Sponsored by Cartilage Head, the Givin of achewood Welcome to our Star Wars series in the Fellowship system! The game takes place during the late Clone Wars period. In the Strait of Messina, an enigmatic figure of The Lord Marshal of the Necromonger Horde is wreaking havoc on the local population. Ancient necromantic forces have been unleashed, a new army is conquering the planets, but it will all be worth it when all suffering will be erased from the universe… Unless our protagonists can stop it!

Sponsored by U-Haul, moving your stuff from the Sinkholes of Evil since 1945   Our two person Atrocity of Exalts find the coveted safe of Dr Fun D. Mental’s Mantertainment Complex, but what they find inside may not be what they were looking for. Will they be able to save or stop the corrupted doctor? Will they get the treasure they were promised? Do vampires dream of blood-sucking sheep? Find out in this conclusion to the Mantertainment Complex arc!

Sponsored by Bad Dragon, if you cringed at the reference, you’re not a normie, you’re one of us ----more---- Our two person Atrocity of Exalts descend into the lower depths of  Dr Fun D. Mental’s Mantertainment Complex. They learn a lot of information, some of which cannot be unlearned. What’s the mystery of Round Up? What does Zet need all those teeth for? What’s the degloving incident of ‘97? What other sexy mysteries might be haunting this cursed place of mantertainment? You’ll regret asking some of these questions soon enough!

Sponsored by the cup of the carpenter that built this place, it probably is a mug with a wood pun on it Our two person Atrocity of Exalts continue their mantertainment in Dr Fun D. Mental’s Mantertainment Complex. They talk about old movies, talk to impressions of people in sand, talk with their fists that only know one word (it’s “punch”). How many animatronics could a Dawn Caste punch if a Dawn Caste could punch animatronics? You might find out today!

Sponsored by Dr Fun D. Mental’s Mantertainment Complex, fun for all ages 18 and up Our two person Atrocity of Exalts venture forth into what some would describe as hell on Earth - Dr Fun D. Mental’s Mantertainment Complex. A cavernous tribute to the crushing weight of childhood escapism. So much mantertainment to behold: Arcades! Movies! Casinos! A dozen creepy animatronics! A historic museum! Vampire-sized vents! It’s all here!

Sponsored by the liquid evil from Prince of Darkness   Our two person Atrocity of Exalts meet up and decide to earn some money working as ghost hunters. They explore an abandoned mall, you know, that place we all used to go to in the before time. It’s a bit like Dawn of the Dead, except with some creepy animatronics. Certainly nothing can go wrong with those ever-vigilant eyes observing your every move and transgression!   The setting pitch document for Hologram Summer can be found here   You can find more works by Holden following this link - https://holdenshearer.wordpress.com/powered-by-the-dark/ . These include Exalted vs World of Darkness, its Companion, Powered by the Dark (a PbtA version of Vampire and Mage), as well as Exalted vs World of Darkness Apocalypse Edition (a PbtA version of EvWoD).

Sponsored by Lunars, cool for the very first time ----more---- This is an introduction to our playtest of the upcoming Exalted x Chronicles of Darkness by Holden Shearer. We gush about the system, we talk about the setting, the characters, and gush some more about what you might see a few months down the line when the layout is done.   Exalted x Chronicles of Darkness is a spiritual successor to the Exalted vs World of Darkness game, but using the Chronicles of Darkness setting and rules. It’s less of a power romp through the 90s’ edgy setting, as it is a game about being a hero in a world of horrors big and small. You might still do great deeds, but there are consequences to using this concentrated power in a world that’s a shadow of its primordial self. You can find more works by Holden following this link - https://holdenshearer.wordpress.com/powered-by-the-dark/ . These include Exalted vs World of Darkness, its Companion, Powered by the Dark (a PbtA version of Vampire and Mage), as well as Exalted vs World of Darkness Apocalypse Edition (a PbtA version of EvWoD).

Sponsored by heat, it is hot Our crew finds themselves meeting fire for the first time. Some people don’t like it. Also side note stay tuned for a very exciting final episode next week.

Sponsored by yelling, it is technically a form of communications   A journey to see fire. Hopefully we will find out what happened to the main story.

Sponsored by The Bad Old Days, the history the Jedi won’t tell you Our team of traingers stop by the Town of Castle Loca En Pensant. They meet some familiar sounding quintet and help them get their friends, instrument and groove back. Then, the real fun begins when they run into a concerned officer…

Sponsored by bloodsports, it’s where the real fun is at!   Our team of traingers stop by the Town of Skyhook. They learn the value of Playcoins, hang out with millennial geezers, spy on the richest kid in town and take part in a kumite. Sometimes the forbidden matches are the coolest and the most enticing.

Sponsored by running gags, they get more funny each time Our team of traingers get robbed, but manage to get to the Town of Port Creek Crik River (say that three times fast!). Here they enter a grudge match, bust a sasquatch rave, and find the source of salt water flooding the town.

Sponsored by Jellicle Cats, who are not dogs Our team of traingers (trainer train strangers) stop by the Town of Frostdale that recently got hit by some infection. They need to get some supplies for the road, which will involve running into some business dogs, theatre cats, and a solid monetary system run by a child.

Sponsored by Skytrains, they get a bit feral at times, okay?----more---- Our team of kids prepare for their train journey from Old Toronto to VLA, but first they have to solve the case of missing kids and a missing crawler train.

Sponsored by parties, I hear they can be fun Mandatory beach episode where the crew has a little too much fun. You all knew this coming.

Sponsored by Pokemon, the highest grossing franchise of all time ----more---- Welcome to our Haunted Age series! It’s a game in Devon’s homebrew setting similar but legally distinct from a number of pet monster animes, using the Cortex Prime system. Our players will be portraying a group of teenagers and their pet monster companions as they undertake their journey from Old Toronto to VLA.

Sponsored by animals, they can be so friendly The crew stays at the shipwrecks in the hopes of salvaging parts. This goes surprisingly well, considering.

Sponsored by foxtails, containing less foxes than advertised ----more---- Refugees are settling in their new village with the help of our adventurers. Some people try learning some magic, some people get into fights, while some people just bang pots and pans at odd hours of the day. High quality leadership material right there!

Sponsored by chocolate, sometimes you just need chocolate The crew plays Mystery on the lost ship. Some people learn that not everyone thinks they are cool.

Sponsored by spiritual journeys, now with more foxes ----more---- It’s time for a great refugee exodus! Our adventurers help out the best they can, organise people, prepare food and gear. Meanwhile some possessive deity starts calling people offering a bounty for the head of one Pipsqueak Smallpaws. Will anyone refuse? Will this game turn to PvP?

Sponsored by flooring, not to be confused with ceiling Our heroes explore under the eaves. We also try a twist on traditional play style. This episode had a number of technical issues beyond our comprehension, we are sorry.

Sponsored by direbears, some are more cuddly than others ----more---- Our adventurers wrap up some small problems before the refugees are ready to make their exodus. Some children are missing, some idol got stolen, and people are fighting over some goat issues. Just your typical life in an adventure town!

Sponsored by more filler, it’s still in everything Some fun side stories and character interaction. Are these canon? That is for real fans to argue. 

Sponsored by Ardea, the great equalizer ----more---- It’s election day and our adventurers decide that Galant the Grand and his political reign of blackmail and shady dealings need to come to an end. Will they secure the votes they need to help the refugees? How will they deal with the politician that is running the show? Will Red Beak be executed for his crimes? Find out in this episode of Humblewood - We Did Start That One Fire, But Everyone Gets One, Okay?

Sponsored by hope, it still exists Ok this ones getting less dark. The crew decides to keep their new children and do something less full of nightmares.

Sponsored by Kren, a clever fox of Aesop’s fame ----more---- Elections are getting closer as our adventurers double down on efforts to free a griffin from the captivity of councilmember Brunhild, using a political potluck as their distraction and an alibi. Someone decides to ask an unlikely deity for help. Things get violent when the Perchguard decides to put a boot to a little mouse. The web of intrigues gets more and more tangled…

Sponsored by surprise, not always good So that took a turn... Things got dark and scary and not good, really not good. How did we not see this coming!!!

Sponsored by Yggdrasil the World Tree, now with less snakes ----more---- Back in Alderheart, our adventurers help out the refugee camp, someone gets recruited into a gang and decides to be a magical animal activist, and learn of upcoming elections that will shape the fate of Everden. Our adventurers decide to become political activists and sway some key votes in their favour…

Sponsored by joy, the happy thought ----more---- A happy town is saved by benevolent heroes and nothing bad will ever happen. (Starting here Ian has fixed the episode numbering issues himself)

Sponsored by fire, serving humanity for over 2 million years ----more---- Our adventurers prepare for an incoming fight with fire, both in bat and meteor form. Some fires might have been started but that’s not on us, honest!

Sponsored by pickles, old acidic cucumbers ----more---- The crew gets stuck in a rain storm and makes new friends? We all learn life lessons, I think.

Sponsored by Possum Patrol, like Paw Patrol, but with less cops ----more---- Our adventurers help out in Tin Town, looking for the missing Possum Patrol. They also set out to get what they came here for - delicious slime goo!

Sponsored by manual elevators, bringing verticality to your fantasy setting ----more---- Our adventurers get their first quest from an inn, I mean Alderheart’s Council, and meet with Pipsqueak’s enemy, councilmember Galant the Grand. We also get a taste for what Alderheart is for the common people before the caravan to Tin Town sets out.

Sponsored by heat, it makes you warm ----more---- The crew decides they are Balto and definitely not going to regret it… Elsewhere nothing is on fire.

Sponsored by filler, it’s in everything ----more---- This is just character backstories. Call it filler if you want but we had fun.

Sponsored by cute animal critters, now with less glowing, red eyes ----more---- Welcome to our new game of Humblewood where our players want to put out more fires than they start. It’s a game in the Humblewood setting, using homebrew rules based on Mouse Guard RPG. Less of a focus on fighting monsters, more of a focus on the struggles of the people in the setting.

Sponsored by nothing was written for this part ----more---- Ok, fine maybe some people were screaming inside a leviathan. But it's not like they are in there alone... Kickstarter Discord

Sponsored by the rainforest, the thinning lungs of the world ----more---- There is no episode description this episode, uhh look they can't all be bangers. Though there was a lovely picnic. Kickstarter Discord

Sponsored by alcohol, a coping mechanism in liquid form ----more---- The crew find a new ship and celebrate at the bar. Absolutely no one is panicking inside a leviathan, why would you ask?   Kickstarter Discord

Sponsored by chlorophyll, enabling a green revolution ----more---- The heroes explore the waves and absolutely nothing bad happens at all... absolutely nothing bad happens at all... absolutely nothing bad happens at all! Sorry to repeat myself but It'll help you remember! Kickstarter Discord

Sponsored by Trees, the only thing that hasn't tried killing us yet in 2020 ----more---- A series of games recorded by Ian and the gang. We discuss the Wildsea system and setting, as well as, our characters and initial thoughts about the game.  Kickstarter Discord

Sponsored by exposition dumps, sometimes you just have to get that backstory out ----more---- The Autobots visit Icon's planet once again, but something's not right. Even the time travelling Lacarno guy agrees. They meet with a nerd from the first Season and jimmy up a time machine to try fixing the timeline to what it should be.

Sponsored by exponential growth, it's what kills you! ----more---- The Autobots race against time to save as many people as they can before they all die. They confront Depthcharge and learn of his dark backstory before the final showdown. Who will prevail in this battle for the ages?

Sponsored by   Ok, fine maybe some people were screaming inside a leviathan. But it's not like they are in there alone...

Sponsored by Pacific Rim, everyone was kaiju fighting ----more---- The Autobots hunt down a pure kaiju to use for their biological experiments as well as try putting out the fires of a civil unrest that's brewing. What else could go wrong?

Sponsored by Pandemic Legacy, real life, but in a board game format! ----more---- The Autobots explore the disease further and go track down Waspinator to make him spill the beans about what's really going on.

Sponsored by hbomberguy, you did this to us, you inspired this ----more---- The Autobots fight a kaiju, check up on missing Oracles and discuss unpersoning an entire race. Isn't politics fun?