So much vocabulary from cars…bring on the 50% off Easter candy…y Dollar Tree sigue subiendo...DJ would rather get out of the car than customize an order via app…pranks, pranks and more pranks, just NOT with Ish’s dad…thanks to the Sheila E concert, Ish is now unofficially part of the Estefan clan…is Beyonce’s Jolene memorable…ay el trafico...if only govt officials paid attention to real issues…meanwhile, if transplants are leaving why is there still so much traffic…guess Joey Lawrence would be the antidote to Lilith Fair music…freestyle now and forever…if anybody knows how to get us in touch with the ladies of Exposé, we’re all ears…Last soda: ExposéTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603The Fair: https://www.fairexpo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

De Habana a NY…we need more good salsa…bring on the jazz funk…Samba con salsa, what a great combo…who wouldn’t want to tour the world playing music…ok, ok we love our Jersey Cubans too…bro, who does a danzon these days…the immigrant hustle is real…from banging casuelas to releasing an album…musical talent needs to be encouraged at all times…hmmm, are Brasilians louder than Cubans…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Still looking damn good Nelly Furtado…feds don’t raid a mansion for no reason…our thoughts to the victims of the MD bridge situation…hey, trolls maybe you don’t need to voice your opinion at all times…maybe Ish just doesn’t have a favorite ice cream…seriously, DJ clearly does NOT like warmth…join use for DJ’s new segment, all the best foods to freeze…is a moose as big as a motorhome…we appreciate the new steps taken by the census, but is it the right direction…man, we just thought Nickelodeon was edgy not sketchy…we miss Amanda Bynes…Ish & DJ at the gym seems like two VERY different experiences…Last Sodas: Kate Middleton & Being the VibeTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603The Fair: https://www.fairexpo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

How much Sweden is too much Sweden…the patriotism of US car dealerships…explaining Boxing Day…someone in the US bought London Bridge??…ok we found Kate Middleton, now what…hate her all you want, JLo is the hardest working woman in entertainment…who knew Ish could flow like that…meanwhile, a 9 year old shouldn’t be saying those things…just give us the NSYNC reunion already…talk about a weird Wild Orchid connection…ok so now it’s basically illegal to be homeless in FL…Ish isn’t ready for an English language salsa album…Last Sodas: American Fiction & SanguichTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603The Fair: https://www.fairexpo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Talk about an icon…our fist Hollywood Walk of Fame recipient…we are primed for a good salsa album…hmm, maybe Ish IS on the ‘Bailar’ album?…Celia is our queen now and always…album launch party by way of concert? Yes please…no biggie, just part of ‘We Are the World’…nobody’s a better music partner than dad…for real though, Papa Succar needs his own album…goes to show, stay focused and talented, success follows…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

“People need the Pero”…We do love a Miami media mogul (and alliterations)…Broward does just seem further away…platanos are the great Caribbean unifier…seriously, she is one ambitiously, busy lady…of course she loves Lucy (Lopez)…woot woot, one foreperson in the guest host rotation…are Oscars relevant…bank on being underestimated like Tyler Perry…oh Joe we kinda dig the schadenfreude…what VO actor wouldn’t aspire to be voice of God…125 first cousins IS an intimate gathering…shunning your culture in youth only to appreciate it later…you have to niche down when it comes to content...always comes back to My Big Fat Greek Wedding…Last Sodas: Miami, Scarlet Johansson on SNL & Vanessa JamesTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603The Fair: https://www.fairexpo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dua Lipa is just perfection except for the BO…los taxes…congrats to the Brits winners…who would be ‘fine’ in 2024…we miss the Virgin Megastore…Spring Break, no vengas…closing parking isn’t a great idea…paper fasteners nor horseradish will be found in Miami…Riverside Mathematics, total flashback…Usnavy & Yuleiski go to Cracker Barrel…Must See TV & TGIF…Pizzeria Chips…SoBe beverages…sour candy Altoids…Olestra’s anal seepage…Snackwells…we haven’t seen most of the Oscar movies…the diversity of Meryl Streep & River Wild…Billy Dee Williams had an Avon collection?!…Uncle Sal and the Stanford Achievement Test…Dan Savage’s definition for Santorum is the wrong use of frothy…Play-doh barber shop was a snack…Last Sodas: Aldi & Marcello HernandezTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603The Fair: https://www.fairexpo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Cuban Leos unite...he ACTUALLY studied business administration…comedy, drama, sci-fi the guy can do it all…just 2 Miami boys talking about restaurants…of course Gina Torres is his other mom…take that chance on your talent…TWO Guy Richie movies?!…always be the guy who talks UP people who aren’t in the room…this Westchester Pride parade is coming along nicely, right?…the immigrant work ethic never really goes away…yep, even in space there’s some version of a Latino, deal with it…funny how it took so many years to actually ‘know’ someone from IG ‘in person’…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

And we got the episode number wrong…How does DJ NOT know Rainbow Connection…Spirit Halloween, we’ve got so many questions…SoBe WFF was DEFINITELY an experience…impostor syndrome will never leave DJ apparently…oh Yolanda…should some murderers get parole…Court TV was great…UK Wonka experience is the family friendly version of Fyre Festival…The Lion, the Witch & the Walk-in Closet…what’s your fave Spanish word…how much is a few vs a handful vs several…when Ish & DJ agree to disagree…cereal for breakfast is totally valid, but was the CEO tone deaf…did we really miss Rachel Dolezal…RIP Greatest Hits albums…bring back the mix CDs/tapes…Last Sodas: Wendy Williams & Feud: Capote vs The SwansTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Thank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/PeroThe Fair: https://www.fairexpo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jaunty hats are the best…seems DJ owes Ish a few gifts…Dr Seuss works on several levels…South Korea just loves Brian McKnight…many opportunities were given, just train your employees NOT to gaslight customers…reply to social media, people…what are you things people love, but don’t really love…NOBODY loves Bob Dylan, fight us…morning people do NOT exist…fat shaming is 100% wrong, but is a convention the answer…we’re prepping to survive SoBe WFF…impostor syndrome is real but Ish will NOT let DJ give in to it…it’s nice when you forget to mention your family…GO ON HUNGRY YOKAI!!!…Last Sodas: Miami Cafe & Pitbull ft Dolly PartonTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Thank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/PeroThe Fair: https://www.fairexpo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apologies, we’ve since replace the mics…doing what you love is living the dream…desde Cuba viene haciendo contenido...figuring out your 2nd act is always hard…best phrase of season 7 is “en Cuban no tenia pelucas’…good comedy can translate…the boy can do so many accents it’s scary…observation leads to good acting…como funciona la mente creativa…it’s the details that are relatable…he can step in for ANYONE on Primer Impacto in a second…suegra Cubana al fin…12 Corazones RIP…featured in Vogue Mexico but not in Cuban publications…can’t limit your content appeal...bye Sumaylin...Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Starbucks is NOT a safe space for DJ…Ish likes to chronologically think of I Drove All Night covers…Cyndi is an icon…we love 80s movies, even ones we aren’t Stans for…seek and you shall find your narrative, even if it’s total BS…and now we’re talking the grandaddies of conspiracy theories with 9/11…welcome back ‘white nonsense’ it’s been a while…influencers wearing shoes but barefoot…jails aren’t the best place for a wedding…2nd fridge is total middle aged flex…help us welcome No Mercy and Merenbooty Girls…are we just over close friends now…teaching communism in FL schools sounds like a good idea, but there’s always the execution…ugh pear juice is WAY too thick…so you introduce vague rules but get upset when it’s too vague to follow…Last Sodas: JLo & UsherTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603FL Dairy: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflorida.comThank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/Pero Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Please no earthquakes, our insurance won’t cover it…Miley really set the tone for the Grammys…reporting public records isn’t stalking…long live Celine…could We Are The World be done today…bring on Usher…don’t forget this Sunday is Janet Jackson Appreciation Day…it would take Elon Musk’s money to legally take on Disney…btw, X isn’t exactly a bastion of true free speech…Dua Lipa probably has really bad breath…the Olympics are coming…man the World’s Fair gave us so much…get on that scale to fly Finnair…airline employees need military training these days…Last Sodas: Sofia Vergara & Small Business PSATheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603FL Dairy: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflorida.comUse PEROPOD for 20% off at The Perfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nycThank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/Pero Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb is finally here…Usher makes it looks effortless…Vegas does deserve a true showman…cordon bleu & pilaf = perfection…so we go from CAO not accepting their OWN gift card to them taking any ol’ card…the multitasking Cuban barber is DEFINITELY an only in Miami thing…seriously, why the face time though…Darien owes that guy a shirt por lo menos…Muppets are real and you can’t tell us otherwise…social media needs a warm hug like Sesame Street…the algorithm needs tweaking at least…more positivity please…glad Big Bird didn’t blow up…ABBA vs Ace of Base…we need to hear Darien explain light years to his mom…maybe that’s what RBD REALLY stands for…Last Sodas: Roberto Clemente & Chita RiveraTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603FL Dairy: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflorida.comUse PEROPOD for 20% off at The Perfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nycThank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/Pero Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Don’t be ridiculous, of course we’re back, Cousin Larry…yes, focus on the Olympics not the elections…Griselda: #girlboss…the Griselda glow up is real…lazy marketing can still accomplish its goals…good luck with that youth social media legislation, kids know all the tech work arounds…love Kylie, the liquor markup not so much…those poor offshore customer service centers…how did she not know the address of her job…despite the nostalgia, the Seaquarium does need something done about it…RVs in Hialeah should always be a tip off to something illegal…motel Caja china is probably urban legend, but one that got close to reality…DJ just learned about the origin of tots…Last Sodas: Charles Osgood & The Toy BankTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603FL Dairy: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflorida.comUse PEROPOD for 20% off at The Perfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nycThank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/Pero Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Do yourself a favor & get these chocolate bars…possibly the smartest chef we’ve ever interviewed…Venezuelan AND German…talk about some of the best foods on both sides…never too late to follow your dreams…entrepreneurial myopia…Ish would make the BEST taste tester…don’t just eat these, savor them…S’mores in a bar form? Yes, please…for the record, its pronounced ‘chew-wow’…let’s all be Chief Joy Activators…why not be sustainable where possible…who doesn’t love some dulce de leche...Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603FL Dairy: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflorida.comUse PERO20 for 20% off at The Perfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nyc Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Not even distance can keep us from creating our last ep of the year…ok so we all now know the sweet spot to visit Disney…yo if you’re gonna app everything, provide some chargers in the park…seriously, our posts are all in good fun (mostly)…dear social media, why can’t we have nice things?…ahhh casual racism, what took you so long to find our post…T-Swift may be huge here, but globally it’s Latina power baby…congrats to Karol G on the 3rd year of most watched artist…Dear Robbie Williams, you were always big in America to us…we miss the good ol’ days of Art Basel…seriously, two people being worms isn’t art, it’s pre-K…we should definitely mime the Caja China…hmmm, a Cracker Barrel in Hialeah would be worth the content…we miss you Macaroni Grill…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603FL Dairy: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflorida.comUse PERO20 for 20% off at The Perfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nyc Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jermaine Dupree is the hip hop equivalent of fetch…we do NOT wanna be Diddy right now…expect a full Disney report when DJ returns…is the Hall of Presidents just to descansar?…Crystal Palace = unattainable dream…of course Ish knows more than 10 US presidents, flags not so much…sashay away George Santos…politicians do NOT belong on DWTS…Australians definitely take less time for goodbyes than Latinos…la despedida is its own tradition…why doesn’t colorism affect the popularity of las novelas Turkas…we love El Escaparate from Beauty & the Beast…forgotten Disney films…yeah, our audio this week is de madre…oh no, due to glitches in the recording, DJ’s last soda didn’t fully record…Last Sodas: Rosalyn and Josh Carter & Who’s The BossTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603FL Dairy: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflorida.comUse PERO20 for 20% off at The Perfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nyc Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bro, SW alum are everywhere…sigh, A-Rod & his ‘Kendall is the hood’ comment will never die…Croqueta fueled childhoods are the best…communal yearbook…Warhol + Lichtenstein + Kandinsky…cartoons always influence adulthood…latinos never understand their kids moving away…one more yearbook editor…talk about an impressive resume…all 2020 was winter of 2020…here we go with DJ’s fave store again, Burdines…yep, we seriously considered buying Book Barn…yet again, Miami lacks ‘history’…wontons on the red couch at Canton…this ep might as well be sponsored by Eckerd…we’ve got your number Sunset Drive…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603FL Dairy: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflorida.comUse PERO20 for 20% off at The Perfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nyc Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welp, that’s pretty much 2023…DJ’s Thanksgiving leftovers were delicious…unfortunately his mom’s, not so much…stay tuned for your weekly Hall & Oates update…dime = Scrooge McDuck…longing for clubbing days without wanting to get off your phone…seriously, just come down 95 to Miami…unless you’ve got a prob with us being 1 in 4 Americans by 2060…good move with Magic 93.9, I Heart Media…Shakira: English vs Spanish, discuss…absolutely embrace The Box of it all, go all in…please connect us to the Merenbooty Girls…phew, Thunder Wheels is going but not gone…how dare ANYONE criticize a national treasure…Last soda: Henry Kissinger & Dolly Parton’s criticsTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603FL Dairy: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflorida.comUse PERO20 for 20% off at The Perfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nyc Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Juan Luis Guerra was a huge part of all our lives, especially being like 10 ft tall…the bilirubin needs to be healthy…we should try to harness the energy of Charytin…bring on the Thanksgiving feast…bring on the Little Debbie…again with Royal Dansk…yep, even Arbor Day gets lechon to celebrate…don’t hate on arroz imperial…does Hickory Farms even exist any more…FOUR popcorn tins is too many…maybe don’t glorify Osama…tragedy isn’t a competition…nobody should get news from social media, especially not Tik Tok…DJ’s mom would totally kill it on Family Double Dare…we should have Ish’s mom to share some Abuela stories, the NY trip alone…UNO is not cards…Last Cawy Lemon Lime: Our listeners & Dolly Parton’s RockstarTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603FL Dairy: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflorida.comUse PERO20 for 20% off at The Perfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nyc Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

How has he NOT been on OUR show…another one of our east coast primos…the key to representation is authenticity…a one man show is no joke…ok, who doesn’t like aguacates…geeky calbito cubanos gotta stick together…generations man, it’s about what you leave behind…how are you going to be upset about representation…we love this guy, even though he’s gonna make our heads swell with all the love…goes to show, you never know when wearing a hat will be immortalized…gotta love a cubiche nickname…pa’que veas, we’re everywhere…yeah, Latinidad IS like the Force…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

DJ & Flo Rida were totally gym buddies…Pitbull does pretty much cover all FL song references…please tour again Tears for Fears & Hall and Oates…look at DJ agreeing with Marco Rubio…generational trauma is true…if you leave one country for another due to asylum, maybe you don’t party there later…how do you question someone’s ethnicity…Mario Lopez was once deported thanks to Bea Arthur…privilege comes in many forms…what area of Miami did the Golden Girls live in…nope, we’re not gonna tip our dentist…we clearly establish in this ep that Ish is NOT a culinary expert…$27 for a flan is un robo...inflation is not the same as capricho…Last Cawy Lemon-Lime: P!nkTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603FL Dairy: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflorida.comUse PERO20 for 20% off at The Perfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nyc Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

U2 gets Coldplay hate…Kylie on a table or Toni lap dance…welcome back Bezos…do companies bringing headquarters have any real impact…encourage tech jobs as well as getting a degree…wow, look at the Vatican is being progressive…the cynic in me is totally a Fiona song…Teletubbies and Abuela…what’s your customer service boiling point…man, DJ clearly knows how to strongly word a letter…Ish is pretty basic with fast food…Wendys giving small frosty as consolation prize…Episode 1 was so long ago…Full House recap podcast is job security…does anyone still watch Greys…Last Cawy Lemon-Lime: Bruce Willis & Zoetic StageTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603FL Dairy: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflorida.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this ep, it’s the DJ & Abel show…so many in Miami long for history without trying to preserve it…never hesitate to take those pics…DJ has already shared all his pics…Orange Bowl…Hollywood Sportatorium…Deuville…Miami Stadium…Malibu Grand Prix…Los Piratas…of COURSE Burger Beast would know as much about Miami…ditto for Billy Corben…Glam Slam…Mansion…INS building…Burdines…Swensens…Bakery Centre…Miracle Center…always take time to look around and appreciate thingsTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

3rd time’s the charm with tech difficulties…embrace the meme, Mariah…what is Hollywood Hopscotch…we get how Zooey Deschanel can caeer mal…RIP Matthew Perry…talent is one thing, it’s another to turn your challenges into learning opportunities for others…Sandy on Growing Pains was proto-Chandler…can’t argue with logic when it comes from Neo…facts don’t matter, how do you counter that…non-IP movies just don’t exist anymore…Die Hard, Christmas movie or not…at least Keith Lee is being nice about his food reviews…DJ totally sounded like Carrie Bradshaw…seriously, how hot is hot enough for you people…just because you have an opinion, doesn’t mean you know how to review…Last Cawy Lemon-Lime: Matthew PerryTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603FL Dairy: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflorida.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy Halloween…por favor, not Christmas already…we’re definitely the pan de bono of podcasts…could there be a Miami Ferris Bueller…visit Shojo’s Dojo, they are FANTASTIC…better for the purse, hot sauce or bicarbonato...Ish going to The View is like cheating on DJ…Ana Navarro in person is even more Ana Navarro…still jonesing that pizza…machines shouldn’t be tipped, that’s the line…Sabado Gigante tapings were un vacilon…we should totally go see Aqua…Tiny Tim and his tulips…thank you all for the malanga feedback…Family Matters: Judy’s Tale…Cheesecake Factory is the perfect place for a first date…first dates are about a vibe, not impressing you with dollar value…pumpernickel with blue cheese dressing, just do it…Last Cawy Lemon-Lime: Maggie Smith for Loewe & Here Lies LoveTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pop-up community is pretty cool, so far…we do love our donuts…one more covid-related success story…take your passions and combine them…the summer of donuts sounds delicious…lesson being, don’t overthink…donuts + wrestling + drive-in sounds good to us…2020 was the epicenter of pop-up culture…taro donuts are WAY better than you’d expect…asking them to choose between their children aka flavors…travel is inspiring…RIP Macho Man…don’t haggle with a small business…shout out to Josh’s Pizza…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Let’s revisit Harlem Shake…’lives rent free’ is a great phrase…DJ is going to be very uncomfortable in India and that’s ok…autumn in Miami is cause for open windows…NY Ish is New Yorkino…just because we don’t mention it, doesn’t mean we aren’t thinking about it…oh you’re gonna take Ish’s gift card…how to introduce the concept of customer service to Cuba…DJ’s orders are never on the menu…maybe Jada Pinkett Smith knows us too…don’t shade Justin for Brit’s abortion, do it for Janet’s boob…let yourself out of your comfort zone on occasion…Last Cawy Lemon-Lime: Kindness of Strangers & Suzanne SomersTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Almost time to learn what cake DJ gets this year…Ish knows way too much about America’s Funniest People…never forget Eartha Kitt…what is English for malanga plant…Nery is all about ‘Stars Are Blind’…yeah, you all out there saying ‘she ate it’ need to acknowledge it’s basically appropriation…not to discriminate, but maybe if you work in a place where everything is in a particular language, learn that language…never lose sight of humanity…Israel & Palestine isn’t going to be solved by your hot take…terrorism is never acceptable…don’t question other people’s lived experiences…speaking up is not a one size fits all…Sesame Street is VERY soothing…Last Cawy Lemon-Lime: Beyonce & Taylor Swift & Lele PonsTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back to Alex Garcia & nice to meet ya Josie Cossio…talk about tradition, 1948…treasure those old letters…who better to refrescar Miami than soda makers…community is built on tradition…look for the positive memories within the trauma…necessity makes you figure things out…pero hasta KY has Cubans now…un taller is NOT an auto shop…being part of the community has so many facets…a refresh can still keep elements of the past…get that Gen Z feedback…bring on the Latina named hurricanes…por favor, don’t just show up at the factory…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Old songs were just as raunchy as modern reggaeton…Janet can be nasty cuz she’s all poppy…Usher at the Super Bowl…so many songs about masturbation in the 80s…save Selena at the expense of JLo…the ‘what about me’ effect on social media…is Spanish language news dumbed down…why so much focus on la farandula...U2 at The Sphere…the modern concert spectacle…recipes couldn’t be more benign, yet here come the trolls…Dolly is a global treasure…why seek things out just to bitch about it…how do you go from Disney costume to death threats…perms just aren’t a great look…finally some justice for 2Pac…Last Cawy Lemon-Lime sodas: Kim Ng & Javier RomeroTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Congrats, you’re quiet for 30 seconds…the case just filed, but already we’ve got Lizzo docs…we want 2 more Fyre Fest docs…court of public opinion vs court of law…who knew insurance mascots would be so popular…two hosts with a cold…Cawy Lemon Lime defines crisp soda…turron is nougat & nougat is turron…WGA isn’t striking & Ish has strong thoughts DJ doesn’t understand…NEVER be Only in Dade’s comments section…who doesn’t know RBD?…Ish is now taking suggestions for RBF…bring on Que Pasa USA roulette…so much hair dryer talk…even after 30 years, Ish is learning DJ’s blindspots…what shows did YOU watch that nobody watches…Last Cawy Lemon-Lime sodas: Fisher-Price’s Little People El Chavo collection & CVS’ Happy San Givin collectionTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Thank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/Pero Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lack of words can sometimes say more…old movie homages are the best…we always say names properly (if we can)…if you don’t see your story being told, tell it yourself…painting sets is a lost art…everything is a trilogy these days…Cuban-Americans share so much but also have differences…nostalgia for a place that’s no longer there…dental work in Cuba...never forget the stories of our past…manga and comics always rear their inspirational head…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Cloro is all you need for clean…60 vs 70 in Spanish requires thought…really, France, a formula for a number…what’s your fave bank pronunciation…our Gloria Estefan adventures continue…Mike & Ike is becoming a big part of our podcast…calling collect was such a thing in the 90s…DJ’s omelet story is the BEST part of his cruise…it almost wasn’t a perfect day in Coco Cay…missing those $1 theater days…being unmarried does NOT make you lonely, but we love the 8 year old’s practicality for marriage…lack of Spanish doesn’t make you less Latino/Hispanic…with that said, it sure does add to the experience…RIP Botero…Last Sodas: Russel Brand (gasless) & astronaut Jose HernandezTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Thank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/Pero Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy anniversary Sr Hamburbesita…scavenger hunts are like a movie come to life…bring on the VMA latinos…it’s ok Thalia, we remember your song with Fat Joe…Miami is the Only Fans capital…earn that money young…yeah, DJ wouldn’t do weird feet things on his Only Fans…how does one sift through the Only Fans content…what are the WGA guidelines if you’re writing for yourself…Drew Barrymore doesn’t deserve all the hate…the SAG/WGA strike is the ultimate lose/lose…AI can’t create the nuances of our language…live action Jetsons would just be today…of course DJ’s binging Que Pasa USA…some words just make your face look fun…Last Sodas: Ann Lowe & Mattel’s Celia Cruz dollTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Thank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/Pero Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

East coast Miami boys unite…wow we have lots of people in common…we ARE collecting news Cubanitos like Pokemon…sure we’re a few months after Pride, but he did a great job co-hosting…support SAGE…it’s not easy being a trailblazer, especially with humility…he didn’t even study journalism…we SHOULD start a Westchester Pride parade…go on Emma Bowen foundation…it always comes back to the Abuelos…never underestimate the determination of a first gen kid…no big, deal just the first use of a smartphone for a broadcast news story…love us some What Would You Do…es verdad Boris never gives us compliments…bro, how does he NOT have the Miami accent…just 2 niños buenos chatting…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bathroom naps are the best…relive or redo your 20s…how can you have an issue with somebody having free time or decorating their home…we should absolutely get the opinion of Hialeahans on beef jerky…’Don’t be Trolling, Just Keep Scrolling’…Celia Cruz + Star Wars = winning combo apparently…we do live for those overheard Miami conversations…seriously, henceforth it shall be known as Maybel Ling…RIP Bob Barker…there can only be one round of Dream Jeopardy…anyone else remember Pantry Pride…Last Sodas: Bob Barker & Sling TV’s Que Pasa USA channelTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Thank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/Pero Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sending love and positive thoughts to victims of Hurricane Idalia…of course DJ doesn’t like Toxic…que estupidez the white after Labor Day crap…mental health needs to be priority for EVERYONE…if you’re going to be an influencer, at least do good like Mr Beast…what is the shelf life of a modern content creator…tu tambien te cuidas Jenny…Mama’s Family is pure comfort TV…bring on the Miami kids party places…Ish didn’t go to the white elementary school…tremendo car mash up con el Tempo viejo with new parts…yo Burger Beast, can you find McD’s birthday cake with sugared characters?…whoever has Piratas memorabilia, please share…ahh, el Tropicaire…would you let your partner sleep with someone else as a dying wish…peak Britney is peak Britney…kudos to Xbox for not putting up with toxic bs…we will legit go to your Halloween party, DJ needs to do his The Weekend costumes…and if anyone has a lead on a SF Giants beanie, DM us…Last Sodas: Edy Suarez (IG: @edysuarez_) & Trelles Cottage (IG: @thetrellescottage)Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603FL Dairy Farm: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflorida.comThank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/Pero Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This, THIS is an icon mi genre…Ish totally fanboys…seriously, Oxigeno has ALL the bangers…50 years in the music industry deserves ALL the celebrating…artists like Willy keep our history alive…of course we have to shout out My Big Fat Cuban Family…ok, how great is it hearing the legendary Willy Chirino say our show’s name…and he’s even helping the next generation, that’s how you keep your legacy going…oh and his Beatles album is just awesome…hmm, what would the PLMTY dish be…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603FL Dairy Farm: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflorida.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

there is a sense of community at these concerts now…oh those resort fees…doesn’t drink, gamble or do buffets, pa’que DJ va a Vegas…RIP Lolita…zoos aren’t great but they do have a place in conservation efforts…look, nature is ugly, deal with it…still reeling over the notion of founding fathers NOT knowing dinosaurs…DJ knows VERY little about dinosaurs…picture it, dinosaurs in powdered wigs with Cape Cod accents…awww we heart giraffes…Noah should have totally saved the unicorns…Fyre Festival round 2…ok fine we’ll cover the dumpster Fyre…Last Sodas: Brasil & Bray WyattTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603FL Dairy Farm: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflorida.comThank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/Pero Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Back to school and back to traffic…bring back the TV movies of the week…but we wanna see Zepotha…let’s make Tabasco’s a reality…mira que el HOV lane is complicated…Shopping lists, portals and passwords, oh my…DJ is going to see Bey…como jodian with the duo tang folders…now and forever, Trapper Keepers…Jansport, with or without leather bottom…Ish would be a benevolent PTA dictator…what’s YOUR favorite concert…powdered public school bathroom soap…un poco mas and DJ was on stage with Michael Buble…probiotic gummies are definitely NOT worth going to jail over…Last Sodas: Barber of Athletes & Blue BeetleTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603FL Dairy Farm: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflorida.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sometimes it’s not about reinventing the wheel, just making it tastier…combining your cultures should be a source of pride…a savory pastelito is a great departure…ok, so he’s a trained chef, cue our impostor syndrome…we need to just put in a standing order for all his pastelitos…thank God we live where we can grab his tasty treat any day at any time…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Pastelito Papi: https://pastelitopapi.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our thoughts and love go out to Maui…when you’re the boss, you can’t be one of the girls/guys…Madonna would STILL be in litigation over Truth or Dare…every one of us in Miami knows someone con un carro en un canal…makes sense, even the price of coke would go up in 2023…too little to late to try and cement your place…guys, by nature psychology is the study of ALL parts of human nature…it’s almost like FL education has told the rest of the south ‘hold my beer’…purposely vague is the new thing…talk about rolling down a riverboat in Montgomery…damn pontoon party…Last Sodas: MaFe Walker & Wayne BradyTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603FL Dairy Farm: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflorida.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ish understands slow French…el pollo perdido…RIP Lebo, let’s please preserve his art in public spaces…& the real estate mafia continues…of course people are leaving Miami, who can afford it…not even one green space on Brickell Key…Cardi B can throw down…viejos y la loteria…RIP Paul Reubens…seriously, is news so ratings starved as to cover a car ride…dear Colombia, thank you for pan de bono…send us Buc-ee’s swag…ok, Ish is still confused about the bear in China…don’t give up your info for free, but no nude-shaming here either…seriously, Ish has no clue how to launder clothes, much less money…Last Sodas: Taylor Swift & O’Shae SibleyTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603FL Dairy Farm: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflorida.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Miami English isn’t the same as Spanglish…yep, took someone from NC to crack this code…more people need to use ‘eat shit’…who decides what is/isn’t correct grammar…it’s about the influence, not the blending…languages evolve…of course you don’t hear your own accent…who put teachers in charge anyway…that damn Academia Real in Spain…how does a word end up in a dictionary…who says Cuban Spanish isn’t pretty enough…why don’t we have bilingual teaching…even the founding fathers didn’t want an official language…it always comes back to Sabado Gigante…we do speak in punctuation, don’t we?…at what point do we lose the language…of course Lucy Lopez should be studied…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603FL Dairy Farm: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflorida.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Barrio Boyz were ahead of their time…Barbie isn’t anti-men, it’s pro-women…Ish did give Thalia consent…DJ totally created Kate McKinnon…good architecture even for the Dream House…Barbie/Toy Story multiverse…bring back the simple summer blockbuster…long live Aqua…UFOs are absolutely real…more prequels nobody asked for…late life Americana pop culture…which Wonka character are you?…rebranding at the expense of brand value…if you’re everything to everyone are you anything…not sponsored by Yeti…Last Sodas: Sinead o’Connor & Nestor CarbonellTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603FL Dairy Farm: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflorida.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

20 years later, still the Queen of Salsa…Ish really didn’t know Angela Carrasco beat Celine Dion…peluqueria rock at its finest..why did so many white women love Julio Iglesias…pretty sure DJ is helping SUITS climb the Netflix chart…at some point isn’t cable going to be a better option than streaming…so many cheesy songs made their way into elementary school productions in the 80s…so are we all going to just put personal stuff on front street now…if you pay for the tickets, you get to take a selfie pero don’t throw the camera onstage…what early ’00 song sounds dated to you…why did we have a day and spelling obsession in song back then…birria tacos shouldn’t come out of a can that directly…Last Sodas: Miami Stadium & My Adventures with SupermanTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603FL Dairy Farm: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflorida.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mad scientist AND Satan, talk about a combo…we love us a novela…when do we get to dance with Chayanne…soap actors are unsung heroes of acting…13 years is a helluva commitment…thanks Books & Books for the spot to record…Jim Carrey inspiring Cubanitas in Miami, who knew…love when we know the same people as guests…novelas aren’t the same as soaps…claro, que she was on Sabado Gigante...most of us would probably have croquetas fall out…Days of our Lives really should be sci-fi…can’t change the formula that got you here…Miami is all about the palanca…the ultimate app if you can control someone’s organs…only a Miami girl would compare her character to a chonga…as they say, you can take the girl outta Miami, but can’t take Miami outta the girl…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603FL Dairy Farm: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflorida.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.