*This is Part Two of a two part recap Southern Charm (S09E15) ends its season by trying to convince us one last time that Taylor is anything more than a pod person and fails. Fortunately, Austen is here to act despicably and try to push the little fella off a stool to give us a nice bang up finish. Watch with Crappens on Demand here: http://bit.ly/crappensvideo and check out our Patreon bonus about online shopping and our holiday breaks.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*This is Part One of a two-part recap Southern Charm (S09E15) ends its season by trying to convince us one last time that Taylor is anything more than a pod person and fails. Fortunately, Austen is here to act despicably and try to push the little fella off a stool to give us a nice bang-up finish. Watch with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideo and check out our Patreon bonus about online shopping and our holiday breaks.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Real Housewives of Miami celebrate Mother’s Day, which turns into an all out crisis when Ana shows up and reminds everyone that Marsold is a rotting corpse. Watch with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideo and check out our Patreon bonus about online shopping and our holiday breaks.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dorit bounces off the walls of her bubble in this week’s Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Kyle cries and calls everyone mean, and Sutton finally finds a man who’s into tiny esophaguses and karaoke. Watch with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideo and check out this week’s Patreon bonus episode about online shopping and our holiday break.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Welcome back to part 2 of our recap. The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City season 4 finale (S04E16) was so riveting, so shocking, so unbelievable that we don’t know what to do with ourselves. Come join us in the Bermuda Triangle for this monumental hour of television.  Put it in the Library of Congress! Watch with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City season 4 finale (S04E16) was so riveting, so shocking, so unbelievable that we don’t know what to do with ourselves. Come join us in the Bermuda Triangle for this monumental hour of television.  Put it in the Library of Congress!  This is part 1 of a 2 part recap.  Stay tuned for part 2!Watch with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Tensions rise on Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip: RHONY Legacy (S04E03) as Kelly accuses Kristen of being a “host.”  Meanwhile, Luann grills Kelly for withholding access to NY Rangers games.Watch with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On the second episode of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip: RHONY Legacy (S04E02), Sonja invokes the B-word:  Bethenny.  Later, a bunch of bored waiters trudge into the villa and pretend to enjoy themselves.Watch with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*This is Part Four of a four-part recap!* For this year’s Holiday Movie Crossover Extravaganza with Matt and Poodle from The Reality Gays Podcast, we’re covering Lifetime’s ode to big haired blonde divas from our past, Ladies of the 80’s. To get the video versions, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*This is Part Three of a four-part recap!* For this year’s Holiday Movie Crossover Extravaganza with Matt and Poodle from The Reality Gays Podcast, we’re covering Lifetime’s ode to big haired blonde divas from our past, Ladies of the 80’s. To get the video versions, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*This is Part TWO of a four-part recap!* For this year’s Holiday Movie Crossover Extravaganza with Matt and Poodle from The Reality Gays Podcast, we’re covering Lifetime’s ode to big haired blonde divas from our past, Ladies of the 80’s. To get the video versions, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*This is Part One of a four part recap!* For this year’s Holiday Movie Crossover Extravaganza with Matt and Poodle from The Reality Gays Podcast, we’re covering Lifetime’s ode to big haired blonde divas from our past, Ladies of the 80’s. To get the video versions, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We’re checking in with the latest episodes of Southern Charm and Real Housewives of Miami with two mini recaps.  First, the women confront Lisa about her Lenny-itis on RHOM.  Then Taylor tries to apologize to Olivia on Southern Charm, and guess what?  It doesn’t go well.Watch with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (S13E09) blows out 2023 with an explosive Taco Tuesday party.  There’s microaggressions, OnlyFans aggressions, and Sutton aggressions — plus Kim Richards.  It’s all the awkward, hilarious fun we could dream of.  This is part two of a two part recap.  Check out our feed for part 2!Watch with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (S13E09) blows out 2023 with an explosive Taco Tuesday party.  There’s microaggressions, OnlyFans aggressions, and Sutton aggressions — plus Kim Richards.  It’s all the awkward, hilarious fun we could dream of.  This is part one of a two part recap.  Stick around for part 2 dropping soon!Watch with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Picking up where we left off on the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (S04E15), the women corner Meredith about DMs, but she manages to turn the ship — or catamaran — around. Afterwards, Whitney remembers she needs to fight; so she tries it with Heather over exploitation of boudoir photos.  This is part two of a two part recap. If you missed the first half, check out our feed and remember to subscribe!Watch with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Oh no! It’s the second to last Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (S04E15) of the season! The women corner Meredith about DMs, but she manages to turn the ship — or catamaran — around. Afterwards, Whitney remembers she needs to fight; so she tries it with Heather over exploitation of boudoir photos.  This is part one of a two part recap. Stay tuned for part two!Watch with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We start with a mini Below Deck Med catchup before diving into Southern Hospitality (S02E02) Recap, which starts at around 20 minutes in. Maddie can’t decide what to do about her possibly cheating boyfriend and his phone charging irresponsibility, Joey Marbles gets a mancrush, and Leva shows zero forgiveness. This week’s bonus episode is a Trailer Trash breakdown of the Vanderpump Rules trailer. You can get it and or watch this recap on video at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Real Housewives of Potomac (S08E07) continue to find the loudest locations to shoot this week in Austin and Candiace has a cryangle fest at chickenpoo bingo. This week’s bonus episode is a Trailer Trash breakdown of the Vanderpump Rules trailer. You can get it and or watch this recap on video at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Real Housewives of Miami (S06E07) are in Palm Beach to help Lisa express her feelings through the sense of smell, and Marysol is accused of doing Marysol-like things. This week’s bonus episode is a Trailer Trash breakdown of the Vanderpump Rules preview. You can get it and or watch this recap on video at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*This is part two of a two part recap! Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip returns for its fourth season starring the previous cast of Real Housewives of New York! Will Ramona be able to keep up the “new woman” act? Will Dorinda be able to stop herself from drunkenly screaming at someone? Will Luann ever admit to banging that pirate? No. The answer to every one of those questions is no. Oh. Spoiler alert. This week’s bonus episode is a Trailer Trash breakdown of the Vanderpump Rules trailer. You can get it and or watch this recap on video at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*This is part one of a two part recap! Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip returns for its fourth season starring the previous cast of Real Housewives of New York! Will Ramona be able to keep up the “new woman” act? Will Dorinda be able to stop herself from drunkenly screaming at someone? Will Luann ever admit to banging that pirate? No. The answer to every one of those questions is no. Oh. Spoiler alert. This week’s bonus episode is a Trailer Trash breakdown of the Vanderpump Rules trailer. You can get it and or watch this recap on video at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Southern Charm (S09E13) is still partying on the beach this week and Shep and Austen are still yelling in circles trying to out douche each other. You both win! Taylor shocks everyone by standing up and finally admitting… This week’s bonus episode is a Trailer Trash breakdown of the Vanderpump Rules trailer. You can get it and or watch this recap on video at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part two of a two-parter! AnneMarie ruffles some feathers at Sutton’s store celebration when she questions her esophageal strife on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (S13E08). Luckily, Kim Richards is here to offer to color on the walls. This week’s bonus episode is a Trailer Trash breakdown of the Vanderpump Rules trailer. You can get it and or watch this recap on video at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

AnneMarie ruffles some feathers at Sutton’s store celebration when she questions her esophageal strife on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (S13E08). Luckily, Kim Richards is here to offer to color on the walls. This week’s bonus episode is a Trailer Trash breakdown of the Vanderpump Rules trailer. You can get it and or watch this recap on video at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Welcome back to part 2 of the recap. The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (S04E14) continues its chaotic trip to Bermuda. There’s a sweet breakfast, a heartbreaking twist, and of course a giant screaming match while everyone’s dressed like pirates.Watch with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (S04E14) continues its chaotic trip to Bermuda. There’s a sweet breakfast, a heartbreaking twist, and of course a giant screaming match while everyone’s dressed like pirates.  This is part one of a  two-part episode.  Keep an eye out for part 2!Watch with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week in @bravotv News: #pumprules Trailer, Scheana and Schwartz make out goss, Guerdy being disinvited from Crystal’s, Morgan Wade showing up to Kathy Hilton’s, and all of your questions. #vanderpumprules #RHOBH #RHOM #SouthernCharm #WinterHouse Join us every other Monday at 530 PST here on Instagram Live! Watch with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It’s part 2 of our Southern Hospitality (S02E01) recap. Leva is cracking down on drinking on the job, and she means business! That’s why she brought in Lea, a lady in a blazer, to NIP THINGS IN THE BUD.  Watch out!  Also, Maddie’s got a shovel!Watch with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It’s a Below Deck Med + Southern Hospitality double recap! First, we catch up on Kyle’s latest pity party on the yacht.  Then on Southern Hospitality (S02E01), Leva is cracking down on drinking on the job, and she means business! That’s why she brought in Lea, a lady in a blazer, to NIP THINGS IN THE BUD.  Watch out!Watch with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Real Housewives of Potomac (S08E06)  continue their trip to Austen where they confront Robyn about Juan rumors, leading her to break down in a car. Plus, Karen threatens to take down the entire Apple corporation.Watch with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Real Housewives of Miami (S06E06) heads to Palm Beach for aromatherapy tests and gay panic, but not before Julia finally sings her aria!Watch with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Southern Charm cast trip to Jamaica (S09E12) gets predictably messy after a Page Six article re-opens some wounds that never closed in the first place.Watch with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Welcome back to part 2 of our recap! The latest dinner party from hell on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (S13E07) concludes with more slurring, more accusations, and more low blows. It doesn’t seem like Kyle and Sutton’s friendship can come back from this… but that implies they were ever really friends in the first place.Watch with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The latest dinner party from hell on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (S13E07) concludes with more slurring, more accusations, and more low blows. It doesn’t seem like Kyle and Sutton’s friendship can come back from this… but that implies they were ever really friends in the first place.  This is a two part recap.  Stay tuned for the second half shortly!Watch with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (S04E13) finally leaves U.S. for its first ever international vacay. We learn you can take Meredith Marks out of the bath but not the bath out of Meredith Marks. It’s a slurry, petty mess in Bermuda - tinged with the usual friendship battles and a soupçon of Greek mafia rumors. This show has it all.Watch with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It’s all mops on deck when the new stew can’t handle her liquor her first night out in this week’s Below Deck Med (S08E11). Unfortunately, there aren’t many mops that aren’t napping because Luka messed up scheduling. Sandy’s mad m’kay? This week’s bonus is a Cyber Monday shopping fest. Enjoy! Watch with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The ladies of Real Housewives of Potomac (S08E05) take on Austin, TX and do their best to fight about idol submissions and pie analogies in the middle of a construction zone. Just remember I AM THE PIE. YOU RIDE ME. This week’s bonus is a Cyber Monday shopping fest. Enjoy! Watch with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Southern Charm crew goes to Jamaica this week as Austen tries to convince us he has feelings and Madison tries to convince us he cares. This week’s bonus is a Cyber Monday shopping fest. Enjoy! Watch with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Julia throws her F**k Cancer party on The Real Housewives of Miami, but can she get everyone to stop fighting about…cancer? This week’s bonus is a Cyber Monday shopping fest. Enjoy! Watch with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*This is Part Two of a two parter! Also available on video.* It’s THE week on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills that Kyle hopes we’ve all been waiting for. We meet the object of Kyle’s stalkerish obsession, Morgan Wade. Call her a good friend, but she doesn’t stop Kyle from getting another basic b Claire’s Boutique tat, so how good of a friend can she really be? This week’s bonus is a Cyber Monday shopping fest. Enjoy! Watch with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*This is Part One of a two parter! Also available on video.* It’s THE week on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills that Kyle hopes we’ve all been waiting for. We meet the object of Kyle’s stalkerish obsession, Morgan Wade. Call her a good friend, but she doesn’t stop Kyle from getting another basic b Claire’s Boutique tat, so how good of a friend can she really be? This week’s bonus is a Cyber Monday shopping fest. Enjoy! Watch with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Welcome back to part 2 of our recap. After Whitney experiences a devastating loss, she winds up in a fight with Lisa at Meredith’s jewelry event on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (S04E12).Watch with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*This recap opens with a catch up of Below Deck Med! To get right to RHOSLC, go to the 32 minute mark!* After Whitney experiences a devastating loss, she winds up in a fight with Lisa at Meredith’s jewelry event on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (S04E12). Plus, we catch up on the latest Below Deck Med. This is a two part recap. Keep an eye out for part 2 coming shortly in your feed.The RHOSLC recap starts at around 32:00.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crappy Hour is full of breaking news: Caroline Stanbury’s “botched” facelift, RHOBH adultery rumors via FBoy Island, Variety’s Women in Reality Power List, and most importantly of all: 10 surprise facts about Jessel Taank.  Be sure to tune in every other Monday at 8:30PM ET / 5:30PM PT live on Instagram (@watchwhatcrappens) and on Youtube (watchwhatcrappens) so that you too can be part of the fun!  And be sure to check out this week’s FULL episode on IG with special cameos from Ryan Bailey and Noor from The Reality Is… podcast.  See you then!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Karen tries to host a healing pickleball summit on Real Housewives of Potomac (S08E04), but things go left when Nneka accuses Wendy’s mom of shrine-nanigans. The episode leaves us asking what’s worse: to be cursed or unfriended on Facebook.Watch with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Welcome back to part two of our two part recap! Heather teaches the women how to churn butter and wear bonnets on a very pioneering RHOSLC (S04E11).  It’s all fun and games until Lisa wants to kick Monica off the covered wagon.Watch with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Heather teaches the women how to churn butter and wear bonnets on a very pioneering RHOSLC (S04E11).  It’s all fun and games until Lisa wants to kick Monica off the covered wagon.  This is part one of a two part recap.  Stay tuned for part two!Watch with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.