In this episode, Dean and Simon have a look at a Pepsi themed computer game from the 90s and propose a couple of ideas for games themselves. Then, they both have a look at a red-hot Indonesian game and remember fireworks. Finally, they get confused by a Wikipedia article so go to an expert for ‘help’.  Pepsi game - https://www.instagram.com/retroscifiart/reel/C_lvRztPEii/   List of food tie ins - https://www.giantbomb.com/games-based-on-food-products/3015-2999/games/   Sepak Bola Api - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6VcwebdEbc&t=4s   Wikipedia - Deeds of the Emperor Frederick on the Holy Expedition -  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deeds_of_the_Emperor_Frederick_on_the_Holy_Expedition  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean returns to the well to draw Simon’s opinion on some more things he found while walking his dog and then Simon shows off his expensive pants. They finish off by having a little think about a philosopher’s creed.  Photo of the items Dean saw - https://imgur.com/yDfhYBT   Expensive boxer shorts - https://www.hermes.com/uk/en/product/rayures-spatiales-boxer-shorts-H266900H7703XL/   Wikipedia – Archie J Bahm - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Archie_J._Bahm   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, and in what might be a first for the podcast, Dean's selection gives Simon the opportunity to speak knowledgably. In return, Simon treats Dean with a new attraction that they've knocked up in China. Finally, the training missions for Man's conquest of Mars are thoroughly evaluated in another classic Random Wikipedia Article section.  Clip from The Sooty Show - https://x.com/archivetvmus71/status/1850960727517118501?t=0dI1U2IYYwvljKCIx_6yIA&s=19   Blowing Flying Kisses Videos - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpQbnIJkhAE and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swicw356Bv8   Wikipedia – HI-SEAS -  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HI-SEAS   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean asks Simon to stare into the void as they examine the blackest ever black then Simon informs Dean of a local man’s special vehicular service. Finally, all the stars are recognised when Wikipedia randomly delivers an article about a short-lived American telly programme.  Article on the squabbling about Vantablack and Black 3.0 - https://www.wired.com/story/vantablack-anish-kapoor-stuart-semple/   Pay a man to race you and lose - https://imgur.com/8WGXNRq and https://imgur.com/8u7X75C   Wikipedia – The $treet - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Street_(2000_TV_series)   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Simon and Dean assess a machine designed to make the laborious sandwich making task easier and then they have a look at a device to help their hair come back. Finally, two old friends return to weigh in on Australia’s electricity sector and the animals within.  Sandwich making device – https://www.facebook.com/reel/1237007297610903   Baldness helmet - https://www.temu.com/uk/------stimulation---use--109-pcs--promotes---and---g-601099691897752.html?_oak_mp_inf=EJjn8Oym1ogBGgpwZHp1dWVldGRnIJL%2F26WpMg%3D%3D&top_gallery_url=https%3A%2F%2Fimg.kwcdn.com%2Fproduct%2Ffancy%2Fc1aa6a42-734e-4b63-9c64-ae259fdb15b3.jpg&spec_gallery_id=4543009950&refer_page_sn=15498&refer_source=0&freesia_scene=2&_oak_freesia_scene=2&_oak_rec_ext_1=MjQxMTk&refer_page_el_sn=223143&_x_vst_scene=adg&_x_ads_channel=bing&_x_ads_sub_channel=search&_x_ads_account=176283025&_x_ads_set=521332827&_x_ads_id=1319416350125030&_x_ads_creative_id=82463751192700&_x_ns_source=o&_x_ns_msclkid=980b68bf6e4f16e93de70fb0e4b41ef3&_x_ns_match_type=p&_x_ns_bid_match_type=bb&_x_ns_query=weird%20products%20on%20amazon&_x_ns_keyword=weird%20product&_x_ns_device=c&_x_ns_targetid=kwd-82464660544105%3Aloc-188&_x_ns_extensionid=&refer_page_name=kuiper&refer_page_id=15498_1729071874811_bjawytzj84&_x_sessn_id=rjn5jcvatc   Wikipedia - Electricity sector in Australia - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electricity_sector_in_Australia   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean and Simon get rude and spooky as they discuss bedwear (were) for the head (headwear/were) and a truly disgusting fancy dress outfit. They finish off with a Wikipedia article on the scariest subject of all – tooooooools!!!  Nightcap - https://www.theirishstore.com/uk/mens-cotton-flannel-nightcap-one-size  Bum hole outfit (NSFW) - https://www.fancydress.com/products/bum-hole-costume  Wikipedia – Storey Pole - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Storey_pole  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean has a lovely time showing Simon a swimming pool he refused to use in Brussels and then Simon teaches him about how a horrible man started an English tradition. They finish off by opening the door to poets.  The pool at the Jam Hotel, Brussels - https://www.smarksthespots.com/jam-hotel-pool-bar-restaurant-brussels/   The Titchborne Dole 1959 video - https://www.facebook.com/BBCArchive/videos/1949-newsreel-tichborne-dole/618650065320273/   The Titchborne Dole 2011 video - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9zgLpOqA1w   The Titchborne Dole 1957 video - https://www.bing.com/videos/riverview/relatedvideo?&q=the+tichborne+dole&&mid=4C5FF189B310DC3353684C5FF189B310DC335368&&FORM=VRDGAR   Wikipedia – José Montoya - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jos%C3%A9_Montoya   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean and Simon learn some survival techniques and then they take a seat at the monkey buffet. They finish off the episode by finding out about a ‘new’ dessert.  Five-Minute Crafts UK’s Camping Hacks and Survival Guide -  https://www.facebook.com/5min.crafts.uk/videos/camping-hacks-survival-tips/393756080211878/   Monkey Buffet Festival Video - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLxgaTMN8MM   Wikipedia – Chhoah Peng - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chhoah-peng   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean reports on the filth he found in the woods again and then Simon shows Dean a pillow that is in doubly bad taste. The Random Wikipedia Article Section arrives to provide them with an opportunity to accuse a Brazilian bus company of fraud.  Dean’s photo’s from the woods - https://imgur.com/vmbRomd , https://imgur.com/LWoEj4X and https://imgur.com/gKgj9hF   Pillow - https://www.amazon.com/AOYEGO-Chloroform-Background-Decorative-Cushion/dp/B08M993P1N/ref=mp_s_a_1_46?dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.hO0wPIN0citlrpcczX0RQwR0FXBacaLojQODVUSduL8NxzPtnBt4JB4BSXf7tTbgyyVL5XXh-yubxKgxQRYqLtcZRXRJ0CjGYGH8ClU9OJDTOsmmKT-uGtJyM1tGVPG02DegXKMl0D3t5S4oJ8WRm8L8VPum1KxC-cFfuFrJgMLdU9rmiG8k9VyYTikB8SqGmB9SL0tjM4qa4G5wgnh9zg.y1JMFbBCq9LpE-x7NxNGb4t8qwaeoX5wqosameiC4ok&dib_tag=se&keywords=weird+house+items&qid=1727085054&sr=8-46   Wikipedia – Carbuss - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carbuss   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dave Steele (Will Riker’s Sex Beard Podcast - https://willrikerssexbeard.buzzsprout.com) returns for an episode of learning. Lessons learnt include:   Why Dean is wrong about Spirographs.Why the Spanish jump over babies.  What’s the most rubbish fish is. and  What the Slenderman does for a living.  Spirograph - https://youtu.be/9XbZJSH-T1I?si=UYpAfmhjCR5Edex5   El Colacho Festival - https://youtu.be/b7EXSKI2NMs?si=0HieSpbZ_lWqzXvL   The Devil Hole Pupfish -  https://youtu.be/McUgViRo5bU?si=2TyCy8BxbqcM1KGD   Wikipedia – Slender Rising - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slender_Rising   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean and Simon promote Dean’s new book (available below and in all good bookshops) by discussing taxidermy marital aids and daft felt headwear for protecting the gentleman motorist before finishing themselves off by dialing in on Wikipedia.  Squirrel head buttplug - https://imgur.com/nrzT3fA   That video Dean mentioned about a squirrel assault course - https://youtu.be/hFZFjoX2cGg?si=xfzRo85MTfhSqPGN   Felt safety cap advert - https://imgur.com/xGo5Apw   Wikipedia – 999 (number) - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/999_(number)   Link to buy Dean’s new book - https://www.awesomebooks.com/book/9780241679593/why-your-parents-are-hung-up-on-your-phone-and-what-to-do-about-it   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean and Simon remember a challenging egg game and then literally look up a dinosaur. At the end of the episode Simon learns about someone and likes them.  Dizzy - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dizzy_(series)   Photo of a dinosaur’s fluffer - https://imgur.com/UIw5qI6   Wikipedia – The Nanny Season 5 - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Nanny_season_5   Fran Drescher’s speech - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4SAPOX7R5M   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, your hosts watch an instructional video from an American politician and then monkey about with an expensive ape before Dean gets quizzed on bands in an exciting Random Wikipedia Section that defied the editor.  Sen. Eric Adams Combating Gun Violence - https://youtu.be/sk2Wc4Y5CxE?si=2p92ev480uF1XXoc   Lifesize ape man figuring - https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/763447854/lifesize-ape-man-figurine-surreal-large?load_webview=1&bid=tGfW4Ohlj7g4p0oUdMGmgYtBXzoZ   Wikipedia – Hurricane Festival - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hurricane_Festival   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean and Simon get all cheesy as they watch a man waste food and then they have a look at some cubic dogs. This week's Random Wikipedia Article section brings up the rear as information on a historic publishing company leads to a discussion of poetry, peep-hole publicans and the mildly erotic French arts.  3 Day Grilled Cheese Sandwich - https://www.reddit.com/r/StupidFood/comments/1ef9cws/3_day_grilled_cheese_sandwich/   Cubic Dogs - https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/06/03/shaving-dogs-heads-cubes-straight-lines-shapes_n_7500536.html   Spherical dog - https://imgur.com/a/V8JmD8z   Wikipedia - Chapman & Hall - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chapman_%26_Hall   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean and Simon have a look at a machine for forcing trees to return your affection and then they witness the latest developments in androids – they can smile now listener. Finally, in an extraordinary development, all the threads are pulled together as they take a visit to a very small place in Germany.  Tree hugging machine - https://www.instagram.com/p/C4uGkCjoteN/   Smiling Robots - https://www.npr.org/2024/06/29/nx-s1-5022578/robot-smile-face-skin-uncanny-valley   Wikipedia - Velsdorf - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Velsdorf   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Simon calls in to help  Dean criticise a coffee shop that demands to see the customers’ smile, then an analysis of a surfing competition for dogs descends into spoilers for the first ten minutes of The Walking Dead: Daryl Dixon. Finally, marsupials are discussed and Dean reveals which former guest is a Taco Bell hound.   Shop that makes you smile for the camera before you are allowed in - https://www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/comments/1e6lj6p/a_cafe_has_developed_a_sensor_whose_door_only/   Dog surfing competition - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9m6TXBzUV9g   Wikipedia – Calaby's Pademelon - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calaby%27s_pademelon    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean and Simon look at mascot for a defunct fast-food chain with baldness and depression and then Simon grills Dean on his dog habits as they look at a dog’s bandana/billboard. They finish off by ranking the intolerances in a science heavy Random Wikipedia Article Section.  Nathan Rabin’s article on Rax’s Mr Delicious advertising campaign - https://www.nathanrabin.com/happy-place/2020/11/9/the-short-sad-strange-life-of-mr-delicious   ‘I love my wife’ dog bandana for dogs -  https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/196279353108?itmmeta=01J47HS0BF0BFNQD257SDQ4JDJ&hash=item2db3293f14:g:jSQAAOSwdjZl5-5q&itmprp=enc%3AAQAJAAAAwD70vGZcseqL6ytJuPqIOCip9oYmt%2BdXrtYnzVuBJVVXtMsRYFOS7xacL7UcgT84wus9rtPXT8%2FWyzpthAleNg8UGVFN31MVB1ojP1c%2BJNXagtlxBEHUUgweC4O8%2FqHa7yuSgNGLyGJG1WRVa3QwRRf9pv%2FyMWqMI5Wz1ZQuiG6vrCVtgPcvXFIejUnjHBGobbFOAvqCQU2GTWKGX0ShGJK7H8%2BZPf6wwjgfu2ILMPRNI6jxFnibFxKKZDU30x1ybg%3D%3D%7Ctkp%3ABk9SR-qF5PGhZA   Wikipedia – Lactate racemase - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lactate_racemase   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Charlie Webster rejoins your hosts to search for fun. Dean brings up nude cyclists and Simon lets the group know about a foul fowl product. Charlie tells everyone about some crud he’s collecting and storing in his basement and then the three of them reminisce about bygone bovine emergencies as they besmirch an Italian luthier.  Naked bike ride Cardiff 2024 picture gallery - https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/gallery/14-daring-pictures-people-cycle-29540179   Virgin boy egg video - https://youtu.be/rPIvDJG1etI?feature=shared   Virgin boy egg Wikipedia - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virgin_boy_egg   Wikipedia – Carlo Raspagni - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carlo_Raspagni   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean complains about children’s television again but this time it's about a theme song so that’s a bit different I guess? Then, Simon tells Dean about a pop-star's yeast extract in a section which listeners will either love or hate. They finish off the episode by finding out where Dean hasn’t been and Dean reveals his most reactionary opinion.  Peter Rabbit theme song - https://youtu.be/8xLq3q63NQk?si=0Grze1m7Glc2c70L   Elton John Marmite - https://imgur.com/xsrSQQF   Wikipedia – Borth Lifeboat Station - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Borth_Lifeboat_Station   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode; Dean and Simon have a look at an artist’s rendering of a lady from a famous song, take a trip to America to look at their gumwalls and then read a Wikipedia article that has been seemingly written by, and for, Aliens. Lady in Red Painting - https://imgur.com/tZ87q95   Seattle gumwall - https://www.pikeplacemarket.org/vendor/the-gum-wall/    San Luis Obispo gumwall - https://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Attraction_Review-g33026-d249402-Reviews-Bubblegum_Alley-San_Luis_Obispo_San_Luis_Obispo_County_California.html   Wikipedia – Outline of Sports - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Outline_of_sports   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, talk turns to Mr Blobby again as Dean and Simon look at a local football kit. They move on to discuss literature and cats and finish off by finding out about a famous man that designed bridges and tunnels or something.Llantwit Major FC Mr Blobby Goalkeeper Kit - https://www.thekitman.co.uk/llantwit-major-afc-2023-24-mr-blobby-goalkeeper-kit/Meow: A Novel - Meow: A Novel (The Meow Library): Amazon.co.uk: Austen, Sam: 9798988647706: BooksWikipedia - David Hay (Engineer) - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Hay_(engineer) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode Dean and Simon take a romantic/spooky boat ride, visit a Danish Bell Museum and have a learn about an erotic master of the graphite pencil.  Tunnel of Love article - https://www.thevintagenews.com/2023/07/05/tunnel-of-love/  Dansk Klokkemuesum - https://klokkemuseum.dk/  Wikipedia - Olaf Odegaard - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olaf_Odegaard  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean asks Simon if he can explain the popularity of a particular TikTok video but Simon gets sidetracked by an irrelevance. In part two they have a look at a company that sells weird shower curtains. Part three brings a brain-melting Random Wikipedia Article section where a retired boat is discussed fully and frankly, bar a couple of tangents.  Hawk Tuah Girl article 1 - https://www.thecut.com/article/hawk-tuah-girl-viral-tiktok-video-explained.html  Hawk Tuah Girl article 2 - https://www.dazeddigital.com/fashion/article/62978/1/hawk-tuah-spit-that-thang-viral-sex-girl-hailey-welch-just-dropped-merch-summer  Celebrity Shower Curtains - https://pixels.com/shop/shower+curtains/celebrity  Wikipedia – Berge Fjord - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berge_Fjord  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean garners support for his hatred of people lounging in pubs, Simon put on a skin-suit show, everyone is mean about an American quiz show and then a foul mouth Australian shows up.  'Like Living Organisms' by Local Androids (Not safe for work) - https://vimeo.com/44993153    National Bible Bee – A girl recites a Bible passage from memory - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5D0vkhk9D44&list=PLYdQ5dB7o5jzTp_3E2qK-A-0bXqvh7m8W   Wikipedia – Freight Train Heart - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freight_Train_Heart  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean and Simon have a lovely time talking toilet about a possibly treasonous advertising campaign and a gadget that can help you count how many beers you’ve been drinking. Also, they have a look at a timeless sumo wrestler.  Prince William advert - https://imgur.com/Zgr9yQp   Piers Morgan advert - https://imgur.com/FJJg3UA   Beer counter - https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B002CM25V6?tag=toorich-21&linkCode=ogi&th=1   Wikipedia - Onigatani Saiji  - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onigatani_Saiji   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episode 101: “Gazumped by Wellard” (with Dave Steele and Michael McCann)  In this episode, Dean and Simon call upon Mike and Dave to help them learn about a Mr Bean themed nightclub, the early stand-up career of a Hollywood star and a fragment of the gemstone industry.  Photos from the Mr Bean Bar in Vietnam - https://imgur.com/Cb0OpBL   Josh Peck’s stand-up routine on the Rosie O’Donnell show - https://youtu.be/xbSMTZvRUG8?si=YdN6NIn3a3DfnPl7   Wikipedia – WP Diamonds - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WP_Diamonds   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean and Simon invite John Rain (Smersh Pod, https://linktr.ee/itsjohnrain) along to celebrate reaching a hundred episodes. All your favourite topics are covered; RoboCop, defunct high-street shops, gout, naughty pet dinners, race science, light entertainers from the 70s/80s and much much more!  Robocop 2014 shows off his lungs - https://youtu.be/UFuxiZFwDPs   Woolworths’ Jackie Chan Advert - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ewa8WzbpreY   John’s framed Copycats autographs - https://imgur.com/Vp7Eomk   Wikipedia – Frisian Literature -  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frisian_literature   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean and Simon get annoyed by a needlessly chatty dog waste collection bag and then they have a look at a product for chicken lovers with expensive phones. Also, space mushrooms.  Waste bag whimsy - https://imgur.com/bI2l7LX   Chicken phone case - https://www.amazon.co.uk/iphone-Chicken-Protective-Transparent/dp/B094GN4MXQ   Wikipedia - Cryomyces minteri - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cryomyces_minteri   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean and Simon have a look at a cheesy lump from Thailand and then get their noses all zazzed up with a magic machine. They also have a look at some flies and many valuable questions are asked and answered. Cheese burger video -  https://youtu.be/mB1HSHvq_sI    Nose trainer video - https://youtu.be/_6CfwT1r-8U   Wikipedia – Germariochaetini - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Germariochaetini   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean and Simon read a book about what you can do with women's leg wear and it confuses them and then they verify some facts about Britain. They finish off with a deep delve into the career of Jenny Agutter. Pages from the book they looked at - https://i.imgur.com/x0Di7fI.jpg tv-English Club's list of facts - https://tv-english.club/articles-en/entertainment/25-unusual-facts-about-britain-and-british-people/ Wikipedia - Jenny Agutter - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jenny_Agutter Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean and Simon was an education film on vehicular maintenance and pick up some top tips, then, they delve into the world of romantic condiment accessories. They finish off the episode by investigating a confusing Wikipedia article about a seemingly nondescript woman and her time-displaced husband.  5 minute crafts’ Effective car hacks to keep you rolling - https://www.facebook.com/reel/1838576159925208   Personalised tomato ketchup label - https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/1258059584/personalised-tomato-ketchup-sauce-label?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=lorraine+kelly&ref=sr_gallery-1-25&frs=1&pop=1&pe=1&local_signal_search=1&content_source=ec7312d3b1fbca1bb257c3ab0fd50d29dc610055%253A1258059584&search_preloaded_img=1&organic_search_click=1   Wikipedia – Henrietta Marie Colden - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henrietta_Marie_Colden   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, poet/comedian/writer/podcaster Mat Troy joins Dean and Simon to talk about unwanted magic acts, a big old phoney potato, clown training videos and indoor air quality.  Idaho Potato Hotel - https://idahopotato.com/big-idaho-potato-hotel   Clown training VHS clip - https://www.instagram.com/reel/C26Kgs2sGMd/?igsh=anBpdXoxeWdra3pn   Wikipedia – Indoor Air Quality - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indoor_air_quality   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean and Simon discover the literal smoking gun and then they have a look at an animal themed settee while Simon contemplates the millionaire lifestyle. They finish off by learning about a Tarzan film from the olden days.  Gun shaped cigarette lighter video – https://www.instagram.com/reel/C4ni2acIf5t/   Article about hippo sofa - https://www.housebeautiful.com/shopping/furniture/a29655874/buy-a-lifesize-hippopotamus-couch/  Wikipedia – Tarzan and the Mermaids - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tarzan_and_the_Mermaids  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean and Simon get off to a bad start, build gradually by discussing poorly labelled Seinfeld clips and horrible Haunted Houses, and then reach a crescendo as they uncover what could be the most exciting Wikipedia article they’ve come across so far.  What purports to be the “Best Seinfeld Scene Ever” - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74TbCBoGbHw   Article on McKamey Manor - https://allthatsinteresting.com/mckamey-manor   McKamey Manor YouTube Video - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CF8FJx1El7c   Wikipedia  - List of Coronation Street characters (2024) - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Coronation_Street_characters_(2024)   Video of Craig Charles and Philip Olivier Sumo Wrestling - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z21Y3Jk86Jk   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, wordsman Dan Mitchell (https://www.danmitchellwords.co.uk/) returns to join Dean and Simon for an accidental crime and punishment special! The three of them discuss a Prison themed bar that's arrived in Cardiff, a collection of prison letters currently for sale on Ebay and an extraordinary children’s toy.  Wales online article on Alcotraz - https://www.walesonline.co.uk/whats-on/music-nightlife-news/went-alcotraz-cardiffs-new-activity-28875404   500 prison love letters - https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/285789583884?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=h6QVl8B2TMa&sssrc=4429486&ssuid=lu4r0ycmrti&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY   Punisher shapeshifting toy - https://imgur.com/Z8OHUNI   Wikipedia - List of I Can See Your Voice Indonesia episodes  - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_I_Can_See_Your_Voice_Indonesia_episodes   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean tells Simon about a display stand that upset him when his son took him shopping and then Simon gets flummoxed by the value of gold per ounce. They finish off by discussing a rich man from America and his need to meddle in the local politics of Florida. It’s a half-hearted Easter Special! And it’s days late! Reese’s Eggs Display Stand - https://imgur.com/yfiv19D   CNN Business’ video of the world’s most expensive desert - https://youtu.be/RpwcCaejcP8?si=Ld0UEtiwZNtsBTgF   Wikipedia – Norman Braman - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norman_Braman   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean and Simon remember an unfairly (?) maligned pop group from the 1990, have a look at some photographs of a funny man and then take in the sights and sounds of Killiecrankie.  Vanilla – No way no way - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_D-qJ4hfss   Fe-M@ail – Flee Fly Flo - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFhF0r46qxU   Senior Waiter Stock Images - https://www.dreamstime.com/search.php?securitycheck=fe4dd65087baa8a4ac5d6fafd77e2702&srh_field=waiter&s_all=y&s_ph=y&s_il=y&s_video=y&s_audio=y&s_ad=n&s_sl0=y&s_sl1=y&s_sl2=y&s_sl3=y&s_sl4=y&s_sl5=y&s_orp=y&s_orl=y&s_ors=y&s_orw=y&s_clc=y&s_clm=y&s_rsf=0&s_rst=7&s_sp=master1305   Wikipedia - Killiecrankie - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killiecrankie  What they looked at on Streetview - https://imgur.com/3dIWJVh   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean ponders why he must show his ticket to buy chewing gums at the airport and then, while discussing a sign for sale on Ebay, tells everyone how he found out about the facts of life. Finally, in another madcap Random Wikipedia Article section, your hosts stumble upon footage of a tremendous concert from Switzerland and argue about whether Denise Van Outen used to fly around in a helicopter.  Vtg Metal Novelty Wall Hanging Sign - https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/334217823334?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=otnh0WhJRfe&sssrc=4429486&ssuid=lu4r0ycmrti&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=EMAIL   Wikipedia – Adela Smajic - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adela_Smajic   Schnitzelbangg Mittwuch - https://www.facebook.com/Telebasel/videos/schnitzelb%C3%A4ngg-mittwuch/366559962851231/   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode; Dean and Simon have a gentle time talking about a disappointing Wonka experience and then an unnecessary road sign leads to Dean having to retake his driving theory test. The ship sails away for the evening as a Frenchman is not discussed in the Random Wikipedia Section.  Article about Glasgow’s Willy Wonka Experience - https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2024/feb/27/glasgow-willy-wonka-experience-slammed-as-farce-as-tickets-refunded   The road sign that perplexed Simon - https://imgur.com/a/A833UdV   Wikipédia – Jean de Corbeil - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jean_de_Corbeil   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, comedian Rob Hughes joins Dean and Simon to discuss Home Alone 4, a confusing sign from a listener’s workplace, auto-tune and a Gaelic Goalkeeper. Lots of valuable questions asked and answered this week.  Home Alone 4 - https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0329200/  Sign in a workplace - https://imgur.com/mP13IS5  Wikipedia – David Clarke - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Clarke_(Gaelic_footballer)  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Simon defends Dean from a baying mob and as a reward Dean makes him talk about Elon Musk and his cybertruck. Then, Simon brings the recent Shein exploration to an end by showing Dean another plastic depiction of a creature defecating. Finally, for the first time in 86 episodes, Wikipedia delivers a topic that Dean has studied in depth, so he grasps the opportunity with both hands and talks at length about the monkey from Cannonball Run 2.  Cybertruck - https://www.tesla.com/cybertruck   Doll Toilet Spray Toy Decompression Artifact - https://www.shein.co.uk/DollToiletSprayToyDecompressionArtifact-p-27900823-cat-7190.html?share_from=null&ref=www&rep=dir&ret=uk   Wikipedia – Universal Psychometrics - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Universal_psychometrics   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean and Simon watch a long-forgotten panel show from the early 90s, assess a porcine garden ornament and read at an interesting article about a book that chronicles the adventures of a regal mouse.   P’s and Q’s - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73vi0_B4sBM&ab_channel=ChrisVHS89   1 pc Pig Design Garden Ornament - https://www.shein.co.uk/1pc-Animal-Design-Garden-Ornament-Small-Decoration-Craft-For-Garden-Decor-p-10913725-cat-3035.html?onelink=6%2F32gelzz9aic4&requestId=439079703605706769&skucode=I82cyykwb0b5&url_from=ukadplash2206238956863936one-size_GPM&cid=20761062617&setid=&adid=&pf=GOOGLE&gad_source=1&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIvIW6-7r0gwMVbppQBh2qDQDTEAQYFiABEgKvJfD_BwE&ref=www&rep=dir&ret=m   Wikipedia - The Mouse with the Question Mark Tail - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mouse_with_the_Question_Mark_Tail    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, an overly caffeinated Dean zooms in to tell a ratty Simon about a product to help people safely clean their plants. Then, Simon tells him about the latest breakthrough in chicken safety paraphernalia. They finish off by discussing a type of flower which might be related to a previous guest. Accidental botany/safety episode? Yeah, why not.  Leaf cleaning tongs - https://www.prezzybox.com/leaf-cleaning-tongs.aspx   Chicken crash helmets - https://shorturl.at/jqSY5   Wikipedia - Rubus steelei - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rubus_steelei   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean learns about the rise and fall of the Deal or No Deal fruit machine, the best machines in Cardiff and how to gamble responsibly and then Simon takes him to a Chinese junk shop to look at a curiously named soft toy. They finish off the episode by arguing about money.  Deal or No Deal Bandit - https://imgur.com/QIK6aJy   Cute and ugly plus doll tilts its head to kill the little duck - https://imgur.com/GpG102m   Wikipedia - Portrait of François Buron - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portrait_of_Fran%C3%A7ois_Buron   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean tells Simon about a lost literary classic and a potential revenue stream and then Simon brings out the cheese. They move on to discuss the Dutch version of Big Brother and its many tremendous lawsuits before they take to the streets and bring Air Fryer Month to its conclusion with another bout of ‘Investigative Journalism’.  Photo of Tiramisu Wensleydale - https://imgur.com/V6nBImI   Wikipedia – Big Brother (Dutch TV Series) - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Brother_(Dutch_TV_series)   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean gets offered a set of dodgems for free so he tells Simon about it and then Simon shows Dean a Chinese train that goes through a block of flats in China. They finish off the episode by learning about how a quotes are being misattributed to Winston Churchill. Something for everyone there then.  Dodgems for sale - https://imgur.com/SkjcrxE   Chinese train - https://mashable.com/article/chongqing-train-building and https://youtu.be/GnQLNqCqLXA?si=mmgPKchmRoz4V-d-   Wikipedia – Churchillian Drift - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Churchillian_Drift   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean gives a valuable update on his crisps investigation and then shows Simon a video of a terrifying toilet. In part two, Simon tells Dean about a toilet themed restaurant. It's an accidental toilet special, listener! Also, they have a look at an article about an actor/stuntman.  Spooky toilet upgrade -  https://www.facebook.com/100070363171353/videos/988388469091159/ Toilet themed restaurant - https://www.cktravels.com/modern-toilet-restaurant-taipei/  Wikipedia – Tony Epper - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tony_Epper  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean and Simon stumble upon the special theme for the month and then make a load of promises that they are bound to ‘forget about’. Dean shows Simon something unusual for sale on Facebook Marketplace and then they speculate about the content of a musical event that's happened in Cardiff. They finish off by having a look at a long-dead group of fish. Detours galore.  Coffin for sale - https://imgur.com/enLjf6d   Jurassic Park in Concert Poster - https://imgur.com/AU1S8UL   Wikipedia - Hypsidoris - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypsidoris   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dave returns to assess Dean and Simon's performance over the past year. Which celebrities with maladies do your hosts aspire to be like? What words do they use more often than others? How much of the podcast is actually legible? Are they muppet patter thieves? These questions, and more, answered. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.