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The beginning sounds like ass 'cause Matt forgot to hit record... Timezones, who do they work... Doug likes to gaslight people... Matt is a big pussy... Doug takes in the arts... Doug poops in a cave and is ashamed... Matt poops in his pants and is not... A movie can exist by any rules it wants, but it has to obey those rules... Doug throws a curveball for next week... All that and more as we hit the gas and go into...

Doug closes his eyes and becomes invisible... Poop or fruit... Matt finds to find subtext and layers to the movie... Lots of technical issues on both sides... Doug is busy stuffing columns... Matt gets verklempt about some stupid bull-shit... A super highly rated movie, do they like it... All this and more as we steal back the stuff you won't pay for in...

I honestly don't know what to write here... I'm drinking and taking Oxy so my judgement is questionable... Dan joins us for a non-Indy podcast... One minor audio fuck-up early, but not bad... Doug tries to rationalize why this is our fall holiday podcast... Matt is adapting to life as a shut-in... Lots of geek moments... Are goths sexy... Would you go to the future if you had a chance... All this and more as we go back to the past to save the future... Updated

Matt has surgery... Matt is on drugs... Inappropriate humor... Doug asks for one clip and Matt nails it... Fear of being crippled... Doug has a war boner... Saw films... Other stuff... All this and more as we go back to World War II England for...

Technical issues... Is 3:00 on a Thursday a bad time to do a podcast... Jobs lost, jobs gained, jobs put on hold... Anal in The Omen... Matt and Doug are old... Tristar... Prison fears... Which is worse, a snitch or a chomo... Sly gives speeches... All this and more as we tackle yet another men in prison film...

Matt has a trip... Doug slides down the dinosaur... Matt is depressed... Doug contemplates splitting up his fortune... Ball shaving... A boatload of porn is up for auction... Does working for the devil have a matching 401k... Monologues, lots of monologues... A bit that goes on too long but doesn't get cut... Does parenting take a back seat to any job... All this plus lots of stuff that will make sure Matt goes to hell...

Doug's left ball... Matt parties with kids... Doug's voice via AI... Fake Facebook fights... Gun talk... Doug talks about homophobic smoking... Can you drink water that has had a body marinating in it... Joker 2 talk... The devil... An Easter Egg for Matt... All this and more as we throw a shrimp on the barbie and say Zed instead of Z for this week's movie...

Listen to hear how fast Doug can race through a movie...The intricacies of spirits and contacting them...Matt gets bad news about his back and learns he has something in common with Dolphins...Doug meets some dogs...Doug berates Matt's choices...about life and the podcast...Coming in well under two hours it's our shortest podcast yet...Not even gratuitous bush helped Doug swallow this film and he swallows, trust me...All this and more as we pick up the plan chard and try to conjure up listeners...

Season 14 kicks off and this episode has everything... Technical issues... Doug bullies little kids... Matt living the bachelor life... After 220 episodes Voldemort is mentioned by name... Underwear shopping... Matt makes it all serious... Doug learns to spell... Anal bleaching... All that and so much more as we prep for trip down the aisle in...

A movie that made both Matt and Doug choke up or cry... Guests and guest rules are brought up... Matt, apparently is a terrible person... Matt, apparently is a terrible person... That isn't a double post, that is two separate instances of him being a terrible person... Doug suggests ways Matt could be a less worse person, but to Matt that seems like a lot of work... Doug bemoans that Matt gets sidetracked... Doug triggers Matt... Doug can't tell his meet cute story... Matt deletes a story because he likes having a roof over him... Season 14's first two movies get announced... Podcast sneaks over 3 hours by an RCH for the first time in a hot minute... All this and more as season 13 stumbles to an finish...

A special guest up top... Matt steers into the slide... A year where Matt's life fell apart... An old segment returns... Monroe! Oral sex before soap... A reverse heel turn... An attempt at something new... The final movie of the unlucky 13th season is announced... A possible future guest is talked about... An RCH under 3 hours to avoid union overtime... More editing than normal with no cuts... All this and more as Matt and Doug talk about:

Lies that end up being true... Did Matt's mom get fingered in high school... Doug internet bill listen for the GoFundMe link in the podcast... A 3rd party review of The Acolyte... weird hairs on Matt and Doug and others... Matt gets dumped at an amusement park... Bathroom etiquette... May December relationships... No edits, which may be a mistake... A surprise that no one will notice... All this and more as Matt and Doug graduate from the 80s for season 13...

Two podcast hosts...one depressed and one tired...but both in pain. Perhaps some Faltor-pan or Pon-Far is in order? I'll be honest, this one is rough, which is unfair for this movie... Doug's last 80s film for the season... Timing is off for the first half... Just kind of discombobulated... Doug does his best to gaslight Matt...and vice versa...or is it all in Doug's head? The Beautiful Vagina approves her nom de plume and promptly gets her Facebook stalked... Oh, they also talk about a movie, but it insists upon itself... Let's be honest, this is just filler until next week's 80s film season topper... Note: we reset about 48 minutes in to fix the delay, but I left it all in just for the listeners... Bite the pillow, 'cause we're going in dry...

Matt goes to NC... Doug goes to the state fair... Talk of dogs... Watching the Olympics...or not... A movie about selling secrets to the Ruskies... Matt totally blanks on an important question... Is there such a thing as a beautiful vagina...or a beautiful penis? All this, plus a reveal of Doug's last 80's movie

Clocked in way shorter than expected...Matt gets preferred parking...Doug shames an opposing coach...Doug has connection issues...The beautiful penis' paramour checks in...Can the high from WoK be continued...Does the search hold up to scrutiny...And an anniversary...All this and more this week as we dive into...

Matt and Doug are recovering from not being on the river... Hungover and tired is no way to go through life son... A play by play break-down of what went down after we lost access to the cabin where we used to canoe... The last trip? Who knows...

A vetoed movie boomerangs back for discussion thanks to the death of one of its stars...Should it have stayed vetoed?Trump dodges a bullet...Friends...what does it mean?Is this Doug or Matt's movie?210 films in, where does Popeye rank, is it rank?If you haven't seen it already, go check out No Way Out with Kevin Costner. It's awesome...All that, plus a movie-less week followed by a palette cleanser...

A month later than expected we finally get to see the guy from CSI's dong... Judging nipples... Matt losing his jackin' lotion... Adrenaline junkies... Do we actually know what happened in this movie... A movie that is as much about style as it is about substance... All this plus the can gets kicked down the road another week as more celebrities die...

Matt is alive...kind of.Doug takes a pee...Not a political podcast, but we can't not address the elephant in the room...Both realize they don't deserve their wives...We honor Martin Mull...without acknowledging it.Lots of cuck and other c-word talk.Betamax Rewind has their first video, let us know if you want to see it...Will we ever get to the next regular movie?All this and more as we strap-on...an apron for...

Honoring a LegendMatt's on drugs...Doug forgot the Facebook post...Lots of guns being described...Lots of movies Matt has never seen talked about...Does a Doug all-timer hold up?Does Matt like the film?All that and we look forward to getting back to 80s films...

A Hitchcockian thriller or a massive disappointment?Matt becomes a mentor...A teacher pleads for the youth to stay in school so they don't end up like Doug...Ethics of cheating...And how wives have improved lives...Ethics of reporting crimes...A legend will be honored...Star Wars somehow continues to dig down...Matt's expiration comes ever closer...Are you sure? I'm not just sure...

Matt has a cold heart, but he'll be dead soon so it's no bother.Tipping talk...Matt has psychic powers...A cult classic...Is it trash or is it great...80s muffs...Dead dogs...Uncomfortable moments...Nazis...And much more...

Matt's gonna die...Independent Matt is dead...Jen is old...Can you hit a woman...Lots of parent related stuff...Took four years, but finally wife of show Jen makes a full appearance...A classic 80s movie is finally discussed...Let's dance...

Apparently Matt is passive aggressive...Can you be hot without a soul...Is sex work harder for men or women...Doug makes up a bunch of female body parts that don't exist...White pants, required by law...Kids as projectiles...Dogs as shields...Next week should be interesting...All this and more as Matt and Doug raise the mast on:

Matt (tries to) give an apology...May December relationships...Wearing underwear...Commencement speeches...Hanging dong...Sex workers...And other stuff...

Podcast goes a little longer than it has recently...Matt tries to figure out how to cheat...Matt and Doug are old...A special guest in the middle of the podcast...Does anybody ride for free?Cops...Can Doug get off the losing streak?Matt and Doug beg someone to sue them...All that and more...

Wednesday night terror...Bury your pets, bury your kids, bury your wives...or don't.Doug takes a bath...Is this movie just a series of bad decisions one after the other?How Matt learned to spell cemetery...Does Matt believe in God...How many Star Trek references will come up?Ethics. Just ethics...Lastly can Doug keep his streak alive?

It's 13 seasons in, you think I would know that I really should take notes during the podcast so I know what to put here... I apologize the recording got mixed up in a few places...couldn't be avoided Matt's bell needs a viagra. Doug needs a bell...Matt dreams...Doug laments the plight of the working man...Weed smoking vs. alcohol...How insecure are air force bases...A movie that might be great, might be bad, might be somewhere in the middle...Doug is mean...Matt is disgusting...All this plus probably more...

Season 12 limps to a close as Matt and Doug join OJ in a search for the real killer...Fart clarification...Awkward cut...Great movie...Doug doesn't read the show notes he's sent ahead of time as they both jump from the train of...

Batman...Animated...Mark Hamill...Animated...Unlike last week, no edits. Literally none. One recording.Doug's non-80s film takes a turn to the crayons as Matt and Doug look at an animated feature that bombed at the box officePassed on a guest and passed on a substitute movie, can Matt get past his hang-ups and can Doug get past his rose-colored glasses as we look at THE animated version of the BatIf anyone feels like they want to guest on next week's episode let us know

Hangar 18... A movie that needs an introduction because it was lost like tears in the wind...A tradition dies...Matt tries to plug a leak...Fart catching conversation continues...Podcast lies are revealed...Popeye has cancer...Please stop touching things...And stop cutting things... All this and more...

Doug returns...and gets a psyche eval...Orgasmic farts...We discuss Return to Me...Apparently Matt is a gaslighter...Matt Vetoed a movie so we did Commando...Arnold impressions...A rare instance where something is redacted...We move to Wednesdays apparently...A shift in the movie?All this and more...

Jen joins the show for a (tear) jerk(er)...A surprise guest appears...The first actual crying during a podcast occurs...Lots of rabbit holes, lots of talking about relationships...Unlike Matt this podcast goes deep and hits the cervix of your ears...Matt and Jen take a deep dive on ethics, relationships, and organ transplants...

A cop on the edge... A cop that likes edging... When do you have to tell your friends and what do you have to tell your friends about their significant others... Doug taking some time away from the podcast and then next TWO movies are announced... All when we discuss someone with resting Clint face...

Matt gets cheated on...Doug passes up a blow job...Matt changes his grades...Doug vacations in 3rd world countries...Spring Break...what it what it was supposed to be and what it actually was. Is it the same thing or not? Am I talking about the movie or real life?So much wool you could knit a sweater...Longer than it's been in awhile (our wives won't ever say that), but honestly a fun podcast...All this plus Doug needs to pay his internet bill...Take a breather before the handcuffs come out...

Matt is a firm believer in figuring it out later...A bed for the ages...Lots of DP talk...Short podcast...Talks about the soul and what happens to it...Was Doug a Nazi in a former life...Podcast ends with a bang...

Sometimes I think this podcast might get too personal... Doug is a child... Cream pie videos...What we want for our kids...Body shaming is okay, because our bodies are shit...Missed opportunities...Matt's wife will learn some things...Yes, the mistake was left in on purpose...And sweet Georgia Brown...

An honest to god discussion about ethics...How much porn is too much porn...Putting people on a pedestal...Avoiding cancer...OJ Simpson...All that and more...

Something something and let slip the Dogs of War Super Bowl outrage? Impressions. Impressions everywhere. Lots of callbacks, but most were to next week. Matt is scared of cops. Doug makes people watch Barbie. All that and more

A name that means something... A review of talking to a legend... How many women have we seen naked... What makes Matt cry... A movie that has a ton of "that guy"... A good return to the norm...

Huge thanks to the amazing Ginger Lynn for popping in to talk to Matt and Doug for about an hour. Got cut a little short because Ginger was feeling a little under the weather, but we got through about the first half of what would have been too long of an interview. A follow-up convo may happen.If the world ends today, Matt and Doug talked to THE Ginger Lynn and you didn't!Plus a shift to the next movie in the hopper due to the passing of Carl Weathers.

It starts with an announcement. It's a big deal, at least to us. A movie that is a cult classic that no one saw in the theater, but a ton of people have seen. A movie about a bad person, with a guy from 90210 that OD's on heroin. Matt apologizes for his past and gives yet another reason he's a bad person. Doug questions whether next week is a good idea. A live guest is told to take a seat... It's just a podcast, relax.

Count the number of times whore is said as a drinking game. I'm sorry, you're dead... A Kevin Costner film where he is really not the star... Is David Carradine in this film? Matt's son refuses an opportunity to defend himself... Doug's requirements for his bachelor party... All that and a lot more...

Watch what you do at the beach... One slips past the censors... The girl from Cheers or the girl from Dirty Dancing? Michael Crichton... The bassist from Kiss... Johnson! Short, but that doesn't mean bad, just ask Doug...

Grab an unfiltered camel and sit for a spell... Does Matt have VD? Can Matt make it through a podcast without a Can't Buy Me Love clip? How bad is Burt Reynolds wig? How creepy is the May/December relationship in the movie? Season 12 kicks off with a movie that is...what it is...

Matt is a bad person, but is trying to change... Doug has bad taste and sticks to his guns... Ass eating... Themes for next season are discussed... Football in Texas... Segments go away... The 11th season wraps up and we prepare for a film no one has even heard of...

Can a bad person star in a good movie? Can two bad people create a good podcast? Is listening to the radio during a crisis appropriate? So much Steven Seagal voice... Matt gets called out for his movie choices... Matt decides to outsource his movie choices for next season...