Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Theon is a hero, but he's still Theon. GRRM needs to insert more of his family drama into those books he's not writing. Are the spearwives more like sex workers, carnies, or both? More than nearly any character, we think Jeyne deserves a happy ending. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and FIre. A Dance with Dragons - Theon I Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 255

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Jon steals our hearts, even when in the depths of despair. GRRM has a lot to say about honor, duty and what makes a good king. We have a lot to say about...the merits of ice cells vs. sky cells. Finally, is it "Stannis!" or "Stan-nis!"? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Jon X. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 254            

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Theon struggles with his captivity, phantom "limb" syndrome, and a lot of TMI. What's Barbrey Dustin really up to? Not only does everyone peak in high school in Westeros, but they've had the same top 40 for the past hundred years. Meanwhile we have further evidence that GRRM just really has no understanding about female anatomy. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Dance with Dragons - The Turncloak - ADwD: Theon V.   Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 253

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We try to sift through the BS to bring you the leaks that were promised. Did NCW film 12 different Jaime's death scenes? Does the thought of a Jon/Dany happily ever after make you root for the Night's King? If we can't have flying cars, can we at least get tacos delivered by dragons? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones Season 8 Preview #5. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 252

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. This is another Listener’s Choice episode. Clearly you all hate us, because you chose the Prologue from A Dance with Dragons a.k.a. the horror story of Varamyr Sixskins. Join us as we dive into the head of serial baby-eater Varamyr while contemplating our own poor life choices. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Dance With Dragons - Prologue - Varamyr Sixskins. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 251

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Whether it's egg nog, champagne, or simply the champagne of beers, join us as we blunder our way through another drunkcast. If we're being honest, we probably don't remember what we talked about - but we're sure it was awesome. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Holiday Drunkcast - Drunkcast 8.0.   Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 250

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Raise a glass of blindshine as we catch up with No One in Braavos. Arya's senses are working overtime, as she proves that you can take the girl out of Winterfell, but you can't take the Stark out of the girl. The House of Black and White better watch out, because she's going to burn the whole thing down (how better to dodge those pesky student loan collectors?). Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Dance With Dragons - The Blind Girl. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 249

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. The night comes alive with the music of dragons, but we get all riled up by where GRRM puts the cinnamon. If we look back, we are lost, but join us anyway as we reminisce about family funerals, our early love for Dany, and the 80s miniseries V. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Daenerys X.  Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 248

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Melisandre isn't the most detail-oriented of Red Priestesses, but she does know how to spin some Yanny vs. Laurel-style magic. Are fingerbones necklaces a thing in Westeros? And, we are resisting those Winds "spoilers" in the GoT scripts with every fiber of our beings. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Dance with Dragons - Melisandre I.  Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 247

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. How much PTO does the Kingsguard get? Jaime and Cersei couldn't find a better place to do it than in a rat-infested tower? Is Bran the future Robert Smith of the trees? Join us all in a little 10cc as we contemplate the things we do for love. Game of Thrones.A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Bran II. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 246

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We're all lined up for dinner at White Harbor's very own Red Lobster (we hear the biscuits are great). Does Davos wear a WWSD bracelet? Wylla Manderly is the best, but the entire Merman Court deserves an Oscar. Can anyone give us the Bullet Points of Fire & Blood? #NotAllJareds Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Dance with Dragons - Davos III. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 245

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Welcome back, Jaime Lannister. Your banter with Tyrion is awesome, even when you're breaking each other's hearts. Tyrion and Varys hold hands through the creepiest date night ever. Shae pets the wrong cat and Tywin gets what's coming to him as we finally close the door on Tyrion's chapters. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Tyrion XI.   Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 244

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Is Tywin a dad of his word? We’re not so sure. We are pretty sure he’s being poisoned, though. Tyrion’s putting all his faith in the Red Viper, and we wonder why Tywin didn’t see that coming. Join us for Inigo Montoya vs. The Mountain, a trial by combat for the ages, but not for the faint of heart. Just remember that snakes have no hands, but they do have eyes and teeth--or at least they used to. A Storm of Swords - Tyrion X. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 243

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. It's time to get your PEEEETYR on, as Littlefinger moves from his Tiny House in the Fingers to a deluxe apartment in the sky. Will Sansa move from pawn to player? Could GRRM possibly have more SanSan foreshadowing in this chapter? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Sansa VI Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 242

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. It's the trial of the young century and with Cersei McBeal in charge, things don't look good for Tyrion. We get another sweet, fleeting taste of the sexy Oberyn Martell, but inquiring minds want to know - did Oberyn get a taste of Cersei? GRRM is the Jaime and Brienne fanfic author of our dreams and we want more. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Tyrion IX Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 241

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We debunk some rumors, but spread a few others as we delve into season 8 leaks, theories and spoilers. Will the bang that was promised live up to the hype (duh)? Will the shocking events actually be logical and in character (oh you sweet summer child)? Will we all literally watch ice melt to get a release date or a trailer (shamefully, yes)? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones Season 8 Preview #4   Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 240

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Sansa turns from porcelain, to ivory, to steel, but finds herself fleeing from one terrible situation to another. Littlefinger's plots make almost as much sense as his ways of wooing women. We mourn the lack of SanSan in the show, and wonder if Sansa will ever get to actually kiss a half decent man. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Sansa V. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 239

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. It’s a nice day for a Purple Wedding. Olenna’s giving Sansa some serial killer hairnet realness. Joffrey stars in his first and last “I’m on a horse!” Old Spice commercial. GRRM might be the original wordy food blogger, so you can just shove some pigeon pie down your cake hole for the very bestest chapter ever. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Tyrion VIII. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 238

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. It's time for Joffrey's wedding breakfast, but where are the Bloody Marys and cheesy hashbrowns, George? Who needs fantasy football when you can have fantasy Kingsguards? Did Robert have a subscription to Melees Monthly? Tyrion is...problematic and no matter what tidbits GRRM give us, we're just not here for your Targ BS. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Sansa IV Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 237

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Turns out not everyone is that into dragon sex dungeons. If you need staff who can keep their mouth shut, Brella's your girl. Tyrion talks himself out of loving a whore. Again. Like Shae we aim high by going low. Are the Brave Companions the real J/B shippers? Hooray for Occasional Gents x 2! Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Tyrion VII Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 236

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Joffrey doesn’t know when to just take a win, but Tyrion knows when to pull out the Michael Jackson popcorn gif. Cersei had one job! We decide we prefer a Benadryl timeout. And we learn that Elia was an afterthought because Tywin is the real monster here. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Tyrion VI. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 235

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Will Jaime's goldenshaft plunge deep into Brienne's Riverlands? Something something people juices, muppet casting, and more we won't remember in the morning after our latest Drunkcast. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Drunkcast 7.0. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 234

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. How many podcasters does it take to pronounce Jalabhar Xho correctly? Come for the Dornish jokes, but stay for the introduction of Oberyn Martell, who lives up to the hype, somehow. Is Oberyn too sexy for his shirt? Is Willas the founder of the Westerosi thoroughbred? Is it really that hard to adminster the new King's Landing whore tax? We answer these questions and more. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Tyrion V. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 233

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Tyrion wants Sansa (gross). Symon Silver Tongue just wants to be a star. We just want to share our newest conspiracy theory. Also..remember back in 2015 when GRRM thought he was done with Winds? Good times. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Tyrion IV. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 232

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Welcome to only the third worst wedding in ASoS! Misery loves company - and so does Cersei. Sansa still wants Willas, the puppies, and the barge. We just want GRRM to get his timelines straight and quit with the inaccurate nipple references. Let's shut the door and go there as Sansa's personal nightmare continues. #NotAllOccasionalGents Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Sansa III Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 231

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Littlefinger Dice Clay has got the jokes, but can he survive a double karate chop to his groin region? Everyone wonders if Joffrey’s wedding will have an open bar. Also, is everyone poisoning everyone? Maybe. At least everyone knows they could do worse than Willas Tyrell. But seriously, where in the world is Tyrek Lannister? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Tyrion III. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 230

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Cersei is why Sansa can’t have nice things. Sansa’s getting all the cloaks. We figured out why Winds is so long in coming (and it’s not what you might think). Stop asking GRRM about discrepancies in the books. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords Sansa II. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 229 39m 37s

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. What is the process for becoming a Kingsguard? Do they ask them “If you were a tree, what kind of a tree would you be?” Does Varys have back problems? Can Tyrion get any more disgusting? Is Shae dying to go the wedding of the century? How does Tyrion function without nose hair? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords Tyrion II. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 228

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Olenna has her "Sure, Jan" moment. Did Mace wait for his mom to be playing bridge before working with Littlefinger to arrange the marriage for Margaery? Butterbumps has some serious game and may have edged Cheese Boy out of his place in Guile's heart. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. ASoS Sansa I. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 227

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We hate Tyrion a little less than before. Is this a temporary respite? Tyrek Lannister, dead or alive? We get out the Reynolds Wrap as we speculate on his status. The Tyrells got game. Tywin Lannister: father of the year. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. ASoS - Tyrion I. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 226

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We steal a concept from our friends at Davos Fingers: you supply the questions and we give five answers. Where's that perfect Star Trek/ASoIaF crossover when you need it? Can't imagine a worse Supreme Court nominee? We can. We've got hot old men, top Jaime and Brienne moments, favorite literal ships, and much, much more. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Special Episode - Five Answers.   Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 225

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Hyle is the George Bailey of Westeros, but more importantly, is he hot? We discuss the perfect Hyle fancasts (NCW or Judd Nelson?) and debate if Hyle just a dudebro, or if he's Brienne's last chance at the good life. We're not sure of that, but we are sure that we better get some snarky Hyle/Jaime interactions in Winds. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Special Episode - Hyle Hunt. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 224

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Who misplaced Jaime's face? It's 10:00 am in Belfast City Airport - do you know where Gwendoline Christie is? Filming spoilers are as rare as the beef in the steak & seafood joint frequented by Nikolaj, Liam and Pilou, but we soldier on to bring you the best sleuthing no money can buy. Come for the speculation, but stay for the hot new goth band, The Trebuchet Babies. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones Season 8 Preview 3. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 223

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. GRRM doesn't know snow (or animal husbandry). Does anybody really know the best cut of man meat? Asha has the best bachelorette contestants and inquiring minds want to know - Stannis Baratheon: kinging it or winging it? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Dance with Dragons - The Sacrifice. ADwD: Asha III. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 222

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Asha and company are on the highway to hell (or the slow march to Winterfell). The northerners just want to bathe in Bolton blood, while Asha just wants to get warm, Justin Massey just wants to get with Asha, and Stannis just wants everyone to STFU about Robert. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. ADwD The King's Prize Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 221

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We read GRRM's "best" love scene and we're unimpressed (except with Qarl). Are zee Glovers zee secret Frenchmen of Westeros? Are the Ironborn (Asha excluded) the Honey Boo Boos of Westeros? Is any character man enough for Hagen's Daughter? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. ADwD The Wayward Bride.   Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 220

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. With Asha and The Reader, maybe the Ironborn aren't so bad after all? Theon Greyjoy! Go see your Mama! Does Tristifer Botley understand how anatomy works, or is he expecting a Kraken to show up with his dozen children? And, we get some meaty questions on Lady Stoneheart, the Targs, and why Dany gets so much fandom hate. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. AFfC The Kraken's Daughter Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 219

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Join us for this special episode where we discuss and dissect some of the great vessels of Westeros and beyond - from the Cinnamon Wind to Silence. Nah, just kidding! We're talking romance, self-inserts, ship-shaming and cousin-loving with a big side of SanSan, a little bit of Gendrya, and our usual dash of Jaime and Brienne. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Ships of Ice and Fire. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 218

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Did Robert fail Ned, or nail Ned? Was Rhaegar acting on prophecy, or acting on his dick? Did you know that gaoler sounds like "jailer"? We get down and dirty with poor, dead Ned in our first listeners' choice episode. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Eddard XV. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 217

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Alayne's got the Eyrie under control, poor Sweetrobin included. Lothar x Mya 5Eva and Sansa x Littlefinger NEVA! Myranda Royce is angling for her next husband and everyone in the Vale is probably already looking forward to next spring's big thawed oxen feast. Join us as we head back down the mountain in another of our favorite chapters. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - Alayne II Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 216

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. There's no crying in prophetic visions, Bran. While some may question the wisdom of listening to the voices in your dreams, we've got a pocket full of corn and a headful of Third-Eye Blind. Join us as we look deep into the heart of winter and conclude that Summer really got his name because "Here, Spring!" would sound dumb at the dog park. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Bran III Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 215

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. It's murder in a winter wonderland! But oh what a wonderland it is. We want to linger in the beauty of a snowy Winterfell, but the Moon Door beckons. Lysa deserves our sympathy, and she also deserves to binge watch a few shows on the Westerosi version of OWN. Oh, and stop trying to make Hot Hyle happen. Game of Thrones A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Sansa VII. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 214

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Davos gets the best food and the best gossip while waiting for Wyman Manderly to cut off his head and hands. The Wolf Den might have the world’s worst Christmas tree trimmings, but it’s a heck of an homage to the Stark-Manderly mutual appreciation society. Finally, we all fist pump because the North Remembers...even if some of us forgot to read the right chapter in our shortest episode to date. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Dance with Dragons - Davos IV. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 213

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. In the first of "Our Favorite Chapters" series, we explore the vaguely heroic patina of the Night's Watch, the sweetness of rancid butter and the nod that launched a thousand ships. Join us for kill the boying, baby switching, and block fetching, with an added bonus of diet Jaime himself: Ser Hyle Hunt. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. ADwD Jon II Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 212

Spoilers. Profanity. Jaime x Brienne. Has the bang that was promised, actually been promised? Why is Jon Snow in King's Landing, and why is he wearing fur (think of the direwolves)? Get ready for hot cart action sometime in 2019 - we can only hope Hot Pie is in charge of concessions. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones Season 8 Update 2. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 211

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. In a thousand years, will Jaime and Brienne be remembered as Goldenhand the Just and Brienne the Beauty or will we still be dreaming of a Dream of Spring? Craster has only the best lawyers, which is a good thing since the Night King is apparently Skeletor. Join us as we wonder who'll live, who'll die and who will tell the story of Jaime and Brienne (George, pls). Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Special Episode - Jaime and Brienne in the Endgame.   Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 210

  Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Tyrion’s issues start with Mom and go straight to Shae. Maggots and modern medicine. Is Tyrion at the Best Western or the Four Seasons? The world is Pod’s mattress. What’s up with the Dead Ladies Club? (go listen to episode 198). And on a special note, we once again had international representation with LoT and our guest (stealth Canadian FTW)! Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Tyrion XV Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 209

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Is Tyrion a better fighter than he gives himself credit for? Is Blackwater a Hieronymous Bosch painting come to life or are those antler men falling from the sky? Was Joanna Lannister a Tiger Mom or a gentle lamb? Also, Comma's not our real mom! Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Tyrion XIV Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 208