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World of Warcraft Lore - Molten Core
Lore Butter here, butter butter butter butter.This week we're back and who's hosting? Jamie! What does Jamie love more than family? WoW Classic? What was WoW Classic's first Raid? Molten Core! What is this episode about? Tax evasion!In reality we're doing molten core, and brought on 37 other people to help. This episode will serve as both guide and lore episode so you can pelt your Guildies with trivia whilst hosing down fire snakes with peanut butter.We learn about Blizzard game design, Ragnaros' fetish and the internal politics of snake men.As always, we love to hear from you guys, so check out our Discord, our Twitter, our Facebook, and our Instagram.) We would also love for you to leave us a review on iTunes if you have the time! Get ad-free content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01:26:1618/12/2019
Warhammer 40K Lore - Eldar Myth
Lore Boys here, with some spicy Warhammer 40K lore. This time we're telling the story behind the Eldar Myth Cycles and all the wacky warfare that's sure to ensue. The whole family is here, Grandpa Asuryan, Uncle Khaine, Mother Isha, and Father Kurnous... uh that weird hobo Cegorach... everyone, even an Elder God or two may make an appearance. Oh, not Jamie though, he had to sit this one out in order to get the orgy planet ready.We've done a few other episodes on 40K, so consider checking out our Necron episode or our episode on the Great Crusades and Primarchs.As always, we love to hear from you guys, so check out our Discord, our Twitter, our Facebook, and our Instagram.) We would also love for you to leave us a review on iTunes if you have the time! You can always shoot us a quick email at [email protected] if you want your invite to Planet Orgy! Get ad-free content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01:01:3612/12/2019
Halo Lore - Humanity
Lore Boys are back with another episode featuring humanity stampeding through uncharted space.There will be much more Halo to come through and after the Christmas 2019 season so keep it glued.Today we're doing Halo to celebrate the release of Halo: Reach onto PCs! Can you think of a better way to catch some accidental downloads now that Halo is hype again?This episode features space politics, space exploration, space economic policy, the real UN but no actual Halos.Jamie takes a used car into space, Ethan sees something a bit familiar happening and Peter figures moon people would be pale and physically weak.Just your average space day for the Lore Boys.So tell your friends and leave us a review on iTunes and the rest our social media (Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram.) We wanna hear from you guys, so shoot us an email at [email protected]. Get ad-free content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01:00:5504/12/2019
Gex Lore
Lore Boys are back, with more hot, topical, very current lore and fake history for you to consume, as you MUST! You see, Gex loves his T.V. shows, and he teaches us the valuable lesson all the way back in 1999 that television was always doomed to fail, and you now must digest podcasts, the clearly superior multimedia format. We're visiting all the channels in this Gex episode, like the cemetery channel, the Chinatown channel, and probably more surreal channels. I don't remember a sport channel, but did people watch sports in the 90s? We'll never know.Support for the show is brought to you by YOU, as always. You're love, messages, and reviews drive us and keep us motivated to make the show, so if you like what you hear, let us know! So tell your friends and leave us a review on iTunes and the rest our social media (Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram.) We wanna hear from you guys, so shoot us an email at [email protected], and we're currently keeping suggestions from you folx open, so shoot us a suggestion! Get ad-free content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01:05:1227/11/2019
Armored Core Lore
Welcome back to Lore Boys!Shucks wouldn't you know it we're doing another request, this one coming from the far flung and vast corn fields from some state where people get named "Woody".This week we're doing Armoured Core!Ethan learns what it's like to be a Fromsoft fan, Pete debates whether turn right makes you a robot and Jamie strikes it rich and kicks off the Pepsi Rush of 1896As always, we super appreciate you listening, and hope that if you enjoy the show you’ll tell your friends and leave us a review on iTunes and the rest our social media (Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram.) We wanna hear from you guys, so shoot us an email at [email protected], and maybe we'll even choose one of your stupid ideas. Get ad-free content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01:06:1513/11/2019
Mass Effect: The First Contact War
We have returned following PornHub related stomach flues and are happy to tell you about more, and more sweet Lore.Today (which is now officially Wednesday) wee will be discussing how great it is to engage with new cultures, and how it never ever goes wrong.Today we're covering the First Contact War from Mass Effect.We'll learn that humans are ambitious and stubborn, Turians are quick on the trigger, and cats like to sneeze.Along the way we'll make some friends, some enemies, some enemies and even some enemies. We might even lose some nukes.Jamie is away, Ethan is suspicious of bugs and Pete just wants to find his nukes without being too obvious. Classic Lore Boys or even Blassic Core Loys.As always, we super appreciate you listening, and hope that if you enjoy the show you’ll tell your friends and leave us a review on iTunes and the rest our social media (Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram.) We wanna hear from you guys, so shoot us an email at [email protected], otherwise we'll send you unarmed into uncharted space. Get ad-free content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
53:1408/11/2019
Luigi's Mansion Lore
Lore Boys here, got your fill of Nintendo's latest hot IP, and it's a spooky one at that! Learn all about the mysterious E. Gad, about the Boos and the relatively peaceful lifestyle they lived alone in a forest, their uh... carpentry skills? We have all the Luigi's mansion lore your body could crave, so dive on in, bring a blank canvas, and let's get ghostbustin'!As always, we super appreciate you listening, and hope that if you enjoy the show you’ll tell your friends and leave us a review on iTunes and the rest our social media (Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram.) We wanna hear from you guys, so shoot us an email at [email protected]. Get ad-free content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01:00:4630/10/2019
Dorohedoro Lore
Lore Boys are back, with the hot new lore for you. By popular request, we're finally taking succumbing to peer pressure and taking up smoking... we're talking about Dorohedoro! This manga, which has run for the last twenty or so years, was recently announced to have an anime series in production! What better time to listen to your favourite idiots tell you all about something they barely understand?? Ethan takes his shirt off, Jamie auditions, and Peter talks us all in to switching to vaping. It's the Lore Boys Anime Hour!As always, we super appreciate you listening, and hope that if you enjoy the show you’ll tell your friends and leave us a review on iTunes and the rest our social media (Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram.) We wanna hear from you guys, so shoot us an email at [email protected]. Get ad-free content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01:05:4523/10/2019
Half-Life 2: The Combine
Lore Boys are back after 20 some odd years in stasis to smell the ashes.Today (or whenever) we're going back to one of the most important series of all time, Half-Life and it's villains the Universal Union or Combine.Today we will learn how the Combine facilitate the three labours of grain harvesting, steal oceans and augment alien insects with guns or huge fake breasts. Jamie makes a modest living taking over universes, Ethan meets and old rival and Pete just enjoys himself. As always, it's just a little Lore Boys.As always, we super appreciate you listening, and hope that if you enjoy the show you’ll tell your friends and leave us a review on iTunes and the rest our social media (Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram.) We wanna hear from you guys, so shoot us an email at [email protected]. Get ad-free content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01:04:1316/10/2019
Twisted Metal Lore - The Lost Endings
Lore Boys here with some hot car action. It's Twisted Metal lore, and the story behind the lost endings of the first game. Horribly produced, painful to watch, poorly acted live-action cutscenes for each driver in the original Twisted Metal game. We're getting nitty-gritty with the game some torqued tin, so hop on in for the ride!As always, we super appreciate you listening, and hope that if you enjoy the show you’ll tell your friends and leave us a review on iTunes and the rest our social media (Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram.) We wanna hear from you guys, so shoot us an email at [email protected], and if you want to join the discussion, check out our Discord! Get ad-free content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01:19:2809/10/2019
Legend of Zelda Lore: The Godess of Time
We Lore Boys are back for the 100th time! We're celebrating 100 episodes by ignoring some of our special episodes and remastering and revisiting the first episode, The Legend of Zelda and the speculative Goddess of Time. Thankfully episode one is lost to time (on Soundcloud) so you probably haven't heard it either!Today we'll get into some Zelda canon, some Lore Boys canon, some he said she said except there's no she because it's Lore Boys.Pete gets soaked in champagne, Ethan talks about ancient fetish robots and Jamie get looks at our own history.Just your average hundredth episode of the Lore Boys!As always, we super appreciate you listening, and hope that if you enjoy the show you’ll tell your friends and leave us a review on iTunes and the rest our social media (Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram.) We wanna hear from you guys, so shoot us an email at [email protected]. Get ad-free content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01:26:1302/10/2019
Gears of War part 1: The Coalition of Ordered Governments
It's me Ethan, and us, Lore Boys, all together again for this episode on Gears of War!There are absolutely NO SPOILERS for Gears of War 4 or 5, this episode we are taking you on a walk across Sera, the setting for the series. We'll talk about the Coalition of Ordered Governments and their love for magic goo, giant spiders, and a cosmonaut named Ivan known for his carpentry.X-Men Contest page:https://www.facebook.com/259194351375131/posts/418910088736889?sfns=moAs always, we super appreciate you listening, and hope that if you enjoy the show you’ll tell your friends and leave us a review on iTunes and the rest our social media (Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram.) We wanna hear from you guys, so shoot us an email at [email protected], and if you hear a chainsaw, run! Get ad-free content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
51:0425/09/2019
Warcraft: The Ashbringer
Hello Lore Folk and keep your hands where I can see them. We're diving into one of Warcraft's favourite tropes the enchanted sword. Today we're doing the Ashbringer.Ethan can't be with us since we gave him the wrong time, but that won't stop us from touching mysterious crystals and having our hands burned off. Learn in this episode why having a favourite child is the right way to raise a child, believing something hard enough is actually magic and that you might as well just buck up and avenge yourself.Just your average day waiting in a WoW Classic Queue.As always, we super appreciate you listening, and hope that if you enjoy the show you’ll tell your friends and leave us a review on iTunes and the rest our social media (Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram.) We wanna hear from you guys, so shoot us an email at [email protected]. Get ad-free content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
58:0811/09/2019
Magic the Gathering - Karona, False God
Ah we see you have returned, well since you're here we might as well continue the story of some unfortunate siblings from Magic the Gathering. You heard (read) right listener we're continuing the saga of bumbling idiot Kamahl and his sister Jeska who is now fused with two other women to become Karona, False God.We continue to learn that Kamahl is a complete loser, becoming the physical manifestation of all magic is no match for a strong net and that you should never trust anyone unless they are a manipulative God of death.Another normal morning, day or night with the Lore Boys.As always, we super appreciate you listening, and hope that if you enjoy the show you’ll tell your friends and leave us a review on iTunes and the rest our social media (Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram.) We wanna hear from you guys, so shoot us an email at [email protected]. Get ad-free content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01:03:2004/09/2019
Dark Souls - The Lords of Cinder
Lore Boys here with some juicy Dark Souls 3 lore! We're telling you all the background information you need on your favourite goo-formed god-eater and all the other lords of cinder from the third and (allegedly) final installation of the Dark Souls series. You could say this episode is the Dark Souls of podcasts, and as I understand it you wouldn't be wrong.It's our last episode recording remotely, at least for a while, so I wanted to give a huge thank you to our listeners for bearing with us and we should be sounding silky smooth again next week!If you like what we do, our fun little goofs and what tidbits of lore we provide, please consider supporting us on Patreon.As always, we super appreciate you listening, and hope that if you enjoy the show you’ll tell your friends and leave us a review on iTunes and the rest our social media (Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram.) We wanna hear from you guys, so shoot us an email at [email protected]. Get ad-free content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01:05:1128/08/2019
Magic: The Gathering Lore - The Birth of a False Goddess
Hey Lore Folk, the Lore Boys are back (at least 2/3 of us) with more Magic: The Gathering lore! We're continuing our harrowing tale of a young barbarian girl who wants nothing but to help her ailing brother and to free her people from the evils of an ancient artifact which, so far at least, has brought nothing but death and destruction and grief. Kamahl, for his part, has given up the Mirari for now, after tearing his sister open with it strapped to his sword on our last episode.If you like what we do, our fun little goofs and what tidbits of lore we provide, please consider supporting us on Patreon.As always, we super appreciate you listening, and hope that if you enjoy the show you’ll tell your friends and leave us a review on iTunes and the rest our social media (Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram.) We wanna hear from you guys, so shoot us an email at [email protected]. Get ad-free content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01:00:0621/08/2019
World of Warcraft: The Corrupted Blood
Hello and welcome Lore Folk, the Lore Boys are back but are not long for this world. Jamie is still in Mexico so it's another conference call, but that's probably for the best as we are covering the corrupted blood incident from World of Warcraft. We certainly don't want to get too close to each other for this one as it could mean our certain doom.Come along and learn about how fake germs grabbed the interest of actual governments, scientists and even created eco-terrorist cells within the game. Anthropologists studied the behaviour of players to get information about real life pandemics.We also learn which class of person to avoid, no it isn't the poor as their ability to steal the souls of the monarchy has been dismissed as quackery it was hunters. Their boar or cat could be a ticking bio-time bomb.As always, we super appreciate you listening, and hope that if you enjoy the show you’ll tell your friends and leave us a review on iTunes and the rest our social media (Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram.) We wanna hear from you guys, so shoot us an email at [email protected] or else we'll pay for your head. You can also help by sneezing or coughing this episode straight into someone's mouth. Get ad-free content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
54:1614/08/2019
BATTLETECH: The Bounty Hunter
The Lore Boys are back and this time they're in it for the money. Join us for another conference call since Jamie is still in a different country, unless you're in Mexico then Ethan and Peter are in a different country and Jamie is your neighbour.This week we have returned to the font of lore known as BATTLETECH for a sixth time to cover the infamous Bounty Hunter.While many people don't know whether this was a man or a woman they did know that this person was in it for the money. Find out which nobles were pro and anti-severed head of their enemies, if it's easy to shoot the colour green and what's appropriate when hiring mercenaries for help.We also talk about over crowding in the vastness of space, how to trick out your Battlemech and Mexican pollen allergies. Just another week with the Lore Boys.As always, we super appreciate you listening, and hope that if you enjoy the show you’ll tell your friends and leave us a review on iTunes and the rest our social media (Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram.) We wanna hear from you guys, so shoot us an email at [email protected] or else we'll pay for your head. Get ad-free content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01:06:4007/08/2019
Magic: The Gathering Lore - Creation of Phage
Good morning, afternoon or evening Lore Folk. We return once again with more Magic the Gathering lore! Today (or whenever you're listening, I don't care) we continue the unfortunate story of Kamahl and his search for the ironically cursed Mirari.We discuss his return to the blood pits, his journey home and his eventual attack on his sister which transformed her into Phage the Untouchable.Many old friends return in this episode who are all completely convinced that the lives this relic has ruined had nothing to do with using it to grant wishes.Jamie asks where milk comes from and Pete gets bribed into also stabbing his sister.Just a regular day in Lore town.As always, we super appreciate you listening, and hope that if you enjoy the show you’ll tell your friends and leave us a review on iTunes and the rest our social media (Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram.) We wanna hear from you guys, so shoot us an email at [email protected]. Get ad-free content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01:02:5624/07/2019
Godzilla Film Eras
Hey Lore Folk, today we've moved away from fake history about fake people and changed to real history about real people telling stories about fake monsters.This week we will take you through the multiple eras of Godzilla's film production in honour of the newest film; King of the Monsters!Today we learn about the horrors of nuclear war, pollution, asthma and transferring your soul into your son's body.Ethan laughs at giant crabs, Jamie is gaslighted and Peter helps us along.As always, we super appreciate you listening, and hope that if you enjoy the show you’ll tell your friends and leave us a review on iTunes and the rest our social media (Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram.) We wanna hear from you guys, so shoot us an email at [email protected] to give us feedback, or simply fuse into one much larger listener that we must defeat. Get ad-free content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01:04:3717/07/2019
Magic: The Gathering Lore - Kamahl's Odyssey
Lore Boys back, after another hiatus brought about by unforeseen circumstances. Who'd have thought three sad boys would have such a hard time meeting up for several hours a week to do something they all love? Not us, that's for sure. Regardless, we're here with some more Magic: the Gathering history in what will be another multipart series. We're returning to Dominaria, though we're way ahead of the Return to Dominaria. We're a measly few decades post-Phyrexian-Invasion, and we're traveling to Otaria to meet a young woman named Jeska and her brother Kamahl.Kamahl, it turns out, has a thing for Superbowl-esque trophies, and will do just about anything to get his hands on one. It's Kamahl's Odyssey today on the Lore Boys!As always, we super appreciate you listening, and hope that if you enjoy the show you’ll tell your friends and leave us a review on iTunes and the rest our social media (Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram.) We wanna hear from you guys, so shoot us an email at [email protected] to give us feedback, or simply find an ancient artifact of unspeakable power, use it to cast a Wish spell to have us next to you, and assume the Butterfly Effect-like chain of events which surely will follow after will end well for everyone involved. Get ad-free content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01:02:5610/07/2019
Bionicle: The Toa Mata
Hello and welcome Lore Folk, this week we're building towards something great. This week we're building Lego! That's right, we're getting into the deep sometimes convoluted and Mask obsessed lore of Bionicle. We learn about how some tiny people crashed their creator spirit into the ocean, the raw deal of being a magic robot angel and that giant enemy crabs can never be stopped.Pete misses his toys, Ethan has a summer cold and has a Dayquil crash at 40 minutes and Jamie, well Jamie is just the sweetest thing you ever did see. All this and slightly more on The Lore Boys.As always, we super appreciate you listening, and hope that if you enjoy the show you’ll tell your friends and leave us a review on iTunes and the rest our social media (Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram.) We wanna hear from you guys, so shoot us an email at [email protected] to give us feedback, or to share your vague spiritual memories that we all kind of remember. Get ad-free content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
55:5319/06/2019
Warcraft the Lich King Part 2 - Arthas and Ner'zhul
Well the Lore Boys are back to finish off Arthas's story. You know the tragic story of a rich, beautiful prince who decides the best way to save all his subjects is to kill all his subjects? Yeah, we're real beat up over his loss too. Still a compelling story as we some of Warcraft's heavy hitters, like Illidan Stormrage, Sylvanas Windrunner, Kel'Thuzad, Uther Lightbringer, and more! Hop into the episode to learn all about Arthas and how he and the Lich King truly find love... or something.As always, we super appreciate you listening, and hope that if you enjoy the show you’ll tell your friends and leave us a review on iTunes and the rest our social media (Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram.) We wanna hear from you guys, so shoot us an email at [email protected] to give us feedback, or to get tips and tricks on how to rule your subjects (it involves a lot of subjugating). Get ad-free content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01:10:4312/06/2019
Warcraft the Lich King - Arthas and the Lich King
Lore Boys are back, this time we're getting pumped for World of Warcraft Classic with some Warcraft Lore. We're talking the Lich King, Arthas, Jaina, Uther, Muradin, and all the the crazy antics they all got up to. Who found that pesky Frostmourne, and why was Arthas so excited about it? Whose knees get broken, and whose kidneys get destroyed? We'll learn about Arthas's signature weapon, the brick on a rope, and who the pony-boy Ogden was REALLY working for this whole time.As always, we super appreciate you listening, and hope that if you enjoy the show you’ll tell your friends and leave us a review on iTunes and the rest our social media (Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram.) We wanna hear from you guys, so shoot us an email at [email protected] or just place a sword in distant, god-forsaken wasteland and have it whisper to us obscure but suggestive messages. Get ad-free content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01:16:1405/06/2019
Mortal Kombat - Scorpion, Sub-Zero, and Noob-Saibot
Lore Boys are here once more with the juiciest video game backstory podcast in town. This week we're riding the hype of Mortal Kombat 11 to bring you the lore for MK1, 2, 3, 9, and a lead-in to MKX and MK11. Jamie couldn't be here this week as we had to send him to mine some electricity and anime for the good of the podcast, but Peter and Ethan soldier on to wade through gore and viscera and bring you an episode featuring Ninjas and their jutsu, flaming skeletons, evil sorcerers, and a regularly scheduled tournament to decide leader of all the free worlds.As always, we super appreciate you listening, and hope that if you enjoy the show you’ll tell your friends and leave us a review on iTunes and the rest our social media (Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram.) We wanna hear from you guys, so shoot us an email at [email protected] or we'll return as a burning skeleton to kill your brother. Get ad-free content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01:02:5929/05/2019
Fire Emblem - Naga and the Creation of the Fire Emblem
The Lore Boys are back with another episode. Season three is shaping up to be real hum-dinger with this week's Fire Emblem episode. Meet all your favourite characters, like Marth, Roy, Ike, Chrom, Robin, and Lucina. At least, meet them as far as we mention all of them, but we do go in depth with Marth lore!It's the history or Archanea in sweet and savoury podcast form. We talk about the creation of the Fire Emblem, the Binding Stone, Medeus, Shadow Dragons, Dragon Kings, and so much more Fire Emblem-y goodness. So slam those earbuds in and crank up the volume to learn all about sharkskin, learn about the first person to disavow a certain hate group, and learn the only thing that's worse than being all thumbs: being no thumbs, which all clams are.As always, we super appreciate you listening, and hope that if you enjoy the show you’ll tell your friends and leave us a review on iTunes and the rest our social media (Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram.) We wanna hear from you guys, so shoot us an email at [email protected] or accidentally get one of your characters killed and we'll show up to reset your Gameboy for you. Get ad-free content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01:06:5022/05/2019
Apex Legends Lore - Character Profiles
Lore Boys are back with more tasty lore. In case you missed it, our previous Titanfall episode covers a bit of the backstory to Kuben Blisk's Apex Games, and why all these quirky characters find themselves at the end of the known universe with nothing but and endless rain of firepower and a thirst for the blood of other athletes... a lot like Sochi, I'd imagine. But today's episode is all about the personalities themselves. How Michael Phelps is Pathfinder, Nancy Kerrigan is Pathfinder, how Mikaela Pauline Shiffrin is, well... Pathfinder.As we venture to the Frontier to take in some classic sport, James squatters up his speech, Peter parties with some Rats, Wrait gets arerested for shoplifting, and Lifeline finally changes her gloves. Grab yourself a gun and butter up some bats, it's Apex Legends character lore!As always, we super appreciate you listening, and hope that if you enjoy the show you’ll tell your friends and leave us a review on iTunes and the rest our social media (Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram.) We wanna hear from you guys, so shoot us an email at [email protected] or squat on the land until we eventually find your plot and decide to set up some interstellar battle royale there. Get ad-free content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01:17:0916/05/2019
The Lord of the Rings Part 2 - The Rings of Power
Boy the Lord of the Rings sure does have a lot of lore. Sauron sure did like to get up to a lot of stuff, like making 19 whole other rings just like the one they made three movies about. We talk about their maker, Celebrimbor, and his work in Sauron's sweatshops producing cheaply made phones. At least he managed to get his friends some phones before Sauron data-capped them.This episode Ethan kisses some Orcs, James learns to become a very average wizard, and Peter holds his staff a little too tight.As always, if you like the show and want to show some support, the best way to do so is to leave us some reviews on iTunes. If you want to get in touch with us and maybe hear your message read on air, feel free to reach out to us on social media (Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram.) As always, don't let any ant-sized men anywhere near your backside. Get ad-free content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01:00:5608/05/2019
Marvel Avengers - What Comes Next?
After our brief hiatus the Lore Boys are back, and we arbitrarily have decided to call this our season 3 premiere! Truth be told, none of us knows why some seasons end and new ones start, so we're going with our gut. We're talking about Marvel comics' Avengers on this episode, but we made sure to keep it completely spoiler free for Endgame content, so all you frosty nerds out there don't need to worry Ethan tries to give some background on the Marvel universe, how it works, and some of the other, notable dimensions in the multiverse, and then we evolve into speculation about where the Marvel Collective Universe might go in what Disney is calling Phase 4. Whether it be sexy blue aliens vs. sexy green aliens in the Kree-Skrull War, just sexy green aliens posing as sexy Avengers in Secret War, an invasion of Duckworldians, or something different altogether, we try and touch on a couple possibilities as we bumble our way through another episode.As always, if you like the show and want to show some support, the best way to do so is to leave us some reviews on iTunes. If you want to get in touch with us and maybe hear your message read on air, feel free to reach out to us on social media (Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram.) As always, don't let any ant-sized men anywhere near your backside. Get ad-free content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01:05:5101/05/2019
Mass Effect - Leviathan
Hello and welcome back to The Lore Boys. This week was a quiet one so Pete decided to take us back a billion years and relax on some forgotten beaches with the oldest (according to them) race in the Milky Way.We're covering Mass Effecft's Leviathans, who out of hubris or stupidity created the main antagonist of the galaxy for the next billion years.We learn that no matter how smart you are, your AI will always go Terminator. Jamie learns about Lego and measuring whiskey, Pete saves you from a dangerous drinking game and Ethan joins the frat house from the Hebrew Bible.Just your average week of Lore Boys.As always, we super appreciate you listening, and hope that if you enjoy the show you'll tell your friends and leave us a review on iTunes and the rest our social media (Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram.) We wanna hear from you guys, so shoot us an email at [email protected] or tell us how much better your AI construct is, and how it will never ever go crazy and kill us all. Get ad-free content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01:03:4427/03/2019
Hollow Knight part 2 - The Pale King and His Offspring
Lore Boys are back, this time with some more Hollow Knight story. We're talking Quirrel, Hornet, Cloth, Zote, the girl with the orange fog, the Pale King, the Dreamers, the Mantis Lords, and pretty much all the characters with the coolest names. We talk about the Dream, what is Soul, or Void, or The Infection -- sometimes called the plague. Who was the Pale King? What are Wyrms in Hollow Knight? Did the Pale King make sweet love to a Spider and get his head chewed off for it? You gotta listen to the episode to learn what happened behind the scenes in Hollow Knight. We had a lot of fun making this one -- Hollow Knight lore is so rich and fulfilling, and we hope you'll like it to.As always, we super appreciate you listening, and hope that if you enjoy the show you'll tell your friends and leave us a review on iTunes and the rest our social media (Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram.) We wanna hear from you guys, so shoot us an email at [email protected] or crawl into a nightmarish realm of bugs and delve so deep you awaken in a dream, with our three faces staring at you. Get ad-free content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01:14:1720/03/2019
Hollow Knight Lore - Soul and Void
Buzz buzz Lore Folk as they say in the Hollow Nest, this week is Hollow Knight! Well as per usual the events leading up to Hollow Knight.Jamie is back from IEM and Ethan is slaving away in the University Mines where they give group projects to people who are almost 30!This week Jamie explains to Peter why he's missing out on adorable bugs that are actually vessels of negative energy that siphon the souls directly out of the living! We learn about a King who hates the sun, but loves experimenting on the living, why a beard of bees is the ultimate power up and why Peter just can't seem to git gud and finish this gosh darned game.This episode is all about bugs, and not the kind that make you beg for a refund, start petitions or mod the game yourself.As always, we super appreciate you listening, and hope that if you enjoy the show you'll tell your friends and leave us a review on iTunes and the rest our social media (Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram.) We wanna hear from you guys, so shoot us an email at [email protected]. Get ad-free content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01:01:3813/03/2019
Dungeons & Dragons Lore - The Manshoon Wars
Lore Boys are back, and Ethan's hosting, which means we're talking about Dungeons and Dragons, of course! This episode has all the juicy D&D items you care about: beholders, dancing swords, the Harpers, wizards, Manshoon, necromancy, betrayal, and more. We're talking the lore of Manshoon, one of D&D's earliest recurring characters, and his exploits leading up to the Manshoon Wars.Jamie's away in Katowice for IEM this week, but Ethan and Peter hold down the fort with the quality lore and goofs we've come to expect from ourselves. Ethan explores an ancient barrow looking for an adjective, and Peter blows his hand off while trying to run for city council.As always, we super appreciate you listening, and hope that if you enjoy the show you'll tell your friends and leave us a review on iTunes and the rest our social media (Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram.) We wanna hear from you guys, so shoot us an email at [email protected]. Get ad-free content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01:10:5106/03/2019
Lord of the Rings Lore - The Ainulindalë
Well here it is: a late submission for likely our most important episode to date. The Lore Boys are talking about the Lord of the Rings creation myth. That's Illuvatar, the Ainu, the Valar, Gandalf, Balrogs, Sauron, Melkor, and more. Who is the God of Pouring? Of course we try and pepper in a few good goofs but in this illustrious episode tackling one of the most important pieces of fiction of the last century we try and give it to you as completely as possible.We ask if Legolas eats ass, we find out who makes a better Doorf than a window, and we cover Jamie in jelly and dog hair.As always, we super appreciate you listening, and hope that if you enjoy the show you'll tell your friends and leave us a review on iTunes and the rest our social media (Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram.) We wanna hear from you guys, so shoot us an email at [email protected]. Get ad-free content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01:05:3827/02/2019
Apex Legends and Titanfall Lore
Lore Boys are back, this week talking about Apex Predators backstory and the fantastic world of Titanfall. For all the Fortnite fans trying to figure out what a "singleplayer game" is we're breaking down the canon universe where Apex Predator takes place: the Titanfall Universe! So slap on a helmet, jump in a Vanguard-Class, and let's take this baby for a spin.As always, we super appreciate you listening, and hope that if you enjoy the show you'll tell your friends and leave us a review on iTunes and the rest our social media (Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram.) We wanna hear from you guys, so shoot us an email at [email protected] or jump into a pool of alien goop and transform into someone who's right here with us. Get ad-free content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
59:5220/02/2019
Jak and Daxter Lore
Lore Boys here with your weekly injection of juicy hot lore. This week we're talking about the PS2 classic, Jak and Daxter series! We have all the lore from all three games, from Precursor to... well still Precursor. That doesn't sound right. We're talkin' ottsels, eco, and time travelling murder fantasies. Naughty Dog really does know how to write a compelling story.So huff down some magic butter, boot up your Chess 64 system, and watch out for that goop pool as we piece apart all the Jak and Daxter backstory you can handle!As always, we super appreciate you listening, and hope that if you enjoy the show you'll tell your friends and leave us a review on iTunes and the rest our social media (Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram.) We wanna hear from you guys, so shoot us an email at [email protected] or jump into a pool of alien goop and transform into someone who's right here with us. Get ad-free content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01:03:0013/02/2019
Transformers Lore - Optimus and Megatron
Baweepgranaweepninibong everyone, the Lore Boys have returned once again with more information you actually cannot live without. We're discussing the history, friendship, and frenemy-ship of Optimus Prime and Megatron of the Transformers.Learn how being poor makes you evil, how sexy griffons with arms are and how billionaires are in no way completely out of touch with the real world.Today Jamie forgets about Bill Paxton within seconds, Pete regrets his decision during post production and Ethan admits that he likes books (ew).This is one classy episode of The Lore Boys.s always, we super appreciate you listening, and hope that if you enjoy the show you'll tell your friends and leave us a review on iTunes and the rest our social media (Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram.) We wanna hear from you guys, so shoot us an email at [email protected] or just bend yourself into the shape of a car and drive on over to see us (just watch out for James). Get ad-free content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01:18:0406/02/2019
Transformers Lore Part 1: Primus and His Primes
Lore Boys are back, this time with everyone's favorite toy-cum-cartoon: Transformers! That's right, the robots in disguise, at least their prehistory, is today's topic. We're talking before the Autobots, before the Decepticons, when all we had were two cousin planets named Unicron and Primus. They may get imprisoned in alternate dimensions which block their FM signals, but not for long! These two get BUSY.This week we answer what happens when you have a car full of bees and a bird lands on it. Peter activates his Matrix of Leadership, Jamie counts prime numbers, and Ethan claims godhood.As always, we super appreciate you listening, and hope that if you enjoy the show you'll tell your friends and leave us a review on iTunes and the rest our social media (Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram.) We wanna hear from you guys, so shoot us an email at [email protected] or just bend yourself into the shape of a car and drive on over to see us (just watch out for James). Get ad-free content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01:08:1231/01/2019
Myst Lore
Welcome back Lore-Folk, we're solving puzzles and talking about one of the best selling PC games of all time. We're talking about the puzzle adventure that is Myst.Come and flip switches with us that derail trains off their tracks. Causing civilization itself to collapse as trains without tracks could never be stopped. In this episode Jamie checks in with the Millers, Pete checks in with the Beatles and Ethan [JOKE REDACTED]. You can also learn about the dangers of reading!It's just your average episode of The Lore Boys Podcast.As always, we super appreciate you listening, and hope that if you enjoy the show you'll tell your friends and leave us a review on iTunes and the rest our social media (Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram.) We wanna hear from you guys, so shoot us an email at [email protected] or just wake us up from the deep slumber brought on by Chaos devouring the world. Get ad-free content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
58:3023/01/2019
Warhammer Lore Part 3 - Age of Sigmar
The Lore Boys are just about ready to wrap up Sigmar's story with the Age of Sigmar. Hop on board the lore train as we speed towards the conical planets of the Eight Mortal Realms. We take our story from the End Times of Warhammer Fantasy Battle and explain how we end up in the Age of Myth, through the Age of Chaos, and finally into the Age of Sigmar.On this episode, Ethan leans about magnets, Peter goes fishing, and Jamie bans singing. We talk about everyone's favorite two-headed god, Gorka Morka, we try our hand at etymology, and we sweet-talk a cyclops.As always, we super appreciate you listening, and hope that if you enjoy the show you'll tell your friends and leave us a review on iTunes and the rest our social media (Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram.) We wanna hear from you guys, so shoot us an email at [email protected] or just wake us up from the deep slumber brought on by Chaos devouring the world. Get ad-free content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01:05:4716/01/2019
Warhammer Lore Part 2 - Archaon and the End Times
Lore Boys are back with part 2 of our Sigmar Unberogen trilogy! This episode we're talking about the End Times, led by Archaon the Everchosen, the Three-Eyed King, the Lord of the End Times and the self-proclaimed supreme champion of the four Gods of Chaos who was sent to command the last and greatest Chaos Invasion. If the world of Mallus is full of substitious fools ready to buy into any ol' pyramid scheme why wouldn't they buy into a weird and violent cult dedicated to the end of all things?This episode Peter enjoys Oreo filling with bread crusts, James experiences a miner's headlamp which can't be turned off, and Ethan learns that Sonic's made of ice. So say a quick prayer to Ulric, lace up your crusadin' boots, and get ready to crack some skulls as we continue on our journey to the Age of Sigmar.As always, we super appreciate you listening, and hope that if you enjoy the show you'll tell your friends and leave us a review on iTunes and the rest our social media (Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram.) We wanna hear from you guys, so shoot us an email at [email protected] or collect all six of the Treasures of Lore and use them to bring about the end of all things -- we'll probably show up at some point. Get ad-free content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01:11:1609/01/2019
Warhammer Lore Part 1 - Sigmar Unberogen
Lore Boys, Warhammer edition! We're talking Sigmar Unberogen, big Daddy Emperor himself on this week's episode. From his humble origins in the Unberogen clan all the way up to fighting off Nagash, Lord of the Dead, and eventually Morkar the first Everchosen of Chaos himself. This episode is part one of two talking about Sigmar, with an upcoming episode describing just how exactly we went from Sigmar leading an Age of Man, to an Age of Sigmar itself, so be sure to tune in for that one.This episode Jamie learns about the log scale in the hole in the bottom of the sea, Ethan flirts with some necromancers, and Peter ties a bone to his pelvis and threatens to flush it all down. Strap in and let our voices (with some minor audio issues) caress your ears like the sound of creaky bones while you fuck.As always, we super appreciate you listening, and hope that if you enjoy the show you'll tell your friends and leave us a review on iTunes and the rest our social media (Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram.) We wanna hear from you guys, so shoot us an email at [email protected] or invoke an ancient ritual to the dead using a cursed crown to summon us for your questioning pleasure. Get ad-free content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01:09:4602/01/2019
Santa Claus Lore
Season's greetings from your friendly neighborhood Lore Boys. We're taking on one of the world's most notorious criminal perverts in this week's episode, the fat, sleazy bastard that is Santa Claus himself.This episode, James gets his stripes, Ethan loses his cool, and Peter puts out an APB. It's the lore of Ol' Saint Nick told from our dumb brains and bad acting!As always, we super appreciate you listening, and hope that if you enjoy the show you'll tell your friends and leave us a review on iTunes and the rest our social media (Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram.) We wanna hear from you guys, so shoot us an email at [email protected] or strap a letter to a reindeer: they'll probably find us. Get ad-free content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
45:5026/12/2018
Stardew Valley Lore
Lore Boys are here with everyone's favorite Harvest Moon clone, Stardew Valley. James has been elbow deep in it for weeks now, only venturing out to drag himself to the dull light of his office, and Ethan got too drunk on power to remember it was his turn to host, we figured a little dip in the stardew valley to talk about Nutbustin' for Stardrops was appropriate. We do our best to tackle the game's meager lore and also the real-life story of Eric Barone, the wunderkin who made the game.This week, Ethan has a hot new idea for a dating sim, Peter talks about Terraria, and James tries so hard to get us to say the game's only devs name right. As always, we super appreciate you listening, and hope that if you enjoy the show you'll tell your friends and leave us a review on iTunes and the rest our social media (Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram.) We wanna hear from you guys, so shoot us an email at [email protected] or send your local hermit named Linus to do it. Get ad-free content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01:05:0619/12/2018
Persona and Jung
Lore Boys are back, this time with that sweet anime goodness we love in the Persona series! Ever want to hear three absolute idiots talk about Jungian psychology? Well you're in luck my friend as we do our best to pull the shadow over your eyes and show you our beautiful garbage iceberg.This week Jamie checks all his friends' teeth, Peter drinks some puddle water, and Ethan makes sure everyone's trash is tasteful. Shadows, personas, masks, strap-on goblins, we hit all the usual topics when discussing Carl Jung.Thanks so much for listening, if you like the show, think about telling one friend about it RIGHT NOW. It’d mean the world to us. As always, anyone looking to help out the show make sure to follow us and leave a review on iTunes and across all our social media, Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram. Also check us out on twitch if you’ve ever wanted to see us play the games we talk about Get ad-free content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01:08:2912/12/2018
Jurassic Park Lore
This week we're talking movies.Big Daddy Ethan has an exam so Jamie and Peter go wild and out with Jurassic Park.We cover how to make a dinosaur with the cheapest, but smartest sounding science. How would the media cover a homegrown dinosaur attack? How many words actually have a silent "P" in them?It's riveting stuff and you should absolutely listen to it 65 million times.Thanks so much for listening, if you like the show, think about telling one friend about it RIGHT NOW. It’d mean the world to us. As always, anyone looking to help out the show make sure to follow us and leave a review on iTunes and across all our social media, Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram. Also check us out on twitch if you’ve ever wanted to see us play the games we talk about. Get ad-free content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01:11:0105/12/2018
Pikmin Lore
Ever wonder what a Pikmin is and how you can get one for yourself? Well the Lore Boys are here with all the Pikmin facts you'll need to wrangle up your own collection of precious little bastards. We're doing the backstory of the first three games, and talking about plants, hemolyte, and why you shouldn't download a statue.On this episode Ethan explains the color purple, James steals some pies, and Peter gets horny for canon... as usual. So grab those astronaut visors and lets crash land into this week's episode.Thanks so much for listening, if you like the show, think about telling one friend about it RIGHT NOW. It’d mean the world to us. As always, anyone looking to help out the show make sure to follow us and leave a review on iTunes and across all our social media, Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram. Also check us out on twitch if you’ve ever wanted to see us play the games we talk about. Get ad-free content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
57:0228/11/2018
Pac-Man Lore
Lore Boys are back, this time with some hot Pac-Man lore. That's right, we're looking at what makes that little guy go Waka Waka. We find out who Ms. Pacman is, why super PAC is bad, and how a sentient pizza pie can get so much work done.On this episode Peter finds a new presidential candidate, Ethan takes his happy pills, and James puts more ravioli in his toaster. So plug in those earbuds and let's vore some ghosts.Thanks so much for listening, if you like the show, think about telling one friend about it RIGHT NOW. It’d mean the world to us. As always, anyone looking to help out the show make sure to follow us and leave a review on iTunes and across all our social media, Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram. Also check us out on twitch if you’ve ever wanted to see us play the games we talk about. Get ad-free content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01:03:3721/11/2018
The Witcher Lore
Lore Boys here with some spicy lore to catch you up on even more past and future Netflix shows based on IPs we all cherish. Will the Witcher series go over as well as Castlevania? We can't know that, but we can help you get caught up on who Geralt of Rivia is, why he has cat eyes, and what his porn 'stache could mean to YOU. We're sifting the Continent through a pasta strainer to see what sticks, from bloaters to Leshens, and sexy Cinderellas trapped in towers of rats.On this episode Peter confuses gnomes and babies, Ethan storms a unicorn's glade, and Jamie talks casually about a movie he's seen. Strap on in and come for a ride through the world of the Witcher!Thanks so much for listening, if you like the show, think about telling one friend about it RIGHT NOW. It’d mean the world to us. As always, anyone looking to help out the show make sure to follow us and leave a review on iTunes and across all our social media, Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram. Also check us out on twitch if you’ve ever wanted to see us play the games we talk about. Get ad-free content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01:01:3414/11/2018
Dungeons and Dragons Lore - The Stranger Lands
It's our Extra Life Charity stream episode! The Lore Boys sat down with @Tigurias87 of the Stranger Lands podcast to talk about their canonical world in 5E D&D, Pilas, and all the monsters come people within it. Grab a drink, hop into a gelatinous cube, and run screaming from a local ginger while we take you through this magical land to meet the world's tallest gnome.We talk about the link between ASMR and gingers, Brohamut the Bro God, we tie Shrek into D&D, dragon orgies and how to get invited, and we learn just how tall rat people are in real life. Welcome to the Lore Lands Stranger Boys.Thanks so much for listening, if you like the show, think about telling one friend about it today, it’d mean the world to us. And as always, anyone looking to help out the show make sure to follow us and leave a review on iTunes and across all our social media, Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram. Also check us out on twitch if you’ve ever wanted to see us play the games we talk about. Get ad-free content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01:01:5707/11/2018