Boy George should have been on We Are The World…with good food this close, Ish is gonna be soooo fat…love a guest who brings champagne…food is great, but a vibe makes a place…jazz is pretty punk if you think about it…el pueblo de la bicicleta, who knew…how did he avoid the Miami accent…90s baby who grew up on 70s & 80s pop culture…let’s hear for all single moms…it’d be great if Dan Akroyd misses that portrait literally every day…stealing someone’s car to hit Taco Bell doesn’t always result in marriage…COVID led to so many cool food creation…EIGHT SEATS?!?!...bye bye delicious key lime dessert…good food never needs to be stuffy…a restaurant full of furries AND mascots…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Get great holiday dairy recipes at: www.FloridaMilk.com or www.lechedeflorida.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dear Android, bring back the food updates…apps on apps on apps…Best Buy was just an experience…to criticize Spanglish is to criticize Miami…there’s a time in place, but you don’t get to use your microaggressions on places you aren’t from…animals all speak different languages…are there really no poisonous animals in Cuba…bring on las gallinas…if anyone says ‘do your research’ as a reply, run…influencers are not credible news sources…so Ana de Armas is a commie but Gente de Zona sells out arenas…ultimately everyone’s situation is their situation…Tristan is back…Last Coquito: Betty White’s stamp & Cher’s audio memoirTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Get great holiday dairy recipes at: www.FloridaMilk.com or www.lechedeflorida.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ish is back…so much mentions of Juniors of all kinds…we only think of one Blue Sky…ok, so you pushed a button, want a prize?...mira, if DJ had been on Real World he could have been a senator now…cabin people vs non-cabin people…Bring on Glicked…of course Ish is digging on musicals…no more turkey cooking for DJ this Thanksgiving…are Italian restaurants secretly Mexican…Hollywood Studios vs MGM Studios…who knew a galaxy far far away was in Orlando…that damn I-4…was anyone asking for a Gladiator sequel…dammit, Die Hard is a Christmas movie…so many ‘Please Don’t Go’…Last Coquito: Disney’s Diversity Efforts & Coral Gables Firefighter DeptTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Get great holiday dairy recipes at: www.FloridaMilk.com or www.lechedeflorida.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Setting the mood together…canceled 3 seconds in…Mario the Bear…comedians shouldn’t necessarily apologize for their jokes…two things can be true at once…Caribbean, Korean, similar…look at Mario letting Ish own his insecurities…gotta be introspective to grow…Mario is ABSOLUTELY funny…only drunk white girls in college turn gay…bring on the crowd work, it’s like comedy fortune telling…those titties look divorced…trouble speaking Spanish, now does Spanish VO…sexless cults are REALLY weird…next time, throuples galore…how old is too old to be sexy…of course we’re comparing strip clubs…5 years at the Improv is a great accomplishment…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Get great holiday dairy recipes at: www.FloridaMilk.com or www.lechedeflorida.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

JR Alonso Co-hosts....The real Miami was filled with Marimberos in the 80s.....Miami Vice and shooting on location....Disney Pixar Movies pull at the heart strings....the beauty of the movie UP and Inside Out...Finding Nemo Taught us to stay away from the drop off....Swimming the Great Barrier Reef in Australia....New Zealand limits airport hugs to three minutes...the two hour Latino Goodbye....the differences with Latinos and Americanos and our families....changing careers.....first generation immigrant guilt trips....second acts....being a creative....second city and Chicago....starting all over again.......long term friendships........flip phones and disconnecting from social media.....ballpark talk.....we still call it Joe Robbie Stadium...JRs comedy and his inspiration...Last Coquito: JRs Dad & Flying Hippo Pizza Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Get great holiday dairy recipes at: www.FloridaMilk.com or www.lechedeflorida.com  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Every ep should start with old school Nintendo…eelcome back DJ…it took a lot for us not to break last episode…was there an election or something this week…you can’t just put a new product on the market without enough time to test it…it’s the economy, stupid…wtf is a ghost job listing…now & forever, Sesame Street…wow, three past guests who worked on Sesame Street…we could talk Muppets all day…6 years without going to work? Sign us up…ham! Ham! Ham!...Old Navy es tremendo bargain pa’resolver….tone down on the spritzing, Macys…and yet again, Ish deciphers DJ’s mixed up celebrity references…Last Soda: Poll workers & producer JuniorTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back Brittany…love when people we love are on each other’s shows…hmmm, Ocala or frozen eggs?...she gets nervous after hosting her own radio show…Bubonic Core is a thing…Miami naked is just different…listen to Big Yikes…isn’t single by choice the ultimate pro-choice…sometimes you have to prioritize one vs the other…reclaim your breakup…take good care of her, New York…who DOES have time to sort out bisexuality…of course Junior knows Brittany…possibly one of the hardest working women in comedy…don’t limit your goals because benchmarks change…making Arsht Center…making a documentary about comics is definitely a cry for help…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s our slightly belated Halloween episode…and now DJ will REALLY commit to the bit…for real though, that Dwayne Wade statue is NOT flattering…offf that Lucille Ball statue though is way worse…mmm poutine…go on Robyn Sparkles…we ARE all Southerners to Canadians…a croqueta recall is absolutely terrifying…so murder isn’t enough for Ish to completely stop being friends with DJ…mira que The Weeknd loves shouting out names of cities on tour…can you endorse one person and still be considered impartial, even if it’s an editorial?...does The Weeknd promote his albums THIS much…we like to think the beanie is still at the CN Tower…Bunny & The Weeknd does have a nice ring to it…Last Soda: DJTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We swear, there is a Junior and he’s contributing to the conversation…we owe pagans for the arbolito…RIP Santa’s Enchanted Forest (for real this time)...are you Team Tom or Team Summer…DJ’s WB/UPN/FOX teen drama blindness…seriously, how does Ish know what he’s talking about…el apagaon de Cuba no esta en nada…again, listen to everyone’s lived experience dammit…just cuz you have a family doesn’t make you more qualified for things…not one of these influencers selling things is saying anything…we love all the insurance mascots, even the fact they have them…Bring on the World Series (go Yankees!)...maybe we’ll do one of our shows in Antarctica…is anyone surprised Ish knows the Elvira story…Last Sodas: Taylor Swift & VotingTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Surprise Monday ep!!!...How does a Miami boy get that twang…damn, all FOUR chairs turned around…never heard Castro in a country song before…take the boy outta Miami, but not Miami outta the boy…from actor to country singer…and now at the Improv on 10/23…oh yeah and at Marine Stadium in Nov…maybe Ish should get a cowboy hat…from bro to y’all in like 5 minutes…in the specificity lies the broadness…of course Camila won him over with ‘Acere’...let’s please get that Orlando/Sammy double bill…look at Ish recognizing a steel drum…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Thank you all for your love with the show…awww, DJ’s parents got the right cake…RIP Liam Payne…mental health affects anyone, anytime…demons in the closet is a great metal band name…man, pero que caro esta the American Dream…seriously, who has that 0.5 child and how are they divided up…Ish does love him an over the top horror movie…it’s aguacate, not palta and we don’t care who says otherwise…yeah DJ’s La Lupe sounds like Earth Kitt…the Halloween costume gauntlet has been thrown, no basic costumes allowed…Last Sodas: Celia Cruz & The Monster SquadTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bring on the vocal exercises…it’s our first live video ep…thanks Cultura Media House for bringing us into the family…great, now we need to worry about cameras…it’s our video era apparently…pero que set mas Linda…thoughts and love go out to everyone affected by Hurricane Milton…seriously, though conspiracy theorists are like the Punta Cana of believing…bring back Pangea…la Gaga en Antarctica…wow, DJ really does NOT know about zoology…hoping El Tyger recovers…is there a pop culture community divide…should Mariaelena be our next opening…kicking the bucket is not the same as kicking the can…the eternal debate between us is whether Fallon is funny or not…SNL & Sabado Gigante, the perfect combo…representation matters, even if it’s El Chacal…Last soda: Burger BeastTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bring us Robbie Williams as a monkey…mira que hay cada fairy tale…for someone who doesn’t like musicals, DJ sure does talk about them…Ish as Peter Pan just sorta makes sense…Downtown Disney, Eckerd’s, Joe Robbie, listen we’re old…thinking of everyone affected by Hurricane Helene…Pero Primos, we love when you activate…do the Menendez Bros deserve to go free?…all her good work aside, is Kim K REALLY someone to be a legal advocate…please just stop asking celebrities for opinions on global issues like it’s their job…unless it’s Don Francisco asking…Dear AA, Ish has had it, officially…seriously though, nobody wants to lug around a 3 legged Vixen…it’s our last Tristan chat in the old studio…Last Sodas: Global Empowerment Mission & Inspirational QuoteTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Grease IS the word…el pobre Franki Valli…group dance is a requirement at Rydell Hight…our thoughts go out to those affected by Hurricane Helene…of course Ish opens his mouth and the Miami falls out…hmmm, Pin Pan Pollo St Augustine has a nice ring to it…those Keebler elves are totally export soda cracker mafia…EXPORT SODAS…look at the diversity of DJ’s Friday night Blockbuster selection…we can’t be the only ones hating Pixar for being so good…from Diddy to Delve, hubris is always the problem…old movies never go out of style, neither does the Twilight Zone…spooky season is here and so is DJ’s fave haunted hotel…Last Sodas: Hoda Kotb & FX’s English Teacher sitcomTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bringing back ‘cag’…insomnia at the C&C Music Factory…how much lube is too much lube…does absolute power, corrupt absolutely?…no orgy should require an IV…aww, poor Mase…Christina had the voice, but she wasn’t a sex kitten…Subway tastes like Subway, even the items you’ve never had before…oh DJ could ABSOLUTELY work at a Subway…and so the hunt begins for shorter short shorts…in his head, Ish is now part of Melrose Place…seriously, though it’s like they’re just regular people…video coming soon…Last sodas: Emerson Romero & Liza Colon-ZayasTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The best ideas always come from unexpected places…man, now THAT sounds like a Noche Buena…fine, we guess there are some Cubans who like spicy…traditions survive when they evolve…tostone chips are DELICIOUS…here we go, making Ish sweat while eating again…sometimes family can work together…hmmm, should we put our faces on a logo…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ish just doesn’t get ASMR…sending good vibes to NOLA…gotta give it Tay Tay on the timing…yeah if chickens were disappearing from Hialeah, that’s indisputable…AI rears its head again…leave Celine alone…look at DJ offering advice to the Trump campaign…who wants to see a debate on a cruise ship…the VMAs might as well have been the 27th anniversary…kept man and didn’t even have to put out after meeting Austin Powers…Fyre Fest Round 2 should be hosted by us…should we bring back the Harlem Shake?…yeah, planes had phones on them kids…remembering 9/11 never gets easier…Last Sodas: Bon Jovi & Jorge RamosTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

New music from The Weekend is DJ’s personal Christmas…man, so many Pero Primos knew about Pueblo, CO…ahhh the fantasy class ships of Carnival…oh to be a fly on the wall when Nery learned about Only Fans…of course there’s a touch of narcissism…fingers crossed so Tori Spelling can help her finances…DWTS’ narrative shouldn’t be about someone famous for being a criminal…if only we didn’t have to discuss school shootings…experiencing a shooter drill was scary even without an active shooter…gun reform alone ain’t gonna cut it, mental health has to be front and center…Ish did got listen to Daniel Bedingfield’s debut album…can’t wait to share the news…oh hey there, Tristan…Last Sodas: Paralympics & Paralympians and The Muppets/Jim HensonTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What a great title…thankfully Ish really liked this book…it was hot, but still a beautiful day at Tinta y Cafe…sometimes a story just needs to get out of you…get over the impostor syndrome kids…from Miami to NC, can’t take the Cuban out of the girl…ok, now we wanna taste her mom’s frijoles…many times life gives you all the inspiration you need…these characters are so authentic, Ish kinda hates them at times…love that our history is baked into this work of fiction, never forget it…psst, Ana Villafañe, let’s make this happen…ok and Eva Mendes too since we want her esponjas…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Who doesn’t love Muppet Babies…TNT, acme and anvils, cartoons taught us so much…we did find out what was being sent from Pueblo…no really disagreeing with Miami’s rude city designation…lack of self awareness, too true…inflation is real, but so is plain ol’ greed…mmmm, Denny’s French Silk Pie we miss you…there is such a thing as too much celebs, especially with politics…language dependent personality is a real thing…dammit, DJ’s got it on lock vs Ish with personality in Spanish…we WILL do the infomercial documentary…Cher AND Judith Light, yes please…there’s no longer an end to the programming day…Barbaros de la Semana: Ron de Santis & Benny MoreTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Dr Good Price: https://drgoodprice.com/en/home/Barbaro Mojo: Use code PERO25 for 25% off at https://barbaromojo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reading is fundamental…how DO you pronounce ‘eponymous’?…RIP Phil Donahue…you can’t create a viral sensation, it just has to happen…it’s the last week to be demure…Lana de Rey = NYC, obviously…Cristina, icon, period…Nery is a natural blonde who loves Paris Hilton’s music…sir if your head is visibly bleeding, you need to wrap it…and now it’s time our show goes off the rails…castaño just doesn’t exist in English…Barbaros de la Semana: Gus Walz & Ana Victoria Espino de SantiagoTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Dr Good Price: https://drgoodprice.com/en/home/Barbaro Mojo: Use code PERO25 for 25% off at https://barbaromojo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pharmacist, comedian, not that different really…sometimes social media can bring good…persistence pays off…why are we unable to be on time…love when we find thing out about our guests…all roads lead to communism, even at the pharmacy…don’t be afraid to take that leap…after the chat, we found out he’s a fellow SW alum…older Cubans don’t get why they should be laughing at themselves…we may franchise a Cracker Barrel in Little Havana…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tks for filling in Andrew…happy(?) back to school…and so begins the Miami rainy season…oooo, now Ish is looking forward to the LA Olympics too…frame that track suit…near, far, wherever you are, Titanic is STILL a phenomenon…so now you just FaceTime on the clock sin pena…the time you spend costs more at Dollar Tree…do NOT come for Celia, you’ve been warned…wow, Snow White could have been an opportunity for little people…what musical is Road to Illinois…Judy really did have Liza’s hair at the end…Elsa, Edna it’s all the same…Scarlet is just awful…Miss Piggy at the 2028 Olympics needs to happen…Barbaros de la semana: Snoop Dogg & Rachel GunnTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Dr Good Price: https://drgoodprice.com/en/home/Barbaro Mojo: Use code PERO25 for 25% off at https://barbaromojo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back Andrew Otazo…never go away Books & Books…almost back to school…1.5 generation, is that a thing?…phew, the Yorkie is alive…when hoarders meet…dale Pitbull stadium…RIP J Wakefield Brewery…the rise and fall of Wynwood…Little Havana turning to west Brickell is almost a hate crime…wait, horoscopes are back?!…we’re sure an asparagus would cause car crashes…don’t take a shot if you’re driving…pero pollution from WW2…so much eco-education…Barbaros de la semana: MJ Algarra & John Stephen AkhwariTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Dr Good Price: https://drgoodprice.com/en/home/Barbaro Mojo: Use code PERO25 for 25% off at https://barbaromojo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Man we love having people on here funnier than us…Italian, Cuban, Miamian, all the same really…stand up needs to be honest…women ARE funny dammit…elevators are the perfect place to shame people…don’t heckle if you can’t take a heckle back…sometimes people just want to be the ones ‘to cancel’ others…user your platform to fight stigmas…domestic violence survivors deserve their voice to be heard, LOUDLY…even negative moments can be used to further your life positively…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Man, so much ice chewing…shout out to Brewlihan…silence isn’t always a bad thing…can we have ONE light week…Estamos contigo Venezuela…if your humanity depends on your political dogma, you don’t have any…wait, there are influencers IN Cuba?…btw, not everything has to be about YOU…once you get an explanation AND an apology what more do you want…if even Ish found the menage a trois inappropriate then maybe it was…overall, the opening was kinda messy and looooong…except for Celine, Celine is always perfect…coño como Cuban tiene Olympians…Last Sodas: Flavor Flav & Olympian Peter NormanTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Dr Good Price: https://drgoodprice.com/en/home/Barbaro Mojo: Use code PERO25 for 25% off at https://barbaromojo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ok, summer’s almost over, bring on Valentine’s Day…the holiday math makes sense in Ish’s head…Kylie could get that 6th Olympic ring in there…Torn is a cover of a cover…Darien as Zanigef would definitely have implications…why were baby costumes so big in the 80s…how do delegates work at the conventions…mira, a POC woman + a gay guy just ain’t gonna win the election…please never engage conspiracy theorists, it never ends well…guess it’s gonna be a brat autumn too…Olympic mascots are absolutely adorable…so it’s a hat and NOT a drop of blood…ay just let Celine light the torch…Last Sodas: Sharknado & Billy JoelTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dammit, just vote…wait the League of Women Voters isn’t just for ladies anymore…seriously, every time she says ‘The League’ who else is thinking ‘Justice League’…wow 100+ years in operation….empowering voters and defending democracy, we can get behind that…local elections probably count more than national ones…btw, take a shot every time DJ says he works in politics…register to vote…same 3 questions, no gotcha here…those who don’t vote, aren’t top of mind to the candidates…wow, the ladies are really showing to vote…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

RIP Shelly, Ruth, Richard, Shannen & Bob…these are TRUE icons…damn, Dr Ruth was badass for a 4 foot tall lady…still too many takes for that scene…why DO so many Spanish words have that many syllables…detergent & trash bags are stupid things to be that expensive…we need to turn down the political temperature…you can disagree without turning on each other…ironically, it ain’t binary kids…we forgive the phoning it in this time Shakira…caballero, those Colombians saw Die Hard one too many times…bottle Alfredo still gets the job done...Last Sodas: Bob Newhart & Levar Burton’s speech on ‘Clipped’Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back from Italy, DJ…congrats to Roger Borges & his hubby Eric…thanks to our guest co-hosts…not the last minute emergency anyone needs…cancel then rebook…3 biopics in a row on a plane…bring on the carbonara…European food just is better tasting…easier to find in Italy, a medianoche or crema de malanga…ok, make sure sure to get the rental car insurance…of course he meets 2 Americans from Cleveland in the middle of nowhere…did they have a Dr office in the movie hostel…again, never venture into the comments on social media... last sodas: CCW/Domino & Dr. Marvin DunnTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We all have great memories of those 15s…support local theatre…it’s all about connecting with the character…comedy and music, bring it…universality in the specificity…wait, Ruben improved his line in Ant Man?!…never too late to become a comedy sensation…talent is first, but damn if costumes aren’t vital…los 15s really do have an ebb and flow…if we still laugh after seeing things multiple times, that’s just comedy…don’t miss this play mi gente!!!Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603My Sweet 15 Show Tickets: https://ci.ovationtix.com/36713/production/1205863 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Thanks for co-hosting Lucy…from White House to Pero Let Me Tell You…how do we get rid of impostor syndrome…Laughs in Spanish was a blast…ok, so now we have a budget savings in FL, where’s it going?…why bother with context if it gets in the way of your narrative…we nominate Lucy for FL community art director…btw, thanks Migas for letting us record…always a damn heat warning…tremendous stick of water…not a mango shortage…Marcello is clearly making his mark on some of those skits…la pobre Marilyn Monroe…today’s lesson: don’t be a lazy hater…of COURSE it’s called the Santeria corner…please have a sense of humor…Last sodas: FX’s The Bear and Max’s My Adventures with SupermanTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back Alex Miranda…and welcome to Needles aka Lil’ Pound Cake…we’re just two Miami boys…Alex hosts at Hard Rock, Ish at a retirement community…the dog show was a hoot…WWAD…Needles is a hisser…3 times to crown a beauty queen is too much…again we explain the cafetorium…Needles still hasn’t replied about her queerness…Men’s Mental Health Awareness Month...thank you Alex for sharing your mental health journey with us…destigmatize mental health struggles…yo Elon, we ain’t buying it from Nick Cannon & we ain’t buying it from you…once more, Twitter is a cesspool…deleting and downloading IG daily is a commitment…caballero, Alex really did do a death drop…Last Milkshakes: Charli XCX’s ‘Brat’ & Lynda Carter’s ‘Pink Slip Lollipop’Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Dr Good Price: https://drgoodprice.com/en/home/Florida Dairy: https://www.floridamilk.com/in-the-kitchen/recipes/beverages/4th-of-july-milkshakes.stml Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Seriously, 3 aliases = tax evasion…he definitely doesn’t give off HR vibes…follow your passions, don’t let age tell you otherwise…building a wrestling character that popular, that quickly is talent…despite his story, trust us that pan con bistec was GREAT…the family that wrestles together…the glory days of WWE…let’s remember Men’s Mental Health even after June…leap outside your comfort zone always…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back David Ulloa…yeah, Ish isn’t one to do research or keep records…seriously, check out Shiver podcast if you like horror…school’s out, kinda anyway...RIP Donald Sutherland…we have all the movie stars gone…of course the Canadian was in Miami…has fear mongering ever worked…Ana Navarro is a friend of the pod without knowing she is…is there effectivity in equating people to capital D, devil…what an interesting mantle display…how would one go about arguing with a yacht…soooo yacht rock is just easy listening…nope, we don’t feel bad for Justin Timberlake…nobody’s perfect but with ride share these days, no excuse…Last Milkshakes: Beaker & Grey and Gino at the Arsht CenterTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Dr Good Price: https://drgoodprice.com/en/home/Florida Dairy: https://www.floridamilk.com/in-the-kitchen/recipes/beverages/pina-colada-milkshake.stml Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Let’s get Iris and Charytin on this show…what do we think of Ish’s Britney impression…dile no a la pirateria…which vedette played the violin…at what age does the weather become all consuming for parents…sometimes, you’re just a natural like Sofia Vergara…la friolenta y la deshydratada together at last…do Maxxinistas really require body cams…underwear and shampoo is a very specific type of bougie…the Dodgers and imminent domain…sometimes justice is delayed, but it should never be incomplete…damn a 3 alarm fire after 25 years…la gente estan del carajo with anger lately…Beavis, our fave pyromaniac…sometimes corporations do good, for their own reasons, but still…Detroit does have a vibe…we should all age in decades like Meryl Streep…Last Milkshakes: The Anti-Chef & RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Dr Good Price: https://drgoodprice.com/en/home/Florida Dairy: https://www.floridamilk.com/in-the-kitchen/recipes/desserts/undeniably-delicious-vanilla-milkshake.stml Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Damn, talk about being focused…family support is everything…claro que Abuela believes in him…the show has now laster longer than COVID…if you don’t have a lane, make your own…political science does sort inform even lifestyle news, huh?…crazy there’s so many firsts in 2024…opening a restaurant on top of everything else is the epitome of busy…diversify, diversify, diversify….Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Thanks again for Darwin & Martha…da Bomb is just plain wrong…maybe jingles can make people happier…so begins the Marla Gibbs flower giving…bro, seriously Fresco can you at least have two lanes open…why so much JLo hate…many things can be said of Ms Lopez, but that she can’t dance isn’t one of them…never apologize for a harmless joke online…also never visit the comments section…Prince then and Prince now…not everything from nostalgia ages well..Last Milkshakes: Cyndi Lauper & Celia Cruz’s live albumTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Dr Good Price: https://drgoodprice.com/en/home/Florida Dairy: https://www.floridamilk.com/in-the-kitchen/recipes/beverages/strawberry-shortcake-milkshake.stml Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Because we’re insane, we take the Hot Ones Challenge…thanks Darwin for hosting us on our milestone ep…caballero, there is NO reason to try Da Bomb…here’s to 300 more episodes, mas o menosTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Dr Good Price: https://drgoodprice.com/en/home/Florida Dairy: https://www.floridamilk.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We LOVE local theatre…Summer Shorts is back again at the Arsht…time to Flip the Script with the 27th year of Summer Shorts…give those local playwrights a voice…fine, we’ll let in people outside South Florida…give us alliterations AND rhymes…Ish will volunteer for practically anything around the arts…seeing our stories is a good thing…ufff that 2Pac musical was rough…several 10 minute plays is a bargain…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603City Theatre: https://www.citytheatre.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Next week, se pone la cosa caliente…podcasting is now a career option…what’s your fave Friends episode…let’s celebrate Cassie for being a survivor….Diddy’s done…maybe Abuelo DID like the Cosby Show…no beach for these Miami boys on Memorial Day…two co-hosts for Ish in June…wait, only the US celebrates high school reunions?!?!…Spanish tongue twisters are even worse…Ish’s school of American folklore…Last Sodas: Bill Maher & Charlamagne the God and Louis AguirreTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Dr Good Price: https://drgoodprice.com/en/home/Laughs in Spanish: https://www.gablestage.org/laughs-in-spanish/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Shout out to the French Chef in Little Mermaid…el calor esta de madre…FLOWERS FOR MARLA GIBBS!!!!…are the streaming bundles just cable’ the next generation?…bring on Double Dare: Latino Edition, we’ve got the casting and everything…we all need a $5 value meal again…at this point we all know what a roast is…Pero Primos, show us your best caricature of DJ…we could talk to ALL the people in public speaking…should Ish get DJ a stripper…yearbook photo shoots…The Matrix is the perfect standalone movie, no sequels needed…unlike Double Dare, latino Home Alone wouldn’t work at all…check out Ish in ‘Laughs in Spanish’ at Gables Stage 6/22…Last Sodas: Vanessa Williams’ “Legs” & Young SheldonTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Dr Good Price: https://drgoodprice.com/en/home/Laughs in Spanish: https://www.gablestage.org/laughs-in-spanish/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Health care should be affordable for everyone…seriously, why do Drs make us wait so damn long…already growing and expanding…an on-site pharmacy is a total deal changer…bring on the social impact…profit sin descaro should be a goal for everyone…Doctors shouldn’t be sales people…founding an non-profit for orphans out of tragedy, now that’s giving back…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Dr Good Price: https://drgoodprice.com/en/home/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy Mother’s Day…you know how to pronounce insoportable...career changes happen at any time…going into the teacher’s lounge still feels naughty…there are ways to be an involved parent at all levels…if anyone knows the hustle, it’s us but working 7 days a week shouldn’t be a requirement…sometimes we need laziness…no jodas, a 6 day work week?!?!…career burnout is real mi gente…don’t be a sanctimonious professional outrager...is joy completely outlawed now…Beyonce anti-capitalism? Sure, Jan…the perks & downfalls of self-employment…DJ as Justin Bieber by way of Perez Hilton…how does one get cast for costume pics & stock photos…Last Sodas: Teacher Appreciation Week, especially the teachers who shaped usTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nope, not editing the peek behind the curtain…never forget those before you made it happen with way more obstacles…simplicity patterns…protesting is a right, but not at the expense of others…Darren Criss & Eminem & culture…if we stop all fun things out of fear of being tone deaf, where does that end…bring on the Met Gala…today’s Billboard achievements don’t really mean anything…Nelly’s got the bops…Spanish is so melodramatic…no Billy Idol for DJ…that first Ace of Base album though…Moviefone, gone but not forgotten…a Janet Jackson interlude is never a bad idea…Last Sodas: @karens.are.wild & X-Men 97Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

She’s not THAT grumpy in person…Ish just found his kindred food spirit…ojala we all look that good at 90…a comer langosta en Punta Cana…imagine becoming a social media sensation at 90…wonder what would be caught if our daughters recorded us on and off…we absolutely felt she was our Abuela that day…las novelas Turkas…of course le da pena...champagne makes anyone less grumpy…no joda, se fajaba con un Tigre…eat healthy but not organic…of course que la pizza no es comida...Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ahh the days of Saturday mornings and monoculture…do young people today know Houdini?…Lilo & Stitch in North Dakota isn’t the same…5M views per Spice Girl only seems right…como jode los viejos Cubanos in public…of course cats understood Eartha Kitt…what is Native American accent or a native American accent cuz either one is just wrong…boba tea & bibimbap, two more things people don’t really like although they say they do…do pop stars need that much dissection about their music these days…and now you too know about Rita Ora...THE RETURN OF JOJO SIWA…Last Sodas: @London2Capetown & @thatgoodnewsgirlTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Some English sayings just sound dirty in Spanish…ugh, Clippy…Hello Kitty isn’t a cat…of course DJ has everything he’s ever owned, it’s called hoarding…let teachers take time off however they want…but for real, what was the Nashville concert…dear fast food, you’re supposed to be fun, embrace it….oatmilk is NOT good…cosplay rule at a con, if you don’t know it’s anime…Bring on Sizzler and Tony Roma…Clue is so under appreciated…talk about whiplash from Rocky Horror to housing crisis…Crisys Rivera…$4k for a lovely view of un canal…ah yes, Hialeah the new Brooklyn…no exposed brick en Hialeah…Last sodas: Bob Graham & our friends honored at the White House’s Cuban-American dayTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tune in to our new ASMR podcast…where does Kendall start and end…Ish wishes he had a hair journey too…is entertainment news more difficult to report than ‘hard’ news?…there’s a way to represent without representing…failures can ultimately be blessing…Ish knows where all the Dollar stores are, even in Gables…everyone has a good side…Books & Books is a great spot to chat…live in the moment, get great content…never let anyone make you feel ‘othered’…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.