Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Tune in as Cat and Ned make the hottest room in Winterfell even hotter. He may let it all hang out, but Ned’s not a planner, you guys. Lysa likes the Littlefinger, but does he speak her secret language? And it turns out Jon’s a huge downer even when he’s not in the room. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Catelyn II. Encore of Episode 137 - originally recorded in 2016. Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 305

Spoilers. Profanity. Jaime x Brienne. Jon is fanboying hard for Jaime. Rickon is a cutie. Kudos to Benjen for not taking advantage of a drunken teenager for recruiting purposes. Is Ghost smarter than the rest of us or is this a leftover from the original plot? We have no idea what George was thinking with the gymnastics. Game of Thrones. A Song Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Jon I Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 304

Spoilers. Profanity. Jaime x Brienne. Robert is having a full-on locker room moment, but Ned has moved on. GRRM is on his A-game with the writing: “Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.” Lyanna appreciates symbolism. Game of Thrones. A Song Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Eddard I.   Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 303

Spoilers. Profanity. Jaime x Brienne. Dany's living in the real world while Viserys is off in another reality. Just how creepy is Viserys anyway? How much of a role was Dany supposed to have in the series? Game of Thrones. A Song Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Daenerys I.   Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 302

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. In Winterfell's godswood Cat sees the Old Gods everywhere, while her husband sees a chance to get his Nedbert on. Join us as we go back to the start. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Catelyn I. Encore of Episode 136 - originally recorded in 2016. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 301

Spoilers. Profanity. Jaime x Brienne. Is Ned a Boomer or a Millennial? In another writer's hands, Catelyn would have been stuck walking the direwolves. Join us for our 300th episode as we wax about the GRRM's writing skills. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Bran I.   Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 300

Spoilers. Profanity. Jaime x Brienne. We start at the very beginning, but maybe we should head back? When fashion leads to death, or what happens when you're stuck with a commander who doesn't know what the hell he's doing. Did George go to Terminator 2 right before he wrote the Prologue, and should the Others be played by Robert Patrick? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Prologue. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 299

Spoilers. Profanity. Jaime x Brienne. Jaime's a keen observer of the Riverlands. And its turnips. And its back hair. We're all firmly on Team Blackwood, but not so much with the Targaryens (sorry Egg). Jaime scrambles to his feet and we swoon on ours as the re-reread ends. The waiting is the hardest part, George. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Dance with Dragons - Jaime I. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 298

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. It's been multiple years and some of us still have no idea what our social media handles are. Tywin Lannister: not a detail-oriented guy or just uncaring about certain details? We all sincerely hope that Sybell Spicer gets a POV chapter in Winds. Also, we speculate far more about Ilyn Payne than we ever thought possible. A Feast for Crows is the cherry on Jaime's breakup sundae. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - Jaime VII. Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 297

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Sometimes a missing tongue is just a missing tongue. Most of us like dogs, but tune in to find out who doesn't. Catelyn has left the building. Pod's been hanging for 14 f**king years and we're done with it. What did the Russian translator know and when did they know it? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - Brienne VIII. Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 296

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. The Blackfish may be a badass, but if you're maid #4 in the Tully's kitchen, Edmure is the Lord you want. It's time to go beyond the trebuchet and launch ourselves into a discussion of how Jaime's here to clean up Tywin's mess. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - Jaime VI. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 295

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Welcome to the Inn of the Lord of the Flies. Brienne is a goddamn hero. Hyle may be a dog, but he's an honest dog. Where's our Son of Nedbert fic? We need something to take our minds off of this heartwrenching chapter. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - Brienne VII. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 294

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Daven is here for the ride with his hockey beard. Genna has everybody's number. And Papa Tywin made some really questionable deals. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - Jaime V. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 293

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Is the path to the Quiet Isle a metaphor for Brienne's long and winding journey or a trip to Ikea? In any case, the Quiet Isle gives Brienne (and us) a welcome pause...and inspiration for all the fanfic. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - Brienne VI.   Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 292

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Can you smell that Darry air? We meet more fun Freys, and ladies, let's face it, we've all been a Gatehouse Ami. Jaime's a great father figure, but Lancel has a rather strict view of what constitutes treason. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - Jaime IV. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 291

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Can you feel the love in King's Landing? Our favorite twins can't. Harrenhal may be a nightmare, but the Golden Bitchslap is every shipper's dream. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - Jaime III. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 290

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Tune in for hipster date night with Hyle Hunt where he gives the Stinking Goose a really bad Yelp review. You may not like him, but Hyle makes LoT laugh so he’s won her over. Special shoutout to Septon Meribald’s giant feet (wink wink). And Podrick Payne remains our special cinnamon roll. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - Brienne V. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 289

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Brienne is smarter than anyone thinks. What is going on with the Squishers anyway? George’s sour grapes about that Hugo loss mean Brienne beat the crap out of Harry Potter. Did Brienne accidentally make a weirwood sacrifice? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - Brienne IV. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 288

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. There's kittens for everyone in King Tommen's land. Kevan and Loras get some great one-liners, but Jaime's quips are wasted on the likes of Lancel. Cersei's at her wine-throwing worst, and Jaime's having none of it. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - Jaime II.  Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 287.

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Welcome to "Loathed No More," a Jaime/Brienne love story. We don't want Hyle Hunt for Brienne, but maybe we want him for ourselves? Is Mark Mullendore the Ross of the Knights of Summer? Maybe, but Brienne is definitely the Captain America of Westeros. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - Brienne III. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 286.

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Every time Brienne takes a bath she thinks of Jaime, confirmed. Pod breaks our hearts. There are some things Brienne would give up her honor for… Why do people hate happiness, and genitals? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows – Brienne II. Close The Door And Come Here - 285

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. The Vigil that outstinks all Vigil’s. Pycelle is Tywin’s biggest stan. Jaime decides getting nasty next to the dead body of a family member might not be proper, finally. Jaime and Tommen bond over going away inside. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - Jaime I Close The Door And Come Here - 284

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Everything about Brienne is ugly, except for her eyes. And her soul. And her mare, which is not a piebald. We get inside Brienne's head and , no surprise, it's a beautiful place to be. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - Brienne I. Close The Door And Come Here - 283

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. No more heavy leanings! Cersei tries to blow Jaime right out of the Kingsguard, but he's too busy rehearsing his big speech to Brienne. Jaime and Brienne act like awkward teenagers, and then Jaime acts like a man who can do whatever he chooses. Whatever he chooses. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Jaime IX. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 282

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. It’s time for King’s Landing Cribs Edition, where the magic doesn’t happen. Are you a gasoline kinda gal or do you prefer manure? All we know is we’re not into the smell of rotting flesh. Jaime trusts Loras will fall in love with Brienne if he just spends a few minutes alone with her. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Jaime VIII. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 281

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Jaime’s homecoming sucks. Cersei gives, but we must ask. Sure Jaime’s a deadbeat dad, but Joff really was a dick. And Jaime might be good at bluffing, but Tywin always wins the staring contests. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Jaime VII. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 280

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We have gathered here together to pray at the Church of Holy Weirwood Dreams. Ctrl F or GTFO. In one of ASoIaF's most epic chapters we've got bears, maidens, Bloodraven and some of the most swoonworthy lines in the series. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Jaime VI. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 279

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Jaime Lannister defense squad reporting for duty! Jaime's half a god and half of corpse, but there's nothing wrong with his eyesight where naked Brienne is concerned. It's time to share some secrets in the Harrenhal bathhouse! Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Jaime V. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 278

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Things get hella dark. Brienne is Jaime's binky. These two fools know how to save each other and it kind of breaks our hearts. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Jaime IV.   Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 277

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Jaime wants to touch Brienne a lot. Goodbye Cleos Frey, we barely knew ye. Eon needs to find a new mani/pedi nail place. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Jaime III.   Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 276

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Jaime fires off some classic quips, but the real surprise is that Brienne has a sense of humor too. Our favorite couple-to-be continues to bicker their way over the hills and through the woods of the Riverlands. Jaime tries to give a little bit, but Brienne isn't having any of it...yet. We're reminded again that GRRM gives these characters life, while the show just gave us tits and windows. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. ASoS Jaime II. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 275

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Brienne is a superhero, Jaime is super snarky and Cleos is pretty much just there. Brienne gives just as good as she gets and we can't wait to see the animated version of her literally sinking a ship. It's the start of a beautiful relationship and we're so here for it. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. ASoS Jaime I. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 274

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. LoT doesn't know who Charles Dickens is, Eon can't feel her face, and we're all way too into potatoes. Comma is here to ruin all of your hurt/comfort fics. "Give me the dick, Kingslayer.". Does Jaime have game? Do we really want GRRM to write that sex scene? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Drunkcast 9.0. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 273

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We may not be Branraven, but we do have some ideas about ASoIaF endgame and whether we learned anything from the show that shall not be named. We get down to brass tacks and talk about Jaime & Brienne's future banging, the Iron Throne (or lack thereof), the valonqar, and just what kind of "king" Bran is really going to be. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Dream of A Dream of Spring.   Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 272

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We close the door on Game of Thrones and discuss our favorite/least favorite moments, miseries and mistakes from all 8 seasons. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones Series Retrospective. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 271

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We give the show the middle finger, and it gives it right back in Brienne's White Book scene. The finale had some beautiful visuals, but not a lot of heart. But maybe it all makes sense if Bran is the real bad guy? Eh, whatever...our watch has ended. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones 8x06 "The Iron Throne". Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 270

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Our mailbag is as heavy as our hearts as the show may have finally broken us. Before we go away inside, let's have one more ragefest against the showrunners as we lament what might have been. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones 8x05. "The Bells". Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 269

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. It's the return of Larry as the joy of Jaime and Brienne's consummation turns into ashes in our mouths by the end of the episode. We feel as bad as Ghost looks. We have some ideas for "I've never" questions, and hope that Jaime can math gestation enough to not have to wonder who's the daddy. In the midst of all of our rage, we would, however, like to point out one thing: Varys is not a merman. Confirmed. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones 8x04. "The Last of the Starks". Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 268

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. What bearded man is getting stabbed now? We're adding more to our ever-growing "would've been cool" list. Are we the Charlie Brown to D&D's Lucy? If you spend millions of dollars and 55 nights filming a TV show, but no one can see it, did it really happen? Next week, how about you open all the windows and come here. Game Of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones 8x03 "The Long Night". Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 267

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Guys, the crypts are totally safe. Cruise ships to Essos would be a pretty lucrative business venture right now. Ghost gets Photoshopped into the show and Arya gets hers, to mixed reviews. Give Alfie Allen all the awards now please. We are drunk on sunlight as we witness the wedding, I mean knighting of Brienne of Tarth. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones 8x02 "A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms". Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 266

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Cersei wants to know where her elephants are. We just want to know who has our 5-year anniversary wood. Bronn's gonna Bronn, Bran's gonna Bran (this year with 10% more humanity!), but we're still waiting for Brienne to...Brienne? Sansa and Sam are the episode MVPs, but don't get too attached to poor little Ned Umber. The dead may be coming, but so is Jaime Lannister, and that's what gives us life. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones 8x01 "Winterfell". Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 265

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Put on your tinfoil hats and buckle up as we delve into some questionable spoilers for season 8 of Game of Thrones. Who will take the throne? Who lives? Who dies? Has GoT made us all numb to incest? Hey Google. How does one kill an un-dead dragon? Game of Thrones. A Song Of Ice and Fire. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 264

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Theon Greyjoy, you were a nice boy, until you had those two kids barbequed. Theon's biggest mistakes could fill a book - or even a series of books, but why do we feel for him anyway? Game of Thrones. A Song Of Ice and Fire. Theon Greyjoy. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 263

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We loved Bran from the start, but we're kind of terrified of him in the future. Does he just need a good old fashioned Catholic-nun style stick to the knuckles to keep him in line? As Korg would say, Winterfell can be rebuilt, but will Bran ever make it home or will he help close the door on the series as a tree? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Bran Stark. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 262

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Listen to us fawn all over our favorite Onion Knight as we talk about his meteoric rise from smallest of the smallfolk to Hand of the King. Should Davos have made his move against Mel sooner? Is he the best adapted character in Game of Thrones? Did he break the Siege of Storm’s End for honor and glory, or for cash? And why is he so devoted to a guy who chopped off his fingers? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Davos Seaworth. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 261

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Join us for an in depth discussion of our favorite baker and some of the other smallfolk of Westeros. We tackle all of the most important Hot Pie questions. Is Hot Pie the smartest character in the series? Should we subscribe to the Azor Hot Pie theory? And, more importantly, how would Hot Pie fare in the Great British Bakeoff? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Hot Pie & The Small Folk. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 260

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. What's your favorite Gendry moment and why is it only what LoT says? Is Gendry busy doing the deed with Jeyne Heddle, or does he need Davos to explain that the facts of life don't include leeches? We delve into Westeros' other, handsome, righteous bastard in our latest character episode. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Gendry. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 259

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Here's to Robert...he's a horse's ass. He's also that dude at your High School reunion still talking about the Big Game. We discuss Robert's failed potential, his many flaws, and why so many of us love him anyway. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Robert Baratheon. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 258