We’re checking in on Married to Medicine (S10E03) this week, and we’re just in time for Quad to crash her ex husband’s new almost bride’s bachelorette party. How many times will this cast try to unsweeten the tea? The most recent premium bonus is a two parter about Bravocon. Find it and all our videos at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Larsa takes about five minutes to betray Guerdy’s confidence on this week’s Real Housewives of Miami, and the girls gather to welcome Marcus Jordan back home after a five day trip so that Lisa has a place to monologue about what a monster Lenny is. The most recent premium bonus is a two parter about Bravocon. Find it and all our videos at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The men of Southern Charm (S09E10) gather for their annual Douche Dinner at Patricia’s house, where Shep loses his cool trying to win a competition over Taylor and Austen slips up when retelling his makeout story. Mmhmm. The most recent premium bonus is a two parter about Bravocon. Find it and all our videos at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*This is part TWO of a two parter! Enjoy!* The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (S13E04) wrap up their Vegas trip with a very mild ride on a bull and then Kyle and Sutton get into it over the Tragic Mike incident. The most recent premium bonus is a two parter about Bravocon. Find it and all our videos at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*This is part one of a two parter! Enjoy!* The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (S13E04) wrap up their Vegas trip with a very mild ride on a bull and then Kyle and Sutton get into it over the Tragic Mike incident. The most recent premium bonus is a two parter about Bravocon. Find it and all our videos at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Welcome back to part 2 of our Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (S04E10) recap.  Lisa Barlow drops it like it’s lukewarm with a hip hop remix of “Away in a Manger” for Heather’s book event.  Plus, Monica gets her car back, but not without more drama.Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (S04E10), Lisa Barlow drops it like it’s lukewarm with a hip hop remix of “Away in a Manger” for Heather’s book event.  Plus, Monica gets her car back, but not without more drama.  This is part 1 of a two part recap!Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Monicassaince has arrived.  RHOSLC’s Monica is suddenly at the heart of so many scandals we can barely keep up.  But we sure do try! Plus, Tre and Tamra are fighting, and so are Alexia and Adriana.  Tune in every other Monday at 8:30 ET / 5:30 PT on IG and youtube: @watchwhatcrappens Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The interior team on Below Deck Med (S0808) is one of the most toxic we’ve seen, and everyone is at fault.  But it’s hard to top Kyle, who berates Jessica and then flops on the floor in a puddle of anxiety.  It’s anger inducing.  And great TV.Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Ashley gets blatantly messy, pitting Wendy against new girl Nneka on The Real Housewives of Potomac (S08E2).  Plus new taglines reveal that Robyn doesn’t care and Karen is a fence!Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

A sleepy Southern Charm vacation (S09E09) takes a nasty turn after a ping pong game unearths ugly outbursts.  But maybe love can conquer all?  After all, just look at the undeniable chemistry of America’s sweethearts, Olivia and Rod…  Oh hey, this is episode #2222 - how cool!Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Welcome back to part 2 of our recap!  On Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (S13E03), the gang heads to Magic Mike XXL for some rowdy fun, but Sutton is less than impressed when her fancy pants go to waste.Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (S13E03), the gang heads to Magic Mike XXL for some rowdy fun, but Sutton is less than impressed when her fancy pants go to waste. This is part 1 of a two parter!!Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On Real Housewives of Miami (S06E02), Guerdy shares her cancer battle with some of the girls while Marysol hosts a gay lunch.Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Welcome back to part 2 of our SLC recap!  Whitney throws two chaotic parties on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (S04E09).  The first ends with children hopped up on soda; the second ends with Monica and Lisa fighting at a sound bath.  Angie is still Greek.Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Whitney throws two chaotic parties on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (S04E09).  The first ends with children hopped up on soda; the second ends with Monica and Lisa fighting at a sound bath.  Angie is still Greek.  This is part 1 of a two part recap!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Real Housewives of Potomac are back for an eighth season and they start out by finally asking Robyn what the hell is going on in her relationship. Also, Mia isn’t a CEO anymore you guys. Brace yourselves. Available as a Crappens On Demand Video. This week’s bonus episode is a ranking of the most reasonable phobias. Why? We have no idea. Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensGet all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Welcome back! Special guest Rae Sanni joins to break down this week’s Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (S13E02).  We’re talking about Dorit’s latest theft tale and Kyle’s tattoo instigation.  Plus, the latest Page Six mess that we’ve found ourselves in the middle of.  This is part 2 of a two part ep!Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Special guest Rae Sanni joins to break down this week’s Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (S13E02).  We’re talking about Dorit’s latest theft tale and Kyle’s tattoo instigation.  Plus, the latest Page Six mess that we’ve found ourselves in the middle of.  This is part 1 of a two part ep!Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It’s a very single Valentines Day on Southern Charm, so the boys head to Shep’s family cabin. Austen has been caught with Olivia’s bra in his apartment, and the only thing messier is Shep trying to make appetizing mac n cheese. This week’s bonus episode is a ranking of the most reasonable phobias. Why? We have no idea. Enjoy! Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Real Housewives of Miami is back for season 6 and Alexia throws a New Horizons party to get the cast (and audience) back on her side after she went too far at the reunion and Todd recorded a seven cycle apology to Anthony on Instagram. There’s laughter, tears, and a very cute wailing goat. This is part 2 of a 2 part episode! This week’s bonus episode is a ranking of the most reasonable phobias. Why? We have no idea. Enjoy! Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensGet all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Real Housewives of Miami is back for season 6 and Alexia throws a New Horizons party to get the cast (and audience) back on her side after she went too far at the reunion and Todd recorded a seven cycle apology to Anthony on Instagram. There’s laughter, tears, and a very cute wailing goat. This is part 1 of a 2 part episode! This week’s bonus episode is a ranking of the most reasonable phobias. Why? We have no idea. Enjoy! Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensGet all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The melodrama comes fast and hard on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (S04E08) as Monica and her mother hash out their generational trauma over lobster enchiladas. It’s so riveting we almost forget Mary Cosby calling Whitney a bobblehead and Meredith crying over her brush with death. Another amazing episode.  This is part 2 of a 2 part episode!Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The melodrama comes fast and hard on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (S04E08) as Monica and her mother hash out their generational trauma over lobster enchiladas. It’s so riveting we almost forget Mary Cosby calling Whitney a bobblehead and Meredith crying over her brush with death. Another amazing episode.  This is part 1 of a 2 part episode!Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We are talking about the alleged Bravo bombshell article in Vanity Fair — was this shocking or just stuff we already knew?  Plus, rumors about RHONJ and Southern Charm.  Be sure to join us for Crappy Hour every other Monday at 8:30 ET / 5:30 PT on Instagram and Youtube: @watchwhatcrappens.  See you there :) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Real Housewives of New York season comes to a conclusion with reunion part 2 (S14E16).  Once again the women hammer Jessel on her privilege before moving on to two different tearjerker segments.  It all ends with Uba and Erin hashing out their Anguilla drama, and Andy running out of tissues.  This is part 1 of a 2 part recap.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Real Housewives of New York season comes to a conclusion with reunion part 2 (S14E16).  Once again the women hammer Jessel on her privilege before moving on to two different tearjerker segments.  It all ends with Uba and Erin hashing out their Anguilla drama, and Andy running out of tissues.  This is part 1 of a 2 part recap.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

JT hosts a dinner party in his new event space on Southern Charm (S09E07), and group comes together to have civilized conversation.  Just kidding! They corner Taylor for sending nude pics!Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

JT hosts a dinner party in his new event space on Southern Charm (S09E07), and group comes together to have civilized conversation.  Just kidding! They corner Taylor for sending nude pics!Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It’s part two of our season premiere recap of  The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (S13E01).  The women gather to mend with a healer named Eagle Woman, and then Kyle and Dorit return to their crumbling marriages.Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It’s season premiere time for The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (S13E01).  The women gather to mend with a healer named Eagle Woman, and then Kyle and Dorit return to their crumbling marriages.  This is part one of a two part recap.Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The third season premiere of Winter House (S03E01) kicks off with a new batch of sloppy young people.  Cast members from Below Deck, Summer House, Vanderpump Rules, and even Family Karma come together to open cabinets, unpack clothing, and be pervy.  Fun!Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*This episode is available as a video at Crappens On Demand* Below Deck Med tries to deal with Max’s laziness. It’s a tough employee pond to wade through this season, but at least the man knows how to do some dips. For this week’s bonus, Ronnie talked to one of our besties, the amazing and hilarious Ryan Bailey of the So Bad It’s Good podcast. We talk about the state of Bravo, Bethenny, and the upcoming RHOBH season.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*This episode is available as a video at Crappens On Demand* This is part two of a two part recap. The Real Housewives of New York have their first reunion, and it’s very teary and denim-y. Enjoy this two parter! For this week’s bonus, Ronnie talked to one of our besties, the amazing and hilarious Ryan Bailey (@sobaditsgood) of the So Bad It’s Good podcast. We talk about the state of Bravo.Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*This episode is available as a video at Crappens On Demand* This is part one of a two part recap. The Real Housewives of New York have their first reunion, and it’s very teary and denim-y. Enjoy this two parter! For this week’s bonus, Ronnie talked to one of our besties, the amazing and hilarious Ryan Bailey (@sobaditsgood) of the So Bad It’s Good podcast. We talk about the state of Bravo.Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*This bonus would normally be a Patreon Subscriber perk but this week it’s free to all. There’s a video available on Patreon* Ben is recuperating and getting ready to come back to us, but in the meantime, Ronnie spends this week’s bonus talking to one of our besties, the amazing and hilarious Ryan Bailey (@sobaditsgood) of the So Bad It’s Good podcast. We talk about the state of Bravo, Bethenny’s vendetta, and new formulas. Find all of Ryan’s links here: https://linktr.ee/sobaditsgoodGet all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*This episode is available as a Patreon Crappens On Demand video!* Ben is still recovering from appendicitis so Ronnie is on his own for a half of a Southern Charm recap. Patricia calls Michael the butler, Venita has a scene with her dog, and tragedy strikes Charleston. This week’s bonus episode is a Trailer Trash breakdown of Real Housewives of Potomac.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*This episode is available as a Patreon Crappens On Demand video!* Ben is out sick for this Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Recap, so it’s up to Ronnie to tackle Greek Easter, Whitney and Justin’s relationship, and Monica showing her ass (figuratively) in front of children. This week’s bonus episode is a Trailer Trash breakdown of Real Housewives of Potomac.Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The one and only Captain Lee drops by for a chat on this week’s Crappy Hour Live, and then we dive into Meghan McCain’s new podcast, most likely fake goss about Candiace (RHOP) getting cheated on, and Tinsley Mortimer (RHONY) getting engaged. Join us every other Monday on Instagram Live @watchwhatcrappens to get the full experience! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*This episode is available as a Patreon Crappens On Demand video!* Sandy is going to need to draw a line after tonight’s insane Below Deck Med episode. Talya has lost it and the new deckie is on pull-up away from being pushed off board. Get Norma on the line, she’s about to be really busy. This week’s bonus episode is a Trailer Trash breakdown of Real Housewives of Potomac.Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*This episode is available as a Patreon Crappens On Demand video!* This is Part Two of a two-part recap. Season Finale time for Real Housewives of New York City, where Brynn ruins her own birthday with a messy game and Sai gets mad cuz it’s her hobby. This week’s bonus episode is a Trailer Trash breakdown of Real Housewives of Potomac.Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Season Finale time for Real Housewives of New York City, where Brynn ruins her own birthday with a messy game and Sai gets mad cuz it’s her hobby. This week’s bonus episode is a Trailer Trash breakdown of Real Housewives of Potomac.Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensWe're the longest running Bravo comedy recap podcast! Find us at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.comTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@watchwhatcrappensInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/watchwhatcrappens/Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/watch-what-crappens/id498130432See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*This episode is available as a Patreon Crappens On Demand video!* Shep tries to prove how ok he is with Austen messing with his bird that he cooks a bird and makes everyone eat it. It’s … disturbing. Cut the pheasantries, it’s a good old fashioned Southern Charm dinner party fight! This week’s bonus episode is a Trailer Trash breakdown of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*This episode is available as a Patreon Crappens On Demand video!* This is Part Two of a two part recap. The Real Housewives of Orange County ends its reunion with claw hands, lessons from the Storms School of Interpretive dance, and tears. Lots of tears. This week’s bonus episode is a Trailer Trash breakdown of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*This episode is available as a Patreon Crappens On Demand video!* This is Part One of a Part Two recap. The Real Housewives of Orange County ends its reunion with claw hands, lessons from the Storms School of Interpretive dance, and tears. Lots of tears. This week’s bonus episode is a Trailer Trash breakdown of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*This episode is available as a Patreon Crappens On Demand video!* On this week’s Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Meredith is confronted for a gossip faux pas against Opa Angie and Lisa freaks out that Heather apologized to anyone other than Lisa for anything.  This week’s bonus episode is a Trailer Trash breakdown of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On the Below Deck Mediterranean (S08E03), Tumi and Natalya’s relationship rapidly erodes, and guess who’s at the center of it?  Good ol’ Kyle.Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On the Real Housewives of New York (S13E13), Sai and Erin corner Pavit about his upcoming trip to Vietnam during a contentious evening at putt putt.Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.