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The Slaptail Squad
He's the Beaveman, a sarcastic, angry, Army veteran who is full of guarded optimism and a love of comedy. His counterpart, the Swan, is the Padmé  to his Darth Vader, the Evil-Lyn to his Skeletor, and unfortunately someone who wouldn't know great comedy if it bit her on her lovely backside. Together they use the podcast as their own form of stress relief along with squad members Jumanji, Nemo (comedian Mike Cotayo), and the Trailer Park Monster/Dark Lord of Brown-Town JD Hutchins, as well as a rotating cast of friends of the show.  When they unite they are, "The Slaptail Squad," a force of humor and idiocy in a world gone completely nuts. Join them, become a part of the great Slaptail Nation, and embrace the collective craziness.
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The origins of Beaveman's horniness

The origins of Beaveman's horniness

Send us a textBeaveman can directly trace his, "mind in the gutter thought processes," directly to television in the 70's and 80's during the formative years of his brain. So what is wrong with GiGi? Didn't she just watch Arab sanctioned TV? Join us for our typical, idiotic conversation. Check out the show links for our upcoming shows and all things Slaptail Nation. Happy Holidays, from the Slaptail Squad!Slaptail Nation shows and informationemail the show at [email protected]://www.facebook.com/share/p/LLdVx1MdoyxiTdds/https://www.dormousetheatre.com/events/slap-your-tail-comedy-presents-comedian-jay-hunterhttps://solo.to/beavemanSupport the show
01:18:3424/11/2024
The Dream Suck

The Dream Suck

Send us a textThe Beaveman turns to the Swan and Nemo for help analyzing his dreams. He is asking for help. Do you think they help him? Hell no! You know when you were a kid and you couldn't find your Darth Vader action figure, so you ask your mom for help and she just says, "where did you have it last?" Yup, its just like that. Figure it our yourself. The good thing is, Nemo, aka comedian Mike Cotayo, finally has something to promote. Check the link. He is heading to the windy city. Also check out his guest spot on the the We Live Zombie Carnival podcast. Yeah, we promote other podcasts, cuz we the poop yo! Funny Man Mike Cotayohttps://www.funnymanmike.com/https://www.laughfactory.com/chicagohttps://open.spotify.com/episode/01jP79VE9P1AcZYetJRiYw?si=7cb5da29b91148b7Slaptail Nation Shows and infohttps://www.dormousetheatre.com/showshttps://solo.to/beaveman for all social media links for Beaveman and Slaptail NationSupport the show
01:05:5817/11/2024
2 Rocks a Day: A Veterans Tale

2 Rocks a Day: A Veterans Tale

Send us a textThe Sqad partially unites to talk a bit about the Beaveman's thoughts and memories about his time in service. The conversation quickly degrades because Swan and Gigi famously cannot focus. Listen as Gigi attempts dad jokes all throughout the podcast in order to try to achieve the coveted Hiyoo! She doesn't get it, spoiler. Unfortunately, if you were looking forward to having JD on the podcast, we are sorry to disappoint you. JD is working hard, covering useless D-bags who don't show up to work. He will be on soon. Thank you to our Veterans of every branch of service this Veterans Day and every day. Thank you to our active duty, and those who have gone before us. Never forget!Slaptail Nation PicksPat Sievert @patsievert@macsmondaycomedy@comedy_thursdays_at_vivios@dogcomicproductionsFighting Blind: A Green Beret's Story of Extraordinary Courage https://mln2.marmot.org/GroupedWork/4e6c6dcb-1c84-0229-7dfd-86b39bb8523dSlaptail Nation and Show Informationhttps://www.dormousetheatre.com/events/slap-your-tail-comedy-presents-comedian-jay-hunterthe Beaveman contact information https://solo.to/beavemanSupport the show
01:20:4610/11/2024
When you just want to podcast but your only option is a cupcake

When you just want to podcast but your only option is a cupcake

Send us a textIt may seem like we are so busy that we just pulled this podcast out of our butts, that's because we kind of did. The truth is, we just love podcasting and connecting with our audience whether we have anything to talk about or not. One of the great joys in life is just connecting with your friends to chat. That is exactly what we did. The Squad unites. Beaveman, Swan, Nemo (Mike Cotayo), have a typical conversation about pretty much nothing. Just catching up. The Swan brought along her token friend Cupcake to chime in periodically. Basically, he just stared at his camera image the entire time and lamented that we were not posting video to YouTube. Thanks for joining us and taking part in our weekly ritual of hanging with friends, that's you, the listeners. Slaptail Nation Showshttps://www.dormousetheatre.com/events/slap-your-tail-comedy-open-mic-2024-11-21-19-30All things Mike Cotayohttps://www.funnymanmike.com/Support the show
01:06:0704/11/2024
Spooky-ish Stories 2024

Spooky-ish Stories 2024

Send us a textThe Beaveman, Swan, and Gigi come together to tell their Halloween stories. You can tell a lot of thought went into them. Beaveman, forever the artist, delivers an amazing tale, while Gigi and the Swan basically just dial it in. Why do they even try? Slaptail Nation picks and showshttps://www.dormousetheatre.com/showsHeadliner November 2 show Calvon Brown @calvonbrownFeaturing Brianna Blackburn @thatfunnygirlbriHost The Beaveman @john_beavSupport the show
55:3927/10/2024
Who's more head injured?

Who's more head injured?

Send us a textBig surprise, 3/4 of the squad on this episode have had head injuries ranging from concussion to whatever you would call Mike's water-head. Everyone's lives and experiences are different. Mike was a baby so who knows, he may have ended up being like the brilliant NikolaTesla or the horrible Adolph Hitler had he not been in the accident. The Swan has become more focused and manic. The Beaveman became even more morbid and dark. The brain is an amazing organ. You can truly see why the squad is so out there now. Who else would offer to surgically modify their friend, straighten their contracted arm, or bang a member with another members residual, protective layer? Only Gigi has not sustained a head injury, which makes you wonder, WTF is wrong with her if she didn't bonk her noggin? Slaptail Nation Information and Eventshttps://solo.to/beavemanhttps://www.dormousetheatre.com/Mike Cotayo Comedianhttps://www.funnymanmike.com/Support the show
01:09:2320/10/2024
We don't discuss politics on this show

We don't discuss politics on this show

Send us a textWe don't discuss politics. It just isn't our thing. But we will make fun of political parties, political candidates, dumb ideas, the amount of money they waste on trying to get people to vote for them, and the completely ridiculous notion that millionaires know what it's like to be one of us. What is most important to us, honestly, is to support the human race. Well, not Beaveman, he thinks we should all die out. Which makes sense, since he isn't one of us. Slaptail Nation Events and Informationhttps://solo.to/beavemanhttps://www.dormousetheatre.com/showsSupport the show
01:19:0915/10/2024
The Swan's Descent into Anger

The Swan's Descent into Anger

Send us a textOn this episode the Swan expresses her anger. That's right, the Swan. Maybe she is beginning to understand the Beaveman. What a novel concept that would be. The Beaveman does express his anger, but only at GiGi for being irresponsible. The show gets wrapped up because Nemo, also completely unreliable, had to bale early. Instead of leaving the audience high and dry, the Swan and Beaveman interview a culinary expert. Or are they? Slaptail Nationhttps://solo.to/beavemanhttps://www.dormousetheatre.com/Support the show
01:12:1510/10/2024
Slaptail, just a little gray

Slaptail, just a little gray

Send us a textOn this episode of the Slaptail Squad, Beaveman, The Swan, and GiGI unite for a depressed conversation. Why isn't the Beaveman his normal, loud and emotionally intellectual self? Slaptail Nationhttps://solo.to/beavemanhttps://www.dormousetheatre.com/Support the show
01:06:1326/09/2024
Horror pitch

Horror pitch

Send us a textSpookier season is upon us. The members of the squad pitch some horror movie ideas. Nemo's was solid until he decided to use AI to write the synopsis. We find out the Beavemen believes art should be left to humans and AI should assist with medicine, science, engineering and tech, not art. It's an short, fun episode. Slaptail Nationhttps://solo.to/beavemanhttps://www.dormousetheatre.com/Support the show
55:1015/09/2024
Season 6: Guess who's back and where did the Beaveman come from?

Season 6: Guess who's back and where did the Beaveman come from?

Send us a textIt's the first episode after summer break. Welcome to season 6!I bet you were thinking this would be all the cast members. Well, it may be. On this episode, the squad dives deeper into the origins of the Beaveman's organic shell. The Beaveman reveals the truth about the entity that occupies the organic material that is currently occupied. It starts of with the same anger you expect, but when something works, you stick with it. Thank you to all of our listeners around the world! We love you. Here is to another great season ahead. Slaptail Nation Informationhttps://solo.to/beavemanhttps://www.dormousetheatre.com/Support the show
01:05:5508/09/2024
Swooshie pants episode: The Ghost Sheriff of Friant Road-A Monster's Lair Joint

Swooshie pants episode: The Ghost Sheriff of Friant Road-A Monster's Lair Joint

Send us a textOn this episode, JD takes the lead again to bring us a spooky story, that of the ghost sheriff of Friant road. Well, he tries, first we have to learn that Beaveman is obsessed with his hot governor, and that Swan has a lot of repressed rage. You get it, you have listened to us before. The new season is about to begin, so set back and enjoy this bonus content. Slaptail Nationhttps://solo.to/beavemanhttps://www.dormousetheatre.com/Support the show
01:08:3525/08/2024
The Slaptail Squad's Monster's Lair bonus content: Le Nain Rouge

The Slaptail Squad's Monster's Lair bonus content: Le Nain Rouge

Send us a textIt's a swooshy pants bonus episode! On this episode, JD, the Trailer Park Monster and Dark Lord of Brown-town takes the lead to bring the squad the story of Le Nain Rouge, the Red Dwarf of Detroit. If you like local lore, you may want to read up on this one because the squad continues to do what they do best, make idiotic comments and get distracted. Does the dwarf have a giant red hog? Does GiGi have impulse control issues, is Beaveman obsessed with islander ass? Guess you have to listen to find out. Slaptail Nation https://solo.to/beavemanhttps://www.dormousetheatre.com/Support the show
01:16:5611/08/2024
What's my superpower? Last episode of season 5

What's my superpower? Last episode of season 5

Send us a textIt's the final episode of season 5. Time for most of the squad to kick back and relax for the summer. We top off season 5 with our typical idiocy. The squad unites to talk about super powers, real and imagined. What is your actual super power? Do you have one? You have to listen to Ronz and GiGi. Both, bullshit. Ronz's is bullshit because he is clueless. GiGi's is bullshit, because it's bullshit. According to the Beaveman. His may be the only one that is accurate. Not much of a superpower, but definitely a power he possesses, or at least a character flaw, from a certain point of view. Get ready for some special content during the break and for season 6 to start back up in September. Happy summer!Slaptail Nationhttps://solo.to/beavemanhttps://www.dormousetheatre.com/Support the show
01:18:1730/06/2024
Dark thoughts 1, again

Dark thoughts 1, again

Send us a textDo you have dark thoughts? Does the imp on your shoulder scream louder than the angel? Is it normal? Are you normal? What is normal really? Does anyone really read these little episode descriptions. If they do, hello, I'm talking to you. Do you think about pushing Nemo over? The Beaveman does, but we know he is completely normal. You can tell by listening to the podcast and by reading his episode descriptions. Is there a shadow in the corner, is that you grandma? Enjoy.Slaptail Nationhttps://www.dormousetheatre.com/https://solo.to/beavemanMike Cotayohttps://www.funnymanmike.com/Support the show
01:14:4323/06/2024
Talking dry butts with James River

Talking dry butts with James River

Send us a textThe Squad unites to hang out with Michigan Comedian James River. Welcome to the mind of several warped individuals. Let's talk religion, comedy, sex, and random thoughts. JD sleeps with his windows open, GiGi has a dog story she never tells, and James has a question about butts. Have to listen to get the full concept. Thank you to our listeners all over the world for getting us on the charts. Shout out to Switzerland!Stay tuned for more Slaptail Squad fun and productions from Slaptail Nation. Slaptail Nationhttps://solo.to/beavemanJames River@jamesrivercomedySupport the show
01:13:3316/06/2024
Parts, pics, and sex party planning

Parts, pics, and sex party planning

Send us a textThis plan for this episode was to discuss Pride memories, but, it went off the rails rather quickly and devolved into a discussion about sex drive, sex parties, the Beaveman's fears that he will be perceived as a creepy old man, and Nemo's startling revelation. You can just imagine that the Beaveman will definitely continue to write his bit about his friend Nemo. Join the Beaveman, Swan, Jumanji, and Nemo for a completely idiotic discussion. Thank you to all of our listeners that help get us on the charts in the US and in Cyprus. We love you! Happy Pride!The Beavemanhttps://solo.to/beavemanhttps://www.facebook.com/share/xJbkkcupMRRtaHGx/https://www.dormousetheatre.com/events/slap-your-tail-comedy-open-micFunny Man Mike Cotayo (Nemo)https://www.funnymanmike.com/Support the show
01:00:4908/06/2024
Just get a divorce!

Just get a divorce!

Send us a textRelationships are tough. There is no question about that. But why do some people do unspeakable things when they could just walk away? Well, you won't figure it out by listening to this episode. The Beaveman wants to talk about the squad's go-to for maiming, family annihilators, and dreams about burying people in the backyard. Apparently, the rest of the squad is rather squeamish. Except for Swan, her adventures with a 9 inch dong must have toughened her up. Thanks for joining us! We love ya!Beaveman's informationhttps://solo.to/beavemanhttps://www.facebook.com/share/FcAe96TMxJfNwmvP/Slaptail Nation eventshttps://www.dormousetheatre.com/events/slap-your-tail-comedy-open-micSupport the show
01:05:2002/06/2024
Competitive eating choices

Competitive eating choices

Send us a textIf you were a competitive eating athlete, what would be your goto food? Would you eat a non-food item that is safe to consume? We all know by now that the Swan thinks she would be an amazing competitive eating warrior, but would would she prefer to eat? How about the rest of the squad? Join us for our weekly ridiculous conversation. Thank you for the support. Slaptail Nation Information/Shows/etc. https://solo.to/beavemanhttps://www.dormousetheatre.com/https://crawlspacecomedy.com/event/slaptail-stand-up-comedy-show/Support the show
01:12:0426/05/2024
Mom's and traffic

Mom's and traffic

Send us a textDo you love your mom as much as the Beaveman even though she ignores you? Well, it's pretty clear that Swan and GiGi don't. Yikes. Mike loves his mom but he lost her years ago at the grocery store.Once again we get to hear about what a wonderful drive Mike is. What is this, accident number 20. Pretty sure he is missing out on comedy gold with his antics.Please someone, buy him a bus or a train pass. Someone start a GoFundMe.Thank you all for listening and supporting the show. We love ya!Slaptail Nationhttps://solo.to/beavemanhttps://www.dormousetheatre.com/https://www.eventbrite.com/e/slaptail-nation-presents-slap-your-tail-comedy-tickets-900817959767https://crawlspacecomedy.com/event/slaptail-stand-up-comedy-show/Mike Cotayohttps://www.funnymanmike.com/Support the show
01:23:3919/05/2024
Jaw poppin

Jaw poppin

Send us a textIt;s a jaw poppin, teeth scraping, mouth breathing, rockin good time this week as the Slaptail Squad unites like a dysfunctional Vultron. Are we a day early, or 6 days late, you decide. Just another pointless conversation about sex or lack there of, Misophonia, and what ever other ridiculous flight of ideas zip across the disturbed brains of the Slaptail Squad. ,We love doing this and sharing it with all of you. Thank you to our listeners all over the world and a special shout out to the people of Cyprus who consistently keep us on the charts.Slaptail Nationhttps://solo.to/beavemanhttps://crawlspacecomedy.com/event/slaptail-stand-up-comedy-show/https://www.eventbrite.com/e/slaptail-nation-presents-slap-your-tail-comedy-tickets-900817959767Mike Cotayohttps://www.funnymanmike.com/Support the show
01:05:0411/05/2024
Pitching the Shart-Tank series

Pitching the Shart-Tank series

Send us a textThe Squad unites to talk about what else, Nemo's adventures in toileting. Since the squad would love to see Nemo be famous and have his own TV show, they come up with an idea for a show he could relate to and host. Shart-Tank. Give a listen and think of your own product pitches for this show. Also, if you know of any disturbing garden gnomes for sale, please email the show and we can forward that information to Ronz. He's in the market for gnomes. Thank you to all of our listeners. Slaptail Nation Informationhttps://solo.to/beavemanhttps://crawlspacecomedy.com/event/slaptail-nation-presents-slap-your-tail-comedy-2/https://crawlspacecomedy.com/event/slaptail-stand-up-comedy-show/Mike Cotayo Informationhttps://www.funnymanmike.com/Support the show
01:06:4228/04/2024
Scrolling through social media

Scrolling through social media

Send us a textBeaveman, Swan, and GiGi scroll through social media and describe what populates on their feeds. Who has the most interesting feed? Can you guess what mostly pops up for the Beaveman? How about Swan and GiGI? Clearly the Beaveman has the most wholesome feed of all. Come hang out for your weekly chat. Thank you all for joining us. We appreciate all of you. Slaptail Nation EventsNew Age improv showhttps://www.eventbrite.com/e/878691097727?aff=oddtdtcreatorSlap Your Tail Comedy show at Main Street Pub Kalamazoohttps://www.eventbrite.com/e/874439992557?aff=oddtdtcreatorSlap Your Tail Comedy Show celebrating Star Wars May 4https://crawlspacecomedy.com/event/slaptail-nation-presents-slap-your-tail-comedy-2/Slap Your Tail Comedy Show June 1 Pride showhttps://crawlspacecomedy.com/event/slaptail-stand-up-comedy-show/Support the show
01:05:4121/04/2024
Sorry, you plan to dab what, where?

Sorry, you plan to dab what, where?

Send us a textSee if you can tell that AI wrote this and not the BeavemanShout out to all our listeners all over the world and a special shout out to the people of Cyprus for helping us stay on the charts there. Ever wondered where the fine line between cultural appreciation and appropriation lies? Strap in with the Slaptail Squad, including the incomparable GeGe as we navigate the complexities of workplace diversity with our signature blend of humor and sharp insight. From the perils of learning Spanish to the pitfalls of diversity roles in organizations, we're slicing through superficiality with unapologetic honesty and a healthy dose of laughter. Now, hold your nose because we're about to plunge into the deep end of personal hygiene and intimacy. Have you heard of "vabbing"? If not, prepare for an eye-opening (and possibly nose-closing) discourse complete with anecdotes that might just make you rethink your next date night. Toss in a side of dietary restriction banter and grooming roasts among friends, and you've got yourself a recipe for some seriously spicy conversation.And just when you thought things couldn't get more provocative, we take a fearless foray into the world of adult entertainment. With musings on everything from the quality of certain genres to the complexities of voyeurism, we're laying bare our thoughts (and perhaps a little more) on the industry's inner workings. Plus, don't miss our musings on comedy show drama, mustache appreciation, and a quick promo of upcoming gigs that promise even more unscripted hilarity. Join us for an episode that's as boundary-pushing as it is belly-laugh inducing.Slaptail Nationhttps://solo.to/beavemanhttps://crawlspacecomedy.com/event/slaptail-nation-presents-slap-your-tail-comedy-2/https://crawlspacecomedy.com/event/slaptail-stand-up-comedy-show/https://www.eventbrite.com/e/slaptail-nation-presents-slap-your-tail-comedy-tickets-874439992557https://www.eventbrite.com/e/next-generation-improv-tickets-878691097727?aff=erelpanelorgSupport the show
01:10:1914/04/2024
Silky Smooth

Silky Smooth

Send us a textThe Squad unites for their weekly ridiculous conversation about? Well, a variety of things. The Swan doesn't want anyone acknowledging her hotness, which is fine, since no one has and lived in the past decade. The Beaveman, Jumanji, and GiGi like to look nice for themselves and others. The Swan wants the world to burn. Just kidding, but seriously, she does. The Beaveman provides an update on his hair removal journey and his new life experiences with less hair. That dude is out there, but you knew that. Thanks for joining us as always. Slaptail Nation events and infohttps://crawlspacecomedy.com/event/slaptail-nation-presents-slap-your-tail-comedy-2/https://crawlspacecomedy.com/event/slaptail-stand-up-comedy-show/https://solo.to/beavemanSupport the show
01:13:4107/04/2024
It's the Slaptail Squad's 200th episode

It's the Slaptail Squad's 200th episode

Send us a textOn this episode of the Slaptail Squad the squad unites to celebrate the 200th episode since rebranding. How best to celebrate? Livestream! Too bad the didn't open it to the public like they thought they did. Oh well, they are podcasters after all. Members of the squad pop in to say hi and converse as well as friends of the show. Enjoy this fun conversation as the squad reads a document that is at least 50 years old about ancient beauty secrets. Ever wonder how to get rid of your Dowager's hump? Well, wonder no more. Thank you to our listeners all over the world. It is so wonderful to have such an amazing audience that helps us get into the charts. You make it all worthwhile. Here's to another 200 episodes!Slaptail Nation Information and linkshttps://solo.to/beavemanhttps://www.eventbrite.com/e/slaptail-nation-presents-slap-your-tail-comedy-tickets-874439992557https://crawlspacecomedy.com/event/slaptail-nation-presents-slap-your-tail-comedy-2/https://crawlspacecomedy.com/event/slaptail-stand-up-comedy-show/Support the show
01:58:4031/03/2024
The Squad hangs with friend of the show Derek Lee Feltner

The Squad hangs with friend of the show Derek Lee Feltner

Send us a textOn this episode the squad hangs with Derek Lee Feltner, local comedic performer, comedian, artist, you get the picture. Just don't say his name wrong. It was a super fun conversation and Derek fit right in with the collective crazy that is the Slaptail Squad. The Squad talked about comedy, funerals, performing, and just generally had a great time. Thank you for joining us. A special thanks to our listeners all over the world and a special, special thanks to the listeners in Cyprus.  Mike Cotayohttps://www.funnymanmike.com/Instagram @funnymanmikecotayoDerek Lee FeltnerTik Tok derekleefeltnerYouTube@derekleefeltnerSlaptail Nation Upcoming Showshttps://crawlspacecomedy.com/event/slaptail-nation-presents-slap-your-tail-comedy-2/https://crawlspacecomedy.com/event/slaptail-stand-up-comedy-show/Support the show
01:37:2323/03/2024
Funerals are dumb

Funerals are dumb

Send us a textOn this episode the squad assembled to talk about how funerals bring out the dumb and annoying. Just when you think it is safe to mourn in peace, a dumb person doth approach. How do you handle the dumb and annoying?  Do you just nod and look contemplative, or, do you remember what they said and bitch about them later. The Beaveman prefers to not only bitch, but to come up with material. Thank you to our listeners all over the world. This podcast is dedicated to our beloved Grandma and Gi Gi's aunt, rest in peace. Support the show
01:03:3017/03/2024
Gen X and hair in places you don't want it

Gen X and hair in places you don't want it

Send us a textOn this episode the squad invites Chewbacca's little nephew Nolan on to the show to talk about hair in all the wrong places and the Beaveman's commitment to get rid of his bottom hair. We also learn that Jumanji is ok with poop in his hair as long as no one else can see it. What? That can't be right. Guess you just have to listen. Thank you to our listeners all over the world!Slap Your Tail Comedy upcoming showhttps://crawlspacecomedy.com/event/slaptail/Support the show
01:00:2303/03/2024
Silly cult-like behavior

Silly cult-like behavior

Send us a textSo you're not in a cult. But everything you do is dictated to you by one person, and you have no free will. Sounds like a cult to me. You say you are open minded, but you push your religion on others and won't discuss religions other than your own. Sounds like dangerous thinking.The Beaveman is on a documentary kick. This time he watched "Shiny Happy People: Duggar Family Secrets," on Amazon. Guess what, he got furious immediately. No surprise there. The squad unites to talk about this bizarre way of thinking and delve into the psyche of religious fanaticism. They really don't, they just wanted to sound smart. Join us for the fun. If you have documentary suggestions for the Beaveman, send them to [email protected] or message on social media. Slaptail Nation upcoming showshttps://crawlspacecomedy.com/event/slaptail/All things Mike Cotayohttps://linktr.ee/funnymanmikeSupport the show
01:07:0318/02/2024
Clearly, Mike and Swan have ADD

Clearly, Mike and Swan have ADD

Send us a textThe Beaveman, many would not say he is patient, but it is clear that he has the patience of a Saint. How else can he hold a podcast together with Swan and Mike. Mike is either playing with something and not paying attention, or just not paying attention. Swan can't help but talk over someone. Never try to run a joke by Swan, she starts talking through the punchline. You know what this show needs? More people that make the artery on the side of the Beaveman's head throb and expand to dangerous proportions. Join the idiots for a typical chat. All things Mike Cotayohttps://linktr.ee/funnymanmikeSlaptail Nation upcoming show informationhttps://crawlspacecomedy.com/event/slaptail/Support the show
58:2611/02/2024
JD vs. Jumanji: Out for justice

JD vs. Jumanji: Out for justice

Send us a textOn this episode of the Slaptail Squad, JD Hutchins of the Monsters Lair podcast defends the slanderous statements flung about by Jumanji regarding those proud, glorious bastards known as security guards. On the last podcast as Jumanji looked down from his ivory tower of self-righteousness, he showed obvious disdain for all security guards. But low, the podcast took an immediate turn and the blame was squarely shifted to the innocent Beaveman, say it isn't so. They accuse the Beaveman of being an instigator which, as you know loyal listeners, is a bold faced lie. Join us for a fun chat among the friends you like to hear from every week. Thank you to all of our listeners and for friend of the show the dark lord of brown-town for joining us. Slaptail Nation Upcoming Show March 9, 2024https://crawlspacecomedy.com/event/slaptail/All things Mike Cotayo, shows, links, etc. https://linktr.ee/funnymanmikeSlaptail Squad Pickshttps://podcasts.apple.com/nz/podcast/the-monsters-lair/id1513007701Support the show
01:05:2903/02/2024
Crazy story time

Crazy story time

Send us a textThe squad unites to tell some crazy stories very loosely based on occurrences experienced by listeners. Any similarities between characters in the stories and persons either living or dead are purely coincidental. Having said that, listen to some interesting renderings from members of the Slaptail Squad. Do you know someone that did their time working in the ER? Bet they have some similar stories. What you find most hard to believe is that anyone would ever threaten to harm the Beaveman, that's why the stories are not real. Join us for a completely idiotic podcast. All things Mike Cotayohttps://linktr.ee/funnymanmikeUpcoming Slaptail Nation Showshttps://crawlspacecomedy.com/event/slaptail/Support the show
01:04:3131/01/2024
Birthdays, balance, and life with grandma

Birthdays, balance, and life with grandma

Send us a textThe Squad unites to talk about memories of birthdays past. Apparently the trauma continues for Beaveman and the Swan. No wonder they are together. The Beavemen shares stories of his challenges with balance and asks the members of the Slaptail Nation to share their own personal stories as well. They wrap it up by talking about their latest addition to the household, the Swan's cute little grandma (CLG) for short. Thanks to all our listeners for joining us on yet another silly conversation among friendly idiots. Support the show
01:04:0322/01/2024
Embarrassing stories of the Beaveman's childhood

Embarrassing stories of the Beaveman's childhood

Send us a textThe holidays are over and the squad unites after a short break. The Beaveman shares stories about his childhood. Some of them are a bit depressing but others are downright gross and embarrassing. At least most people would find them gross and embarrassing, but the Beaveman thinks they are totally normal and hilarious. There may be something wrong with him. Join us for the fun. Slaptail Squad Picshttps://podcasts.apple.com/nz/podcast/the-monsters-lair/id1513007701https://linktr.ee/funnymanmikeSupport the show
01:02:1714/01/2024
Nemo's big adventure

Nemo's big adventure

Send us a textOn this episode, Mike (aka Nemo) returns from his contract assignment in Arizona where he had many big adventures. Or so we thought. We really just confirmed that once again, Mike is a terrible driver. He doesn't seem to think so, bless his heart. The evidence suggests that he is however. Join the squad as they catch up with Nemo for a typical idiotic conversation. Slaptail Squad Pickshttps://linktr.ee/funnymanmikehttps://crawlspacecomedy.com/https://podcasts.apple.com/nz/podcast/the-monsters-lair/id1513007701Support the show
54:2617/12/2023
Super Spreader Ronz and all the nastiness

Super Spreader Ronz and all the nastiness

Send us a textOn this episode of the Slaptail Squad, the Ronz makes disgusting noises all throughout the podcast. Don't worry, the Beaveman only left one in. He wanted the audience to experience at least one. Try not to vomit when you hear it. Swan and the Beaveman had to hear it in real time. It was an editing nightmare. Ronz thinks he just has a dry throat from his work environment, but does he? Join the squad for a fun conversation, It's the same idiocy you have come to know and enjoy every week. Thank you to all our listeners for their support. Slaptail Squad Favoriteshttps://crawlspacecomedy.com/https://podcasts.apple.com/nz/podcast/the-monsters-lair/id1513007701https://www.facebook.com/scarcomedy/https://linktr.ee/funnymanmikeSupport the show
58:2610/12/2023
Family gathering drama and all the balls

Family gathering drama and all the balls

Send us a textThe squad unites with special guest GiGi for a fun conversation about all the holiday drama. Apparently, Jumanji lives a charmed life because he has no family drama and enjoys hanging with the fam. Maybe he is the normal one. The squad learns that GiGi is obsessed with balls, which leads to some fun ball talk.Thanks to all of our listeners around the world. We are so thankful for all of you. Slaptail Nation Upcoming Shows 2023https://crawlspacecomedy.com/event/slaptail-nation-presents-slap-your-tail-comedy-holiday-showcase/Slaptail Nation Picshttps://podcasts.apple.com/nz/podcast/the-monsters-lair/id1513007701https://www.lastpodcastontheleft.com/Support the show
01:02:4403/12/2023
Splitting yourself isn't cheating

Splitting yourself isn't cheating

Send us a textThe mighty 3 assemble. The Beaveman is losing his voice on the regular which is super frustrating for a podcaster so he lets his number 2 (Ronz)  and his number 12 (the Swan) run the show. Ronz demonstrates his inability to support the decisions of others by insisting on purchasing Christmas gifts for persons that don't want them. He also reveals that if he could split himself into multiple parts, that he would rather have sex with himself than with other people. That's super weird. Or maybe, that is just the Swan's interpretation of what he said. Swan rounds it out by insulting the legend that is Shaquille O'Neal and Ronz reveals that not only have they been stifling is comedy for years, but they have not allowed him the opportunity to express himself politically.  It's just what you have come to expect from this group of idiots. Thank you to all of our listeners for your continued support. Slaptail Nation Comedy Informationhttps://crawlspacecomedy.com/event/slaptail-nation-presents-slap-your-tail-comedy-holiday-showcase/Support the show
01:05:0826/11/2023
Holiday memories, oh, and Nicolas Cage

Holiday memories, oh, and Nicolas Cage

Send us a textThe Squad unites during this holiday season, when the world is going to $h1T, to talk about holiday memories. Some good, some bad. It's a fun trip down memory lane. They then talk about the genius that is Nicolas Cage and their plan to do a movie marathon to ensconce Jumanji in the culture that is Nicolas Cage.  Can't wait for that to happen. Thank you to our listeners all over the world! We love you, be safe.  Upcoming Slaptail Nation Show Informationhttps://crawlspacecomedy.com/event/slaptail-nation-presents-slap-your-tail-comedy-holiday-showcase/Friends of the Showhttps://www.twitch.tv/skylarcreateshttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-monsters-lair/id1513007701Support the show
01:15:5319/11/2023
Ronzly fans

Ronzly fans

Send us a textThe Slaptail Squad welcomes friend of the show Davison Sarai for a casual conversation about their new adventure as a content creator on Only Fans. Its an interaction that was  sure to make Ronz slip right into several cringy moments. Don't worry, he did. Ever wonder if members of the squad would kiss each other for money? Ever wonder who would eat what out of what orifice? Now you don't have to wonder. Thank you to our audience for joining us on another journey into idiocy. Davison Sarai Only Fans and Instagram  Informationhttps://onlyfans.com/davisonsaraihttps://www.instagram.com/davisonsaraiwrestling/Slaptail Nation November 11, 2023 show linkhttps://crawlspacecomedy.com/event/slaptail-nation-presents-slap-your-tail-comedy/Friends of the Show/Slaptail Picshttps://www.twitch.tv/skylarcreateshttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-monsters-lair/id1513007701Support the show
01:17:5705/11/2023
Possibly funny obsessive behaviors

Possibly funny obsessive behaviors

Send us a textThe Squad unites to talk about their stupid obsessive behaviors. The Beaveman is a neat freak, the Ronz searches for trash, Jumanji is superstitious, and the Swan sleeps with a whore cat. What does it all mean? Who knows, they sure don't. As always, you are never going to learn anything from listening to these morons but it sure is fun. Thank you all for supporting the show! Upcoming Eventshttps://crawlspacecomedy.com/event/slaptail-nation-presents-slap-your-tail-comedy/Friends of the ShowThe Monsters Lair Podcasthttps://podcasts.apple.com/nz/podcast/the-monsters-lair/id1513007701Skylar Creates on Twitch TVhttps://www.twitch.tv/skylarcreatesMike Cotayohttps://linktr.ee/funnymanmikeCrawlspace Comedy Theatrehttps://crawlspacecomedy.com/Support the show
01:08:2029/10/2023
The Squad Hangs with Friend of the Show Matt

The Squad Hangs with Friend of the Show Matt

Send us a textOn this episode of the Slaptail Squad, three members of the Squad have a funny conversation with local funny dude Matt Hybels who is a Kalamazoo comedy staple and host of open mic comedy at Up and Under.  It's a completely ridiculous conversation about movies, comedy, and whatever else they feel like talking about. As always, the Ronz sniffed or took excessively long breaths before speaking, so you have that to look forward to, (don't worry, the Beaveman removed 90% of them).He also did the whole fanboy thing, no surprise there. Literally, if you are someone the Ronz does not know, he will fanboy you. Thank you so much to our listeners for supporting us. Thank you to Matt for joining us. Please see the show link for his youtube show and Instagram. All thing Matt Hybels3BeerBuzzhttps://www.youtube.com/@3beerbuzzInstagram@matt_hybelsSupport the show
01:31:0522/10/2023
A casual October coversation

A casual October coversation

Send us a textThe Squad unites to talk about their favorite thing, random stuff. Every notice that those close to you have their own little catch phrases?Do you like DIY projects? Do you know what they are? Ronz doesn't. Maybe you like tasting new things. Have you ever wondered if everyone's junk tastes the same? These are the things this group of idiots talk about when they get together. You didn't really think you were going to learn anything did you? Of course not. Thank you to all of our listeners for your continued support. Here's to another amazing season. Friends of the Showhttps://www.twitch.tv/skylarcreateshttps://podcasts.apple.com/nz/podcast/the-monsters-lair/id1513007701https://linktr.ee/funnymanmikeSupport the show
59:2915/10/2023
Ronz wants to do improv...or does he?

Ronz wants to do improv...or does he?

Send us a textOn this episode of the Slaptail Squad, Mike joins the squad from Arizona. Ronz takes the lead and asks Mike, now known as Nemo, some very boring questions. Don't worry, we left a couple of them in so you could have a sample of the 10-15 minutes of monotony the squad had to endure as the Ronz struggled to step out of the number 2 position. The Beaveman is however a caring Master of the Universe, and he cut the monotony from the episode. We get to the entertaining portion of the podcast.The Ronz asks the squad if he should take an improv course. The obvious answer is yes. Why should he take it? Who knows? Why ask that question? Only the Ronz knows. Thank you to all of our listeners for hanging out with us. It is due to your amazing support that we have finally made the charts in not just Egypt and Spain, but finally in the United States. We appreciate you all!Slaptail Nation friends of the showhttps://crawlspacecomedy.com/https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-monsters-lair/id1513007701All things Mike Cotayohttps://linktr.ee/funnymanmikeSupport the show
01:09:1608/10/2023
Season 5: Guess who's back

Season 5: Guess who's back

Send us a textThe Squad reunites after their season break to talk about what they did during the break, and their plans for Slaptail Nation in the future. Jumanji questions if he is having a midlife crisis, Ronz divulges the secret behind his awesome haircut, and Beaveman and the Swan talk about the progress of the Slaptail Nation. Don't worry, they also talk about plenty of idiotic subjects and opportunities to be inappropriate and cringy. Thank you to our listeners, your support of our show has meant the world to us. Here is to another season of complete nonsense among friends of the Slaptail Nation. All things Mike Cotayo, show dates, social media links, etc. https://linktr.ee/funnymanmikeFriends of the Slaptail Squad/Slaptail Squad PicksThe  Monster's Lairhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-monsters-lair/id1513007701Skylar Creates on Twitchhttps://www.twitch.tv/skylarcreateshttps://swissnavy.com/Support the show
01:30:0901/10/2023
Slaptail Squad-The Monsters Lair Team up, part 2: MIB and other high-strangeness

Slaptail Squad-The Monsters Lair Team up, part 2: MIB and other high-strangeness

Send us a textOn this bonus episode of the Slaptail Squad, the squad teams up with JD Hutchins of The Monsters Lair for part 2. MIB, cryptids, and high-strangeness seem to be very common in West Virginia, specifically Point Pleasant. Beaveman and the Swan pick JD's brain for his knowledge and opinions on these fascinating subjects.Shout out to the people of Point Pleasant WV as they celebrate Mothman Festival 2023. Here's to making it to Mothman Festival 2024!Support the show
01:23:0117/09/2023
Season 4 Bonus Episode: Bright House Studio comedy show

Season 4 Bonus Episode: Bright House Studio comedy show

Send us a textOn this episode of the Slaptail Squad, the Squad goes on the road, portable style to a new venue, Bright House Studio in Portage Michigan for a full on comedy show with some very talented comedians. The Beaveman, Ronz, and the Swan interview comedians Darius Walker, Chris Karpinski, Joel Sankey, and Conor Keenan. We know, we don't do interviews. Don't worry, despite our best efforts, Ronz made it cringy with the comedians. The final interview is Ronz at his cringy best when he interviews the organizer of the show Katie. Keep this in mind. Katie is at least 3 decades younger than the Ronz. Almost makes me think I should stop handing out lube when we do an event. It's all in good fun. Enjoy this bonus episode. Get ready for season 5. Comedians interviewed on this podcast that performed at Bright House Studio Darius Walker Instagram @dariuswalkerChris Karpinski Facebook Christopher J. KarpinskiJoel Sankey Instagram @joelsankeycomedyConor Keenan Facebook: Conor KeenanSupport the show
52:2227/08/2023
Slaptail Squad-The Monsters Lair Team up, episode 1: Monsters of WV

Slaptail Squad-The Monsters Lair Team up, episode 1: Monsters of WV

Send us a textOn this bonus episode, the Beaveman of The Slaptail Squad (not unlike Batman) and JD of The Monsters Lair (not unlike the Wolfman) team up for a fun talk about the monsters of West Virginia with a heavy focus on the beautiful town of Point Pleasant and Flatwoods. Its a fun talk about West Virginia, its' cryptids, high strangeness, and good people. If you ever get a chance to go, do it. Point Pleasant embraces the Mothman from their museum, culture, and arguably the coolest statue on the planet. If you get a chance to visit Flatwoods, they also have some very cool features like their Flatwoods Monster Museum with a large Flatwoods monster, and several chairs throughout the area. We hope you enjoy this team up episode. We hope to do many more in the future. Please see the show links for information about Point Pleasant, Flatwoods, and the very spooky Historic Lowe Hotel. Hopefully JD will dive deep into the history of that hotel in the future. Thank you to all of the friendly people of West Virginia that were just amazing and thank you to the comic book lady for being super cool. Can't wait to go back. Hopefully Mothman Festival 2024. Show Links@themonsterslairpodcasthttps://braxtonwv.org/the-flatwoods-monster/visit-the-museum/https://www.mothmanmuseum.com/https://www.thelowehotel.com/https://www.facebook.com/baybay5910/Support the show
01:07:5505/08/2023
Season 4 Finale: end of times

Season 4 Finale: end of times

Send us a textThe Squad unites for the final episode of season 4. It's been a good run but now it is time to take a break to come up with new ideas. On this episode the Beaveman shares his thoughts on what he believes will end the human race. There is also some minor conspiracy fun, and of course, general idiocy. Thank you for joining us this season. Looking forward to season 5. During the break, if you would like the Beaveman to play some clips from favorite episodes while he and the Swan break it down, please email the show. [email protected] with episode details. You can also message us at instagram@slaptailsquad or on Facebook Slaptail Squad.Slaptail Squad Recommendationshttps://linktr.ee/funnymanmikehttps://www.podpage.com/the-monsters-lair/https://www.twitch.tv/skylarcreateshttps://swissnavy.com/Support the show
01:22:0409/07/2023