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If you dig comic books, this is the podcast for you: we are wickedly good-looking, incredibly knowledgeable and mildly dumb as HECK. From comic book arc analysis, to movie pitches, to publisher/writer spotlights, to character comparisons and more(!!), join co-hosts Coke and Dank in this weekly podcast to get your ears humped with geek culture... This is Comic Patrol. Warning: Hosts may experience brief moments of cheer as tangents of random discourse often distract and amuse all parties.
Incognito Vol 1 [Arc Analysis #40]
We have reached the finale of our dynamic duo of art and pens - Brubaker and Phillips. This Arc Analysis takes us on the journey Zach Overkill and his sorted past with his former boss Black Death. Its a lot. and even more overkills than the name would suggest.
Strap in sawftcheezes !!
21:1117/11/2022
#68.1 - Purple Carpet Rollout: Wakanda Forever
You're listening to the #Comic_Patrol on the heels of watch maybe the largest anticipated sequel for Marvel fans... across the world. There is much to do with the untimely passing of King T'Challa - Chadwick Boseman and visionary director Ryan Coogler has no small task returning to Wakanda. With lovely lovelies all over the screen Letitia Wright, Lupita Nyong'o, Danai Gurira, newcomer Dominique Throne and the legendary Angela Bassett. Can he recapture the love for the Black Panther? Lets see.. this is Wakanda Forever !!
#Wakanda_Forever
#Wakandaforever
#BlackPanther
#LupitaNyongo
#lovelylovelylupita
#Kukulkan
#Namor
01:35:2212/11/2022
#68.0 - Purple Carpet Rollout: Black Panther
It took 4 years, but the #Comic_Patrol have found their way back to the MCU's phase 3 classic and cultural triumph 2018's Black Panther. This is a love letter to both the Man, Legend and brief cinematic life of Chadwick Boseman and us giving all the keys to the castle to visionary director Ryan Cooglar... Take a listen as we deep dive into the world building of Wakanda... and our love for the lovely lovely Lupita N'yongo.. this is the Black Panther!
#blackpanther
#wakandaforever
#chadwickboseman
#ryancooglar
#lovelylovelylupita
01:36:4010/11/2022
#67 - The Miseducation of Jennifer Walters
the MCU Phase 4 ends with this most anticipated project. It is definitely full of things to talk about and look forward to. But Coke and Dank pull no punches talking about the last of the year MCU series. Oh she's a head-scratcher and we are confused on why this powerhouse player got pimped and played out. Jennifer Walters could of been the next shinning gem in the next gauntlet the MCU builds towards. but instead we got this... haha.
We still think Tatiana Maslany is lovelylovely.
--Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise its She-Hulk twerkin)--
#cokeNdank
#comic patrol
#numeatz
#ShesheHulk
#She Hulk
01:19:4003/11/2022
Werewolf By Night [Bottle Cap Review]
MCU Phase 4.5 - we coined it if only to include 2 projects that need its own spaces. The first Werewolf by Night - a return to Marvel one-shots a simple story in an hour of time, and released on Halloween.. oh patrollers we may have a winner here!
--Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't wolfdick pics)--
#nuMeatz
#CokeNDank
#Comic_Patrol
24:5631/10/2022
Fatale Vol 1: Death Chases Me [Arc Analysis #39]
We are nearing the finale of our dynamic duo of art and pens - Brubaker and Phillips. This Arc Analysis takes us on the journey of secrets, lies, horror, and monsters. A man becomes obsessed with a woman who destroy his life and has left a trail of carnage all the way from the 1950s. Can he trust his heart or is p*ssy gon get him kilt?!
Strap in sawftcheezes !!
22:5127/10/2022
The Fade-Out Vol 1: Act One [Arc Analysis #38]
We are in the 4th book of our dynamic duo of art and pens - Brubaker and Phillips. This Arc Analysis takes us back to 1940s Hollywood, as a noir film gets stuck in reshoots and the writer gets caught in actresses murder cover up. Can he escape the machine before he gets sucked in?
Strap in sawftcheezes !!
30:3820/10/2022
Criminal Vol 1: Coward [Arc Analysis #37]
We are the third instalment of our dynamic duo of art and pens - Brubaker and Phillips. This Arc Analysis follow our reluctant hero Leo, a professional thief with his own set of rules to stay alive in his line of work. No guns, no girls and don't work with anyone who's double crossed you. Of course everything gets thrown out the window when he gets lured into a risky heist, where all his rules are broken.
Strap in sawftcheezes !!
29:4113/10/2022
Sleeper Vol 1: Out in the Cold [Arc Analysis #36]
We are rolling in the second of our dynamic duo of art and pens - Brubaker and Phillips. This Arc Analysis takes Holden Carver an undercover agent behind enemy lines in the Tao organization. Caught in a web of uncertainty, deceit, perseverance and danger. Can Holden get out of his assignment before the world thinks him to be a traitor to his country ?
Strap in sawftcheezes !!
26:1206/10/2022
#66 - JCVD 6-Pack
The Greatest 3 hours you could ever spend with Coke n Dank is watching JCVD movies!
We finally review and rerank 6 of Jean Claude Van Damme classics
*and we consider everything done by JCVD a classic
@JCVD
1997 - Double Team
1994- Timecop
1993 - Hard Target
1991 - Double Impact
1990 - Death Warrant
1990- Lionheart
spin kicks for all!
#JCVD
#Vandamme
#comic patrol
#cokendank
#6pack
#JCVD6pack
03:38:1029/09/2022
Kill or be Killed Vol 1 [Arc Analysis #35]
This is our first of our dynamic duo of art and pens - Brubaker and Phillips and the 6th collaboration of the duo. This Arc Analysis takes us on the twisted journey if a young man forced to become a vigilante, kill bad people and what happens when that life bleeds into the mess of his daily life with his roommate and his alluring girlfriend. Will p*ssy get him kilt?
Strap in sawftcheezes !!
24:0722/09/2022
#65 - We Have Issues Vol 3
Turns out, we still have issues. It's been a while, we know, but we're back with a 3rd volume of how many issues we have!
We each went into our grab bags and scooped out 4 issues a piece, read all 8 on our own time, and came together to discuss and dive into the ones we want to continue reading and the ones we never want to see again.. Ever.
Issues covered in this episodes:
- The Amazing Spider-Man #423 Vol 1
- Reign of X Vol 1, #1
- Sergio Aragoné's Groo the Wanderer #24
- Shadowland: Power Man #2
- Secret Six #1
- The Boys #66
- Dark Horse Classics: Godzilla King of the Monsters #4
- Paper Girls #1
01:17:2415/09/2022
Titan A.E. [Bottle Cap Review]
Ever rewatch a movie from your childhood you thought was great back then... Welp we go back 20 plus years to discuss 2000's Titan A.E. With an amazing voice cast and a decent story, we discuss what went left on this animated gem. I say gem because some people love this movie, it may not be us... but their is love for the Titan.
17:4308/09/2022
Hawkeye Vol 4: Rio Bravo [Arc Analysis #34]
Here it is, the finale to the wonderful run by Fraction and Aja. It's the culmination of events from the previous 3 volumes, and brings Clint and Kate back together on a collision course with their deadliest adversary yet (and some pesky tracksuit wearing Russian gangsters).
--Hit us up at [email protected] if you want to add a submission for a future Arc Analysis--
--Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't fluff pics)--
#numeatz #sawftcheeze
24:4801/09/2022
TMNT: Northampton [Arc Analysis #33]
After we made it out of [Eventus] City Fall - TMNT story, the boys in green are left to pick up a pieces of all that is broke. T
he gang leaves the city to regroup, recharge, and rebuild all the relationships that were fractured from the story arc before. The real question is can the four forgive each other ?
can they get out of their own way ?
can they remember its the family first ?
can they get pizza delivered to the middle of nowhere?
Buckle up patrollers were in for one of those good reads, from the half shell
#tmnt
#northhampton
#cokendank
#comicpatrol
30:2125/08/2022
#64 - Legion & Moon Knight [Across the Pages]
Across the Pages (AxP) is our series where we take two similar-ish characters/teams/properties from different creators or publishers and give their various forms of media a well-deserved spotlight.
In this episode, we get mental. Two characters (yes, we know they're both Marvel... again) who both have their fair share of personality issues. One the potentially most powerful mutant alive and the other powered by an Egyptian god on a power trip. There is a lot to dig into with this pairing so we hope you enjoy.
01:05:0318/08/2022
#63 - FFS SDCC
We go through the entire rundown of what the MCU is trying to build with phase 4,5 and 6. oh its a lot. Can they pull off there biggest undertaking yet with all thats promised? We have thoughts...
02:19:5011/08/2022
Uncharted [Bottle Cap Review]
It's the video game come to life! Follow Nathan Drake and his mentor/companion, Sully, as they unearth family secrets and hunt down ancient treasures that may or may not be linked to magics!
29:0904/08/2022
#62 - Thor & Dr Strange [Across the Pages]
Across the Pages (AxP) is our series where we take two similar-ish characters/teams/properties from different creators or publishers and give their various forms of media a well-deserved spotlight.
Phase 4 is in full swing and we review both highly anticipated MCU sequels Thor 4: Love and Thunder and Doctor Strange 2: Multiverse of Madness. We have thoughts... but we also add a few comic books in to ease the stresses that are Phase 4.
In this episode, we cover:
01:48:5728/07/2022
Xenozoic Tales Vol 1: After the End [Arc Analysis #32]
CARS AND DINOSAURS!
Now that we have your attention, this comic is actually about cars and dinosaurs, this wasn't a fake out. Does it have giant lizards? Yes. Does it have large vehicles? Yes. A plot about warring factions and pterodactyls flying through the sky throughout? Yes. Is it good? ....You be the judge.
--Hit us up at [email protected] if you want to add a submission for a future Arc Analysis--
--Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't fluff pics)--
#numeatz #sawftcheeze
15:4020/07/2022
Double Impact [Bottle Cap Review]
We had so much fun reviewing JCVD in TimeCop, that we decided to go full throttle and six pack our boy! Meaning, we're going to Bottle Cap Review -SIX- JCVD movies over the next little while to make a full pack.
As our finale, we have Double Impact. Twins separated at birth and caught up in a seedy deal involving the construction of a Chinese tunnel, link up after 25 years apart. The catch? They're both JCVD.
25:2514/07/2022
Bitter Root Vol 1: Family Business [Arc Analysis #31]
A monster hunting family, you say? You're into that, you say? You like vibrant art and a unified vision from a diverse creative team? Well then, have we got a little something for you.
It's called Bitter Root and it's all those things, and more. A lot more. A lot, lot more... Maybe more than it needs to be. Listen in to hear our thoughts!
28:0607/07/2022
#61 - TMNT City Fall [Eventus]
We're back shell-heads with another amazing Turtle Power TMNT classic! Issues #21-28 have the Foot Clan ascending to top gang in the streets of New York and only have the green team to stop them!
Join us as we enter an EVENTUS that only these 4 sewer dwellers could navigate. Meet some old friends from the past and blur the lines between friends, foes and foot.
This is CITY FALL.
#TMNT
#Turtle Power
#CokeNDank
#Comic_Patrol
#eventus
02:04:1330/06/2022
Avengers: Heart of Stone [Arc Analysis #30]
We did it! We finally covered a comic featuring the Grey Gargoyle (a fav of this show if you aren't in the know).
In this arc, he faces off against the Avengers on his own two, and let's just say it's a HARD read. Get it? Haha... Get it???
Anyways, check inside if you like the sounds of us covering a comic book run from the 80's featuring Iron Man, Cap, Falcon, Wanda, Beast and more vs the GREY GARGOYLE.
19:4523/06/2022
#60 - TMNT The Last Ronin
Juuuust in case you missed out on our 5 episodes of 'First Glance' for the TMNT series, The Last Ronin (over the past two years!!), here we've compiled them all into one, full-length episode for your listening pleasure. Please ignore the rough audio in the early episodes, we didn't know what we were doing (spoiler: we still don't)
02:26:5917/06/2022
Shirtless Bear-Fighter! [Arc Analysis #29]
Raised by bears in the wild, Shirtless Bear-Fighter (real name 'Shirtless Bear-Fighter') is brought into the fold by an old friend in the U.S. government to do what you say? Fight bears, but this time, they're in the cities
25:2210/06/2022
Lionheart [Bottle Cap Review]
We had so much fun reviewing JCVD in TimeCop, that we decided to go full throttle and six pack our boy! Meaning, we're going to Bottle Cap Review -SIX- JCVD movies over the next little while to make a full pack.
Lionheart is all about a man down on his luck who kicks everybody she shares a scene with, all in the name of family
33:2927/05/2022
First Glance: TMNT The Last Ronin #5
We're finally here! The last issue of the wonderful TMNT: The Last Ronin series. Did it cap off the series appropriately? Does it set a new bar for mini-series moving forward? Was it everything we had hoped for? Is it even good?!? Listen within to find out
24:3620/05/2022
Hawkeye Vol 3: LA Woman [Arc Analysis#28]
Previously on our Arc Analysis segments, we've done 'Hawkeye: My Lips as a Weapon' and 'Hawkeye: Little Hits', the first two arcs in the Fraction/Aja run of the purple archer. Well here we are now with 'Hawkeye: LA Woman', to follow up the first two arcs, but this time the book is all about Kate Bishop and how she's getting on being on her own out west.
23:0505/05/2022
#59 - Long.Live.HAWKEYE
At this point, Marvel Disney+ shows aren't the hot, new thing in town, but don't let that make you think they aren't still solid entertainment. Hawkeye is a great, festive romp in NY, especially if you read any of the Matt Fraction and David Aja run, to which there are PLENTY of nods to
01:01:3729/04/2022
Death Warrant [Bottle Cap Review]
We had so much fun reviewing JCVD in TimeCop, that we decided to go full throttle and six pack our boy! Meaning, we're going to Bottle Cap Review -SIX- JCVD movies over the next little while to make a full pack.
This time it's Death Warrant: An LA cop goes undercover in prison in Quebec to get details on some sneaky dealings. What he finds are DEFINITELY that, but also jump kicks and undersized prison clothes.
38:2707/04/2022
Over the Ropes [Arc Analysis #27]
We both love comics! One of us loves wrestling! We managed to track down an original wrestling comic book called Over the Ropes and is it something to behold. Listen on to hear our thoughts about the writing, the art and the story, and maybe we both walk away from this loving wrestling.
22:1901/04/2022
Double Team [Bottle Cap Review]
We had so much fun reviewing JCVD in TimeCop, that we decided to go full throttle and six pack our boy! Meaning, we're going to Bottle Cap Review -SIX- JCVD movies over the next little while to make a full pack.
Third up is Double Team - a team up flick with Dennis Rodman, and some of the wildest story beats we've ever seen. Do you like basketball puns and tigers? If you said yes, then you need to listen.
31:5525/03/2022
#58 - The Batman Review & Discussion
The sensation that's sweeping the nation... again. It's The Batman!
The like, 6th iteration we've seen him in on the big screen, and it's darker and grittier than ever! You haven't seen dark and gritty until you've watched this movie.
So check it out here, and listen to what we have to say about it's story, it's inspirations, the characters and all the other stuff we liked and didn't like.
01:38:5717/03/2022
Blade Bunny Vol 1 [Arc Analysis #26]
Her name is Bunny!
So be sure not to call her a rabbit. This girl packs a WALLOP (a great word), and she isn't shy to show off her strength.
This isn't a manga, but it's the closest we've come so far on this show, and if you like lots of action and silly humour, this might be the read for you.
14:3525/02/2022
Hard Target [Bottle Cap Review]
We had so much fun reviewing JCVD in TimeCop, that we decided to go full throttle and six pack our boy! Meaning, we're going to Bottle Cap Review SIX JCVD movies over the next little while to make a full pack.
Second up is Hard Target - a movie near and dear to Coke's heart, so listen in to see just how well or poorly this 1993 flick has aged.
*HIGH JUMP KICK*
29:3318/02/2022
#57 - Wrap Up of 2021 MCU Flicks
With 4 feature length films dropping in 2021, it was a busy year for the MCU.
In this episode, we discuss the movies in order of release: Black Widow, Shang-Chi: The Legend of the 10 Rings, The Eternals and Spider-Man: No Way Home.
We break them down, rank them and talk about what's left to come and where the MCU goes from here.
02:16:2611/02/2022
#56.1 - The Best Big Screen Spider-Man: The Sequels
As if you couldn’t get enough Spidey talk on the silver screen The Patrol is back to discuss the most anticipated sequels in the respected spidermen franchises. We go even deeper and longer and geekier as we celebrate what works with our favourite web-slinger and what misses the mark by a daily bugle size tower.
We are in the Spideverse now, nu cheezes! So get ready for us to piling on more thoughts to Rami’s, Webb’s and Watt’s every growing insanity.
*Thwip! Thwip!*
02:09:0123/12/2021
#56.0 - The Best Big Screen Spider-Man
Spidey has been active on the silver screen over the past couple of decades. With three different Spider-verses, leads, directors, leading ladies, etc... there has been plenty of debate on which is the best and which is the worst.
Today, that is decided as we examine all of the 1st movies from each Spider-verse: Raimi's, Webb's and Watt's.
*web shooting sound effect*
01:51:5116/12/2021
The Amazing Spider-Man Annual: The Sinister Six [Arc Analysis #25]
Wayyy back in 1963, a monumental comic run called The Amazing Spider-Man started. A year later, it had it's very first 72-page annual that introduced a team of villains known as The Sinister Six.
This is their introduction to the world, and oh boy, is it ever one to remember.
24:1809/12/2021
Venom: Let There Be Carnage [Bottle Cap Review]
So this movie exists.
Venom: Let There Be Carnage is the long-awaited big screen debut of the crazy red symbiote Carnage, and it's PG-13... Not only that, it's also really bad from start to finish. Listen to us bitch about it within :)
41:0402/12/2021
Timecop [Bottle Cap Review]
There are so many movies that a lot of us don't even know are based on comic books. JCVD's Timecop being one of them! What started as a Dark Horse anthology series, only a couple years later was a timely (teehee) 90's action flick.
We have lots to say about it!
37:3325/11/2021
Hawkeye Vol 2: Little Hits [Arc Analysis #24]
This is a Comic Patrol / Arc Analysis first! We've gone back to a previously Analyzed (heh) run and picked up where we left off with the second arc: this time it's 2012's Hawkeye Little Hits.
So if you're as big of a fan of Fraction and Aja as Coke and Dank are, don't miss this one.
18:5918/11/2021
#55 - ‘What If‘ Ultron Ruled the World, Imagine That
The fourth Marvel/Disney + series also happens to be it's first animated one, and hoo boy is it a doozy. Unpredictable from the start, it is a Marvel series like we have never seen before, and that's pretty awesome.
What if Peggy became Captain Carter instead of Steve becoming Captain America? What if T'Challa was Star Lord? What if ZOMBIES? What if you should stop reading this and just listen to the damn episode.
01:12:1011/11/2021
First Glance: DC vs Vampires #1
It's (still) Halloween time, so we are (still) being festive. And what better way to be in the spirit than with a vampire book from DC. There's not much else to say that the title doesn't already tell you: it's vampires and they're in the DC Universe.
It's our first glance, nice pants.
15:1004/11/2021
Occult Crimes Taskforce [Arc Analysis #23]
It's a comic about cops protecting Manhattan from ghostly creatures that sneak into our world through some sort of a gate, some of which terrorize the population. It has magical badges, ghost cops, angelic partners, invisible trains and a zombie swat guy. It's also written by Rosario Dawson!
The problem is, it has all of that stuff, yet it's only 4 issues long... We get into it so listen along and stay frosty.
22:2228/10/2021
#54 - DC FanDUMB(AmountOfStuffComing)
The 2021 DC FanDome was last weekend and we recap juuuuust about everything that was announced there in this episode.
From The new Batman trailer to Flash's shiny golden boots, from Aquaman's next adventures to DC's version of Pixar's Cars... We have opinions. Oh boy, do we ever have opinions.
01:27:1121/10/2021
Silver Surfer: Black [Arc Analysis #22]
Do you like Surfers that are all silver?
Do you like time and space exploration?
How about symbiotes, an assortment of colours and existential crisis sort of stuff?
Then boy do we have a treat for you with Silver Surfer: Black!
-- If you want to request a comic book arc for Arc Analysis, hit us up on twitter @Comic_Patrol or e-mail us at [email protected] --
22:4314/10/2021
Dick Tracy Forever [Arc Analysis #21]
Listen up, Gumshoes.
...That's all I've got for now. But really, it's Dick f'n Tracy and even beyond that: it's Dick f'n Tracy Forever! This book was such a surprise to read, so listen in to find out if it was a good or bad kind of surprise.
-- If you want to request a comic book arc for Arc Analysis, hit us up on twitter @Comic_Patrol or e-mail us at [email protected] --
20:5807/10/2021
X-Ray Robot [Arc Analysis #20]
Hey folks!
Have you ever wondered what it would be like to accidentally discover multidimensional travel, send a remote controlled humanoid robot into these multiple dimensions, lose it for 300 years and somehow comes back with your consciousness?
Well then X-Ray Robot just might be for you, especially if you only read the first issue...
-- If you want to request a comic book arc for Arc Analysis, hit us up on twitter @Comic_Patrol or e-mail us at [email protected] --
24:3430/09/2021