In this episode, Dean and Simon watch the trailer for the new Spider-Man-adjacent film that’s coming out soon and then debate the merits of moulding turkey mince into the shape of a carrot and dying it orange. They finish off for the week by going through a long list of rodents.  Madame Web trailer - https://youtu.be/s_76M4c4LTo?si=3Ogitd2TBsxrGBee   Why Arby’s is testing meat products that look like big carrots - https://edition.cnn.com/2019/06/26/business/arbys-fake-meat-carrot-trnd/index.html   Wikipedia - Deomyinae - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deomyinae   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean shows Simon a clip from an old film that paints a famous comedian in a new light and then they take to the road to do some investigative journalism. They finally return to the studio to finish off the episode by reviewing an article about a nondescript building in America.  Jim Davidson Hello - https://youtu.be/X6WiiXUR3xM?si=PL3z1pYMiUFi219d   Pumpkin Spice Car Wash Info - https://imocarwash.com/gb/pumpkin-spice-triple-foam/  Wikipedia - Customs House (Nashville, Tennessee) - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Customs_House_(Nashville,_Tennessee)  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean tells Simon about an educational TV series with an unlikely host and then they ponder why a promotional photograph for a long-forgotten piece of Saturday evening crud-TV ended up on sale in Iceland. The finish off with another fantastic/shambolic Random Wikipedia Article section.  Harold Bishop article - https://www.irishmirror.ie/showbiz/celebrity-news/neighbours-harold-bishop-teach-teenagers-5056113   Dale Winton photo - https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/394977495331?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=5vx783pcS06&sssrc=2047675&ssuid=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY   Wikipedia – Glasgow Tigers (American football) - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glasgow_Tigers_(American_football)   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, illness has descended upon your hosts but they struggle on bravely. Dean shows Simon some images from a book designed to teach children to stand up for themselves and then Simon invites Dean to a twin themed restaurant. They finish off by falling in love with a photograph of a bird.  Images from ‘The Zipper’ - https://imgur.com/WHcwzJC   Video of Twin Stars Diner, Moscow - https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-europe-24514947   Wikipedia – Egg Tooth -  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Egg_tooth   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean gets infuriated with a children's television programme again, Simon discovers Lovecraftian clothing for children and then they contact an "Irishman" for financial advice.City of Friends opening theme - https://youtu.be/b8JLGM2xfSw?si=gOKo9Nh8l95445LxOctopus costume - https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005004301754454.html?pdp_npi=2%40dis%21GBP%21 Wikipedia - String of cash coins (currency unit) - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/String_of_cash_coins_(currency_unit) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean and Simon ponder why a bollard has a dinosaur's head on it, take to the air to look at some massive adverts and then mess about on the river.  Dean’s Excellent Dinosaur Photograph - https://i.imgur.com/F9vA0Bl.jpg   Mapvertising article - https://lenpenzo.com/blog/id15798-giant-advertisements-that-can-be-seen-from-high-in-the-sky.html?expand_article=1   Wikipedia – Emmanuel Boat Club - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emmanuel_Boat_Club   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, comedy performer and producer Sarah Breese (http://www.sarahbreese.com) joins Dean and Simon to talk about elevator music, beverages, cursed vegetables, beverages again, redubbed films and ART.  Simon’s potato - https://i.imgur.com/Nv0pOxH.jpg   Wikipedia – Still life with flowers on a marble slab - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Still_life_with_flowers_on_a_marble_slab   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean gives an update on his crisps investigation and then he and Simon have a look at a new addition to the Robocop cannon. They follow that up with a discussion about camping and finish off with an old-fashioned meltdown during the Random Wikipedia Article section.  Robocop's desk - https://i.imgur.com/OByVbcy.png   Car tent - https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B06XX3H5XL?tag=097-uk-21&ascsubtag=default&geniuslink=true   Wikipedia – Faces in the Fog - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faces_in_the_Fog   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean and Simon fail to be impressed by someone cleaning a rug, take a crispy trip down memory lane and name an activity they think is better than skiing. What a lovely, gentle episode. Well done everyone.  Someone power washing a filthy rug -  https://www.instagram.com/reel/CxAffxAs6zo/?igshid=MzRIODBiNWFIZA%3D%3D   A very expensive bag of crisps - https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/225764642728?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=aIHXLND9TMu&sssrc=4429486&ssuid=lu4r0ycmrti&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY   Wikipedia - Matthias Looß - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matthias_Loo%C3%9F   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Simon and Dean broadcast their thoughts whilst on holiday in London. They discuss a few items that London is famous for: Mrs Doubtfire the Musical, expensive cashew nuts and stiffness methods.  Note for the listener: the audio for this episode was recorded with microphones from Poundland and enhanced with AI Software, it turned out alright but if you notice an unusual element to the sounds of their voices that’ll be why.  Mrs Doubtfire the Musical - https://youtu.be/pIzRTJIxEYs?si=SIx3SDoUA7BlvRnM   Ginni’s Chilli Lemon & Coriander Cashews Nuts - https://ginnis.co.uk/ginnis-nuts-snacks-and-sweets/shop/nuts/chilli-lemon-coriander-cashew-nuts   Wikipedia – The Matrix Method - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matrix_method   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Mike returns to unravel with the boys. The three gents discuss the cultural power of Phil Mitchell, human souls entrapped in china dolls, Japanese men that can transform into dogs and prehistoric oceans (almost).  Phil Mitchell drawstring bag - https://www.redbubble.com/i/drawstring-bag/Phil-Mitchell-by-Captain-Lynchie/32344203.YT4RK   Haunted doll with a positive spirit - https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/166253543310?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=ZDMvXzj-TkO&sssrc=2047675&ssuid=lu4r0ycmrti&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY   Haunted doll with a negative spirit - https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/325766668353?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=8wqOjD8mRPK&sssrc=2047675&ssuid=lu4r0ycmrti&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY   Toco the human dog - https://www.independent.co.uk/asia/japan/japanese-man-collie-dog-costume-b2387446.html    Wikipedia – Bridge River Ocean - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bridge_River_Ocean   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Simon unveils a new segment and then Dean leads a discussion on comedy-based dining experiences. The pair of them stumble upon what could be a good business idea before turning their attention to a photograph for sale on Ebay. The resulting conversation gives them another business idea. Listener; please don’t steal these ideas, it’s all that they have.  Faulty Towers Dining Experience - https://www.interactivetheatre.com.au/faulty-towers-the-dining-experience-manchester/   Photo 6x4 A Victor Meldrew job One foot in the grave? C2012 - https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/324940795350?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=yXJFhbJMSuC&sssrc=2047675&ssuid=lu4r0ycmrti&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY   Wikipedia – USS WST-1 - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_WST-1   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean and Simon ponder the educational power of acronyms and look at a way to make the motorcar more horse friendly.   The anagrams and mottos - https://i.imgur.com/zgEPqDH.jpg   Horsey horseless carriage articles - https://www.wired.com/2015/02/well-didnt-work-1899-car-full-size-wooden-horse-head-stuck-front/ and https://psmag.com/environment/electric-hybrid-cars-cyclists-pedestrians-traffic-safety-52337   Wikipedia – Roger Mosey - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_Mosey   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, your hosts have a look in the fridge to see if they can cobble together a “dump meal” and then come up with the most unpleasant analogy to explain how nuclear fusion works that you are ever likely to hear.   Dump meal video - https://www.instagram.com/p/CuR-W-kOwB1/   Uranium for sale - https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000796XXM/?tag=097-20&ascsubtag=default   Wikipedia – Village Sounds Agency - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Village_Sounds_Agency   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, an upturn in temperature brings Trevor Williams out of his hidey-hole to join Dean and Simon for an hour of claptrap. The three of them talk about wet weddings, tribute trainers, the comedic stylings of a horrible cow and a Wikipedia article about one of those fleabag type things.  Wedding in a swimming pool video -  https://www.instagram.com/reel/Ckc-rMlD1FU/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y%3D   Only Fools and Horses Adidas Gazelles - https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/266351910787?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=e63BcEpgRj-&sssrc=2047675&ssuid=lu4r0ycmrti&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY   Only Fools and Horses Hi-Tops - https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/402769350853?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=exl8qir_qbk&sssrc=2047675&ssuid=lu4r0ycmrti&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY   Katie Hopkins’ Tour T-Shirt - https://imgur.com/Z1HwBV1   Wikipedia – Shakespeare's Will (play) - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shakespeare%27s_Will_(play)   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Simon gets distracted by a clock while looking at a 93-year-old ‘science’ experiment and Dean learns how much butter is in a stick. The pair of them also present the most detailed discussion of a small South American bird that you are ever likely to hear.   The pitch drop experiment live feed - http://thetenthwatch.com/feed/   Butterwheel - https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B07M6ZVKJR?tag=097-uk-21&ascsubtag=default&geniuslink=true&th=1   Wikipedia – Cinereous-breasted Spinetail - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cinereous-breasted_spinetail   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean and Simon watch a propaganda film starring Superman, look at some movie memorabilia available at auction and discuss Swedish hip-hop/R&B from the 1990s.  Superman anti-smoking commercial campaign - https://youtu.be/hDRMeeuP3F0?si=JmKQ2PNdmVuaNLxf  Wizard of Oz wood - https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/165722804941?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=OqS4-Kj-SP-&sssrc=2047675&ssuid=lu4r0ycmrti&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY   Al Capones locking mechanism - https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/165721867264?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=OqS4-Kj-SP-&sssrc=2047675&ssuid=lu4r0ycmrti&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY   Wikipedia – Swahili Nation - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swahili_Nation   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, your hosts watch segments of a dreadful cartoon and then quest to understand the ethos of Etsy. In the final section, Simon delivers the definitive list of boring hobbies and encourages Dean to question science.  Rapsittie Kids - https://youtu.be/4e-wuyjgDPQ   Rubber Infinity Gauntlet -  https://www.etsy.com/listing/587924983/infinity-gauntlet-11-replica-avengers?show_sold_out_detail=1&source=aw&utm_source=affiliate_window&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_campaign=us_location_buyer&utm_content=141392&utm_term=0&awc=6220_1688421277_fde93b3e29662ef9a4c4e2e6b772bc23&btn_ref=srctok-b468cf341f4220fc  Wikipedia – Juan Lembeye - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juan_Lembeye   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, a change of format! Dean and Simon to get taught a lesson about American Professional Wrestling by wrestling-nerd Drew Davies, co-host of the 'We Make Things Fight with Matt Troy' podcast. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean reads you an email with a surprising twist and then Simon presents you with his ugly mug. The programme ends with them almost learning something in the Random Wikipedia Article. Almost but not quite.  Sylvester Stallone Mug - https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/982605969/sylvester-stallone-your-turn-to-make-the?ref=share_v4_lx   E.T. wearing a Gail Platt t-shirt - https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/269209102/gail-platt-rodwell-t-shirt-coronation?click_key=97b9d0aa54acf332a6eb6c141e0db056ceeb33bd%3A269209102&click_sum=d3c8b0b5&ref=sold_out-15&pro=1&frs=1   Wikipedia - Whole Internet User's Guide and Catalog -https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whole_Internet_User%27s_Guide_and_Catalog   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, your hosts watch some Irish songstresses go about their business and then settle down to ponder Popeye's plastic phallus before the train fully derails as Simon gives all mathematicians a piece of his mind.  Celtic Woman Ballroom of Romance - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-P1wyDW7BOQ&pp=ygUgY2VsdGljIHdvbWFuIGJhbGxyb29tIG9mIHJvbWFuY2U%3D   NSFW Popeye toy - https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/666981952/popeye-the-spinach-addicted-sailor-man?show_sold_out_detail=1&ref=nla_listing_details   Wikipedia – Decagram (Geometry) - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Decagram_(geometry)   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean and Simon decide to dedicate an episode to graffiti for no apparent reason. Dean shows Simon some very offensive and possibly libellous messaging he saw on a lamppost in Cardiff and then Simon shows Dean some of that street art that they have in Bristol. Then, at the end of the show, they both decide to think the worst of someone and reminisce about Jersey.  Cardiff graffiti - https://imgur.com/X7ZQPaK  Bristol street art - https://imgur.com/I2fXfid  Wikipedia – Nick Dowling - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_Dowling  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, comedy friend Liam Schewitz joins Simon and Dean to talk about celebrity death-hoaxes, an email from a listener with a strange understanding of what the podcast is, a chilling advert from the 80s and a load of Hewitt.Article about Jeremy Renner still being alive - https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/jeremy-renner-dead-june-2023/Email from Brown Davies – https://imgur.com/MWx8yWt1984 British Pork Advert – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0wDjWOnHcY&ab_channel=advertarchive Wikipedia – Hewitt (name) - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hewitt_(name) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean and Simon remember a song from their childhood which might have contributed to them being such porky little boys. Simon then takes Dean shopping in the grotesque-cat-grooming-apparatus aisle over at Amazon dot com. They finish of by listing values and places in an odd little Random Wikipedia Section.  McDonalds advert - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7b1Vnumiwg  Cat tongue brush - https://amzn.eu/d/2oYq8Y9   Wikipedia - UK and Ireland Poker Tour Season 2 Results - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UK_and_Ireland_Poker_Tour_season_2_results  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean shows Simon a cut-scene from an old computer game and they try to pick apart a successful actor’s method. Then they revisit the targeted advertising scene to have a look at some bare bottom pants before the Random Wikipedia Article section brings another opportunity to talk about space aliens. Tim Curry “SpaaAAacee!” -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_U59u69tys  Cycling shorts - https://www.amazon.co.uk/Womens-Padded-Cycling-Underwear-Shorts/dp/B08CDCK2BM?th=1 and http://baboonbuttcycling.weebly.com/index.html  Wikipedia - Life (Film 2017) - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life_(2017_film)   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, your hosts try to work out why Dean has a presence on a website he has no business being on, try on a low-effort piece of official merchandise and then get lied to by a sneaky Wikipedia article.  Dean’s page on Perez Hilton’s website - https://perezhilton.com/tag/dr-dean-burnett/   Dean’s targeted advertising - https://i.imgur.com/IjprVqu.jpg   I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here official T-shirt - https://itvshop.co.uk/collections/frontpage/products/official-im-a-celebrity-mens-campmate-t-shirt   Wikipedia – Mix (radio station) - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mix_(radio_station)   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, comedian Dan Thomas (@itsdanthomas on twitter) joins Simon and Dean to discuss unwanted postal presents, unfathomable bumper stickers, the rise of the machines and a James Bond spoof’s soundtrack. Picture of Dean holding a book he doesn’t want - https://imgur.com/CzkiHzB  Bumper sticker 1 - https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/234503083/im-speeding-cos-i-need-a-poo-car-bumper?ga_order=highest_reviews&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=rude+car+stickers&ref=sr_gallery-5-21&pro=1&frs=1&organic_search_click=1  Bumper Sticker 2 - https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/921542074/what-if-we-kissed-next-to-the-elkay?ga_order=highest_reviews&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=rude+car+stickers&ref=sr_gallery-5-4&organic_search_click=1  Wikipedia – Johnny English Reborn (Soundtrack) - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnny_English_Reborn_(soundtrack)   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean plays Simon a dreadful, dreadful song and it has a debilitating effect on his cognitive function. Then the boys pick out presents for themselves from the Temu Father’s Day Sale and finish off by discussing a Qatari sportsman. Georgia Stitt “Maybe it’s me” - https://youtu.be/AqH4vwkJiZY  Temu items - https://imgur.com/Ydb7yHT  Wikipedia – Jumah Faraj - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jumah_Faraj   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean presents one of his much-loved travel updates and then Simon shows him a video of two people doing a costumed dance on the streets of Eastern Europe. They end the show by casting aspersions upon a French filmmaker. Dean’s photos of his German hotel - hotel https://imgur.com/xNuy3Ag wall panel https://imgur.com/hLHXTVd bathroom https://imgur.com/noDLDZS  Witch Doctor - Ooh Eeh Ooh Ah Aah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing- Zumba Kids choreo by Crazy Coolka - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cp31W12-vVg&ab_channel=CrazyCoolkaMonikaPutowska-Kuli%C5%84ska Wikipedia – Don't Forget You’re Going to Die -  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don%27t_Forget_You%27re_Going_to_Die    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean teaches Simon about what the business elite are doing over on LinkedIn and then they sample some (possibly poisonous) chicken flavour sweets. At the end of the show they stumble upon an idea for a more modern competition to replace beauty pageants and crown a new Miss Universe Australia. Lick your anus LinkedIn profile - https://www.linkedin.com/in/lick-your-anus-691152115?original_referer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2F  Archie McPhee Fried Chicken Flavour Sweets -  https://mcphee.com/collections/hard-candy/products/fried-chicken-candy  Pamphlet that came with the sweets - https://imgur.com/59nQfWS  Wikipedia - Miss Universe Australia 2021 - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miss_Universe_Australia_2021   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dave returns to promote season two of the “Will Riker Sex Beard” podcast. The three idiots giggle and shout about genital themed footwear, workplace etiquette, body-smoking devices, Russ Abbot, time-travel theories, Usain Bolt, illogical sayings, bees, an architect from Canada and more.  Penis slippers - https://imgur.com/vR4rrTK  How Dean’s mam told him about the slippers - https://imgur.com/L95c6s3  Moxibustion cans - https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005003918095559.html?pdp_npi=2%40dis%21GBP%21  Wikipedia – Helga Plumb - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helga_Plumb   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean starts proceedings by sharing a personal matter and then the boys tuck-in to an implausible strongman. The main course is beans this week and for dessert is a wikipedia article about an old reality tv show from America. Article on Khan Babar - https://broscience.com/khan-baba/ Dr Pepper Baked Beans - https://imgur.com/n90NGd8 https://imgur.com/Jt34uhT  Wikipedia - Polyamory: Married & Dating - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polyamory:_Married_%26_Dating   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean presents Simon with another strange item that he found whilst walking the dog, the pair on them then give advice on bio-crimes and consumer affairs while looking at a fruity-animal garden object and end the show by discussing rugby basketball in the Random Wikipedia Article section. Tomb Raider DVD (bitten) - https://i.imgur.com/0v9RCFW.jpg Art Ornaments Duck Sculpture Peeled Banana Duck Outdoor Decor Garden Statue - https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/275484241172?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=xxm3t8kMQ8G&sssrc=2047675&ssuid=lu4r0ycmrti&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY Wikipedia – Danny Fortson - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danny_Fortson  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Simon gives Dean an update on how his ‘Parting Shots’ re-write is coming along and then they examine the Crazy Frog’s reproductive organs and a medical/torture device. They also return to the subject of American Football, as Wikipedia insisted upon it. Crazy frog - https://imgur.com/YaOkKHv  Picture from a Winnie the Poo book - https://imgur.com/ix2jOPI  Vinmax Over The Door Cervical Traction Set for Neck Shoulder Pain Brace Relief Head Home, Neck Disk Relief, Shipping from US - https://www.amazon.com/Vinmax-Cervical-Traction-Shoulder-Relief/dp/B06XDLTL48  Wikipedia - 1926 Idaho Vandals football team - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1926_Idaho_Vandals_football_team   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean and Simon are joined by author Nick Pettigrew (‘Anti-Social’, available wherever you buy books) to discuss ear-grooming, toasters, adults with the voices of children and Frankenstein the Bishop of Worms. Ear hair waxing treatment - https://www.instagram.com/reel/CofXjhzASz8/?igshid=MjljNjAzYmU%3D  NFL Toasters - https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B003C0BK72/ref=cm_cr_arp_mb_bdcrb_top?ie=UTF8&th=1&psc=1  Haribo Policemen Advert - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcE1Z3KDYrc&ab_channel=UKHaribo  Wikipedia - Johannes Karl von und zu Franckenstein - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johannes_Karl_von_und_zu_Franckenstein   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, a mildly argumentative Simon criticises popular culture in order to defend what is sure to be a terrible film. Dean helps Simon try to work out why a woman is walking through the American desert on a road to nowhere and then the both of them try to remember a song by Busta Rhymes. Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: Once and Always Trailer - https://youtu.be/ZKE2DC7Xzog  Woman walking away from Roswell - https://www.google.com/maps/@33.4201709,-104.0459085,3a,32.8y,285.49h,85.57t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sDQv8aMycnpxfTDuWD3qiZA!2e0!7i13312!8i6656  Wikipedia - Touch It (Busta Rhymes song) - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Touch_It_(Busta_Rhymes_song)   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean and Simon take a closer look at Chris Rea’s short stint as a film star, discuss practical jokes and the type of man that loves them and then struggle to navigate the internet while discussing a Swedish children's film from the 1980s. Parting shots - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPz5NyFtjes&ab_channel=BleibergEntertainment  Fake electrical outlet sticker - https://www.amazon.com/Electrical-Outlet-Sticker-Hilariously-Stickers/dp/B091XSYHL9/ref=as_li_ss_tl?keywords=fake+wall+outlet&qid=1637871943&qsid=134-7464969-4838240&sr=8-2&sres=B0789GBB43,B091XSYHL9,B078MKQ2GS,B00YWDCVOO,B06XJJWHV6,B08R6S1M1K,B079YXYSLN,B07CCGBB7M,B092V13FVD,B07DCRVBYX,B083LLM6QJ,B01HDJFYTM,B073ZB1R1B,B078162HNC,B00LH3DMUO,B00MNV8E0C,B095RNBK2N,B00ATZJ606,B0009HKEXM,B08QRK6QL4&linkCode=sl1&tag=defineawesome-20&linkId=2b3749cc21bee8199ef5c8dbd18db02a&language=en_US  Wikipedia – Children of the Noisy Village (Film) - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Children_of_Noisy_Village_(film)   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, an enthusiastic listener phones in for a chat with Dean and your hosts have a look at a faux-celebrity wrestling event. Simon tells Dean about a stingy-nettle eating competition and the pair of them finish off by discussing beetles, bats and Beatles. Mr Blobby wrestling clip - https://m.facebook.com/FTLOWrestlingUK/videos/blobby/1213179802917432/ World nettle eating contest – article - https://www.countrylife.co.uk/news/swollen-tongues-and-black-mouths-competitors-tuck-in-at-world-nettle-eating-championship-200372 World nettle eating contest – Transworld Sports Clip - https://youtu.be/HwQRMxXyO6w Photo of a winner’s black tongue - https://www.alamy.com/stock-photo-at-the-world-stinging-nettle-eating-championship-and-beer-festival-114466403.html Wikipedia –Planodes Ambonensis - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Planodes_ambonensis  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, comedian Charlie Webster joins Dean and Simon to talk about cancer, cat-shaped tissue dispensers, parrot paintings and a music advocate. It’s a dark topic to start an episode with and it isn’t treated with the respect it deserves so beware of that. I blame Dean, personally. Charlie’s got a new podcast coming out soon, it’ll be called ‘Scum Tank’ so keep an eye out for that. A leaflet Dean found about cancer - https://imgur.com/UhEk9EI  Cat-butt tissue dispenser - https://www.amazon.co.uk/Home-X-Tissue-Holder-Lovers-Hilarious/dp/B08P5ZR8H9/ref=sr_1_1?crid=1LQ75AVLY8Y9P&keywords=Home-X+Cat+Butt+Tissue+Holder+for+Cat+Lovers%2C+Tissue+Box+Cover%2C+Hilarious+Gift+for+Cat+Lovers%2C+11+%C2%BD%22+L+x+9+%C2%BC%22+W+x+8+%C2%BC%22+H%2C+Tan+and+White&qid=1679857864&sprefix=home-x+cat+butt+tissue+holder+for+cat+lovers+tissue+box+cover+hilarious+gift+for+cat+lovers+11+l+x+9+w+x+8+h+tan+and+white%2Caps%2C907&sr=8-1  Charlie’s parrot picture- https://imgur.com/zLuKPFk  Wikipedia  - Richard Letts - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Letts  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode Dean gives Simon a new reason to be afraid of spiders, Simon shows Dean a clip of a cartoon character using a surprising turn of phrase and then they bad-mouth a long-dead Canadian gentleman. Spider zombie necrobots are next-gen grippers - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_txFWbuZ6B4&feature=youtu.be&ab_channel=GiGadgets  Wilma Flintstone swears - https://youtu.be/fuCbrPzPLAc  Wikipedia – Reuben White - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reuben_White  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean recommends a film and Simon Introduces Dean to a company that will put a dog’s face on Phil Mitchell’s body and turn it into a jigsaw. Finally, an old foe rears its ugly head and ruins the Random Wikipedia Article section.  Contract to Kill Trailer - https://youtu.be/6AkmvKdKCWY   Phil Mitchell (Eastenders Inspired) Custom Pet Puzzle - https://www.pawandglory.com/products/phil-mitchell-eastenders-inspired-custom-pet-puzzle?_pos=1&_psq=++Phil+Mitchell+%28Eastenders+Inspired%29%3A+Custom+Pet+&_ss=e&_v=1.0  Wikipedia – Vezenkov -  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vezenkov  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, your hosts take a trawl through the famous faces you can hire, pitch a new gameshow to BBC Wales and find out about the world’s smallest snake. Dean was a naughty boy this week and forgot to turn his microphone on so they’ve had to use the back-up audio for section one, it doesn’t sound too bad though. Susan Scott Lookalike Agency - http://www.lookalikes.info/our-lookalikes/new-lookalikes Reporter lookalike - https://lookalikes.co.uk/celebrity-lookalikes/all-lookalikes/reporter-lookalike/ All the people we looked at - https://imgur.com/IhBoco4  The Barbados Threadsnake - https://www.wired.com/2015/01/absurd-creature-of-the-week-barbados-threadsnake/ Wikipedia - Full Metal Alchemist and the Broken Angel - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fullmetal_Alchemist_and_the_Broken_Angel  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, actor/singer/composer Carys Eleri (https://linktr.ee/caryseleri ) joins Dean and Simon to discuss savoury eyelashes, dirty dogs, miniature cups, sweaty lips and more. Cheese and Onion fake eyelashes - https://www.meggilashes.co.uk/products/cheese-onion-crisps-3-lash-pack Pooping Pooches 2023 calendar - https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0754Y9GNH/ref=sspa_dk_detail_4?pf_rd_p=af9528d2-09ba-47ee-b909-59e3022bebe1&pf_rd_r=FXVG10QGTXCX79WXSMQT&pd_rd_wg=13rKT&pd_rd_w=ZF7aS&content-id=amzn1.sym.af9528d2-09ba-47ee-b909-59e3022bebe1&pd_rd_r=2b2dafaf-a6ff-41ac-baa6-8f5ce0a2d581&s=kitchen&sp_csd=d2lkZ2V0TmFtZT1zcF9kZXRhaWw&spLa=ZW5jcnlwdGVkUXVhbGlmaWVyPUFSWDgxQTk1RVYxU0QmZW5jcnlwdGVkSWQ9QTA4MzA1OTkzSzlINjZZWVlGWVMxJmVuY3J5cHRlZEFkSWQ9QTAyMzQxOTlSNTRKSFBXWkQwM1Ymd2lkZ2V0TmFtZT1zcF9kZXRhaWwmYWN0aW9uPWNsaWNrUmVkaXJlY3QmZG9Ob3RMb2dDbGljaz10cnVl&th=1 Carys’s small cup - https://i.imgur.com/tp5zC3s.png  Wikipedia – List of South American Saints - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_South_American_saints Saint Louis Bertrand and his cup with a dragon flying out of it - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louis_Bertrand_(saint)#/media/File:Louis_Bertrand.jpg  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode Dean and Simon unravel the symbolism within a music video, form a sacrilegious plan to condemn a friend to Hell and discover the wonder of a low-powered television station in the USA. Dua Lipa “Love Again” (Official Music Video) - https://youtu.be/BC19kwABFwc  Monty Don Prayer Candle - https://www.aintsaint.co/products/saint-monty-don-gardeners-world-prayer-candle?variant=39644699426894 Wikipedia - WYHB-CD - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WYHB-CD   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, your hosts introduce a new segment, rediscover a shoddy toy from their childhood and wang on about architecture. Moving on to the Random Wikipedia Article Segment, the pair of them decide to review an article about a geological formation by focusing their attention on The Silence of the Lambs, for some reason.  Barcode Battler advert - https://youtu.be/Hqfv4f-G-Ro  The National Fisheries Development Board Building, Hyderabad - https://i.imgur.com/i8bRBwR.jpg  Wikipedia - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kittatinny_Formation   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean presents Simon with a truly mysterious artefact of unknown provenance. Any information the listener can provide on the matter will be gratefully received. Simon shows Dean a tube that can help him shape his meat into a nice sausage shape and then they speculate wildly about a retired sportswoman, rudely insult Dutch cuisine and patronisingly compliment the Dutch people on their ability to speak English.  Claude’s Business Blitz: Beef Up Your CV - https://i.imgur.com/hI1MVsO.jpg  Hotdogger - https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B002DZ5LGI/?tag=420beginnerco-21  Wikipedia - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anouk_Rijff   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dan Mitchell (@specileptic on twitter) joins the clown show. The three pigs discuss a diet book that doesn’t contain any recipes, take a glance at some of the top-notch journalism that they have over there in Ireland, take apart some very small golf clubs and finish off by unearthing a super-power that Dan didn’t know he had. Michael Winner’s Fat Pig Diet - https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/2180312.Fat_Pig_Diet You won't believe how Nutella is officially pronounced, via the Irish Examiner - https://www.irishexaminer.com/lifestyle/arid-30691938.html  Really small golf clubs - https://i.imgur.com/KW4S4jF.jpg  Wikipedia – Samuel Meredith - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samuel_Meredith Samuel Meredith photo - https://imgur.com/hvNIcv4  Thomas Tudor Tucker photo - https://imgur.com/iCrr9GC   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean and Simon discuss a particularly sweary example of Simpsons-based detournement before they bring in a canine chum to help review a beer that’s been specially ‘brewed’ for dogs. They finish off by getting distracted by the dog while trying to discuss Pakistan’s efforts at the 1988 Summer Olympics. Seedy things Dean found on the ground - https://i.imgur.com/n8nZ5YW.jpg and https://i.imgur.com/Bs0WGqJ.jpg Rude Simpsons T-shirt - https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/6097864-pure-cunt-pocket Bottom Sniffer Dog Beer - https://www.wilko.com/en-uk/woof-brew-bottom-sniffer-dog-beer-330ml/p/0513306  Wikipedia - Pakistan at the 1988 Summer Olympics - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pakistan_at_the_1988_Summer_Olympics   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean and Simon draw on their detective instinct to speculate about a discarded box of Viagra that Dean found frozen on the pavement. They continue the wintery theme by taking a look at a daft product that’s meant to protect a specific part of your body from the cold and then finish off by being dismissive of a ground-breaking scientist’s achievements. Viagra Packet - https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FjiSKYxWIAEfPaM?format=png&name=small Nosewarmers - https://nosewarmer.com/ Wikipedia – Robert Koch Medal and Award https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Koch_Medal_and_Award  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.