This is our Halloween episode and SPOILER, we do not mention Halloween one time.This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

Our fans deserve better which is why I had to record this one.This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

I miss one week and the whole show goes into a shithole. I get an audio file I have to do massive cleaning up on, my name is flagrantly sullied and an outsider is allowed in to sabotage us. I hope you guys like an hour of local Detroit references and ZERO trending topics.This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

We're trying to be a more relevant podcastThis podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

We got Ian's ass in this one. Brrrrak Brrrrrrak.This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

John is back and he's ready to party.This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

Woof Woof, the dogs are hereThis podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

Ian had a little vocal faux pas. He's also going to a music festival and the thought of it just makes me and John want to nap.This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

After all this time doing this show John finally starts trying to be topical and bring up the taliban. Something none of us is prepared to talk about. Me and Ian were tired as shit this whole episode.This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

John is back and I'm not going to lie, noticeable dip in the quality of the show. Despite that, I think you'll enjoy Ian's story about going to jail school.This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

We may have just recorded our best episode ever and there's no coincidence that it may have just happened because John no call no showed on us.This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

Technology and God tried to stop us but they cannot. We are determined to release for you, our fan, this conversation about how all three of us are actually the opposite sexuality we claim we are.This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

Ian had to move his parents to Connecticut under very sketchy conditions.This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

Ian reveals his secret identity for the first time to the world.This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

Ian finally got his X-Runner. I got to the mall. Ian tells us about being totally disrespected by a rapper.This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

Ian and John totally disrespect my totally random and not planned out music choice. There's also no way I could ever be a professional fighter.This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

Ian came groveling back asking for his position back. We took him back on the show but at a lesser role.This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

Ian quit the podcast so welcome to the new "Alex Bozinovic Experience" (ABE) Podcast. My first guest. Local Detroit real estate agent John Mahar. Give me a couple weeks to finish the full rebrand.This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

Come and recharge your soul with us.This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

In this one Ian makes up a pretty pathetic excuse for why he couldn't come over my house and man up against me in Mortal Kombat. It's pretty sad.This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

Welcome to our new business venture.This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

The Wet Boys comin' to ur erreaThis podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

I saw the Qanon documentary this week and talked about it. Ian made wild accusations of Space X astronauts eating each other in space and John just takes up space as usual.This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

John and Ian bickered a lot in this one. It was hard to get a word in because they were having a tiff.This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

This is the hot brown episode.This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

** Warning ** Me and John just found out we were doing a podcast with a criminal with no regard for Corporations and how hard they work. If you're triggered easily, you may want to skip this one.This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

Ian destroyed the studio in this one. He left without cleaning up his mess. We'll be instituting a strict no food or drink policy in the studio going forward.This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

For any complaints about episodes getting posted late please DM John, @juanadog on Twitter and @_grandjuan_ on IG. He continues to put the best interests of his "clients" before you, our listeners and it keeps delaying our posting schedule. Also, Ian had his mind blown by what sounded like a pretty average mom and pop gas station convenience store.This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

We must apologize for no episode last week, life threw me a curveball and since Ian and John are hopeless without me the show wasn't able to go on. We talked about a lot of stuff. I found out Ian doesn't know what Goatse is. John further shows us he has an incredibly bad palate and Milo isn't gay anymore (lol).This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

Ian gets exposed in this one for only doing the podcast to trick John into taking him grocery shopping. I was incredibly tired on this one.This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

We're not treading any new ground here but when you're dealing with a media figure so large you can't ignore it. Rest In Piss Rush. We also talk about Mars and Metallica failing to rock on Twitch.This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

Ian had a brush with the law last week and it's John's fault. We all share our ghost stories.This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

Ian had a friend that stabbed himself in the leg on the bus ride to school in middle school and didn't tell anyone. John once again demonstrates he has the worst palate imaginable. We explain why Alex couldn't lose in this years super bowl.This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

Once again, Ian holds up the whole show because of his poor time management. We recorded this one two hours later than usual. Me and John got into the meme stock game this week. John is heart broken over the loss of the only man he's ever loved, Matthew Stafford. Ian breaks down the Bigfoot phenomenon and we take some creative liberties with our summary of the movie "Up".This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

Our pal Justin McLeod joins us in this one. Ian tries to share his pocket salami with us. Like, literal pocket salami. Not a euphemism.This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

John tells on himself about shaming his daughter for watching Anime. Ian sells his body for favors. Alex is really turned on by basketball players that can rebound the ball.This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

John and Ian are back from their trip to Washington DC this week and they're ready to tell us all about it.This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

It says more about you than us that you didn't think we meant cats in that title.This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

I decided to bring back the show. The late episode had nothing to do with the holiday. It was all me contemplating the future of this show and deciding to give John and Ian one more chance.This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

John and Ian are toast. This is going to be a new era for this show.This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

We provide an update on Ian's shape shifting octopus story. We talk about some other stuff too. The tension between Ian and John in this one was palpable.This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

We super spreaded them turkey cheeks last week. Ian folds under pressure. Also, for the record, Rasheed Wallace is from Philadelphia and the NBA does penalize players for smoking Marijuana so John can shut his trap. John also reveals that he is a philistine with a baby’s palate.This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

We don't play by the rules. That's why this episode is coming out late and not because I totally forgot to post it last week.This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

This is the official burnt butt hole episode. Check it out.This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

We talked about drugs in this one a little bit. We debate gorillas vs. bears. Ian is unruly as usual. Photo by Justin Jason Unsplash: https://unsplash.com/@fakeglasses?utm_source=unsplash&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=creditCopyTextThis podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

Ian is surly in this one because he couldn't find John's new house. We breakdown our favorite porn sites. Ian has been fired from several jobs for fighting co-workers.This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

John objectified me in this one. It was uncomfortable.This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

This is episode one from the brand new Burt Selleck studio, aka, my spare bedroom. We do a deep dive on Ian's family tree in this one.This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy