Sponsored by houses, the first demons humanity bound   Our Atrocity of Exalts decides to interrogate some prisoners in the Don’t Close Your Eyes Room. Xavier spills the beans as to why he has it out for Rigel and his parents, rats out Mithras couriers and gets a quest from End of Sadness. Lydia explains why she got herself involved with the leeches.

Sponsored by cyborgs, turns out they are just Mages that are way into cyberpunk… Our Atrocity of Exalts deal with time cops. But as they are sovereign citizens, things don’t go well. Layla goes to rescue her friend Patty and to explain to her all the supernatural stuff that she’s about to have to get to terms with quickly.

Sponsored by the bootstrap paradox, best avoid infinite recursions   Our Atrocity of Exalts deal with the aftermath of the Gamma Cave raid. Vampires are called in to prostrate themselves. But before the dust settles our Atrocity starts cooking a decoy clone and their time heist to save Patty is officially underway!

Sponsored by Oceans, water but salty.   Description: We fix a boat.

Sponsored by Mage Wonder Crafting, a perfectly balanced system even when you remove all limitations, trust me!   Our Atrocity of Exalts gives Owl an intervention when Rowan meets his better half. End of Sadness prepares to launch their Arc project when Typhon is rudely interrupted. Just as Layla opens up to Rigel about her tragic backstory they have to go to rescue their friend and cultists from a raid.

Sponsored by Places, it’s where you go.   Description: We find a tunnel and think it is smart to go inside. In this game we use a house ruled version of the Wildsea system. Austin plays the Firefly, Bev plays Willow, Dylan plays Netto, Ian plays Rocky, and Jonathan plays Ben.

Sponsored by Organization XIII’s Round Room, a perfect place to nort a boy Our Atrocity of Exalts are back in London but now they have to contend with some multiverse crossover as one of them turns into a Getimian. They investigate an incursion of Spring-heeled Jacks and check out Rowan’s new hanging spot.

Sponsored by Directions, we take them. Description: We take a detour and find FUNgus. In this game we use a house ruled version of the Wildsea system. Austin plays the Firefly, Bev plays Willow, Dylan plays Netto, Ian plays Rocky, and Jonathan plays Ben.

Sponsored by A Wrinkle in Time, not for old men   Our Atrocity of Exalts and a 90s angel fight cyborgs, werewolves and mages in their quest in the Hollow Earth back in the past to stop nazis from killing the Dragon Kings and ascending into heaven on a rocket ziggurat! Just when you thought it couldn’t get any weirder, it just keeps going. It’s time to set things right, purge the evil from the land and help a friend get back home. There’s just one wrinkle to contend with…   Content Advisory: Due to our strong personal convictions We wish to stress  That this Podcast  In no way endorses  The unethical behavior Of Onyx Path Publishing And its collaborators

Sponsored by Houses, some are found in trees.   We find snacks and all is good.   In this game we use a house ruled version of the Wildsea system. Austin plays the Firefly, Bev plays Willow, Dylan plays Netto, Ian plays Rocky, and Jonathan plays Ben.

Sponsored by The Hell of Boiling Oil, a good way to dispose of a nazi   Our Atrocity of Exalts continue their quest in the Hollow Earth back in the past to stop nazis from killing the Dragon Kings and ascending into heaven on a rocket ziggurat! This isn’t a sentence we thought we’d be saying when we started this game, but here we are! The fight starts with a sizzle of acid and escalates from there!   Content Advisory: Due to our strong personal convictions We wish to stress  That this Podcast  In no way endorses  The unethical behavior Of Onyx Path Publishing And its collaborators

Sponsored by Growth, it is something pants do.   Description: A young group of teens learn the world is ending/restarting? In our standalone prequel to our Wildsea Leaves in The Jungle campaign we play a group of teens surviving the start of the Verdancy. With Austin as our Firefly and fun animal companions to protect us we push the Wildwords system in odd ways while having tons of fun. In this game we use a house ruled version of the Wildsea system. Austin plays the Firefly, Bev plays Willow, Dylan plays Netto, Ian plays Rocky, and Jonathan plays Ben.

Sponsored by Journey to the Centre of the Earth, which would be cooler if it featured more Exalts!   Our Atrocity of Exalts are on their quest in the Hollow Earth to go back in time to stop nazis from killing the Dragon Kings! They seek out a bunker with a time portal that will take them back to 1942, where they can assemble an army of fomori velociraptors and assault the nazis before they can complete their plan!   Content Advisory: Due to our strong personal convictions We wish to stress  That this Podcast  In no way endorses  The unethical behavior Of Onyx Path Publishing And its collaborators

Sponsored by Four Loko, why didn’t anyone warn John Chambers about it?   Our Atrocity of Exalts are beseech by their Sidereal mentor. Only they are bad enough dudes to go into the Hollow Earth and save the dinosaur people that live there! With the help of slightly drunk and highly caffeinated Owl Spirit, an old-timey Etherite scientist and safari helmets they set out on their adventure!   But before the dinosaur people will accept their help, Rowan has to fight to the death with their champion! Will he get a cool new skin to wear as a Lunar, or will Sam get to make a new character? Either way, a cool dinosaur will join the party!   Content Advisory: Due to our strong personal convictions We wish to stress  That this Podcast  In no way endorses  The unethical behavior Of Onyx Path Publishing And its collaborators

Sponsored by Bigger Anner, the Bigger Luke of Anners   Our Atrocity of Exalts decides to celebrate Halloween by going to the Highgate Cemetery and meeting with the resident undead - the Camarilla and Anarchs of London. Rigel upstages everyone by presenting a lovely gift. Vampires and Exalts mingle in this Elysium mixer, and some secrets get uncovered.   Content Advisory: Due to our strong personal convictions We wish to stress  That this Podcast  In no way endorses  The unethical behavior Of Onyx Path Publishing And its collaborators

Sponsored by Strobe Looning, all the cool kids are doing it, why aren’t you?   The other half of our Atrocity of Exalts gets to have their adventures. Rowan delivers his gifts to the Owl Spirit, while Layla confronts her tormentor, Andrew Parker.   Content Advisory: Due to our strong personal convictions We wish to stress  That this Podcast  In no way endorses  The unethical behavior Of Onyx Path Publishing And its collaborators

Sponsored by time travel plots, they will always teach you a lesson   Our Atrocity of Exalts is a little lighter today, so they decide to do a pub crawl with the cool kids of London - the local Mages. As they do, they hatch a plan to do a time heist to save Layla’s best friend. But first, they need to test their theories! Time for some smooth jazz time travel!   Content Advisory: Due to our strong personal convictions We wish to stress  That this Podcast  In no way endorses  The unethical behavior Of Onyx Path Publishing And its collaborators

Sponsored by initiative rolls, turns out doing them diligently is important!   Our Atrocity of Exalts decides to have a cool fight with some vampires in a temple. It goes badly for one of the groups, can you guess which?   Content Advisory: Due to our strong personal convictions We wish to stress  That this Podcast  In no way endorses  The unethical behavior Of Onyx Path Publishing And its collaborators

Sponsored by revenge, would you like some?   A ticking time bomb! Our rebels set out to confront Steelhead on a ringworld station that will soon be obliterated by a supernova. Can they stop him and escape in time? Will they have the strength to stop General Skywalker as well? Can Void keep his dark instincts in check before they get everyone killed? Find out who lives and who dies in this final episode of Spiders and Snakes!

Sponsored by Followers of Set, if you’re looking for bad vampires to punch, you came to the right place   Our Atrocity of Exalts gets educated on the matters of Mages, pumps a vampire for juicy vampire gossip, and End of Sadness decides to enforce their trademarked symbol some Setites thousands of years ago decided to infringe on the copyright of today.   Content Advisory: Due to our strong personal convictions We wish to stress  That this Podcast  In no way endorses  The unethical behavior Of Onyx Path Publishing And its collaborators

Sponsored by Kyber Crystals, because explaining how magic swords work is very important   Slave mines! Our rebels set out to save as many people as they can from the tomb world of Jedha. They confront Tora only to find out how fragile the Spiders and Snakes Alliance really is. What does Skywalker need all of those Kyber Crystals for?

Sponsored by 20 Fenchurch Street building, London’s prototype Archimedes’ Heat Ray   Our Atrocity of Exalts has to deal with shadows from Rowan’s past, as his former boss, Miss Felicity Butler, turns out to be still after him and a Nephandi to boot. Now it’s up to them to stop her evil rituals from making London a shittier place than it currently is.   Content Advisory: Due to our strong personal convictions We wish to stress  That this Podcast  In no way endorses  The unethical behavior Of Onyx Path Publishing And its collaborators

Sponsored by Rogue One, where did the opening crawl go?   A cracked planet! Our rebels make their way to the Jedha System only to find it was mutilated by the Empire. Will they find any survivors? What dangers lurk on the surface? And what exactly does Spiders and Snakes Alliance want from this tomb world?

Sponsored by Museum of London, featuring only a significant amount of stolen artefacts   Our Atrocity of Exalts decide to spend a night at the museum, but instead of it being like the movie, it unfortunately involves a lot less somewhat alive dinosaurs and a lot more supernaturals trying to steal things, only some of them being our players.   Content Advisory: Due to our strong personal convictions We wish to stress  That this Podcast  In no way endorses  The unethical behavior Of Onyx Path Publishing And its collaborators

Sponsored by Redline, because live action is too slow   Off to the races! Our rebels will need to compete in a Life Day Death Race to secure their rights to Maul’s belongings on the Kleptocratic Utopia of Nar Shaddaa. Do they have the need for speed? Will they go fast enough to defeat Racer X? How many racers will survive the Death Race? Let’s find out!

Sponsored by Club Aquarium, come for the drinks, stay for the pool smell and everything that comes with it   Our Atrocity of Exalts is back in London and they are up to no good. Rowan meets his friend the Owl Spirit. Layla looks for her nemesis, Andrew Parker. End of Sadness grows their cult. Rigel talks with his parents. Then they work together to find the perfect gift for a friend. It would be wholesome if it didn’t involve Four Loko…

Sponsored by Fallout 2, because caps are a silly idea   Playing god! Our rebels explore the various project Kamino scientists have to offer. They learn of a group of Mandalorians being harvested for their biological distinctiveness. They have to once again confront the Despot of Mandalore!

Sponsored by Boleskine House, it has seen some things   Our Atrocity of Exalts goes on a field trip to Loch Ness because they just need to know if Nessie is real. They also decide to investigate the area’s other notable legend, that of a famed occultist - Aleister Crowley.   Content Advisory: Due to our strong personal convictions We wish to stress  That this Podcast  In no way endorses  The unethical behavior Of Onyx Path Publishing And its collaborators

Sponsored by Werewolves Of London, the first thing that comes to mind when you think oWoD in London   Welcome to our next game of Exalted vs World of Darkness. The game takes place in London, 2021 (we ignore the pandemic issues entirely just FYI), where an Atrocity (mixed group) of Exalts have converged and are about to impose themselves on the supernaturals of the city and beyond.   You can read the backstory short fiction of Layla over at https://www.patreon.com/posts/city-of-bull-god-63945085 , and learn why Toreadors are not the foppish pushovers everyone makes them out to be. This game is a collaboration between A Pair of Dice Lost and Sponsored by Nobody. You can find our podcasts at https://apairofdicelost.podbean.com/ and https://sponsoredbynobody.podbean.com/ . You can find Exalted vs World of Darkness Revised over at https://holdenshearer.wordpress.com/2021/10/26/exalted-vs-world-of-darkness-revised/ .   Content Advisory: Due to our strong personal convictions We wish to stress  That this Podcast  In no way endorses  The unethical behavior Of Onyx Path Publishing And its collaborators

Sponsored by the slum world of Kamino, going downhill since the end of the Clone Wars   Balance upset! The five person triad is out of orders and emotions flare! Our rebels decide to capitalise on this disunity by visiting the once great world of Kamino to meet with its ruling families and secure a Republic-era project.

Sponsored by de-aging software - because re-casting actors would just confuse the weak-minded   Crime lords! Our rebels seek out a desperate alliance with the Hutts. To secure it, they will have to defeat their nemesis… in a Laser Tag Death Arena! Will they find the missing huttling? What does Maul need demon blood for? What exactly is the Orange Fermented Fizzy Drink made out of? And what is the Starkiller Project? Tune in to this episode of Spiders and Snakes to find out!

Sponsored by Mr X, he will give it to you   Unlikely allies! Our rebels are on the lookout for a Clone Wars veteran strategist as they run into the Spider and Snake alliance gathering Mandalorians as slaves. What is the despot of Mandalore looking for? Will the rebels be able to save everyone?

Sponsored by Carbon-Freezing, a cool trick that got copied so many times…   Monsters in the deep! Our rebels are stuck in an icy tomb. What awful creatures will they disturb in hopes of getting it out of this planet?

Sponsored by Wampas, the bigger Furlings ----more---- Frozen tombs! Our rebels get debriefed on the sorry state their insurgency is in before venturing into the frozen wastelands of Hoth in search of ships and Mandalorian allies. What they find, however, are dark forces of the Spider and Snake alliance!

Sponsored by The Book of Boba Fett, now with even less Fett than advertised   Welcome to our Star Wars series in the Fellowship system! The game takes place in the time leading to events from A New Hope. A trio of disgruntled Sith cyborgs have made a truce and formed the Spiders and Snakes Alliance. They plan on creating a vast crime empire to be able to stand up to the somehow more evil First Galactic Empire. Our protagonists have been sent here by the Rebels to stop them before the Empire takes notice of this Outer Rim region and decides to crush it in its iron fist, making it unusable for the Rebellion…

Sponsored by Legacy of Kain, a time travel story where the characters seek out paradoxes   The end of all time! Our republican adventurers face off against the Lord Marshall once more! Will they be able to stop him once and for all and save everyone in the universe? Will they bring the traitorous Admiral Trench to justice? How will they survive the inevitable Order 66 that awaits them? Find out in this last episode of Pitch Black!

Sponsored by Sister Despondia, the Star Wars harem anime protagonist   Wheels within wheels! Our republican adventurers have to confront the sinister Sister Despondia and the treacherous Maul to get the final pieces for their assault against the Lord Marshal! Will they secure the key witness to Supreme Chancellor Palpatine’s secret identity? Just how many partners does Sister Despondia bring to this siege?

Sponsored by Darth Maul, the boy-boss of Mandalore   The hunt for Maul! Our republican adventurers set out to find and capture the former Sith. After tying up some loose ends and consulting with the Giant Aliens for the last time, they set out for the conquered world of Yag'Dhul. Will they be able to find Maul before he finds what he’s looking for? Who else might be on his tracks?

Sponsored by fear itself, the only thing you have to fear   Betrayal! Our republican adventurers continue their search deep in the bowels of an ancient ship. They uncover the dark secrets of the Giant Aliens, and get visions of the future that might be. What will they learn? Will they be able to convince anyone of what they have seen? Will their knowledge save the galaxy, or will it be too late?

Sponsored by Blue Shadow Virus, because “war crimes” is a made up word in Star Wars   Secret research! Our republican adventurers descend into an abandoned Skakoan facility in search of answers. A mysterious survivor helps them along the way. What wicked research was the Techno Union conducting here? What darker secrets might be lurking even deeper?

Sponsored by Zelda, the protagonist of all the Legends   A message from the future! In this episode we sit down and chat about the upcoming Set Piece, as well as talk about the game we’re playing in general - our thoughts and feelings about Fellowship. So spend this Little Downtime with us and Fill Your Belly before the adventure resumes in the next episode.

Sponsored by the Skakoan Techno Union, creating new machines of war, no matter how many native lives they cost   Tensions are high! Our republican adventurers make their way to Nelvaan, but all is not well. There is friction between the tribes and the recent wave of migrants. Is there an instigator in their midst? How badly can Sicarius escalate the situation?

Sponsored by Giant Aliens, the Bigger Bigger Lukes   Echoes of the past! Our republican adventurers investigate the ruins of an ancient civilisation. 411KM’s brother schemes to steal her Orb of Peace. Admiral Trench talks about a machiavellian conspiracy that may have the entire galaxy in its grip. What secrets will be revealed? What new questions will they raise?

Sponsored by Hyperspace Skipping, because heck astromech calculations and gravity wells   A desperate struggle! Our republican adventurers seize the Stellar Intelligence, but the fight is not over yet! A weird hyperspace drive goes haywire and everyone has to fight to orient themselves. The fight with the dreaded Lord Marshal continues. Who will win? Where will they end up? What sinister cameos await everyone?

Sponsored by Chevron Laser, the greatest showman of the Republic, get tickets to his latest show before they sell out!   Evil shows its face! Our republican adventurers continue their attack against the Necromongers on Hoth. The Necrobore gets some unpleasant visitors. Shining Peak fights a Teräs Käsi master. Everyone converges on the location of the Stellar Intelligence, including the dreaded Lord Marshal of the Necromonger Horde. Will our heroes survive? Who will get the Stellar Intelligence? What is Lord Marshal’s master plan?

Sponsored by the Royal Game of Coruscant, do you know how to play it?   Excavation of Hoth! Our republican adventurers don’t have much time to rest as the Necromongers descend on Hoth in search of an ancient Stellar Intelligence. The party decides to split up and cover more ground. What ancient mysteries lie buried in Land’s Raider? What old acquaintance will 411KM meet this time? How does one play the Royal Game of Coruscant?

Sponsored by Intergalactic Banking Clan Presents - Commercia Prime, the home of the Antilife Shots, a deathwish in a drink form   Furlings in peril! Our republican adventurers take some time to rest after their last fight. Then, they learn of the plight of missing furlings and go to Commercia Prime to track down who they were sold to by an exotic pet trader. Will they manage to save all the furlings and return them to their homeworld? Will they discover something new about the Republican and his backstory? Just how deadly are the Antilife Shots?

Sponsored by cosplaying as stormtroopers - you know who they represent, right?   The siege of Mordhouse! Our republican adventurers assault the ancient fortress to thwart the Necromongers! Sicarius A. Harch gets a call from his more successful brother. Finally, the party faces off against an Overlord General. Will they manage to stop his machinations that will spell the doom of Lesat?