ones we've seen who can make your ghosts appear or show you what's inside of somebody else's mind. -- If you want to request a comic book arc for Arc Analysis, hit us up on twitter or [email protected] --

Yeah. We watched the Madame Web trailer and this is what we have to say about it. So, yeah. Madame Web. Yup...

We all have way more apps on our phones than we care to admit, but what if you had an app that was a guaranteed hookup?  No, not Tinder or Bumble or whatever similar "dating" app you know of; I mean one that could link you directly with the person or kink you desire most. That app is Crave. And this is First Glaaaaance of Crave #1 (of 6)

Do you miss the Daredevil show that was on Netflix? Well Marvel proper heard you, so before we get the 18 episode Daredevil: Born Again series, we get this precursor from the scenes of lasy year's Hawkeye: Echo. It will be the MCU's first M rated show and this trailer gives you just enough to understand the tone without telling you too much more. Safe to say, we are in.

Sink volume 1 hit us like a ton of bloody bricks. So we obviously couldn't wait too long for the follow-up and hoo boy, if you enjoyed the first chapter as much as we did, this is a must read. It picks up right after the events in the first book, and also acts as a way to bring multiple characters and arcs together in an even tighter way. It's a culmination of events in this wild, violent universe. Welcome to Glasgow, the forecast is Blood & Rain. --Hit us up at [email protected] if you want to add a submission for a future Arc Analysis-- --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't clown dick pics)--

THE HOX POX DOX has returneth !! Being big Jonathan Hickman fans (still), when he was entrusted to take over the new direction for X-Men, we were jacked(initially). That had us follow the first run of X-Men: Dawn of X, House of X, Powers of X and the eventus they built up to X of Swords. However, X of Swords broke us into taking a 2-year hiatus from this comic series. But we're back to b!tch again with our favourite mutant league teams in Reign of X! In this episode, we take a look at the (Marvel Guide) 8 titles  Excalibur #16-20, X-Factor #5-8 X-Men #16 Cable #7-8 Hellions #7-11 Marauders #16-17 X-Force #15-19  Wolverine #8-12 So without giving away spoilers in the description, Coke, Dank and *dolphin sounds* dare you to take a leap of faith and walk through Krakoan gateway for REIGN of X (part I) --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't dark beast dick pics)--

Hey there. Yes, you, reading this description. Have you ever been curious about what a world war would look like if it was based on old people who live forever vs the younger generation who are living under the old geezer's thumbs? Oh, you have huh? Well what if I told you to add no less than two types of super soldiers into the mix and a woman from the future who has special powers that become stronger when she has sex? Ya, I didn't think so. That's what this book is about, and somehow it's only two issues. --Hit us up at [email protected] if you want to add a submission for a future Arc Analysis-- --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't steroid dick pics)--

This one is a throoowback. Watching this as a kid is a little different than watching it as an adult. As a kid, I saw a dude flying around in a super cool costume and bad guys a plenty trying to shoot him down and that was fun. As an adult, this one is very reminiscent of Iron Man (2008) but with the mob, old school planes, the mob, nazis and a dude flying around in a super cool costume.

The concept of this book is incredibly unique and it has a way of grabbing our interest on that alone. 'Bitch Planet' is the nickname given to a prison planet that was built to house disobedient females, away from Earth, which was controlled entirely by rich males in power. This story is about what goes down on that prison planet and some of the prisoners on it. --Hit us up at [email protected] if you want to add a submission for a future Arc Analysis-- --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't clown dick pics)--

Do you know who Genndy Tartakovsky is? You better. The man has had his hand in many projects you probably loved, but this time, with this series 'Primal', he's outdone himself. What do you get when a T-Rex and a caveman form a bond over shared trauma? Well.. we don't use the word masterpiece loosely, but this series could be in the conversation. OR we could be lying to you and we absolutely hated this show. I guess you'll have to hit play to find out for sure but keep in mind: we spoil the heck out of it. --Hit us up at [email protected] if you want to add more thoughts and ideas for future Full Episodes--  --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't green turtle dick pics)--

WE DID A COMIC BOOK FOR FIRST GLANCE AGAIN! A little over the top but we were probably excited. Now that that's out of the way, let's take a look at Crypt of Shadows #1, Marvel's comic book version of Treehouse of Horrors. We get stories centered around Scarlet Witch, Hulk, Deadpool, and Daredevil, with a bunch of other characters and cameos. Of course the themes and faces we see get us to start talking about other properties and what could come in the future.