Season's greetings once again our fellow officers, esteemed members of the press and Lore Folk. We must once again interrupt your holiday season with another tale of crime, villainy and island crabs.This year's press conference is in regards to the beating heart of the holidays. Christmas Island.At time of writing we have discovered important information about the island, the resident crabs, and their connections to the evil men and women we have been trying to apprehend for the past few years.Agent Miller opens connections to Australia, Chief O'Donoghue gets his own department, and Palmer is not a cop we swear.As always, we super appreciate you listening, and hope that if you enjoy the show you'll tell your friends and leave us a review on iTunes and the rest our social media (Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram.) If you have and information relevant to the Yule Lads please email it to [email protected]. Get ad-free content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lore Boys back with the internet's #1 fake history podcast to talk about another 90s classic: Earthworm Jim! Where did worm come from? How she get a slug for a butt? And, what are you doing with that puppy? For nearly 3 decades we've been waiting for those questions to be answered, and finally, we're gonna find out.Hop on into the Lore Boys and come along for a wild ride as we try and get this cat outta hell.Of course, if you liked the episode, we’d love to hear from you guys, so check out our Discord, our Twitter, our Facebook, and our Instagram. If you wanted to do us a huge favour, please take a minute to leave us a review on iTunes — it’s the number one way we might find new listeners and we will read your review on air! Or email us at [email protected]. Get ad-free content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lore Boys have been summoned to your lands once again for more Magic the Gathering Lore.Untapped and unhinged, this week we're starting the conversation about Elspeth Tirel, the generally white aspected Planeswalker frequently found chilling in the golden halls of Bant, one of the fancier shards of Alara. We'll follow her from her humble beginnings as a support animal for a terrible, terrible monster all the way up to her defeating a dragon with a demon's heart which we have been told is even more dangerous.Jamie drinks tap water, Pete starts a Ponzi Scheme and Ethan confirms the shape of the planet.Just an average day here at Lore Boys HQ, which is White, Red and Blue.For other Magic: the Gathering Lore, check out our other episodes:Yawgmoth 'n' Yams (Urza & Yawgmoth)The Magnetic Nicol Bolas (Nicol Bolas)Jace Beleren in the Hangover (Ravnica)Beans and Blood Everywhere (Karn and the Phyrexians)Mirari's Paw (Jeska Part 1)How Many Bits to Stab Your Sister (Jeska Part 2)Jeska Thrice Touched Three Times (Jeska Part 3)No Match for a Net (Jeska Part 4)Of course, if you liked the episode, we’d love to hear from you guys, so check out our Discord, our Twitter, our Facebook, and our Instagram. If you wanted to do us a huge favour, please take a minute to leave us a review on iTunes — it’s the number one way we might find new listeners and we will read your review on air! Or email us at [email protected]. Get ad-free content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lore Boys back with more fake history! We're talking a world adjacent to the world of SCP -- the world of Remedy Entertainment's Control and Alan Wake games! Spooky items haunted a ghost dimensions run by bureaucrats. There's ghosts, guns, and gams in the wild lore of these inventive games.Ethan tries to pick up a scuba diver, James turns to gravy, and Peter wears a pyramid hat.If you like this episode, make sure to check out our SCP episodes:SCP 101: Intro to Making Your Own FaygoThreat Level: JabroniOf course, if you liked the episode, we’d love to hear from you guys, so check out our Discord, our Twitter, our Facebook, and our Instagram. If you wanted to do us a huge favour, please take a minute to leave us a review on iTunes — it’s the number one way we might find new listeners and we will read your review on air! Or email us at [email protected]. Get ad-free content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What's up Lore Lovers? The internet's #1 fake history podcast, the Lore Boys, is back with more SCP lore. This time we're talking SCP-J lore specifically, taking a crack at the less serious side of the spookfest. This week James makes some calzones, Peter makes his balls psychic, and Ethan separates the mountain from the dew.If you want to check out our previous SCP episode, find it on our website!SCP 101: Intro to Making Your Own FaygoOf course, if you liked the episode, we’d love to hear from you guys, so check out our Discord, our Twitter, our Facebook, and our Instagram. If you wanted to do us a huge favour, please take a minute to leave us a review on iTunes — it’s the number one way we might find new listeners and we will read your review on air! Or email us at [email protected]. Get ad-free content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The people have spoken, and they want more 40K Lore! The internet's #1 fake history podcast, the Lore Boys, is back with another installment of Games Workshop's Warhammer 40K universe. This time we're just a couple of Oddboyz talking about some Mechboyz. The whole gang is here, Ethan, Peter, Gork and Mork, and James!Ethan runs for old-timey president, Peter believes in himself, and James finally gives in to his innate penchant for bloodshed.If you want to hear other 40K episodes, you can find a whole whack of them on our website. We've done episodes on the Astartes Legions:The Word BearersThe Dark AngelsThe SalamandersThe UltramarinesThe Space WolvesAnd of course we have some on the horrible, horrible Xenos:EldarTyranidNecronIf you liked the episode, we'd love to hear from you guys, so check out our Discord, our Twitter, our Facebook, and our Instagram. If you wanted to do us a huge favour, please take a minute to leave us a review on iTunes -- it's the number one way we might find new listeners and we will read your review on air! Or email us at [email protected]. Get ad-free content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Whether you like it or not the Lore Boys are back in business!Well most of them, with Ethan staying behind in the Nexus it's up to Jamie and Peter to venture forth and tell you all they can about Demon's Souls just in time for the remake on the PlayStation 5!This week we'll be diving into the history of the world of Boletaria, King Allan XII and his silent T, the cowardly Ostrava and the french Urbain!Did banning the soul arts save the world? All these bald kids seem to think so! We learn about the effects of demon fog, office romance, and poor translations. With a quick review of the original game to boot!Jamie has a healthy breakfast and Peter accidentally throws himself off a cliff.Just your slightly above average episode of the Lore Boys!Of course, if you liked the episode, we’d love to hear from you guys, so check out our Discord, our Twitter, our Facebook, and our Instagram. If you wanted to do us a huge favour, please take a minute to leave us a review on iTunes — it’s the number one way we might find new listeners and we will read your review on air! Or email us at [email protected]. Get ad-free content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lore Boys here, with special guest, the Million Dollar Manger Baby himself: a horrific lizard who defies all attempts at killing it. The Spook Season is not over here at Lore Boys HQ, we're still jamming in the scares with the most horrific thing imaginable: user-created content!James throws a Faygo, Peter saves 15% or more on his life insurance, and Ethan gets his D-Class Citizenship revoked.If you like random tales of Eldritch horror, consider checking out our Cthulhu Mythos episode:BBC Presents: Insignificant WorldIf you just like the generally spooky, we also have other October episodes for ya:PTI Have No Mouth and I Must ScreamOf course, if you liked the episode, we’d love to hear from you guys, so check out our Discord, our Twitter, our Facebook, and our Instagram. If you wanted to do us a huge favour, please take a minute to leave us a review on iTunes — it’s the number one way we might find new listeners and we will read your review on air! Or email us at [email protected]. Get ad-free content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lore Boys back with more spooktacular episodes! We're talking about H.P. Lovecraft's Cthulhu Mythos, just in time for Halloween. We've got all your favourites, Azathoth, Nyarlothep, the Nameless Mist, an artist formerly known as Darkness, Yog-Sothoth, and oh so much more.Jamie eats a pickle, Peter fathers a bat, and Ethan goes insane.If you liked this episode about a book, consider some of these other episodes:I Have No Mouth and I Must ScreamLord of the Rings: Top Bunk in a Room with No BedsLord of the Rings: Outsourcing to the ElvesStarship Troopers: Heil with a HandbagOf course, if you liked the episode, we’d love to hear from you guys, so check out our Discord, our Twitter, our Facebook, and our Instagram. If you wanted to do us a huge favour, please take a minute to leave us a review on iTunes — it’s the number one way we might find new listeners and we will read your review on air! Or email us at [email protected]. Get ad-free content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lore Boys here with some more special Halloween lore, so last week's mature content warning is STILL in effect. This week we're talking about Harlan Ellison's 1967 Short Story, I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream, and the game written and voiced by the author!It's a horrible post-apocalyptic world where a Facebook super-computer has taken over everything and is keeping people alive with their eyes peeled to the timeline... or maybe that's just my personal hell. Ethan creates a hurricane, Peter goes for a walk to cool off, and James meets Mothman.If you liked this episode about a book, consider some of these other episodes:Lord of the Rings: Top Bunk in a Room with No BedsLord of the Rings: Outsourcing to the ElvesStarship Troopers: Heil with a HandbagOf course, if you liked the episode, we’d love to hear from you guys, so check out our Discord, our Twitter, our Facebook, and our Instagram. If you wanted to do us a huge favour, please take a minute to leave us a review on iTunes — it’s the number one way we might find new listeners and we will read your review on air! Or email us at [email protected]. Get ad-free content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Graphic Content Warning - Gore & ViolenceLore Boys back with bones, blood, and bad Swedish ghosts. We're talking the lore and story of PT, or Playable Teaser, Hideo Kojima's failed venture into the Silent Hill franchise (and really, what's scarier than failure?)If you want to hear more, check out our original Silent Hill episode titled "Don't Drink Out of that Lake, It's Ghosts".If you liked the episode, we'd love to hear from you guys, so check out our Discord, our Twitter, our Facebook, and our Instagram. If you wanted to do us a huge favour, please take a minute to leave us a review on iTunes -- it's the number one way we might find new listeners and we will read your review on air! Or email us at [email protected]. Get ad-free content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lore Boys back with more Warhammer 40K lore!This episode we're talking about a man named Lorgar, so strap in, grab your Gene-Seed cocktail, and come along for a ride with the Internet's #1 Fake History podcast.If you want to hear other 40K episodes, you can find a whole whack of them on our website. We've done 3 previous episodes on the Astartes Legions:The Dark Angels FactionThe SalamandersThe UltramarinesThe Space WolvesAnd of course we have some on the horrible, horrible Xenos:EldarTyranidNecronIf you liked the episode, we'd love to hear from you guys, so check out our Discord, our Twitter, our Facebook, and our Instagram. If you wanted to do us a huge favour, please take a minute to leave us a review on iTunes -- it's the number one way we might find new listeners and we will read your review on air! Or email us at [email protected]. Get ad-free content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lore Boys have returned with their big necks, big arms and chainsaw bayonets!Today, or whenever you downloaded this, we are returning to the Gears of War Universe to dig into the crust of the planet and figure out why the Locust Horde decided it wanted to rise up Gamer style and kill all humans.Our first Gears of War episode, covering the Coalition of Ordered Governments, can be found here:Hammers from IvanWas it the exposure to gasoline, the immoral experiments, or their bad bargaining skills?Jamie checks the weather, Ethan blasts a little baja and Peter warns you about poor people.Just your average day lurking just below the surface of Lore Boys HQ!If you're home sick with Rustlung, why not take a minute and check out our Discord, our Twitter, our Facebook, our Instagram and our merch!. If you wanted to do us a huge favour, please take a minute to leave us a review on iTunes -- it's the number one way we might find new listeners and we will read your review on air! Or email us at [email protected]. Get ad-free content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The internet's #1 fake history podcast is back, with some exciting lorecraft from Steam user Haze! The Lore Boys bring you the most controversial takes on the hit roguelike Risk of Rain from Hopoo Games. We talk mostly about the original, and put out some hopeful feelers for more lore in the exciting sequel released earlier this year.Jamie defends some towers, Ethan teleports a friend, Peter plays the lightning ukulele.If you like this episode, you might like these similar shows on our website:Stardew ValleyHollow KnightIf you've already been detained and are waiting around for the end of time, why not take a minute and check out our Discord, our Twitter, our Facebook, our Instagram and our merch!. If you wanted to do us a huge favour, please take a minute to leave us a review on iTunes -- it's the number one way we might find new listeners and we will read your review on air! Or email us at [email protected]. Get ad-free content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lore Boys back with more Warhammer 40K Lore. The internet's #1 fake history podcast is bringing you the story of the Space Wolves Primarch Leman Russ.If you want to hear other 40K episodes, you can find a whole whack of them on our website. We've done 3 previous episodes on the Astartes Legions:The Dark Angels FactionThe SalamandersThe UltramarinesAnd of course we have some on the horrible, horrible Xenos:EldarTyranidNecronIf you liked the episode, we'd love to hear from you guys, so check out our Discord, our Twitter, our Facebook, and our Instagram. If you wanted to do us a huge favour, please take a minute to leave us a review on iTunes -- it's the number one way we might find new listeners and we will read your review on air! Or email us at [email protected]. Get ad-free content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Lore Boys are digging into the canonical Transformers character Carl Sagan this episode! Grab your four pairs of aviators, get those snakes off your boat, and remember that if you're a tarantula you legally have to tell me. The Lore Boys are looking into why Megatron stole our archive of dirty movies and decided to travel with them back in time, to a time when there were no people, only animals (and fossils)! Capitalist James says Tarantula good, Ethan asks why gorilla and not car, and Peter gives a scorpion a kettle.If you want to check out our previous episodes, you can find the links here:Part 1Part 2 If you liked the episode, we'd love to hear from you guys, so check out our Discord, our Twitter, our Facebook, and our Instagram. If you wanted to do us a huge favour, please take a minute to leave us a review on iTunes -- it's the number one way we might find new listeners and we will read your review on air! If you'd rather email is, find us at [email protected] Get ad-free content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lore Boys back, this time with television lore! We're talking Mainframe entertainment's hit 90s show Reboot! We've got viruses named Hexadecimal and Megabyte, and heroes named Bob, Enzo, and Dot. Talking about Reboot also gets us talking a bit about Veggie Tales and James Bond, cause why the heck not, huh?Peter takes a sick day, Ethan feuds with fonts, and James surfs the web!If you liked the episode, we'd love to hear from you guys, so check out our Discord, our Twitter, our Facebook, and our Instagram. If you wanted to do us a huge favour, please take a minute to leave us a review on iTunes -- it's the number one way we might find new listeners and we will read your review on air! Or email us at [email protected]. Get ad-free content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Lore Boys return once again for what feels like at least the 39,000th time with Morty-K 40K Lore for your listening pleasure!Today we tackle what must be the most iconic of all the Space Marine legions, the Ultramarines. The blue, the gold, the denim and the symbolism.We explore the crash landing, explosive growth and eventual ascension of their Primarch Robute Gulliman.What happens when in the far future we don't find endless war, but people fortunate enough to be able to build technology, maintain and economy, and even explore other planets?Today Ethan learns that asteroid are filled with money, Peter misses choosing a new pope and Jamie figures out who the the most Canadian marines are.All this and more on this week's Lore Boys!If you liked the episode, we'd love to hear from you guys, so check out our Discord, our Twitter, our Facebook, and our Instagram. If you wanted to do us a huge favour, please take a minute to leave us a review on iTunes -- it's the number one way we might find new listeners and we will read your review on air! Or email us at [email protected]. Get ad-free content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Battle Angel Alita lore from the Lore Boys that brought you such hits as: Dorohedoro, Kirby, Kid Icarus, and many more. It's the internet's #1 fake history podcast with more tales from Japan! From humble beginnings in a trash heap in Kentucky, not unlike our show, Battle Angel Alita really does paint a picture of solar intersystem conflict. From weird box Jovians to corpulent french Venusians with a taste for "California Cheeseburgers", the manga drives a bleak view of the future, and we're here to talk about the weird world-building behind it!Ethan goes for a dip in the gray goo, Peter learns to levitate, and James flattens out his gutch (gooch?). It's the Lore Boys!If you liked the episode, we'd love to hear from you guys, so check out our Discord, our Twitter, our Facebook, and our Instagram. If you wanted to do us a huge favour, please take a minute to leave us a review on iTunes -- it's the number one way we might find new listeners and we will read your review on air! Or email us at [email protected]. Get ad-free content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey all, Lore Boys with more lore for ya! We're talking the beautiful land of Azeroth once more, and ye old gods who were found on it before any life on earth. That means Alliance should be so high and mighty that the Horde orcs aren't native, considering they had to oust so old Lovecraftian horrors before moving in. We're hopping into the universe to make sure World of Warcraft's one true timeline -- named by the Bronze Dragonflight the "Daddy Timeline" -- to make sure all is well and that we won't have to respond to any extradimensional threats for at least another couple election cycles.Ethan tells you to move it along, as there's nothing to see here but ancient bugs, Peter drops Azeroth's socks around their ankles, James talks Night Elf gentrification, and special guest MTLJer walks us through collecting bug parts to show your friends. Business as usual for everybody's favourite grind-boys!Also, if you want more WoW lore, check out these older episodes:Witchwood LoreArthas pt. 1Arthas pt. 2Molten CoreCorrupted BloodBlackwing LairAshbringerIf you liked the episode, we'd love to hear from you guys, so check out our Discord, our Twitter, our Facebook, and our Instagram. If you wanted to do us a huge favour, please take a minute to leave us a review on iTunes -- it's the number one way we might find new listeners and we will read your review on air! Or email us at [email protected]. Get ad-free content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lore Boys are back with the Internet's #1 Fake History Podcast. This week we're taking up the Astarte's mantle with more Warhammer 40K lore on the Space Marine Legions of the 30th Millenium. It's the Salamander episode, and these only come around once every 15 years on Nocturne!We're talking about great beasts, Saurians, and Dark Eldar, so saddle up those giant, fire-breathing hellspawn you call a salamander. This episode James discusses the importance of a dental dam, Ethan plays for keepsies (while specifying no takesies-backsies), and Tiny Peter walks into a Giant Ethan's mouth. It's all the Warhammer lore one could want!If you wanted to catch up on older episodes, while it's totally not necessary to enjoy this one, we have a few on humans and the Space Marines factions:The Horus Heresy and Great CrusadeThe Dark Angels FactionAnd of course we have some on the horrible, horrible Xenos:EldarTyranidNecronIf you liked the episode, we'd love to hear from you guys, so check out our Discord, our Twitter, our Facebook, and our Instagram. If you wanted to do us a huge favour, please take a minute to leave us a review on iTunes -- it's the number one way we might find new listeners and we will read your review on air! Or email us at [email protected]. Get ad-free content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lore Boys here but not for long, we are leaving the physical realm of the living and moving beyond to the Empyrean!This week we're capping off Dante's Divine Comedy with Paradiso!Leaving Vergil's Pagan butt behind Peter learns about the planets, Ethan learns about birds, and Jamie records backwards!Is that Dante's big ol' nose or a parrot? There's a dragon, your girlfriend charges her powers to get hotter, talking Eagles on Jupiter and even a celebrity guest.Just another episode of the Lore Boys confirming that Florence is a terrible place full of cowardly liars.If you liked the episode, we'd love to hear from you guys, so check out our Discord, our Twitter, our Facebook, and our Instagram. If you wanted to do us a huge favour, please take a minute to leave us a review on iTunes -- it's the number one way we might find new listeners and we will read your review on air! Or email us at [email protected]. Get ad-free content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Conjoined Lore Boys here!Bringing you another classic game that really didn't need to be so complicated!Jamie brings us Kid Icarus!Today we learn what one man in the 80s can do with an NES, which games and American Tails to ignore and that Sakurai is probably a mad man.We see ourselves in mirrors, get trapped in rings, fight himbos, then aliens, then more aliens, maybe we attack our moms or something.Ethan lures us into a thirst trap and Pete covers Phil Collins.If you liked the episode, we'd love to hear from you guys, so check out our Discord, our Twitter, our Facebook, and our Instagram. If you wanted to do us a huge favour, please take a minute to leave us a review on iTunes -- it's the number one way we might find new listeners and we will read your review on air! Or email us at [email protected]. Get ad-free content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lore Boys have more 40K lore for you, and this time we're talking Astartes Imperium -- more often called Space Marines. Specifically, the first of the Emperor's legions, the Dark Angels! Now, it's not mandatory reading, but checking out our episode on the Great Crusade might give you a little more insight into this awesome worldbuilding!Peter joins an Order, Ethan puts a bounty on some Great Beasts, and James gets in touch with his Inner Walrus.And we of course have plenty of other Warhammer 40K episodes:EldarTyranidNecronIf you liked the episode, we'd love to hear from you guys, so check out our Discord, our Twitter, our Facebook, and our Instagram. If you wanted to do us a huge favour, please take a minute to leave us a review on iTunes -- it's the number one way we might find new listeners and we will read your review on air! Or email us at [email protected]. Get ad-free content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lore Boys have arrived on our National Holiday because we don't take days off!Today we're making our way out of Hell and into Purgatory while covering the second part of Dante's Divine Comedy!Today we'll find out about gravity, time zones, penance as well as the nature of sin!Is Purgatory just God's waiting room? Or is it something far worse?Ethan collects Virgin Mary cards, Jamie sleeps under a rock and Peter tells us how to use ladders properly!We get blinded by angels, punch out our Ps on our membership cards and jump through walls of fire! Either way, just like Purgatory you're only stuck with us temporarily.If you liked the episode, we'd love to hear from you guys, so check out our Discord, our Twitter, our Facebook, and our Instagram. If you wanted to do us a huge favour, please take a minute to leave us a review on iTunes -- it's the number one way we might find new listeners and we will read your review on air! Or email us at [email protected]. Get ad-free content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lore Boys are back, with more high-fallutin', tech-shootin', snappy-bantered buddy-cop duos... but no, it's not another Jak and Daxter episode. We're talking about Ratchet and Clank, a series so dear to Sony's heart it was a cornerstone of the big timey-PS5 demo. It's got cat-people, robot-people, rock-people, and even a janitor!Ethan finds out what happens when you teach a genocidal warlord how to read, Peter invites a timed-microwave, and James sets himself up as the ultimate robo-pimp.If you liked the episode, we'd love to hear from you guys, so check out our Discord, our Twitter, our Facebook, and our Instagram. If you wanted to do us a huge favour, please take a minute to leave us a review on iTunes -- it's the number one way we might find new listeners and we will read your review on air! Or email us at [email protected]. Get ad-free content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lore Boys are back from our long journey and we're damned if we do and damned if we don't.Today we're taking a look at the first part of Dante Alighieri's epic poem, Inferno.We're here to teach you where most of us will inevitably end up, so you can at least know what to expect.We'll learn how fanfiction was invented, how the Mary Sue was invented, as well as how we started to move from Old Italian to Fresh Italian.Ethan decides he'd be happy on wasp beach, Jamie figures being burned alive after the Trojan War doesn't seem so bad and Peter is pretty okay with the Sex Hurricane. Just your average afterlife with the Lore Boys.If you liked the episode, we'd love to hear from you guys, so check out our Discord, our Twitter, our Facebook, and our Instagram. If you wanted to do us a huge favour, please take a minute to leave us a review on iTunes -- it's the number one way we might find new listeners and we will read your review on air! Or email us at [email protected]. Get ad-free content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lore Boys are back to absorb all life on your podcast app of choice down to the smallest bacteria! Today we look into the heart of the swarm and try and reason with the Tyranid. It's more Warhammer 40K lore from one of the most comprehensive wells of worldbuilding we'll likely never plumb dry.Are they all id or ego?How does their long range communication work and where is their boss?Does installing new cell towers draw the horde to your planet?These questions and more, not answered correctly!Ethan sees both sides in an extra galactic argument, Peter checks over copyright law regarding blue paint and Jamie makes sure people feed their pets.Just another day enslaved to the all consuming mind of the Lore Boys!Like these episodes? Check out our other 40K content:EldarNecronGreat CrusadeDark AngelsIf you liked the episode, we'd love to hear from you guys, so check out our Discord, our Twitter, our Facebook, and our Instagram. If you wanted to do us a huge favour, please take a minute to leave us a review on iTunes -- it's the number one way we might find new listeners and we will read your review on air! Or email us at [email protected]. Get ad-free content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lore Boys are here, and we're talking about Borderlands! For our 3rd anniversary we figured we'd dive back and revisit our 3rd ever episode, with the added twist that we can now include the Borderlands 3, of course. We're talking the Children of the Vault, a group of die-hard fanatics willing to do whatever it takes for the vine, including murdering witches in the name of their saviours, Jake and Logan P... erm, Tyreen and Troy Calypso. Remember that every time a vault opens, an angel gets their fully-automatic weapon.If you liked the episode, we'd love to hear from you guys, so check out our Discord, our Twitter, our Facebook, and our Instagram. If you wanted to do us a huge favour, please take a minute to leave us a review on iTunes -- it's the number one way we might find new listeners and we will read your review on air! Or email us at [email protected]. Get ad-free content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ever wonder what would happen if the gubberment uploaded NANO BOTS to pull all the gluten out of the atmosphere? Well we sure have, cause we're a dumb hand kind of podcast here on the Lore Boys. We're talking about the lore behind The Surge game series from Deck13 Interactive, and we bring our usual brand of idiotic Lore Boys canon to it, but this time that canon is endorsed!We've got garlic breads, brain hands out, and cheesy milk on the stove -- everything you've come to expect from the internet's premiere fake-history comedy podcast.If you liked the episode, we'd love to hear from you guys, so check out our Discord, our Twitter, our Facebook, and our Instagram. If you wanted to do us a huge favour, please take a minute to leave us a review on iTunes -- it's the number one way we might find new listeners and we will read your review on air! Or email us at [email protected]. Get ad-free content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Censored Lore Boys back at it with the sex cults!Today Ethan takes us to the valley of the Satyrs for a little love, and a lot of debauchery. Today we get deep into Xenagos!We learn how he went from party legend, to party god!We learn how not even orgies can keep you entertained forever, raising your own kids is a mistake and how ever wandering the infinite planes won't keep you happy forever.Ethan quizzes us on off-brad Greek myth, Jamie finds out what an angry/sad/horny deer sounds like and Pete has to blur out most of his lower body.Just another wholly unacceptable and NSFW day in the Valley of the Boys!If you liked the episode, we'd love to hear from you guys, so check out our Discord, our Twitter, our Facebook, and our Instagram. If you wanted to do us a huge favour, please take a minute to leave us a review on iTunes -- it's the number one way we might find new listeners and we will read your review on air! Or email us at [email protected]. Get ad-free content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey all, Lore Boys here with some real-life Lore from everyone's favourite real-life boy, James. We're doing a brief history of twitch dot tv and covering all the manufactured drama and history therein. From humble beginnings as a chat service, to the multimedia powerhouse known the world over today, Twitch's past sure is confusing and scary at times.If you ever wanted to find US on twitch, the best place to do so would be twitch.tv/theloreboys .If you liked the episode, we'd love to hear from you guys, so check out our Discord, our Twitter, our Facebook, and our Instagram. If you wanted to do us a huge favour, please take a minute to leave us a review on iTunes -- it's the number one way we might find new listeners and we will read your review on air! Or email us at [email protected]. Get ad-free content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Listening is the only way to guarantee citizenship!Hello or welcome back Lore Folk, we're going low tech again and talking a little real and a little fake but mostly book on this week's episode of the Lore Boys!A kindly old fan (we assume) in the Netherlands suggested we cover Starship Troopers and here it is!Today we cover the fascinating politics of the author, how it became a film, and using trebuchets as home defense.Peter figures a world government would be so bad, Ethan gets Libertarian but needs to know where money comes from and Jamie becomes a Globalist!Join us on this wild ride through world governments, bug wars and grenades that talk to you.Just another day, and another dollar.Of course, if you liked the episode, we'd love to hear from you guys, so check out our Discord, our Twitter, our Facebook, and our Instagram. If you wanted to do us a huge favour, please take a minute to leave us a review on iTunes -- it's the number one way we might find new listeners and we will read your review on air! Or email us at [email protected]. Get ad-free content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello and welcome Lore Folk,Today we've got a magic trick for you. A Magic the Gathering trick that is! Today we will tie together some of the episodes we've set up already being following up with Urza and especially, Karn!We learn that not all was well for the step son (robot) after being created from the heart of a Phyrexian horror and sent through time.He has to raise his own step family, travel through time, and stop that mouthy friend of his from getting beans everywhere.Today Ethan steals weather vanes, Peter needs to find a school to blow up and Jamie learns not to trust women lest he be covered in beans.Just your average beans on the beans boys beans beans.Of course, if you liked the episode, we'd love to hear from you guys, so check out our Discord, our Twitter, our Facebook, and our Instagram. If you wanted to do us a huge favour, please take a minute to leave us a review on iTunes -- it's the number one way we might find new listeners and we will read your review on air! Or email us at [email protected]. Get ad-free content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lore Boys are bringing back the old school, with another listener request: Diablo! We're talking about Big Boy Bulkathos and his little wimp friend Vasily, leading the Barbarian class of Diablo 1, 2, and 3 to a zealotry for protecting the Worldstone!This episode, Ethan straps some knives to a roomba, Peter joins a home-owners' association, and James tries to summon his long-dead friends. If you wanted to catch up before diving in, you can find part 1 and part 2 on our website!Of course, if you liked the episode, we'd love to hear from you guys, so check out our Discord, our Twitter, our Facebook, and our Instagram. If you wanted to do us a huge favour, please take a minute to leave us a review on iTunes -- it's the number one way we might find new listeners and we will read your review on air! Or email us at [email protected]. Get ad-free content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We are the Lore Boys and we are here with something whacky for you this week: DC Comics X-Men before the X-Men, the Doom Patrol. Created in the 60s when sex was cool, drugs were cool, and communism and Nazis were bad! Muckey Mouse and Gonald Guck show up to talk about how Disney is bad, and how the X-Men did 9/11?? This episode, Ethan talks Nominative Determinism, Peter gets the courage to lazily scratch his feet, and James min-maxes finger stretching. The ultimate in comprehensive Doom Patrol lore and backstory really gets off the ground and into space with some cosmic mastur... erm... love. Of course, if you liked the episode, we'd love to hear from you guys, so check out our Discord, our Twitter, our Facebook, and our Instagram. If you wanted to do us a huge favour, please take a minute to leave us a review on iTunes -- it's the number one way we might find new listeners and we will read your review on air! Or email us at [email protected]. Get ad-free content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lore Boys back, with some more of that zany Command and Conquer backstory. If you haven't yet heard our first Command & Conquer episode, you don't need to worry as this timeline stands on its own pretty well. We're avoiding the Red Scare this week and talking that troublesome Tiberium instead. Trees shooting crystal all over the place like pollen, and could it be that the whole world suddenly has hay-fever? There's wars galore as the GDI takes Europe, and the Brotherhood of Nod invades Africa.This episode, Peter pulls the lettuce over our eyes, James lets his hogs run wild, and Ethan gets to work on finishing his meatball sub.As always, we love to hear from you guys, so check out our Discord, our Twitter, our Facebook, and our Instagram.) We would also love for you to leave us a review on iTunes -- it's the number one way we might find new listeners and we will read your review on air! Or email us at [email protected]. Get ad-free content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello and welcome back,It's us! Your friendly neighborhood Lore Boys! Assuming you live in our hood anyway.Jamie brings us some silly history in a time where we really all just need to relax.Nothing relaxes us like entrapment, crippling debt, pointless labour and Albert Camus!Ethan loses a Chinchilla, Pete figures the villager must be happy, and Jamie fantasizes about zero interest loans on Tarantula island! All that an more, depending on who you ask, on this week's episode of The Lore Boys.As always, we love to hear from you guys, so check out our Discord, our Twitter, our Facebook, and our Instagram.) We would also love for you to leave us a review on iTunes -- it's the number one way we might find new listeners and we will read your review on air! Or email us at [email protected]. Get ad-free content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

If you thought we'd stop in these trying times you'd be wrong, with a wanton disregard for the safety of ourselves and others we bring to you the lore of the DOTA-verse.Do you know anything about DOTA? We sure as Hell didn't so we brought on YouTube's DOTA expert Anger for some assistance!She'll tell us how to create the universe, gravity, where to find fairies and even has her own wild head cannon making her a great fit for the show.We'll teach you about gravity, fridges and magnets. Even though this time opposites very much do not attract.Peter has a revelation about theme parks, Ethan gets an urge in college and Jamie gets Lore shivers, all that and Anger on this here episode of the Lore Boys!As always, we love to hear from you guys, so check out our Discord, our Twitter, our Facebook, and our Instagram.) We would also love for you to leave us a review on iTunes -- it's the number one way we might find new listeners and we will read your review on air! Or email us at [email protected]:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0mINbtVXLwBJpZPrmKkjtAhttps://twitter.com/AngermaniaPhttps://www.instagram.com/angermaniap/ Get ad-free content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello Lore Folk!Stay home, stay smart and stay safe everyone.Today Ethan and Jamie are taking on a little Commanding and an unreasonable amount of Conquering, that's right with a quick RIP for our homies over at Westwood studios it's Command and Conquer time.The Lore Boys come at you as live actors along with the famously stupid Jenny McArthy to take your land, Tiberium and turn you in a Communist.What did a young angry painter want to do in life? Why did Albert Einstein go through time to kill him? All this and of course more.As always, we love to hear from you guys, so check out our Discord, our Twitter, our Facebook, and our Instagram.) We would also love for you to leave us a review on iTunes -- it's the number one way we might find new listeners and we will read your review on air! Or email us at [email protected]. Get ad-free content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lore Boys back, with some real highfalutin heresy. We're taking a run at the Pope and talking about Blasphemous lore. From the humble studios of a Spanish edge-lord's game company to your ears, the Lore Boys are here to break down some boiling sap into some delicious Quebecois treats. Ethan is back for this episode to bring his particular brand of impiousness, Peter's here to promote the profane as usual, and James is just gonna sling some heresy. It's the Lore Boys!As always, we love to hear from you guys, so check out our Discord, our Twitter, our Facebook, and our Instagram.) We would also love for you to leave us a review on iTunes -- it's the number one way we might find new listeners and we will read your review on air! Or email us at [email protected]. Get ad-free content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lore Boys are back once again as a hot pair, with Ethan away the Boys can play.Play World of Warcraft that is.Jamie has a problem and the only cure is making an audio guide for Blackwing Lair over in WoW Classic.We explore the different dragon flights and their powers, if using a dragon in a wheelchair to destroy his own eggs makes us the bad guy, and how to control a famous Canadian rapper in a wheelchair.Pete learns how to solo a raid without practice, which is totally possible and Jamie learns us the most appropriate way to explode. Just another day on Incendius, which is basically Jamie's home away from home in his home.As always, we love to hear from you guys, so check out our Discord, our Twitter, our Facebook, and our Instagram.) We would also love for you to leave us a review on iTunes -- it's the number one way we might find new listeners and we will read your review on air! Or email us at [email protected]. Get ad-free content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Some say I couldn't have been done, some say it shouldn't have been done, either way one crazy man down in the US of A did it.This week Tyler from The Other Worlds Podcast goes behind the scenes at Lore Boys HQ (Pete's place) to get the skinny on the Boys.Why do we do it? Does it keep us sane? What's the best way to treat a foot wound?It's all here.Check out Tyler's podcast here: https://podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/the-other-worlds/id1495730339As always, we love to hear from you guys, so check out our Discord, our Twitter, our Facebook, and our Instagram.) We would also love for you to leave us a review on iTunes -- it's the number one way we might find new listeners and we will read your review on air! Or email us at [email protected]. Get ad-free content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back friends to yet more Lore Boys.The top B+ podcast you download because you're proud of us, mom.Today Jamie and Peter mourn the loss of Ethan and cap off our personal Halo trilogy with the story behind the evil alien organization known as the Covenant.Today we learn the right way to worship the same things, choke on water multiple times and that all sentient life in the galaxy was a mistake. Just your average Wednesday (or whenever) with them Lore Boys.As always, we love to hear from you guys, so check out our Discord, our Twitter, our Facebook, and our Instagram.) We would also love for you to leave us a review on iTunes -- it's the number one way we might find new listeners and we will read your review on air! Or email us at [email protected]. Get ad-free content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lore Boys back, with everything you need to know about Nokia's snake! Who is the little guy? Isn't he full yet? How does one snake eat so many rocks? Answers to these questions and more are all within, including important distinctions on how a taco-shaped phone gets made!We have Peter getting ideas of assassination incepted into his brain, Ethan mocking snakes and their lack of shoulders, and James telling us all about why Tron is the clearly inferior title to Snake.As always, we love to hear from you guys, so check out our Discord, our Twitter, our Facebook, and our Instagram.) We would also love for you to leave us a review on iTunes -- it's the number one way we might find new listeners and we will read your review on air! Or email us at [email protected]. Get ad-free content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The best free to play podcast on the market is back baby! That's right, it's the Lore Boys and this week we're talking about League of Legends!In the episode we attempt to explain how and why your team won't support you, and it's always their fault if you lost.We learn that Nagkabouros tracked a bunch of existence into the house, a missing link appeared after an entire race already existed, and the First Ones may not have the best ideas when it comes to pranking each other.Just another day here at Lore Central!As always, we love to hear from you guys, so check out our Discord, our Twitter, our Facebook, and our Instagram.) We would also love for you to leave us a review on iTunes -- it's the number one way we might find new listeners and we will read your review on air! Or email us at [email protected]. Get ad-free content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lore Boys are back with Halo, this time with a focus on the creation of the Spartans including your favourite, John 117! Or if he's not your favourite, maybe you'll like to hear he's one of the few characters who doesn't have a past steeped in war crimes. Either way, these genetically modified supersoldiers built to bully the working class and emotionally scar their parents do have a rich history.This episode Ethan gets fastidious, James brushes his teeth, and Peter talks about naming a city after a part of a gun.As always, we love to hear from you guys, so check out our Discord, our Twitter, our Facebook, and our Instagram.) We would also love for you to leave us a review on iTunes -- it's the number one way we might find new listeners and we will read your review on air! Or ask us to unionize at [email protected]. Get ad-free content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The most surprising thing about this episode is finding out that Mr. Bean had less than 20 episodes, seriously? Like what the Hell?Anyway, Lore Boys here and it's a one man show kinda show. Not us of course, we don't have that kind of chutzpah we're talking about the incredibly talented Toby Fox and his mega-hit Undertale.Today we'll find out what it takes to be successful (be hugely talented and also lucky), how a JRPG does and also get some context for the little diddy that is Undertale.How can I date the three wheeled car? How many flowers do I need for a pacifist run? Why hasn't anyone patched up that hole that human children keep falling through?As always, we love to hear from you guys, so check out our Discord, our Twitter, our Facebook, and our Instagram.) We would also love for you to leave us a review on iTunes -- it's the number one way we might find new listeners and we will read your review on air! Or ask to fuse your soul with ours at [email protected]. Get ad-free content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.