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Green Blooded Bastard
The Green Blooded Bastard podcasts primarily feature movie commentaries. While they do not cure cancer or offer profound insights into filmmaking, they may provide a touch of humor, and be warned; I swear a lot. In addition to the free weekly movie episodes, I occasionally post side podcasts on the main feed. These include a Star Trek-focused show titled The Bastard Boldly Goes, a Battlestar Galactica series called Fat Apollo is Life, a Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman commentary known as The Bastard V Lois & Clark, an ALF-themed podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf, and an Ash vs Evil Dead show named Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard. Sometimes, I write bad poetry, create chaos art, and am generally emo.
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Green Blooded Bastard - 21 Bridges

Green Blooded Bastard - 21 Bridges

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches 21 Bridges. This movie is like a season of tv in 90 mins!
01:32:3825/11/2024
Green Blooded Bastard - Justice League: Crisis On Infinite Earths Part Two

Green Blooded Bastard - Justice League: Crisis On Infinite Earths Part Two

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Justice League: Crisis On Infinite Earths Part Two. In this movie shit starts to hit the fan on multitudinous Earths, bro. Strap in!
01:32:2517/11/2024
Ash Vs Evil Dead Vs The Bastard - S02E10

Ash Vs Evil Dead Vs The Bastard - S02E10

Ash Vs Evil Dead Vs The Bastard - S02E10
33:1114/11/2024
Green Blooded Bastard - X

Green Blooded Bastard - X

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches X.  This movie is dope with a side of tiddies and blood!
01:42:4811/11/2024
Ash Vs Evil Dead Vs The Bastard -S02E09

Ash Vs Evil Dead Vs The Bastard -S02E09

Ash Vs Evil Dead Vs The Bastard -S02E09
27:1907/11/2024
Green Blooded Bastard - Strange Way Of Life

Green Blooded Bastard - Strange Way Of Life

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Strange Way Of Life.  In this movie, a couple of dudes do kooky shit to to relive their better days and strange things happen.
29:0604/11/2024
Green Blooded Bastard - Werewolf By Night

Green Blooded Bastard - Werewolf By Night

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Werewolf By Night.  In this movie, Werewolf does some kooky shit to help out his good buddy Manthing! That's a true story.
48:3601/11/2024
Ash Vs Evil Dead Vs The Bastard -S02E08

Ash Vs Evil Dead Vs The Bastard -S02E08

Ash Vs Evil Dead Vs The Bastard -S02E08
27:2131/10/2024
Green Blooded Bastard - LEGO Marvel Avengers: Code Red

Green Blooded Bastard - LEGO Marvel Avengers: Code Red

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches LEGO Marvel Avengers: Code Red.  In this movie, Lego dudes do kooky shit to help out good guys and bad ones too!
44:0828/10/2024
Ash Vs Evil Dead Vs The Bastard -S02E07

Ash Vs Evil Dead Vs The Bastard -S02E07

Ash Vs Evil Dead Vs The Bastard -S02E07
28:3124/10/2024
Green Blooded Bastard - Paranormal Activity 4

Green Blooded Bastard - Paranormal Activity 4

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Paranormal Activity 4. This movie is about a demon, a child, and a pizza place with cameras in a different house and still no music. It continues with a jump to the semi-future but ties to the past and a cult of witches.
01:24:1320/10/2024
Ash Vs Evil Dead Vs The Bastard -S02E06

Ash Vs Evil Dead Vs The Bastard -S02E06

Ash Vs Evil Dead Vs The Bastard -S02E06
28:0617/10/2024
Green Blooded Bastard - The Batman

Green Blooded Bastard - The Batman

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Batman.  This movie pulled, well it's a movie I guess.
02:48:2014/10/2024
Ash Vs Evil Dead Vs The Bastard -S02E05

Ash Vs Evil Dead Vs The Bastard -S02E05

Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard -S02E05
27:4410/10/2024
Green Blooded Bastard - Salem’s Lot

Green Blooded Bastard - Salem’s Lot

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Salem’s Lot.  This movie is about a guy named Salem, he is a writer, and he has a lot and shit.
03:03:5807/10/2024
Ash Vs Evil Dead Vs The Bastard -S02E04

Ash Vs Evil Dead Vs The Bastard -S02E04

Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard -S02E04
26:4803/10/2024
Green Bloode Bastard Chaos Art Zine - 01

Green Bloode Bastard Chaos Art Zine - 01

This is a crap little zine that I threw together that I created based on some random art or poems or collage artfuck chaos art that I create while recording episodes or burning time. I made the PDF on my phone, so if it doesn't work right fuck Adobe! 🤣 Idk. Just open it on your computer or something, fuck it, two weeks. I'll try to put out one every quarter or so if/ when I have time or crap art to slap together. Cheers!  green blooded bastard
00:0001/10/2024
Green Blooded Bastard - Paranormal Activity 3

Green Blooded Bastard - Paranormal Activity 3

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Paranormal Activity 3. This movie is about a demon, with cameras in a different house and still no music. It continues as a blast to the past, God had mercy on my soul becuase this one is a better film.
01:19:4930/09/2024
Ash Vs Evil Dead Vs The Bastard -S02E03

Ash Vs Evil Dead Vs The Bastard -S02E03

Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard -S02E03
28:4326/09/2024
Green Blooded Bastard - Thanksgiving

Green Blooded Bastard - Thanksgiving

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Thanksgiving.  This movie is a dish of revenge served with a side of blood and guts!
01:39:2622/09/2024
Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard -S02E02

Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard -S02E02

Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard -S02E02
26:5219/09/2024
Green Blooded Bastard - Justice League: Crisis On Infinite Earths Part One

Green Blooded Bastard - Justice League: Crisis On Infinite Earths Part One

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Justice League: Crisis On Infinite Earths Part One. This movie is the start of a mega-crisis on multitudinous Earths, bro. Strap in!
01:30:3715/09/2024
Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard -S02E01

Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard -S02E01

Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard -S02E01
34:1612/09/2024
Green Blooded Bastard - Logan Lucky

Green Blooded Bastard - Logan Lucky

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Logan Lucky. This film is alright, but lacks the magic of his other films especially the Ocean's trilogy.
01:56:2108/09/2024
Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard -S01E10

Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard -S01E10

Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard -S01E10
34:5605/09/2024
Green Blooded Bastard- X-Men

Green Blooded Bastard- X-Men

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches X-Men. This one is pretty good and still holds up pretty well all things considered.
01:36:4402/09/2024
Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard -S01E09

Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard -S01E09

Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard -S01E09
28:0629/08/2024
Green Blooded Bastard - World War Z

Green Blooded Bastard - World War Z

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches World War Z.  This movie is about an alleged Zombie outbreak becuase of Joe Biden.
01:49:5225/08/2024
Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard -S01E08

Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard -S01E08

Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard -S01E08
27:0122/08/2024
Green Blooded Bastard - Boy Kills World

Green Blooded Bastard - Boy Kills World

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Boy Kills World.  In this movie, Pennywise kicks ass while his inner thoughts are narrated by the fucking guy from Bob's Burgers ffs.
01:42:4619/08/2024
Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard -S01E07

Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard -S01E07

Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard -S01E07
25:1715/08/2024
Green Blooded Bastard - Street Fighter

Green Blooded Bastard - Street Fighter

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Street Fighter. This movie is based on the thinnest story from a video game! Haha, fml.
01:36:2211/08/2024
Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard -S01E06

Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard -S01E06

Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard -S01E06
25:3408/08/2024
Green Blooded Bastard - Rebel Moon - Part One: A Child of Fire

Green Blooded Bastard - Rebel Moon - Part One: A Child of Fire

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Rebel Moon—Part One: A Child of Fire. This movie is an original concept based on a Star Wars story that never got made, with some slow-motion thrown in for fun.
02:05:1404/08/2024
Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard -S01E05

Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard -S01E05

Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard -S01E05
26:2501/08/2024
Green Blooded Bastard - Paranormal Activity 2

Green Blooded Bastard - Paranormal Activity 2

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Paranormal Activity 2. This movie is about a demon, with cameras in a different house and still no music. It continues, so God has mercy on my soul becuase this one is a slightly better film.
01:26:3228/07/2024
Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard -S01E04

Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard -S01E04

Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard -S01E04
29:5825/07/2024
Green Blooded Bastard - The Flash

Green Blooded Bastard - The Flash

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Flash.  This movie is an expensive turd that sucks more dick than filipino ladyboy during fleet week, but has it's moments of fun! 
02:15:2221/07/2024
Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard -S01E03

Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard -S01E03

Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard -S01E03
27:4018/07/2024
Green Blooded Bastard - Shut In (2016)

Green Blooded Bastard - Shut In (2016)

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Shut In (2016).  This movie is about a woman with a crazy kid who is Shut In.
01:25:4014/07/2024
Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard -S01E02

Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard -S01E02

Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard -S01E02
26:5711/07/2024
Green Blooded Bastard - Paranormal Activity

Green Blooded Bastard - Paranormal Activity

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Paranormal Activity.  This movie is about a demon and cameras in a house and no music. It has started so god have mercy on my soul.
01:25:3507/07/2024
Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard -S01E01

Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard -S01E01

Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard -S01E01   This is the first episode of a new side podcast called Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard and it will be released weekly each Thursday until all the episodes are released comprising the complete series.
40:1204/07/2024
Green Blooded Bastard - Evil Dead

Green Blooded Bastard - Evil Dead

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Evil Dead.  In this movie, some friends take a drug addict into the woods and shit gets real sucka.
01:26:0230/06/2024
Green Blooded Bastard - Star Wars: Revenge Of The Sith Blu-Ray

Green Blooded Bastard - Star Wars: Revenge Of The Sith Blu-Ray

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Star Wars: Revenge Of The Sith.  This one is is probably the best of the prequel trilogy, but that isn't saying a whole lot in the grand scale of things.
02:15:5823/06/2024
Green Blooded Bastard - Naked Gun 33⅓: The Final Insult

Green Blooded Bastard - Naked Gun 33⅓: The Final Insult

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Naked Gun 33⅓: The Final Insult. This movie is about a large cocked fuckwad copper that is newly retired until they pull him back into the job and is a let down from the highs of the second one, but it still has it's moments of fun.
01:17:3716/06/2024
Green Blooded Bastard - Deadpool 2

Green Blooded Bastard - Deadpool 2

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Deadpool 2.  This movie is about a guy named Deadpool who kills shit and still can't die.  He's got a hot girlfriend, a bitter friend named after an animal and his roommate is a blind black woman... what more could you possibly ask for? Fucking CABLE that's what!
01:52:4309/06/2024
Green Blooded Bastard - The Naked Gun 2.5 The Smell Of Fear

Green Blooded Bastard - The Naked Gun 2.5 The Smell Of Fear

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Naked Gun 2.5 The Smell Of Fear. This movie is about a large cocked fuckwad copper that is out of his mind and somehow still saves the day and got better at being a copper.
01:21:2602/06/2024
Green Blooded Bastard - Injustice

Green Blooded Bastard - Injustice

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Injustice.  In this movie, Superman gets his feelings hurt and decides to lose his shit and bust his nut over everyone's face!
01:17:3126/05/2024
Green Blooded Bastard - Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Green Blooded Bastard - Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix.  Harry proves the Dark Lord is a bitch and learns to hate the color pink.
02:10:0619/05/2024