60 Seconds for Motivate Your Monday: How Does it Get Any Better Than William Tell Momisms to Launch Your Week?
Hello to you listening in Galiano Island, B.C. Canada!Coming to you from Whidbey Island, Washington this is Stories From Women Who Walk with 60 Seconds for Motivate Your Monday and your host, Diane Wyzga.Maybe like me your mom said: “You’re the oldest! You should know better.” Why? You think I went to Know Better School?But I can’t blame my mom; it seems that they all went to Mom School. How else do you explain that what moms say to their children day in and day out is understood practically all over the world?Take 3 minutes to listen to stand-up comedian Anita Renfroe sum up all the things that a mother says to her children - Momisms - set to the William Tell Overture. See how many you remember from your childhood. And which you say today to motivate your own kids.Click HERE to listen to the Official YouTube VersionLyrics in the Episode Notes if you want to sing along:William Tell Momisms LyricsGet up now, get up now, get up out of bedWash your face, brush your teeth, comb your sleepy headHere's your clothes and your shoes, hear the words I saidGet up now, get up and make your bedAre you hot? Are you cold? Are you wearing that?Where’s your books and your lunch and your homework at?Grab your coat and your gloves and your scarf and hatDon't forget you gotta feed the catEat your breakfast, the experts tell usIt's the most important meal of allTake your vitamins so you will grow upOne day to be big and tallPlease remember the orthodontist will beSeeing you at three todayDon’t forget your piano lesson isThis afternoon so you must playDon't shovel, chew slowly, but hurry, the bus is hereBe careful, come back here, did you wash behind your ears?Play outside, don't play rough, would you just play fair?Be polite, make a friend, don't forget to shareWork it out, wait your turn, never take a dareGet along, don't make me come down there Clean your room, fold your clothes, put your stuff awayMake your bed, do it now, do we have all day?Were you born in a barn? Would you like some hayCan you even hear a word I say?Answer the phone, get off the phoneDon't sit so close, turn it down, no texting at the tableNo more computer time tonightYour ipod's my ipod if you don't listen upWhere you going and with whomAnd what time do you think you’re coming home?Saying thank you, please, excuse meMakes you welcome everywhere you roamYou’ll appreciate my wisdom somedayWhen you're older and you’re grownCan't wait 'til you have a couple littleChildren of your ownYou'll thank me for the counsel I gave you so willinglyBut right now I thank you not to roll your eyes at meClose your mouth when you chew, would appreciateTake a bite maybe two of the stuff you hateUse your fork, do not you burp or I’ll set you straightEat the food I put upon your plate Get an A, get the door, don't get smart with meGet a grip, get in here or I'll count to 3Get a job, get a life, get a PhDGet a dose of...I don't care who started itYou're grounded until your 36Get your story straightAnd tell the truth for once for heaven's sakeAndIf all your friendsJumped off a cliffWould you jump too?If I've said it once, I've said at leastA thousand times before thatYou're too old to act this wayIt must be your father's DNALook at me when I am talkingStand up straighter when you walkA place for everythingAnd everything must be in placeStop crying or I'll give you something real to cry aboutOh! Brush your teeth, wash your face, get your PJs onGet in bed, get a hug, say a prayer with momDon't forget I love you *kiss*AndTomorrow we will do this all againBecause a mom's work never endsYou don't need the reason whyBecause, because, because, becauseI said so, I said so, I said so, I said soI'm the Mom, the mom, the mom, the momThe momTa-da!You’re invited: “Come for the stories - stay for the magic!” Speaking of magic, would you subscribe, share a 5-star rating + nice review on your social media or podcast channel of choice, and join us next time!Meanwhile, stop by my Quarter Moon Story Arts website to:✓ Check out What I Offer,✓ Arrange your free Story Session call + Bonus gift,✓ Opt In to my monthly Newsletter for valuable tips & techniques to enhance your story work, and✓ Stay current with Diane and on LinkedIn.Stories From Women Who Walk Production TeamPodcaster: Diane F Wyzga & Quarter Moon Story ArtsMusic: Mer’s Waltz from Crossing the Waters by Steve Schuch & Night Heron MusicAll content and image © 2019 to Present: for credit & attribution Quarter Moon Story Arts