Send us a textThe Squad unites to discuss one of their most sacred topics: stand-up comedy. Now that the Beaveman has successfully performed without getting booed off the stage, he begins his next adventure. Seeking out open mics, networking, and watching local shows in the hopes of scoping out and scouting talent. Beaveman consults with squad member and professional comedian Mike but soon realizes that Ronz is the one with all the opinions. Basically, its the podcast for Ronz, about Ronz, and starring Ronz. Please see the show links for friend of the show Skylar as he performs his first open mic. See the show links for Mike Cotayo's upcoming shows. You can check the show links for Beaveman's upcoming open mics, but you won't find them because he is not posting them. Thank you to all the great local comedians here in Michigan for just getting up there and performing. We admire you and comedians around the world. Thanks for bringing us joy!All things Mike Cotayo with show informationhttps://linktr.ee/funnymanmikeFriends of the ShowSkylar's open michttps://youtu.be/UmNwKRWuk_Ehttps://www.facebook.com/ComedyNightAtRiverCitySaloon/https://www.podpage.com/the-monsters-lair/https://swissnavy.com/Support the show

Send us a textThis week the squad assembles and welcomes our guest GG. Why you ask? Well, GG spent a couple of years as a phone sex worker, and of course, that is right up the squad's alley. Listener warning, there is some pretty graphic content in this episode to include a mock phone exchange between the Beaveman and GG. It's all in good fun with plenty of laughter and teasing. Who likes being spanked? Who has some pretty kinky interests? Who is the most boring squad member sexually? Guess you have to listen to find out. Slaptail Squad Favoriteshttps://swissnavy.com/https://www.podpage.com/the-monsters-lair/https://www.twitch.tv/skylarcreateshttps://linktr.ee/funnymanmikeSupport the show

Send us a textHere it is folks. The long awaited, "Ronz on the Street," better known as, "Cringy moments with Ronz!" He does not disappoint. Its all the cringe, none of the crying. You have to listen, even if every fiber of your being is uncomfortable. Thank you so much for all of the folks who did interviews. We hope you get to hear this episode and share it with others. Thank you to:David, Justin, Eric, Holly, Jennifer, Emma, Justin and Amanda, Connor, Rachel Rae, Peaches, the Nightmare Realm crew, Matt, Morgan and Jessica, Paula, and Grace. Here's looking forward to 2024 when we can hopefully do it all again!The Slaptail Squad Recommendshttps://www.nightmarerealmkalamazoo.com/https://www.twitch.tv/skylarcreateshttps://www.podpage.com/the-monsters-lair/https://swissnavy.com/https://linktr.ee/funnymanmikeSupport the show

Send us a textThe quest to understand the Beaveman and Ronz's anger continues. On this final episode (maybe) they are joined by friend of the show Davison Sarai, professional wrestler and counselor. Is it possible that Davison can help them? Not bloody likely! Guess you will just have to listen to find out. Friends of the showhttps://www.instagram.com/davisonsaraiwrestling/https://www.youtube.com/@davisonsarai7763/videoshttps://www.podpage.com/the-monsters-lair/https://linktr.ee/funnymanmikehttps://swissnavy.com/Support the show

Send us a textIn celebration of the coming of Pride month, the Squad has a stretchy pants episode out on the Beaver Deck with a special guest from OutFront Kalamazoo. Thank you to Grace for joining us for the collective craziness. Jumanji shares personal stories about his attendance at his first pride festival. The Beaveman tries to get him to cry but is unsuccessful. The conversation takes a typical detour to talk about being an a-hole, salad tossing, the never ending debate about foreskin love, and the word, "acceptance." Thank you everyone for joining us. Please see the show links for information on this year's pride fest and of course our comedy show on June 1st, 2023 to kick off pride month. Kalamazoo Pridehttps://www.outfrontkzoo.org/pride2023https://www.facebook.com/OutFrontKzoo?mibextid=LQQJ4dSlaptail Nation's first Comedy Show with Headliner Mike Cotayohttps://crawlspacecomedy.com/event/mike-cotayo/Friends of the Showhttps://www.podpage.com/the-monsters-lair/Support the show

Send us a textThe squad unites this week to talk about the future of the podcast. Where are they going? What is their niche? Who knows really?As always it is a fun conversation, aside from the fact that Ronz insists on doing the show sounding like he has a mouth full of gravel. Don't worry kids. That mouth full of gravel won't keep him from saying cringy things. We also learn that Beaveman has a thing for Jumanji's ex. Yikes!We hope you join us for a little fun. Thank to all of our supporters and friends that make this show possible!Please see the show links for our upcoming comedy show, all things Mike Cotayo, and information about Pride Fest Kalamazoo.Comedy Show with Mike Cotayo June 1, 2023https://crawlspacecomedy.com/event/mike-cotayo/Pride Fest Kalamazoo, MI June 2-3, 2023 by OutFront Kalamazoohttps://www.outfrontkzoo.org/Friends of the Showhttps://linktr.ee/funnymanmikehttps://www.podpage.com/the-monsters-lair/Support the show

Send us a textOn this episode, the Squad delves into more anger topics. We are joined by the Dark Lord of Brown Town, JD Hutchins of the Monsters Lair. As it turns out, JD may be just as angry as the Beaveman. If you were hoping to learn some coping mechanisms for dealing with your anger, you are out of luck. The anger episodes continue. This one is going to be at least a 3 episode series. Thank you to all of our listeners and to JD  for joining us. Show Notes: Persons in Michigan and surrounding area, check out this link to our first ever comedy show produced by the Slaptail Nationhttps://crawlspacecomedy.com/event/mike-cotayo/Friends of the ShowAll things Mike Cotayohttps://linktr.ee/funnymanmikehttps://www.podpage.com/the-monsters-lair/Support the show

Send us a textOn this episode, the squad unites to talk about anger. At least 50% of the squad is angry. Can you guess who? Here's a hint at least one of them, the Beaveman has enough anger for 100% of the squad. If anger was jet fuel, he would have enough to circumnavigate the earth 100 times. That's ok, Jumanji and Mike attempt to come to the rescue. It's a little bit serious mixed with some fun and humor. Thanks for sharing it with us. Get ready for at least one more angry podcast. the, "don't call me Michael," comedy show in Kalamazoo MIhttps://crawlspacecomedy.com/event/mike-cotayo/Mike Cotayo informationhttps://linktr.ee/funnymanmikeFriends of the Showhttps://swissnavy.com/https://www.podpage.com/the-monsters-lair/Support the show

Send us a textThe Squad unites, just the dudes, for a sausage fest discussion about why the heck people filter their images on social media. What gives? How are we going to really know that its really you if your image on social media looks nothing like you? Like yourself at least a little folks! Ronz informs the fellas that he has a different wedding band for every woman in his life. He has seven wedding bands. Sounds suspicious. The Slaptail Nation Presents:The Don't Call me Michael comedy showPeople of Kalamazoo Michigan and the surrounding area. Here is your call to action. Join us for a night of comedy to kick of Pride Month, June 1, 2023Please see this link for ticketshttps://crawlspacecomedy.com/event/mike-cotayo/https://linktr.ee/funnymanmikeFriends of the showhttps://www.podpage.com/the-monsters-lair/Want to be a subscriber? Get mentions and thanks during the podcast. Get exclusive short clip videos and audio content from the Slaptail Squad. https://www.buzzsprout.com/1905262/supportSupport the show

Send us a textOn this episode, this Beaveman shares audio clips of two of his favorite songs for Jumanji to interpret. Beck's, "Loser," and Pearl Jam's, "Yellow Ledbetter." The other members are equally perplexed and join in to try and decipher the lyrics of these masterpieces. Not only do they attempt to understand the lyrics, they attempt to sing along with the masterpiece that is Pearl Jam's, "Yellow Ledbetter." Sadly, the Beaveman passionately belted out such a beautiful rendition that his sound dropped out and it sounds like poop. Just know, in your heart of hearts, that Beaveman sounded amazing. Thank you to all of your listeners and subscribers of the great Slaptail Nation. We will posting links to Pride Fest Kalamazoo where we will have a booth for 2023 as well as our stand up comedy show the first day of Pride month on upcoming podcasts. Squad Member and Comedian Mike Cotayo informationhttps://linktr.ee/funnymanmikeFriends of the Showhttps://www.podpage.com/the-monsters-lair/Want to support the Slaptail Squad with a subscription? Here's how.https://www.buzzsprout.com/1905262/monetization/supporter_settings#:~:text=https%3A//www.buzzsprout.com/1905262/supportSupport the show

Send us a textSmells trigger memories. Science people, science! If you have ever wondered how smells trigger memories and you wanted to consult with some highly intelligent, informed, academics, we recommend another podcast. If however, you just want to have some fun talking about smells, we are the people to listen to. Take a deep breath in through the nose, out through the mouth.  As usual, we are pretty dysfunctional and talk about some uncomfortable smells, which leads to other topics of conversation that are equally uncomfortable. Thank you to our special guest who joined the squad for this podcast, pro wrestler Davison Sarai. Thank you to all of our friends that listen who are a part of the great Slaptail Nation. Get ready listeners in the Kalamazoo, MI area. Squad member and professional stand up comedian, funny man, "don't call me Michael," Mike Cotayo will be performing in June. We will start doing a lot of promotion for this show as soon as the date and time are confirmed. Slaptail Squad Call to action if you want to be a subscriber to support the showhttps://www.buzzsprout.com/1905262/supportMike Cotayo information, shows, etc. https://www.funnymanmike.com/showshttps://linktr.ee/funnymanmikeFriends of the ShowDavison Sarai InfoFacebook: Davison Sarai ArtemisInstagram: @davisonsaraiwrestlingTwitter: DavisonSarai@twitterTikTok: The_davison_saraiyoutube: Davison Saraihttps://www.twitch.tv/skylarcreateshttps://www.podpage.com/the-monsters-lair/https://swissnavy.com/Support the show

Send us a textOn this episode of the Slaptail Squad we learn a valuable lesson. Jumanji is not much of a story teller. Aside from that, the squad has a fun talk just like every week. Friends getting together to have a fun chat. The Beaveman and Jumanji went to a strip bar and hung out. Hear the story from Jumanji's perspective. Thank you for joining us as friends each week so we can share our ridiculous lives with you. Comedian Mike Cotayo's upcoming show informationhttps://www.funnymanmike.com/showshttps://linktr.ee/funnymanmikeFriends of the Showhttps://www.twitch.tv/skylarcreateshttps://www.podpage.com/the-monsters-lair/https://swissnavy.com/Support the show

Send us a textThis week on the Slaptail Squad, Beaveman, Swan, and Mike hang out and review the sound bytes stored on the mixing equipment to see what type of  jokes or improv they inspire. It may seem ridiculous, and it is, but it was also a good time.  The new running joke is to call Mike, Michael. Typically when we want to sound like the responsible adult. He doesn't seem to like it much. Yes, this is literally what they did for an entire episode. Comedian Mike Cotayo informationhttps://linktr.ee/funnymanmikeFriends of the Showhttps://www.twitch.tv/skylarcreateshttps://www.twitch.tv/strange_loopehttps://www.podpage.com/the-monsters-lair/https://swissnavy.com/Support the show

Send us a textWhy aren't you famous? Basically there are a million networks with a billion shows and only 330 is million people in the US. So whether we like it or not, we are all eventually going to be on some form of TV. The squad unites for a fun talk. Join us for the collective idiocy. Comedian Mike Cotayo's Informationhttps://linktr.ee/funnymanmikeFriends of the Showhttps://www.twitch.tv/skylarcreateshttps://www.twitch.tv/strange_loopehttps://www.podpage.com/the-monsters-lair/Swiss Navyhttps://swissnavy.com/Support the show

Send us a textThe mighty three assemble to analyze the Beaveman's dreams. That's analyze, get your mind out of the gutter. What are dreams? What is waking? What does it all mean? Well, you won't get real answers to any of those questions if you listen to this podcast, but you will have a laugh. Get ready for some classic cringy moments with Ronz. This episode does not disappoint. Comedian Mike Cotayo Informationhttps://linktr.ee/funnymanmikeFriends of the Showhttps://www.twitch.tv/skylarcreateshttps://www.podpage.com/the-monsters-lair/https://swissnavy.com/Support the show

Send us a textThe Beaveman turns 50 this week and predicts his next 100 years of life. Cyborg parts (man parts specifically), contributions to mankind, and ridiculous predictions. Join us for completely pointless conversations, jokes and general BS. Thank you for supporting the show. Upcoming shows and all things Mike Cotayo, the newest member of the Slaptail Squadhttps://linktr.ee/funnymanmikeSlaptail Squad Pickshttps://www.twitch.tv/skylarcreateshttps://www.podpage.com/the-monsters-lair/https://www.twitch.tv/strange_loopehttps://swissnavy.com/Support the show

Send us a textThis week the squad is at full force to hang out and have a fun conversation about being a performance whore. Oh, you don't know what a performance whore is? Guess you have to join us for a ridiculous and fun conversation. It's all for fun. Thank you for joining us for a laugh or two. If you are going to be in the Durham, NC area on 3/10/2023 and you want to see Mike Cotayo in person, you can catch him at, "The Complex." See the link in the show notes for ticket information. Mike Cotayo Info. and Show Info. https://www.eventbrite.com/e/unfiltered-funny-tickets-551570912447https://linktr.ee/funnymanmikeFriends of the Showhttps://www.twitch.tv/skylarcreateshttps://www.podpage.com/the-monsters-lair/https://www.twitch.tv/strange_loopeSupport the show

Send us a textThe Slaptail Squad is back after being knocked down by COVID for a couple of weeks. This week Swan and the Beaveman have a conversation with comedian Mike Cotayo about the institute of marriage. The Beaveman looks at it like a corporation that may split, diversify, and possibly bring on additional staff. Hang out for a fun, offensive conversation. Thank you all for listening and joining us. Slaptail Squad RecommendationsMike Cotayo's informationhttps://linktr.ee/funnymanmikehttps://www.twitch.tv/skylarcreateshttps://www.twitch.tv/strange_loopehttps://www.podpage.com/the-monsters-lair/https://swissnavy.com/Support the show

Send us a textNot part two but a totally new conversation with our new friend of the show Mike Cotayo. This week the Beaveman and Swan have a casual conversation about penises with Mike as well as other strange topics, but mostly penises. Check out our show links for information on how to see all things Mike Cotayo and for his upcoming show dates. He will be at the Loony Bin in Little Rock AR from February 8-11, 2023https://www.funnymanmike.com/showshttps://lr.loonybincomedy.com/ComedyClub/46a4734a-d472-4d42-9712-3574fd06ed97/Little_RockMore Friends of the Showhttps://www.twitch.tv/skylarcreateshttps://www.podpage.com/the-monsters-lair/https://www.twitch.tv/strange_loopehttps://swissnavy.com/Korean Hot dog videohttps://youtu.be/4nZGIRnzIFMSupport the show

Send us a textOn this episode, the Squad welcomes Funny Man Mike Cotayo. Mike was a good sport and he answered the Squad's questions about stand-up comedy, poop dreams, IBS, and was even gracious enough to participate in Tromondae's Pride-Side Chat. Please see the show notes for important social media links for Mike Cotayo and information on his upcoming shows. Thank you all for listening!Show NotesMike Cotayo important information on social media and upcoming events and showshttps://linktr.ee/funnymanmikehttps://www.facebook.com/FunnyManMikehttps://www.tiktok.com/@funnymanmikechttps://www.instagram.com/funnymanmikecotayo/Support the show

Send us a textHave you ever been sitting there, enjoying a show, when you see something off? Well, that's what happens from time to time. It happened to the Beaveman. He was watching a show and noticed a physical exam finding on an actor and was immediately concerned. But what can you do when that happens? Can you even contact the actor? You can attempt it, for the right amount of money apparently. Also this week, you can look forward to a healthy dose of anger and frustration from the Beaveman. Thanks for listening!Slaptail Squad Recommendationshttps://www.twitch.tv/skylarcreateshttps://www.podpage.com/the-monsters-lair/https://www.twitch.tv/strange_loopehttps://swissnavy.com/Support the show

Send us a textOn this episode of the Slaptail Squad, the Swan and the Beaveman tell the story of Swan's experience as a patient. Is this the death of the profession of nursing? Is medicine any better than it was 15 years ago? You have to listen to find out. If you like this podcast you may enjoy listening or watching our friends of the showhttps://www.twitch.tv/skylarcreateshttps://m.twitch.tv/strange_loope/homehttps://www.podpage.com/the-monsters-lair/and of course, never be dry again with Swiss Navyhttps://swissnavy.com/Support the show

Send us a textThis week the Slaptail Squad unites to discuss a bizarre interaction the Beaveman experienced when he was on his son's Twitch Stream. Some knob called in and professed his lamentation over the loss of his foreskin for 30 minutes. You guessed it, the Beaveman can't let it go so this entire podcast is about how ridiculous the Beaveman believes this cause is. Should I protest to protect a woman's right to abortion? Nah, let me protest about the loss of my foreskin because I'm a middle-aged white dude obsessed with my penis. You get the point. Join us for this ridiculous conversation about a ridiculous topic. If you like this podcast you may enjoy the content of some of our friends of the show. Podcasthttps://www.podpage.com/the-monsters-lair/Twitch Streamershttps://www.twitch.tv/skylarcreateshttps://www.twitch.tv/strange_loopeProductshttps://swissnavy.com/Support the show

Send us a textHappy Holidays from the members of the Slaptail Squad to you! On this episode, the Beaveman expresses his opinion about persons that approach the world with a closed mind. It sounds deep, but it isn't because the squad follows that up with a ridiculous spelling bee, prideside chat, the Beaveman's lament that he never became a famous porn director/producer, and everyone's crush on The Rock. We hope you listen to this episode at the family meal. That should spark some interesting conversations. Here is some of our picks this week of things to watch. Black AdamQ-ForceWhat If...? (Marvel) If you like this podcast you may enjoy listening or viewing some of our friends. https://www.podpage.com/the-monsters-lair/https://www.twitch.tv/skylarcreateshttps://www.twitch.tv/strange_loopeand of course this producthttps://swissnavy.com/Support the show

Send us a textOn this episode of the Slaptail Squad, the squad welcomes friend of the show JD from the Monsters Lair Podcast. It's Christmas time. Is there a better time of the year than now to ask a Satanist about his religion? Probably, but we did it anyway. Thanks for joining us for a fun conversation. You will never learn anything from this group of idiots. That's what makes it fun. If you like this podcast. Please check out these other content creators. https://www.podpage.com/the-monsters-lair/https://www.twitch.tv/skylarcreateshttps://www.twitch.tv/strange_loopeAnd of course for all your holiday needshttps://swissnavy.com/Support the show

Send us a textAfter a week off, through no fault of the Beaveman (he accidentally erased an entire episode), the Squad returns. This week the Beaveman shares some of the questions he has received from listeners on a certain app he occasionally does talks on. Clearly they are just sending random questions to random hosts because if they actually listened to the Beaveman's talks, they would know he was going to make fun of them. Have you heard this podcast? Also, chuge, you have to listen to hear the definition of that one. Thanks to all of our listeners for their support. If you like the Slaptail Squad, you may like to listen, view, and or sample some products from the friends of the show. Please see the show links. Friends of the showhttps://swissnavy.com/https://www.twitch.tv/skylarcreateshttps://www.twitch.tv/strange_loopehttps://www.podpage.com/the-monsters-lair/Support the show

Send us a textThe squad unites prior to Thanksgiving for a typical conversation. It is full of laughter, amazing comedy, sick burns, and deep insights. Unfortunately, the Beaveman did not hit record, so you missed all that and you get this. It is still pretty solid. Sorry, not sorry, you missed it. Happy time of thanks to all of you. We are so thankful for our listeners. If you like this podcast, please check out some of our friends of the show on podcast and streaming platforms. https://www.twitch.tv/skylarcreateshttps://www.twitch.tv/strange_loopehttps://www.podpage.com/the-monsters-lair/and of course our product recommendationhttps://swissnavy.com/Support the show

Send us a textThis week on the Slaptail Squad, the Beaveman shares his reflection on a typical, frustrating conversation with one-half of his parental unit.  Is he alone, or is it common for children to get annoyed by their parents, regardless of their age? The conversation continues with observations of comedy during the pandemic and a complete ignorance about fish and fish related anatomy. We never claimed to be intelligent remember? Thank you all for joining us. We hope you enjoy our podcast as much as we enjoy bringing it to you. Please check our friends of the show!https://www.twitch.tv/skylarcreateshttps://www.twitch.tv/strange_loopehttps://www.podpage.com/the-monsters-lair/https://swissnavy.com/Support the show

Send us a textThe squad unites this week to talk mostly about the crap that annoys the Beaveman. Any guesses? When he isn't complaining, he issues a happy birthday to the Marine Corps and a heartfelt shout-out to all the veterans. Mostly he complains. Toenails, gross!Thank you all for joining us. We really appreciate the opportunity to virtually spend time with you. Please see the show notes for Slaptail Squad recommendations. https://swissnavy.com/https://www.twitch.tv/skylarcreateshttps://www.podpage.com/the-monsters-lair/https://www.twitch.tv/strange_loopeSupport the show

Send us a textWelcome to Season 4! After a break, the Slaptail Squad is back. On this episode the Squad catches up. What has everyone been doing? The Beaveman went hunting. Swan and the Beaveman, "adopted," a grown man. Tromondae refuses to commit a crime, and old-man Ronz couldn't remember what he did. Best of all, the Squad provides some very out-dated dating tips. We would not recommend trying them now. It's great to be back. Get ready for a ridiculous ride on season 4!Thank you to all of our supporters and friends of the show. https://www.twitch.tv/skylarcreateshttps://m.twitch.tv/strange_loope/homehttps://www.podpage.com/the-monsters-lair/https://swissnavy.com/Support the show

Send us a textJust like the title implies, this is the last episode of season 3. After this episode the Squad is going dark until the first week of November. Join us this week as the Squad unites for a conversation in complete idiocy. The Beaveman introduces a medical metric of interest to help determine relative risk. Ronz amazes the squad with his incredible impressions, and Tromondae presents a dialogue as the beloved, "Mother Bernice." During our absence we will be diligently brainstorming the next season. Please take this opportunity to listen to some of our previous podcasts. The Beaveman will provide links each week to some of the squads favorite episodes. Thank you all for partaking in season 3. Here is to many more seasons together as a Slaptail Nation!https://theslaptailsquad.buzzsprout.comhttps://theslaptailsquad.buzzsprout.com/sharehttps://swissnavy.com/Support the show

Send us a textPretty sure the Beaveman is a drone. The squad unites just so the Beaveman can tell them that they are a group of boring individuals leading unfulfilled lives. Who among us is leading their best lives? If you are, then good for you. Clearly we are not. This is not a self-help podcast. We are just having some fun. This is the next-to-last podcast of the season. Thank you all for joining us. https://theslaptailsquad.buzzsprout.comhttps://theslaptailsquad.buzzsprout.com/sharehttps://swissnavy.com/Support the show

Send us a textThe squad assembles to thank our loyal listeners for, well, listening. It is a time to get together and discuss the trajectory of the podcast according to the individual members. Don't worry, there are plenty of side conversations and amusing stories. Look forward to future sound bites as provided by Ronz. He likes to say things that can easily be utilized later out of context. Also, the Beaveman takes a moment to make fun of the CDC. Please see the show notes for a link to the CDC site regarding monkeypox safe sex recommendations. The Ronz provides a very vague movie recommendation. There is a link in the show notes (btw Beaveman watched the trailer and can't wait to see the movie). By the way, if you are wondering what the background noise is that you are hearing when Swan and the Beaveman talk, wonder no longer. It is the sound of the great outdoors at night and not interference. We apologize if it is distracting but it was a beautiful evening. Sincerely, thank you for listening. https://www.cdc.gov/poxvirus/monkeypox/prevention/sexual-health.htmlhttps://youtu.be/BQIeBB9XMe8https://swissnavy.com/https://theslaptailsquad.buzzsprout.comhttps://theslaptailsquad.buzzsprout.com/shareSupport the show

Send us a textI'm not sure what the big deal is really. People seem to be afraid of quitting or failing. Really, it can be quite enjoyable. Join the squad this week as the Beaveman tries to convince the fellow squad members that quitting can be fun. Thank you to all of our listeners for joining us weekly and taking part in just a bit of idiocy. https://theslaptailsquad.buzzsprout.comhttps://theslaptailsquad.buzzsprout.com/sharehttps://swissnavy.com/Support the show

Send us a textDon't blame the monkey for Monkey Pox. Just a bit of a public service message from the Slaptail Squad. So where did it come from? Was it that pesky 5G signal? Was it created in a lab and unleashed on the world? Is it a little something extra in that COVID-19 shot you got? Or, wait for it, is it just a virus that has been around a really long time that we just happen to be currently spreading? You are not going to learn anything from this podcast. It is just for fun. Of note, we are looking for additional cast members. If you are interested in interviewing, please contact us at [email protected] always, thanks for listening!https://theslaptailsquad.buzzsprout.comhttps://theslaptailsquad.buzzsprout.com/sharehttps://swissnavy.com/Support the show

Send us a textThinking about time travel can really mess with your head. Don't worry, the Slaptail Squad can explain it perfectly. They really can't. As always, you will never learn anything by listening to this show. It is purely for entertainment purposes. Check out some time travel movies just for fun. Here is a question to ponder that we briefly touched on this podcast. Is the movie, "Groundhog Day," starring Bill Murray about time travel?Don't worry, as always, the Beaveman goes off on Ronz. Perhaps he is being too harsh? You gotta love the Ronz. Thank you all for listening. Please see our show notes for some podcasts that members of the show enjoy. We love to promote other podcasters in our community. Also, please visit Swiss Navy and check out their products and never be dry again. https://theslaptailsquad.buzzsprout.comhttps://theslaptailsquad.buzzsprout.com/sharehttps://swissnavy.com/https://www.podpage.com/the-monsters-lair/https://thechalkcheeseshow.com/Support the show

Send us a textIt is the return of angry Beaveman, hopefully for just one episode. During a typical drive down the road, the Beaveman was listening to a comedy station. He heard a certain comedian doing a bit. Instead of laughing, he became angry. As an adult, he exercised his option to change the channel, but he had already heard enough. Insult him if you will, but when you insult nurses, well he tends to get a bit miffed. Join us for the angry rants of the Beaveman. Please share with your nurse friends to let them know that the members of the Slaptail Squad are so proud of the efforts of all of our healthcare heroes. This has been a devastating three years. We are not asking you to bash this comedian. We just want you to know that no matter what, the Beaveman and the Swan have your back. The Beaveman did issue a friendly challenge. Sort of friendly.Don't worry, at some point, the Ronz gets yelled at. Please see the youtube link to this comedian's bit. We realize it will get him views which is clearly not our intention. https://theslaptailsquad.buzzsprout.comhttps://theslaptailsquad.buzzsprout.com/sharehttps://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=joe+derosa+nurseshttps://swissnavy.com/Support the show

Send us a textYes you heard him right, the Beaveman does not believe that romantic love exists. He believes that true love is what we feel for our children and our dog. Evidence of this can be seen with our fondness of songs that we believe erroneously are love songs. The Beaveman provides two examples. Additionally, this podcast is a great example of the patience and tolerance that the Swan has when it comes to the Beaveman. We all know how much he loves comedy. You can catch a glimpse of his work in progress for his stand up routine by listening to his description of how the Swan makes their marriage interesting. Please, don't steal the material (as if it is that good). Thanks for listening!https://theslaptailsquad.buzzsprout.comhttps://theslaptailsquad.buzzsprout.com/sharehttps://swissnavy.com/Support the show

Send us a textThe Beaveman loves the genre of movies and TV that represent the Rom-Com. Can the real-life version of the Rom-Com exist? The Beaveman does not think so. The world would be so much more interesting if they did. What about the bromance? Can the bromance exist in a world such as ours, or would the powers at be do everything to destroy it? Incidentally, if you are worried that the Ronz makes it through this entire episode unscathed because he was on his best behavior and made no mistakes, well, your worries are unfounded. Don't worry, he screws up almost immediately. https://theslaptailsquad.buzzsprout.comhttps://theslaptailsquad.buzzsprout.com/sharehttps://swissnavy.com/Support the show

Send us a textYup, ya dead! Now what? Can't just let this thing sit here, or could you? What options do you have? Well, you are dead, so you don't have options, but your friends and family do. I can think of quite a few. This week on the Slaptail Squad, the squad talks about the different methods of, well, getting rid of the final remains of the human body. Do you want to be buried, burned, turned into soup, or hung in a basket in a tree? Maybe you want to be left on a mountain top for the carrion eaters to chew on your flesh and organs a bit. Whatever makes you happy. No, f that, don't just get embalmed and buried you selfish turd. Thanks for joining us for a bit of fun. Please see the show links for some fun videos on YouTube and of course  Swiss Navy. https://theslaptailsquad.buzzsprout.com/sharehttps://theslaptailsquad.buzzsprout.comhttps://swissnavy.com/https://youtu.be/hPyTHzNapDshttps://youtu.be/pWo2-LHwGMMhttps://youtu.be/TzCFGLk2sk0Support the show

Send us a textThis week on the Slaptail Squad, the Beaveman gives a preview of his plans for a new segment or a completely new podcast. Squad member Swan and friend of the show Skylar join him for this brief look into the most prevalent roundworm infection in the world. Please see the show links for fun videos, images, articles and websites. Let us know if you think this should be a periodic installment on the show or if you think this would make a fun, new podcast as part of the Slaptail Nation network. [Patient examples as cited by the Beaveman are purely fictional and created for the podcast]https://www.cghjournal.org/article/S1542-3565(06)00265-5/fulltext#relatedArticleshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ascariasishttps://www.cdc.gov/parasites/ascariasis/gen_info/faqs.htmlhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsA559AzQoghttps://swissnavy.com/https://theslaptailsquad.buzzsprout.comhttps://theslaptailsquad.buzzsprout.com/shareSupport the show

Send us a textThis week on the Slaptail Squad, the Beaveman did the unthinkable. He started the podcast and didn't hit record. What followed was 17 minutes of a very funny conversation that is now lost to the universe. The squad rallied and drove on. They talked about animal-human diseases, prairie dogs vs. prairie-doggin, and the importance of not importing pets. The Beaveman recounts memories of baseball and his childhood. Apparently uncovering some unrealized trauma, yikes!The Swan administers a rather lame version of the Family Feud, and the Ronz fixates on lube. Thankfully Tromondae was present as the only voice of reason. https://theslaptailsquad.buzzsprout.comhttps://theslaptailsquad.buzzsprout.com/sharehttps://swissnavy.com/Support the show

Send us a textThis week on the Slaptail Squad, the squad is at full strength and it is a perfect time to have a fun conversation. The Beaveman provides a bit of an artificial intelligence update at the top of the podcast for those of you that care. Then the conversation quickly segued to discussion about family gatherings. It should be a happy discussion but the Beaveman really just wants to know if any of the squad members dreams of punching one of their family members like he often does.  Best of all there is a very endearing story about the Swan's elderly grandmother's fun experience with,"thought it was this but it was that."Tromondae is present this week so we honor our tradition of Prideside Chat with Tromondae. As per norm, Ronz asks a dumb question. We do it for the funny. Thanks for joining us. If you like this podcast, please leave a review, share with friends, and visit our sponsor and our podcast friend recommendations. You can find this information in the show notes. https://theslaptailsquad.buzzsprout.comhttps://theslaptailsquad.buzzsprout.com/sharehttps://swissnavy.com/https://www.podpage.com/the-monsters-lair/Support the show

Send us a textSometimes the Beaveman just really wishes he could have replacement parts. It is tough getting older and having aches and pains, but comedy helps. Maybe the tech will be available in the next 10-20 years, or is it here now? This week the squad has a casual conversation about AI, cyborg parts, and of course, fembots. It is no surprise that the Beaveman wants more than one. It is also no surprise that he welcomes our mechanized/robot overlords and wishes to merge with them. Apparently he idolized the old school Darth Vader way too much.  Thanks to JD from the Monster's Lair podcast for joining the squad for a completely ridiculous conversation. Check out his podcast, "The Monster's Lair," for all things spooky. Slaptail Squad approved! https://theslaptailsquad.buzzsprout.comhttps://theslaptailsquad.buzzsprout.comhttps://swissnavy.com/https://www.podpage.com/the-monsters-lair/Support the show

Send us a textThis is a completely ridiculous, scenario based question. What if God chose you to be the next prophet, savior, what have you? What would you need to make believers out of the rest of the world? How can you save the universe and defeat the forces of evil that are waging war on the forces of good? Would you need some sick powers? Maybe the ability to never have to poop again? You can see where our mind goes. Join us for a mildly amusing conversation among the squad members. https://theslaptailsquad.buzzsprout.comhttps://theslaptailsquad.buzzsprout.com/sharehttps://swissnavy.com/Support the show

Send us a textThe Squad professes their love for true crime. They are not alone. Humans seem to be fascinated with true crime. The question is, why? How about our obsession with love stories, either real or actualized in entertainment? Maybe you enjoy a good bromance, like the Beaveman. Join the squad for a typical goofy conversation. Hopefully you can hear the swan, who for some reason decided it was acceptable to have her microphone off for 20 minutes of the podcast. Thanks for listening!https://theslaptailsquad.buzzsprout.comhttps://swissnavy.com/Support the show

Send us a textThe Swan is back from a grueling outdoor adventure. She left a confirmed athlete, and returned a survivalist. She is basically a delta force-green beret-ranger-SEAL-force recon-combat controller. She allows the other squad members an opportunity to benefit from her new, extensive knowledge by imparting wisdom. Remember how we always say you won't learn anything by listening to this podcast? That hasn't changed, but maybe we will make you smile or laugh. Happy Pride month everyone!Please support our show by supporting our friends by checking out the links below. https://theslaptailsquad.buzzsprout.comhttps://swissnavy.com/https://www.podpage.com/the-monsters-lair/Support the show

Send us a textWhy do you want to pretend to be something you are not? What do you have to gain? Maybe you are not a poser, maybe you don't think you are exaggerating. What happens when someone calls you on it? What then? Do you continue the lie?  Join us for the idiocy that is the Slaptail Squad. Don't worry, we get side-tracked and talk about other things as well. Like health disparity, mental health, and Pride month.  https://theslaptailsquad.buzzsprout.comhttps://swissnavy.com/Support the show