Steve Hurley, aka Tit Pig (rip), gets brought back up when John tells us about the priest at his church growing up having sex with his fish tank.This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

Nick is back and almost tears the show apart. But mine and John's bond is too strong to be broken, we finally resolved it.This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

Nick was absent again from the podcast but this time it wasn't his fault. It was John inability to live up to the standards we've set for ourselves at Burt Selleck Industries and we have a long chat about what I expect going forward.This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

I've been really disappointed this week between Nick's truancy and John's lack of respect for a hard earned dollar.This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

We teach John about Andrew Tate. We also learn some sordid details of his past and his elementary school teachers.This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

We get into it this week. We're talking Mongolians. We're talking Greeks. We're talking Europeans. This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

Nick came back and he was sassy as ever. We did a funny riff about Andy Dufresne's penis. This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

Nick got strike 2 for no show/no calling again. He has one strike and 3 outs left and we're going to have to reevaluate his membership of this podcast.This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

We have innovated once again for you. Our listeners. It took a gay man to introduce to you, the BREASTIBULE. (Gloryholes but for boobs)This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

Nick opens up in this one and let's himself be vulnerable as he shares his art with us.This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

We go deep inside the mind of a pervert this week. John talks about what it takes to be a top real estate agent.This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

Stabbed in the back once again, but don't worry, me and John hold it down like the professionals that we are.This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

John stormed off after this one. He talked about pirates for a bout 20 minutes. We slotted him for at least 45 then me and Nick had to play clean up.This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

hi, this is john, alex got pissed and just hit stop and left the room. stay tuned for our pirate episode next week.This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

We get deep in this one. I correctly question the true outcome of the American Revolution and John chooses to undermine me with his state sponsored propaganda. We also ask AI to draw Gilbert Gottfried in the womb.This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

I'm back from having COVID. Nick huffed poppers tonight and we found out John has had sex on most of the greatest wonders of the world.This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

We talk about each other's wrestler persona. We determine that Nick would be a manager.This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

John is the Thanos of hard penises. Nick reveals that he is a communist (he doesn't like videogame fishing). I'm butt chugging water weekly. Happy 4th.This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

Don't blame me for this being one day late, blame John for allowing our podcast platform for going down all night. Nick learns the hard way to never meet your heroes in this one. John's Grandpa is a man now. I think my dentist was making sexual advances on his assistant when I was kid.This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

We've hit the milestone 100th episode. Nick's mom is helping arming children on the eastern front or something.This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

Nick Kelley joins us again and we talk about the glory days of high school baseball and we figure out John's WWF character.This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

Ya'll messed up now. We made the conscious decision to be UNDENIABLE. It's over for you clowns.This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

Ian came crawling back as we tell a tale of alliance, heartbreak and intimidation.This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

We have our friend Nick Kelley on the show, he talks about meeting the guy that sings the Lion's song at the Lion's game at a bar once. John also reads us an excerpt from his novel which is in progress titled "The Irrevenant."This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

We tried to do something very special for you guys and record a 6 hour podcast, but John as always distracted me and some where around hour 5 hours and 45 minutes I realized we didn't get any of John's audio, so we did a one hour recap of all the things we talked about in the 5 hours instead. We talked about the T-1000, AI, the new Kendrick Lamar album, the fact that I'm smarter than John because I went to three different colleges before I even got one bachelor's degree and he just went to one in that same timeframe. We go deep in this one folks.This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

It's the beginning of the new era. Ian left us high and dry. He says he's going to get himself setup to record remote, but we'll believe it when we see it. Neither one of us knows anything about the Johnny Depp/Amber Heard trial but we talk about it anyway. John and I were driving home from Indianapolis last weekend and John got shook when I shared my Biggie murder theory with him. I also talk about the time me and my friends got tailed by a pimp when we were in college.This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

Our little prodigy is leaving us. Well, maybe. We're going to setup some remote recording capabilities for Ian. But, in all honesty, we'll all probably be way to lazy to actually do it. But that is the intent, and intent is all that matters.This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

We have a huge announcement that's going to change the BS multi-verse for permanent.This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

Ian's butt is in heat. I'm starting a summer thirst trap IG, follow it here @pit_bear_.This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

We uncover one of the most disgusting conspiracies to ever be conspired involving, Bill Gates, Michael Vick and Sasquatch. You won't want to miss this one.This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

We discovered a new genre of music today and wrote an award winning Super Bowl Ad live on the air. We also took 3 coffee breaks so we could keep our energy up.This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

We decided that we are like the A-Team and that Ian is Murdoch, John is BA and I'm a combination of Face/Hannibal. Ian and John also don't know the difference between venomous and poisonous.This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

We're back. I had a fun week in New York, I met some celebrities, ate some good food and hung out at the NY Eagle on jockstrap night. John went to Vegas but wouldn't talk about it. Ian had gay sex.This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

This was supposed to post as last weeks episode but I ran out of town before my flight out of town to post it. We were supposed to do a new episode tonight but my flight home got delayed 3 times. You'll get a new episode mid-week and next Sunday.In the meantime, this was released a few weeks ago on Dead Waves Radio one of the many other very funny podcasts on the Joy Road Media network.Dead Waves is an improvised call in advice radio show hosted by Lilith, a psychic radio host, with help from her ghostly husband Jack and their demon housemate Grem. We called them looking for advice on better communication techniques.** spoiler alert **They couldn't help us. Go subscribe to their podcast as well.This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

Ian showed up to the recording today visible intoxicated so we had to give him his written warning. As of the posting of this episode he is in his 90-day probationary period.This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

John finally came out to himself and now we don't have to feel like we're walking on nacho shells anymore when we're around him.This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

Ian didn't distract me this week so I got the audio right. We go about 50 minutes before we mention the Super Bowl once. John and I learn that there is a puppet master behind the scenes manipulating the pod and Ian has been allowing it to happen.This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

Well, Ian ruined another recording. When I was setting up the mic channels he distracted me and I didn't route his mic to the software. I did what I could to salvage this episode because we covered VERY important topics like how mankind could possibly survive impending climate doom. Blame Ian for the sound quality.This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

We were mistaken, John did not die last week. But Ian did die this week. We had our friend Dwayne Duke on this week because I'm an old man and crossed who I was sending our zoom link too. Dwayne is a very funny comic from Cleveland, OH. He produces the Midwest Queer Comedy Festival and will be headlining The Independent Comedy Club on February 18-19, so get some tickets. Also follow him on Twitter @funnydwayneduke or @lifesaparty or on Instagram @funnydwayneThis podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

John died again and Ian goes off. No one is safe, everyone gets it in this one.This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

I unleash my pitch perfect Anton Chigurh impression on the world and of course Ian and John do not appreciate me.This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

Our friend Nick Kelley sat in with the boys. Ian almost got beat up at the Lion's game.This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

John didn't die from COVID. His immune system wasn't as impotent as I thought. He also thought one of the best games at launch of the original Xbox was Spiderman. He also didn't know what tres leches cake was. He's such a boomer.This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

John is going to die of COVID but more importantly GTA Definitive Collection sucks ass and we talk about that.This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

John is back from China and it's the first time we've been in the same room since '86. The Lions won today and John didn't go to the game and Ian didn't offer me John's unused ticket.This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

We're back after a week off from scouting locations in Asia for the Burt Selleck Bathhouse. John stayed behind to finalize the paperwork.This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

Ian did some further site research for the bathhouse this week and caught a little cold while purveying some land in China. My cat took a dump that came from the 10th level of hell and the show suffered for it.This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

Ian was out in the field scouting locations for the Burt Selleck Bathhouse. Me and John watched Giraffe's fighting each other.This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy